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NEET General #814 - Expensive Edition NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 10:10 [Preview] No. 827599
Do you NEETs find that everything has become ridiculously expensive? And you don't even get decent service any more.

Old Thread: >>826579

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 10:11 [Preview] No.827601 del
How does he do it?

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 10:11 [Preview] No.827602 del
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NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 10:22 [Preview] No.827613 del
Everything was always expensive

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 10:23 [Preview] No.827614 del
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garn do some before bed stretching exercises

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 10:25 [Preview] No.827615 del
Do downward-facing dog.

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 10:31 [Preview] No.827616 del
Large but not in charge. Doesn't feel good NEETs.

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 10:31 [Preview] No.827617 del
I swear UHT milk used to be cheaper than the fresh.

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 10:31 [Preview] No.827618 del
Used to be $1 a litre. Now its closer to $2.

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 10:34 [Preview] No.827619 del
Audible hopes you enjoyed the program

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 10:42 [Preview] No.827620 del
Might be over shogun

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 10:44 [Preview] No.827621 del
I downloaded episode 4 but haven't felt any urge to watch it. Episode 3 was the end for me.

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 10:45 [Preview] No.827622 del
You might as well finish it now.

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 10:46 [Preview] No.827623 del
the 70s book was a huge hit - did they tamper with the plot?

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 10:46 [Preview] No.827624 del
Ep. 4 has really fun ending.

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 10:48 [Preview] No.827625 del
I haven't read the book but I am certain the women have been changed to be more girlboss.

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 10:51 [Preview] No.827626 del
You have tempted me slightly.

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 10:55 [Preview] No.827627 del
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NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 10:58 [Preview] No.827628 del
wish i had some milo

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 11:01 [Preview] No.827629 del
nothing worth watching on youtube tonight, woe

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 11:03 [Preview] No.827630 del
Sam Aranow

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 11:05 [Preview] No.827631 del
It has stronk women and homosexuality. Doesn't matter how much they cater to woke, they'll always demand more. So none should be given.

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 11:07 [Preview] No.827632 del
Cashed out for a $5 profit

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 11:09 [Preview] No.827633 del
Well done.

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 11:12 [Preview] No.827634 del
Shrimp cocktail for dinner

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 11:13 [Preview] No.827635 del

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 11:13 [Preview] No.827636 del
That Jap dude was good in the recent Mortal Kombat moofie.

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 11:17 [Preview] No.827637 del
Get on the nags or nah?

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 11:20 [Preview] No.827638 del

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Have a blessed weekend NEET Bros.

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 11:54 [Preview] No.827641 del
Thank you NEET. o7

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 12:05 [Preview] No.827642 del
Fancy potential explosive shits. Prawns have been in teh freezer since December.

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 12:10 [Preview] No.827643 del
You're a day early PillBrain. Try again tomorrow night.

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 12:11 [Preview] No.827644 del
He's come the raw prawn.

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 12:39 [Preview] No.827645 del
46 minutes until a starship launch.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ixZpBOxMopc [Embed]

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 16:38 [Preview] No.827647 del
Woken by clattering, charged naked into the kitchen wielding a bayonete only to realise it was a RAT! Chased the RAT! around the kitchen but unable to get a clear shot the RAT! hid under the oven.
Very, very tired. Going to try and sleep. I miss cat, woe.

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 17:00 [Preview] No.827648 del
RAT! wouldn't shut the fuck up so more alert I chased it into the oven and shut the oven door.
This problem can wait till tomorrow. Very, very tired.

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 17:56 [Preview] No.827649 del
too early again, woe

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 18:46 [Preview] No.827650 del

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 18:48 [Preview] No.827651 del
Thanks o7

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 18:48 [Preview] No.827652 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 18:53 [Preview] No.827653 del

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 20:14 [Preview] No.827654 del
might make some coffee, try and do a poo

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 20:14 [Preview] No.827655 del
Bloody RAT!

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 20:19 [Preview] No.827656 del
What if the rat was just a malnourished possum?

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 20:26 [Preview] No.827657 del

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 20:36 [Preview] No.827658 del
I won $21.35 on the Powerball.

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 20:53 [Preview] No.827659 del
can't sleep, can't get outside for a walk, teh day's already a total failure

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 21:01 [Preview] No.827660 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 21:02 [Preview] No.827661 del

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 21:03 [Preview] No.827662 del
might watch some more tintin

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 21:06 [Preview] No.827664 del
They need more console port embracers.

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 21:07 [Preview] No.827665 del
Well done.

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 21:33 [Preview] No.827666 del
25 years ago every UNIX box, switch, and router we had in service had a serial cable going to a Cisco terminal server. The terminal server had both an Ethernet connection and a GSM modem attached. Very few reasons to ever need to physically touch anything.

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 21:38 [Preview] No.827667 del
Optus hated that one single trick.

It's all too expensive until it melts down.

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 22:06 [Preview] No.827668 del
He wont take me to closing the gap day

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 22:07 [Preview] No.827669 del
Its more than a sport.

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 22:12 [Preview] No.827670 del
woe'd today fella, when will it end?

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 22:13 [Preview] No.827671 del
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even google says seethe

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 22:19 [Preview] No.827672 del
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NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 22:22 [Preview] No.827673 del
There's no point in even trying anymore. Might eat a packet of freddos and spend the day playing vidya

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 22:23 [Preview] No.827674 del

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 22:27 [Preview] No.827675 del
If you eat them all today you won't have any left for tomorow.

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 22:27 [Preview] No.827676 del
he should get 2 packets

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 22:49 [Preview] No.827677 del
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NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 23:13 [Preview] No.827678 del
This should have been St Patrick's Day Edition.

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 23:13 [Preview] No.827679 del
>St Patrick's Day
Seppo bullshit.

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 23:14 [Preview] No.827680 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 23:14 [Preview] No.827681 del
You mummybot is seppo bullshit

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 23:15 [Preview] No.827682 del
no, white holidays only

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 23:17 [Preview] No.827683 del
Lining up at a bank in Lizbef is depressing.

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 23:17 [Preview] No.827684 del
I don't care anymore

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 23:21 [Preview] No.827686 del

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 23:25 [Preview] No.827687 del
Did you guys see Stonetoss got doxxed and turnout out to be a chunky spic?

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 23:26 [Preview] No.827688 del
fug it, if monk can drink 20 standards every day I can eat a dozen freddos

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 23:26 [Preview] No.827689 del
Never heard of him. Where do you learn about these guys?

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 23:27 [Preview] No.827690 del
a dozen freddos is barely a morning tea

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 23:27 [Preview] No.827691 del
You get there too early.

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 23:27 [Preview] No.827692 del

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 23:30 [Preview] No.827693 del
There is a line up all day there.
Today I got there before opening and there was a granny on a two wheeled scooter shouting at each new liner-upper-er that "she was here first".
Some boong schitzo sheila sitting on the floor talking to herself.
Couple of fat cunts leaning on empty shopping trolleys.
There were two middle-aged dykes who cut the line when the doors opened.

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 23:30 [Preview] No.827694 del
How did you end up on endchan without knowing the 4chan shit?

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 23:31 [Preview] No.827695 del
Might go check it out in a bit. Need to go to the centre anyway.

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 23:33 [Preview] No.827696 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 23:35 [Preview] No.827697 del
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They used to be, back when they were 20g each, now they're only 12g

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 23:36 [Preview] No.827698 del
Unless they are the 1kg special edition easter ones.

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 23:37 [Preview] No.827699 del
back on the beyond creepy

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 23:38 [Preview] No.827700 del
>Never heard of him.
Me either.

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 23:41 [Preview] No.827701 del
You rang ?

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 23:52 [Preview] No.827702 del
weird, I've got a telephone interview with cenno on the weekend, I had no idea they worked on weekends

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 23:53 [Preview] No.827703 del
They are probably trying to clear the massive backlog.

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 23:53 [Preview] No.827704 del
I have mornings like that on the dunny

NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 23:56 [Preview] No.827705 del
Tell them to call you during normal business hours lol. How dare they interrupt your weekend.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 00:23 [Preview] No.827706 del
drinking a glass of Zup

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NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 00:33 [Preview] No.827708 del
the brown faggot is having a cry to elon on twitter about being harassed lol
another free speech warrior

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 00:36 [Preview] No.827709 del
>brown faggot
Isn't he on the right side? He makes good cartoons.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 00:36 [Preview] No.827710 del
depressed as fuck, might go out to a bakery for lunch

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 00:38 [Preview] No.827711 del
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He became a nazi because he can't wank lol

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 00:38 [Preview] No.827712 del
That sounds nice.

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NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 00:50 [Preview] No.827715 del
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Do any neets actually approve of elon?

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 00:57 [Preview] No.827716 del
The NEET that was going to check in with me at 7pm on Tuesday night, and every night subsequent, didn't.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 01:04 [Preview] No.827717 del
Ozempic frogs?

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 01:05 [Preview] No.827718 del

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 01:11 [Preview] No.827719 del

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 01:12 [Preview] No.827720 del
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NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 01:14 [Preview] No.827721 del
Handsome fellas.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 01:22 [Preview] No.827722 del
ok, garn bakery for lunchies, you neets want me to get you anything?

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 01:26 [Preview] No.827723 del
Pie, sausage roll with sauce, two apple turnovers please.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 01:30 [Preview] No.827724 del
No thank you. I just had the second half of last night's vindaloo.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 01:34 [Preview] No.827725 del
waiting patiently for the fedex man

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 01:34 [Preview] No.827726 del
I wonder

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 01:35 [Preview] No.827727 del
Indian gentleman?

