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NEET General #1000 - Reflecting Edition NEET 08/27/2026 (Thu) 10:25 [Preview] No. 1025011 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
On a big milestone like 1000 threads, do you NEETs feel it is a good time for us to reflect on the online NEET image board lifestyle and all the blessings it has brought into our lives?

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NEET 08/30/2026 (Sun) 07:51 [Preview] No.1026085 del
>>1026055
It's a great movie but I've seen it too many times already


NEET 08/30/2026 (Sun) 07:51 [Preview] No.1026087 del
>>1026085
Same.


NEET 08/30/2026 (Sun) 07:52 [Preview] No.1026088 del
BUM RASH


NEET 08/30/2026 (Sun) 07:53 [Preview] No.1026091 del
Remember how the dunny-dweller used to call himself an engineer and would larp as some top physicist and mathematician?


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NEET General #999 - Latrine Trench Edition NEET 08/25/2026 (Tue) 08:06 [Preview] No. 1024009 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Have any of you NEETs ever slipped and fallen into a latrine trench?

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NEET General #998 - Pidge Edition NEET 08/23/2026 (Sun) 05:19 [Preview] No. 1022964 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
A good clean wholesome thread. Just like our treasured NEET Pidge.

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NEET 08/25/2026 (Tue) 08:07 [Preview] No.1024012 del
GOT THE WEGOVY SQUIRTS


NEET 08/25/2026 (Tue) 08:07 [Preview] No.1024013 del
Head spinning


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NEET 08/25/2026 (Tue) 08:08 [Preview] No.1024015 del
THIS IS AN ARSE BOARD KEEP WALKING TIDDIES


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NEET General #997 - Major Incident Edition NEET 08/19/2026 (Wed) 09:36 [Preview] No. 1021862 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
A serious incident has occurred in the Cruisey workplace cinematic universe.

Reports need writing. Two have resigned. Cruisey has disappeared into the administrative abyss

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NEET 08/23/2026 (Sun) 06:22 [Preview] No.1022981 del
>>1022980
Are you retarded or do you use IP in some alternative meaning?


NEET 08/23/2026 (Sun) 06:23 [Preview] No.1022983 del
>>1022981
Many of our NEETs suffer from mental illness and/or intellectual disability.


NEET 08/23/2026 (Sun) 06:23 [Preview] No.1022984 del
>>1022981
I made the I Like Tits thread
I did not make the Pidge thread


NEET 08/23/2026 (Sun) 06:23 [Preview] No.1022985 del
>>1022984
>I made the I Like Tits thread
Imagine admitting such a thing.


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NEET General #996 - Smiling Everyday Edition NEET 08/15/2026 (Sat) 19:58 [Preview] No. 1020852 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Before MonkAI launches, have some more sloppa
>Make time every day for meaningful connection with someone you care about, because research consistently links strong social relationships with greater happiness and well-being.
>End each day by writing down a few things you’re grateful for, as randomized trials and a large systematic review suggest gratitude practices can improve positive mood and mental well-being.

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NEET 08/22/2026 (Sat) 02:56 [Preview] No.1022574 del
apm employment services


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disappearing bananas


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pump and dump


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bum bum


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tom hanks


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NEET General #995 - Fashion Hoist Edition NEET 08/12/2026 (Wed) 09:12 [Preview] No. 1019799 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do you NEETs think that one them time comes that you need your executive form hoisted about in a sling that you will manage to look effortlessly chic and fashionable?
Personally I would not be surprised if the first nurse who does it for me asks me out.

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NEET General #994 - Cortisol Spike Edition NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 06:54 [Preview] No. 1018751 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
AI Slop to start us off
>Average /ausneets/ cortisol spike: someone you haven’t spoken to in six months posts “doing alright lately.”

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NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 05:00 [Preview] No.1034212 del
Maybe he is and my stream on 7+ is slow


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 05:00 [Preview] No.1034213 del
C'MON ZESTY


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 05:02 [Preview] No.1034215 del
FIX BOARD NOW ZESTO


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Dog fuck Umpires


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NEET General #993 - This Shit is Bananas Edition NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 00:12 [Preview] No. 1017591 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
How many bananas can you eat, NEET?

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NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 06:02 [Preview] No.1018746 del
>>1018707
The machines used to give out physical tickets but nowadays you get points stored on a card you havd to get just to play anything.


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 06:08 [Preview] No.1018747 del
I'm so fucking hungry


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 06:32 [Preview] No.1018748 del
>>1018743
You need to get some red sneakers and a bumbag then NEET.


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 06:34 [Preview] No.1018749 del
>>1018744
No missus ever allows issues to remain smoothed


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NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 00:08 [Preview] No. 1016546 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
NEET General #992 - Awak addition

What keeps you awak neets?


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NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 02:34 [Preview] No.1017706 del
>>1017704
Thanks NEET 💖


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CUM SPLASH


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BUM RASH


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FIN.


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NEET General #991 - Emergency Alert Edition NEET 07/27/2026 (Mon) 08:35 [Preview] No. 1015437 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Cruisey I don't wanna hear that noise again.

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NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 00:04 [Preview] No.1016544 del
>>1016538
Damn, that's a lot of stuff to get through just in a morning.


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 00:05 [Preview] No.1016545 del
Never eaten octopus


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 00:10 [Preview] No.1016547 del
Someone call chopper?
>>1016546


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BUM RASH


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 05:01 [Preview] No.1034214 del
Need my fucking NEET board Zesty.


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