SA BEST A

Stupid fucking dink zipperhead gook whore changed her opening time to 10:00 AM in the morning but didn't bother to update Google or any of her online listings.

>>1016542
Cruisey must have phoned them because it's now onboard for delivery today.

>>1016549
A prostitute?

>>1016552
Pants hemming woman

NEET you put the thread title in the wrong box.

Might need a new thread. I don’t think i can fix subject title

>>1016554
for we are mongs, forever fated to mong things up

>>1016556
We need to be herded

>>1016552
>>1016553
Kek

>>1016554
>>1016555
I need a herder

>>1016550
Very exclusive service.

She didn't rock up until 10:05 AM in the morning. I was harrumphing and shifting from one leg to another. $40 for the pair of jeans and my BMX pants, which have elastic cuffs, which is reasonable given the work involved relocating them.

>>1016562
Is it worth it? I've never had clothes tailored.

>>1016563
I prefer not having to roll my jeans, so yes for me it is.

>>1016552
All the most exclusive tug job places are fronting as hem adjustment stores now, if you want to get tugged by fresh off the boat she new she new tuggers, that's where you have to go

At the gym. Panicking again.

Did the Census.

May have to cut back my chocolate consumption. Is custard good and healthy for you?

>>1016566
I joined Jetts about a month ago. Still havent been

In the city eating some prawns

>>1016570
Enjoy your prawns, Brisbane NEET.

>>1016568
It's very good for you, one serving of custard is equal to two servings of fruit or vegetables.

>>1016570
nice.

might have some beer

also need a poo but deliveries

need to buy something for lunch - what sort of place is least likely to give me food poisoning? a chink run fish and chips place? an aussie owned bakery? the hot food section at woolies?

>>1016576
anything fresh out of a deep fryer should have killed all the bugs

>>1016570
Lovely.

>>1016567
I did it yesterday. Did it load quick or slow for you?

Could've been the shitty laptop I used but it was slow for me.

>>1016579
It seemed reasonable for a government website. I used Edge as I knew they wouldn't have tested it with Firefox and uBlock Origin.

I did not know this
>Under the provisions of the C&S Act the Australian Statistician has the power to direct you in writing to provide information. Failure to comply with a direction in writing is an offence under the C&S Act and can result in prosecution and fines of up to $364 (1 penalty unit) for each day you don't comply.
https://www.abs.gov.au/participate-survey/penalty-provisions

>>1016581
As a single person household, there wasn't a single question on there about me they couldn't have looked up from another state or federal database.

when is the census deadline?

Week without cigarettes. Angry, not in my lane

screw those delivery guys, I'M GOING TO DO A POO!!

>>1016581
just tell them you're a homeless boong and they're doing the census on stolen land

>>1016583
Census night is August 11.

>>1016586
I told them it was 'a load of gay bullshit' in the feedback at the end

Might start a soverign citizen commune with whites only tickabox tribe on land i reclaim from the government and then not pay any taxes for it and make the government fund all the buildings and avoid the laws under the claim us boongs are special and just setup a drug operation later once

>>1016588
Based.

the oldest youtube videos are 20 years old, soon you'll start wondering whether the people in the videos are still alive every time you watch

the amaxon man came while I was doing a poo

>>1016591
There's a couple I've followed over the years who have died

aramex jeet just came past too

>>1016589
>drug operation
I was with you until this. Drugs are fucking degenerate.

hugs not drugs!

Ok, going shopping for loinch and going to drop by the urgent care clinic to find out what the hell happened to my pcr test. Would you neets like anything?

>>1016597
>Would you neets like anything?
Not until you have a clear PCR test, sorry.

>>1016592
>>1016594
Maybe they knew it was poo time.

>>1016597
Cherry Ripe please.

>>1016597
A new liver please.