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 01:35 [Preview] No.827728 del
if he likes palindromes

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 01:35 [Preview] No.827729 del
It's usually a White man.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 01:38 [Preview] No.827730 del
I like yours

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 01:46 [Preview] No.827733 del
Well done to him. I always admire anyone that does their own thing and takes on entrenched interests.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 01:53 [Preview] No.827734 del
Welcome back NEET.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 01:53 [Preview] No.827736 del
feels good man

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 01:54 [Preview] No.827737 del
why do I have the faggot flat?
holy fucking shit digi would better give me a romanian ip

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 01:55 [Preview] No.827738 del

niggerstonguemyanustroloololol NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 01:55 [Preview] No.827739 del

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 02:21 [Preview] No.827740 del
Be proud of your French heritage neet.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 02:22 [Preview] No.827741 del
hons hons hons

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 02:22 [Preview] No.827742 del
Got a sausage roll from the bakery. The girl there looked familiar, swear she's the same girl as this high schooler who lives on my street, but that can't be because it's currently school hours. Wish I wasn't such a face blind autist.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 02:23 [Preview] No.827743 del
Because you're a faggot, you fag. Now go find a gay board to post on.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 02:30 [Preview] No.827744 del
You should have aksed her

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 02:36 [Preview] No.827745 del
if I'm not supposed to be using seed oil, what should I be using for cooking?

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 02:51 [Preview] No.827746 del
I think the purists would say to use lard.
You hear differing opinions on coconut oil and olive oil.
It is all confusing.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 02:52 [Preview] No.827747 del
Went to the bank. No line

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 03:02 [Preview] No.827748 del
Went to have a wank. Now I'm blind.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 03:04 [Preview] No.827749 del
I keep wondering how old Tintin is. He started adventuring in the 1920s, was still going in 1970s, still a twink. Seems to be old enough to travel by himself, claims to be a reporter, but never has a job.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 03:13 [Preview] No.827750 del
International Cruisey!

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 03:14 [Preview] No.827751 del
Do you think he does OnlyFrens?

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 03:19 [Preview] No.827752 del
He said TinTin, not Tiffin

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 03:33 [Preview] No.827753 del
Tiffin's alive, I'm sure of it. We're not going to stop searching until we find him.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 03:34 [Preview] No.827754 del
Leave him alone. He doesn't want to be found.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 03:43 [Preview] No.827755 del
Was it open?

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 03:46 [Preview] No.827756 del
FedEx man has been.
Might get drunk.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 03:47 [Preview] No.827757 del
He might be that NEET who was trying to cook wedges in an oven that wasn't turned on.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 03:47 [Preview] No.827758 del
What was delivered?

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 03:48 [Preview] No.827759 del
You'll never catch him.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 03:48 [Preview] No.827760 del
Yeah, they all are.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 03:49 [Preview] No.827761 del
A 4903 and a 4904.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 03:50 [Preview] No.827762 del
FedEx man.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 03:53 [Preview] No.827763 del
You should have got the 4906.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 03:56 [Preview] No.827764 del
That's for a Toyota Celica and wouldn't fit.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 04:06 [Preview] No.827765 del
This goes out to a very special NEET.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SkH3MTG2aAE [Embed]

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 04:07 [Preview] No.827766 del

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 04:17 [Preview] No.827768 del
Toddler crushers.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 04:26 [Preview] No.827769 del
The place I bought the Kia from had a couple of $300k RAM trucks in the room where the paperwork girl was, and the bonnet on those was about 5 feet of the ground. You could easily run over women and elderly men without knowing they were even there.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 04:26 [Preview] No.827770 del

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 04:28 [Preview] No.827771 del
>Never heard of him.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 04:28 [Preview] No.827772 del
You'd get home and wonder what the red stains on the grill were from.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 04:39 [Preview] No.827773 del
Many such cases.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 04:39 [Preview] No.827774 del
You'd have to power wash it every night just in case.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 04:40 [Preview] No.827775 del
might watch some more tintin

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 04:40 [Preview] No.827776 del
Love you

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 04:42 [Preview] No.827777 del
Find out how much Marni wants for a tug.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 04:44 [Preview] No.827778 del
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NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 04:47 [Preview] No.827779 del
Let's do this thang!!!

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 04:48 [Preview] No.827780 del
Thanks Wizzy.

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NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 04:49 [Preview] No.827782 del
piss in the water bottle

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 04:52 [Preview] No.827783 del
you failed to notice the protective boot on the right seat thing too

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 04:53 [Preview] No.827784 del

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 05:24 [Preview] No.827785 del
more oxies and dexies?

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 05:26 [Preview] No.827786 del
wish I had a white onion

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 05:30 [Preview] No.827787 del
Space for goon and your takeaway in the back and mudguards for when it's wet, thats a lot better.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 05:31 [Preview] No.827788 del
Use a brown one and stop being racist.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 05:31 [Preview] No.827789 del
You can't eat brown onion raw, even if Tony does.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 05:54 [Preview] No.827790 del
The weak should fear the strong.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 06:00 [Preview] No.827791 del
More evidence of non-english speakers in the UK

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that tfw when feels bad man

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 06:01 [Preview] No.827793 del
They said I should go to fat camp, I said WOE WOE WOE.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 06:02 [Preview] No.827794 del
Many such cases.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 06:03 [Preview] No.827795 del
They said I should go to fish camp, I said ROE ROE ROE.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 06:03 [Preview] No.827796 del
When's that?

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 06:04 [Preview] No.827797 del

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 06:05 [Preview] No.827798 del
>two wheeled scooter
I didn't read that right earlier
Cultural hub of the heartland

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 06:08 [Preview] No.827799 del
What do the hours mean?

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 06:09 [Preview] No.827800 del
Is the Romanian really a Frenchman?

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 06:09 [Preview] No.827801 del
When they were posted relative to the person taking the screenshot

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 06:09 [Preview] No.827802 del
Avocado oil.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 06:12 [Preview] No.827803 del
I read it as Tiffin too

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He is our tintin

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NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 06:16 [Preview] No.827807 del
You can attach truck trailers and harvesters to them.
Fast tractors.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 06:19 [Preview] No.827808 del
They should not give old ladies difficult to open bottles.
You were right that she could very easily have hurt herself doing those ridiculous things trying to cut into it.
She could not humble herself enough to ask a neighbour for help. Tell her that pride is a sin.

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I think the methotrexate is also used as a chemo drug, so it probably shouldn't be too easy to get at, but you're right.

She also had a fall getting off the community bus this morning.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 06:27 [Preview] No.827810 del
LOl, my progout comes in a bottle like that, when I get it open I never do the lid backup all the way because they are a pain in the arse.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 06:28 [Preview] No.827811 del
She is lucky she did not hurt herself. She needs to be more careful. She probably does things too fast because she does not want the other oldies to think she can't.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 06:31 [Preview] No.827812 del
Do you have gout NEET?

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 06:33 [Preview] No.827813 del
I have high uric acid level which gives me uric acid kidney stones.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 06:33 [Preview] No.827814 del

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 06:39 [Preview] No.827815 del
That sounds painful. I hope they are under control.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 06:44 [Preview] No.827816 del
New Adam Sandler movie is actual Kino.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 06:46 [Preview] No.827817 del
They said that about Punch Drunk Love. You won't fool me again.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 06:46 [Preview] No.827818 del
>You Are So Not Invited to My Bat Mitzvah

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 06:46 [Preview] No.827819 del
5.8/10 on imdb.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 06:47 [Preview] No.827820 del
I doubt it will be as good as Happy Gilmore or The Waterboy.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 06:58 [Preview] No.827821 del
I liked Jon Lovitz in The Wedding Singer.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=VN1Ahr_iTH0 [Embed]

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 07:03 [Preview] No.827822 del
Funny thing was i just got back from Noosa and realised i didnt give you guys any yeahs......I took a photo and just could not be assed.

Oh wells.....

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 07:05 [Preview] No.827823 del
also good to see the frenchman back

i hope he terrorizes the board again and finally kills it

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 07:14 [Preview] No.827824 del
fuck off u wanker

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 07:15 [Preview] No.827825 del
Need to turn on the Cool Zone. Starting to sweat.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 07:18 [Preview] No.827826 del
Cat always had your back with Rat.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 07:18 [Preview] No.827827 del
Might venture into the "big fella" clothing sections of various establishments tomorrow.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 07:19 [Preview] No.827828 del
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NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 07:22 [Preview] No.827829 del
Get naked and put a towel down.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 07:22 [Preview] No.827830 del
I am only wearing some 4xl pyjama shorts

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 07:23 [Preview] No.827831 del
You need some more breathability, upgrade to 5xl

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 07:25 [Preview] No.827832 del
What are you on the hunt for?

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 07:26 [Preview] No.827833 del
suck a fuck. This guy was a cowboy and a pair of gloves would have saved him. That venom will fuck him permanently, I reckon. We need less of these steve irwin lion tamer fuckers what dont respect nature and just want to get likes off of faceblurk. Its cool how a deep bite can snuff you out within half an hour tho, thats a good take home.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 07:32 [Preview] No.827834 del
just brapped

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 07:33 [Preview] No.827835 del
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NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 07:33 [Preview] No.827836 del
Dunno. Something for bowls tomorrow night.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 07:34 [Preview] No.827837 del
imagine having photos of yourself on the internet

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 07:34 [Preview] No.827838 del
I did not know we had a NEET who played bowls.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 07:35 [Preview] No.827839 del
They are ugly as fuck.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 07:40 [Preview] No.827840 del
I remember o'l frenchy and that underage thot he was obsessed with, I cant remember her name, IGA was doing the obsessed spam underage thot thing for a while too so its not like we ever a break from these pedo schizos

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 07:41 [Preview] No.827841 del
imagine having the endless possibilities of the internet and ending up here, on endchan

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 07:42 [Preview] No.827842 del
It is a one-off.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 07:44 [Preview] No.827843 del
There was never really a choice.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 07:45 [Preview] No.827844 del
Lol. I was rolling hot into work super early and suddenly theres this body on the bike path so I throw the bike down and start yelling into this young guy's face who's snoring, HEY YOU WAKE UP RIGHT NOW cos it could have been a normie commuter having a vaxx attack or some legit shit. Then he's mumbling and his eyes start tracking and I look around and theres this big square flagon of cointreau next to him. I'm still yelling like OHO WHATS THIS HAVE YOU BEEN ON THE SAUCE YOU RUMMY and i tips the rest out, like one third and says I'M JUST GONNA LEAVE THIS HERE SO EVERYONE KNOWS TRY NOT TO PISS YOUR PANTS BUDDY and just like that im back in the saddle and off to teh wage.

