SA best A

Ok I have finally had sex in the sims 2

>>1030141
That wasn't bad.

>>1030142
Do you need to add mods to do that?

>>1030143
I try my best

>>1030144
No but being a fat ugly autist I needed cheats enabled to have sex even in a video game.

>>1030145
In my experience you have about a 10% success rate.

>>1030149
>cheats enabled
That sounds like a form of rape.

>>1030150
💖

consult nuro weber u fat bitch

>>1030153
Those chicken gizzards have unbalanced you and turned you nasty again.

Will continue watching Sátántangó

>>1030149
Real autists wouldnt need cheat codes.

Illegal Fireworks going off again.

My BAS agent took me out for coffee and blessed me at the end.
Good pwople make me want to cry.

>>1030158
Fairly short too

>>1030159
You are blessed to have people like him in your life.

>>1030147
Thank you Contextjew.

>>1030161
I am.

>>1030155
I watched it in a week.

>>1030158
You forgot the running time.

>>1030148
Speaker factory warsaw.

>>1030146
That's not the real Tina.

Shouldn't be surprised that a two fiddy tub of roast veg taste like shid but I am.

>>1030153
Is this about emails Zesty?

>>1030147
original is best.

>>1030154
NEETs should not be eating such things.

>>1030154
Sorry I have been in a world of shit!

>>1030159
You are very blessed.

>>1030172
Lol wtf

>>1030164
It may take me months.

>>1030167
That's Sheena with a factory too!

Only a naked cuddle from Weber could heal my emotional wounds ..

>>1030177
Lucky bugger.

>>1030172
What is on at the community centre tonight?

>>1030172
Do you have any neighbours while camping there?

>>1030179
Saturday night is usually bingo night.

>>1030181
What do you win in Bingo?

Competition to see who can get the most skittles into Weber's open hole.

Cruisey was using maltesers.

>>1030184
Once?

>>1030182
A frozen chook.

>>1030186
Winner winner chicken dinner

>>1030185
I finished the family box.

>>1030182
It's binge-o.

>>1030189
I miss the days of buffets

>>1030191
I would not eat something that had touched that dirty counter.

Waddled down to the kebab shop to try a $10 sundae I've been wanting to try for a while. Dreadful. Full of ice and homebrand tier chocolate sauce. Also the poojeta who served me was hideous, with creepy black nails totally inappropriate for a public facing food service job. I'll know better next time. Stick to ice creams from specialist ice cream places, or maccas.

>>1030190
RE-OPEN SIZZLERS!

>>1030194
👆💯

>>1030193
We live and we learn.

>>1030194
Craving the parmesan cheese toast.

>>1030196
At least I had a saturday night adventure involving a kebab store.

>>1030198
Did you encounter any rowdy normies out there?

>>1030199
there were some normies milling about, but they weren't really rowdy

>>1030193
Kebab store owners use the cheapest ingredients they can get their hands on and only employ family members. It's like if the more degenerate nameneets opened a restaurant together

Diet wagon for me tomorrow, this time I'm determined to make it work.

>>1030202
You can do it neeto

>>1030201
I've never actually been to one before, I should've known better.

On reflection if the main customers are people too drunk to make good decisions about where to eat, maybe they're not great places to visit.

>>1030202
Sounds do-able.

>>1030201
It would be like get a happy ending with every deluxe kebab.

>>1030207
Your white sauce would go everywhere

Good night NEETs.

>>1030209
Night fella.
That pidge really ties the household together.

>>1030209
Good night Pidge. xx

>>1030169
that was another guy, but yes i sent you another one.

why do chinese bitches have to be so hard to get? i just want a panty shot or a nipple through the shirt, FFS

Noticed the inside of the lid for my cold brew coffee jar has been painted, and some of the paint has come off from scratching the glass jar. Not happy about this. Don't want to consume paint. Might go to ikea to see if they have any better jars.

>>1030213
Do not send her any money.

>>1030214
Get stainless steel.

>>1030215
Fifo would have gotten her to send him her family's life savings by now, then ghosted her. Monk is such a simp.

>>1030215
shes a fucking peptides dealer bro. my dr pajeet said hed give me ozempic but where am i gonna get the other ones?

>>1030217
FIFO sent some foreign monkey thousands of dollars. She only sent a tiny proportion back.
It upsets me. Don't let yourself be scammed NEETs.

