>>1020805
>>1020826
lol

>>1020808
She has everything. She is insane.

>>1020835
MonkAI is grasp.

>>1020849
Just.

Coke and a smoke to break the fast. Wonder what mischief I'll get into today?

>>1020854
As long as you do it with a smile, approved!

The situation is once again fucked

>>1020856
She'll be roight

Stale naan bread for 2nd brekky

>>1020858
What about third breakfast?

GMNs!

SAPN cut the power to my house in Lizbef 4 separate times overnight and texted me each time the power went off or came back. Absolutely fucked my sleep.

>>1020859
Vodka

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Well then how am I meant to sign-up?

>>1020869
Horton? No!

It's falling out of me.

>>1020872
I wanna pat the doggo

>>1020873
What about a go of the wheelchair?

>>1020874
Is it still available?

>>1020875
I doubt it.

>>1020852
don't care for the way you can get stuck in the auld thread. 4 hours i was stuck there

>>1020876
:-(

>>1020877
Beautiful smile.

gm neets

Could go a bacon sandwich

>>1020880
GMN.

severely depressed, surely a nice junk food binge would cheer me up

>>1020860
I wonder if Tina has low mileage.

>>1020864
In hindsight it may have been better to snooze the texts after the first one, or second one, or third one.

>>1020881
It would make a good breakky.

>>1020884
Possible she only loves engines in her factory.

Good morning NEETs.

>>1020854
>>1020863
>>1020871
>>1020880
>>1020883
Good morning.

>>1020888
GMN!

>>1020888
gm, neet, the only way we can find true healing is by reaching atlantis in that choose your own adventure book

>>1020890
I don't think Atlantis even existed.

>>1020883
If you start the binge and never stop then you will never be unhappy again.

walked sweaty
did another government employment survey for a $10 voucher
getting paid to troll is good

>>1020893
Do you think Joslin will get the jerb?

>>1020894
depending on how true they are to their word about privacy, she might be getting a visit

>>1020893
I hope Sweaty behaved herself.
How is Motherbat today?

>>1020896
She did.
Motherbat is fine. Talking too much.

3rd bus of the morning. This one thankfully has phone charging ports.

>>1020898
Fast charging?

>>1020898
Do you take everything with you, or leave it stashed somewhere?

>>1020893
Wait what the fuck? I want to do those

Stuck in the old thread ffs. I got so fucked up last night. If a woman was near me i would have raped her no doubt.
There’s something wrong with me
Might get a coffee and see what the fuck i did with monkai
I ran out of claude and was raging because i had to use chatgpt

>>1020902
The coupon hasn't come through yet. Last time I did one it was instant.

>>1020904
10$ is like three coffees. How do i get onto them? Or is another one of cruiseys trolls

>>1020903
>If a woman was near me i would have raped her no doubt.
What a ridiculous thing to say.

>>1020905
It isn't redeemable for cash. It'll be for a range of stores if it was like the last one.

>>1020907
i think Monk gets drunk to the point he surrenders free will (based). its called spirits for a reason

>>1020909
I don't think that is Monk.

>>1020910
😸

monkai is live and uncensored
no idea why the URL is that, that's just the cloudflare tunnel thing

https://portraits-uses-statement-humanitarian.trycloudflare.com/

At some street market thing, being tortured with the delicious smells of all the food stalls.

>>1020913
why dont you just steal some food

>>1020914
Gotta pay to play, and I'm not a nigga.

>>1020915
1kg paprika please.

>>1020915
aren't you hoboNEET? why don't you just go around telling them you're homeless and maybe they'll give you free food

>>1020912
What are the specs for the machine, it was pretty fast?

got petrol went through car wash got subway got cider drove home at subway

>>1020919
Sometimes I wish I lived at Subway

>>1020920
because they have girls there?

>>1020921
It's cheaper to pay rent in footlongs and survive entirely on whatever falls out of the salad bar.

