SA Best A.

How does he do it?

>>1012373
Best is supposed to be all upper case.

anxiously obsessing over all the stupid stuff I've done to my body in the past

How?

Have to go to job search place soon

>>1012374
𝙝𝙤𝙬?

>>1012378
It'll be a year next week since my first Cenno payment. That probably means they're going to try forcing me to see some job search lesbian. Like and subscribe for fun stories of making a dumb bitch cry, getting arrested at the office, refusing to jump through hoops, etc, etc.

>>1012381
Just get on dsp NEET

>>1012381
And compulsory attendance of job seeker courses run by a Church that'll try to convert you.

>>1012382
signed. It's better than winning the Lottery.

>>1012383
Well that's a separation of church and state issue I'll have to raise with my MP and a reason to not attend until resolved

there's probably a multitude of ways t bog the system down using their own lefty bullshit against themselves

>>1012381
*clicks the bell icon*

just showing up looking and acting like Hando is probably enough to derail things

I still maintain none of the young scum I see running amok in Lizbef are participating in any jobsearch activities.

nor the drunk boongs everywhere

You're never too old to have a wank

>>1012391
sometimes only a whisp of dust comes out

>>1012391
You're sadly mistaken.
I'm in my mid-50s, and it's only like every 2nd day I get the urge.

>>1012366
That frogs hand is in the chooks cloaca

>>1012352
Theyre disease ridden vermin. Half have rabies. My dad was biten by one at his work. Had to have a dozen injections.
The bulls especially need to get shot. They are no good for eating once their balls drop, same as goats and sheep. Thats why we slaughter them as lambs. Camels are feral and good for nothing.

forgot to get fucken hose clamps at bunnings
nevermind
will make motherbat buy them on the weekend

>>1012394
That is how you keep them healthy. We told Cruisey.

>>1012386
Sounds like a job

>>1012389
Generational

>>1012381
Do not make a spectacle of yourself there NEET.
You need to know when to bend the knee and accept a situation.
Just jump through the hoops as best you can.

>>1012397
The dog was commissioned for that job

>>1012401
That was a shameful situation.

>>1012400
But why should I jump through hoops as a 'worforce ready White', when there are no such hoops for generational scum, boongs, niggers, shitskins, ragheads, etc, etc? They want me back in the system as quickly as possible so they can resume milking me for tax dollars to support the aforementioned groups.

>>1012389
When i went to cairns the people there said the youth like to be in juvy or whatever it’s called because they have playstations and smoke pot in there and it’s basically a party

>>1012396
doubtful she will know what those are

>>1012404
yeah
that's youth, and perhaps understandable
but lizbef has 4th or 5th generation welfare now where nobody in the family has had a job since 1960

>>1012405
I'll be there to guide her hand into her purse

>>1012406
the 28 year old guy in the red sneakers in the centre challenging the centrelink security guard to come outside and fight him isn't being made learn how to format a resume by the woman with the shaved head and rainbow flag

>>1012403
You are correct that it is an unjust system, but you need to accept that you are powerless to change it and therefore jumping through the hoops is the easiest way to navigate it.
You will have to go through the hoops one way or another.

>>1012403
Because you know how to do arithmetic on even single-digit numbers.

I recently visited a roadhouse that was certainly owned by a local Booong Land Council (abo falgs, etc.) yet the employees were all 18 year-old backpacker white girls. Out the back were the boongs exited about the new land cruiser from the government for having brains not further evolved than a fish.

fucking anxiety won't die down, fuck

>>1012411
We'll get you a government landcruiser NEET.

>>1012412
lol
I'm working myself into a tizz too

>>1012412
Something nice.

>>1012403
That’s why get on dsp NEET. White men are the second most opressed group because we have to support all the shit skin invaders. Fuck that. I’m leeching the system and never paying tax. I’m going to sell drugs when i can work out how to on the dark web.
The most opressed group is gamers
because We LIVE IN A SOCIETY

>>1012414
Very nice.

>>1012412
farmerspec please

>>1012417
It came from Perth. I am pretending 10K lovingly wrapped it in bubble wrap and posted it to me.

Might get a mong job. Highest pay is like 30$ an hour and i’ll have like no obligations to actually work

The people that work in the job network centres do not design the system.
They do not even understand the system other than what they are required to make you do to tick off the boxes necessary to keep you in the bux.
Speeches on the wrongs of the system and your unhappiness with it will be completely wasted on them, and quite bad manners really. It is above their pay grade and above their understanding.
It is easiest just to do what they ask.

>>1012421
AI is telling me how to make Human Rights Commission complaints about it.

>>1012420
Move to the Territory. Knowing how to do arithmetic on at least single digits makes you unsackable even if you only show up for work once a week.

(cavet: there will be boongs in numbers you could never imagine before)

>>1012421
>They do not even understand the system
oh they know enough to display their pride flags and pendants and work it fr their own benefit

>>1012422
White men do not have human rights in this country.

>>1012425
yeah it said to go above the AHRC and use the UN one

>>1012424
You will not need to become gay to continue getting your bux.

