SA BEST A

Cruisey I am thinking of you and wish you all the best with this situation you are in.
Stay strong you can get through it.

>>1021876
Night fella.

>>1021868
Night to you too.

>>1021900
>>1021899
>>1021898
gn pidge

I butterflied a free range chicken and have left it uncovered in the fridge on a rack to dry brine.

>>1021902
how will you season it?

>>1021903
I will make gravy from the pan juices.

woke up, more nightmares

going to fix my life up tomorrow

hungry for chicken and gravy now, although if i had some I would just binge

Should've just ignored the nightmares and gone back to sleep.

Haven't changed the way i dress in 15 years. Starting to look like one of those fiends who walks around in hoodies and vans in his 40s

>>1021911
can i have my jumper cables back? they weren't even the copper ones

>>1021906
Sounds do-able.

It's falling out of me.

gm neets, surprisingly good sleep, maybe all that cleaning accomplished something

Digestive system rejected acidic pasda. Foul gas. Woke up at 5am, had to move to another room. May have to sleep with a gas mask.

>>1021917
GMN. You did do well.

>>1021918
Wear a doomsday suit to be safe.

harrumph

STILL no Cruisey update.

>>1021920
i worry that i smell this terrible but i don't know it but everyone else does

>>1021922
he's probably in jail by now

>>1021924
we need to break him out

https://youtube.com/watch?v=DBdYGCBdqhk [Embed]
critical drinker is critical of lanterns

>>1021926
he is rarely complimentary of anything

>>1021927
is there much to be complimentary of these days?

>>1021925
Again!?

>>1021928
I yearn for a MonkAI future, especially after the recent investment in it. Greatness is around the corner!

gonna have some coffee then once full of coffee i'm going to make some plans

Horrible weather

need to go to officeworks, big w, harris scarfe, and yd.

I think I will be adding terry davis to my dungeons and downies doom mod

>>1021933
YD?

>>1021935
yes

garn bakery to get some banana and walnut bread for morning tea, would you neets like anything? My treat

christian bale is based

>>1021937
Glass of water please.

Good morning NEETs.

>>1021938
>hollyjew jew creates private out of the way place to take "missing kids"
yep totally based

>>1021933
returned
having a mondster
when I was in woolies there was a guy exiting the self serve section with a backpack on screaming "leave me the fuck alone" at the employee

>>1021942
Poor BusNEET.

>>1021942
It is unfair to make the employees act as security guards.
If they want to catch people stealing they should monitor the cameras in the store and notify trained security guards or the police if they see a theft.

>>1021942
>returned
What did you buy?

>>1021944
not only that, woolies will throw them under the bus if there was legal action as a result of a false accusation, or if they physically stand up for themselves when being assaulted

>>1021945
I collected a white pocket square from yd., two Bonds singlets from Harris Scarfe, and two cans of mondster from Woolies. I looked at the autism shoes at Big W, and printed a copy of my resume at Office Works.

>>1021947
>and printed a copy of my resume at Office Works
You will be able to use the printer at APM from now on.

>>1021948
I do not trust them with my PII or USB data.

>>1021949
>PII or USB data
I don't know what that is and I'm confident they won't either.

>>1021950
PII = Personally Identifiable Information
USB data = the files (eg a resume) on my thumb drive

I thought someone was using a whipper snipper outside, it turns out it is a remote control car.

>>1021940
morn

Weber I will give you some info on how these job network places work.
The most important thing to understand is that they will play no role in getting you a job.
They will not find a job for you. You are going to have to do that yourself.
They are just there as a support role, to help you get your resume into shape and maybe to help pay for anything you need to get you in a better position to find yourself a job.

I just thought I would say that to you in case you go in thinking that this guy you are going to deal with there is going to be finding a job for you. He won't. He won't even try.
That is just how it all works.
Good luck with your appointment today.

>>1021941
he's welsh not jewish

>>1021955
Thank you, but I already knew that.
They will also make the resume worse. I have experienced it once before with Mission Australia.
They also wont pay $3k+ for additional cyber certifications.

