How does he do it?

SA BEST A

It's almost exactly a year ago since Back to the Future turn magically retarded maymay was posted

>>923207
Goodnight.

>>923205
kek

Have you felt the energy of our world change in the last weeks, we are coming to solar maximum and the gravitational center of the solar system is turning back toward center. Old systems that have held power are shifting, with new replacements being rolled out as we are trying to process the energetic changes.

>>923215
> and the gravitational center of the solar system
That explains why I had to undo my belt another notch.

>>923215
I feel myself changing for the worst. Self-control slipping.

Finally got my mojo back to start doing things, 90 minutes before bedtime.

>>923215
Bad energy man. Second half of this year has been rough as fuck but recently feel awful.

That bonauqa stuff is low kilojoule. How much sugar has it got in a bottle?

>>923220
5.8g

>>923215
We need crystal alignment.

>>923221
thats not that much. how about herbal tea?

>>923223
What about herbal tea?

>>923224
can you drink rooibos okay?

>>923225
I have only drunk tea like 2 times in my entire life

>>923226
What do you drink at tea time then?

>>923226
rooibos is pretty good taste and its non caffiene.

Ghost energy and chamomile together are kino. Sour green apple and the honey chamomile are tasdy

>>923228
I will order it

>>923227
Im not british

>>923231
Are you Sikh?

>>923232
He's the neighbour fella from the country I've never heard of and can't find on my maps.

>>923233
I am stumped.

>>923232
Are you abbo?

>>923230
you can get it at the supermarket, its from south africa so probably had brown hands touch it. Just make sure you use boiling water and it'll be okay.

>>923235
I have unfortunately had one in me, he might visit you if you come to Australia.

What is the website you can get patreon content for free from?

It is the patreon version of coomer.su

The British flag NEET/Humiliation NEET is from Sweden.

>>923238
fuark love me coomer.su, and I think there's legit content on there too sometimes but idk

>>923239
>Humiliation NEET
That should be brought up with the doctors too.

>>923238
Kemono.su

>>923241
During the prostate exam.

>>923242
Thank you. It is not loading for me though.

>>923243
Is having a poojeta doctor stick her fingers up your anus and stimulate your prostate covered by medicare? Asking for a mate.

>>923245
It is considered an "extra".

Maybe in another life I’m not a massive pisswreck

Fucking wasted another day bros. Will be more focused tomorrow.

>>923247
what sauce is that?

>>923247
That looks nice NEET. Do not be so hard on yourself.

>>923247
why is the burger upside down?

>>923247
Looks like a good feed, enjoy it neet.

>>923251
Thats how we eat here.

>>923253
wait til he finds out we have our beers cold rather than warm

How do I make myself do a full day's work neets?

>>923251
They are all upside down.

>>923255
I have no idea.

>>923255
I have told you before, you need to fire whoever it is you have running that factory.

Going to get back on the diet wagon tomorrow.

>>923259
You can do it.

Is this dopamine detox shit for real? Has anyone here tried it?

>>923260
I will also be taking an hour long break from the internet. Dunno what I can do in that time though.

>>923261
I have tried quitting the electronic devices, but all the time with my own thoughts was unbearable. Made me legit suicidal.
I need the distractions.

>>923263
Maybe you should try again. I've noticed in the past that when I'm forced away from the screen for a while I start getting more much energetic.

>>923247
Thats not a real beer

>>923262
Go for a walk, go outside and enjoy the sun or even take an apple with you to eat, eat your lunch outside.

My arse howls with delightment

>>923266
Its night time.

Slam jam my wig wam

>>923268
The Moon will guide you home.

Monk is the best of us, the truest to our ideals.

>>923265
You should have made a positive comment to that NEET, not just said something negative.

>>923272
Monk's only mistake was excluding himself from the cas. He was just on the verge of winning big.

>>923273
I did yesterday, and brushed over his flat girl beer. This is two times in a row now.

Might garn, wanna be like monk.

>>923275
You are jealous of his quality feed lifestyle.

>>923277
Monk doesn't even want to be like Monk.

>>923274
Webby won back all the money he lost on the melbourne cup, didn't he? Monk just needs confidence. He just needs to be willing to bet big. Maybe a few drinks would help.

can't even make doom maps without monging things up, garn bed, goodnight neets

>>923281
Good night NEET.

