>>221068
I have taken tiffin off the moderator role. I was inundated with spam so I decided to ask another mod if he thought it was alright to mod tiffin and we went okay for awhile.
I think tiffin was primarily the one deleting 90% of the spam and didn't do much else until now.

There are currently 3 mods now. BigUNNA, caretaker_NEET, and me (zesty)

>>221070
>I decided to ask another mod if he thought it was alright to mod tiffin
The blind leading the blind.

>>221070
YOUR MAKING A BIG MISTAKE. I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE WEAK. IGAY WINS WHEN YOU BELIEVE HIS GASLIGHTING.

>>221070
>BigUNNA
That's Cruisey. You called him a cunt and banned him for 100 years for no reason.

Finally
>>1004745

>>221076
That is the fake thread again.

>>221077
>fake
What does that even mean? Either its a properly made thread or it isn't.

>>221075
Yeah I did lol because he didn't ask nicely. I was also drunk. Also he was a mod so I assumed he could unban himself at any time.

>>221080
>so I assumed he could unban himself at any time
You didn't even think of that. You are not an honest BO.

>>221081
I did come on /bb/ and apologise and un did it.

>You are not an honest BO.
I will bow before that receipt.

>>221079
There was a properly made by Pidge, had link to old thread too, he nicely closed the previous thread btw.
Then a thread with same OP image, title and text that is up now was created and posts was copypasted from Pidge's thread. This is what I call the fake thread.

>>221082
You did not apologise to him correctly. Your attitude was not right. You did not convince him to end his exile here.

you should have begged his forgiveness.

>>221083
Well we have a thread made with the proper elements so it will have to do. There are no other ones there.
So in that sense the one we have is the only real thread.
It is a shame what happened to Pidge's thread, but we will have to move on.

>>221086
Nah I should have sent him 30$

Pidge is IGAY
Belzona and pinza romana poster is IGAY
Speaker and engine chink videos are IGAY
That tiktok mong video poster is IGAY

Its easier to fool someone than convince someone they have been fooled.

You fucked up Shiban. You banned and doxxed a mod. you fucked up this time.

>>221093
>Pidge is IGAY
You are a lunatic. The Pidge is imissfather he used to be the BO. He made the board originally.

>>221095
Then why does he have the same IP as known IGAY posts?

>>221096
You think they are IGA posts. You don't know anything. You are a moron.
Pidge posts all the tiktoks. That is his thing.

Thats right dickheads, IGAY posts his telltale shit all the time and the same IP posts pidgeon videos. In fact all stale repeated shit is usually him, characteristically the same theme videos I always skipped.

Cmon cruisey I'm sorry. I beg your forgiveness. Now can you please come back to the main board so we can end two dramas at once?

But now that I analyzed his style when I was mod, he cant hide from me.

>>221099
>>221101
What made you think the tiktoks were posted by IGA?
They don't have anything to do with him.

I am the only NEET who knows who the skinwalker is. The only NEET with a light in the night.
Eerie.

>>221104
That is a good Pepe.

Wish I was an aussie neet instead of being a miserable russian junkie.

>>221108
If you want to live in australia you can marry me for citizenship. Gay marriage is legal in this godforsaken hellhole.

>>221176
>ten minute cool off
Bans for 5 years.

>>221176
Hopefully it gets sorted out for you NEET.
They are not sending their best.

Lots of drama. I missed the whole thing.

Morning.

>>221176
turns out that the backend code doesnt accept 600s as ten minutes. Sorry about that, my bad.

Good Morning NEETs. Might pray for the thunder and the rain to quietly pass me bye-ey-eye.

Pooed my pants a little bit in Woolies

Oh Noes! There was a 'good night' pidgeon video posted on the ducktv board.
Oh Noes!

>>221189
The real crime was not backing Tiffin the whole nine yards.

>>221190
Tiffin is our Captain Ahab, a machine sent back through time to terminate IGAY. He will never rest until justice is done.

>>221191
Every board must be nurolised to exterminate the feind.

>>221183
I'm still banned

went to jaycar
might start on my next bleep bloop device (of my own design) today or tomorrow

It's Olive's birthday today. Well, tomorrow technically, given she's a seppo.

Package came from the drop shipper. All junk.

>>221199
What did you get?

it's fucken bullshit you can't have vegemite in most prisons here
apparently
- it looks like poo
- the smell helps mask drugs
- the yeast helps brew toilet wine

>>221190
I didn't even realise he'd been given mod privs. I know he asked for it every time the call went out, but didn't realise somebody actually followed through (other than in their pants)

Possum killed Jill Dando.

Gonna chuck it in for the day

>>221202
Me neither, tiff deserves the job back.
Didnt know shiban didnt like being referred to as himself either.
Wants to be an anonymous hungarian flag with a red Admin nametag.
You cant ban a mod.

BOss Tiffo
Give him the reins. Fuck off this zesty furmong, ausneets needs real leadership. Zeig Tiff.
A few acres in the outskirts of snowtown. Private emails sent to each dugout on a private server, stationed at different corners of the block. Windows with blinds facing the drive in screen for moofie screenings.
Spar cultivation incorporated into daily dicipline strengthening routined tasks. Industrial pixxa oven.

