I have a small penis 😔

>>1015443
We know.

Cruisey I need ointment on my bum bum

>>1015444
>>1015445
Four inches 😦

>>1015447
Have you ever tried one of those extending modules?

Fucking BEEP

Fix captcha

>>1015450
How is Glenn?

>>1015451
I dont know

>>1015454
Would love to hear those, for training and development.

Fix captcha

Need canned onions

>>1015455
>Fix captcha
Git gud

>>1015459
Is that OTC?

Thought having dinner would improve my anxiety. Didn't help. Not one bit

>>1015462
Meth

>>1015462
Have a refreshing glass of Pilk

>>1015462
Have a milk pilk with meth

how do grown ups clean their showers? Someone mentioned sugar soap

>>1015467
Munnybot does it

>>1015451
He is dead.

>>1015467
If it's only tiles I just use that spray and wipe with one of those yellow and green scouring pads.

>>1015469
😭

>>1015471
In stories Steve Wallis told in his videos there were to recurring characters: Beautiful Wife and Crazy Neighbour. Later Crazy Neighbour started to appear in his videos in various projects, like float or camper building and whatnot. Turned out Crazy Neighbour was called Glenn irl.
But Beautiful Wife died, heart failure in her sleep (probably result of vaxxmaxing, they are Canadians). And some months later Crazy Neighbour too. Not sure the reason, "brief illness".

>>1015473
RIP they were solid ones.

Cruisey my stomach still hurts so I took a panadol

>>1015475
Always read the label and follow Cruisey's directions for use.

fried wice was very bad.
pork turned to clag on reheat and pork skin was nasty, frozen vegetables were bad. very bad wice

>>1015475
That's the Alien chewing it's way out NEET, panadol is not going to help.

>>1015477
woe

Good night.

>>1015480
Night fella.
I wish her heda would not be in that video.

>>1015481
>I wish her heda would not be in that video.
Glad someone said it

One of the pcs they threw away was a ryzen with 32gbs of ddr4 and a 480gb nvme in it KEK

>>1015483
thats a good find.

>>1015483
Also full headcount of hard drives is 55 including 4 3.5 inches 1 5tb external and like infinite 2.5 inch drives and two sata ssds

Bill Oddie died.

>>1015487
BBC article didn't say (he was 85)

Tired of being fat. Disgusted by my overeating today. On the diet wagon tomorrow, no getting off until I'm out of obesityville.

>>1015467
CLR for cleaning the glass, with a nylon dishwashing scrubby thing.

>>1015486
Not Goodie

I recall that Tim Brooke-Taylor died during Covid.

Going to watch rick and morty soon

New episode had a great ending

Hey NEETs
Hope you are all well.
Has the board died?

Here's a picture of my arse anyway.

My name is Ducksworth James Evans. I live in Birkdale, Australia. To all law enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt. I am speaking to my family now.
McCurley, you are the love of my life, I hope you know that. Alderton, you broke my heart but you're always there. Rent free in my head. Ari, you're my big man. There are going to be some things, things that you'll come to learn about me in the next little while. I just want you to know that, no matter how it may look, I only had you in my heart. Goodbye.

>>1015489
Good luck NEET.

>>1015493
I will need to watch it later today.

>>1015496
You have a nice arse

>>1015497
Oh…ok

>>1015501
Sounds like a letter someone writes before being charged with a serious crime.

>>1015495
The board is slow late at night. Tiffin is having a sook

awake again, but going back to sleep

Have had insomnia since I was a teenager, still haven't figured out what to do with myself during the night

>>1015505
Don't start a fite club.

Monk good luck on day 2.

I found this video of ztepmum

>>1015507
thanking you

morning neetos

>>1015509
GMN.

About 20 police cars swarmed the bad home, some mong criminal was running around with a gun he'd stolen from some other mong criminal. Mef related.

Bad home denizens walked out one by one to watch police trap yet another mong in a tree and spend hours trying to arrest him.

Might go back in time to 2006. You neets need anything from then?

>>1015496
Nice, battle tanks for the NEETs.

>>1015507
That was a man.

Hate how I'm always fretting for something (((productive))) to do during the day when I work arvo shift

>>1015511
Sounds like an exciting time.

just need a 20 minute nap, why am i so fucked up

Every time I try and access porn on the internet now it wants age verification, what do?

>>1015518
Use brave broswer and switch on it’s free vpn or use your own vpn to a country that’s not shit yet

>>1015518
Xgroovy still works

Went to the petrol station and i went in and said “ how much is your 3 dollar coffees mate?” He was like yeah they’re 3 dollars and we both laughed

Three days no smokes. Holding out well.