>>1030213
Send her a suitcase of dongs.

>>1030220
I only want to give her one dong mate, and it's mine, okay? i need to hear my women moan

90% of youtube videos about the sims are made by women, the other 10% by gay guys. Very annoying. I've been spoiled by tech videos which are mostly intelligent nerdy white guys.

>>1030221
"She" already has a dong.

There might be a woman posting on this board.

>>1030222
The Sims is about people and only women care about people

>>1030223
your spoiling my fantasy you little gay boong. you're probably right but still a faggot

>>1030228
Poor little dude.

>>1030229
yeah posso fell on hard times after the meth binge

>>1030228
Hot Possum nudes

>>1030228
all tuckered out after a big night on the garlic bread and jaeger bombs

>>1030223
That's a man.

>>1030227
Thanks Trev.

>>1030228
He does that every weekend.

Are possums intelligent enough to be trained as assistance animals?

>>1030236
Possums are spergs in animal form

>>1030236
They can assist you feeding themselves.

Might go get a big mac or some kfc

>>1030239
15 pieces of original recipe for me please, and some popcorn chicken for my assistance animal.

>>1030240
I’ll get him some garlic bread from the pixxa place too. Why not. Looks like he needs it

>>1030228
Looks like he took it raw this time.

>>1030240
>some popcorn chicken for my assistance animal
You'll be taking him out with the squirts all night.

>>1030242
Who raped posso? Was it NK?

I watched Terminator 3: rise of the Machines (2003).
This is not a great film but it is not quite as bad as many people say.
Older John Connor is miscast and played incorrectly. He should not have been so detached and ironic.
This was the first of the franchises which was ruined by sequels which were in awe of the originals and therefore could not take themselves seriously and instead come across as sort of parodies of the originals. Too much fan service and winks at the audience.
Many such cases now.

>>1030244
It was self rape and then he staged the scene.

>>1030246
kek

had 2/3rds a big mac and 6 nuggets and drove home. on the way some fuck wit had his high beams up my ass so i stopped and blared my horn when he when past. he probably shit himself the cunt

>>1030248
>high beams up my ass
It is really annoying. And these days many of the regular headlights are too bright too.
I have dim old yellow ones and that is how it is meant to be.

>>1030249
i tried changing lanes to get away from him but the cunt changed into the lane behind me each time. fucking bitch man

>>1030249
>dim old yellow ones
Most of Cruisey's tuggers.

>>1030250
This sort of negative behaviour seems to be becoming more common.
Makes me not want to go out so much now.

>>1030245
>fan service
Hope it's not Arnie.

<you grandfather sounds like a big figure in your life
>yeah i learnt a lot from him
<wow, it sounds like you really loved your grandfather
>what? fuck no. I learnt don't do anything the fuck he did
>he was a terrible cunt!

4am jokes. can't sleep so youse get a joke

awake too early again, need to go back to sleep

>>1030254
What's the difference between sin and crime?
Lust is a sin but stopping is a crime

Why do women fake orgasm?
The think men care.

Another day of nothingness begins

>>1030259
Do something instead.

It's falling out of me.

Went to Noodle Box, and didn't leave a tip. That's for pearl harbor, nigga! #RealNigga #NeverForget #911

>>1030262
November was a tragic time for many.

a little bit blowfish

gm

my friend who found imageboards in 2016 is trying to call me a newfag

>>1030259
no bus rides?

GMN AusNEETs. God willing, you are well.

>>1030268
who the fuck are you?

>>1030157
You sound fun...

>>1030269
Toothpaste? I will change flags.

>>1030265
GMN.

>>1030268
GMN.

>>1030266
Tell him to buy a GOLD pass.

>>1030266
Tell him only newfriends call people fags.

>>1030268
Bok bok nip bro

You know there's still plenty of time to gwt ready for church.

>>1030276
Interesting thing about the Singapore proxy is it bans porn. I quite like it when proton VPN blesses me with it

>>1030278
>Singapore proxy is it bans porn
So does Australia on some sites without age verification.

>>1030279
Hope we start executing litterbugs.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=gprhXOVyRrY [Embed]

Thinking about Mongk

Rain.

Two coffees and two bacon cheese pies down the hatch. Great day here. Can’t upload fucking image

Been awake for 20 minutes. Avoided any junk food binges so far.