RDNS nurse has shown up to wash the old guy's peanus across the road

>>1012427
That is not what I meant and you damn well know it.

>>1012424
No, undergrad uni students from Melbourne show that to them.

>>1012430
they've been referred to as
>naarmgroids
the past two weeks on twitter

it's causing some small meltdowns

>>1012403
You are the aforementioned group.

>>1012422
Take it to the UN.

>>1012433
Oh right. I bet I have a longer work history and higher education than yoursef.

>>1012427
He is a gamer

>>1012435
I'll give you a job. Theres still a small opening in the green bin compound if it doesnt work out.

>>1012435
Do not take his bait. He is a low quality NEET.

>>1012437
Give me a job then. Full-time. Minimum $120k + superannuation.

>>1012438
Chuck it over the fence for the dogs

feel like there's some NEETs here that really want tech jobs for some reason and are a bit bitter about not having one

>>1012439
6 month probation at $38, and if you meet kpis and no sickies, or retarded shit, you'll go up to 40ph.
You have to actually work though, attending employment location doesnt justify a wage.

>>1012423
kek

>>1012423
>numbers you could never imagine before
Double digits?

do cultured wino neets ever get liver pain?

>>1012442
cruisey i wanna take mongs to kfc and the moofies too for 40$ per hour

>>1012447
It'll cost you $73

Tom isnt answering. Fucking clod engineer cunt. I sent two emails stating I want is overpriced software and he still wants a phonecall, then cant be available when he schedules the call.
230 is not a quarter to 3.

Their landline doesnt answer, just goes to a voice memo saying to not resubmit requests.
These slack fuckers. Getting paid to show up rather than being able to do their menial liason role, which requires the competency of a goldfish to follow their fucking bouncy ball guideline cheat sheet.

The first job I'd get you to do is get some new green bins,

AI generating cute kemono waitress girls. With lots of bikkies.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=PzDhmz6aKZQ [Embed] cambodia, kampuchea if you will, is a massively underrated shithole where africa tier barbarism existed well into our lifetimes. total shithole.

>>1012453
have a bikkie

>>1012454
nakadashi manko

cruisey is SIL housing good?

>>1012360
Did you meet Jim?

>>1012449
>>1012450
Monk will get back to you soon NEET.

>>1012457
Yes actually. He seemed like a nice guy

Butter chicken with basmati down the hatch

>>1012461
A good feed.

>>1012462
kek

>>1012462
mad that

There were no Olives to save.

>>1012415
That could be turned into a nice technical.

>>1012420
Do it NEET. Just having a routine can help.

>>1012462
Free shower after hard workout.

Google AI believes you can build a thirty meter wide brick shed without support beams.

>>1012469
But when challenged it now says:
>If you try to build a 30-meter wide, unreinforced brick shed, it will collapse.
When querying this it starts to talk like a reddit faggot
>Google AI may backtrack or change its tune when questioned because it lacks true comprehension and relies instead on statistical probabilities and your conversational input [cite: 1.1.4]. It mirrors your language, often assumes challenge implies error, and adjusts its output to please or appease the user [cite: 1.1.9].

>>1012470
It's an autocomplete.

>>1012466
Hopefully he's back soon.

>>1012471
kek

i wish i had tim tams

>>1012471
There's a special place in Hull for the inventor of autocomplete.

>>1012474
iktf

>>1012474
The double coat.

>>1012475
Reasonably bantered.

>>1012476
Cruisey I wanna one of these please

>>1012479
shut up

Afternoon anxiety went away after a nap. Wish I'd been prescribed naps in the past rather than lobster pills.

>>1012482
An afternoon cask can help with an afternoon nap

>>1012366
God I miss her so much.

>>1012475
Hehe

>>1012476
Disgust.

Getting wigged wangs

fuck off

trying to sling some tabs so i can go get tim tams and NEET treats

>>1012488
Good plonk shouldnt be in a can
Is that the post?

pajeet deda

>>1012491
He did not adjust to market conditions.

>>1012490
Every boong knows the best plonk comes in a bottle.

hopefully money coming in and i'm gonna buy tim tams with it

>>1012494
Will you enjoy them individually or demolish the packet in a single sitting?

time to buy tim tams

>>1012495
demolishing multiple packets in one sitting

>>1012497
Space them out neet.

>>1012497
Everytime you wonder what you should do, just stop and ask yourself 'If clive palmer were here, what would he do?'

>>1012499
But Clive is rich, I bet he could afford a pack a day easily.

>>1012498
This NEET don't need no advice about how to eat timtams. Read the room cuz. That's tim tam NEET.

>>1012499
👆💯

Good night.

>>1012503
Good night Pidge. xx
You could stick your beak in my cup any time you wanted.

4 packets of tim tams double coat
2 bottles of passionfruit soda
4 bottles of zero sugar lemonade

acquired

>>1012505
Well done NEET.

>double coat
The best!

>>1012505
Nice haul.

I'm going to take a shit and have a coffee. No idea why, but I feel compelled to stay up tonight.

>>1012508
too many late afternoon naps

>>1012508
Late night neet.