Any neets in the woods with a setup? Post pics of setup

>>1015522
I'm going to give them up when I run out. Only got about 2 days worth left

>>1015516
At first we thought it was just a trap house being raided but they were combing the blocks and they blocked each other in with all their cars.

>>1015524
I've got more energy now, not particularly irritable but then I've been drinking.

Taking a shit and talking to the new Codex GPT-Live about the plan for my firefox fork. Just pacing around chatting

Three days no showers. Smelling out well.

garn local iga to get some chocolate, would you neets like anything?

>>1015530
Cherry Ripe please.

>>1015530
One Goats head please.

Plugged in the PC that had ram in it. It boots. Ryzen 5 - 6 core. 32gbs of DDR4. Nvidia 1030. 480gb nvme.
KEK
This has got to be worth 600$ at least.
Plus all the os and files are on it so I can be a cunt and steal their credit card details if I wanted to

>>1015529
Showers are a psyop. Your skin makes a protective coating. Body odor isn’t real. If you spray vitamin mix on your skin every day there is no reason to shower. Showering doesn’t remove bacteria, it resets your protective coating so the jews can sell you more poison in the form of soap and shampoo and deoderant

>>1015534
kek

>>1015533
>Plus all the os and files are on it
Wisest to wipe it.

Women put so many chemicals onto their skin it's hard to imagine some of them don't cause cancer. And they're against that whole 'tested on animals' thing

>>1015534
Rasputineet

fug me just got a txt message the plumbers are coming Thursday 8.00am in the morning, will have to get up at 6am in the morning to get my poos out of the way.

>>1015540
Race to flush.

>>1015528
Why not make some plugin/extension?
That way you're leaving vulnerability management to Firefox.

needed to do the washing for days, weather forecast for today said it was gonna rain, so I delayed another day, wearing smelly dirty clothes that are giving me rashes. It's been sunny all day. FFS.

>>1015528
If you make a git I'll help you vibe code it

can't sleep NEETs

>>1015545
You need a prescription medicine.

>>1015511
I thought Australian gun regulation stopped criminals from having guns.

>>1015546
Thanks Dan, but i think it's your medicine that got me into this pickle.

>>1015545
have you tried sleeping at night instead?

Stayed away from hospital all week. Not sure I can manage another day.

>>1015550
You are doing well NEET.

>>1015547
Yes but for mongs it's the wild west out there. It's why Cruisey is an essential service.

Cruisey I wanna this shirt please

>>1015552
Every mong gets a complimentary gun.

>>1015554
Probably only Complementary NDIS

>>1015547
If criminals are known for one thing, it's breaking laws

😍

>>1015533
A good find.

Cruisey there is a tsunami alert in Japan

>>1015559
Yokozunas aint doing their job.

>>1015560
👆💯

>>1015521
Inflation hasn't hit yet.

Streaming Machete on this Saturday, at 7pm AE*T.

>>1015563
Good.

Might become a bartender

>>1015563
I hope this movie isn't pro-immigration

>>1015568
You should find a new pixxa place

>>1015571
A good binge in the long run can't cause harm

>>1015557
gold

Might get some iron sights fitted to my penis for better toilet aim. Tired of pissing on the floor by accident.

>>1015574
Smart.

>>1015571
That's the age old question.

>>1015574
Just open the back door and let rip neet.

>>1015578
Why not both?

have imagined myself having at least 5 different fatal diseases today. Need to stop this loneliness

>>1015578
why not both?
bought 10 wicked wings and 1o jim beam double serve

>>1015582
Condolences.

>>1015582
Sorry to hear that neet.

>>1015582
RIP NEET's Fren

>>1015569
Only works when they have pretty faces. Even pretzelboy is quite chadlike.

>>1015582
Sorry mate. Put an effort in to go t o the funeral.

>>1015582
Sorry to hear that neet. I’ll drink with you if you want

The 5tb i plugged in had 4tb of shows on it lol. Watching arrow now

>>1015590
Winner, winner KFC dinner.

>>1015582
Woe

Good night.

>>1015593
Good night.

looking on twitter for tsunami videos

claude opus 5 can make a windows 11 UI clone in an hour

https://youtube.com/watch?v=RCsBJz4W4bA [Embed]

>>1015486
nogoodie

gn

Another day of doing nothing but drinking and scrolling on twitter. I haven't had a shower since Friday.