True story.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 07:46 [Preview] No.827845 del
There was always a choice. We just blew it.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 07:46 [Preview] No.827846 del
Stories of the Great Hunter.

Should call the spirits of the land and ask for advice.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 07:46 [Preview] No.827847 del
this client goes for teh brown meat whores does he?

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 07:47 [Preview] No.827848 del
we are getting old

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 07:48 [Preview] No.827849 del
I only post here when my linkedin is suspended because some normie reported my racistms

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 07:49 [Preview] No.827850 del
See i can tell this story is false because.

1) no one drinks contreau out of the bottle
2) drunk riders always make it home with no memory as god intended

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 07:50 [Preview] No.827851 del
Multi on tonight Monk?

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 07:54 [Preview] No.827852 del
Just a $15 bet on Collingwood to win. $4 odds too, some kind of bonus incentive

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 07:54 [Preview] No.827853 del
I have installed Portal Revolution. Going to begin playing soon.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 07:55 [Preview] No.827854 del
Apparnetly all McDonalds in Australia and NZ are presently offline and unable to process eftpos

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 07:55 [Preview] No.827855 del
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NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.827856 del
Just got back from the cop shop. The pigs picked me up because some busy body complained that I was being a nuisance homeless but all I was doing was having rest in the park after my double shift at KFC, The boss wanted me to clean the deep fry sump and I was there until 4AM and just exhausted so I lay down in the park on the way home until my bus which comes at 5AM and was asleep and then suddenly theres this wanker yelling at me and accusing me of being drunk and he tips this random bottle of goon on me and says now everyone is going to think im a drunk, basically i got assaulted. I was so shocked I thought he was gonna rape me, I just froze and then the cops come and i'm covered in someone elses vile throwbacks with a smashed bottle next to me and the pigs frog march me into the paddy wagon and I ended up in the watchhouse with murderers and drug dealers and no one would beleive me that I was just exhausted. They went through my bag and found my uniform and must have called my boss because When I got my phone back theres this message saying I dont have a job anymore because KFC doesnt employ neets who get in trouble with the police. I really needed that job to pay my car off and basically the rent and food. Now I'm going to lose everything and be on the streets. Why does this happen to me?

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.827857 del
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time for some KFC then

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 08:01 [Preview] No.827858 del
I reckon the Swans will win. Big premiership hangover for the Pies.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 08:03 [Preview] No.827859 del
6 pieces of hot and spicy please.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 08:05 [Preview] No.827860 del
He wasnt a rider, just another one of Dan's victims. Dan took his money and left him lying out cold on the pavement. What a villain.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 08:11 [Preview] No.827862 del
>pigs picked me up because some busy body complained that I was being a nuisance homeless
You're not even white are you?

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 08:14 [Preview] No.827864 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Nucd2Lq-_H4 [Embed]


NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 08:15 [Preview] No.827865 del
>Another person joked: “Go to Hungry Jack’s. The burgers are better at Hungry Jack’s.”

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 08:17 [Preview] No.827866 del
Pretty sure he's taking me to the psychic fair then.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 08:17 [Preview] No.827867 del
The pigs here are all freemasons and the neighbourhood is a boomer bastion. Some connected bastard must have been spying on me.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 08:17 [Preview] No.827868 del

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 08:17 [Preview] No.827869 del
The replies are older than the original post

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 08:18 [Preview] No.827870 del

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 08:19 [Preview] No.827871 del
More NEETs need to upskill in Mong Management 101.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 08:19 [Preview] No.827872 del

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 08:19 [Preview] No.827873 del
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NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 08:19 [Preview] No.827874 del
Why do you care?

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 08:20 [Preview] No.827875 del
Bloody hell bat, what's she thinking?

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 08:21 [Preview] No.827876 del
Just finished Adam Sandler movie. Very good. Lots of funny one liners from the spider voiced by Shiban.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 08:21 [Preview] No.827877 del
Monk? No!

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 08:22 [Preview] No.827878 del
Shiban is very talented.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 08:23 [Preview] No.827879 del
Sleep tight NEET.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 08:23 [Preview] No.827880 del
Trackie pants are on.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 08:25 [Preview] No.827881 del

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 08:25 [Preview] No.827882 del
I have always liked this picture.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 08:25 [Preview] No.827883 del
That's not how time works.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 08:27 [Preview] No.827884 del
Yeah okay McFly

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 08:32 [Preview] No.827885 del
I want this from Webby.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 08:35 [Preview] No.827886 del
You won't take him to dinner.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 08:40 [Preview] No.827887 del
I just brapped again

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 08:41 [Preview] No.827888 del
Had 2 pies for dinner and 1 1/2 pies for supper

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 08:41 [Preview] No.827889 del
other 0.5 for breakkayeie?

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 08:42 [Preview] No.827890 del

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 08:43 [Preview] No.827891 del
It would get messy if it was for bukkake

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 08:44 [Preview] No.827892 del

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 08:48 [Preview] No.827893 del

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 08:49 [Preview] No.827894 del
Low-brow humour.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 08:50 [Preview] No.827895 del
Cruisey how do I get a mong bus for one trip somewhere and get them to pick me up when I'm done?

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 08:56 [Preview] No.827896 del
$110-$170 for return taxi or uber fare
fuck that

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 08:56 [Preview] No.827897 del
I'll have tomato and avocado on toast for first breakfas and half pie for second breakfas

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 08:57 [Preview] No.827898 del
>avocado on toast
This is why you don't own a house, NEET.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 08:57 [Preview] No.827899 del
you need ndis

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 08:58 [Preview] No.827900 del
Finally ate a real meal. MyMuscleChef butter chicken. Was shit.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 08:59 [Preview] No.827901 del
Cruisey could organise it though for a mate right

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 08:59 [Preview] No.827902 del
>real meal
pick one

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 09:00 [Preview] No.827903 del
i'll just drive myself and have a fucking soft drink
fuck this gay city

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 09:00 [Preview] No.827904 del
No, boomers are why I don't own a house, boomer

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 09:02 [Preview] No.827905 del
Catch the train or a bus.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 09:03 [Preview] No.827906 del
looked at that
requires 2 hours and 3 transfers

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 09:15 [Preview] No.827907 del
So? Are you busy doing stuff all day?

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.827908 del
sleepy, but gotta stay up until 9

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.827909 del
Yes. I also don't want to have to get scrubbed up and leave the house at 4pm for a 6pm engagement and then work out how long I can stay there, factoring in the last busses and train to be able to get home.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.827910 del
Did Monk ever make it to that/a dinner?

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 09:20 [Preview] No.827911 del
China would have frogmarched that guy into the nearest courtyard and shot him in the face.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.827912 del
Fuck tiktok and the way it keeps serving me videos of brown girls. I hope the americans ban it.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.827913 del
/ausneets/ group mini golf event

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.827914 del
just stop using it bruz

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 09:23 [Preview] No.827915 del
If you like, read the comments or wait on the video it thinks you like the content. Just keep swiping.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 09:23 [Preview] No.827916 del
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>I hope the americans ban it.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 09:23 [Preview] No.827917 del
suicidal thoughts are back, i might become a whistleblower

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 09:26 [Preview] No.827918 del
Can you whistle to me instead?

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 09:27 [Preview] No.827919 del
Only Weber is allowed to whistle at NEETs.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 09:27 [Preview] No.827920 del
Or just blow me?

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 09:29 [Preview] No.827921 del
lead paint covered microplastics

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 09:29 [Preview] No.827922 del
America is the land and their greatest ally.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 09:29 [Preview] No.827923 del
New discovery in the Vaxx?

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 09:29 [Preview] No.827924 del
Pies crumbling

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 09:30 [Preview] No.827925 del
just a snack

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 09:31 [Preview] No.827926 del
Eat it with a knife and fork

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 09:31 [Preview] No.827927 del
Could fit four golf balls in each hole.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 09:32 [Preview] No.827928 del
New jacquin phoenix movie is weird.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 09:33 [Preview] No.827929 del
They overachieved last year. Average team.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 09:34 [Preview] No.827930 del
I don't understand the question

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 09:37 [Preview] No.827931 del
You bloody well do so

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 09:37 [Preview] No.827932 del
a black figure with no shadow in the middle of the day

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 09:37 [Preview] No.827933 del
Bloody THOTs

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 09:37 [Preview] No.827934 del
Cruisey watching the normie slop on the TV.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 09:38 [Preview] No.827935 del
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NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 09:38 [Preview] No.827936 del
going to do some calculations

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.827937 del
Big numbers?

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.827938 del
I'll slap your noggin.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 09:41 [Preview] No.827940 del
Well bantered.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 09:41 [Preview] No.827941 del
Big brain NEET.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 09:41 [Preview] No.827942 del

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 09:42 [Preview] No.827943 del
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NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 09:42 [Preview] No.827944 del
Will he invited us to his Bar Mitzvah?

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 09:42 [Preview] No.827945 del
He lives!

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 09:44 [Preview] No.827946 del

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 09:46 [Preview] No.827947 del

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 09:46 [Preview] No.827948 del

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 09:46 [Preview] No.827949 del

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 09:46 [Preview] No.827950 del

Sperm bank?

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 09:47 [Preview] No.827951 del
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NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 09:48 [Preview] No.827952 del
Pepe looks photoshopped in to that picture. He was never really there.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 09:48 [Preview] No.827953 del
Living his best life.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 09:50 [Preview] No.827954 del
Ol' Bruce is getting raped on teh daily by those Seppo beasts!

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 09:50 [Preview] No.827955 del

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 09:51 [Preview] No.827956 del
Sleep tight.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 09:52 [Preview] No.827957 del
Good night.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 09:53 [Preview] No.827958 del
me every friday night

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 09:54 [Preview] No.827959 del

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 09:54 [Preview] No.827960 del
Good night Pidge. xx
I hope Nigel escapes from that awful woman one day.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 09:58 [Preview] No.827961 del

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.827962 del
I never get anything done.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 10:00 [Preview] No.827963 del

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 10:03 [Preview] No.827964 del
do you think anyone new ever joins ausneets?

