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>"How big is this town?" you ask.
>"About 30,000 people, I guess, " Uncle Clyde replies. "Give or take 30,000 or so."
>"Great!" you cry. "I'm going to throw a party for everyone in town! The biggest party ever given. A million dollar celebration!"
>"Well...you'd better vacuum the living room if you're gonna invite 30,000 people over!" Uncle Clyde suggests, still concentrating on his sandwich.
>"I'll get rid of the million dollars and everyone will have the time of their lives!"
>"Too hard," your uncle says. "Too complicated. Go buy jewels. Buy cars. Buy stuff like that. Spend the million the easy way. Then throw your party to celebrate."
>"Hmmmm...I'm a little worried about you, Uncle Clyde. You're beginning to make sense!"
>Which idea is better? Go buy jewels, cars, and expensive items? Or throw a million dollar party for your whole town?

>If you choose to go buy expensive stuff, turn to PAGE 22.
>If you to choose to have the big party, turn PAGE 72.
This choice was meant to be about spending money on ourselves - throwing a party for other people sounds like giving money away, but maybe that's why I never have any friends or parties. What do we choose neets?