SA BEST A

>>1011359
is that an Achilles doll?

>>1011354
God I miss Monk.

this is the real thread now

went to new tugger.
40 something chink
100 in
40 minutes no blast
dissapointed

>>1011371
You should've asked for a refund.

>>1011372
It's not her fault my dick is broken

>>1011371
Was her technique poor?

>>1011374
Deathgrip syndrome?

>>1011374
Did you try hitting it with a stick.

>Finally get a text message from someone, hardly ever happens
"Hey neet this is a friendly reminder from us to leave a positive review on google, otherwise we'll come round with the lads and give a seeing to ya. Don't make us be unfriendly."

>>1011377
👆💯

>>1011378
As I said, send her a dick pic and tell her she's seen it. Book her in for a tug next week.

>>1011378
You should give them a positive review.

>>1011375
>>1011376
Both and my knob is deda for some reason. Just hurts when it's touched.

>>1011382
Have you tried bashing it with a stick?

>>1011383
I think that's why it's broken in the first place :(

>>1011384
Strange. I thought it would've rebooted it.

>>1011382
NEET see if there is a YouTube tutorial to improve your function.

>>1011386
The only thing that will help is a nice thick coating of Belzona.

>>1011388
Great recommendation NEET.

There are lots of videos. I would avoid that jewess in the middle though.

The NEETs just have to go back to the wanking fundamentals.

>>1011365
"NEETs" and xfsd activity

Seriously though
someone tortured me once and rubbed my dick really hard after i came and it locked the feeling of my knob to be overly sensitive to the point of pain

Would the NEETs like a public site with all my pepe collection on it? I have like 150k of them. I would have to do a bit of work to get it up and make a nice UI for it.

>>1011393
Was it consensual?

>>1011395
forced by the state

>>1011395
No Hence why I called it torture NEET

>>1011397
I am sorry that you went through that NEET. It was not right.

There are people who consent to be tortured for sexual gratification. All sorts of weird subcultures out there.
I apologise to our NEET for thinking he may have been part of one.

Dirt bikes very active tonight.

>>1011394
A torrent would be good NEET. A website would be good if the Pepes are categorised and can be searched by category or name.

Having horrible anxious paranoid thoughts at the moment. Need to calm down.

>>1011403
You are not adequately distracting yourself.
You need to engross yourself in something.

>>1011392
To spark their curiosity?

>>1011393
Wanked to the point of no return. Tragic.

>>1011406
Where does the point begin
I need to wank less

>>1011398
❤️

>>1011402
I don't know how to make a torrent yet. Maybe later

Fed the neighbours dog onion and garlic

>>1011409
>how to make a torrent
Google that and you will find an easy guide. It is not a hard thing to do.

>>1011410
You did not.

>>1011407
NEET you'll have to research it for us. Multi-tug shop visits. Then report back!

>>1011407
At the commune we will have a dedicated wanking neet to figure such things out.

>>1011412
Did ;)

>>1011410
>>1011415
mad man !

I'm going back to the feed trough. Cant help myself.

>>1011417
Disturbing. Bad vibe.

>>1011413
>>1011414
42

>>1011418
Good feed?

I didn't believe that NEET the other day that the pozz would be that bad

For the NEET wanting the irregular GF

bed
he has forsaken me on the other board

>>1011425
Sleep tight. Looks like Krooski is on a new adventure.

>>1011394
Make a board. Autopost with script from directory. Make it polite and give a minute or two between posts. Lock down the board when you pause or finished.

>>1011421
Hit the spot.

>>1011423
The country is cooked.

>>1011419
You can't handle the CABBAGE CARNAGE because you're weak

>>1011422
I knew that joke.

>>1011423
They make you dodge a bullet there. The last good GTA was IV

>>1011425
He is back with us. Good night.

>>1011427
I don't know if there's enough storage on the site for that. It might be like 400gb of them

>>1011435
How many MBs an average pepe is?

>>1011435
She'll be right. What's the worse that can happen? Just give 'im a warm Ovaltine and he'll be right.

>>1011418
What are you getting? Two meat and cheese 12 inch subs?

>>1011429
>>1011433
Lads just want to have a bit of fun.

Neets how often do you speak to your neighbours? I've lived next to mine for 5 years, have maybe spoken 1 sentence to mine.

>>1011440
What was the sentence?

>>1011404
You are right, I have decided to embark on an evening of comfort eating, online chatting, and early bed.