Is someone still banned for 10 years?

>>221210
>furmong
kek

>>221210
A good humorous rant.

The smell of the burning fursuit as he is thrown into the industrial pixxa oven.

>>221214
Just post it here. I want them to watch.

>>221217
The one about you not liking to be called shibs wasnt thou?

>>221219
Hot!

>>221218
Mould and cum.

I want it gone.

Eating a pizza roll

Night Cruisey xx

>>221228
Спокойной ночи, мой друг, с любовью, подполковник Крукси.

>>221233
gn big baws dawg

>>221233
Big crookso

Gurgling colon

oi oi saveloy

>>221259
Evening.

>>221287
Henlo

>>221303
Have you ever heard of “fruf.qhw”?

Gm

>>221305
iuxi.tkz? no

>>221336
corc.net is also for sale

Pige poster is a skinwalker, he's the only NEET we know nothing about. Just some random likes and attention seeking same posts.

>>221344
This is a board of frenship and relaxation. Do not worry about the other place.

>>221345
Can you see the skinwalker,Anon?

>>221347
I am banned for 10 minutes until 2031

When we are all banned, there will no longer be disparity between NEETs.

>>221348
yeah sorry about that weber, nothing i can do now anyway. Dont you have a proxy or some shit?

>>221351
>nothing i can do
Why not?

>>221351
>Dont you have a proxy or some shit?
I rawdog the Internet like a man.

/ausneets/ was never the place promised to us NEETs anyway.

might go down to wal-mart later

>>221352
Im not a mod anymore because i tried to fix some cringe and succeeded and the BO is a coward and didnt back me up and threw me under the bus because "damage control" event though the spammer admitted to being a skinwalker known as "pidge"

>>221356
it's all a bit shit innit

off to autobarn and maybe find a hot choggy

>>221356
>the spammer admitted to being a skinwalker known as "pidge"
He did not. You need to stop slandering Pidge. You have gone insane.

>>221359
Yeah he did. He said he's a serial same poster. I watched his ip when i was a mod and he never ever posted anything about himself. Just cloyingly polite attention seeking replies, emojis and the same themed images. Very very little OC or clever stuff, 95% cringe. Crawling up monks ass with that monkAI crap, Crawling up cruisey ass with that 'cruisey i wanna crap' although admittedly i did that too sometimes because its funny when i do it.

Nothing about anything, a totally soulless anon just like IGAY. Thats because he's hiding the fact that he's IGAY. No other NEET has to do that. Got a hobby? you post about it. IGAY doesnt have a hobby except CP and gaslighting. "i an pidge, i am not IGAY, you are insane'. I tore your skinwalker face off IGAY and now your hurting and how I laffed at your pain yesterday.

Remember that time he self doxxed as "i identify as a pedo to get DSP'? I got the screen caps and when he reads this: I know you, skinwalker.

>>221360
Pidge likes his privacy, he does not like to give too much personal info away.
That does not make him a "skinwalker". Zesty should never have let you see everyone's IP info. You are deranged.

back
got some ring termnals at autobarn
couldn't find a hot choggy so went to dan instead
got some little fat lamb creaming soda and some hard cider

they are remodelling the munno para dans

>>221363
>little fat lamb
A NEET classic from the old days.

>>221364
>remodelling the munno para dans
Probably increasing security. Everything under glass.

>>221365
>A NEET classic from the old days.
it's not good, but is cheap and does the job
$14 for 4x2.4 standos
this creaming soda is passable (just tastes like a slightly 'off' creaming soda), but their lemon one is basically lemon-scented stomach bile
cheap because they use some kind of high proof byproduct from wine production

>>221365
>Probably increasing security. Everything under glass
Inside it looks like they just have more points of sale on big new counter
outside they have ripped the old signage off and are obviously going to give that a facelift

really need to get today's youtubes out of the way and start on the wombotron 3000 before I get too sozzled

>>221368
>the wombotron 3000
What is this project? I am intrigued.

>>221369
you'll just have to click like and subscribe and wait and see

i'll probably fuck it up anyway
have to cut a couple of large apertures first before I can do anything else

Doing a poo in the toilet

Having a lie down

>>221356
You are the fuhrer we need. Those certain NEETs will never apreciate the will of man.

>>221360
I believe this. Pidge can not be trusted.

>>221348
I think I lifted that one. I can't find a ban from tiffin that goes to 2031

The NEETs have been demented lately

>>221389
It's the same ban ID still there

my penis is quantum

>>221391
I found it. The bans page is a total mess.

>>221395
the ban is lifted but now I have to do captchas again

>>221396
Just post whatever and request vim on the post

>>221392
Schrodinger's knob.

>>221400
I was one of the technical consultants for The Big Bang Theory.
One of my recommendations was for Penny to not wear bras.
Another was to write that jew Howard out with some kind of oven accident.

>>221403
nah i'll catch yous later. tab closed

>>221391
He pretends to not see them. Typical IGA. Make Tiff BO.