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 10:06 [Preview] No.827965 del
No, we are nearly extinct.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 10:07 [Preview] No.827966 del
Nothing wrong with that.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 10:08 [Preview] No.827967 del
Monk you should advertise us over on 4chan /sp/ AFL threads. We might find a new NEET or two.
I would do it myself but I'm rangebanned on the whole site.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 10:10 [Preview] No.827968 del
We are on too obscure a chan. Back in the 8chan days there was some traffic to the site in general which would flow through to our board.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 10:12 [Preview] No.827969 del
How many have you pissed out over teh years?

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 10:15 [Preview] No.827970 del
Hasn't done anything good since 2008's You Don't Mess with the Zohan.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 10:18 [Preview] No.827972 del
I visit there probably twice a year.
There's also no reason to advertise our board. We don't need to grow

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 10:19 [Preview] No.827973 del
some of us need to shrink

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 10:20 [Preview] No.827974 del
(N) - Not
(I) - In
(M) - My
(B) - Board
(Y) - Ya knah mean

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 10:20 [Preview] No.827975 del
We speak telepathically on a subconscious level. You instinctively knew I was going to upload a pic. Such is the strength of our relationship.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 10:22 [Preview] No.827976 del
Well bantered.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 10:25 [Preview] No.827977 del
How much did you pay for the Lancia again?

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 10:26 [Preview] No.827978 del
might go buy a bluetooth dongle tomorrow

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 10:26 [Preview] No.827979 del
Argument in the street

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 10:28 [Preview] No.827980 del
Bad home dispute?

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 10:30 [Preview] No.827981 del
And the staffies were snarling one dark Friday night
For it was bogans in the street having a domestic fight.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 10:30 [Preview] No.827982 del
>v6 twin turbo
What happened to the good old days when italians used to make naturally aspirated 12 cylinder engines?

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 10:34 [Preview] No.827983 del
Got Teh Hobbit on in the background. Just waiting for Smaug's scene.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 10:35 [Preview] No.827984 del
>Smaug's scene
He does a good performance. I'm surprised they could train a dragon to act like that.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 10:36 [Preview] No.827985 del
I've never actually seen the last two hobbit movies, didn't like the first one and I used to be a hardcore tolkien fanboy at the time, I found the movies to be sacriligious.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 10:37 [Preview] No.827986 del
The only golf I've ever played.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.827987 del
Yes they were vile things. I wish I hadn't watched them.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 10:43 [Preview] No.827988 del
did rat neet deal with the rat?

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 10:43 [Preview] No.827989 del
It is the rat posting from that IP now.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 10:46 [Preview] No.827990 del
Needs tomato sauce to moisten the pastry.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 10:48 [Preview] No.827992 del
>moisten the pastry.
That's the seed oil's job.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 10:48 [Preview] No.827993 del
I'm romanian
this one is gay enough

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 10:51 [Preview] No.827994 del
Wacko Jacko must've been a fan of Cressida Cowell.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 10:52 [Preview] No.827995 del
these mre videos are making me snack

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 10:53 [Preview] No.827996 del
Originally saw The Hobbit on a laptop, so it will be good to see the flying lizard on a 40-inch telly.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 10:54 [Preview] No.827997 del
Those mres look horrible to me. I would not try one.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 10:56 [Preview] No.827998 del
>Cressida Cowell
She went moo moo moo.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 11:11 [Preview] No.827999 del
they are comfy to watch

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 11:16 [Preview] No.828000 del
Would bacon bought from a deli still be safe to eat after 3(three) weeks in the fridge?

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 11:30 [Preview] No.828001 del
Probably not.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 11:35 [Preview] No.828002 del
Don't want to bin it as it's Aussie pig. Might try using it as fish bait or burley.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 11:39 [Preview] No.828003 del
Need to invest in a crab pot or two. Real lazy man's fishing.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 11:40 [Preview] No.828004 del
I always used to catch crabs when I was younger but I never ate them. Didn't like the taste.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 11:44 [Preview] No.828005 del
Yeah I'd prefer prawns tbh. But then you'd need a cast net and that takes effort to constantly throw it out and retrieve.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 12:31 [Preview] No.828006 del
I am playing Portal Revolution. The puzzles are okay but the computer voice is really bad. He is no Glados. I looked to see if I could change it but there is no option. Annoying American redditor style voice.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 12:33 [Preview] No.828007 del
They probably hang out on that e-thot pedo board agatha...

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 12:42 [Preview] No.828008 del
3 hours into the Hobbit and nothing but short cunts with hairy feet, dirty old wizards and that Smeagol creature. Where's my fire-breathing numismatist ffs? Granted it's free-to-air TV with lots of ads. And honestly the long build-up to the dragon's reveal is what makes its scenes so good, but still, I can only remain sober/conscious for so long.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 12:46 [Preview] No.828009 del
She looks part Japanese.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 12:46 [Preview] No.828010 del

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 12:49 [Preview] No.828011 del
Another ad break...

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 12:52 [Preview] No.828012 del
The pet cats are the closest Ryan will get to having a pussy.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 13:03 [Preview] No.828013 del
Oh shiz here comes the OhSeven...

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 13:22 [Preview] No.828014 del
What in the absolute fuck! Mr Free-to-Air suddenly decides to end the Hobbit before it's even over!

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 13:30 [Preview] No.828015 del
There is a torrent version of the Hobbit which is edited to combine all the movies and remove all the shit that wasn't in the books. The whole interspecies romance plot etc.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 13:31 [Preview] No.828016 del
The so called "Tolkien Edit". I have seen that but not the full movies.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 15:54 [Preview] No.828017 del

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 19:29 [Preview] No.828019 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 20:04 [Preview] No.828020 del
The backlog just cleared out of me.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 20:26 [Preview] No.828021 del
I sent motherbat a mording and she replied with "Morning.". Normally she writes a few sentences. Must be shitty about something, but I'm not a mind reader and I'm not going to ask.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 20:38 [Preview] No.828022 del
Good morning NEET.
Give her time as you are.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 20:48 [Preview] No.828023 del
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Add this to the womboflix list please. Almost as well done as the Adam Sandler movie.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 20:49 [Preview] No.828024 del
He he he that's fucked

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 20:51 [Preview] No.828025 del
>Almost as well done as the Adam Sandler movie

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 20:51 [Preview] No.828026 del

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 20:53 [Preview] No.828027 del
Will it upload this time...

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 20:55 [Preview] No.828029 del
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me at the club with my gf last night

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 20:56 [Preview] No.828030 del
Does she like getting caught in the rain?

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 20:57 [Preview] No.828031 del
He was really good in it.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 20:58 [Preview] No.828032 del
Need to get ready for wage.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 21:00 [Preview] No.828033 del
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5 years already

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 21:01 [Preview] No.828034 del
penis collander

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 21:32 [Preview] No.828035 del
Turned off the possum light.
Bowl of cereal down the hatch.
Having a mondster.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 21:40 [Preview] No.828036 del
good morning neets. I had a dream that I ate lots of interesting food in melbourne

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 21:42 [Preview] No.828037 del
Good progress so far, Bill status?

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 21:42 [Preview] No.828038 del
Good morning NEET.

Greasy feed?

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 21:43 [Preview] No.828039 del
I told him to stay away until I am back from Canberra.
I wonder if Sisterbot relayed that to Motherbat last night.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 21:43 [Preview] No.828040 del
Do you live in Melbourne?

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 21:44 [Preview] No.828041 del
You going to that SnoopCyberCon there?

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 21:44 [Preview] No.828042 del
>I wonder if Sisterbot relayed that to Motherbat last night.
Could be a good guess.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 21:46 [Preview] No.828043 del

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 21:51 [Preview] No.828044 del
I will get to the bottom of it in 9 minutes.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 21:53 [Preview] No.828045 del
Give whoever/whatever it is a cheeky wink for me please.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 22:02 [Preview] No.828046 del
Cheeky winks and waves aplenty on Wombo's Wonderful Wherethefuckarewe Whistle-stop Wagon Train Weekend
Adelaide->Mildura->Hay->Narrandera->Junee (or Wagga Wagga)->Canberra->Cooma (lol)->Albury->Horseham->Adelaide

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 22:04 [Preview] No.828047 del
Yeah there was a steak like 5 times the size of normal in it.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 22:04 [Preview] No.828048 del

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 22:07 [Preview] No.828049 del

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 22:07 [Preview] No.828050 del
jesus fucking christ nigga
is australia really that fucked?
hope you can find a way out of all this mess

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 22:07 [Preview] No.828051 del
morning bros

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 22:08 [Preview] No.828052 del
goddamn she's hot

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 22:13 [Preview] No.828053 del
sorry m8

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 22:14 [Preview] No.828054 del
Have a good day neet.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 22:14 [Preview] No.828055 del
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NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 22:15 [Preview] No.828056 del
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NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 22:15 [Preview] No.828057 del
Jesus christ is this real?

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 22:41 [Preview] No.828058 del
Well rested. Calm. Had some chamomille tea during the night. Looking back I was in a serious state of anxiety for the past few days, I may need chamomille at least twice a week to function.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 23:01 [Preview] No.828059 del
Need to go to the fat fuck clothes section and the ATM and get a white onion

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 23:04 [Preview] No.828061 del
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>fat fuck clothes
The right suit can have a very slimming effect on your appearance.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 23:39 [Preview] No.828062 del
Decided I am just going to wear that incorrect colour polo shirt that Johnny Pigg sent me a while back. I don't need to impress anybody.
Still have to go to the ATM and get an onion and some orange juice.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 23:39 [Preview] No.828063 del
Is it worth changing day old clothes and spraying some de-odorant before I go to visit a computer store neets? Surely the big stinky nerds there will accept me as one of their own.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 23:45 [Preview] No.828064 del
garn get a bluetooth adaptor from the computer store neets, you want anything there?