>>1020922
>survive entirely on whatever falls out of the salad bar
Better off starving to death.

when is quentin tarantino going to make kill bill 3?

Dad's already on his third wank

>>1020925
and what of the dog?

>>1020918
7800x3d
64gb ddr5 6000mhz
nvidia 3090 24gb
model is qwen3-abliterated:14b

you can get a 3090 for like 900$ but the ram is retardedly priced now. it's like 1600$ for 64gb now

Awake, asleep, awake, severely depressed

>>1020926
Dogs laying deflated on the couch, bone dry dog.

>>1020899
Yes, now I can watch a movie tonight.

>>1020901
I got a few spots to store stuff

>>1020929
lucky bugger
cruisey left me like that just once

gonna go for a walk in the sunshine, maybe it'll cheer me up

>>1020924
didn't he say he quit film making forever? i enjoyed the kill bills a lot. maybe that lad who watches the james bonds can give us his opinion on them when he runs out of bonds

>>1020928
I can relate

>>1020931
not even a reach around?

for some reason i magically had an audio recorder extension installed and recording audio for like 12 hours. either i got so boonged i for some reason decided to record myself or someone hacked me

>>1020935
he wanked me off until i was a mere husk of a neet

>>1020932
Enjoy!

>>1020927
Impressive. It was very fast when I used it.

>>1020930
>Yes, now I can watch a movie tonight.
Good work NEET.

>>1020936
Were hosting the MonkAI instance?

>>1020941
yeah but on another machine

What's the nearest thing to barbecue if you don't own a barbecue? Do any places sell barbecue like meat?

>>1020943
you can use a portable gas stove

>>1020942
Can they pivot from that machine to the other machine (i.e., ssh, ftp, RDP) in your network?

>>1020943
kebab shops sell charcoal grilled lamb, chiggen, and mince skewers with or without bread/rice/salad

>>1020945
probably. im not a cybersec

>>1020947
me either

>>1020948
please stop hacking me

>>1020947
Run a nmap scan from MonkAI to the other machine, see what's open and let MonkAI review and guide your nmap scans.

MonkAI could review Event viewer if it's windows.

>>1020943
get some mesh and cook over an open fire.

>>1020933
He has stated that he will retire after making 10 films. I'm not even sure what number he's up to now.

>>1020950
not using microshart at the moment. only on a dual boot sometimes for games

>>1020952
he's already made 10 at least

should have gotten schnitzel & chips for lonch iinted ofo subwy

>>1020954
He could make a third kill bill movie and it wouldn't count because it would just be the third part of one movie

>>1020956
he should make star wars harry potter lotr crossover

>>1020958
Puddle of coconut water on the carpet.

>>1020957
At one stage there was talk of him doing a Star Trek moofie.

>>1020955
Last time I went they didn't even nuke the bacon.

>>1020960
Sounds wild.

>>1020973
jF&C or subway?

Cruisey I ordered two (2) M6 x 40mm nylon bolts with nuts and washers.

>>1020931
A dry dog is only bad when you wake up for breakfast and someone's already drained him out.

>>1020960
tarantino said he would only direct it if they could get nuro to play captain kirk - and no studio could afford that

>>1020977
is dog a code word for something?

>>1020979
We use dog for cat on this board.

>>1020980
then what is possum code word for?

having a second lunch

>>1020981
You are not high up enough to know that.

>>1020982
What is on the menu?

>>1020976
Not another dangerous sex toy neet. Remember what happened with the last one and how we had to drive you to hospital.

>>1020975
Subway

>>1020984
some chicken breast with rice - I was going to get some kfc, but decided one of my feedpacks would be healthier

Bus no.4

>>1020986
you should have got the shnitty pack at jf&c

Craving a coke zero and a smoke something fierce!