>>1015599
iktf

I am thinking about signing up for OSRS.

woke up after a few hours, racing heartbeat and anxiety

I realise I have ptsd now in addiotion to my other problems

Might start hanging out in anxiety chatrooms, see if I can meet a mentally ill qt

not sure if I should wank now or after the gym tomorrow morning

can't sleep anymore, completely fucked

First time in a few days I slept all the way through. Not the most refreshing sleep but good enough to keep me going.

So far minimal stomach pains.

It's falling out of me.

The situation is blessed

>>1015612
based this guy is a good australian

trying to get back to sleep and some fucking boomer starts a whipper snipper outside

now there's two of them, the other one has a lawnmower

why does grrm never get into trouble for all the incest in his books? are people cool to it nowadays?

>>1015616
Easier to push than pedo shit, for now.

>>1015615
I have always loved that image

>>1015618
it came from brit/pol/ many years ago

>>1015619
Possum sock puppets.
Fix captcha please

Life update: I have woken up

>>1015622
Wonderful.

Nightmares about many things

>>1015620
vimd

If anybody is looking for me, I'm here permanently: >>>/bb/218107
Fucking bullshit there are unannounced mods 'boong' and 'nekobot' randomly deleting posts without any explanation whatsoever.

>>1015626
No YEAH?

>>1015627
Weber, not the other 3 personalities.

>>1015642
Gape'd?

>>1015626
>>1015628
Sent you an email explaining, can't do it here.

might gar some wicked wings and jim beams again

Every time I get my diet under control and start losing weight my anxiety and insomnia soars through the roof.

>>1015657
Monk? No!

>>1015658
Is there anything in particular that cause your anxiety and insomnia during weight loss?
Could Dr Zogbot help you?

>>1015660
no, I started taking lobster pills years ago while losing heaps of weight to cope with all the insomnia and anxiety

>>1015661
Dr Zogbot could always prescribe more pills.
I hope the situation improves for you.

>>1015661
if you fast or diet too hard, your sleep is always light and terrible. it's an adaptation to awaken you if an animal is nearby for you to hunt and eat.

>>1015664
hit your emergency vape lad

>>1015665
WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT !!!!

Anyone need VIM ?

had an excellent nap, bright eyed and bushy tailed now, ready for a big afternoon of adventure!

>>1015667
VIM on Demand is a high class NEET service.

>>1015674
Ready to embrace life.

Hello NEETos

>>1015722
You smell like a faggot

>>1015722
GAN

are there any jewish characters in game of thrones? Or just anti semitic canards?

>When Game of Thrones was still on the air, the show was rightfully criticized for its gratuitous depiction of rape. According to one fan who crunched the number, by the series's fifth season, it had depicted or recounted 50 acts of rape or attempted rape. On average, there wasn't a single episode of the show that was free of sexual assault.
Based!

Sociopaths are restless today. What happened?

>>1015731
There is this Iron Bank or whatnot. I'm not aware there is any direct parallel to Jews.

Hmm. Lotsa post deleted. Or at least some.

>>1015570
Papa Brucette.

>>1015593
Good morning.
This is a nice pidge video.

>>1015595
They had earthquake in Southern Japan. Like 6 or something.

>>1015606
Sounds like a good way of acquiring a gf another problem.

>>1015608
Because you hang out on your phone.

>>1015611
That Lindsey Graham thing made everyone's Tuesday.

>>1015739
The show will always go on.

>>1015616
Daenaeraeys is like 14 when she gets khm, married to Drogo who could be her granpa. The public just eats it all up.

>>1015618
It's a good one.

>>1015622
Good evening.

>>1015626
>board isnt moderated
<problem
>board is moderated
<problem

>>1015658
Are you anxious because of success?

>>1015674
How was your adventure?

>>1015732
You just know the target audience was women.

GRRM is almost certainly still a virgin.

>>1015746
do neets ever clean and defrost their fridges?

>>1015746
I can imagine his books being his outlets. And he doesn't continue because by his old age he lost his drive.

>>1015746
He was born to slay. Women cannot resist a guy in suspenders.

>>1015747
>defrost their fridges?
If my fridge starts running again I will have to chase after it.

>>1015749
👆💯

>>1015749
Like Big Russ in Romper Stomper.

>>1015755
He got scared of his granma.

>>1015723
Get your nose out of my arse!

>>1015729
What?

>>1015757
>What?
Good Afternoon NEET. Lucky it is almost evening.

Cruisey I wanna see Cheese

>>1015758
Looks like a full moon tonight. Why can't I post images?

>>1015760
we hate the moon

>>1015761
You are loved by the Moon.