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 23:47 [Preview] No.828065 del
No, I wear tshirts, singles, undies and socks for a week. Jeans for a month or two.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 23:48 [Preview] No.828066 del
Go as you are neet.

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 23:50 [Preview] No.828067 del
Yeah I just need a few little things.
Just some Corsair VENGEANCE RGB 64GB (2x32GB)
and 3 x Kingston KC3000 2TB PCIe 4.0 NVMe M.2 SSD

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 23:50 [Preview] No.828068 del
$1400 worth of car tyres please

NEET 03/15/2024 (Fri) 23:52 [Preview] No.828069 del
Grab me a ASUS RTX 4090 24GB Strix ROG-STRIX-RTX4090-24G thanks.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 00:03 [Preview] No.828070 del

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 00:05 [Preview] No.828071 del
Happy future birthday.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 00:18 [Preview] No.828072 del
more vodka (it's never enough)

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 00:24 [Preview] No.828073 del
It was only 1100, bargain

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 00:33 [Preview] No.828074 del
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Good Morning NEETs

a spindle of blank CD-R's , thanks

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 00:46 [Preview] No.828075 del
Poor bat, I hope she is feeling better soon.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 00:55 [Preview] No.828076 del
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>Jeans for a month or two.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 01:05 [Preview] No.828077 del
I did a lot of waddling this morning.
Doctor's, OfficeWorks (out of stock for what I wanted), and Bunnings.
I hope you got everything I wanted.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 01:09 [Preview] No.828078 del
>I hope you got everything I wanted.
Just got home.
No white onions. Apparently South Australia and Tasmania grow the majority of Australia's onions, but somehow our supermarkets have none.
Having one of those On The Menu cheese burgers and a Balfours snot block for lunch.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 01:10 [Preview] No.828079 del
>No white onions.
You should complain to your local member.

>Having one of those On The Menu cheese burgers and a Balfours snot block for lunch.
Yummo. Chicken burgah for me.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 01:32 [Preview] No.828080 del

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 01:33 [Preview] No.828081 del
vely lacist

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 01:40 [Preview] No.828082 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=u_cwwc9-3Eo [Embed]

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 01:44 [Preview] No.828083 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 01:47 [Preview] No.828084 del
It's afternoon, NEET.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 02:01 [Preview] No.828085 del
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The Greasy Surrender Monkey government got Elong to delete this, so it is probably true.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 02:16 [Preview] No.828086 del
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NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 02:29 [Preview] No.828087 del
The world isn't gonna miss a few million slavs

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 02:33 [Preview] No.828088 del

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 02:36 [Preview] No.828089 del
Looks nice.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 02:39 [Preview] No.828090 del
Get a pepper pie

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 02:41 [Preview] No.828091 del
Weber should do a YouTube collaboration with Haiti's 'Barbecue'

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 02:41 [Preview] No.828092 del
some bastard drank all my coffee, might make some more

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 02:44 [Preview] No.828093 del
I bet it smells bad

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 02:47 [Preview] No.828094 del
No worse than your bedroom.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 02:57 [Preview] No.828095 del
The tide is out. Very nice.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 02:58 [Preview] No.828096 del
>some bastard
It was you, wasn't it?

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 03:06 [Preview] No.828097 del
On the Tony Abbott diet?

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 03:10 [Preview] No.828098 del
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it's the only way to get in shape for the upcoming ausneets speedos swimsuit competition

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 03:12 [Preview] No.828099 del
It's possible I have the biggest penis out of all the neets.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 03:14 [Preview] No.828100 del
4 inch NEET?

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 03:15 [Preview] No.828101 del
If only you knew, just how stinky some NEETs are willing to be.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 03:16 [Preview] No.828102 del
8.5 Inch

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 03:19 [Preview] No.828103 del
Your image didn't upload.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 03:22 [Preview] No.828104 del

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 03:23 [Preview] No.828105 del
You should always shower and wear clean clothes when out in public.
The NEET slob life is only for around the house.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 03:23 [Preview] No.828106 del
I'm lucky to get 5.5 with a rager. You win.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 03:29 [Preview] No.828107 del
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If we wear a one piece it helps hide the bulges.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 03:29 [Preview] No.828108 del
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What do you NEETs think of pic related?
I am thinking of getting one instead of a new air fryer.
No non-stick chemical surfaces.
3 year warranty so if it is a dud returning it for a refund should be easy.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 03:29 [Preview] No.828109 del
Me in the pink.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 03:37 [Preview] No.828110 del
I have used those tabletop ovens for years, they are good, looks like it will be easy to get your money back if it craps itself. Bad thing about these is they are are basically impossibe to keep clean on the inside walls even with regular cleaning, crap is going to build up.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 03:37 [Preview] No.828111 del
The pink suits you.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 03:39 [Preview] No.828112 del
did any neets go to see dune 2 at the cinema?

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 03:39 [Preview] No.828113 del
>impossibe to keep clean
I feel like it is the sort of thing you just use the shit out of for a year or so, never cleaning it, and then just replace it with another one.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 03:40 [Preview] No.828114 del
Not me.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 03:44 [Preview] No.828115 del
Did a thing.
Having a Kirk's ginger beer.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 03:48 [Preview] No.828116 del
Did a poo with my pants on

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 03:51 [Preview] No.828117 del
NK you boong.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 03:52 [Preview] No.828118 del
I put new pants on but I didn't shower so now I got poo on them too

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 04:03 [Preview] No.828119 del
It better not have been the red rape pants.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 04:08 [Preview] No.828120 del
Being a NEET in the ghetto fucking sucks

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 04:12 [Preview] No.828121 del
Why is that NEET?
You do not feel like you are amongst your own kind?

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 04:26 [Preview] No.828122 del
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over-ate again, this time butter chicken and roti, I will never learn, rolling around on the bed in a food coma

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 04:34 [Preview] No.828123 del
Binge Eating Disorder (BED). You need proper psychological treatment.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 04:36 [Preview] No.828124 del
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>You need proper psychological treatment.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 04:39 [Preview] No.828125 del
At the commune we will have a stomach pump on standby at all times to help in such emergencies.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 04:40 [Preview] No.828126 del
All the people around me just stomp and stomp and talk with the thin walls in these shitty apartments. No respect for the NEET

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 04:41 [Preview] No.828127 del
>thin walls
Yes it is a nightmare when you live like that. Many such cases. I am sorry you are going through it.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 04:43 [Preview] No.828128 del
You should try the Paleo diet (caveman diet). Im going to start myself on monday. Only meats,nuts,fruits and veggies. You can substitute milk for coconot milk.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 04:55 [Preview] No.828129 del

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 05:02 [Preview] No.828130 del
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NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 05:05 [Preview] No.828131 del
Theres also a constant sound of shitty electrical wiring in the walls. It sounds like this.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 05:06 [Preview] No.828132 del
That's just a boong playing a didgeridoo

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 05:07 [Preview] No.828133 del
Feeling backed up from that pack of instant rice.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 05:10 [Preview] No.828134 del
Judgement Day?

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 05:12 [Preview] No.828135 del
Clear the backlog.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 05:13 [Preview] No.828136 del
That's just another neet living in the wall cavity.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 05:13 [Preview] No.828137 del
Do not update your ps4

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 05:17 [Preview] No.828138 del
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NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 05:32 [Preview] No.828140 del
pondering have some pre-dinner dinner

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 05:33 [Preview] No.828141 del
What's for first dinner?

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 05:34 [Preview] No.828142 del
I don't know, but second dinner is barbecue with other people. That means I'll pretend I don't eat much and go hungry.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 05:37 [Preview] No.828143 del
>That means I'll pretend I don't eat much and go hungry.
You will have a good second dinner too. You will enjoy the first pudding and think about a cheeky second pudding on the way home.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 05:43 [Preview] No.828144 del
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I had thisafternoon planned nicely. It was sunny and had to go vote, then get some crimps and heatshrink from Jaycar. Had the bike in the car. Was going to going to ride around Maroochydore and i soon as i got there Nigger weather started blowing in from the ocean.

Fuck it. Plan B. KFC acquired. Bottle of champagne cracked. Let the gooning Commence. Not even sure if there are any moofies worth torrenting.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 05:47 [Preview] No.828146 del
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Genre: Comedy, Fantasy, Romance
Runtime: 93 min - Rating: n/A
Director: Janeen Damian
Cast: Lindsay Lohan, Ed Speleers, Alexander Vlahos…
Plot: When the love of her life gets engaged to her best friend, Maddie puts her feelings aside to be a bridesmaid at their wedding in Ireland. Days before the pair are to marry, Maddie makes a spontaneous wish for true love, and the next morning she wakes up as the bride-to-be. With her dream seeming to come true, Maddie soon realizes that her real soulmate is someone else entirely.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 05:48 [Preview] No.828147 del
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NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 05:52 [Preview] No.828148 del
How is that even possible?

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 05:53 [Preview] No.828149 del
Lol, and you accuse others of being alcoholics.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 05:54 [Preview] No.828151 del
Handsome devils.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 05:56 [Preview] No.828152 del
> KFC acquired
Straight to the hips.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 06:01 [Preview] No.828153 del
Literally what the fuck man ? its saturday, i worked today and the rest of the week too, its like 4pm and i have had one single glass of champagne so far.

Weak bait man, you suck.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 06:02 [Preview] No.828154 del
Don't let the bastards get you down, Nuro.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 06:06 [Preview] No.828156 del
>KFC acquired
6 pieces hot and spicy?

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 06:09 [Preview] No.828159 del
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>Was going to going to
>i soon as i

>one single glass of champagne so far

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 06:11 [Preview] No.828160 del

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 06:11 [Preview] No.828161 del
Another pack should push it out.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 06:13 [Preview] No.828162 del
I need to get in the shower.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 06:14 [Preview] No.828163 del
What am I looking at here NEET?