>>1020990
you could use one

had a wank and it was nice 😊

@monk whats a good hangover cure please

>>1020983
I'll have to consult nuro on this oh wait he's banned

Beef is cheap, going for boigs,bouritous, meatballs

Reject smoke. Embrace coke

might embrace goblincore

This is a gnomecore board
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8M7pL6ucR9A [Embed]

had a nap and now i feel frisky

Got baked beans and a soup for dinner. Bus no.5

>>1021000
You are having many adventures travelling NEET.

>>1021003
har har

Bad home neets decided to park every stolen car they could find here last night, in some kind of general amnesty, or as a joke.

Now when 15 police cars try to raid the block they won't have anywhere to park. Genius. Nobody will be able to put their wheelie bins out. Nefarious. They can hold a stolen car auction. Entrepreneurial.

might have a nap

>>1021005
It is just lucky they didn't burn them all.

Some of you NEETs might benefit from this sort of thing.

>>1021009
Hello NEET. What are you up to?

>>1021007
They've got plates and weren't stripped, so it's almost like they're trying to return them.

That or it was a car thief's birthday and everyone turned up in a stolen car for a laugh. Bizarre phenomenon.

>>1021008
Interesting article, thank you.

>>1021013
People wanting these luxury items they'll never get their hands on. It's pretty sad actually.

Weber

>>1021008
tl;dr post as a tiktok vid

>>1021018
A mysterious post 994376

>>1020915
Nice they even have a CoA. What did you have?

>>1021018
Cook me some snags please.

>>1021016
But if they could not afford them or not appreciate if overspending, I see the benefit from that angle. If it doesn't arrive, they could always order it again.

>>1020860
>>1020861
Fun contrast. I wonder if he watches TiNa's feed.

>>1020862
>2800W
Nice.

>>1020884
It's Asian mileage.

Malagee.

>>1021024
Buy nothing, get nothing. But what's their refund policy?

Bus. Number. Six.

Last one for the day.

>>1021028
>Bus
NEET... 😔

>>1021029
It's a good thing I no longer get motion sickness.

>>1021025
>I wonder if he watches TiNa's feed
Everyone should.

>>1021026
Very low and complete!

>>1021028
Can you use concession card travel for these trips NEET?

>>1021033
Just like my circumcision.

had a nap

>>1021036
Good morning

Almost home. Hope Coles got a roast chook on special for me.

>>1021038
There is one marked down to half price.

>>1021038
Grab me one as well please.

Had a shave, smooth as a neets bottom.

>>1021042
They are under the chicken, in the three inches of liquid it is sitting in. It has been there since lunch time.

>>1021040
But you dropped it on the ground. I've been watching you all afternoon. Gonna tell your supervisor.

You’ve browned the 1.7 kg bolar, cut into large chunks, in your stainless-steel pan in batches, deglazing after each batch and saving all the browned liquid. You’ve also cooked the onions and spices in the same pan, then combined that with the saved deglazing liquid. The Russell Hobbs slow cooker/multicooker is now loaded with the 764 g beef bones, browned beef, onions, carrots and stock-cube liquid.

>>1021046
Don't trip over it in the dark.

>>1021017
wot?

>>1021046
Are you getting AI to simulate you cooking dinner instead of actually doing it?

>>1021043
Bought this recently. Recharchable battery, good for stubble.

>>1021048
We all love and appreciate you here. Stay strong and keep on going for us please.

This!

>>1021049
Its helping me keep up althou h h forgot to remind me to put worchestershire sauce in before turming on cooker. I havent told it i pressrd start
Fix captcha

>>1021053
Did you really do it in batches or did you just dump it all in at once?

>>1021052
Did you get the clip on 1-5mm guard?

>>1021054
Three batches of meat.
It told me to keep spice marinade burning but I deglazed after we ach batch.

>>1021056
You are doing well.

>>1021057
Hour and a half left on cook, then depressureisrd for 30 to 60 min
Ai keeps saying we have 3 hrs to go

>>1021051
We're going to Atlantis

>>1021035
can you use a concession card for that too?

>>1021058
You ignore AI at your peril.