>>1011441
"No"
I also had another conversation with another neighbour I've had for 10 years. That conversation consisted of me saying "Uh...No"

>>1011437
No. 400 gigs is a lot.

>>1011440
Never.

>>1011442
Comfort eating
I might make some more pasta
or sugar snacks
>>1011445
I wish I never met my neighbours

>>1011446
Most of mine probably aren't that bad, but I'm very anxious and I don't know how to avoid trouble makers so I just avoid everyone.

>>1011443
You should add a word or two to future conversations

>>1011448
Instead of saying No, he could say "fuck no"

>>1011447
Probably for the best
Trouble makers are not fun
and you have neighbours here in NEET channel

>>1011449
Exactly.

>>1011454
Don't think Tina was even trying then.

>>1011453
We will need lots of Belzona for the neet commune toilet block.

>>1011455
Yeah. Lucky of the TiNa.

>>1011456
👆💯

>>1011455
>>1011457
*Luck of the TiNa

It's quiet... too quiet.
all the NEETs must be having a wank at once

>>1011460
wank O clock

>>1011461
Wank city, wank city!

Good night.

>>1011463
GN

>>1011463
gn

>>1011463
Good night Pidge. xx

>>1011463
Tell me about your bowery

>>1011468
Is that the reason for all of the thick young prim ladies
I wish I had some dollars for confectionery
I might make another batch of pasta instead
Third bowl of pasta tonight
it must be a type of mental illness but in reality just poverty

Good night NEETs. I'm off to bed.

Mandalorian and grogu movie is good but wait for a real torrent

awake again, always sensitive to my own heartbeat

>>1011470
Sleep tight.

Cold. Cant sleep.

Fix captcha.

>>1011474
Post buttocks

>>1011400
gotta get my hands on one of those new k327x's

>>1011478
kek

😞

Cruisey where is our road trip to today?

Good morning NEETs.

>>1011483
m

>>1011482
Handsome fella.

>>1011483
>>1011484
GMNs

>>1011477
A metaphor for the ageing NEET. The anvil over our head and we don't even realise it.

Cruisey I wanna go to Brixpo
https://www.brixpo.com.au/
>Back for 2026 with SIX basketball courts of incredible original LEGO® creations!

>>1011489
Cruisey make that two please

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZkydqDdPeN4 [Embed]
Cruisey the weird girl got into my computer AGAIN!

>>1011489
>>1011490
We could get you pair in as children, should help save a few dollars.

>>1011492
Herders get in free

going to get dressed and go to bunnings and dans

>>1011494
Have a safe trip NEET. Be careful in the Dans car park. undesirables sometimes hang out there.

>>1011494
Just about to go to Dans myself, might see you there.

>>1011494
>>1011496
Give each other a cheeky wink please.

>>1011497
We gave each other the nod.

>>1011498
❤️

>>1011481
Youre going to woolies, then kfc for me.

Fix captcha.

Wonder how far he is.
I want a danish, a green dare, caramel glazed donuts, deli vege bake, kransky and a custard tart. And a bacon and egg roll. He'll need to make another trip to kfc, the first binge cant wait.

>>1011501
>deli vege bake
I am not familiar with this. Is it good?

>>1011502
I dont know. I doubt it, but was the only healthy thing I could think of.
I think only drakes does it.

Fix captcha.

>>1011502
Actually, I think I have had it. Just cheesey brocolli and cauli.
That does sound good, I mihht make one at home. Roux with mustard and get rid of the shitty 'mexican' cheese blend I got from costco.
Mexicans didnt have cheese.
Wonder if you can milk those giant guinea pig chupacubras.

>>1011505
Less absorbant than chux but more water tight

still need some 100mm semi-flexible ducting, a decent bucket with lid, a 12v fan (might have in shed), and some kind of LED lighting

>>1011504
>Wonder if you can milk those giant guinea pig chupacubras.
pretty much any female mammal can be milked

>>1011505
Big project?

>>1011509
for my plank

>>1011506
kek

>>1011504
You are ignorant about Mexico and cheese.

Apparently native Americans 'domesticated' turkeys.

https://birdhistory.substack.com/p/transatlantic-turkeys

Looks like most of the breeding went on back in Europe, then when colonies settled, they brought back the new and improved model.

>>1011508
>female
I can teach you a thing or two.

>>1011512
What animal does it come from? Where do they come from.
Unless its llamas, but I suspect that they are a different animal now than whatever the meso americans had due to modern selective breeding.
Mexican, and American cheeses suck. No bite, and often fruity. More focussed on 'cheese pull' than flavour.
Real cheese doesnt stretch.