Do you think trump will force them to rename ukraine's capital to kiev?

>>923284
Yea goy just live your dream and pay $2000AUD for shoe box, this jewed earth is beyond saving.

Starship

psephology
noun [see-FAH-luh-jee]

1. the scientific study of elections

The people in psephology still don't know what went wrong.

>>923286
I need somebody to give me some Tontine therapy.

>>923288
Thank you.

>>923288
Well worded

Good Morning NEETs

Won't stop winning , Can't stop winning !

Cum in my undies

morning chaps, slept ok, confident I've got my plans all sorted out today, gonna win big

>>923296
Good luck. I have a few things to accomplish today too.

>>923296
Good morning NEET. We're all gonna win big.

Going to start the day with some McDolans.

>>923299
I will have two bacon and egg mcmuffs please.

>>923300
I got you a plain sausage mcmuffin, a chiggen mcmuffin, a hash brown, and a small coffee with an extra shot.

>>923299
two large meals please, one mighty mcmuffin, the other big breakfast muffin, both with large cokes

>>923294
Hi Nuro. Not sure if you are pro or anti trump with these pics you post.

>>923302
you were too late placing an order

>>923301
>a chiggen mcmuffin
They didn't have those back in my day.

>>923303
Your not always going to look you're best

Part of the human condition ...

Once again the morning poo has exhausted me neets. Exhausted.

>>923299
There has got to be a better option.

>>923308
You are a snob.

>>923288
well said

>>923309
A bacon and egg roll from anywhere would be better.

The story of a young woman with baby that was a frequent flyer at Myer. Security could not catch her, they were sure she was stealing. Decided to confront her one day, telling her that she's banned for life, but they wouldn't call Police. Just wanted to know what she's stealing. She said prams.

Skip watching all of breaking bad

>>923315
first few episodes absolutely drag

Somehow more tired than I was before I drank the McDolans coffee

>>923318
Putrid sludge

Already thinking of eating junk food

>>923320
No NEET. Stay strong.

I could eat it for you.

>>923320
Listen to your body NEET. Its what it needs.

>>923324
Flavourtown

>>923320
Too early.

>>923329
It would be a good opportunity to scout around for a new job.

>>923330
I don't really see why webby's so upset about this invitation. Just tell them he doesn't speak at conferences where they allow women and non whites on stage, and therefore can't speak at this one.

>>923331
Smart.

>>923333
Thanks wizzy Adolf.

quads and we all get GFs and a tea party with Hitler

Drank some chilled water.
Hopefully nothing bad happens.

>>923296
Morning [Picture Related]

holy shiet, based choppa

oooops meant to post this

I have lost the spring between the secateurs handles (again). It has disappeared into the underbrush.
Do you think I could get a refund from Bunnings for them? Or is it considered user error?

>>923329
Looks like a good opportunity.

>>923333
Cute.

>>923338
Me at the top.

>>923342
If they dont show signs of wear, you could take them back and say the spring is missing

>>923342
or just tell them it flew off first session and isn't fit for purpose

>>923316
yeah, how much Days of our lives shit is there to go? does he divorce his cunt wifey?

>>923346
They show signs of wear.

>>923347
I think I will. It may be a common problem, but that doesn't mean I have to tolerate it. I wasn't using them in an improper way.

>>923339
Say no to drugs, Nuro.

>>923316
>>923348
Filtered.

Lmao.

>>923340
lol what the fuck? Alex Jones started the cronulla race war?

>>923353
he read out the text messages about the meet up on air
that said, nobody under 50 listened to his radio show, so it probably had a negligible affect

If that was (you) (you) wouldn't be living in a shed in a swamp

>>923354
Good answer. This board surprises me sometimes.

went to get some pidser rolls from coles for lunch, but they looked terrible, so i got a pre cooked roast beef, some gravy and bread rolls instead. $20 instead of $3.50, but I'll make it stretch for dinner as well.

Not too happy with this beef neets, the outer marinade coating has been burnt a bit

>>923358
Might be a user error rather than the marinade.

>>923358
I usually like the crispy bits.

Had to delete the doom map I've been working on for days and start over because I'm too mong to fix it.

Ate 130g Primo Reserve Roast BBQ Pork for lonch.

>>923362
australian pork?

