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NEET General #184 - Hello Pepe Edition NEET 07/05/2020 (Sun) 05:12:08 [Preview] No. 182168 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I want to put my dick in the sexy green kitty kat.

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NEET 07/07/2020 (Tue) 08:47:31 [Preview] No.183171 del
CUM


NEET 07/07/2020 (Tue) 08:47:50 [Preview] No.183172 del
SPLASH


NEET 07/07/2020 (Tue) 08:48:05 [Preview] No.183173 del
BUM RASH


NEET 07/07/2020 (Tue) 08:48:05 [Preview] No.183174 del
STASH


NEET 07/07/2020 (Tue) 08:48:37 [Preview] No.183176 del
MUMS HASH



NEET General #183 - We're just havin a laff mate, Edition NEET 07/03/2020 (Fri) 04:03:14 [Preview] No. 181161 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Wadda ya reckon ay? Don't get all cut about it, come have a smoke mate, Its all good.

OLD:
>>180150
Edited last time by imissfather on 07/03/2020 (Fri) 05:17:49.
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NEET 07/05/2020 (Sun) 05:00:12 [Preview] No.182163 del
Very hungover. Been in bed all day with the cutrains shut.

Managed to calculate i have (1) full goon out of (5) left over bags. Just poured my first glass and added some left over vodka in there too.

this excellent news as i do no not have to leave the house now and can chill and cook a lamb roast.

Planning to take a long bath with the billy later.


NEET 07/05/2020 (Sun) 05:00:36 [Preview] No.182164 del
2 grand on my tax return.
Not bad. Will pay off my credit card debt.

Had some big plans for today but I think that extra can put me into proper hangover territory today.
Managed to vaccum the car but can't be fucked with the other plans I had.

Just finished edging to some amateur Indian porn.


NEET 07/05/2020 (Sun) 05:02:02 [Preview] No.182165 del
>>182163
what sort of nong adds vodka to white wine?


NEET 07/05/2020 (Sun) 05:02:31 [Preview] No.182166 del
>>182164
Hmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 07/05/2020 (Sun) 05:03:33 [Preview] No.182167 del
Edited last time by imissfather on 07/05/2020 (Sun) 08:04:44.



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NEET General #182- Where is Webby? edition NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 07:43:46 [Preview] No. 180150 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hope you blokes are keeping your arses warm.

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>>179142
Edited last time by imissfather on 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:13:35.
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NEET 07/03/2020 (Fri) 03:54:59 [Preview] No.181157 del
>>181156
And his mum.


NEET 07/03/2020 (Fri) 03:57:24 [Preview] No.181158 del
>>181154
do you literally have a list ?

fucking NKVD nigger


NEET 07/03/2020 (Fri) 03:57:39 [Preview] No.181159 del
I wish my mum was a lesbian, I wouldn't exist then.


NEET 07/03/2020 (Fri) 03:59:08 [Preview] No.181160 del
>>181156
He's just saying that because they wouldn't fuck him.



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NEET General #181 - Toothpaste Flavored Edition NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 05:23:40 [Preview] No. 179142 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Minty fresh NEETs with strong white teeth, Flashing those smiles at all the thots, Nicotine BTFO! Our gobs are flouridated to the wisdom teeth!
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NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 07:33:25 [Preview] No.180145 del
>>180140
>You sound like a Nancy.
I'm not the one scared of a computer.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 07:34:18 [Preview] No.180147 del
>>180145
I'm not either, so that's good.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 07:34:32 [Preview] No.180148 del
>>180143
Still haven't invested in a trauma pack for when you get shot...


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 07:47:47 [Preview] No.180161 del
New Thread:
>>180150


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 07:48:02 [Preview] No.180164 del
BUM RASH



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NEET General #180 - Man In The Roof Edition NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 08:47:26 [Preview] No. 178131 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Of course it was some NEET, exploiting the lunacy and raving on's of a fragile, gentile old lady.
Whispering sweet little nothings in her ears about goon and tendies so she leaves beer by the closed off power socket.
Shame on you NEET.
Some things are off limits and should not be touched.

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NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 05:22:21 [Preview] No.179141 del
>>179137
Nothing gay about sucking off your mate, mate.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 05:24:15 [Preview] No.179144 del
BUM RASH


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 05:27:15 [Preview] No.179149 del
NEW THEAD
NEW THEAD
NEW THEAD
>>179142
>>179142
>>179142
>>179142


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 05:27:30 [Preview] No.179150 del
CUM SPLASH


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 05:28:11 [Preview] No.179151 del
Just bought some Batman for PS4. The free games this month are COD WW2 and Star Wars Battlefront 2. Not a bad deal imo.