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 06:15 [Preview] No.828164 del
Yes. In you go.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 06:15 [Preview] No.828165 del

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 06:17 [Preview] No.828166 del
A bag of crisps and The Life & Times Of Tim

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 06:25 [Preview] No.828168 del
Cameron's last really good movie was terminator 2

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 06:26 [Preview] No.828169 del

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 06:27 [Preview] No.828170 del
The Abyss and Aliens have also just been released on 4k and the mongs are reeing about them because Cameron got rid of most of the grain.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 06:28 [Preview] No.828171 del
>got rid of most of the grain.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 06:29 [Preview] No.828172 del
I've got Aliens on 2160p.UHD and I can hardly tell the difference between it and the 1080p release.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 06:30 [Preview] No.828173 del
When and what HP is on tonight?

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 06:38 [Preview] No.828174 del
Are you an actually British NEET?

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 06:41 [Preview] No.828175 del
Got some new socks and briefs from Target on the way back from teh wage. I went out of my way to throw my retail rubbish into the empty shoe box with 60¢ in it, belonging to some junkie beggar in the mall. Was ready for a reee but he took my abuse meekly. I think these underthings should wear okay. The machines they make them on are all the same, in the socks and underpants province of china where they are made.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 06:42 [Preview] No.828176 del
>province of china where they are made.
*brown hands

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 06:44 [Preview] No.828177 del
> (or Wagga
Just to slap the cunt in the head.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 06:44 [Preview] No.828178 del
Back from wage

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 06:45 [Preview] No.828180 del
Those are yellow hands.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 06:46 [Preview] No.828181 del
Welcome back. How was it?

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 06:46 [Preview] No.828182 del
No i was larping due to the british flag

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 06:50 [Preview] No.828183 del
Poor form old chap.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 06:51 [Preview] No.828184 del
Sad innit.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 06:53 [Preview] No.828185 del
Ours aren't dogshit

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 06:53 [Preview] No.828186 del
A lot of improvements come from the wider colour gamut and HDR or if your display can show it or the even better Dolby Vision. Which is why you need to calibrate two settings on your tv, one for 4k content the other for sdr.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 06:53 [Preview] No.828187 del
I went for a drive on it and did some skids.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 06:53 [Preview] No.828188 del
Welcome home.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 06:55 [Preview] No.828189 del
Brown camo pants for unsuspecting rape

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 07:00 [Preview] No.828190 del
Pretty good. Got some lollies from the moonta shop (whitchity grubs and mango/cream boiled lollies) which I gave away, and I got a bottle of their ginger beer. Had an awesome flathead from a pub.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 07:02 [Preview] No.828191 del
Been tempted to LARP with the french flag. NGL

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 07:05 [Preview] No.828192 del
I saw low tide and lots of washed up kelp pilled up. Imagine the smell

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 07:05 [Preview] No.828193 del
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NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 07:05 [Preview] No.828194 del
Just had the worst afternoon ever, neets. I'm gonna have a hot one and some cold goon.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 07:06 [Preview] No.828195 del
Grab it all, dry it out and sell it.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 07:18 [Preview] No.828196 del
Have any of you Best A NEETs ever seen Dare iced coffee for sale in 2L bottles?
They have it interstate. I think we might not get it because we get that Farmers Union camel piss instead.
I am sick of paying $5 for a 750ml Dare when the 2L doesn't cost much more than that.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 07:21 [Preview] No.828197 del
Squeezed out a nugget. Better than nothing.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 07:23 [Preview] No.828198 del

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 07:23 [Preview] No.828199 del
I look forward to the story.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 07:23 [Preview] No.828200 del
any sauce to go with it?

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 07:24 [Preview] No.828201 del
I look forward to the story.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 07:26 [Preview] No.828202 del
Looks like a good setup.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 07:28 [Preview] No.828203 del
I propose we refer to british neet as bruv neet

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 07:32 [Preview] No.828204 del

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 07:36 [Preview] No.828205 del
I propose we call (You) ReadingComprehensionNEET.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 07:41 [Preview] No.828206 del
Ah. I didn't get out of the car. Probably did.
I took bathers but it was overcast and hot.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 07:42 [Preview] No.828207 del
I've never seen any. I've seen big ones, which were 900ml I think.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 07:43 [Preview] No.828208 del
The cool goon sounds alright.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 07:45 [Preview] No.828209 del
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NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 07:56 [Preview] No.828211 del
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Found a new wojack we can use for JUST posting

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 08:05 [Preview] No.828212 del

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 08:10 [Preview] No.828213 del

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 08:11 [Preview] No.828214 del
I took my mong freind out shopping to dangerfield because she needed some new shoes. She had just enough money saved up from her mong bux and was getting bullied at the sheltered workshop because the other ones were stuffed. So she buys one pair but wants to walk around the block to make sure that type were okay, so she tells me to wait in the mall with the empty box and her change and the receipt inside. Then im just minding my business and this enormous nazi looking ugly jerk chucks a bunch of rubbish in the box at my feet and some gross chicken bones and half a thickshake and calls me a filthy beggar and a degenerate and walks away laughing. So I'm like whatever you nigger you do you and Im about to do the right thing and chuck the box in the bin but my mong GF comes back and wants to return the shoes because they hurt her mong feet, but the box and the receipt is slimed and the sales clerk is iffy about the return so she calls her boss who must have been the nazi's buddy because he is like No, no I cant sell them without the box and receipt and they're soiled. So mongette is stuck with these shoes that hurt her feet and the stuffed ones and she's crying because it took her weeks to earn the money at the sheltered laundry, working down in the steam press dungeon. I have to console her all the way back to her group home on the bus and explain it to the mong herder there because he's like what did you fuck up? She was still bawling her eyes out when I left and I dont have enough money myself to buy her new shoes because I lost my job at KFC the other day.

Why are nazis so horrible? I just want to do the right thing for the mongs but nazis wreck everything.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 08:13 [Preview] No.828215 del
>thinking about Monk again

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 08:15 [Preview] No.828216 del
well written.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 08:15 [Preview] No.828217 del
Damn neet, you are having a run of bad luck.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 08:16 [Preview] No.828218 del

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 08:16 [Preview] No.828219 del
Grego should stick to the food reviews.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 08:19 [Preview] No.828220 del
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Might go to bed early

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 08:19 [Preview] No.828222 del
just ate a whole ben & jerrys

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 08:21 [Preview] No.828223 del

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 08:21 [Preview] No.828224 del
Well bantered.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 08:21 [Preview] No.828225 del
This is why Ben and Jerry no longer posts here.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 08:23 [Preview] No.828226 del
Sleep tight.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 08:23 [Preview] No.828227 del
What's up with these shitty AI 'stories' being posted lately? Fuck off with it.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 08:24 [Preview] No.828228 del
The writing contest is reopened?

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 08:29 [Preview] No.828229 del
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I am aboard the wagon although in a wounded state. Recovery bound.
Finally managed to do that big shop I had planned for last Saturday night. Got a 20 piece nugger meal too.
Was basically hallucinating when I jolted awake at 2am this morning, sweating and shaking in a state of withdrawal. Kept having repeated dreams and every single one was a nightmare, and I was lucid in these dreams too. Woke up from the last one with what seemed like sleep paralysis, couldn't move, only open my eyes. Thought I had carked it from a stroke or something. Was very scared.
The absolute state

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 08:31 [Preview] No.828230 del
I look forward to future chapters.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 08:32 [Preview] No.828231 del
Good night

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 08:33 [Preview] No.828232 del
>Australia’s tidal wave of mass immigration-fuelled population growth is showing no signs of letting up, with over 113,000 long-term foreign arrivals in January – a new record.

>The figure, revealed in a data release published by the Australian Bureau of Statistics on Thursday, is an increase of more than 33% on last January’s numbers.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 08:33 [Preview] No.828233 del
The wagon will heal you NEET. Soon you will be enjoying the fresh air and views. Just don't get off.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 08:33 [Preview] No.828234 del
Which flavour?

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 08:36 [Preview] No.828235 del
I feel ill reading it all. Decades long demoralisation. Country sold out from under us. NEETs living in sheds and toilets.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 08:36 [Preview] No.828236 del
cookie dough

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 08:37 [Preview] No.828237 del
Well done King 👑

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 08:37 [Preview] No.828238 del
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>tfw no mong friends

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 08:39 [Preview] No.828239 del
It's saturday night neets, the night when people are out laughing with their friends, partying with qts...what are you up to?

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NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 08:40 [Preview] No.828241 del
wondering why my skin is itching all over

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 08:41 [Preview] No.828242 del
It baffles me that there is no opposition to it. No protests, no other party seising on it as a policy issue.
We need an army of hovel dwelling warrior priests to capitalise and take forth the reigns of power to begin a new and glorious age.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 08:41 [Preview] No.828243 del

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 08:42 [Preview] No.828244 del
It was the Ben and Jerry's.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 08:43 [Preview] No.828245 del
Closed the tab three seconds in.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 08:43 [Preview] No.828246 del
Stuff from those nuggers

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 08:43 [Preview] No.828247 del
Yeah, I keep thinking the same thing. I hate it, but I'm not a man of action. Surely somebody is though.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 08:44 [Preview] No.828248 del
Should have waited for the part with the guns and negers.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 08:45 [Preview] No.828249 del

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 08:45 [Preview] No.828250 del
Now that i think about it i do have aloe vera gels right next to my desk but i never used it

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 08:46 [Preview] No.828251 del
Good British Goy

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 08:48 [Preview] No.828252 del
My hero

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 08:50 [Preview] No.828253 del
Listening to a big group of pajeets outside being noisy.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 08:50 [Preview] No.828254 del
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NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 08:50 [Preview] No.828255 del
The footy comes on soon. Carn Crows.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 08:50 [Preview] No.828256 del
These stories are great

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 08:51 [Preview] No.828257 del

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 08:52 [Preview] No.828258 del
>and toilets
By choice!

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 08:57 [Preview] No.828260 del
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NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 08:57 [Preview] No.828261 del
What chemicals do they have you on?

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 08:57 [Preview] No.828262 del
Gambling on sports

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 08:57 [Preview] No.828263 del
I heard his bff moved in to!