12.5 feels like 7.7
no wonder I feel cold

>>1011515
seppos would put sugar in cheese if they could

>>1011515
You are trying to razz me up.

>>1011517
Corn syrup. Helps with the pull.

>>1011518
Chuck it all over the fence for the stray dogs.

I am being fence cheese shamed.

>>1011523
also taught them how to talk lol

>>1011515
>Real cheese doesnt stretch.
wogs might like a word

>>1011522
Bricks of processed cheese product, melting in the midday sun, turning into a vibrant macroplastic blob gluing the dogs butholes shut from theinside. Tasty blend.

>>1011525
Moz isnt cheese.
Real wogs know I'm right.

He's feisty this morning.

It is good to have him back.

>>1011528
Aged curds. Mozarella isn't aged.

>>1011530
it's a pulled curd

>>1011531
Sign him up for NDIS.

Might macdonalds

>>1011534
stop copying me

>>1011534
Get me the 20 pack mcnuggies plox.

>>1011534
I will soon too. Thank you.

>>1011536
i got the double quarder pounder no pigglez and the ten nuggers

>>1011534
2 large chips and a small coffee please probably $15 for that

>>1011539
Looks like AI to me.

>>1011541
Pull my curds

>>1011534
their iced coffees are firing rn. lots of sugar though

>>1011508
>female mammal
*neet

>>1011516
Put some clothes on.

Almost 2 hours to change 2 spark plugs fug me.

>>1011546
stuck or just hard to get at?

time for a guinness, pronounced jinness

>>1011546
why wouldn't you change them all? odd

>>1011549
it's motorbike neet

>>1011545
I'm waiting to be milked.

I can't find the milking stool.

>>1011552
Meow.

>>1011547
Very hard to get to
>>1011549
Twin cylinder motorbike.

>>1011552
We're coming.

What does it mean when another NEET meows at you?

>>1011555
I've been putting mine on backwards.

>>1011557
Hot!

Quarter pounder no mustard add lettuce add mayo no pickles coke chibs and coffee going down the hatch

Just saw a nixe fit ass

>>1011550
>>1011554
apologies, based hope you did the wires too

>>1011561
wot

oh
nice fit arse?

>>1011558
I did it faster in GTA San Andreas.

>>1011560
Good feed.

>>1011561
It wasn't mine.

>>1011565
You did not.

going to finish current beer and have a scrounge in the shed

>>1011569
Be careful out there please NEET. Don't get anything stuck in the vice.

back from scrounging
only had a 240v fan and a smaller 22v fan

Nocturnal Kent is alive, good news

>>1011560
A good lunch.

ahem
peanus

>>1011523
Mexican cheese isnt real

>>1011575
surely they would've needed hundreds of years of evolution to be able to digest it? i guess they all shagged conquistadors though so never mind

>>1011558
I always wondered why the pikes peak track wasn't included in gran Turismo 2 even though the escudo was a pikes peak edition

>>1011578
wasn't in colin mccrae rally 1 either

Ever think about human leather?

We buy a piece of ourselves

>>1011581
Not really tbh

>>1011580
i showed my younger brother gt2 last year on the ps2 and we had a lot of fun. i bought gt3 afterwards to see what it was like and it was essentially the same game. the racing sims now are crazy, i tried one with VR headset and it made me feel sick and wasn't that fun tbh. i ran out of fuel because i didn't know u had to pit after about 30 minutes of racing kek

>>1011581
Grandpa Lampshade

>>1011584
Yeah lol
they are full on immersive these days by simulating everything
gt2 barely had tyre wear, only for endurance sessions from memory
I need to try one with a VR headset but I am a big fan of the arcade racers with the surround sound in the driver's seat
Might go to an intencity next week

>>1011586
the arcades here all seem to be dumbed down for kids now and I felt like a nonce the last time I tried going to one

https://youtube.com/watch?v=rh7fYQGP6GA [Embed] fresh Marco lads

>>1011588
thank you
I thought I was subscribed but evidently not
might have culled that channel in one of my purges

>>1011588
Jackie Pepe also released a new one overnight, although it looks a bit boring
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KKEl-ksXVpA [Embed]

>>1011588
nvm lads, i just finished it and he didn't make anything especially good.
>baked eggplant
how far he's fallen since surrendering his michelin stars

>>1011590
now this guy is based, i like his recipes.