>>1012490
I'm a NURSE born in AUGUST
with five GERMAN WIRE HAIRED POINTERS
and a HUSKY
and your FINGERS were dipped INSIDE ME
searching for HONEY
that would not COME FOR YOU

>>1012503
Night fella.
That's a chill video. I think you posted it some time ago. Unless they made a new one.

If I was a cereal killa
I would kill Indian women
The FBI Behavioural Science Unit would dub me
The Poojeeta Deleta

Ate almost a full packet of tim tams and a bootle of lemonade. Now sleepy

>>1012514
Good work NEET.

Do you NEETs keep getting recommended these two on YouTube?

>>1012505
All dpuble coat?
Why no other flavours?

I'm craving Aldi-brand shortbread fingers.
No money until Friday.

>>1012508
Have a poo

>>1012517
He got the best. Why settle for less?

Aldi-flavoured shortbread.

Jusy had a blast hopefully early sleep tonight

BoardNEET I saved this Pepe for you.

>>1012524
Double coated ninja

>>1012525
kek very well bantered.

I have begun watching the anime Bleach.

>>1012518
Stand outside the shops and ask people for money.

>>1012528
I am a NEET of enormous size and enormous dignity. I cannot stoop to begging.

>>1012521
Would endchan’s codebase be a good start for a fork ojr would it be better to go with vanilla lynxchan and penumbra lynx?

We plan to customize the front to be an old style imageboard with no user created boards and I want to seriously beef up the moderation tools too

bad sleep again, keep feeling my heartbeat

>>1012531
Time to try some breathing exercises NEET and oerhaps a smartwatch to check your heart stats

>>1012532
I have a pulse oximeter, vo2 is fine but my heart rate is varying a fair bit every few minutes, which is probably normal for me

thinking back I've been having the heartbeat awareness thing for many years

very upset and anxious about being fat though, going to eat a strict diet from now on and lose weight

>>1012535
300grams of chicken breast and unlimited brocolli a day and you’ll lose a kilo a week.
Or just take ozempic pills.

>>1012536
had some museli

Night pebsi

>>1012538
Add a splash of milk.

>>1012539
love me some pilk

made hot chogolat

It's falling out of me.

xeric
adjective [ZEER-ik]

1. characterized by, relating to, or requiring only a small amount of moisture

Possum's bussy is a xeric environment.

>>1012544
Thank you.

it's fog outside
cruisey (captain compass) is probably going to get lost

>>1012544
A wonderful word of the week.

>>1012546
Not if he blows his fog horn.

morning neets

>>1012549
Morning.

Morg

>>1012552
Grab me a pack please.

>>1012553
No, you're fat enough.

>>1012554
True.

>>1012555
It was rude of me. I'm a disgusting fat shit and in no position to criticise.

wish I had somebody to help hold my plank steady

can you just be on cenno forever?

>>1012557
You need a horse.

>>1012558
Don't see why not.

>>1012559
horses dont have hands

>>1012560
how much is it? would it cover rent?

>>1012560
There will come a point where the system collapses under its own weight.

>>1012544
Thank you.

>>1012557
Give Cruisey a buzz

>>1012563
>collapses under its own weight.
We'll see

I was woken by construction over the road. Another boomer front door ramp going in it looks like.

>>1012567
There's two van loads of sparkies doing something to one of the units across the road. Wonder what she fucked up.

Three vans now.

>>1012569
Triple the price.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/pets/pack-of-dogs-chases-man-away-after-attempted-sexual-assault-in-southeast-melbourne/news-story/1d8707ba7c9e6126d449697b1f60775a
based doggos

>>1012571
They were good boys.

7.2
no wonder I feel cold

>>1012558
Yes it’s called DSP

GM NEETs

having a soup

>>1012575
gm

>>1012575
Good morning.

>>1012573
You need to go for a run around the block to warm you up.

>>1012579
had a mug of soup
going to make a toastie at 11

cruisey i wanna go camping in winter: https://youtube.com/watch?v=_STcL4Jce_M [Embed]

>>1012581
...briefly?

>>1012580
The home made pea and ham soup?

Did our actual camping NEET survive the other night?

>>1012583
chiggen noodle

Might cobfee

>>1012584
I think he is still defrosting.

>>1012585
The cup-a-soup?

>>1012588
yes

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/movies/upcoming-movies/cult-film-director-rejects-claims-film-sequel-is-too-white/news-story/07a8ac1cf0bbb55176d35f91f957c432
no niggers in the new lotr thingo

>>1012587
He might need a few paper towels and Mike.

>>1012589
I only buy them when they are on half price special. Full price is too much.

>>1012592
as do i
reject shop sometimes has them too

come home anons
https://8channel.net/

>>1012594
You need to provide a choppah if you want us to move.

>>1012596
if they're anything to do with the original 8chan they can die in a fire

it's bin day tomorrow

>>1012596
A big one

This is quite alright.

I have been getting a lot of spam calls. Robo voice telling me about problems with my visa. Press 1 for English, 2 for Chinese.

Have to work out what to do with the chook.

>>1012600
Do you add sugar?

>>1012602
Cook it and eat it NEET.

>>1012601
Did you press 1 or 2?

>>1012603
no