Also, as I said yesterday: >>1021741
If I was to accept some role they offered, I'd be stuck there forever, never able to attend an interview during work hours for something better.

>>1021957
>They also wont pay $3k+
Probably not but ask how much they would be willing to pay. See if you can get them to buy you some shoes.

>>1021959
>See if you can get them to buy you some shoes.
I wonder whether they prefer Big W, Target, or Harris Scarfe for the $1000 Oxfords?

>>1021961
Do not just focus on the negative reviews. There are more positive ones than negative.

going to have kfc for depressed lonch

>>1021963
me too - have you tried the loaded fries?

>>1021964
no, just getting a zinger stacker combo large

bought some more, longer, 120cm shoelaces. These actually fit my sneakers, but they're bright white and my sneakers are brown and it looks absurd. I think god that I'm an autistic retard with no fashion sense or interest in how others perceive me. Hopefully they'll get dirty and dull soon enough

>>1021955
>job placement agencies play no role in getting you a job
Boy I'm sure glad our tax dollars are being well spent

>>1021966
that's a normal colour pairing, neet

>>1021967
look into rudd's wife and how she got mega rich with government contracts for employment services

>>1021965
I'm thinking a crispy pork roll from the gooks.

>>1021970
i have consumed the stacker combo

I had two bananas and now can't find them. they have disappeared. I know I didn't eat them.
The only thing I can think of is that maybe I accidentally threw them in the bin.

I am very bothered by those missing bananas.
I am tempted to look in the bin for them but the bins are out on the street.

>>1021974
I reckon Cruisey stole them.

>>1021974
I forgot to mention neet, a homeless guy came by before and went through the bin and took your bananas. I imagine he's going to resell them and use the money to buy dexies off the dark web

>>1021972
Maybe you had a visit from a certain marsupial during the night.

>>1021971
How were the chips?

>>1021979
Pretty good actually. Hot and crispy. They put the extra salt on like I axed.

>>1021980
>Hot and crispy
we should take some to cruisey when we visit him in prison

>>1021978
He's always watching.

>>1021984
He watches me every time I wank. It gets creepy when he makes long unbroken eye contact, but not so creepy that I close the curtains.

>>1021985
It's a territorial challenge. You have to maintain unblinking eye contact and aggressively masturbate until he knows he's the beta and scurries away

>>1021989
We still don't know what got snipped off of Glen.

I keep thinking about that parking fine I got.
I have not heard back from them after I posted my review request in.
I have a bad feeling they are going to fuck me over.
I am NOT paying someone else's parking fine just because their AI can't read a number plate correctly.
Keep picturing some Pajeet in charge of doing the review.

Back in the shitty. Need outta this Hell.

>>1021991
they'll just be slow
australia post takes 3 weeks each way for letters

>>1021989
He's a sexual deviant who gets off teasing us.

Might give Uber Eats a try tonight. The Colonel is calling.

>>1021994
you enjoy it, you little hussy

I went out and looked in the bin. The bananas weren't there.
There was just one empty banana peel. I ate the smallest of the three bananas I had. There were two more that I put on the table.
Where are they?

update on monkAI
Got advice from an anon. He said to do some nerd optimisations shit.
I made claude do it. Now my qwen 3 coder went from like 16 tokens a second to 170 a second and uses like half the amount of tokens it was using before.
Based and redpilled.

>>1021998
Someone is stealing your bananas.

>>1021999
Good work neet, not that I know what any of that means.

>>1022001
I whipped clanker nigger bot. now it works faster and harder for MASSA (Me)

>>1021998
Saw a guy walking down the street earlir carrying nothing but 2 bananas in each hand. Tried to take a pic but too many people in the way.

>>1022004
Have they given you an explanation for the delay?

>>1022006
Is there a reception desk?

come home /ausneets/
https://forevervirg.in/

might have a cheeky chocolate. Might even have a cheeky coke

>>1022006
I hope they at least acknowledged the traditional owners of this country

>>1022010
kek

Had a lunchtime nap, just 20 minutes, but feel much perkier now

>>1022012
You cheeks have a nice healthy glow to them.

>>1022012
Your tits look amazing!

Worried about Webby causing a scene in the job office.