NEET General #179 - Space Edition NEET 06/25/2020 (Thu) 01:08:13 [Preview] No. 177141 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
In space, no one can hear you meme.

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>>176131
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NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 08:53:09 [Preview] No.178140 del
>>178136
Moon is life and love.


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 08:53:37 [Preview] No.178141 del
BUM


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 08:53:50 [Preview] No.178142 del
CUM SPLASH


NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 08:54:04 [Preview] No.178143 del
RASH



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NEET General #178 - Codpiece Edition NEET 06/22/2020 (Mon) 09:19:45 [Preview] No. 176131 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
How much will a NEET charge me to turn a stainless steel tiffin into a 5XL codpiece?

Old thread: >>175123
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NEET 06/25/2020 (Thu) 00:44:24 [Preview] No.177135 del
>>177132
See (You) soon!


NEET 06/25/2020 (Thu) 00:44:47 [Preview] No.177136 del
I saw Nuro talking to a guy in a trench coat and smart hat under a street light once.


NEET 06/25/2020 (Thu) 00:45:02 [Preview] No.177137 del
>>177132
>degenerate board into utter, 9th level of hell degeneracy.
Hot


NEET 06/25/2020 (Thu) 00:45:31 [Preview] No.177138 del
>>177137
Moderately bantered.


NEET 06/25/2020 (Thu) 00:45:45 [Preview] No.177140 del
BUM RASH



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NEET General #177 - Nuro Edition NEET 06/19/2020 (Fri) 10:07:52 [Preview] No. 175123 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I WANT DADDY NURO FUCK MY ARSE UWU AND NUZZLE MY WUZZLE WHILST HE POURS PIPING HOT BLEND 43 UP MY TENDER BOI PUSSY UWU
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NEET 06/22/2020 (Mon) 09:21:32 [Preview] No.176134 del
>>176109
Good to hear.


NEET 06/22/2020 (Mon) 09:24:08 [Preview] No.176137 del
BUM RASH


NEET 06/22/2020 (Mon) 09:25:29 [Preview] No.176138 del
New Thread: >>176131
New Thread: >>176131
New Thread: >>176131

New Thread: >>176131
New Thread: >>176131
New Thread: >>176131


NEET 06/22/2020 (Mon) 09:26:46 [Preview] No.176140 del
>>176109
You're a man, my son.


NEET 06/22/2020 (Mon) 09:27:16 [Preview] No.176141 del
MALLARD-STAINED SHEETS



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NEET General #176 - Outfoxed Edition NEET 06/16/2020 (Tue) 23:30:14 [Preview] No. 174132 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Here NEETy NEET, Nice NEETy NEET. Ow Shit! Bad Western Imperialist Racist NEET! I shall complain to the highest levels about your intransigence!
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NEET 06/19/2020 (Fri) 10:11:35 [Preview] No.175132 del
>thinking about Garlic Bread


NEET 06/19/2020 (Fri) 10:12:01 [Preview] No.175134 del
BUM RASH


NEET 06/19/2020 (Fri) 10:12:15 [Preview] No.175135 del
>>175131
>thinking about tanning that rig


NEET 06/19/2020 (Fri) 10:12:30 [Preview] No.175137 del
>thinking about Webby's gape


NEET 06/19/2020 (Fri) 10:12:59 [Preview] No.175138 del



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NEET 06/15/2020 (Mon) 01:46:43 [Preview] No. 173126 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
NEET General #175 - Approaching 200 Edition

What will the 200th thread be, NEETS?

Old Thread:
>>172111
Edited last time by imissfather on 06/20/2020 (Sat) 18:28:37.
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NEET 06/16/2020 (Tue) 23:03:33 [Preview] No.174125 del
>>174124
>1488 heil hitler
88 = HH.
You said Heil Hitler twice.
Please go and be an amateur nazi somewhere else.


NEET 06/16/2020 (Tue) 23:06:54 [Preview] No.174126 del
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"but I've been deployed 12 months" he thinks to himself


NEET 06/16/2020 (Tue) 23:14:22 [Preview] No.174127 del
BUM RASH


NEET 06/16/2020 (Tue) 23:14:37 [Preview] No.174128 del
CUM SPLASH


NEET 06/16/2020 (Tue) 23:14:55 [Preview] No.174129 del
WEBER LOVES POSSUM