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NEET General #1002 - Fat Fuckin Walrus Edition NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 05:34 [Preview] No. 1027121
Have you ever been cruelly insulted NEET?
Did you deserve it?
Was it me?

OLD: >>1026084
Edited last time by zestykittenneet on 09/02/2026 (Wed) 06:06.


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 05:35 [Preview] No.1027122 del
My A best A


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 05:35 [Preview] No.1027123 del
SA BEST WALRUS A


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 05:36 [Preview] No.1027124 del
I didn't do the old as a protest against ageism.


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 05:36 [Preview] No.1027125 del
>he didn't link the old thread


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 05:38 [Preview] No.1027126 del
>‘Rich Dad Poor Dad’ author in $1.7 billion debt


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 05:39 [Preview] No.1027127 del
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NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 05:46 [Preview] No.1027128 del
Bet those mongs are in the old thread waiting for a link.


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 05:46 [Preview] No.1027129 del
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I guess a tin of that is better than shooting up heroin.


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 05:48 [Preview] No.1027130 del
>>1027129
I wouldn't eat toilet tuna
Not even if the cans fully sealed


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 05:49 [Preview] No.1027131 del
>>1027128
kek, we left the mongs behind.


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 05:53 [Preview] No.1027132 del
>chopper will be here any minute now guys


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 05:57 [Preview] No.1027133 del
>>1027123
GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY OBSTACLE


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 05:58 [Preview] No.1027134 del
>>1027131
The retards will catch us eventually. Those with down's will turn up.


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 06:03 [Preview] No.1027135 del


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 06:06 [Preview] No.1027136 del
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Cruisey help we are lost


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 06:09 [Preview] No.1027137 del
Coconut cartel runs Australia now bitches.

https://x.com/News24Aust/status/2094988780386267375


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 06:11 [Preview] No.1027138 del
>>1027137
Your a coconut


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 06:12 [Preview] No.1027139 del
>>1027136
Is that grey thing Cruiseys penis?


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 06:13 [Preview] No.1027140 del
>>1027137
There are new shitter instances. Use those.
Tho not sure if they are as trustable as nitter was.


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 06:14 [Preview] No.1027141 del
>>1027140
I've been enjoying goyimx.com of late


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 06:17 [Preview] No.1027142 del
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Found out who's been stealing the bananas.


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 06:20 [Preview] No.1027144 del
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>>1027142
I dun goofed. I wanted just the reaction.


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 06:24 [Preview] No.1027147 del
>>1026941
Morning, fella.
>Baby Segal


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 06:32 [Preview] No.1027148 del
>>1027139
Too small


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 06:34 [Preview] No.1027149 del
>>1027130
>I wouldn't eat toilet tuna
Women. Not even once.


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 06:57 [Preview] No.1027150 del
>>1027142
He's a cheeky possum sometimes.


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 07:03 [Preview] No.1027151 del
might have the rest of my schnitty burger and chibs


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 07:05 [Preview] No.1027152 del
>>1027151
how did you not finish it the first time???


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 07:09 [Preview] No.1027153 del
>>1027152
They are huge. I only eat some chips and maybe half. It’s literally a whole schitzel in it


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 07:11 [Preview] No.1027154 del
Back home after another tumultuous day of bus and train rides. Watching teh sunset over Mt Dingleberry.


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 07:15 [Preview] No.1027155 del
>>1027154
Welcome home.


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 07:25 [Preview] No.1027156 del


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 07:25 [Preview] No.1027157 del
>>1027154
Did you visit the hospital?


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 07:31 [Preview] No.1027158 del
>when you can't even fit cruisey's schnitzel in your mouth


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 07:32 [Preview] No.1027159 del
>>1027158
I ordered Cruiseys schnitzel once and it was much smaller than advertised


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 07:38 [Preview] No.1027160 del
>>1027155
Thank you


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 07:40 [Preview] No.1027161 del
>>1027154
We thought you were homeless igay


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 07:41 [Preview] No.1027162 del
Gonna buy 400g of red (12gm) tobacco on friday for 100$ including postage.
>tobacco dealer is a woman, so you know i had to


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 07:43 [Preview] No.1027163 del
>>1027162
You must reply tits or gtfo do it


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 07:43 [Preview] No.1027164 del
>>1027162
Dob her in.


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 07:48 [Preview] No.1027165 del
>tfw no tobacco dealer gf


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 07:51 [Preview] No.1027166 del
Eggs for dinner


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 07:53 [Preview] No.1027167 del
>>1027166
a bakers dozen I hope


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 07:53 [Preview] No.1027168 del
>>1027165
Date a jeet foid that has a tobacco dealer brother


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 07:53 [Preview] No.1027169 del
>>1027167
The last four of this dozen expire on the 5th, the next dozen later this month


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 07:56 [Preview] No.1027170 del
I want chicken katsu but the foodhall is shut today


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 07:57 [Preview] No.1027171 del
I am a man in the world but not of the world


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 07:57 [Preview] No.1027172 del
have no idea when my eggs expire


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 07:57 [Preview] No.1027173 del
>>1027172
if they don't float they're alright


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 07:59 [Preview] No.1027174 del
>>1027173
much like poos


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 07:59 [Preview] No.1027175 del
>>1027172
Menopause


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 08:00 [Preview] No.1027176 del
>>1027173
Much like witches


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 08:07 [Preview] No.1027177 del
>>1027176
only if they weigh less than a fuck


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 08:08 [Preview] No.1027178 del
>>1027177
a duck.. dear me


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 08:08 [Preview] No.1027179 del
The design is very human.


