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NEET General #995 - Fashion Hoist Edition NEET 08/12/2026 (Wed) 09:12 [Preview] No. 1019799 no-captcha allow images

Do you NEETs think that one them time comes that you need your executive form hoisted about in a sling that you will manage to look effortlessly chic and fashionable?
Personally I would not be surprised if the first nurse who does it for me asks me out.

Old Thread: >>1018751

NEET 08/12/2026 (Wed) 09:16 [Preview] No.1019812 del no-captcha allow images

>>1019808
Not for me this week. Nobody to bring them back in tomorrow.

SA BEST A etc etc

NEET 08/12/2026 (Wed) 09:16 [Preview] No.1019813 del no-captcha allow images

I just missed making the new thread post in the old one.
NEET was filling it up with junk.

NEET 08/12/2026 (Wed) 09:18 [Preview] No.1019814 del no-captcha allow images

>>1019813
I made the last post, just delete it and add tthe link to new thread.

NEET 08/12/2026 (Wed) 09:18 [Preview] No.1019815 del no-captcha allow images

The elderly neighbours got another uber eats delivery.
Something about it irritates me. They should act their age.

NEET 08/12/2026 (Wed) 09:19 [Preview] No.1019816 del no-captcha allow images

They should be eating boiled silverside with white sauce, not Pajeet-delivered slop.

NEET 08/12/2026 (Wed) 09:22 [Preview] No.1019817 del no-captcha allow images

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>>1019791

NEET 08/12/2026 (Wed) 09:23 [Preview] No.1019819 del no-captcha allow images

Was it Clark Griswold in one of those National Lampoon movies who drove around and around that roundabout in Paris all day and couldn't get off?
Or maybe it was an episode of The Simpsons.

NEET 08/12/2026 (Wed) 09:27 [Preview] No.1019820 del no-captcha allow images

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It was in London.

NEET 08/12/2026 (Wed) 09:27 [Preview] No.1019821 del no-captcha allow images

>>1019807
>a pepsi max
Would they add a splash of milk?

NEET 08/12/2026 (Wed) 09:27 [Preview] No.1019822 del no-captcha allow images

>>1019812
How?

NEET 08/12/2026 (Wed) 09:28 [Preview] No.1019823 del no-captcha allow images

>>1019818
Thanks Shibs.

NEET 08/12/2026 (Wed) 09:28 [Preview] No.1019824 del no-captcha allow images

>>1019817
Thanks Dan.

NEET 08/12/2026 (Wed) 09:34 [Preview] No.1019825 del no-captcha allow images

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I watched Quantum of Solace (2008)
It wasn't as good as Casino Royale but it was okay.
They made a smart decision keeping it short since what material they had wasn't great.
I don't know that I am a fan of them having Bond being all tortured and simpish about that woman from the first film. I don't like seeing him like that.

NEET 08/12/2026 (Wed) 09:50 [Preview] No.1019826 del no-captcha allow images

Just started watching this, had no idea they made a tv show about Monk.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WYDWSNMTauQ [Embed]

NEET 08/12/2026 (Wed) 09:51 [Preview] No.1019827 del no-captcha allow images

Quantum Shoelace

NEET 08/12/2026 (Wed) 09:52 [Preview] No.1019828 del no-captcha allow images

>>1019826
>>1019827
Line it up and I'll watch it.

NEET 08/12/2026 (Wed) 09:54 [Preview] No.1019829 del no-captcha allow images

>>1019815
the obese unemployed schizophrenic woman next door is constantly ordering uber eats. Disgusting. What's stopping her from going at and picking it up herself?

NEET 08/12/2026 (Wed) 09:55 [Preview] No.1019830 del no-captcha allow images

>>1019825
I remember seeing that movie in the cinema with friends. Seems like another age. All craig daniel bond movies seemed pretty similar though.

NEET 08/12/2026 (Wed) 09:59 [Preview] No.1019831 del no-captcha allow images

Decided I have zero interest in real world women anymore. No desire to ever have a romantic relationship.

NEET 08/12/2026 (Wed) 10:05 [Preview] No.1019832 del no-captcha allow images

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>>1019831
Time to upgrade to AI

NEET 08/12/2026 (Wed) 10:09 [Preview] No.1019833 del no-captcha allow images

We might have another play of a choose your own adventure book tomorrow, in spite of the failure of the previous one

NEET 08/12/2026 (Wed) 10:10 [Preview] No.1019834 del no-captcha allow images

Can doctors do tests to see how badly alcohol has fucked up your body?

NEET 08/12/2026 (Wed) 10:25 [Preview] No.1019835 del no-captcha allow images

>>1019834
Blood test would be a good start.

NEET 08/12/2026 (Wed) 10:27 [Preview] No.1019836 del no-captcha allow images

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He's picking up a lick of it

NEET 08/12/2026 (Wed) 10:29 [Preview] No.1019837 del no-captcha allow images

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Do you think any women I meet on discord gaming servers are actually females? Is there even a chance?

NEET 08/12/2026 (Wed) 10:40 [Preview] No.1019838 del no-captcha allow images

>>1019837
>Is there even a chance?
Yes Means No and No means Anal.

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