Feeling mentally challenged.
Strange side effect of poor sleep, not tired, but not really switched on

>>1016601
it stops hurting after you do wagon for a few days fyi

Don't get how monk has been drinking 20+ standards a night for the past 6 years and is still alive

>>1016604
monk is a mechanical man

>>1016604
the full size tall cans? there's no way. maybe if he's a very young man

>>1016604
Monk cannot be defeated easily by such a weak foe.

>>1016606
a standard drink here is equivalent to 30ml of normal proof spirit or 125ml of red wine
our 'full strength' beer cans run anwyhere from 1.3 to maybe 1.8 standard drinks for a 375ml can
a 470ml can of guinness for example is 1.6 standards

Fondly remembering the time the Daily Mail readers urged Joslin to get help after she revealed what she drank each night after work.

I'm a fucking disgrace. How I live is appalling. Tomorrow I'm going to start cleaning my place up properly. Going to turn everything around.

>>1016608
i see, that could be doable tbh, but even monk would have to have a few days off here and there. maybe that's when the meth benders occur since you can't sleep on off days anyway kek
>>1016610
good lad

>>1016610
I will join you in solidarity, NOOT. I haven't done the dishes (or cooked as a result) in longer than I care to disclose.

>>1016609
Joslin needs to revisit the Daily Mail despite the Cease and Desist letter.

>>1016612
A lot of us are in denial about ourselves. Our punishment should be being forced to gaze into a mirror until we feel enough shame to change. No looking away.

>>1016613
Perhaps when Rupert finally carks it

>>1016616
what's up?

>>1016550
How does he do it?

Seriously thinking of another pixza tonight

>>1016619
Me too.

just discovered the microwave is making a buzzing noise despite not being used
can't remember when I last used it
must be a stuck relay or something
might try hitting it with a stick
don't really want to pull it apart

stupid cunt board ate my gif

>>1016622
Might be a little mouse living inside it.

>>1016620
KEk.

>>1016624
No it's chineseum shit designed to fail after n cycles.

>>1016615
JoslinMcCormick3 soon.

>>1016624
Bees?

Getting fucked off with retailers like Big W, Kmart, Bunnings, etc including "Marketplace" sellers in their search results. If I wanted to buy something from some rando, I'd use eBay.

>>1016630
This also angered me. Commission reselling is full jeet

>>1016621
Unfortunately the local pizza joint is shut on a Monday so I might go Coles for a roast chook.

>>1016632
That's pretty common unfortunately. Chook is good with rolls and butter or gravy.

Not happy with the job the grout pen did. Reading about silicone bathroom repair tape - have any neets used it?

>>1016634
Cruisey this NEET needs
https://www.ndis.gov.au/providers/home-and-living-providers/home-modifications/guide-providing-home-modifications

Cruisey I wanna do this

>>1016635
I need bill. But webby won't release bill from servitude.

>>1016633
No chooks at Coles. Should've got some pickled herring and a pack of wagon wheels.

>>1016637
Bill isn't cheap. You'll the NDIS to fund him.

Monk you should become a welder

>>1016593
And think about the thotty 20-something chickiebabes who're now 40+ years old. Thankfully they abandoned their channels.

A tub of discounted potato salad was all I could get.

>>1016636
Be retarded?

>>1016642
I prefer the Pasta salad.

ooh, I've still got some in the fridge!

>>1016641
Trying to remember the dumb pretend-goth who was one of the early camgirls, who disappeared the second she got a Rich White Cuck Boyfriend.. Minksey? Minkie?

>>1016645
hannah minx dressed like a fat titty goth and did jap word of the week?

>>1016643
You can't beat perfection
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AEVaK0e1kTE [Embed]

>>1016642
woe

>>1016646
Yep! That's her.

Did you NEETs know that she was changing the aspect ratio of her videos to make her tiddy look wider. I noticed when she once held a basketball that was flattened from circular. I calculated by how much, ffmpeg'scale it back to normal, and sure enough it made her uploaded videos look peculiar.

Transitioned

>>1016649
Maybe that's whats wrong with my neet belly.

Wanted to put my neetstick in overly attached girlfriend briefly.