>>221408
nah ill catch you later tiffo

it is bin day tomorrow
general waste and garden waste

>>221412
Thanks. I had forgotten.

Gone bed
Night xx

Tiffo:
Pidge deleted IGA's spam for years. Do you think he self-spammed? He enjoys banning and deleting shit? How does this make sense?
All the "IGA spam" currently the kids are done via VPN or Tor on clearnet. Those posts never has AU. How can you even tie those posts to any of the posters? It's impossible.
Beyond that picking posts you don't like and claim it was IGA is not a workable approach.
Not to mention that all of the NEETs like to post often used stuff, catchphrases, sometimes pretend to be others, or parody other NEETs.

>>221424
Oh I wrote this because just now was able to read what he wrote on IRC.

He's writing incoherent.
Is this really Tiffo? He just might be IGA trolling. I can imagine him doing it for attention.

People are making such a big deal out of this—some guy (maybe even a few of them, one of whom is me) spammed endchan.org for five years.
How dare he even do that on an anonymous imageboard?
But who cares, I don’t even remember what I wrote yesterday. People sometimes let off steam on boards, but come on, guys.
It seems to me that most people here have some kind of group mentality, and they see just one person who’s annoying everyone.
It’s funny that Russians have “kolyas.” Either Nikolai or a legless veteran, I don’t know! And is there a certain Pige here? If I understood the lore correctly. Sorry for barging into your world again, but I’m just reading and sometimes don’t get what the problem is—do you know there are userboards and you can create them?
Admin /bb/, just to be clear, I don’t want to send anyone anywhere—you decide for yourself. I just happened to stop by and share my opinion.

>>221429
/ausneets/ has the "one active thread" format where they open a thread and use it full, then lock it, then open a new one. Basically it's all just chatting, small talk, the same what you can read here, with some light shitposting and joking around, with some butthurt and occasional politics, etc. They are often drunk and all the chitchat is harmless. It would be one of the comfiest board on endchan, but don't tell them. The "one active thread" format has the drawback that one troll can spam the whole thread and choke any discussion. And there is one who does it.
From the fellas I know that even before they moved here from 8chan (today: 8kun) there was the troll who was doing it. They call him IGA, because apparently when he wasn't spamming, he posted "IGA hauls" (what he bought in the market chain IGA).
The spamming: he repeatedly posts disruptive stuff. Throughout the years he posted mongs (downies), dicks, shit, cp, borderline cp, and most recently kids in swimsuit. He does this on daily basis, with changing intensity and amount.

The board goes on for many years now, and back on 8chan they evolved personas, which they gave names to for whatever reason, I dunno. Like Cruisey here. They posted enough about their lives to get to know each other somewhat.

Now this IGA character also stalked another one, they call him Nuro, who lives nearby to him. As far as I can tell there were some harassing (he pranked called him and such), and police was involved. This is IRL stuff. On board he also picked on Nuro, who could not ignore it and got back at him which always turned the comfy shitposting into uncomfy shitstorm and then spam again.
Now the problem is Nuro is not very much liked because he is kinda arrogant, and the cheeky NEETs were picking on him too because they couldn't ignore his arrogance and just go with it, and this made a confusion about who is who. Probably the cheeky NEETs did this because they could just blame IGA for everything.

Gonna cont in next post.

>>221429
>>221433
cont.

Now the board has a list of rules, which if they could be kept, are sensible to keep the chat comfy. BOs battled (and still battling) for years to keep the board usable.
Sometimes there were misfires, "innocent" NEETs were banned occasionally. But there is a resentment growing for sure, even in those who try to let the bygones be bygones. And sometimes this led to splits.
As you note userboards can be created. They did, and all failed eventually.
And some of them are camping here for the same reason.

Since this is an anonymous imageboard people can't be really prevented from posting. Not unless we ban every option but posting from home, preferably with personal ID verification. So the sensible thing do is to judge the posts, and remove the offending ones, such as the kiddie spam. And most of the time this is how it works.
I also tried to recognize certain posters, and to some extent it is possible, but it is too much effort and can't be arsed to do it properly, because for that you need to build a fucking database. And even then it's impossible without geolocation...
And now a BV tried to do it, and of course he made a mistake, and now he thinks a previous BO whom we call Pidge now (because he posts pigeons videos from tiktok) does that. Or perhaps he thinks the real Pidge was kidnapped and IGA took over his place, I dunno at this point.

>>221434
Lmao the board history almost has deepest lore! status and trying to uncover it as a newbie could prove a challenge.

I attempted to make a solution of a publicly passworded board, and the passwords could be given out via disposable emails but the NEETs seemed to dislike the idea of being tracked by an unknown server so eh, mission failed.

>>221440
>deepest lore
I wrote just about half of an A4.

>>221433
>>221434
That definitely wasn't me. Man, how much do you have to leak before people find out where you live... If things have gone this far, then it's really a problem.
But what do you want to do about it? You have more reasonable people with a solid reputation — why not make them the board moderators?

