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I'll start us off here:
>The little man hands you a sheet of paper and stands watching as you read the typewritten message it contains:
>Dear INSTANT MILLIONAIRE:
>I am handing over to you as grand-prize winner the sum of one million dollars. You must abide by the following rules:
>1. You have one month to spend all of the money.
>2. You must spend it yourself. No one else can help you.
>3. If you manage to spend the million dollars within one month, you shall receive five million dollars more. You may do whatever you please with this five million.
>4. You cannot gamble with the money or use it in any illegal manner.
>5. You can give the money away - but not to anyone you know.
>6. If you cannot spend or give away the million dollars in one month, you must return all unspent money to me. And you forfeit the additional five million.
>You struggle to read the signature at the bottom of the page, but you can't make it out.
>"Will you agree to these rules?" the little man asks.
You get that neets? All we have to do to win $5 million is spend $1 million. Should be easy for lazy wastrels like us.