>>1016640
unironically no, it's a dangerous job for skilled man

>>1016634
Use Belzona.

>>1016654
👆💯

>>1016567
I scored a genuine Australian Bureau of Statistics Census beanie a few days ago.
I wear it when I go to Aldi to see if any cookers freak out. :D

>>1016657
😁

>>1016657
Fucking Jewtube. I searched for the Ministry music vid, and it threw this far-left shit in my face about CONSPIRACY THEORIES. I didn't look at it long enough to see if it wanted me to call some mental crisis support hotline. Don't try searching for "lolicon" on anything Google, either.

Anyway, the link I was after: https://youtube.com/watch?v=HWelpY0O0jc [Embed]

>>1016659
Apologies, that's some /pol/faggot's remix.

The actual vid (with the GWB mask guy grabbing his balls) is this: https://youtube.com/watch?v=FcPni84nHPI [Embed]

>>1016662
Next thread Pepe. Thank you.

Rage stopped. I might have actually hurt someone in that. I was ready to smash shit

>>1016664
Spinning around with your fists out?

See (You) tomorrow!

>>1016666
Thanks Dan.

>>1016666
Thanks Wizzy Dan.

effen lol
https://www.saiflow.com/blog/the-hidden-ccs2-attack-surface-on-ev-chargers
lt;dr - CCS2 EV Chargers (i.e: the one which isn't Tesla) provide a PHY/network interface, which allow network access to the control system which has the password "root".

>>1016669
quality pajeet engineering

There's some sort of faint smell in my place, I'm too retarded to figure out what it is, might be stale coffee or cleaning product I've never mopped up.

>>1016669
lol

actually might be traces of fruit juice fermenting in my recycling bin. I should be washing out bottles carefully and letting them dry before putting them in the bin. Why am I always such a retard about everything?

Not drinking tonight.

magic mushies are like 30$ for a syringe and we can just grow it.
I'm going to grow weed and magic mushies later

>>1016677
Grow me some garlic please.

Good night.

>>1016651
>neet belly
You have the big belly strongman power lifter build neet, that's all.

>>1016676
You're an evil man Dan.

>>1016678
Will it get you high?

>>1016679
Night.

Good
Night
NEETs
😴

Its still early. Have a goon.
Fix captcha please.

>>1016684
Good night.

freedom is over

https://www.sydneycriminallawyers.com.au/blog/nsw-police-to-be-given-powers-to-access-and-download-phone-content-on-the-beat/

>>1016679
Night fella.
Why does she feel it necessary to show Kevin's cloaca to us?

trying to remember all the urban legends i heard in primary school about heavy metal bands who were secretly devil worshipers

>>1016690
I heard they are singing(?) very quick to brainwash people into worshipping Satan.
>captcha 777*

I'm fixing things tomorrow neets. No more excuses, no more delays. But first I need a good night's sleep and a bit more recovery

Getting anxiety again. Oddly not getting the heart palpitations.

>>1016694
Why don’t you smoke weed or something?

>>1016695
I have too much anxiety about drug use

If you have anxiety problems, you don't want to smoke the paranoia leaf.

>>1016697
This.

MOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN!!

>>1016699
Rubber arm.

Can't sleep, really fucked tonight, all the coughing may have given me sprained chest muscles. Or might be having a mild heart attack. Can't decide.

Awak

>>1016702
what's got you awak neet?

>>1016701
Caughing?

>>1016704
>Caughing
Haven't really been sick in many years, my coughing muscles are probably weak from lack of practice

>>1016703
Probably just going to bed at 18:30 pm in the night time

Looking at the ingredients in anti dandruff shampoo. Some of this stuff has got to cause cancer surely.

Also says 'store below 30c' - I keep mine in the basket under the shower taps where it gets soaked with hot water every time I shower. FFS.