>>1021059
We're all going to make it. We will meet there in the next life.

>>1021058
> we have 3 hrs to go
I don't think I can wait that long.

>>1021058
What are you cooking?

Ok neets, let's try for the third and final time to discover Atlantis. With cruisey's wisdom guiding us, surely we will succeed this time!
This time we'll investigate the bubbles coming up from the bottom of the canyon:
>To the right (starboard) side of the Seeker you see bubbles rising steadily from the floor of the canyon.
>Carefully, you maneuver the Seeker between the walls of the canyon.
>On the floor of the canyon, you discover a large round hole out of which flow the large bubbles. The Seeker is equipped with scientific equipment to analyze the bubbles. It also has sonar equipment that can measure the depth of any hole.
>If you decide to analyze the bubbles, turn to page 11.
>If you decide to take sonar readings, turn to page 15.

Roko's pot roast.

>>1021065
Take the sonar reading. Plumb the depths of that hole!

>>1021065
anal ize bubbles

We may need shibs here to act as a third vote.

I hope zesty hasn't gone on a catnip bender again and banned him.

>>1021069
My arse is a ready to heat meal!

>>1021065
>>1021069
Let's go with the anal. Yzation.

Ok neets, we analyze the air bubbles:
>You squeeze into your sea suit and, outside the Seeker, you use special equipment to analyze the bubbles. As you work, you clumsily knock against the valve that dumps the compressed air necessary to make the Seeker rise to the surface. There is nothing to be done about it; so you continue to analyze the bubbles. They contain a high percentage of oxygen and no poisonous gases. Perhaps they are coming from some area below the sea where human-type beings can live and breathe. Perhaps they are coming from Atlantis.
>You wonder whether you should try the Seeker's drilling arm to enlarge the source of the bubbles so you can explore it with the Seeker. But you are also very worried about the Seekers loss of rising capability. You might also be able to trap the bubbles and use them to raise the Seeker.
>If you try to collect the bubbles coming from the hole to fill the tanks of the Seeker, turn to page 24,
>If you decide to drill, turn to page 22.

>>1021073
Should fill the tanks.

>>1021073
Lets drill.

>>1021074
>>1021075
>>1021076
Let's drill then. I hope we don't end up letting all the air out of the undersea atlantean city:

>As you begin to drill, the stream of bubbles increases.

>The stream of bubbles is strong enough now to ruffle the surface of the sea. You could try to surface now and locate the exact position of the bubble area. Then you could make plans with the scientists aboard the Moray about what to do next. But also, you could simply explore the hole with the Seeker to determine the source of the bubbles now! There is great risk in entering the hole, but it could lead to the source of the bubbles and maybe to Atlantis.

>If you explore, turn to page 38.

>If you try to surface, turn to page 35.

>>1021077
We must explore. Atlantis will yield only to the bold.

>>1021078
>>1021079
Sure.

Downloading S10 of My 600-lb Life so I can feel better about myself (I'm an alcoholic).

>>1021081
Bubbles from underwater crack and nether regions. I really hope it's not leading to probing.

>>1021082
both paths lead to liver damage

The stew thing isnt that good tbh
Fix captcha

>>1021085
Yeah, I mostly watch the niggers so there is some emotional distance.

>>1021082
Hope you can find a better path. I fille a Jerry earlier. Dan is death.

Holy shid. Cops out on the hunt for me. Gotta lie low.

>>1021089
if they approach you just tell them nah it was another guy

>>1021089
Big reward money?

Good night.

>The three people lead you into an enormous cavern. In the center of the cavern is a huge, silver-colored machine. It is shaped like a long tube with several round panels attached to one end.

>They lead you inside. It is the most advanced control room that you have ever seen. Computers, sensing devices, recording devices, monitors, and a host of dials and panels fill the room. A strangely shaped figure with a very large head and totally blank eyes faces you.

