How does he do it?

>>1026086
He's fuelled by stolen bananas.

Drinking the vodka straight from the bottle like a boong.

>>1026084
>Are you NEETs beach body ready?
Yes when Cruisey takes me.

>>1026093
Slow down NEET.

>>1026093
We don't need any more NEETs in hospital.

>>1026042
Well done NEET, have a celebrate you deserve it.

>>1026084
With a little help from my friends, I can manage.

>>1026093
Do not go drunk driving like a boong

>>1026069
I was gonna say no but then I watched more and yes, yes I would.

>>1026100
Imagine the pussy spasms.

>>1026101
If god didn't want us to have sex with spastics he wouldn't have made them so darn sexy.

This was meant to go with that

Want some meaty takeaway, dunno what to get

>>1026105
can you get charcoal chicken ?

>>1026105
Big greasy kebab

>>1026107
Can kebab meat be trusted though?

>>1026108
Never, but you must eat it anyway

Is nuro banned or not?

>>1026105
Try Locanto

>>1026110
I thought he died again

>>1026090
Stolen fr*gs.

>>1026113
We are the Stolen Fr*g Generation

>>1026114
Well bantered.

>>1026114
kek

I keep doing the old scratch and sniff with my balls.

That was totally not predictable.

>>1026118
Based.

>>1026117
You not only need to wash behind your ears you also need to wash behind your neet balls.

>>1026118
Good feed.

>>1026121
Some of these NEETs taints are in a deplorable state.

>>1026118
Based feed.

nuro is going to shit up the board again, isn't he?

>>1026123
Mine looks like the end of Nuro's pepper grinder.

>>1026125
Yeah he's cycling through all the acts of the show

>>1026126
Nasty

Some say Possums fabled soap holder contained, maybe even was, the spiritual heart of the NEET taint.
Since The Shattering all NEET taints have become vile and unholy.

>>1026130
That sounds like a plausible theory NEET.

>>1026131
Or possibly a setting for the NEET rpg

20 mins till movie!
Finish up your poo and pee, fellas!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

Now that I think about it it sounds like consuming. That's not how I meant. Finish your business.

>>1026134
You can't have any pee till you've finished your poo!

I had two Hungarian parmesan rolls with cheese, sliced tomato with salt, wholegrain mustard and butter.

>>1026137
Noice, I'm considering subway

>>1026137
I never can tell if this is a joke.

>>1026140
That is NOT their fullest potential

>>1026143
It's Continental. Explains a lot.

>hungry
>no money for schnitty burger
>and they're closed anyway
it's over

>>1026146
You ain't got schnitt

>>1026137
Is a sandwich even a sandwich without butter?

>>1026147
:(

>>1026146
go over to nuro's place, he'll probably have some left over chips

>>1026151
Is he still living in the dunny at boss lady's business?

>>1026151
>left over chips
Doubt

They don't call Nuro "the seagull" for nothing!

Tbf I doubt any neet ever had leftover chips

Cruisey once called me a flavoursome entertainer once. But only once mind you.

>>1026156
You're lucky, he always calls me a pothole.

>>1026156
Was there an oral element to the entertainment?

cruisey calls me hotwheels and pushes me around :(
kek

>>1026156
Hot!

>>1026159
Hopefully not down the stairs.

Cruisey doesn't even call me we to good mates for that

Shamefully going to drag my whale sized carcass down to iga and buy some chocolate while avoiding eye contact with the staff. Do you neets want anything there?

Is this poo?

>>1026164
One cheesecake please.

>>1026164
Cherry Ripe please.

>>1026165
Yes.

>>1026164
30kg of jelly beans please

>>1026169
I don't think I will order from there

>>1026171
Actual dish may differ is a concern.

>>1026174
Imagine it arriving in front of you and you give it one of these before releasing its poo

>>1026164
All I have is a cherry ripe and a caramello koala.

If you find a squashed caramello koala in your undies it is normal. If a squashed cherry ripe is in there see a doctor.

>>1026165
looks like something poojeeta made but we'll have to wait for a glen update to verify on that

>>1026178
I have a good feeling about tomorrow.

I think I will have fish&chips instead of poo.

>>1026105
Ab pack

Operation Ball Crusher is a go.