Had a cheeky ginger beer

>>1016708
I’m sure it’s fine

>>1016709
I had a mini apple pie, a little bit of food quells my anxiety and helps me sleep

>>1016707
indeed, an egg is all you need. makes hair thicker too if you care about such a thing

Henlo boys 😘

>>1016689
She is unwell

From towelhead news. For some unknown reason banning u16 Australians from soc media isn't working.
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/8/3/australias-under-16-social-media-ban-failing-study-shows-what-it-means

My greatest problem is they don't really ban kids, but force platforms not to allow kids in. Liek if they catch a 15yo browsing Facebook (lel they probably whatsapp or whatnot, but lets stick to the classics) what happens to him/her? Will they fine him? Put him in prison? Bitchslap across his face? Or what? What do they do to the parents who give and pay the phones the kids use to access social media? To those parents who allow their kids to soc media?
What is the excuse of Australian lawmakers? Are they mongs too?

It's falling out of me.

>>1016715
Probably consolidating power like Krooski

A flash back.

Might get a McChicken for breakfast. Don't think I've ever had one.

went through 7 years of taxes and shredded everything. noticed that my wage has increased by about 10pc over 6 years kek, what's the fucking point lol

>>1016720
I thought you had to keep the records for at least 5 years

harrump

>>1016715
They'll fine the platform.

>>1016723
The real goal of the exercise was to get stupid adults to upload their faces.

>>1016724
You all did it too. Then got upset when they use your likeness.

Weber was involved in bbq galore shutting down

>>1016725
I did no such thing.

>>1016727
Every ad I see now looks like you

>>1016718
It was a good one.

might get the new deepseek model up on runpod to generate some nordy stories

Good morning NEETs.
My data problem resolved itself in an unexpected way.
The mobile provider texted me yesterday saying they had gifted me 10GB free data for no reason. Just to be nice.
By using all my data and not recharging after a certain number of days I guess I triggered some sort of customer retention strategy algorithm.

The good thing about the cold is that you can do the morning weights routine without any sweat.

I got the "to the householder" census letter last week.
I haven't opened it. I'm not going to do it.
Who else is standing strong against the census?
Stand with me NEETs.

>>1016732
Welcome back,you should send a txt message thanking them.

>>1016722
What has happened?

>>1016734
Me. Just not doing it!

>>1016734
I got my letter yesterday, put it straight in the bin.

>>1016725
Two days after I did the face verification I saw my face being used on a continence product ad at a suburban chemist.
I was looking at the nappy like it was a miracle from God.

>>1016739
Your face has saved many after they spent a night on the curry.

>>1016737
>>1016738
Good NEETs. Stay strong. We will do this together.

>>1016734
I lost the envelope. I'm basically gandhi.

gm neets, need more sleep

>>1016744
Good morning sleepy NEET. Go back to bed for more sleep.

>>1016744
Go to sleep

>>1016745
>>1016746
need to have breakfast first neets, no food in the house

I might see if I can start going by "Top NEET" or "Top N" for short.

Had to undress again for an urgent poo.

>>1016747
That is good but I don't picture Cruisey with a beard.

>>1016748
Swing by Ronald's for some mcmuffs.

>>1016750
I thought I heard the poo siren.

>>1016749
Fatherbot’s group of friends used to call a girl on the periphery of the group ‘TC’. She thought it meant Top Cat, but they called her Tunnel Cunt behind her back.

>>1016754
That was unkind of them.

>>1016753
Klaxon*

More like McCuffs

>>1016750
>>1016751
Thinking about me mid gape.

>>1016680
That picture of Weber looked quite similar.

Get settled
Fix captcha please

>>1016726
Once?

>>1016732
GMN. Good news.

>>1016762
So far

Where do you NEETs sit? It is 1,4,4 for me.

>>1016760
>Get settled
What does that mean?

>>1016765
4,2,3

>>1016766
I dont know. Probably that Jason cunt trying to steal my likeness.

From what I can read, the US shits epidenic is from mexican lettuce

>>1016767
Your toast is not going in long enough NEET.