>'So, now you are in the control room of Atlantis. You see our secret. We landed on this planet 3000 years ago. We used our anti-matter device to sink this continent beneath the sea so we could escape from your people. You can have a most pleasant and useful life here with us if you wish. All you need to do is allow us to inject you with a special serum to enable you to Hve down here. It is up to you. On the other hand, if you do not wish to be one of us, you will be held prisoner."
>If you submit to the injection, turn to page 71.
>If you decline, turn to page 73.

Well neets, do we get the jab?

>>1021093
It's prison either way. There is no option to get real knowledge about that jab.

>>1021093
I vote against.

>>1021093
We've come this far, we may as well join them.

Silly NEETs.

>Perhaps you are being foolish, but you decide to join them. The injection is painless and you feel no different than before. They lead you to a comfort- able room where you all share a special tea in celebration of your decision.
>"You see, all living beings are basically the same. Everything is connected in life. We have come from a different planet in search of other living beings. We have to be very careful about taking new people to our planet. Some of your people seek us out, just like you. We choose carefully'
>You are amazed at what they say. A choice is given to you. You can either journey with them through time and space to their planet, or you can remain in underwater Atlantis as a worker recording information about life on earth.
>If you decide to travel with them in space and time, turn to page 90.
>If you decide to stay in Atlantis as a worker, turn to page 91

This is heavy. We really need to consult with cruisey on how to handle this spiritual developmental atlantean shit. He would know what to do.

>>1021092
Night.

>>1021099
The NEETs will want to go with the travel.

>>1021092
Night fella.
Perhaps Kevin enjoys the hum of the speech.

>>1021099
>stay in Atlantis as a worker, turn
Complete madness.

I ordered a dominos pidser combo.
Pepperoni with jalapenos and cheesy crust.

>>1021105
Sounds good.

We're garn have to discover the secrets of atlantis tomorrow, it's my bedtime now

>>1021107
Good night.

gotta do something about my depression

how warm should a neet be in bed? i cover myself with a doona, and wear a hoodie and several undergarmets. But I wake up sweating sometimes

>>1021110
i sleep in thermals + trackies + hoodie in a -10 sleeping bag but sometimes take bits off

>>1021092
Good night Pidge. xx
Kevin should call the police and tell them what they do to him.

>>1021107
Good night NEET.

>>1021109
Talk to the AI about your trauma.

>>1021086
The stew needed a soft and gentle touch, not a pressurised BLAST.

>>1021110
I use two winter weight dooners on my bed if it gets too hot I push one down, and one dooner under the mattress to stop the cold coming from underneath. Keeps me warm even when it drops to minus 8 or so in a old weatherboard house.

>>1021109
take a low dose of amisulpride. it's not a meme. i take it. it tricks your brain into making more dopamine and you will have enough to feel happy again

>>1021107
All right, good night.

>>1021116
>minus 8
Crikey.

Good night NEETs.

>>1021120
gn

theres so many fucking patels everywhere

>>1021120
Night fella.

had a nightmare, a weird atmospheric game of thrones nightmare that i will undoubtably forget in a few hours, although it seemed pretty creepy

need a midnight snack, but nothing to eat

>>1021125
what are you going to do?

still in awe of that fools gold joke a lad made here 2 months ago

>>1021125
I want some breakfast but the dogs gone dry

Mrog
Fix captcha

>>1021129
Morning. I'm on a train to nowhere.
Fix craplife

Good morning NEETs.

>>1021129
Good morning.

>>1021130
Welcome home.

>>1021111
>-10 sleeping bag

You homeless too?

>>1021127
I don't recall it.

my gigantic poo didn't want to flush :(

>>1021134
I posted something to the effect of
>In the pyrite community we call gold fool's pyrite
NEET is easily amused

>>1021135
That is a pretty good joke.

>>1021125
Had an epic feast last night. 2 packs beef jerky, some stale naan bread, a big mac, mcChicken, large fries, nuggets, apple pie and a large coke.

