*shreds fresh paint (that he "dried" with a heat gun) with the drill chuck*

>>1018752
B I L L'd

I am stuck in the old thread.

How does he do it?

Cold and alone. No friends, no home.

>>1018754
Meow.

>>1018754
There was no choppah.

>>1018756
Pixxa status?

>>1018756
>no home
Where are you sleeping?

>>1018762
Kek. What's the 'CSS'?

>>1018735
>IT work
Forget the tech industry, in 2026 being a fake tradie is where it's at. No skills required, cash in hand. I know this one guy, william, has no ability or training at all, basically goes around getting paid to wreck the houses of people who don't know any better, then charges them more to fix the problems he made. Absolute mad cunt. People even buy him lunch.

>>1018763
He probably meant CES.

>>1018765
And what's that?

>>1018766
Commonwealth Employment Scheme at a guess.

Did anyone actually interact with the CES back in the day?

>>1018768
A NEET signed me up for a laptop once.

>>1018769
Cruisey was out scamming cunts.

>>1018770
lol
I wonder how much he had left when he got home

>>1018770
I thought my 16 cinda blocks made my hatchback low 💀

>>1018771
He was mastering his herding skills

speaking of made adelaide cunts:
>
Go to Adelaide
r/Adelaide
•
1h ago
Delicious_Arm_9292
>Racism in Seaford
>Today, my partner and I were walking in Seaford in the afternoon. We’re both brown. A white man drove by and yelled at us through a loudspeaker, “You’re not from here and I suggest you go back home!”

Hungary best A.

We need a link to the new post, WE NEED A HERO.

>>1018777
We don't have that many boongs for starters.

>>1018767
(Old enough to) Remember the Job Boards?

When I was in Year 10, there was a class excursion to the CES for an intro on how it worked..

>>1018778
Accept it if you choose to

>>1018780
>for an intro on how it worked..
Did they offer you an advanced pathway?

>>1018780
Job Boards need a comeback.

You would walk into the CES, where the staff have accepted, sorted, and categorized Position Vacant listings from local companies, and binned all the scams and fake job traps. If it was your lucky day, you'd take a card, copy down the contact details, make contact, and get your jerb (..and pray for success when there's 20 other applicants..)

>Be Zoomer
>Be waving your smratfone everywhere believing you has Super Technologys App Powerz
>Be needings jerb
>Be installing Jerb Apps
>Be only seeing 12,345,678,911,123 bogus AI-generated scam jerb listings in your App

>>1018770
Car looked like it has a tow bar and Bunnings offers courtesy trailers.

>>1018783
The CES used to offer (subsidized? free?) basic qualification courses too, iirc.
The Not-TAFE stuff like driver (car/truck/etc) training.

>>1018783
Done ✅

>>1018785
ooh, and gave you referrals to charities and such if you needed 'presentable' clothes for a job interview, and or bus+train+taxi fares to get to interviews, and a couple of months of getting to work.

The 1980s was Full Communism, dudes.

>>1018787
eww

>>1018787
Well memed NEET.

The NEETs would look good in 1980s Salvation Army op shop suits.

>>1018789
Done ✅

>>1018792
Another good one. You are on fire today NEET.

>>1018793
💖

Just want a hot meal and safe place to sleep.

he's finally gone
having a beer

>>1018796
Pudding?

don't mind this dortmonger larger

dootmonger

>>1018797
i might open a can of cherries or pinepple rings and have some ice cream or custard

>>1018800
Custard sounds good.

>>1018802
the new noots did not live to experience the board when it was all about spooky doots

He missed an opportunity to steal their pallet jack.

bought some takeaway chips and tendies in the hope that it might make me feel better. It didn't. Also, very expensive. Will try and fix things up tomorrow.

>>1018805
it's fucking extortionate what they charge for a few tendies (or nuggers) and chips these days
nowhere is reasonable

>>1018808
was possum still BO when we were spooky dootin? i think yes

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8M7pL6ucR9A

>>1018810
good url detection, ovaltine

>>1018809
I cannot keep up. The show just keeps moving on.

>>1018810
I was deeply disappointed that this tune was not been integrated into that YouTube series that we are watching at the moment before the moofie.

he banned me sooo may times in jew-free february

>>1018814
>sooo may
she new! she new!

>>1018815
Well bantered.

Sometimes I still think about Monaro's aesthetic penis.

>>1018817
I still ruminate on flying half way across the country and getting stood up, brenton setting a new high score, and nuro joining us for the first time... all in the space of 72 hours

>>1018815
A classic.

>>1018818
He'll take you up on the Dolan's meal one day.

>>1018820
he suggested the faggy twat burger bar and then chickened out!

>>1018809
I suspect possum has always been BO here, he just changes his name every now and then to keep his subject neets subjected.

Cruisey I wanna this spread of lights

>>1018822
This can't be right.

that was also the trip where the prostitute tried joking about my belly until I grabbed hold of her fat roll, old dickhead ex-mate (the one who owed me money) got punched out, and the AFP got me out of bed to question me at 4am
fuck you, bsides cbr

>>1018825
>joking about my belly
I think she said your boobs were bigger than hers.

Edited out just the reaction so it can be used elsewhere.

>>1018823
imagine not running the cables through the wall

>>1018825
>got me out of bed to question me at 4am
They didn't enjoy your whimsical humour either. Tragedy.

>>1018826
it just keeps getting worse

gonna make some chicken feedpacks tomorrow - healthy skinless chicken breasts, garlic, ginger, onion, soy with brown rice. No more takeaways.

