SA BEST A

How does he do it?

This thread is driving me bananas

Absolute cluster fuck in the store this morning, as usual.

>>1017599
How?

>>1017591
Well banana'd

There are still 45 posts left in the old thread.

One middle aged sheila was in there, doing her best eye contact and firm handshake routine, asking about a job there.
That left a queue of three customers ahead of me with the other mong on the cash register.
First one was wanting advice on some bullshit.
Second one was buying 3D printer noodle and wouldn't shut the fuck up about it.
Third (good) one just bought an item and left as quickly as possible.
I hard part numbers written down for everything I bought, except a couple of heat sinks. Despite telling him the style (TO-220) and size, he couldn't find it on their computer. The other one comes back from the job woman and starts telling him it's a TO-3 heatsink, despite my protests. Eventually I went and got the plastic container off the shelf.
I can't win. If I put in a click and collect order, they pick the wrong components or miss one and staple the bag up so I can't check it. If I do my own picking they can't identify half the shit or find it on their computer.

>>1017608
Zesty sold them to the chinese.

>>1017608
I do not understand the "I'm too lazy to create a thread, so I'll just randomly delete posts to make more space" moderator mindset.

>>1017611
Ask Nuro to explain it to you.

>>1017612
Kek

>>1017611
I just deleted igay spam that he started doing at the end and my script caught 50 of his posts and deleted them all at once.

Gonna try to grow a tomato plant or two inside and some mushies but i've gotta get my hands on gear for tomato plants and mushy spores

>>1017615
Tony grows tomatoes, just steal his gear

>>1017615
Jaycar might know.

>>1017609
>Second one was buying 3D printer noodle and wouldn't shut the fuck up about it.
You should have joined in the conversation and befriended him.

>>1017614
> my script
Does it get false positives?
I swear on me mum if any of my posts get deleted there will be big trouble.

I watched The World is not Enough (1999).
Another okay one. Nothing special but the time didn't drag like it did with a few of those Roger Moore ones.
Denise Richards looking very attractive in a Lara Croft type outfit. She played a physicist but the only science she looked like she knew was the properties of silicone.

>>1017618
People were in a hurry, NEET. He should have been cognizant of the fact.
I'm yet to have anybody there, staff OR customer, ask me what I'm building this week.

>>1017625
You need to look open to being approached. Make good eye contact with people and smile.

https://shutin.life/
a shutin neet imageboard an online space shutins

>>1017628
*shitin
we already do lots of that

>>1017627
Isn't that for bears?

>>1017614
He contributes more than some of our good NEETs

>>1017634
Some NEETs are all for quality, not quantity.

>>1017633
It will work on bears or twinks. Anyone who looks like they are spending longer than necessary at the urinal.

>>1017635
My arse has both quality and quantity.

>>1017636
Kek

Does anyone else live in one of these houses where if you boil the kettle while the electric heater is on the safety switch shuts your power off and you have to go outside and switch it back on?

>>1017637
Your arse is a complete mess.

>>1017639
my fuse box is inside near my piss jugs and empty pizza boxes

>>1017639
Chris chan had that sort of house which is why they ended up with a coffee maker in the bathroom that burned their house down.

>>1017639
>safety switch
lol I live in house with ceramic fuses
you overload something, you're putting fresh wire in the fuse
you touch something you should't have, you die

>>1017642
When I was a young NEET and ignorant of things I thought my fuse box was inside the garage and tried turning the power on from there but it turned out that box was just the automatic sprinkler controls and the fuse box was outside.

>>1017643
I was unfamiliar with that bit of lore.

Trying to setup flaresolverr for prowlarr and it's making me tear my hair out because monkai refuses to help me setup pirating

>>1017646
It is true lore, I think they had 400 or so appliances in the kitchen already.

>>1017644
>ceramic fuses
I had those once. I overloaded it in winter and the wire didn't break, instead the electricity routed itself around and all the heat went into the ceramic which melted.
The backing of the meter box was made of wood as well. The electrician said I was lucky it didn't catch fire.

