NEET 07/31/2026 (Fri) 11:22 No.1016191 del
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Went in for heartburn medicine, doctor jeet asked how much i drank and said a bottle of wine and a bottle of vodka, and then what i ate which was a hungry caterpillar list of a side of beef, stroganoff, borscht, blinis, three salad, brandy.

When doctor jeet realised this was likely a single meal, he cracked the shits and stormed out into the car park.