Washing it down with the mango swirl moscato I didn't end up opening yesterday.

>>923363
I believe so.

Might have a toot of Davo's flute while he's at uni.

>>923363
Chink porcino is often long pig.

I swear the guy I work with has some aversion to reading instructions

>>923329
Natipnal racisms?

>>923370
>Natipnal
?

>>923367
never much cared for it myself

>>923368
Maybe he's a visual learner.
Staple them to his foregead.

Do any neets have AI gfs yet?

>>923374
Nah, I am not a completely deranged jap/gook/chink.

Watching alan moore perform REAL MAGIC on youtube. Bet he's not as powerful as cruisey.

>>923380
I don't want to see this.

>>923376
He was one of my mentors.
I like the story about him deciding to be a magician for his birthday and the history of the term grimoire

>>923383
he was a pretty gnarly writer, if he was let loose.

>>923384
Watchmen is the best of any of the dc marvel things.

>>923382
The food jew fears the kennedy heir.

Cruisey unironically like the watchmen tv series.

>>923386
I don't want Kennedy hair in my food

>>923385
after watchmen went bad
moore also did the jack the ripper story, what was a grimoire again?

ok neets, gonna take my break from the internet - no internet or phone usage, no audiobooks, no walking

having some red vodka drink

Arthur Gorrie Correctional Centre

>>923395
Hope you get out soon.

>>923390
literally me

Fanny raping shit fucker

>>923387
Watch out or I'll spank you silly.
I haven't seen it.

The tunnels between Weber, Davo, Cruisey, and Possum's houses are nearly complete.

I have an aversion to work

>>923379
haha ... looks like olive

>>923391
Grimoire is a book of spells.
Grimoire apparently comes from the word grammar, and spells are what it says.
So magic is sort of written language, capable of affecting another persons thoughts.

>>923401
The poos will flow

>>923402
>haha ... looks like olive
No it doesn't, you face blind retard.

>>923405
>face
I think he meant his dick.

Dick blind retards

>>923397
You look good alan.

Ok, 1 hour absence from the internet complete. Mainly did some cleaning. Feeling refreshed, but didn't do as much thinking and reflection as I wanted. Will repeat the exercise on friday.

>>923409
You did well.

>>923409
Good job. I'm doing some packing up tonight.

>>923407
>blind
drunk

They should remake LOTR with the Hobbits as literal Nazis hellbent on killing all non-whites in Middle Earth.

He's drunk on COCK.

poor kim

>>923415
Anything is possible, if you just consult nuro first.

>>923403
magic isnt real

Magic is a lot more real than space

Koreans are fucking crazy. How do you strap 320 tarantulas to your body?

>>923419
Imagine the tickling.

My exact body type.

>>923419
Probably put them in containers taped to himself. Those arseholes don't need much air to live.

>>923422
you look very distinguished neet, and your apron saves you from needing pants

>>923423
like they can live for days in a swimming pool just with a small air bubble under their abdomen

>>923419
retard activity

is this film any good, nazi buddies?

>>923419
Straight in the bussy.

>>923428
Some kind of sequel on straight afterwood
The change of genre gives me Joker 2 vibes though

>>923288
Beautiful.

The Holocaust: That's the joke

>>923428
Its really funny. I think there are some old memes that come from it.

>>923317
I could feel this is my soul!

>>923433
I shall put them into the Fetch thingo then, NEET.

>>923416
Accurate.

As a reply to the question.
Frankly time travel does not tickle my fancy, but if I had to do it I'd do it like this:
I would gradually travel to the future, year by year, laying low, and checking what tech is available to ensure I could travel safely into the past.

>>923428
Fuck i remember seeing this with my GF in the cinema. She was tired and got bored and wanted to fug so i never saw the ending. From my memory the CGI bad on purpose without the on purpose bit. Same with the storyline and acting. I am down for a re-watch. You sonna bitch i am in.

>>923439
>with my GF in the cinema
GTFO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>923438
He and his partner, worm are smart
>After Trump made a viral stop at Mickey D’s last month, RFK Jr. stated that the fast food titan should return to its initial practice of cooking the fries in beef fat tallow rather than seed oils.
https://nypost.com/2024/11/15/us-news/how-rfk-jr-would-change-mcdonalds-and-trumps-diet/

>>923441
It would almost certainly help.
There is nothing wrong with the occasional burger if it is made with fresh ingredients too.