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 08:09 [Preview] No.1027180 del
>>1027177
>>1027178
It is a sign NEET, you must fuck a slim witch


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 08:14 [Preview] No.1027181 del
>>1027179
I think that would keep me up all night.


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 08:15 [Preview] No.1027182 del
>>1027179
What is that white thing on his left?


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 08:19 [Preview] No.1027183 del
>>1027179
It is.

>>1027182
Looks like a tap.


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 08:20 [Preview] No.1027184 del
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This Saturday we're watching Assault on Precinct 13 on Endcorner.
At 7pm AE*T.


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 08:23 [Preview] No.1027185 del
>>1027184
I will be there. I have wanted to see this film for some time.


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 08:26 [Preview] No.1027186 del
>>1027184
This isn't Rad or one of the ones on my list last night...


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 08:27 [Preview] No.1027187 del
>>1027184
Have you shown this one many times?


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 08:28 [Preview] No.1027188 del
>>1027184
why is steve mcqueen on the poster when he wasn't even in this film?


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 08:30 [Preview] No.1027189 del
>>1027188
He's in the directors cut.


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 08:31 [Preview] No.1027190 del
>>1027181
Good question, could be hose so he can wash.


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 08:31 [Preview] No.1027191 del
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We should watch this
Called Trigger Happy in Australia


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 08:31 [Preview] No.1027192 del
>>1027180
I suppose you are right
no progress without sacrifice


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 08:31 [Preview] No.1027193 del
>>1027184
Fantastic. HP in America.


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 08:35 [Preview] No.1027194 del
>>1027184
>At 7pm AE*T.
A very human time system


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 08:44 [Preview] No.1027195 del
>>1027192
Just lie back and think of ausneets.


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 08:45 [Preview] No.1027196 del
>>1027185
Good.

>>1027186
It isn't.

>>1027187
Yes, last week.

>>1027188
This: >>1027189

>>1027191
We'll see.

>>1027193
Cool.

>>1027194
I got enough guessing if it's S or D.


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 08:46 [Preview] No.1027197 del
>>1027196
The NEETs from S love the D


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 08:51 [Preview] No.1027198 del
I found a youtube channel that recomended a bunch of anime like berserk.
downloading all of them. it's going to be good.


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 08:54 [Preview] No.1027199 del
forgot video

https://youtube.com/watch?v=E5DnmRXtaAk [Embed]


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 09:00 [Preview] No.1027200 del
Democracy manifest


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 09:07 [Preview] No.1027201 del
Totally cracked by stress. Can't cope.


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 09:11 [Preview] No.1027202 del


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 09:16 [Preview] No.1027203 del
>>1027188
it's austin stoker, bram's brother


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 09:16 [Preview] No.1027204 del
>>1027200
Inspiring.


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 09:18 [Preview] No.1027205 del
>>1027202
Nice one Dan.


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 09:19 [Preview] No.1027206 del


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 09:24 [Preview] No.1027207 del
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Got the last 2 Twin Peaks episodes tonight
Might get whusky to go with them


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 09:24 [Preview] No.1027208 del
Got snacks coming out the wazoo


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 09:25 [Preview] No.1027209 del
POOSNACKS!!!


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 09:26 [Preview] No.1027210 del
>>1027207
Enjoy neet.


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 09:27 [Preview] No.1027211 del
Bins are out.


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 09:30 [Preview] No.1027212 del
In bodycam footage of the search, officers can be seen digging through a paper bag full of fast food before coming across the meth-filled breakfast sandwich, which appeared to have a bite taken out of it.

https://globalnews.ca/news/12043506/meth-found-inside-mcmuffin-australia-mcdonalds/


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 09:31 [Preview] No.1027213 del
>>1027212
So that's why iga doesn't post here anymore today


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 09:34 [Preview] No.1027214 del
>>1027212
Extreme dolans


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 09:36 [Preview] No.1027215 del
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NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 09:37 [Preview] No.1027216 del
VLC player apparently has no way for me to make the side mouse buttons link to a hotkey function.


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 09:37 [Preview] No.1027217 del
>>1027216
Get monk to code it for you


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 09:38 [Preview] No.1027218 del
Cruisey posting foreign menus again.


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 09:40 [Preview] No.1027219 del
The only reason I still use VLC sometimes instead of MPC Classic is because VLC can boost the volume beyond 100% which is necessary if I want to hear some things with these shitty speakers.