Hoarding plus old overloaded wiring is a bad combination.

There was one stupid bitch at Internode who kept plugging in a bar radiator under her desk first thing in the morning and taking out a circuit. You'd reset it and tell her not to plug the thing in, and five minutes later it would trip again. Ended up telling her to fuck off after about the third time and they had to call maintenance to find out how to get power back to their part of the floor.

>>1017648
>400 or so appliances in the kitchen already
Many such cases. People just keep buying them. They are lucky if they even make it out of the box, let alone get used.

>>1017652
There are death traps out there. No smoke detectors either.

>>1017653
>maybe it won't happen again 111!!1
How did her brain even work?

>>1017656
The cold may have lessened blood supply to the area.

>>1017656
Whoever coined the term 'jew daycare' for women in office environments was right.

>>1017658
>jew daycare
It is a good one.

In the last two weeks I've had a paver here for 2 days, plumbers out twice to fix the hot water and replace taps and the RE inspection yesterday.
Bloody glad it's all over now that was too many intruders.

>>1017665
You've earned a Friday arvo beer, NEET.

>>1017665
That sounds disruptive and stressful.
Hopefully you can get comfy again now NEET. xx

>>1017669
>>1017670
Thanks NEETs.

I don't know how these birds manage to shit horizontally onto my windows.
Looks explosive.

>>1017601
>>1017602
>>1017603
I like these posts.

>>1017614
Based.

>>1017619
I don't know because I don't check LOL

>>1017683
Dive bomber technique, stuka pigeons.

this week was big pay day but after pay took out 250$ at 1am. back on poverty again

I really need to do something about the overgrown front yard. Head-high weeds.
The more it looks like no-one lives here the more likely I am to get broken into.

>>1017694
You will wake up one morning surrounded by squatters.

>>1017693
What did you buy with afterpay? How much do you still owe?

>>1017697
>squatters
Indians? They do it on the street.

>>1017702
I used it for woolies and takeaway every day for like 2 weeks plus other shit I bought like watches and tech trash.
was at 700~ debt now at 500~

>>1017703
Could be Slavs exercising

>>1017709
Or just relaxing.

>>1017705
Were you having a manic episode?

>>1017691
lol

Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool

>>1017713
I have ADHD. It's like a licence to be a retard with money

>>1017716
>ADHD
Real?

>>1017717
as real as asthma

>>1017718
Just what I thought.

>>1017717
I think so, I read a book about adhd and it really matched up with someone I know who had adhd.
Although as my shrink said it's still possible they're just an arsehole.

>>1017720
Mental illnesses make more sense when you realise they are just descriptions of the different categories of arseholes that exist.

>>1017721
As an autistic arsehole I agree.

These really are stupidly hot with no real flavour.

I just realised I missed the millionth post.
Was it any good?

>>1017723
Thanks for reviewing the m for us NEET.
The label design looks good though.

>>1017724
I don't remember. Probably not.

>>1017724
I think I made it or 999,999 and it was just something dumb.

>>1017727
>>1017728
Bugger
I will pretend it's an awesome post in my imagination.

>>1017729
At least it wasn't dickhead's CP spam

It's really annoying getting up and going to the stove to light my smoke.
I think I will quest for fire while it's not raining.

>>1017731
You should invest in a zippo and a can of zippo juice.

>>1017732
Zippo juice gets you whizzing.

>>1017732
I had one they just leak the juice everywhere. I just have like 30 lighters scattered around my house and in my car now.

>>1017639
Yeah, kettle and washer at once used to short it. Most houses have two curcuits but lots arent even.

>>1017732
Bic are the only good ones.

>>1017654
I wonder what the % of kitchen appliances and exercise gear that never gets used is.

>>1017738
Some of the NEETs need to be fitted with one of those.

>>1017737
Incredibly high. We are a very wasteful society.

>>1017739
Well bantered.

>>1017740
I only have a blender, electric beaters, and an air fryer in addition t the usual oven and mike lando.