>>923437
What would future you have for breakfast?

I think bonbi released a new onlyfans but simpcity is under maintenance so i cant see it

>>923444
No wonder you're so fucked up.

>>923445
I thought it was the tap water.

>>923446
could be the coil whine on the gpu

>>923443
Depends. If it would start turn to bugs and soy, I'd probably bring soemthing with meself in a lunchbox.

>>923449
Smart.
Depends on how time travel works, a pot of goulash might even cook itself on the trip.

>>923450
>cook itself on the trip
Do any of you remember the bushie TV shows in the 80s and 90s where some of the guys had basically strapped a saucepan under the bonnet and cooked their stew on the 3 hour drive?

Fatherbot and his mates used to go and bury foil-wrapped taters in the farmer or CFS burnoffs and go back for them later.

in the same time period he also managed to shoot himself in the head with an air rifle and get hit by a car while receiving a dinky on mate's bike, so ymmv

>>923448
That should be discussed too.

>>923453
>>923454
Living his best life.

>>923454
Did all the dumb things.

>>923456
Yeah, I got to live under strict rule all the while having him and others tell me about the mad cunt stuff him and his mates did.

>>923440
Don't worry , she was jist imaginary !

>>923458
That sounds like Quinton from the Big Lez Show. At least you're not Clarence.

>>923461
Refeshing.

Ready.

>>923461
terrible beer

>>923461
Have one for me please.

>>923460
I got Clarenced.

>>923461
That's going to trigger him again.

>>923445
neets deserve a better class of ho

I returned the secateurs. The girl kept trying to suggest I wanted a replacement but I kept saying "No, a refund please".
She talked to someone on the headset and then they did the refund. $16.95 credited to my card.
We made the big success journey NEETs.

>>923461
well done monk - wagon tomorrow?

>>923461
Put a coaster under that please. That is my best table.

tbqh I can't keep up with whether monk and 10k are still posting

Low energy all the time, no idea where my mojo's gone.

>>923472
I think those posts about waiting for the midnight cenno to come into the bank account are from Monk.

>>923473
A mojo goblin might have stolen it NEET. Many such cases.

I think hjs would be better. This cost an arm and a leg.

>>923474
how many nights has he been waiting? how many times has he had to sell his bussy for a few mints and a half full bag of goon?

>>923471
This place has never had coasters. They obviously aren’t wood respecters.

>>923469
Well done neet, you need to pick out a better set now.

>>923476
Nice feed.

Feet hurt. Too much work. Cant relax. Edgy, angry

>>923476
Those chips look good.

>>923476
You're living your best life.

>>923481
Don't take it out on us please NEET. My father used to do that.

>>923481
Go for a walk.

I enjoyed my drive to Bunnings and back. I like the summer evening vibe. Had the music on the stereo.

>>923486
Ive been walking all day

>>923488
Have you tried wanking?

>>923489
Two new words #blessed

>>923484
I’m severely impressed you got the reference

>>923469
Good on you for sticking up for yourself.

>>923490
Yes, I took a break because it was burning out my dopamine receptors

>>923483
I’m almost 27 days off cigs. Haven’t saved much since I’ve just upped my drinking and food intake.

Gonna have one more pint then drive home

>>923494
>>923495
Well done NEETs.

>>923496
Swing by me on the way back

>>923498
I’ll go to an independent local Thankyou very much

>>923495
>27 days off cigs
That is good work NEET. Keep going.

>>923495
Well done.

>>923500
out of binge eating, gooning and smoking, smoking is the least disabling

>>923499
Pay more, up to (you). As long as (you) get your medicine

on to day of the jackal s01e02

Day of the jacket.

stalker 2 today

>>923506
Nothing wrong with a bit of stalking neet.

>>923506
Did you get the pamphlet?

>>923505
Webby gave the jacket I got him
To Bill

In a great deal of pain, months without cenno, dirty sheets.

>>923417
Thats why you dont get digits

>>923447
Heh

>>923461
Vile

Ate an apple and some cheese, did some deadlifts. Mojo status - restored. Too bad I've got to go to bed soon. It's odd how weightlifting can give you more energy rather than draining it. Really need to exercise in the morning, but somehow I never do.

>>923509
He needed the 7XL. You thought it was just a meme.