>>221459
>how much do you have to leak before people find out where you live.
If the info is key, not much. But not all want to stay anonymous - but then why pick imageboards.
>But what do you want to do about it?
I'm thinking how to reconcile the NEETs. The one hanging out here too.
>You have more reasonable people with a solid reputation — why not make them the board moderators?
They all were at some point BOs or BVs. I think many of their names were originally usernames when held some role on 8chan - and perhaps before that. Right now they have 2 BVs, but I'm not sure how active they are. Lazy to check logs.
I think most of them have enough of it. These were nerve grinding years, considering the board is dedicated to idle chitchat which should need relatively no moderation (despite the long list of rules).
I told them couple of times that essentially all of them could take the role of BV together could take care things and share the burden.

Here's another take about /ausneets/ back on 8chan before they moved here: >>>/kc/23435

Lol
Good posts

>>221477
>They all were at some point BOs or BVs
Weber has never accepted the job. He is wise like Gandalf, Elrond, or Cate Blanchett, knowing the ring would make them too nordy.

>>221492
He would destroy the ring. Leave it limp and flacid. Like a spaghetti-o in the wind.

>>221493
Or end up in casualty trying to get it removed from his knob

2 choofs to ruin the day

>>221499
2 more will unruin it.

>>221501
In bed rewatching history vids. Hiding from the phone.

made a bacon, egg, and cheese muffin and had a glass of strawby quik and a cup of tea

>>221503
Good breaky
Imagining the cheese pull

thinking about alcohol already

>>221507
Did you have one

>>221513
no
going to wait until 09:30am in the morning

>>221514
Very responsible.

>>221515
Only just opened the first on at 10:05am in the morning.
Put a big spherical ice cube in the glass, made with the silicone mold Motherbat bought me at Wohler's on Saturday.

>>221518
how do you come across this content?

>>221519
A wizard appears to me in my dreams and casts a spell that makes a hologram of a QR code and i scan it with my phone and when i wake up its on my watch later list

>>221523
You're a lucky fella. The last wizard to visit me in my dreams cast shit the bed and disapparated, laughing.

>>221517
Classy. I had turkey snd solo in a plastic butterbrew mug. Yhen a ham sandeich. Might have a nap.
Watching this tin foil.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Z1V-aCva49M [Embed]

>>221520
Bloop plate needs walls.

>>221528
I have two plates to make holes in. They fit the ends of an enclosure.

>>221527
I wasn't paying attention until it got to that woman that invented Mandalorian metal

>>221530
Could have just cut a square.

>>221532
It's ABS. I could have drilled a hole to get a coping saw in there, or made a template for a trim router, or any number of things, but it would have either cracked or ended up wonky and scratched. Plenty of YouTube videos of experts taking to enclosures with dremels and the like and the absolute arse they produce.
Have to make a similar aperture for an illuminated switch on the panel on the other end of the enclosure.

>>221535
Looks clean. Whyd you draw the grid?

>>221536
Nice star wars aesthetic

>>221537
Just a side effect of using two reference edges for the measurements.

>>221542
Thats a big switch

>>221543
It's a 240V switch with a neon light. 30mm tall.

>>221542
I shit you not, this is the official "schematic" on the Jaycar website for this switch.

>>221549
Star Wars soundtrack in vinyl?

>>221554
The bloop box in one. What is it?

>>221556
At the moment it does nothing.

>>221557
Well its got a nice button anyhow.

GM

>>221561
I put the banana and BNC sockets too close vertically. I just scribed lines at the 1/3 and 2/3 marks without looking. They'd look better lined up with the top and bottom of the green switch bezel.
It will still work and I can plug leads without them interfering with each other.
Might source a replacement piece of plastic or get somebody to 3D print one.

>>221619
Did you get more power in last pic? The switch light looks much brighter.

>>221620
I turned the light off in the room

>>221619
what is this nefarious contraption?

Tidied up the mains wiring and earthed the transformer.

>>221639
All in good time.

>>221621
With the bloop box?
Elaborate dimmer.

>>221640
I like that earth is printed on it. Mongs like me are why

>>221642
No, I stood up and turned the kitchen light off.

might have a glass of wine
haven't drunkened today

We are positively good boys compared to that other board.

>>221644
Bloop boxing at a distance.

>>221646
Yeah, I'm not missing much of it. Bakery waddle posts are nice but thats about it.

Getting absolutely fucked by every fucking coordinator. Business is ruthless. These cunts are all snakes in the grass.

>>221656
How are they stealing your mongs? Surely the mongs aren’t just signing up?

>>221658
The coordinators are supposed to be impartial but will always steer people towards either their other job/company or a friend. Its fucking gay.
Had to tell cows herder that he is no longer needed because of it, and he lost another shift because a diffetent one did something similar. Clients are complicit.
Went for a poke, 50 in 100 out. Still feel shit.

>>221663
I thought you were a coordinator? Why is cow seeing multiple coordinators? It’s all very confusing to me.

>>221681
Подполковник Крукси был опустошён после падения любимого коммунистического правительства. Он объединил людей на этой территории с помощью Дерьмоедской плиты.

what the fuck

>>221711
somthing something shit-slab

Good morning. Done goon already.