>>1016761
ffs

>>1016765
1/2, 5, 5/6
will do a 3/4 steak if I'm dining with others not to hold up everybody else's meal

This has shaken me. I've been paying extra for the leggos brand to avoid Chinese shit.
It looks like I may need to cut out all processed food and just eat fresh. Australian rice and wheat can probably still be trusted I hope.
Sunrice wouldn't fuck me over with false labelling would they?

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-07-27/australian-tomatoes-leggos-coles-aldi-chinese-tests-show/106940742

>>1016772
>not to hold up everybody else's meal
That is considerate of you NEET but I don't think that is how it works.

>>1016770
Just needs to melt butter

>>1016761
What is he eating?

>>1016769
The Mexicans defecate in the fields.

In the actual third world countries they use human excrement as fertiliser.
And banned chemicals as pesticide. No-one checks.

>>1016774
If you order a schnitzel and chips (say 10 minute cook time) and I order a well done 300g steak (40 minute cook time), you're going to be waiting 40 minutes

>>1016773
The 4 corners piece focussed on thst area of china using slave labour.
Thats what makes them taste so good, and why we cant compete.

>>1016780
>a well done 300g steak (40 minute cook time)
NEET you are off by orders of magnitude. A well done steak will be two or three minutes longer than the medium.

>>1016781
I noticed that. ABC only cared about that lefty BS "modern slavery" crap, not us Aussie consumers being duped. Scum.
We would never have heard about it if there wasn't some lefty aspect to report on.

>>1016782
the printed menus in pubs quite often say to allow 45 minutes for a well done steak

Shredded rectal lining.

Shredded rectal lining.

>>1016784
They must be very thick steaks.

Shredded rectal lining.

>>1016787
Any good steak is at least one inch thick

Shredded rectal lining.

>>1016785
>>1016786
That's considered a delicacy in some countries. Have it with the tomato paste.

Shredded rectal lining.

having a dr pepe and then going to jaycar and bunnings
different jaycar just to spread the love

>>1016789
Those thin "sizzle steaks" have filled many a NEET's stomach in a satisfying way.

>>1016794
Stay safe out there. Stay vigilant. Don't relax.

>>1016783
It was really weird. First normal tv show Id seen in a long time. Sensationalist slop.
But pretty fucked. All the suppliers and distributors denied it.
Good chance the abc or labs fucked up. Probably got free students to do test.. i dunno.
Fuck leggos.

>>1016798
>Good chance the abc or labs fucked up
I would trust the labs over the companies. The truth is they don't know where it all comes from. There are liars and scammers all through the supply chain.

>>1016789
No. Needs weber or oven to bake.
I'd prefer 2 half inch ones.

>>1016795
in a sammich, sure

>>1016791
Imported chinese shit.

Feeding me Chinese tomato paste labelled as Australian should be a crime. I'm not joking. Those responsible should go to jail.

>>1016800
He needs to finish the hole

>>1016799
Yeah, i dont think its leggos etc, its who they buy from. Lot of work to move that many tomatoes.

>>1016807
Leggos don't want to know the truth though, so long as the price is low.
They just get the supplier to sign a declaration saying it is all Australian and then they can say it is not Leggos doing the deceiving, it is the supplier that lied to them.
But they must know. The prices are too low for it to be Aussie.

>>1016809
Yes. Same as all those organic coffee, free trade choc, ethically mined cobalt etc. Suppliers buy through contractors who get the produce however they want, probably through another source. They dont care, its just a sales pitch.

I wish the government would do something to protect us from all this shit.
Why isn't there a government lab that can test for origins and also for pesticide residues and e-coli from human shit used as fertiliser etc?
It has been known for decades that all the cheap Spanish and Italian labelled olive oil is really mostly cheaper seed oils, but they are still allowed to import and sell it as olive oil.
Just test it and then ban it.

>>1016811
Absolutely.

>>1016812
There are, theres lots but they need money and no one works for less than 100k. Fed budget wouldnt cover that, then expect industry to create their own compliance and quality controls, and their own watchdogs, which require standardised measures and third party auditors then expense is covered by increasing price. Every angle is an excuse.