>>1030280
I would rather start with ai devlopers.

>>1030285
20 minutes is far too long. You need to break the cycle

>>1030280
We need a strong leader like Joslin McCormick to implement these changes.

>>1030281
Looks ominous.

>>1030284
Peaceful.

>>1030281
Not bad, will continue listening to.

>>1030281
Wherever you go, there you are

>>1030277
Church starts in an hour
I will have a coffee beforehand so I am amplified when hearing about jesus

>>1030277
I already have the torrents lined up and a lot of Sim City 3000 to play today. Very important.

>>1030284
Beautiful day.

>>1030284
A nice day ahead.

Headbanging to op ivy. Whered the years go bros.

>>1030294
i heard the recent-ish cities skylines or whatever, the spiritual successor to sim city is pretty good. haven't played it though

>>1030296
you'll get coraline, if you're lucky

im getting thirsty but i dont know what to drink to hydrate. water is just so nothing

>>1030302
have some orange juice

>>1030284
Beautiful.

>>1030304
Beautiful.

Might go to defcon this year. See if webby wants to come, he needs to get out of the house.

>>1030307
I need consular approval to enter the USA. Don't want to discuss it.

>>1030309
The drink driving conviction.

>>1030304
Real life.

>>1030310
Too many casual racisms while buying breakfast at donalds get a man put on the terrorist hate watchlist.

>>1030300
I enjoy the simple mechanics of Sim City 3000.

>>1030313
I agree. I like what I'm familiar with. I can't get into anything new.

I cut a glory hole in the backyard fence so the neighbours dog can lick the peanut butter of my penis.

>>1030316
>of my
u have a porblem

>>1030314
kek. was that you? that ban is a medal of honor.

>>1030318
not me
it has been doing the rounds for a couple of years

>>1030319
i got banned off 4chan for posting this on a sfw board last night

>>1030320
They were right to ban you.

My neibour still thinks I have a dog

>>1030321
kek

>>1030322
does someone at your place sometimes make barking noises when you put it in ?

>>1030284
I slept on that bench last night.

Anyone follow her on socials? Or have her nudes?

>>1030326
did she post on here?

>>1030326
I don't think we want to be having this discussion

>>1030325
Good sleep?

>>1030325
Comfy?

I just got an erection in public
buying coffee at the mall cafe
the cafe girl is very lovely

>>1030331
that is SO gay

>>1030267
Currently on bus no.4

>>1030332
The cafe girl is a real girl

>>1030331
try to chat her up and be interested in her answers and smile and don't forget to be retarded. you don't want to look back and regret you never tried.

>>1030334
How can you be certain? I heard she worked at Jaycar before that.

>>1030333
hopefully bus #5 runs over a pedophile or two

>>1030262
This ain't America you dumb nigga.

I liked the old busses where you could open the window to take a shit.

>>1030335
That is some advice I want to do
maybe if I see her again
I'll try to become familiar
Thx neet

>>1030339
I used to shit on the turntable and clap when it smeared as the bus went around a tight bend.

I always feel like I'm a character in the sims when I go to ikea. And the food there is terrible, probably because it's swedish, but I will be going back one more time to try the cured salmon. Got a new, 1.5l jar for cold brewing coffee. No paint, just natural rubber, glass and stainless steel.

>>1030342
even their normie meals like battered fish and chips is shit

>>1030343
It used to be good value, and the cafe was full of boomers looking for cheap bland food. But now inflation has hit and the food is just expensive and bland.

might schnitty burger but cbf driving into town

Garn Maroochydore plaza. A shopping centre. Not a fucking mall.

>>1030322
Well bantered

aldi's vegetables are quite a bit good. lettuce tomato onion beetroot is all very nice. would recommend

>>1030331
All those dirty cum hungry sluts want your cock even more than you want their tender little shiny pink dripping cunts. You think they look like that in public without knowing every man looks at those leggings and wants to rip them apart. Make eye contact while thinking about them choking and spluttering on you. They love it.

>>1030335
Look at her collarbone and think about biting her neck.

>>1030336
She might have had a dick then.

>>1030342
It would improve all our lives if it was all automated. Own nothing. Be happy. Cranberry sauce on mine please.