>>1018829
and cautioned me that I could leave canberra but must come back immediately if asked

>>1018831
sounds good, noot

>>1018831
Good luck NEET.

>>1018829
hotel reception also really appreciated the lobby show

>>1018835
Good lobby? Which hotel would you recommend for me for Bsides?

>>1018836
Cheeky little gnome.

>>1018837
the apartments on northbourne were good
the sheltered workshop would literally spend $1k per night putting me up in a 2 bedroom apartment for some reason
one trip i was there for 7 nights because apart from bsides i had to do some bullshit with the acsc and asd

Imagining webby and monk rolling into a hacker conference together, monkai becoming australia's superstar unicorn cybersecurity ai company

>>1018840
just before we got to the front door, i'd be all
>lets prank everybody and pretend we're not together

the acsc conference was good because all these vendor sales people I'd supposedly met at the office would come up and be all "weber!" (real first name) and being a face blind retard, I'd just stare at them blankly and say "who are you?"

A nice healthy salad for dinner.

>>1018840
>superstar unicorn cybersecurity ai company
notice how one after another they all come out with these bullshit stories about how their AI broke free of the guardrails and hacked their competitors?
sad
big sad

>>1018843
what does it consist of?

>>1018839
Tah. Just wanna go there and be close. Probably need to figure out transport at one stage.

>>1018843
letttuce and tomato and zesty shake is not a salad

i'd love to eat salad for dindins, but I need meat to help soothe me to sleep

>>1018842
lol

>>1018848
Make it a Ham Salad

>>1018844
>bullshit stories
regardless these idiots can't keep ai safe and under control. We're heading for skynet just like in the terminator movies we all saw in the cinema when we were kids

>>1018848
you need meat to live

>>1018851
you know you can just flick the power switch when some computer starts getting uppity?

you ever notice in sitcoms how actors shoes are brand new?

>>1018853
or cut a water pipe and watch a datacentre self immolate

>>1018854
No I have never noticed that.

>>1018853
And what if it moves to somewhere else in the ai cloud?

>>1018856
i mean they probably only have them on for few minutes for specific scenes, and a costume department maintains them, but they always seem to 'pop' when i'm watching the tv
e.g. big bang theory and the chuck taylors these fake nerd jews wear

>>1018857
That's why we need MonkAI to protect us. The good AI.

>>1018859
s/good/incompetent/

Had a 4 hour nap. Awoke to needing to pee and feeling overheated. Just.

>>1018861
hope you relieved yourself and took a layer of clothing off

Cruisey: I am back on the couchbed tonight (thanks, Bill), so I'll need tucking in after the Law & Order marathon from 19:30 PM in the night time to 22:30 PM in the night time.

banging a carpenters mallet on a scrap piece of pine each time the tv does a law and order doot doot

>>1018863
Thank you. I enjoyed the accuracy of these times.

>>1018865
I didn't even mention a time zone.
I kid. BEST A is the only time zone.

>>1018863
>Bill
What did he do to your house this time?

>>1018867
I had to clear space for him in the master bedroom, which basically meant piling shit into motherbat's bedroom with the candyland sheet set. I can't get to the bed in there now.
So tonight I will be changing ends on the couch every hour or two.

The checkout worker at Aldi earlier today had a 666 tattoo on his neck.

>>1018868
A dangerous transition. I am worried.

Motherbat's room currently contains a spray booth, two BMXs (20" and 26"), a CRT oscilloscope, a bench multimeter, a bench LCR meter, a bench frequency counter, one of those world globe spirit bars, a filing cabinet, an NDIS toilet frame thing, and a bunch of other shit.

I did the census.

>>1018871
Take a photo of it all and send it to her.

>>1018870
as long as I don't piss or shit myself overnight, things will be "fine"

>>1018872
can you do mine too please? I am an uemployed aboriginal man

>>1018860
Just like their CEO

>>1018873
her old woman eyes would just see "junk" instead of five figures worth of science and bmx stunt "treasure"

>>1018876
What a disgusting individual. Could see right up his nostrils.
Sam Altman is out of his league.

>>1018878
I reckon I could cut Sam in half with a samurai sword, untrained.

wew law & order is starting out VERY sektual

>>1018879
Noice

it's a grandpa jerry orbach episode
that nigga been dead 20 years or more

>>1018881
a bloke was touching a sheila's thigh in THE ELEVATOR!

>>1018883
>deda 20 years
Then how did he do it?

>>1018884
Did he have a mustache?

>>1018885
he plays Detective Lennie Briscoe, ya dunderhead!

>>1018886
no he was AN ACCOUNTANT
somebody merked half the other business on another office floor

>>1018887
😲 🫪

they literally spend the first half of every episode harassing innocent nerds and goobers

>>1018891
>they
*mods
>episode
*thread

>>1018892
You love it!

kitchen sink is draining very slowly, woe

it's interesting (to me) how in early L&O episodes they use makeup and lighting to make niggers look lighter, but in more recent episodes they look like they jumped out of the tanning bed into the coal pile.

>>1018894
get a plunger before you fuck around with drain cleaner or plumbers

>>1018896
I've never used one - won't it just push shit further down the drain?

>>1018895
also interesting how cops knock on doors and nobody ever tells them to get a warrant or blasts them
just let them n
almost like it's programming for the goy

>>1018894
Baking soda and vinegar will do the trick. Cruisey knows.

>>1018897
Google will explain to you how plungers work.

>>1018897
nah, if you're talking about an s-bend or u-bend
it should break up the obstruction enough that it moves properly

I am still stuck in the old thread. Zesty you need to make a post linking this one.

Good night.