>>1021135
you are selling yourself short NEET.

>>1021137
little piggu

>>1021137
It all sounds good except the stale naan, that should have gone to the pigeons.

>>1021138
The untrained eye couldn't tell the difference.

>>1021135
> poo didn't want to flush :(
You need the stick to break it up.

Cash is king baybee!

>>1021143
Cruisey gets me to withdraw my mongbux as cash and he looks after it for me.

>>1021144
You have to trust him NEET as he has your best interests at heart.

going to goblinmax in the forest

>>1021146
Be careful.

>>1021147
I have an amulet.

That sweet sweet nicotine. Oh how I've missed you

>>1021144
>looks after
He 'invests' it at casinos.

>>1021149
Get on the mints.

>>1021151
Good Pepe reply selection.

>>1021152
Pepper or spear?

I watched The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997).
It was really bad. Ridiculous plot, just a money grab sequel.
Very irritating female characters.

>>1021154
>Pepper or spear?
They are both exactly the same recipe. They just put them in different bags.

>>1021155
are you going to watch the kill bills next? i wouldn't bother with the jurassic park films (evidently there are more than one)

>>1021158
>the kill bills
I watched them quite recently and don't plan to watch them again any time soon. They were good movies.

Bus no.1

>>1021157
What are you using that for NEET?

>>1021160
I hope you are getting a good charge NEET.

>>1021155
The opening scene of The Lost World movie where the kid gets attacked by the little niggersaurs is taken from the original novel which I'm still reading.

>>1021163
Yes I noticed that. Although in the original novel the dinosaurs had escaped to the mainland, whereas that kid in the movie was visiting the dinosaur island on a yacht.

>>1021161
Laundromat has coin-operated powerpoint. A buck for 10 minutes.

>>1021165
>coin-operated powerpoint
Sounds very Jewish.

>>1021163
didn't know it was based on a book

gm neets

>>1021168
Good morning NEET. What are you up to today?

>>1021160
why are you homeless?

>>1021170
about 20% of the country is homeless at the moment if you hadn't noticed
the country is in a death spiral

>>1021164
I'm only a hundred-odd pages in. Everyone has just arrived to the park/island. I've seen the movie dozens of times and you have the actors faces and voices in your head which is hard to break from while reading the book it's based on.

>>1021169
a long waddle to the bakery while listening to music, a delicious neet treat for morning tea, should put me in the correct frame of mind to decide what to do with the rest of the day

>>1021174
Get me an apple turnover please.

how medicated are you right now neets?

>>1021176
lol

Just gave out me last two smokes to some homeless looking guy. Now I gotta go to the big smoke for some more.

>>1021177
i just took like 5 pills
amisulpride x 1
zinc x 2
multivit x 1
dermatitus pills x 2

>>1021179
if you had an address you could buy smokes online

>>1021173
>I've seen the movie dozens of times
That is a lot of times to watch a movie. Do you like it that much?

>>1021181
do you have marlboros in oz? always liked marlboro golds when i smoked, cigs are the only good thing seppos export imo, wish they weren't so expensive

>>1021177
All I can hear is beeping.

>>1021181
Don't insult me

Bus no.2

>>1021180
>amisulpride
is this a prescription drug?

oh it's an antipsychotic

>>1021186
You bussin NEET.

>>1021189
I should probably be on some

>>1021189
At low dose it’s anti depressant

Need food and more vodka

imagine if the king did something really unexpected like visiting Russia and meeting with Putin or something like that. The monarchy is kind of a meme because they don't do things like that anymore, credit where it's due the orange retard went to north korea when he was first elected for his first term and it was one of the cooler things he did

>>1021195
For Christ's sake, NEET.

>>1021195
Is this real?

>>1021195
Not bad.

Fell asleep on the bus again. Need some Coke Zero to wake up. It's not even midday for fuckz sake

going to have a can of mondster andd then a masturrbat

>>1021199
Monk?!