>>221714
GM

Image creation limit

>>221715
What goes in all the holes?

>>221719
The circuit that will be powered by the yellow and white wire coming off the transformer.
I need to get some graph paper out and convert my schematic to board layout.

having a cola chupa chup

>>221723
Did you steal it from woolies?

>>221725
No. Motherbat bought me a bag of 8 'best of' last weekend. Just had the aforementioned cola and a strawberry one. Will probably give the balance to Bill tomorrow for the kids.

there's enough cum and piss on the front of my trackies to be an electrical hazard

>>221726
Save the blackcurrant and watermelon ones for me.

>>221727
Plug it in the bloop box board holes.

I've put on some thinking/soldering music
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KF_BpxMKlCE [Embed]

>>221727
I see your cum and piss trackies and raise you with a shitstain
shit stain on the front you ask? idk either

itchy bumhole
seepage must have started

doing a shid

night Cruisey xx

>>221741
Спокойной ночи, мой друг, с любовью, генерал-полковник Крукси.

gm Cruisey xx

>>221755
Доброе утро, мой друг, генерал-полковник Крукси.

Good morning. My back hurts. No wage today (because fuckhead coordinators stole my shifts). Too lazy for a tugshop or for a rub.

>>221764
GM.
Bill just texted to say he'll be here "around midday, 1 o'clock" instead of now. Really glad I got out of bed early and tidied up. Eating their chupa chups now. Cronch cronch cronch.

>>221766
Good. Bill and the lil numpty girl can go hungry. He better not expect a bakery treat. Text him to bring you pepper pies and turnovers.

>>221769
It fucken pisses me off. Thursday Motherbat gave them $3k for six airfares to the Gold Coast for the six of them for their kid's faggot retard sports aerobics national championships. I do everything for Motherbat, so the least he could do is come here on fucking time.

>>221770
Sisbot might be being a cunt and making him do things. I hate that feeling though, waiting makes me want to say fuck it and try again another day. You do a lot for bat, she appreciates it, even if they dont care.

Should tell them youre going with to support mongette. Cost me less than a grand for 3 days, and that was with accommodation at the A1 in gold coast.

>>221772
Two of the kids are 12 and 13 or something, which is an adult fare now.
I think Motherbat also insisted they get travel insurance and refundable tickets, which would have added to the price.

You'll recall Sisterbot also asked that I (the unemployed guy) put their names on the $400 worth of Mother's Day bullshit I bought because money was tight.

>>221774
Do they know you're not working now? Hope theyre not taking advantage of Bat.

>>221775
I haven't told anybody.
I am going to fess up this week.
This situation >>220412 was somebody from ARTC bumping into me in Victor Woolies and asking if I was employed in front of Motherbat. I shut him down and walked off and told her it was somebody from Internode.

>>220784
В русском языке два значения. Есть мужские яйца и есть птичьи.

>>220824
>>220793
Неожиданно и интересно.

>>221727
В рунете есть мем фраза "штаны постирай" ее пишут коммунистам, потому что было завирусившееся фото, на котором виделись штаны сидящего человека, от первого лица и в паховой области были пятна похожие на сперму и автор фото оправдывался тем, что это столярный клей. В предыдущих постах или в том же где фото была апологетика коммунизма.

>>221783
lol
post the picture

>>221717
Какие треды миграции сегодня в Австралии? Раньше я слышал, что мужчинам невероятно сложно женщинам легче получить ВНЖ/гражданство. Даже правый новый лидер Японии начал массово и открыто пускать мигрантов и финансировать социальную помощь для них, хотя такого не было раньше даже для граждан и само общество самое ксенофобное на планете. Никто не хочет сокращения своих экономик из-за уменьшения количества налогоплательщиков.

>>221545
Почему там латунь и медь на определенных местах, неужели это важно?

>>221355
Какие машины у вас покупают: как в США - размером с танк или как в ЕС - размером с детскую коляску?

>>221788
I think the brass coloured pin is just a visual reference for switch orientation and the neutral wire.

Какие есть австралийские ругательства, которых нет на других континентах? Если здесь есть аноны из Австралии или я не так понял. В России, например петух считается серьезным оскорблением и в некоторых кругах заключенные и бывшие заключенные неприемлимо, так как обозначают ‐ пидора - неприкасаемая каста в тюрьме, в самом буквальном смысле, нельзя касаться и это отдельная каста с другими правилами жизни. Также наших полицейских называют - мент, если не оскорбительно, а на сленге. А слово "мусор" уже несет негативную коннотацию, хотя устойчиво и в массах применяется к полицейским.

>>221791
Calling someone a dog is a serious insult here.