>>1016815
I think the government also doesn't want food prices and inflation to go up so they are content with us eating poison so long as the prices stay lower.

>>1016817
>they are content
We are content.

>>1016818
The NPCs are. Not me.

>>1016820
Just farm your own wheat.

>>1016821
I would love to grow some Khorasan wheat.

Just tried this, would buy again.

>>1016759
That could webby in a year if he got his shit together. Powerlifter bod

>>1016751
I have always imagined him as a rabbinical like figure with a great beard

>>1016765
black coffee
golden toast, pan fried in olive oil
medium rare

>>1016827
>golden toast, pan fried in olive oil
One of my favourites. I am very generous with the amount of oil too.

>>1016826
>a rabbinical like figure
I think that is how he imagines himself. He has watched too many YouTube videos.

Test

Apologies for the vile images, caretaker_NEET has lost mod status for some reason so can't delete them.

>>1016834
>caretaker_NEET has lost
There is no shame, we all end up in the green bin eventually.

>>1016834
>caretaker_NEET has lost mod status
Sounds like he was taken care of.

>>1016837
He had to go, he knew too much.

Probably divine retribution for putting the thread title in the wrong box like a mong. Got wrangled.

Back from Jaycar and Bunnings.
Got what I was after.
Surprised Jaycar are allowed to sell suicide leads.

>>1016841
You did well.
I hope no staff were terrorised during this visit.

>>1016844
I was a good boy.

>>1016847
>Cafe De flore
Sounds nicer than château verda flore.

>>1016849
A man of culture!

>>1016851
I don't deny it.

News Ltd using some good photos of Alan

Got a plain hamburger and minimum chips from the fish & chip shop for lonch.

>>1016856
Beetroot status?
Rating out of 10?

2 packs of woolies 85c wafers
Pretty good.

>>1016858
Very budget NEET. Reminiscent of earlier days before the NEET tastes grew fancy and NEETs started getting above their station.

>>1016857
plain hamburger in SA is just lettuce and tomato and sauce
need to order one with the lot if you want beetroot, pineapple, egg, etc
5/10

>>1016860
>5/10
Not very good. How much did it cost?

glass of Golden Circle tropical punch down the hatch
was $2 a carton at woolies on the weekend

I am up to episode 56 of Bleach anime.
It is just barely watchable. Not exceptional.
I might have to start skipping episodes and just watch the highly rated ones. The big moments.

>>1016861
$12.xx. $13.16 with their non-disclosed eftpos fee.

>>1016862
Sounds refreshing.

>>1016864
How much were the minimum chips? Large quantity?

>>1016864
>non-disclosed eftpos fee.
The dogs. They are all into it these days.

>>1016866
More than I could manage.
I think the burger was $6.95, so the chips would have been $5 or $5.50.

>>1016856
Plenty of salt on my chippies please.

>>1016865
I remembered having it in a fruitbox as a kid. It was good. Might get it more often, depending on what the regular price is.

>>1016868
>More than I could manage
That is unusual these days.

>>1016867
>non-disclosed eftpos fee
literally the central banking scam of the local business, used to enslave mankind

I miss mr squiggle.

>>1016873
That particular episode he'd have insisted on a Whiteboard instead of Blackboard.

I watched Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)
It wasn't too bad. I liked it more than I expected.
The plot was a bit ridiculous but it was okay. I liked the villain.

>>1016875
Weber is Gupta

>>1016610
Have you started cleaning yet, NEET?

>>1016876
I didn't understand why he was a white guy with an Indian name.

>>1016878
British Raj bastard or something

ECAJ and/or e-Karen got X to suspend The Noticer

Day ruined. Stuck at the bus station yet again.

Might buy an escooter from aldi

>>1016881
What is the hold up?

>>1016882
Check the max weight capacity NEET.

Adolf Hitler if you can hear me please save us

>>1016875
I remember the late 90s bond films as being muddled and repetitive.