>>1026130
His NEET taint probablt broke it

>>1026164
One eye contact with staff, please

i'm so lonely and horny i would settle for a 6/10 poojeeta with a thick accent.
at least she would feed me curry and i could spoon her

Trying to set up a fishing rod while severely gooned.

>>1026170
They'll rot your teeth neet.

>>1026185
She would fart on your belly

>>1026182
Good luck.

>>1026182
More information required

>>1026185
Lick her belly button and armpits

>>1026190
It's on a need to know basis, all you need to know is it is happening.

>>1026185
A 6/10 poojeeta is unrealistic

>>1026192
Are you the crusher or the crushee?

>>1026193
kek

>>1026194
You'll just have to wait and find out ;)

>>1026194
reminds me of that horrible tragedy that happened at KFC
where they stopped selling the krushers

Sat on the couch all day.
Accomplished nothing.
At least it's year of acceptance still, right?

whore used to hold my balls in her hand so they'd crush against her arse when she was on top and bouncing
That was a good feeling

>>1026200
I'm jealous

>>1026199
yes

>>1026182
🫡

>>1026199
Correct.

>>1026199
Less than 4 months till Cringemass

>>1026201
You want to hold 10k's balls?

>>1026206
Kek

>>1026206
Who doesn't?

>>1026206
kek

>>1026201
Me too. I wish I could hold them

>>1026206
no i want him to hold my balls

None of you NEETs could handle my balls

>>1026193
I doubt there's ever been a real world one exceeding 3/10

>>1026215
I bet Shitey got at least 4/10 poojeetas

>>1026205
Hopefully ✈️🎅 is out too.

>>1026215
👆💯

Fish and chips will be ready in 40 minutes.
It's usually 10.

My stomach is angry now

>>1026219
go pull your eyes at them and say ni hao ting long bing bang ow
that outa hasten them

chumpy but only have goulash or sausages but have to cook them

>>1026221
Reminds me of the classic

>>1026216
he only gave us pics of the chinese girl, he was ashamed of how bad the poojeta looked

>>1026220
Hit it with a cheery ripe.

>>1026224
Ah, I had misremembered that

>>1026224
She loved wanking him off, very romantic.

Went to a fish and chips shop once and an Indian came out, I gave him a look then immediately left.

She used to wank him in the car a lot too so he may have been ashamed to be seen with her.

>>1026229
His parents were hinting towards it for his long day trips. It was beautiful.

>>1026230
I like to imagine they got married and had four (4) halfNEET kids.

>>1026231
So the next generation begins.

Actually there were Romolus, Remus, and Ramenus. The third one invented spaghetti.

>>1026233
i thought the japenese invented ramen lol

>>1026224
She had a hairy back.

brb gonna go outside and look at the stars to calculate what time the moofie is on

very human time calculation

>>1026235
Something to grab on to.

Considering druk

And durgs

And burgs

And hurgs

Network error. Reload doesn't solve it.

Network error. Reload solves it.

>>1026236
Be careful. I heard some of them fall.

Good night.

After spending all day procrastinating I've finally started doing stuff, and now I don't want to stop and go to bed. Fuck why am I such a retard.

>>1026245
Night fella!
That pidge should defoct.

>>1026246
eat a banana

>>1026245
Good night Pidge. xx

Wonder if neet got his Fish and chips

>>1026250
I did thanks, eating them now

>>1026248
Thank you neet but I have plenty of energy right now, I just need to coordinate my schedule better.

>>1026252
Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.

>>1026253
Kekles

Thanks for watching fellas. Good movie.

>>1026255
what was the moofie and weres weber

>>1026224
kek

>>1026256
Weber is working on his hole

I have 4 chips spare
If I eat them I will assplode

>>1026259
might sosig

i think poojeetas outrank trannies

>>1026261
They do

>>1026256
Hunt for the Red October.
Don't know.

I ate the chips
I may die now
But it was worth it

>>1026264
now time for druk

might watch the grey zone or whatever it was called but also need to eaty

>>1026265
I'm too full

>>1026267
skellie

Should've been asleep hours ago. I need better self discipline.

>>1026269
You are too hard on yourself. Maybe you deserve to relax

>>1026270
I don't know, most of the other neets seem to sleep ok.

can't sleep, i swear that popcorn had meth in it

>>1026271
I usually never fall asleep until 1 or 2 am and wake up just'd every morning but oh well. that's what i get for being a retard and just closing my eyes

This is why we need Cruisey and nuro to tell us when snd how to do rhings

Wrangle in the house of pestis. Community nurses will know that feel. Squalor where disease has set in and living people are decaying.