>>221794
У этого есть причина, почему собака хуже осла и свиньи? У мусльман это грязное животное, тоже считается страшным оскорблением. У вас нет больного обожания собак как у американцев? Просто у них любовь к блоховозам - слово образовано из "возить блох" за рамками адекватности. А какой сленг в вашей бордосфере, на анонимных картинко досках? У нас детей называют сосницкими, однокоренное слово сосать, младенцев называют личинками, а еще нерожденных пузожителями, от пузо и жители. Аноним, который отвечат сам себе, для создания иллюзии, что это не один человек, а несколько называют семеном, от русского имени Семен, а глагол обозначающий, что кто-то притворяется своим собеседнеиком - семенство. Для омежек альфы и омеги это же с форчана и альфачей есть слова, которые тоже являются обычными именем и фамилией - Славик и Ерохин соответсвенно. Есть ли у вас подобные слова? Я знаю, что немцы в русском языке от слова немой - это фрицы, гансы американцы - томми, но это все еще со второй мировой. Зато сейчас русских мы оскорбляем называем оскорбляем пидорахами, пидорашками от слов пидор и рашка сокращенная транслитирация Russia. Японцы - трусонюхи от нюхать трусы, американцы - пиндосы, а европейцы - гейропейцы от гей и европейцы. Вообще гомосексуализм, гомосексуалисты, их контакты, половые органы, анусы - это самая главная вещь в русском культурном коде, вокруг этого вертится все, основа так сказать. Например кто такой пидор и как им можно стать все дети узнают еще в детском саду и я не про уроки сексуального просвещения, а про тюремные понятия. Я не шучу, можешь спросить любого русского про то какой стул выбрать себе, а какой матери: один с пиками точеными, а другой с хуями дрочеными и тебе все дадут правильный ответ, от малого до старого. Кстати, а это правда, что вы потомки заключенных? Не возникает ли казусов, когда какая-то важная историческая личность для Австралии была на острове ужасным преступником, откуда была сослана на континент в южном полушарии? Большая ли у вас криминогенная обстановка относительно других белых, не сработала ли селекция по ворам и насильникам из Британии. Что было с первыми белыми женщинами на этом континете тюрьме? Ведь их тоже ссылали за преступления туда, только не такие страшные и потому я полагаю, что изнасилование должно быть рядовым способом зачатия.
Раз ваша доска аналог нашего /rf/ то я спрошу: как безработый мужчина может выживать, помимо жизни на пенсию матери?

>>221797
I don't know why the dog got elevated in the insult code. Australians like dogs in general.
"A dog act" is an act of betrayal. To dog someone is to betray them. It doesn't really make sense, since dogs are known for their loyalty.
Our cousins in New Zealand are made fun of for having sex with sheep but that is light hearted and not meant to be taken seriously.
People living in Tasmania are said to have two heads due to incest.
It is frowned on now to use homosexuality or depraved sexual practices as an insult. Political correctness rules here. You can't even call something gay.

I think some NEETs deserve to be whipped in the shower by their daddies

>>221776
Fucking hell, sorry man. That is a shit situation. Hope you feel less stressed afterwards.

>>221776
Tell them that you quit the train company and are freelancing now and are making more money.
There is no need to mention the dole.

>>221804
I've got no problem telling somebody I'm on the dole, the problem was Motherbat doesn't even know I'm unemployed and he was about to blow it for me.

Bill was here for about 2 hours. Rocked up at 13:15pm in the afternoon. At least the front lawn is now no longer as high as the fence and the house doesn't look abandoned.

>>221806
Lying to Motherbat was probably not the best option. Have you been visiting her just on weekends because you still pretend to have work during the week?
Does she ask you about it and you tell more lies?
What an awful mess to get yourself into.

he killed the thread

why did they call it rambo first blood part 2 and not rambo second blood

it's on sbs world moofies tonight

>>221808
Did you give him the chupa chups?

>>221821
No. I also drank the can of Mondster I had put aside for him.

Did some more bleep bloop work but now can't upload my images thanks to the recent changes.

They fucken hate us, Cruisey. All of them. Every poster. Every board.

Gone bed

>>221880
>>221884
Хотя я коммунист, оплакивающий потерю своего правительства. Я всегда буду рядом с тобой, мой товарищ. Спокойной ночи, с любовью, подполковник Крукси.

>>221880
What did these mong cunts do now?
Been waging and ethoing.

>>221879
I dont get what theyre asking for. Passcode to upkoad pics is gay.

Weber went to bed before I got home.

>>221899
Come back to the board. Stop this nonsense. It has gone on long enough.

>>221890
It's the same as VIM captcha but better. Either mods add you every time or you get a password you can enter whenever yourself

Morning

>>221958
GM

>>221960
Whats for breaky?

>>221968
i had two slices of leftover pidser and a cup of black tea
going to make another tea and ruminate

>>221969
Im having coffee. Will poo soon.

>>221971
I did that soon after my pidser and first tea

>>221972
Still havent. Had a goon and doing cleaning. Moving stuff from room to room.

got a snosage roll and a mondster from the gooks

>>221978
Their pastry is overly yellow.
I used the charcoal grill the other night and grilled 8 tomatoes, 2 red onions and 6 baby bell peppers, stuffed with fetta, then blitzed it with the wand. Used that for spag bog. Wasnt bad but sauce is more a canneloni or lasagna sauce. Put bbq provencale, parsley and sweet paprika, and salt and pepper on the meat, put another onion and some chopped garlic in. Deglazed with worchestershire from lizbef souf butcher, before putting tomato slop in. Vac sealed and froze the other half of the tomato. Think I could put it on flat portabellos with a cheese slice on top. Will probably just forget about it in freezer.