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 08:58 [Preview] No.828264 del

No thanks.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 08:58 [Preview] No.828265 del
Nothing. I am free of the pharma Jew

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 08:58 [Preview] No.828266 del
Rubbing my dick and talking to you

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 08:58 [Preview] No.828267 del
this is years before ip2

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 08:58 [Preview] No.828268 del
You're a good boy deep down

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 08:59 [Preview] No.828269 del
Why are you so mong'd then? Do you have food poisoning?

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 09:01 [Preview] No.828270 del
>Tiffo riding pillion on the eeb

>Nuro: "Is that a spar in your pants?"

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 09:01 [Preview] No.828271 del
Goon poisoning. Big bender.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 09:02 [Preview] No.828272 del
Are you doing it with people?

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 09:07 [Preview] No.828273 del
Watching A Current Affair. But it's just not the same without Tracey.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 09:11 [Preview] No.828274 del
Are there any other places to buy local junk than gumtree?

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 09:11 [Preview] No.828275 del
A narky question

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 09:26 [Preview] No.828276 del
should probably start reading the c programming book ive been putting off for years

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 09:29 [Preview] No.828277 del
Put it off until Monday.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 09:31 [Preview] No.828278 del
I recommend: Learn C the Hard Way
So you'll have another book to ignore.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 09:32 [Preview] No.828279 del
I buy weird brand milk from aldi and then I put it on the shelf at coles so the customer wont be able to scan it at the checkout and it will waste everyone's time.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 09:32 [Preview] No.828280 del
Am I the only person on earth who thinks that the final season of game of thrones was ok?

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 09:35 [Preview] No.828281 del


NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 09:37 [Preview] No.828282 del
Criminal mastermind.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 09:38 [Preview] No.828283 del
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NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 09:38 [Preview] No.828284 del
I am seriously tempted.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 09:38 [Preview] No.828285 del
More attention should be spent on the tennis.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 09:39 [Preview] No.828286 del

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NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 09:41 [Preview] No.828288 del
Why would you even...?

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 09:44 [Preview] No.828289 del
Poot chikun nuggest in the oven

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 09:44 [Preview] No.828290 del
Facebook marketplace.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 09:45 [Preview] No.828291 del
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Don't have facebook, but thanks.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 09:45 [Preview] No.828292 del
No spoilers please.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 09:45 [Preview] No.828293 del
Benny Fazio.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 09:46 [Preview] No.828294 del
Big portion.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 09:48 [Preview] No.828295 del
Good night Padge. xx

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 09:49 [Preview] No.828296 del
I don't have it either but apparently marketplace on there is bigger than gumtree these days.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 09:59 [Preview] No.828297 del
No, I just thought someone was getting you to keep going.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 09:59 [Preview] No.828298 del
He has an autopilot function unfortunately.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 10:15 [Preview] No.828299 del
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NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 10:29 [Preview] No.828300 del
I fear I may have done me back in lifting a crate of books. I'm such a mong.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 10:30 [Preview] No.828301 del
Did we hear back from rat-neet?

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 10:47 [Preview] No.828302 del
The NEETs keep falling for copypastas and AI posts.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 10:49 [Preview] No.828303 del
Are you saying rat neet isn't real? What about cat neet?

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 11:03 [Preview] No.828304 del
Time to settle down in bed, watch some mre and history videos

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 11:06 [Preview] No.828305 del
Good night NEET.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 11:09 [Preview] No.828306 del
wondering if there's any meds that can make me more productive. Dexies didn't seem to do the trick

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 11:13 [Preview] No.828307 del
NEET there is no magic pill that will solve your problems.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 11:18 [Preview] No.828308 del
Dreamt last night I violently murdered a neighbour. Might actually do it tonight.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 11:23 [Preview] No.828309 del
Don't say things like that NEET.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 11:23 [Preview] No.828310 del
Execs will fall for any pasta.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 11:29 [Preview] No.828311 del
Well bantered.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 11:51 [Preview] No.828312 del
I don't think the afternoon coffee was a good idea, it's keeping me awake now, please dissaude me in future from having them.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 11:53 [Preview] No.828313 del
You never take our advice.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 11:56 [Preview] No.828314 del
Back from lawn bowls.
Lost a match. Won a match.
Having a rum.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 11:57 [Preview] No.828315 del
I am watching Shogun episode 4.
I hate these women and their role in the story so much.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 11:58 [Preview] No.828316 del
women are gay

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 11:58 [Preview] No.828317 del
Welcome back. Were you good at bowls? Did you have a good time?

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 11:59 [Preview] No.828318 del
I had a couple of good shots in the second match.
It was quite alright.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 12:02 [Preview] No.828319 del
You should join a local club.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 12:03 [Preview] No.828320 del
I imagine the Lizbef club is a bit lacklustre compared to the club in West Lakes.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 12:05 [Preview] No.828321 del
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How are you supposed to go to the doctor nowadays? I have some retarded lump on my inner thigh and I think it's probably a cyst but I can't tell. Is there any way to get it actually looked at that doesn't involve having some specialist appointment booked in 2 months?

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 12:06 [Preview] No.828322 del
Just slice it open. Cyst meat should be fairly obvious even to a novice home surgeon.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 12:10 [Preview] No.828323 del
They would be the salt of the earth there.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 12:10 [Preview] No.828324 del
The BEST A NEETs are getting together to do something similar, except we will be sharing some KFC and probably only going up to the clouds.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 12:10 [Preview] No.828325 del
think I may need some camomile to sleep, fuck my life

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 12:11 [Preview] No.828326 del
Go to a GP. They will tell you what needs to be done.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 12:13 [Preview] No.828327 del
my local gp is a chink who does nothing ever

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 12:20 [Preview] No.828328 del
Go to a different one.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 12:24 [Preview] No.828329 del
Is there any point trying once you've got the red rummy nose?

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 12:25 [Preview] No.828330 del
trying what?

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 12:32 [Preview] No.828331 del
I promise I'll stop being a mong tomorrow, and live life wisely and conscientiously

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 12:35 [Preview] No.828332 del
Sounds do-able. I believe in you. The red nose will clear up.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 12:42 [Preview] No.828333 del
It is never too late.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 12:46 [Preview] No.828334 del
couchbed time

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NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 12:51 [Preview] No.828336 del
Good night.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 12:53 [Preview] No.828337 del
Hitler would have had all three in the ovens, and rightly so.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 12:57 [Preview] No.828338 del
I heard he did a shid on the bowling green and tried to blame it on a guide dog.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 13:18 [Preview] No.828339 del
Fap streak

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 13:19 [Preview] No.828340 del
Not a comfy post

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 13:39 [Preview] No.828341 del
Im not allowed to go to sleep because i have to wait for a delivery driver that may come today

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 13:39 [Preview] No.828342 del
Go to bed.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 13:44 [Preview] No.828343 del
My skin is messed up

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 16:19 [Preview] No.828344 del
I've wanted to go try it out. Have you played much?
What did they have for dinner?

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 16:19 [Preview] No.828345 del

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 16:34 [Preview] No.828346 del
They just did it up. It's as good as anywhere else.
I like that pretty much every bowls club is well looked after.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 16:39 [Preview] No.828347 del
I think the one in Enfield has a row of red roses at the end of the green. It's a nice look.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 19:05 [Preview] No.828348 del
do zoomers actually use twitch a lot?

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 19:22 [Preview] No.828349 del
I’ve only drunkenly played once before around 2006.
I had a sausage, a patty, a chicken skewer, a piece of brown bread, two pints of Hahn light and two cans of solo.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 19:36 [Preview] No.828350 del
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also learned about fairy rings

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 19:47 [Preview] No.828351 del
You can get an ultrasound done on it.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 19:47 [Preview] No.828352 del
A few items have just fell from my backlog.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 19:48 [Preview] No.828353 del
Good morning NEETs

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 20:03 [Preview] No.828354 del
Possum gave me fairy ring disease once

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 20:06 [Preview] No.828355 del
you never know where they've been

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 20:15 [Preview] No.828357 del
Doing a poo. Just washed by hole yesterday afternoon. Disappointed in myself.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 20:31 [Preview] No.828358 del
>washed by hole
Scrubbers went by?

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 20:38 [Preview] No.828359 del
Still sitting here. Better start cleaning it.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 20:39 [Preview] No.828360 del

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 20:39 [Preview] No.828361 del
Chux it!

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 20:47 [Preview] No.828362 del
I did!
Having a mondster.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 20:47 [Preview] No.828363 del
Told Motherbat she could do the washing and the rain was going to miss her. Hope that prophecy holds true.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 20:59 [Preview] No.828366 del
Trust the plan.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 21:00 [Preview] No.828367 del
Most of the backlog has now been cleared.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 21:01 [Preview] No.828368 del
Are we sure it isn't a man?
I have been fooled before.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 21:19 [Preview] No.828369 del
on the fringe sopranos theories videos

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 21:26 [Preview] No.828370 del
Where did he appear from and what gun he used?

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 21:37 [Preview] No.828371 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dB9Pb8pf5RM [Embed]

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 21:39 [Preview] No.828372 del
That's a prop gun.

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NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 21:50 [Preview] No.828375 del
You know, Quasimodo predicted all this.

A lethal one.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 21:50 [Preview] No.828376 del
It looks like a good sport. Expensive balls though. I went with a client to the shop near James Coglin (?) Rd.
I like the old bigger balls.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 21:51 [Preview] No.828377 del
Get mushrooms around them in the spring.

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NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 21:59 [Preview] No.828381 del
back on the patrick boyle videos

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 22:01 [Preview] No.828382 del
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Good morning NEETs

Slow cooked pork knuckle and crackling, lightly toasted Turkish bread roll , green Guzman jalepino special sauce.