If you do the census you are part of the problem

>>1016877
yes, but only a bit. Not going to be able to do the big clean until tomorrow

>>1016882
I see so many genx and boomers on escooters, hooning about. Without nuro tier riding skills they must be deathtraps.

>>1016888
Good.
I'm going to start on the dishes soon when I finish my beer. Seven (7) cans to go.

>>1016884
weight limits aren't real

Shift cancelled. You know what that means
Party in the goon cave
https://youtube.com/watch?v=E9xs32idYQw [Embed]

>>1016892
Have you been back since the shift that was cancelled on Saturday?
Why do they keep cancelling? Or is this another case of being let go without being told anything?

>>1016893
Yeah I was there yesterday
Low volume, its just a part time gig at startrack. Agency has me at a more predictable place a couple times a week as well so no wokkas

yellow top long neck. better than I Remember

>>1016721
sorry, i meant i shredded everything prior to that. smart NEET

>>1016895
comfort juice

Comfort Jews.

>>1016899
Where do you buy those blue singlets these days?

>>1016900
Big W sells Tradie brand singlets in white, black, blue and grey.
I think Bonds still make blue ones too.

Tradie makes singlets up to about 8XL.
Bonds uses numbering and crap out at 24, which is like a tight 3XL

>>1016898
me on the bottom right

>>1016902
I was at woolies today and underwear was on special. But they only had up to 2XL size. The fucking discrimination against the larger sized gentleman!

>>1016899
Do any of you actually talk like this?

>>1016906
Of course we do, ya flamin drongo!

>>1016905
It is disgraceful. And we are everywhere too. There must be more 4XL fat cunts in this country than S or M skellies.

>>1016903
That's George Costanza.

>>1016905
Your best bet is Big W, and the aforementioned Tradie range when they're on special. The trunks in 3 or 4XL aren't bad. Just make sure they have a dick flap or you'll be flailing around trying to pull your dick out at the urinal when you have a skinful.

>>1016905
Buy 2 pair and join them together.

>>1016912
Remember when the East Timor thing was happening and the media embedding themselves with the soldiers and them saying the fags at the top had limited them to two cans of VB each per day.

>>1016908
It's time we got some representation in parliament.

>>1016906
of course we do cobber, I'll throw another lizard on the barbie for ya.

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>>1016916
onya zesty

My mum often used to eat bagels. Although she was supposed to be of english ancestry I suspect there might be some crypto jewishness on her side of the family.

I have never tried a bagel.
I have also never tried sushi.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-08-03/canberra-private-school-boys-ranked-female-students/106982550

These disgusting Jewish vultures at the gaybc never stop with these anti-male stories.
Free the boys, being a larrikin is not a crime!!!

>>1016918
I remember they were a very common food item when we visited the UK in 1992. Can't remember the supermarket chain (Tesco maybe?), but there were days we'd get a premade bagel to take for lonch if we weren't sure we'd be able to find something on the way to whichever town was next.
We also ate at some chain of highway diner a few times too. Happy Eater or something.
Toothpaste would know what I'm talking about.

Having an absolute cunt of a time lately. Rage and shit moods. One of my friends turned into a retard out of no where like he did drugs and another turned out to be jewish and betrayed me and stole like 100 hours worth of work off me and gaslit my group against me.

Life is gay and fuck jews. I want some tim tams.
I want to live in a cabin in the woods and just smoke weed and play dwarf fortress all day

might buy a broadsword, leather armor and a shield, go in search of adventure

>>1016918
The Poles reckon the kikes stole bagels from them and claimed them as their own.

>>1016920
I worked at a school doing IT support for 18 months, 25 or so years ago. One day three or four boys about 10 or 11 bunked off and were found cooking a pigeon in a little fire they'd made in the entrance to a storm water drain or something.
All the men saw it for what it was: a harmless 'boys own adventure', but just about every female member of staff wanted them sent to psychs and separated from their classmates and all sorts of crazy bullshit.

>>1016922
>betrayed me and stole like 100 hours worth of work off me and gaslit my group against me
was this a uni project or something?