I like Shiban. Hes a good fells.

>>221981
He's alright yeah

>>221979
I pan fried a 500g rump steak I'd frozen at some point when it hit its use-by date. Turned out alright I guess.

night

>>222004
Спокойной ночи, мой друг, с любовью, Генерал армии Крукси.

>>221900
Я работал, чтобы достичь того, где я нахожусь сейчас, с любовью, Генерал армии Крукси.

Good morning

>>222091
morning
emailing motherbat today and hopefully going there tomorrow

>>222099
Sweaty will be happy to see you.

emailed motherbat
will text her to read it when she's back from the shops

>>222108
Если тебе нужно перебраться в другое место, ты можешь пожить у меня.

С любовью,
Генерал армии Крукси

>>222108
She will be understanding. It was going to happen.

>>222323
She is shaking and flustered and carrying on.

>>222326
What has she said?

Olives and feta are not a breaky meat.

>>222328
I would wake up and eat Olive and end up looking like a bulldog eating porridge

>>222327
Wanting to know why I didn't tell her I left ARTC.
Wanting to know when I got made redundant at the other place.
Wanting to know why I don't tell her anything in general.
"You'll be lucky to get another job at your age"
She gave me $2000 in cash and was going to transfer $10,000 to me at the bank this morning until I told her that would fuck up Cenno.

also correctly suspects I am prioritising alcohol over food

>>222334
Yeah, thats fucked. Good on her for helping but still really shit.

>>222345
She has calmed down now.
I gave Sweetie the oysters off a chook.
Before I visited I walked out to Granite Island and back and climbed the Bluff in the dark, hoping both times somebody would step out and murder me.

>>222347
Если тебе всё-таки придётся переезжать, моё предложение остаётся в силе. У меня есть водка и чистый индийский спирт. *Подмигиваю.*
С любовью,
Армейский генерал Крукси

night

>>222353
Спокойной ночи, мой друг, с любовью, Маршал Российской Федерации Крукси.

>>222358
gn

>>222347
You would have booted a penguin at their head.
Hope she doesnt bring it up.

>>222353
Night mate.
I'm at ED yet again. Had a meeting with that coordinator who is fucking me. I limitted the arse stretching to only lose 2 hrs. Shes a cunt.

Wage off. Need to be at tax people tomorrow at 8, then wage at 10, then another at 5.

>>222364
Why were you at ED? Cow?

>>222432
Mrs Cow.
Did you know that if you are unable to use a hospitals mri, they have an arrangement with adelaide zoo to use theirs, the one for elephants and hippos.
Real execs have their own chungo cage at the zoo.

>>222446
Where do you think I got my lung imaging done?

>>222446
They’d be used to cleaning up poo too

>>222448
Hope the kids didnt throw peanuts at you

>>222450
Parents were covering the kids eyes with their hands and speed walking them past

Tax meeting done. Agent seemed pretty cool and watched me tune out when talking about fracking credits. Owe like 60k. CBT frack offset my arse cunt.

made a roast chiggen and gravy roll for lonch

>>222471
Oysties to sweatums?

>>222474
yesterday, yes
lonch was some leftover breast I sliced up and reheated

>>222475
Lubly. Is gravy from the microwave one or powder?

>>222476
motherbat mixed me up some chiggen powder one
just one tablespoon and a third of a cup of boiling water

roast beef and taters etc for dindins

roast beef was good
got enough for a roll tomorrow lonch
apple danish for pudding apparetly

>>222495
>apple danish for pudding apparetly
must be another night
I received apricots and custard

Night

>>222501
Спокойной ночи, мой друг, с любовью, Маршал Российской Федерации Крукси.

Morning

>>222531
Morning

>>222478
>>222495
I had roast beef too. Was ok.

>>222557
>>222558
mording
noice

>>222560
The waitress asked if it was good, I said yes but she sort of insisted 'are you sure' and I said it wasnt as good as the fish I had there last time. She said it was a new cook and that she was sorry. I made a point to say it was still good. Now Im thinking she just might not have liked the new chef and wanted a bad review.
Dunno, was a bit weird. She gave us free drinks before the meal too.

>>222561
They've probably had a few complaints or a drop off in trade since he started.

>>222563
>>222561
I dont know. It seemed like she was fishing for bad remarks. Meat was a bit dry but still fine.
I only mention positives, the gravy was nice, horseraddish tasted like it wad made in house with cut, rather than minced horseradish. Veggies were alright. Pumpkin was over done but I like it like that.

Just realised a client is in my front yard doing my lawns, and I had a sesh an hour ago. He joked about doing it a week ago.
Hmm.