Does anyone know tell tale signs of igay undercover posting? who posts the shit emoji's? is that him?

>>1017742
also an electric skillet now that I think about it

>>1017742
I have a slow cooker, sue veed, pressure cooker, food processor, wand blender, toastie toastie, sandwich press, coffee machine, snosaj roll maker, toaster, kettle, air fryer, mike. Probably other things. Dont use the sausage roll maker or the sue veed.

I have a K-Mart deep fryer in the cupboard that is still in the box. I have never taken it out. It has been there at leat 5 years.

>>1017743
Do not fall into that trap of trying to divine post authors. Look what happened to Tiffin!

>>1017745
also a slow cooker and sammich press and another electric fry pan
the more you think about it the more you find
I use 'em all though

>>1017745
>Sue Veed
A victim in a case investigated by Detergent Jones. She was drowned in her bath.

>>1017747
I know it's you anyway. But I forgive you. Not like it takes any effort to delete the spam now

>>1017746
they're great in theory until you start thinking about how to dispose of the oil, which goes rancid quickly

>>1017749
Collared Green did it

>>1017751
You pour the oil into empty milk bottles using a funnel and then put them in the bin after which they become someone else's problem.

>>1017750
It has been pretty quiet for the most part with whatever you have done.

Do electric kettles burn out quick for everyone or just me?
I gave up buying them ages ago and heat water in the stove.

Shiban has banned half the NEETs before by guessing wrongly they are IGA.
Don't get into it Zesty.

>>1017753
Gook creature next door evidently pours it down the drain, based on the letter drop we got from SA Water plus them having a jet blasting plumber there every 3 or 4 weeks. SA Water didn't mention thee cloggers, just cooking oil.

>>1017755
They shouldn't do?

>>1017756
My approach is not even banning because everyone ban evades anyway. Just keeping the threads clean so we can still discuss things.
I feel like igay might actually be one of the good NEETs who just for some reason spams to piss off nuro perhaps so it's not like I can ban their alter ego

>>1017755
I bought an expensive all stainless steel kettle. It is holding up well.
Those plastic ones are poisonous. The toxins, chemicals and microplastics.

>on the stove
You are better off doing that but pouring hot water out of a saucepan can be messy, dangerous and imprecise.

>>1017754
This is why zest is the best!

>>1017758
My brother says his is 10 years old, I get 6 months before they die.
I guess there's worse curses.

>>1017759
>I feel like igay might actually be one of the good NEET
Do not trust your feelings Zesty. You are not a jedi.
Go by evidence only.

>>1017759
You made me email you toe pictures before you ubbanned me.

>>1017762
Mine would have to be 15 or so. Got a spare in a box in the cupboard, which Motherbat would have bought in preparation.
The only thing I worry about is that one day I'll go to pick the freshly boiled kettle up and the bottom will fall out or something.

Although I did send them to Cruisey by accident.

>>1017759
>I feel like igay might actually be one of the good NEETs
Jesus Christ, dude. He needs to be fed into a wood chipper feet first.

>>1017764
that wasn't his toe

>>1017763
I don't give a fuck mate. I have solved the problem temporarily and that is good enough for now.

>>1017767
Bend him around the woodchipper so his feet get sprayed into his mouth

>>1017769
>I don't give a fuck mate
What an odd way to reply.

Bought a hot swap bay so I can test out my 55x hard drives. If you NEETs want one I will unironically send you one in the mail

>>1017771
Quite aggressive tone, even for BO.

>>1017772
Only if it's chock full of Possum lewds.

>>1017769
>I don't give a fuck mate
What is with this FUCKING language !?

Get ready Wizzy

Might get another pizza tonight

>>1017777
How many garlic bread?

>>1017777
Thanks Wizzy

>>1017749
She was tough as old boots but in that bag, she was a soft tender thing.