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 09:40 [Preview] No.1027220 del
>>1027218
That was me
Breakfast on the go was the relevant bit


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 09:40 [Preview] No.1027221 del
>>1027219
I use it because I've always used it


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 09:42 [Preview] No.1027222 del
>>1027221
Give MPC a try. Much better.


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NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 09:44 [Preview] No.1027225 del
>>1027216
you can use autohotkey to proxy bind or mouse software to proxy bind it


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 09:44 [Preview] No.1027226 del
>>1027217
👆💯


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 09:45 [Preview] No.1027227 del
>>1027224
I am a creature of habit and autism


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 09:46 [Preview] No.1027228 del
>>1027225
I will look into this.


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 09:47 [Preview] No.1027229 del
Hey Cruisey you need to organise someone to chew Webers food for him


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 09:49 [Preview] No.1027230 del
>>1027220
How's business?


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 09:53 [Preview] No.1027231 del
Cruisey I am struggling with Ray Gun documentary, she said
>triggered


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 09:56 [Preview] No.1027232 del
Cruisey I have switched to the Garfield moofie


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 09:57 [Preview] No.1027233 del
>>1027232
He likes lasagne.


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 09:57 [Preview] No.1027234 del
>>1027233
That crazy cat.


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 09:59 [Preview] No.1027235 del
>>1027233
👆💯


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 10:11 [Preview] No.1027236 del
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>>1027231
I like a woman with a sense of humour.


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 10:17 [Preview] No.1027237 del
>>1027236
I switched on the scene when she started talking about break dancing being freeing of constraints like gender.


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 10:21 [Preview] No.1027238 del
Wish there was an exciting event happening like a cat.5 cyclone.


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 10:23 [Preview] No.1027239 del
>>1027238
If you live the cat 5 cyclone lifestyle you are your own natural disaster.


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 10:24 [Preview] No.1027240 del
Who put the cats in the cyclone?


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 10:25 [Preview] No.1027241 del
listening to rango

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Dru5GArIHYs [Embed]


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 10:26 [Preview] No.1027242 del
>>1027238
I only run CAT 6 cable.


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 10:27 [Preview] No.1027243 del
>>1027241
not a bad movie


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 10:32 [Preview] No.1027244 del
Nuro made John Romero his bitch once.


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 10:38 [Preview] No.1027245 del
In VtMB you have to kill zombies for the cemetery caretaker, Romero.


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 10:42 [Preview] No.1027246 del
Good night NEETs.


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 10:42 [Preview] No.1027247 del
>>1027244
I heard he prevented the outbreak before it happened.


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 10:42 [Preview] No.1027248 del
>>1027246
Good night


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 10:44 [Preview] No.1027249 del
>>1027246
Night fella.
She ain't an Attenborough I have to say.


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 10:45 [Preview] No.1027250 del
Fish&chips were near perfect
Crispy chips with just enough chiigen salt and a good strong flavour to the fish


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 10:48 [Preview] No.1027251 del
>>1027250
>strong flavour to the fish
that's not good?!


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 10:49 [Preview] No.1027252 del
>>1027251
Yes it is


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 10:55 [Preview] No.1027253 del
They never sell the healthy high in omega-3 fish types in fish and chips places


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 10:56 [Preview] No.1027254 del
Where does the day go neets? I have no idea. It always seems to be late evening, just before bed, the daylight hours just a fading dream.


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 10:56 [Preview] No.1027255 del
>>1027246
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 10:57 [Preview] No.1027256 del
>>1027250
Sounds nice.


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 10:58 [Preview] No.1027257 del
>>1027250
Sounds yummy.


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 10:59 [Preview] No.1027258 del
>>1027254
Like the sands through the hourglass


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 11:13 [Preview] No.1027259 del
>>1027254
have a banana


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 11:13 [Preview] No.1027260 del
>>1027246
gn pigde


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 11:14 [Preview] No.1027261 del
the flood gate is preventing our power level


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 11:16 [Preview] No.1027262 del
Wyndham Earl has entered the Black Lodge


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 11:22 [Preview] No.1027263 del
I have asked for no Twin Peaks spoilers.


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 11:23 [Preview] No.1027264 del
>>1027224
Fridge meme


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 11:24 [Preview] No.1027265 del
>>1027264
Possibly, but maybe not a positive enough message.


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 11:27 [Preview] No.1027266 del
>>1027263
Darth Vader is Lukes dad.


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 11:29 [Preview] No.1027267 del
Q. How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?
A. He felt his presents.


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 11:32 [Preview] No.1027268 del
>>1027263
It was fucking CANCELLED


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 11:44 [Preview] No.1027269 del
>>1027250
Yum. Did it have the silver skin?


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 11:45 [Preview] No.1027270 del
nothing good on youtube again, ffs


NEET 09/02/2026 (Wed) 11:45 [Preview] No.1027271 del
>>1027265
I dont get it.



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