Showered twice. Still smell vile. Vile. Vile home.

Can't sleep, dunno what I did today to deserve this. Oh well.

>>1026276
What you did not.

>>1026275
Are you unable to clean your own home properly?

>>1026277
I didn't exercise properly. Every day I vow I'm going to workout with weights and do some cardio and I only do so 30-50% of the time, and rarely both.

>>1026278
Welfare check. Welfare negative.
Several people suffering various illnesses had just lain down and resigned themselves to death. Not really moved in weeks, bacterial infections, they were just going to watch Simpson's reruns until they died. The stench was unbelievable.
Shower 3 with camphor, feeling a bit better. Also a bottle of wine.

>>1026275
>>1026280
You sound depressed.

It's falling out of me.

Morning NEETs

>>1026283
Good morning NEET and fellas.

Good morning Gang.

Indian school minibus driver beeping his horn down the street as usual.
They need to make a phone app which detects when the bus is outside and gives a phone notification.
Save the noise pollution and the waking of NEET sleepers.

What is that subculture of "men" who have taken to wearing basketball shorts over the top of women's tights, along with socks and gay looking sneakers?

>>1026287
Do you have a photo of this type? I have not seen one.

Train no.2, on way to shitty for durries and a curry.

>>1026288
No, he was the insecure eshay type who would have started blowing piss and wind if he spied me taking his photo.

>>1026288
like on the right but definitely doing sports
had a drug dealer bumbag etc

*not doing sports

I had to google 'mens leggings under shorts gay' to find a picture

>>1026287
Yes it is becoming more common even here in the country.

>>1026285
GMN.

Courier man has been.

>>1026291
That looks like a modern fashion sported by what used to get called "metrosexuals".
Straight men who appear gay but probably aren't although some of them may be.
Someone who dresses like that has a chance of eventually declaring themselves transgender or nonbinary or some other bullshit like that.

>>1026297
A satisfactory experience?

>>1026286
Report him or throw a brick through the windshield. It is an offence in every state and territory to use the horn except in the case of an imminent collision.

Interesting there was zero news coverage of yesterday’s March for Australia. Almost like the media is the communications branch of the uniparty.

>>1026301
I have considered it but it would be too embarrassing for me.
A NEET complaining about a wagie stopping him from sleeping in until noon each day.
The optics of it would be too much for me.

>>1026303
Say you consult from home and the honking is interfering with your ability to synergise with your clients over MS Teams.

>>1026304
kek

Cruisey declared me "Amalek" and said he can't be seen with me any more.

>>1026307
Your an amalekka

>>1026300
yes

GM

>>1026312
you need an autism service catgirl

>>1026315
I would settle for a frmale woman

>>1026316
Furmale?

>>1026318
when's mambo number 5?

If I was Boromir I would have stolen the one ring so early on that the book would have been called Boromirs Adventures.

>>1026316
I love the women

fuck i'm trying to sleep and the forestry jews outside are cutting up trees

>>1026324
on the train?

Fuck MyGov. I bet the immigrants do not have to do any of this shit.

>>1026325
Must be a steam train

>>1026326
Every time I go to cenno the people at the counters nearby seem to be immigrants getting cenno to do the shit for them.

>>1026327
Well bantered.

>>1026326
Everyone would have the same obligations but if you say you need an interpreter it probably puts you outside the normal system.

My cenno has got rid of all the racks with the information pamphlets
Is that a new thing?

>>1026314
GMN.

My back is feeling a bit better today NEETs. There is still some pain, discomfort, and restricted movement, but it is a clear improvement from yesterday.
I think I might be able to get my socks on if I tried, but it is too risky to push things that far that fast.
Hopefully the improvement continues and the issue resolves itself.

>>1026333
Good to hear neet.

>>1026331
I haven't been in there in years.
The modern trend seems to be having a person who stands there with a tablet and then facilitates whatever you are after.
they probably view pamphlets as wasteful and bad for the environment. They can just text you a PDF now I guess.