>>1011591
he does like to huff his own farts

>>1011594
it was funny and based when he actually used to cook good meals. i wonder what 4chan's /ck/ board thinks of him now, i suspect he may have even gone vegan for a while which is a huge shame.

>>1011595
I was going to say his appetite might have gone with age, but apparently he's only 64

could just be a side effect of having fuck you money and just phoning it in once a year for the bbc

>a tree without roots is just wood
where'd ya get ya chopping board from matey?

>>1011598
You can get a plank delivered from Bunnings

>>1011597
>phoning it in once a year for the bbc
To be a special guest for an interview?

>>1011599
It's still blocking one door out of my living/dining room.
The blue pole holding it up is my 3 ton trolley jack. Another totally normal item to have in a living room.

>>1011600
phoning it in = half arsed effort

>>1011601
That's a very nice plank.

>>1011603
Thank you.

>>1011602
Thank you.

>>1011601
It's a land of mysteries in there.

>>1011606
Motherbat loves her Christmas stay

>>1011601
there is an old joke here that when an eastern european has his windows broken in winter, he just boards up the door to that room with plywood kek

>>1011587
Unfortunately this is true
I found a Mario kart racing simulator at the local movie theatre but yeah does feel that way
I don't own any consoles any more
I just have gimp on my ThinkPad for making memes

Writing my todo list for today
It's the same as the one I had yesterday and the day before

>>1011610
>nested apus.jpeg
very nice

>>1011610
>>1011610
i've enjoyed pepes for 20 years but never made one

>>1011613
Time to make one.

I went and bought some camping stuff of FB marketplace from 40 minutes away. The boomer couple were nice and showed me their camper van setup and told me about an app called hipcamp that lets you book private property spots online for like 40$ a stay.
it's better than wikicamps because it has proper reviews and lists if you need a 4wd to get there and if it has toilets and stuff.
It was good to see their van because I got to see how cucked it was for space.
A minibus is much more my style and can actually fit something worthwhile in it.
They showed me the custom mesh flywire thing she made that can cover the doors with magnets.

They told me so many good sources for things like I can go to nearby city and they have deals on for 80% off with a few scratches on portable fridges.

Just need to come up with some money to buy a mini bus.
Then I want to get a portable fridge or two and solar panels to put in it / on it.

They gave me like 1KG of butter chickens to take home too. what a bargain lol

>>1011615
1kg of butter chickens sounds like a great deal
When do you want to have your camping setup ready to go?
I wish I had some butter chicken
I only have enough money to buy one iced coffee a day until Wednesday
I've already had one today but it's Saturday and the foodland next door is open until 11

“Let me tell you something that we Israelis have against Moses. He took us 40 years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil.”

>>1011601
Very nice piece of wood.

>>1011615
>They gave me like 1KG of butter chickens to take home too
boomers love immigrant food

>>1011615
Sounds like a good outing NEET.
This minibus project of yours sounds like a good one.

>>1011615
Did well neet.

>>1011616
>When do you want to have your camping setup ready to go?
I'm already mostly ready just that I need to move some stuff out of my car.
It will take me ages to get the money for the mini bus and then I'll also need some tools and wood and small bits to build the mini bus starter gear along with portable solar shit.

The guy noticed my sleeping bag I bought the other day is -9c and actually means comfort at -9c and survives lower which is cool.

They gave me 6 containers of butter chicken with no rice. It's like one or two chooks worth.
The guy is a cook so it's probably really good. about to eat some now.

>>1011619
true
>>1011620
thank you ❤️

The butter chicken was delicious and nutritious

>>1011623
At least you hadn't lost them out somewhere.

My biggest brain malfunction was when I accidentally threw my wallet into a bin on the street.
I had meant to throw out the pie bag which was in my other hand.
I had to reach into the filthy bin shoulder-deep to get it back.

>>1011624
Lovely.

>>1011624
Good to hear.

>>1011626
Lovely.

>>1011626
kek

made chogolate mug cake
not bad in a pinch, but needs some cream or berries or something to round it out

>>1011615
You'll need the two fridges for the butter chicken. You did well NEET.

>>1011617
Yet.

>>1011623
Just.

what are neets watching on youtube tonight?

>>1011635
might watch mini bus camper builds

>>1011635
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XHo9fPXJLGo [Embed]
hope you are comfy neet

>>1011580
Was a good rally game. Not the Collin one.

I keep wondering if us fatties get heart palpitations more because of all the fat pressing on our internal organs as we slouch over in our chairs.