I am calling it the EL’ Nuro

Served with organic coffee and honey iced coffe shaken in a jar.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 22:06 [Preview] No.828383 del
I bet it smells terrible.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 22:07 [Preview] No.828384 del
Flavourtown is back

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 22:08 [Preview] No.828385 del
Imagine breakfast in bed at Nuros

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 22:10 [Preview] No.828386 del
I found varg vikernes backup channel on bitchute. Missed his stuff


NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 22:13 [Preview] No.828387 del
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This is what I imagine the el nuro looking like

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 22:16 [Preview] No.828388 del
I heard there was threesome there last night.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 22:38 [Preview] No.828389 del
been awake half an hour and already fallen off the wagon in the form a white monster, woe

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 22:40 [Preview] No.828390 del
thinking about lunch

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 22:42 [Preview] No.828391 del
That's how the fairy ring disease spreads

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 22:47 [Preview] No.828392 del

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 22:49 [Preview] No.828393 del
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NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 22:55 [Preview] No.828394 del
I only wish I looked that good

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 23:09 [Preview] No.828395 del
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>tfw ywn be a 1920s belgian kid reporter roaming the world with your trusty wire fox terrier

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 23:09 [Preview] No.828396 del
Do they still have opium dens?

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 23:14 [Preview] No.828397 del
Copium dens

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 23:28 [Preview] No.828399 del

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 23:33 [Preview] No.828400 del
Going to see Dan and get a white onion if it's the last thing I do

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 23:36 [Preview] No.828401 del
bring me back some berry flavoured lambs can ya?

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 23:37 [Preview] No.828402 del
It smells like freshly washed sheets and cool air conditioning
add more grease
me and two empty champagne bottles
kind of i knew a guy who actually grew some plants and collected some resin
pretty much this place

also just checking transmission. True Lies 4k finished overnight. Looks really good. Cant wait to watch it tonight.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 23:37 [Preview] No.828403 del
I don't think Dan sells white onions neet. The closest you will get is a packet of Smiths cheese and onion chips.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 23:38 [Preview] No.828404 del
Short answer, yes.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 23:41 [Preview] No.828405 del
Right wing crackpots are unwatchable, they should attend communication workshops.

NEET 03/16/2024 (Sat) 23:44 [Preview] No.828406 del
Too many objects in house. Want to purge house of objects.

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 00:02 [Preview] No.828407 del
I missed it again this morning.
You can't get on a moving wagon.

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 00:04 [Preview] No.828408 del
It's been 2 years for me and I'm back with lots of objects.

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 00:12 [Preview] No.828409 del
Same. I think I need a japanese style bed roll.

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 00:29 [Preview] No.828410 del
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Two white onions acquired.
Also got 250 grams of shredded bbq chook pieces and some gravy. Gonna make chook and gravy rolls.
The girl on the checkout at Dans put my cans through as a member even though I wasn't to save me $8.

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 00:29 [Preview] No.828411 del
Objects are good.

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 00:29 [Preview] No.828412 del
Imagine saying "I'm gonna throw this oscilloscope out".

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 00:30 [Preview] No.828413 del
>a japanese style bed roll.
I miss Karen.

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NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 00:31 [Preview] No.828415 del
We have Olive now.

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 00:33 [Preview] No.828416 del
> two empty champagne bottles
This beast drank 12 standos!!

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 00:33 [Preview] No.828417 del
A good outing.

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 00:35 [Preview] No.828418 del
Multitools are cursed because as soon as you have more than one you end up with multiple of the same thing built into other objects.
Also cursed are complex cleaning products, you end up with 20 bottles of what are all essentially detergent. Things that stack in each other are cursed because the inner things are often totally useless and included only because they fit.
Picture frames are cursed, they make everything feel hideously cluttered.

Already filled the bit with junk, going to put a bag of junk next to the bin, burning things this afternoon

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 00:37 [Preview] No.828420 del
That's just a mess.
You need rooms/zones for your things along with suitable containers, cupboards, and shelves.

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 00:41 [Preview] No.828421 del
I have a bad habit of turning every table, bench, and flat surface into mound of shit

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 00:55 [Preview] No.828422 del
It's St Paddy's Day, NOOTs.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FCnGD6xv5ik [Embed]

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 00:59 [Preview] No.828423 del
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>The girl on the checkout at Dans put my cans through as a member even though I wasn't to save me $8.
This is what winning looks like

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 01:00 [Preview] No.828424 del
might make some scrambled egg and roti for lunch

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 01:02 [Preview] No.828425 del
I can wait until ai gets good enough. I’m going to make games with it or let someone else do all the work and just no life in games

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 01:03 [Preview] No.828426 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ehukpdse8_w [Embed]

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 01:08 [Preview] No.828427 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XhzpxjuwZy0 [Embed]

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 01:12 [Preview] No.828428 del
How much roti did you acquire this week?

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 01:12 [Preview] No.828429 del
The HA never ate naan bread, always some other shit bread that wasn't roti. Another reason to kick her to the curb.

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 01:17 [Preview] No.828430 del
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Just a 5 pack
You are a white man, it is your nature to dominate the lower races

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 01:18 [Preview] No.828431 del
>Just a 5 pack
In the fridge section? I used to nuke an eat the whole pack in one go

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 01:20 [Preview] No.828432 del
No, this was garlic roti from the international food section in woolies. I think the refrigerated roti I saw was like 400g or something, too much even for an executive to eat in one sitting with curry.

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 01:22 [Preview] No.828434 del
I'll have to have a look next time I'm there

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 01:22 [Preview] No.828435 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5KSRrqTVuOU [Embed]

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 01:26 [Preview] No.828436 del
It's just a mattress on the floor?

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 01:31 [Preview] No.828437 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ev7wwLg60wk [Embed]

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 01:41 [Preview] No.828438 del
Never bought the shredded chicken meat from the deli. Is it literally taken from the rotisserie chooks?

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 01:42 [Preview] No.828439 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 01:44 [Preview] No.828440 del
Well bantered.

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 01:47 [Preview] No.828441 del
I am assured that possums are clean little animals and it's perfectly safe to have intimate relations with them.

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 01:48 [Preview] No.828442 del
>the EL’ Nuro
Based as it gets.

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 01:51 [Preview] No.828443 del
yeah Coles in Lizbef pull any leftover BBQ chooks apart and sell it as loose meat. It's not finely shredded, so it's good for rolls or chucking in simmer sauce or whatever.

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 01:55 [Preview] No.828444 del
Any tool in the Batman belt is useful, eventually, somehow.

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 01:59 [Preview] No.828445 del
It would be good. I would like to use it to make original animated movies.

I am sceptical of the timelines though. We're still waiting for the flying cars and the moonbases.

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 02:00 [Preview] No.828446 del
Nice cleaver. Where did you buy the pork?

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 02:02 [Preview] No.828447 del
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NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 02:04 [Preview] No.828448 del
had 3 chiggen rolls

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 02:07 [Preview] No.828449 del
Stress, woe.

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 02:08 [Preview] No.828450 del
Well fed.

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 02:08 [Preview] No.828451 del
Another bin full of junk purged

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 02:10 [Preview] No.828452 del
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Basado !
The german bakehouse is doing pork knuckles again every thursday

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 02:11 [Preview] No.828453 del
I don't like odd numbers of anything. Eat another one please.

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 02:14 [Preview] No.828454 del
Looks like it was a good feed.

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 02:14 [Preview] No.828455 del
Oh fark that looks good! How much?

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 02:14 [Preview] No.828456 del
I will have another 3 for dinner (hotdogs this time).
3 + 3 = 6.

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 02:17 [Preview] No.828457 del
its too much for one feed
20 dollary doos (and they gave me 6 breadrolls for free)

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 02:17 [Preview] No.828458 del

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 02:19 [Preview] No.828459 del
did you put da chippies in da bread roll zone?

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 02:23 [Preview] No.828460 del
No they were long gone, had about half the knuckle left. The El Nuro could have used some thin slices of camembert too but i was out. Speaking of which i need to get off my arse and do some shopping. Reeeeeeeeeeeee.

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 02:30 [Preview] No.828461 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zqp2JGeGPn8 [Embed]

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 02:30 [Preview] No.828462 del
Badly woe'd, craving sugar. Might go get a small thickshake from maccas to forestall a larger binge.

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 02:31 [Preview] No.828463 del
>or let someone else do all the work

Not only will AI make the games but also play them for you .

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 02:33 [Preview] No.828464 del
>to forestall a larger binge
Well if it is for the greater good NEET, then go for it.

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 02:35 [Preview] No.828465 del
I should have bought some crisps or debiscuits or something this mording

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 02:37 [Preview] No.828466 del

Ooh wee, dole day tomorrow. Will put twenty bucks aside and pop into the bakehouse on Thursday near closing time and hopefully score a half dozen stale rolls just like you did!

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 02:40 [Preview] No.828467 del
Has anyone tried the McCrispy? Looks good ngl.

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 02:41 [Preview] No.828468 del
Monk ate them every day for about 3 weeks when they came out

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 02:42 [Preview] No.828469 del


NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 02:43 [Preview] No.828470 del
Completely changed him. Remember what he used to be like before the mccrispy?

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 02:43 [Preview] No.828471 del
Wise NEET.

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NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 02:45 [Preview] No.828473 del
>Australian takes American barbecue to new heights building 19,000L smoker big enough for 150 briskets

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 02:51 [Preview] No.828474 del
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That is an impressive size.

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 02:56 [Preview] No.828475 del
I miss her. Send her a meme for Ramadan

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 02:59 [Preview] No.828476 del
Finally ate some steak after that week long bender.
Pumping with vril energy. Saxon man marching forward.

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 03:00 [Preview] No.828477 del
You're a Celtic troglodyte.

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 03:00 [Preview] No.828478 del
Put together a week of sobriety before you start talking about vril energy.

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 03:01 [Preview] No.828479 del
corned beef

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 03:02 [Preview] No.828480 del
Webercoin is up

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 03:02 [Preview] No.828481 del
The silverside?

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 03:02 [Preview] No.828482 del
hindu pig dont do ramadong

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 03:02 [Preview] No.828483 del
Can already hear the collective Ree of vegan climate change activists.

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 03:06 [Preview] No.828484 del
I wonder how many of them you could fit in that smoker?

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 03:06 [Preview] No.828485 del
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NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 03:09 [Preview] No.828486 del
and yet when I asked the other night Cruisey said it couldn't be done

NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 03:11 [Preview] No.828487 del
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NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 03:11 [Preview] No.