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You will learn to lick it, and never forget her name.


NEET General #974 - Deleted Thread Edition NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:10 [Preview] No. 997306 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
The last thread got deleted with no warning. RIP to any of the NEETs who did not make it out in time and went down with it. Lost forever.

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NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:49 [Preview] No.998372 del
BUM RASH


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:50 [Preview] No.998373 del
PARACORD GANG


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:51 [Preview] No.998375 del
>>998371
Bill should take you out.


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NEET General #973 - Fifty years of Pepe Edition NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 05:59 [Preview] No. 996129 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Happy Birthday Pepe, Gen X alt media icon and swastika for the modern age. Show Pepe how much you love him by getting a tattoo and posting some classic Pepe's to celebrate over 100 years of Pepe memes.

OLD: >>995080
Edited last time by zestykittenneet on 04/26/2026 (Sun) 07:32.
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NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 08:11 [Preview] No.997225 del
MOTHERS DAY CARD


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 08:12 [Preview] No.997227 del
CUM SPLASH


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BUM RASH


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 08:13 [Preview] No.997230 del
CRUISEY TELL US THE ETHO STORY



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NEET General #972 - Sauces you could never understand Edition NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 14:46 [Preview] No. 995080 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I peeled back the top and behold! the sauce that I saw was named eternity.

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NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 06:38 [Preview] No.996150 del
>>996148
We are lost without Monk.


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 06:38 [Preview] No.996151 del
>>996150
it came good


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 06:39 [Preview] No.996152 del
>>996145
How this thing works?


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BUM RASH


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 06:39 [Preview] No.996154 del
>>996147
I am guessing it never changes. That's whimsical.



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NEET General #971 - Discharge Edition NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 05:12 [Preview] No. 994053 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Our thoughts are with our hospitalised NEET. We are hoping to celebrate his discharge with him soon.

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NEET 04/22/2026 (Wed) 01:36 [Preview] No.995116 del
>>995112
Coming along nicely neet.


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NEET 04/22/2026 (Wed) 01:37 [Preview] No.995118 del
BUM RASH


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NEET General #970 - Skateboarding Slang Edition NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 09:59 [Preview] No. 993035 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What sort of skateboarder slang do you NEETs use in everyday life?

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NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 05:27 [Preview] No.994062 del
>>994052
Cruisey


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 05:27 [Preview] No.994063 del
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>>994059
Are you not HAPPY?


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 05:28 [Preview] No.994064 del
I got 2 bottles of bourbon at the bottleo and the clerk guy was trying to be friendly. Asked me if I wanted coke and I ssid no, so he made a gesture of drinking and said to drink it straight. Then when I left he made some joke to the car about how the party is at that fella's (me) house.


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NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 05:29 [Preview] No.994066 del
BUM RASH



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NEET General #969 -The thread new this is NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:27 [Preview] No. 991909 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Cruisey in jail, is. Neets sad, they are. Pimping mongs no longer he it. Bussy of Cruisey sad now to, is.

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NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 09:56 [Preview] No.993033 del
>>993022
Very seductive pose.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 09:58 [Preview] No.993034 del
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QUICK NEETS GET TO THE FLOPPAH!


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:01 [Preview] No.993036 del
This NEET out here again advertising the evac chopper before a new landing site has been found.

Just causes panic and casualties amongst the NEETs.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:01 [Preview] No.993038 del
UNSEEN ETHNIC ARSE


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NEET General #968 - Hippy Style Edition NEET 04/05/2026 (Sun) 00:14 [Preview] No. 990831 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hippys were the first NEETs, why do they get so much antagonism from modern NEETs? Its because they were boomers
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NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:41 [Preview] No.991928 del
BUM RASH


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NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:42 [Preview] No.991930 del
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NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:43 [Preview] No.991932 del
BIG


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:43 [Preview] No.991934 del
HAVE YOU NEETS HEARD ABOUT MY ARSE?



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NEET General #967 - Truth Edition NEET 03/31/2026 (Tue) 06:02 [Preview] No. 989759 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I'm right and you're wrong.

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NEET 04/04/2026 (Sat) 22:58 [Preview] No.990825 del
>>990823
Poor NEET.


NEET 04/04/2026 (Sat) 23:11 [Preview] No.990826 del
>>990825
The Easter Bunny didn't come either :(
There's box of Kiwi Cadbury Favourites in my section of the cupboard, but they've been there since I arrived.


NEET 04/04/2026 (Sat) 23:21 [Preview] No.990828 del
>>990826
She left them there for Easter. You have to believe NEET.


NEET 04/04/2026 (Sat) 23:22 [Preview] No.990829 del
>>990823
do they make toilets with insinkerators like you get in the kitchen sink ?

sounds like a million dollar idea .... automatic super sonic neet poo sredders


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NEET General #966 - Neon Edition NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 12:32 [Preview] No. 988725 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Look into the light!

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NEET 03/31/2026 (Tue) 05:41 [Preview] No.989754 del
bum


NEET 03/31/2026 (Tue) 05:44 [Preview] No.989755 del
holes


NEET 03/31/2026 (Tue) 05:47 [Preview] No.989756 del
from


NEET 03/31/2026 (Tue) 05:48 [Preview] No.989757 del
>>989749
disguised in the audio settings as "based boost" instead of "bass boost"


NEET 03/31/2026 (Tue) 05:49 [Preview] No.989758 del
farewell



NEET General #965 - 3D IRL Edition NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 03:24 [Preview] No. 987500 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Is 3D printing the future?

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NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 13:37 [Preview] No.988732 del
>>988728
What breed is the current lot? >>988731
My bone grows when bob rubs over it too


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 13:41 [Preview] No.988733 del
>>988732
Lol
Bubba kush, same as the last lot, I ordered some seeds.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 14:00 [Preview] No.988734 del
Quorum died for our sins.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 14:31 [Preview] No.988737 del
You can just use large jars with a zip lock bag full of water as a weight, and glad wrap for a lid. This is not some hipster food larp.


NEET 03/25/2026 (Wed) 14:34 [Preview] No.988738 del
Spent hours cleaning, still feels like nothing was achieved. Probably just weeks behind on house work




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