>>1026307
Your lot cant even be seen in sheol

>>1026336
I'm one of the good ones though.

decided today is a good day for some tendies, spicy mayo sauce, and custard

>>1026335
That would make sense.
I've only been there to drop off medical certificates.

Might read all of clive cussler's books

In Australia my arse identifies me.

>>1026340
*clive custard

My bussy is my passport

>>1026343
You're stuck here for life then.

>>1026342
*clive palmer

>>1026345
that's cliev to (you)

>>1026346
I don't know if we're on first name terms but he does text me a lot.

Sweated heavily last night
Got the sheets in the wash and the pillows on the line to air out

wagon time i think. liver hurting a bit

>>1026349
Good idea NEET. Take a break.

>>1026348
Big food binge yesterday?

>>1026351
Yeah I nearly died from chips

>>1026333
That's good, hopefully be right in a few days

I just skulled two beers
I might go get a few more
>>1026349
I'm going to join you tomorrow

>>1026352
Your body had to sweat out all the grease.

>>1026354
just got a six pack of dab and two chiggen boigs

Why do JSP roasties still exist? Do they even get any jobs, or is it only Jeets that get jobs now? How much longer can they even keep going, or is the gravy train infinite?

>>1026357
the one who wanted my resume still hasn't acknowledged receipt of it 10 days later

will be a week tomorrow since APM sought, and received, feedback on my onboarding experience. no response to that either

If I could drop a wicked streamer in the dunny it would be Hassan Piker

>>1026362
Two whopper juniior please

I imagine how much grease 14 pizzas and a kfc bucket neet must have sweated out before he died. They'd have needed one of those grease tray cleaning trucks afterwards.

>>1026356
mm yeah sounds alright
I realised sipping the first few beers causes me sadness but downing them one shot really takes the edge off

>>1026359
You should do what monk does, and quit. Onwards and upwards. It's how he's gotten where he is today.

>>1026365
i like to shotgun them while driving fast

>>1026364
He died a hero.

>>1026366
tempted to apply for the job mouldy's lot advertised recently
applications closed yesterday, but i reckon a cheeky 23:00 PM in the night time application tonight might get a call back which I won't answer

the hardest part about getting back into interviews isn't the questions -- it's pretending like I actually give a shit about the other people, the organisation, or actually working

I was not made for work, a fundamental character trait that should've been acknowledged by myself and others when I was a teenager. I was made for a life of dignified repose and I intend to do my best at that.

>>1026369
Moldy was good value with his disappearing acts.

>>1026370
Just fake it until you make it!

What works best for inducing a food coma?

>>1026374
a whole roast turkey (30-35kg range)

still remember the time fatherbot and unclebot had to hacksaw the turkey nannabot had acquired one xmas before it would fit in the oven

>>1026377
dont be a fucktard

>>1026302
oh no, they've had to report on it now
https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/aussie-journo-shoved-to-the-ground-by-police-at-march-for-australia-rally-in-melbourne/news-story/efda9b0e82127a375b02f8b3b7633e0b

>>1026363
kek

>>1026375
Two please.

>>1026378
Can't fight nature

This is why people don't help the homeless

>>1026376
That's a real turkey.

>>1026320
Boromir was a useless git. Led Zeppelin don't mention him. Quod erat demonstrandum (that which was to be demonstrated).

>>1026381
alright, but I'm only getting the low fat ones for you neet, it's time you lost a bit of weight

>>1026386
You didn't demonstrate anything at all you retard.
Do you even into words?

>>1026388
LZ reference everything of importance from LOTR. To wit: Mordor, Gollum, Ring Wraiths, Galadriel, Misty Mountains, and Strider. Not mentioned in song? Not cannon.

QED.

>>1026390
How did you demonstrate that?
Answer: you didn't

>>1026392
I did. As Uncle Addy (PBUH) once wrote:
>There are certain truths which stand out so openly on the roadsides of life, as it were, that every passer-by may see them. Yet, because of their obviousness, the general run of people disregard such truths or at least they do not make them the object of any conscious knowledge.

Is there anythibg funnier than the retarded trying to sound smart?

By copying other prople
Lol

>>1026394
when the doctor is telling you the cancer is terminal

>>1026382
Interesting combination.

>>1026397
Don't encourage him.