>>1017777
No pizza for you Wizzy
You have failed

I got my *arr stack going now. I can open this menu thing and click it and then magically movies and shows appear in my jellyfin
I can make it serve on the web too so my friends and what not can request moofies to it.
Might setup moofies VPS later somehow, autistically

>>1017746
I bought one at some point, found it couldnt get the oil super hot.

I discovered recently that there is an asian brothel just round the corner.
I might have to investigate for SCIENCE and Cruisey.

>>1017784
I've gone to the tuggers like 4 times but can never blast. Sad :(

>>1017783
When I do schnitty from scratch, I use my electric fry pan with a bottle of oil in it and let it sit flat out for about 15 minutes until my infrared thermometer gun shows the surface has stopped increasing in temp. Then it's just a minute or so each side and done.

>>1017753
Just pour it out on the curb.

>>1017759
Team Stanners

>>1017785
axe them to massage ur bum g-spot or whatever

>>1017769
I dont give a fuck mate. Fix captcha

Me n Cruisey gonna do Friday afternoon beers after a hard week of monging and mong herding.

>>1017791
If the BO was a qt gril would you give him a fuck?

>>1017793
I'd shit in his cunt.

>>1017784
Yes. Do it purely for honing your financial negotiational skills. $150 is fine as long as they take it in the pooper or gargle your vrill.

>>1017796
me with the pipe and creative belt, before I got fat

>>1017793
It'd be fine as long as he takes it in the pooper or gargles the vrill

>>1017792
I have to wage. 4hrs down so far. Knock off around 11.

>>1017795
Anal+100 creampie+100 cimws+50

>>1017799
beers at dolans at 5am?

>>1017786
Yeah, as long as you can get the oil hot enough, theyre great. Low temp makes it soak up the oil.

>>1017800
I only have 3 50s. You will do what I ask or I'll find elsewhere.

>>1017801
Youre not going back to dolans. Ever. You promised. Think of the list.

>>1017802
my electric frypan with a 700 or 750ml bottle of oil is just the right amount for shallow frying a schnitty at near 400F/200C

>>1017803
Kek
Dominating like a bossman

>>1017804
I made no such promise. That was another NEET this morning who got the McTurd wrap or something. I got 2 snosage mcmuffs and 2 hash browns and a large OJ

>>1017806
Oh. Sorry, lost one. Make it 20min?

>>1017805
The deep fryer I had, had a top temp of 200 but I dont think it actually got t here

>>1017809
yeah, no way those cheap appliances are doing any sort of proper temperature regulation
mend it mark pulled apart an expensive toaster the other month, and the circuit boards looked like some shit i'd knock out at the kitchen table after sixteen beers

Two days I poured out three 500g bags of dry pasta in the backyard garden bed.
They were a temptation to my diet. Just empty carbs.
Anyway, today all the pasta is gone. I don't know what took it or ate it.

>>1017807
I would cook you just white omelette with lightly blanched spinach on fresh bread with low fat hollondaise and some smoked salmon and charred cherry tomatoes.
Breakfast is only important because it makes tomorrows poo better.

>>1017811
gnome-like dirt wogs ate them

>>1017808
I texted a locanto ad and they sent me a price list,photos of the girls and of the house.
I walk past it twice a day already.

>>1017812
No offense, but I don't want, and wouldn't eat, any of that shit. You'd do me a full English minus baked beans, or I'd give you another backhander.

>>1017812
You would torment that NEET with flavourless food.

>>1017811
Do you have marsupials?

I'd say "I'm not eating this shit" and go collect Toothpaste and set out for a Happy Eater and half a dozen tins of warm ale.

>>1017815
You'll eat the beans and pretend you like 'em cunt or we're gonna have words.

>>1017814
>texted a locanto ad
Dont do that. Some cunt will call you saying they know where you live or something trying to rort you. Just walk in with 130. And tell them Shane told you about this place.

>>1017621
brace yourself for the next one

>>1017815
I would be offended.
Greek yoghurt and fruit and oatmeal it is.
Zuccini fritters for lunch.

>>1017820
Lol, I've had that I just tell them to fuck off.