>>1011635
NHK World

>>1011638
Gran Turismo 2 was the apex of racing games
the graphics were just shit enough not to be too connected or disconnected from the driving experience, the soundtrack was easy and the car noises were appreciable
and especially cool was the tuning because one could do some wildy unrealistic stuff with suspension
I once pulled off a perfect drift in a skyline in gt2
probably my favourite game closely followed by counter strike source

Can a skyline beat a corvette?

>>1011642
no, best shooter game of that era was red faction

>>1011643
Not if Weber is driving.

>>1011645
...depends on the driver

>>1011646
Trust the brick method.

Hmm, what I assumed was 80s themed AI generated slop is claiming to be human composed music by two actual musicians

>>1011644
Ahh yes red faction 2 I played
the multiplayer was so very awesome >>1011643
Like NEET said depends on the driver and also the tuning or base
ordinarily a corvette would likely win a straight line but the skyline would likely win in a windy hills course

>>1011648
Two slopcians

AI is getting smarter though

>>1011649
I believe in the power of webby's downforce and racism to defeat any anime car.

>>1011652
👆💯

>>1011652
Indeed.

>>1011610
Set the right mindset tonight and anything is possible tomorrow.

Transitioned

>>1011656
Sleep tight.

Might develop Antisocial Personality Disorder

>>1011657
Until 2-3am

>>1011658
That would suit you neet.

>>1011656
gn pidge

>>1011659
AM shift

how am i gonna make enough money to buy a toyota coaster? should i sell more drugs?

>>1011661
Not Pidge

>>1011665
Sell your Bussy

>>1011667
it's a buyer's market at the moment neets

>>1011665
>>1011667
You could start an OF

might become gay like possum

>>1011671
There is no shame anymore.

>>1011671
Rude

>>1011670
LOL I wonder what sort of hijinks Nikita and Neil would have got up to together.

>>1011670
Krooski is laughing at us

Good night.

>>1011619
Golda was their best pm

Fix captcha

>>1011676
gn chumpy

>>1011677
done but it keeps changing

>>1011655
kek good ending.

>>1011656
Stay safe.

>>1011676
Good night Pidge. xx

They're still slandering him.

>>1011683
one day they will push him too far

>>1011684
I hope the bat put a few bullets in herself

Having anxiety over thinking about all the alcohol I drank in the past to cope with my anxiety.

>>1011676
Night fella.
That pidge needs to set its priorities in order.

>>1011664
We have an idiom about hard workers, how the work burns under their hands.

>>1011689
I thought their hands were burned by paprika

Hmm, only about 5% of australians drink daily, I would've thought it was more.

I got an ASD level 1 diagnosis. Will do an ADHD assessment soon.
Level 1 and ADHD wouldn't get you on NDIS, or would it?
Thinking I'd probably need at least an FCA on top of these.

>>1011687
Yeah I get that
it feels really bad like existential terror

>>1011693
part of the problem is that I've been surrounded by bad examples, knowing lots of people who drink 20+ standards a night and figuring whatever I was doing was harmless in comparison

>>1011692
just pretend to be or literally be psychotic. it's easy

>>1011695
Not looking to get written off, m8. Wondering if my legit spergitude can get me on NDIS.

need to stop reading about health crap before bed, it's upsetting me and giving me insomnia and making me unhealthy

I've given myself full blown anxiety now. Fuck my stupid life. No chance of sleep now.

>>1011698
stay up with me instead and drink some tea

here's a video on how to avoid goyslop

>>1011699
i'm sorry neet, i have to watch youtube until i get tired and fall asleep

Keep at it NEET
Eventually sleep will beset you

>>1011699
She's crazy. Human meat.

Add me to VIM please.

>>1011702
vim'd good night

>>1011703
Thank you. Good night. Love you.

My arse is controlling me.

Only 6 hours until the local Foodland opens and when I can get some chocolate

>>1011705
you should get some pills for that

>>1011707
Its all hard snd not moving. 2 big poos so fr. More coming.

>>1011706
I will have the cadbury caramilk biscoff block please.

Mental illness has me in its grip. Brain going glup glup glup.

Might start sending thought waves at Weber to wake him up.

hello late night neeets, I'm going to have an early breakfast and go back to sleep

>>1011712
Good morning NEET. What's for brekkie?

>>1011712
>>1011713
GMN.

>>1011684
Poor bat.

>>1011689
The only reward is more work for good work.

>>1011694
Some needed those standards for sleep

>>1011699
That fella is a little crazy.

>>1011705
Good.