Two completely misused latin quotes and an irrelevent hitler.
1/10
Must stop eating poo

>>1026374
For me it's schnitty burger with chibs and a 1.25 litre grape fanta.
after i had one i went home and passed out

Was solomons's temple the first central bank?

Kinda miss using QED at the end of mathematical proofs now I'm no longer a education poof.

>>1026401
Was his song the first porn and/or sex ed lesson?

>>1026400
the amount of sodium in some of those big soft drinks is worse than on the chibbs

>>1026404
wtf

read that high carb / high sugar diet leads to poor attention span and reduced cognitive functions

>>1026405
have a look at the label some time

>>1026404
Provide evidence for that claim please.

Might buy some pet turtles, feed them radioactive waste from my smoke detector, see where things go.

>>1026407
i might swap soda out for fruit juice next time. it has lots of sugar too but at least a bit better

>>1026406
low carb / high fat is best for brain function and one of the reasons primitive humans made the jump from monkeys

>>1026410
chilled water with a (fruit) tea bag would be better still

>>1026406
Most likely cause of my retardedness

>>1026367
Driving also helps but I digress
I'm doing about 200g/hommus a day in the drunken rage

>>1026414
>I'm doing about 200g/hommus a day in the drunken rage
i wonder if this is more or less than net-and-yoohoo does per day

>>1026406
It made me the NEET that I am today.

>>1026414
>200g/hommus a day
You are out of control.

>>1026418
it's all beanNEET's fault

>>1026382
MasterNEET

>>1026401
He took a loan out.

roommateberg crashing around drunk again smh

>>1026422
punch him on the nose

gm neets

>>1026424
good mafternoo neet

>>1026425
thank you, had a two hour nap, now my sleep will be screwed up this evening

Going to have Woolies party pies for dindins
it's only 3:30pm, but the urge to have an early dinner is high

>>1026423
i do the same thing pretty regularly tbf, so i'll just put up with it until he returns to his goonchamber

indiana neet and the chamber of goon

>>1026429
Harry Potter and his Chamber of Secrets

>>1026430
Hairy Poojeeta in my Chamber of Secrets

>>1026427
high time for hommus and lebanese bread
but I only have rye bread and it's not yet moldy enough to get high on

How cp spam got posted on this board?

>>1026434
No. Take your Wog Food elsewhere. I'm having Party Pies.

>>1026435
Did that happen today?

>>1026437
It's up right now.

>>1026438
I checked catalogue and some of this thread and couldn't find it.

All right. Not anymore.
I bet some NEETs whined enough so BO disabled stuff for them. This allowed the cp spam to get posted.
And I'm not talking about the one who spams ausneets specifically with various crap.

>>1026442
hmm. I didn't manually delete it. So either someone else did or it got caught by nekonuker which means it was a regular to this board.
Don't know.

>>1026444
who the hell is marvin? kek

>>1026445
Do you even use endchan?

Cp spam again.

>>1026446
torrent plz

marvin on a mad one

>>1026446
Vile.

I am downloading episode 3 of Lanterns. Is that other NEET still watching?

>>1026452
gracias

>>1026414
gth

>>1026430
Is it on this weekend?

>>1026449
Someone must be deleting it really fast.
I can't find a page that lists deleted posts anywhere.

>>1026448
>>1026449
need to irc please

>>1026458
You don't know where are the logs? Do you even endchan?
Home page, scroll down. Next to daily graphs.

Also on magra there is a board specific log on each board.

As a wise Russian philosopher said: learn the imagboard you sit on.

>>1026460
the link to logs is tiny.

>>1026463
A very human design

>>1026454
yes

>>1026463
>>1026464
The design is very human.
Very easy to use.

>>1026466
Thank you for requesting the changes that got implemented. Ausneets is basically at peace now because of it.

which bond film are we watching next?

>>1026468
From russia with love
starring kruski

>>1026469
I saw Krooski was in the moofie last night, true defoct.

>>1026470
Keks.

September 20th 2026:

>JobSeeker will go up $16.20 to $833.70 per fortnight for a single person without children.

>DSP: The highest rate for singles goes up by $36.80 to $1237.70 a fortnight.

>>1026473
>it's real
based

>>1026473
>it's not real
sad

>>1026473
>>1026474
Yes!

>>1026473
Cruisey messing with us again.

>>1026477
Picture unrelated?

>>1026473
It's called indexation. Happens twice per year every year.