>>1017821
Youre the reason Webers diet fals. He needs to learn to be satisfied on whole foods.

>>1017823
That is how Zesty treats us. Like we are locanto whores.

>>1017823
I live for the day some cunt tries that with me. I'd blast their guts all over the front porch.

Is it possible to grate a zucchini and still consider yourself straight?

>>1017825
Locanto whore is a step up for some NEETs.

>>1017824
The days Motherbat makes a cooked breakfast, I don't even think about grazing until I get on the booze.

>>1017826
NEET please.

Hey Cruisey do you like Boney M?

>>1017830
in minecraft of course

>>1017831
he often puts a 'best of' CD on when we roadtrip
we sing and shuck and jive

>>1017833
I hate most of their songs but I really like Ma Baker and Rasputin.

>>1017834
those coons certainly had a couple of catchy tunes

Remember these Hungarians?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9OLpp6daeZw [Embed]

>>1017718
I knew it!

>>1017723
I like the cartoon on the box.

>>1017739
👆💯

>>1017746
If you have a shed, move it in there. One NEET shares a TV with the possums in his shed.

>>1017764
Hot!

>>1017766
Lucky bugger.

>>1017777
Thank you Wizzy.

>>1017785
Tragic.

>>1017792
Lucky bugger.

Motherbat has completed her census.

>>1017825
Hot!

>>1017846
She has good handwriting.

Cruisey I wanna be VIM listed

>>1017849
You have to work for it.

>>1017849
NEETs who want favours do favours.

>>1017850
😢

>>1017851
Hot!

>>1017846
Good feedback.

>>1017846
Good on her.

Might stand up soo

>>1017856
Sleep tight.

>>1017856
Poor gook

Soo Denim
I never trusted her

Need to do a meal prep but don’t know what to make

6

Did some more dishes.

I got 3 (three) lighters.
Feeling promethean.

I'm so delighted

>>1017878
Hi So

You couldn't even rape a passed out boong even if he lubed himself up for you and spread his own cheeks.

>>1017877
Prefer matches. I enjoy the tactile experience.

>>1017887
You grope the matches?

>>1017831
No. I think theyre cliche. Dancers to clicktracks.
Fix captcha please.

>>1017891
You have just lost all my respect.
Heart level 0%

made two waffle cones as a reward for doing some dishes

>>1017833
That was a mix of Earth, Wind and Fire and KC and the Sunshine band, you philistine. You even sung along. Is that why you were talking about the mob and Frankie Valley?

>>1017897
Well done

>>1017846
Are listed as being there next Tuws?

>>1017901
I will not be there on Tuesday, no.

>>1017860
I had two slices of light toast with vegemite.

>>1017904
Well translated.

The wood-fired pizza crew is in town for the night. I'm salivating.

>>1017905
Negro sex music, not negro homo music. I no longer liten to Fiana Ross because of it too.

>>1017911
Are they based out of a van or something?

>>1017911
I could go a good pizza

>>1017912
I challenge you to listen to Ma Baker right now.

The remix is even better

>>1017915
They were really big in western germany. What more do you need to know?

>>1017917
I was just there. Ours were green.
Got a couple creme brules, a couple cos lettuces and a loaf of bread. And chips and shit.

>>1017918
You have failed me for the last time Admiral Cruisey.

>>1017897
You earned them.

>>1017911
maybe go and cop one? 🤷‍♀️
thick crust cheese and anchovies for me please

If you want Cruisey to put out you need to put on the parliament funk.

>>1017920
Put some p funk on, not this sugarcoated kid friendly disco. Theyre more concerned with sequins and shoes than dirty sweat.

put some detergent and boiling water in the air fryer thingo
fresh froxen chibbs and maybe seafood tonight

>>1017923
Lol

>>1017917
Those are all too ripe. They need to be a bit green.

Hey BO I think the NEET that says he don't like the negro music is an Cruisey impersonator you should ban him for breaking that rule.