>>923514
A walk is the best way to start the day. I don't lift in the morning as I feel I am at greater risk of injury then.

>>923510
You need to get onto cenno first thing in the morning neet.

Dad is having another surgery tomorrow. 4th one.

>>923517
He will, tomorrow.

>>923516
I do walk in the mornings, but I don't feel it energises me like deadlifting does.

>>923518
I hope he comes through NEET. Thinking of you.

>>923510
Stopped furfulling your obiligations because wftd was coming up huh ?

>>923515
Waiting for an invitation to his 8XL celebration day.

>>923520
I agree that heavy lifts can have an energising effect.

Having an icy pole to make me feel better. woe.

>>923521
Thank you. Its been rough.

>>923508
Not yet

>>923518
Hope he will be ok.

>>923517
are there emergency services like social workers who can help neets in need?

saw FOUR possums on the powerlines outside - there's a meeting, or a gang fight, or something going on

>>923530
They are discussing you and your disrespectful behaviour.

Too lazy to succeed in life. How many points is that on the dsp impairment tables?

Watching a good doco on donald trump, never knew very much about the guy before 2016: https://youtube.com/watch?v=VZYqnEK4-2Y [Embed]

>>923533
Sounds like executive function impairment. 20 points.

2 200mg ibuprofens down the hatch.

>>923537
Nasty post
Vile

High energy levels, completely wasted at this time of day, need some camomile then bed.

>>923534
He's going to be Caesar.
Elon is Pompey.

>>923537
What are the words she is trying to say?

>>923539
Have a big wank

>Ukraine’s armed forces fire British-made cruise missiles Storm Shadow at military targets inside Russia for the first time
Nuke inc
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Jq-e8DWtzvE [Embed]

>>923543
Hopefully your pamphlet comes soon.

>>923546
Give it a good once over.

Bin day Weber

morning neets

Oppressive country we live in

>>923550
Man is born free to shit, but everywhere he is forced to wipe.

>>923548
thank you

>>923551
I can still wank on the lawn

>>923554
Face is uncensored on Reddit. Don't know why News Ltd are blurring his face, it's not like there is any ambiguity as to what he did.

How the fuck is Barron Trump 7 feet tall? Are they giving him human growth hormone or something?

A vanilla creme crown 2 pack and a can of mother original for breakkayie

>>923549
Good Morning NEET

I am an INCEL

>>923566
Can i self admit ?

>>923567
You already said you were in-cell

>>923568
Said am not in dummy

>>923560
I want this doge as my lawyer.

>>923561
nk you boong

it isn't even 9:30 and I'm already done for the day

>>923563
are we still calling each other frens?

>>923574
(you) need some of my revitalisation juice

>>923576
your juice is sleepy juice, Dan
I never get anything done after I've had some

>>923574
You went too hard too early, you need to recharge.

>>923577
we never get anything done anyway

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-11-20/bovine-pets-missing-within-days-of-each-other-adelaide-hills/104624600
thinking about cows

>>923577
>after I've had some
During, don't stop for at least 6hrs for maximum effect

Already feeling very hot today. It is going to be a nasty one.

A movement is brewing

Movement in progress

I've had my computer chair for 26 years

Movement completed

>>923588
I keep having to buy a bigger one every few years as I grow, this one's rated 125kg but I think it's soon gonna be obsolete.

fucken nbn has dropped out 3 times in the last couple of hours

>>923589
big finale? Did the audience applaud?

>>923591
I'm surprised this one has lasted so well, considering how much I weigh now.
Fatherbot grumbled about the price back in 1998, but I have had my money's worth.

Doing a dehydrated poo

>>923595
Give her some water.

Can't sleep, can't do anything, back pain.

>>923593
It was anticlimactic

>>923597
(you) can do one thing see me

used the last 3 sheets of toilet paper
hope I don't need another shit before 7am tomorrow

how bad is it gonna get today neets?

>>923597
get high and watch some youtube

>>923600
you can wash your arse out in the shower

what is wrong w hohols?

>>923604
I'm guessing becuase a lot of the young male ukie demographic is now gone.

>>923605
Yea, they are all here you go outside and hear only ukrop lang. I am just wondering if they packed memoars of those people into the game, why 150 gibs?

I heard stalker 2 is in english

Fail !