>>1015759
Nice pidge.

I remember back when I used to play nethack it would warn me about the full moon. I should've listened.

>>1015760
New posters need to make X number of posts before posting images due to spam problem.

Hey it worked. Wanted to post that earlier.

>>1015763
Too soon for his bedtime.

>>1015760
New anti-igay spam features. Just ask for captcha / image privileges.
and say please, please
Yes it’s gay but it’s the only way to stop igay from perma shitting the board

transitioned

>>1015771
Stay safe out there.

>>1015770
Please, please!

>>1015769
Canada is chokefull of skeeters in summer.

Feeling like fried rice tonight

>>1015773
You already have captcha-vim faggot. gave you image VIM anyway since you're not IGAY

>>1015774
>skeeters
Hit 'em with a stick!

>>1015776
Get a large one.

Are gen-z really drinking less these days?

>>1015777
You told us to say please.
I missed you, if that's you TiffRS.

>>1015781
Nah tiffin is still having a sook

Fried a chnitty. Winning

>>1015783
winner winner chicken dinner?

>>1015782
I have my doubts

Cruisey you should make VIMToks. I would heart and save them.

Might starve because I don't want to cook

>>1015787
Put some together some instant noodles.

>>1015788
Don't have any

>>1015789
What can you throw together NEET?

>>1015790
I can throw together one
>tfw no gf

>>1015792
A bit of protein never hurts anyone.

>>1015791
You will lick it!

Is there a reason why some executives get super saggy arms? There was an obese woman working at the checkout at woolies today, in her 50s maybe, her arms seemed to have bags hanging half a foot underneath them. I have fat arms but they're roughly distributed around the arm.

Don't even want a real life gf anymore. But I'm surprised there's no really good gf or vr sex simulation software like I've been promised was just around the corner my whole life.

>>1015795
AI sloppa says
>Very saggy upper arms are usually caused by a combination of fat, age-related loss of skin elasticity, genetics, reduced muscle volume, and previous weight gain or loss that stretched the skin; some people store fat more heavily underneath the upper arm, while others have firmer skin or more evenly distributed fat, and appearance alone cannot diagnose uncommon conditions such as lipoedema or lymphoedema.
I think she could be a skellie in disguise.

>>1015796
MonkAI could change this situation when it's released.

>>1015798
Monk will save us

>>1015799
👆💯

need shiban

Cruisey I wanna go here this weekend

>>1015797
She was a bit strange, the skin around her eyelids was saggy too, but she didn't look super old, just middle aged. Maybe some medical condition. She was quite nice, and the only person I spoke to in person for the past...er...2 weeks I think

>>1015803
You should speak to her again next time.

Nuro is this dangerous?

>>1015805
>Nuro
It's safe here

>>1015806
I need an expert opinion.

>>1015807
Then you better ask weber

>>1015767
Is that the new wage?

almost out of jim beams. it's over

>>1015795
I think people who's weight changes suddenly get uneven body fat distribution.

>>1015808
I can't afford his rates.

>>1015812
Better earn some brownie points. Or else he'll desert us for the mong herder

>>1015801
For what purpose?

>>1015813
I could find a good desert though.

>>1015814
I was gonna ask what are dutch people like?

>>1015815
You are a failed executive

>>1015817
😭

>>1015816
I don't know. I think I only met one Dutch person in my whole life, despite I met lotsa foreigners from all over. I only ever really interacted with them on imageboards. I don't really have anything against them, one is particularly pleasant chap.
There seem to be this perception that they are rude, but I think it's coming from the Anglos, particularly from the Small Islanders where they have the custom of casually lying in each others' faces with fake niceness and can't handle honest directness. And since the internet's language is English, this opinion seems widespread that even I heard about it.
They have a hilarious language that is some mix of English and German.

>>1015779
Got a sandwich from a nearby servo because I'm very lazy. Pack of beef jerky and Smiths chips too.

>>1015820
NEET feast

>>1015819
I had a dutch boss for years. I hated the bastard, but he was one of the most capable people I've ever met. The dutch seemed to be destined in the 17th century to take over the world, before the english somehow stole it from them.

Also very tall. I don't know why evolution decided to make the dutch all 6'6" while the rest of us got stuck at 5'10"

>>1015822
Banker Jew has higher power level than diamond Jew.

Good night.

>>1015825
Night fella.
I feel she reports Kevin's activities in a way that fits her narration.

The current american federal reserve head, jerome powell, is the first non jew to hold that position in decades, something nobody ever comments about.

gotta stop being fat

>>1015786
sorry for the stupid question but ya know, teach a man to fish and all that ... what the fuq is "vim"

Kind regards,
OldFuk

>>1015830
I think it's Very Important Mong.