>>1017924
I ONLY LIKE TWO OF THEIR SONGS YOU FUCK I DIDN'T SAY I WANT TO NEGRO MARRY THEM!!!!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jv-BcCVj-NM [Embed]

Wank music

>>1017928
Shiiet, you think I'm playing. Jive for the sake of it. I'm up for the downstroke, and my nose dont grow.

>>1017930
Afro's will be compulsory at the NEET Commune.

>>1017923
I wanna dance with Cruisey

I made some space tanks a few weeks ago.

>>1017933
Very nice. Those are big ones.

This is my latest disco track. Everything Jack Stratton touches is gold.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=oAZBKlVSLkU [Embed]

can't believe it's friday again, another week gone, with nothing to show for it

>>1017933
Henlo 10K.
Very nice.
I am making a spray booth for my airbrush at the moment.

>>1017933
Wroom. And pew pew.
I don't think those are practical weaponry. Also too WWI.

>>1017934
Thanks NEET
>>1017943
Hello, could you post a pic when it's done please I'm thinking about getting an airbrush.
>>1017947
They are basically WW1 tanks with scifi bits.

>>1017949
Yes I think WH40K has a bit of steampunkish influence. That style goes up to WWI and creating floating or spaceship dreadnoughts and such..

>>1017933
bitches and sex every day

Have to buy smokes before I run out but I also want some jim beams. maybe can afford both but not also the 2 hours of petrol required.
just.

The stinging nettles are the most resistant to the weed killer.
I sprayed three weeks ago and they are still standing. The grasses and other weeds are all collapsed, brown and dead.
They are mocking me.

>>1017955
they have protein in them. you can eat them if you boil them

>>1017953
No she moved back to NZ.

>>1017933
Good work NEET.

>>1017958
cunts grow on trees thats why they call our land a cunt tree.
time for a newey

>>1017949
>Hello, could you post a pic when it's done please I'm thinking about getting an airbrush.
Will do.

>>1017940
Did you smile?

>>1017955
>They are mocking me.
Spoil them with cream.

>>1017940
You kept your head above water NEET. You did well.

>>1017955
Is it a big patch of them?

>>1017949
>getting an airbrush.
For pantomime?

>>1017966
For tank and scenery painting.
Spray cans are expensive.

Hi igay.
Bye igay.

>>1017967
Maybe I should have asked instead: do you have dirty air?

>>1017965
They are run wild. They deliberately grow themselves on vital paths and spots where they can't be avoided.
I suspect a central intelligence is directing them.

>>1017962
No

>>1017974
The psyop is actually against them. They are a super food that used to feed armies.

Do neets ever watch this channel or is it clickbait?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-4G7efSDYlQ [Embed]

>>1017975
There is still time left to smile

Pulling nettles carelessly from certain places could offend fairies or local spirits. Conversely, carrying nettles could deter malevolent fairy beings.

>>1017977
Cruisey buys my milk for me

>>1017979
Very Important Magician

>>1017973
Oh, lol, sorry took me a while.

Monk I hope you have a celebrate Week 2 tonight.

>>1017976
I think I remember mum saying they used to make nettle tea during the war when they couldn't get real tea.

>>1017977
I get recommended it. It is AI and just rambles on without ever making its point. It makes errors of fact often.

AI slop

garn jim beams fuckeet

>>1017989
Monk? Yes!

>>1017991
Monk! No?

lol

>>1017993
Kek, shopping trolley guy is a cheeky cunt

didn't have double serve so i got regular jim beams.
might get tobacco tomorrow and start planning how to grow a tomato plant

>>1017982
I like these types of joges.
We call angle grinder as corner grinder which allows two jokes. Firstly: I can't even reach into the corner. The second is from the fact that we call heel as "corner".
There are others but explaining untranslatable wordplays is not that big of a fun.

>>1017994
He tackled the problem quick. Real peacemaker.

they're releasing trailers for xmas movies already
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FmM2giDwLAE [Embed]

>>1017998
We have the first one on the Endchan Xmas Marathon list.

>>1017999
Is HP on this weekend?