>>222573
Drove to Fleuoriouiou Harveest at Mount Compass for a ccoffee and to look at teh local foodstuffs. Very expensive and not much to look at.
Made 3 roast beef and gravy slider thingos for loncch. Got one bun left for bacon & egg tomorrow morning

>>222574
That looks like a good spot, I've wanted to go to t hat fruit place but never stopped.
Should have got some artisinal bread from the fancy veggie shop.
Would have been a nice drive in hthe mist.

>>222575
>Should have got some artisinal bread from the fancy veggie shop.
They only had giant loaves and gluten free shite.
>mist
Heavy rain.

>>222576
Surely they had a slicer. Poor form.
Need a crusty loaf.

Making a crusty loaf

>>222580
in a bread maker?

had to unscramble the letters for 'anode' for her

>>222588
Yes.
As well as browned 2 onions and 6 snags, and 300ish g of mince and 2 sweet potatoes roasred, then all that and the rest of the grilled tomato chuyney stuff.
Bit salty and oily

>>222592
>sweet potato
eww cannot abide

>>222593
Just eating the mince and sausages.
Theyre the good ones, the 2 for $15 woolies angus ones.

Night

>>222604
Night

>>222604
>>222607
Спокойной ночи, мой друг, с любовью, Маршал Российской Федерации Крукси.

Morn

>>222688
Mording

Tulsi quit nat defense, and then declassified covid cover up in wuhan.
Shes going to suicide.

>>222700
and some kike accidentally posted a candice owens death tribute too early on twitter

took Sweetie on a bigger than usual walk
had to lift her up some stairs on the way back that she normally has no trouble with
having a cherry coke now

>>222702
"Thank you all for the messages of concern but I am not dead," she wrote on Saturday, June 20. "If I were, it would be entirely appropriate for you to have blamed Israel," she added with a shrugging emoji.

Wew

Went out. Came back.

got a chiggen schnitty pack from JFC
having a few beers and then some wine

haviing some jam tarts and a bottle of white whine

Night. 3 degrees here tonight apparently.

Mording.

>>222833
Mord. Very cold. One wage down, got an etho meet, then another wage. Shivering.

>>222849
gm. gonna nakadashi her manko?

idiots at jaycar put the wrong switch in my click and collect order
fuming

Doing a poo.

4 amaxon parcels today, 2 separate jeetz

jeet #1 delivered

boznian delivered other two

Did you get all your jaycar stuff, were they the right doodads?

>>222882
>oscilloscope
Is this related to the snorkel? Dont get zapped.
I like how the red yellow continues on the circuit.

And the white and yellow.

Night

>>222888
Nice get. Looks space age. Can you play snake on it?

>>222895
Спокойной ночи, мой друг, с любовью, Маршал Российской Федерации Крукси.

Gm.
A few things to do this morning. Supermarket. Car wash. Empty and vacuum car. Take it to service place. Uber home.

Car wash and supermarket done.

>>222942
Gm. Whats for breaky?

>>222965
I only had a can of mondster. About to have another. Just got home from the service place. Absolute shambles.

>>222966
Do you need to go back to get it, or did you wait?
Not a breaky meat.

>>222968
I have to collect it at the end of the day, unless they get it done early.

had a cadbury tropical pineapple bar

I had a $7 maccas meal. Not bad for the price. Also, Weberboig no longer sells hamburgers. Cyents.

>>222987
I got a bacon deluxe hunger tamers box for $13

fukn $610.24 for the car

>>222994
RIP

night

gn

gm

Gm.
Why'd the car cost s much?

gm

>>223061
$346 for the 30k warranty service
$200 for the brake flush I requested
$60 for wiper blades I requested

$4.24 for the priviledge of using my debit card, even though they don't do cash

>>223085
>>223086
Bloody hell. Are you going to trade it in? After 50k I doubt its worth doing dealership servicing.

black-on-clear countfeit Dymo label cartridge arrived

>>223099
it has a 7 year warranty I intend to exploit
it's cheap compared to the commodore
i didn't need to do the brake flush, just ticked the box

>>223101
How do you exploit it? It'll cost like 10k over 150,000km. If its that much each 10,000km service.
7k something.

>>223117
it's 350/450 alternatinng every 10k service
i just elected for these extras because i'm into the third year and drive like a mad cunt

kfc uber gave me 4 nuggers instead of 10
got 13.38 refund

opening seccnd bottel od wine another 8,6 standords after cab sav 8.6 and cidr 9.6
26.8

>>223122
Good win. Is that the full order price?

>>223247
no, about half

First wage down. Fucking cold. Feeling grumpy.

Bin day Weber.

>>223276
Have something nice for breakfast and/or lunch.

>>223278
Thank you.

Had lunch with etho, paid about 25k to gov, getting a haircut. Hainess chicken is overrated.

>>223293
>Hainess chicken
where/what is this?

>>223295
Hairy anus chicken.
At kilburn shops. Was shit.
Now in Unley. 50 in, 0 out. Need to pick a client up from cbd in 30 min

>>223295
Its basically just chicken and rice. Comes with a soy sauce broth thing but I only used a bit, and none of the spicy sauces, or the ginger and onion one. Theyre all too strong.