>>1030352
>Cranberry
You will drink elderflower and lingonberry syrup and be happy.

my dream last night i was trying to escape like truman show and was in a chicks car, she was pretty hot and she was like i have a dick too and i was like meh, could be worse. woke up with a hard on

>>1030354
Very interesting

Fighting with the misso all weekend. Thank God she's at work today so I'm drinking goon. Walk of shame on the busy road with the cask and my grotty trackies on. I walked there twice last night and fuck me the same cunt was working there this morning.
She's trying to bait me into hitting her so she can call the cops. Has been just repeating everything I say, following me around the house, sitting on the bed when I'm tryna lay on it, just being annoying. Honestly domestic violence is actually so based and its a travesty you're not allowed to smack a bitch sometimes. They need it and actually like it. Women are just tall children and sometimes you need to discipline them when they act up. Feel like this is a kind of foundational tenant of society that we've lost with the rise of HR roasties. Poses a civilisational etc. God I hate women

Going to buy the astra gpt and get it to fix everything

>>1030356
You love them, they jusy need to learn how to appreciate that you love them.

just remembered cruisey told me how young weber found a massive gummy worm under his mums bed and it did not taste nice

>>1030357
It burns through tokens very fast on the Medium one if you aren't using it correctly like me.

>>1030356
if you want to keep her it would be wise to at least pretend to listen (you dont have to care about her shit, she just has to think you do)
then do some nice things for her that make her feel special
or if she's not worth it fuck her off

>>1030356
>Has been just repeating everything I say, following me around the house,
She is mogging you bad. Absolutely based.

>>1030361
I can't fuck her off yet because I can't afford the fucking rent because I'm stuck in a fucking low skilled part time pajeet wage slave job FUCK

Yet another prolapsed kind of day 😮‍💨

>>1030356
Beat her to get her back in line

>>1030363
I'd give advice but i'm too hung over

I'd give advice but i'm too well hung

This is the life I chose. This is what happens to young guys who drink beer in their bedroom while Going On The Computer
It's over. It's actually over. I failed and I lost. I am being raped daily.

>>1030363
>I'm stuck in a fucking low skilled part time pajeet wage slave job FUCK
You love the structure!

>>1030367
Lying doesn't look good on you

Weber once told me the proof was in the pudding. But then ate it before I had a chance to look.

>>1030368
>I am being raped daily.
At least you're getting some.

>>1030372
He needed it!

It's funny when recruiters make two demands and justify this by claiming one is a perk.
I guess it costs them nothing to try

>>1030368
You can change things neet
sign up for a Tafe course

Kicked my foot late lastnight, can't get my shoe on because of the pain even ugg boots are too painful, think I may have broken my little toe.

>>1030377
pinky deda

Cruisey Astra Max is burning through tokens to debug

>>1030377
That does not look good NEET. I hope it feels better soon.

feel a bit bored. might go get takeaway food

>>1030379
cruisey i want a free sub on NDIS and share it with the boys

>>1030382
Four minutes of running has burned through at least 23% of the current five hour windows.

>>1030377
Looks broken. Go to the doctor.

>>1030381
yeah neet
I'm going to get some chocolate

>>1030385
big block of whittakers for me please, hokey pokey if they've got it

might get a scnhitty burger and some soda to wash it down

>>1030386
Alright neet you got it
Hokey pokey Whittaker's it is
I'm getting a Cadbury hazelnut myself

>>1030388
>I'm getting a Cadbury hazelnut
Treat yourself to something better please NEET. You're worth it.

>>1030381
Get me a bucket of KFC please, I heard it is good for broken toes.

>>1030389
Alrighty I'll have a look
Maybe a Darrell Lea rocky road
thx neet

What's the difference between erotic and perverted?
It's erotic if you use a feather and perverted if a whole chicken

>>1030377
Go to doctor. Or call an ambulance if you can't walk.

>>1030392
Save me some chippies please.

>>1030396
Good morning.

>>1030397
No movies. Today I stream sumo later (it will be night on the Australia), and I have a lot to do as well this nice Sunday.
I hope it was a pleasant weekend.

Just wanna fucken go down to the local RSL and meet some blokes, have some smokes, play the pokes and get some free cokes mate

>>1030400
uh okaydokes?

Potato and pasta for dinner

>>1030360
Made it do summaries of all the files and emails and used voice chat to tell it stuff
Exhausting

>>1030377
That is no good
Do you have goon or drugs

>>1030379
Whats that nwan

>>1030392
Yes

>>1030393
Heh