>>1015831
cheers bud

very intellectually impaired mong

these gen Z foodie shows suck you in as a NEET. now i'm starving
https://gofile.io/d/lYJemJ

Good night NEETs

>>1015834
This NEET is very suspicious.

g'nite neet

>>1015837
Night fella.

>>1015826
Correct.

>>1015835
Sleep tight.

It's falling out of me.

>>1015828
u gotta stop stealin fr*gs

it bin day stupiids

Looking at these statuses and times and wondering if I am retarded

>>1015844
Thank you.

>>1015845
Your parcel is lost in time.

>>1015848
Cruisey will retrieve it in the Tardis (TardsRus)

Neil always the joker

>n total, it has spent $45,674 during Neil's four "haul-outs", including the cost of engaging security personnel as required.

95 Minutes so far.

morning bros

>>1015847
Does psych ward actually care about middle age male alcoholics? They seem to mainly exist for teenage girls to have dramas

>>1015853
why would an alchy even be there? alcohol doesn't cause psychosis

Over 2 hrs now.

>>1015856
new job sucks?

>>1015857
140 minutes
thats how long the plumbers were here, leaving now.

No, still here, probably working out the bill before they leave.

>>1015858
big jobbie?

>>1015746
He has been married twice.

having a beer

and another

lol 4 minutes

>>1015860
Replaced two cisterns, fixed the tap in the granny flat, replaced another two taps and replaced the kitchen spout. They did have trouble with the cistern in the granny flat.

>>1015862
>>1015863
Youu need to pace yourself neet.

>>1015865
why the need to replace cisterns but not pans?

>>1015866
only having a few (maybe 14) today cos driving to sweetie's tomorrow
it's her birthday on satdee

>>1015865
do you have a granny or other tenant in your flat?

wanna go for a waddle to that sicilian bakery and buy some pastries, but need to lose weight

>>1015870
the waddle cancels out anything eaten
this is known science

>>1015861
What sort of guys are into cuckold fetishdom?

>>1015867
30 year old toilets, newer pans are smaller and these ones are fine except for the cisterns that were well and truly stuffed plus cheaper not to replace the pans.
>>1015869
No, I use it as a store room and I have my home theatre room subwoofer amps in there as they have fans so are too noisy to have in the room with you.

>>1015868
I hope you got her something nice.

>>1015874
getting her a woolies chook and maybe a dixie cup of ice cream
might take her for a drive

>>1015873
my pan is badly cracked and held together with silicone
it will collapse under me one of these days

>>1015872
look at that mustache, women are helpless before it

>>1015872
interesting
he was a normal weight when young too
must have started eating his feelings in his mid-20s

>>1015876
You will have to hover.

>>1015870
Sausage roll please.

>>1015879
I have a whole new toilet in a box, just cbf. I'll probably watch a couple of videos on installing one and do it one day

>>1015876
I have the same concern, I never fully put my weight on the toilet, always keeping myself just barely touching it when I sit

>>1015849
kek

Keep finding places I never thought to clean, full of mold and dust

>>1015884
Take a small mirror in the shower with you.

Eating a chicken schwarma instead of my customary lamb. Very mediocre.

>>1015886
Lack of seasoning or shitty chook pieces?

>>1015887
Lack of lamb. Chicken tastes like chicken. I'm trying to cut down on the amount of saturated fat in my diet, but I don't think switching from lamb to chicken is worth it. May as well just stop eating schwarma.

Masses of dust on top of the shower. Also on top of the doors and door jambs, because I never think to wipe down there. And the area near the shower head at the top of the tiles has mold and has worn away from decades of water spray

>>1015888
I love chiggen. Probably my favourite meat.

>>1015890
with or without skin?

Wondering if there's mold in the roof spacing now. Nothing I can do, I rent this place.

>>1015891
both

Another fun day in the city looking for a job.

>>1015894
Stop in for a cheeky pint.

might get a full face rubber mask to protect me while cleaning, n100 filters with active charcoal

Whenever I'm in the city, I like to walk into the Hindley Street police station and scream "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, YOU FUCKING MINDA?!" at the desk sergeant.

Awake but ay what fucking cost? Hungover as shit

>>1015900
hangovers are for weak poofs
git gud scrub

cruisey didn't bring me a coffee today so i might go to the jobseek place and bludge a coffee of their free kitchen

>>1015902
Don't you dare shit talk Cruisey!