How does he do it?

>>1010342
Did she eat all of it?

I am NEET

>>1010346
NEET you are.

>>1010346
Then you've come to the right place.

>>1010345
Yes.

>>1010349
Lemon wedge status?

>>1010350
They gave her a big one, which she used to good effect.

>>1010351
Excellent. They could tell she would appreciate it.

Now I want some some crackling and a piece of fish.

>>1010353
Better make it two please.

>>1010353
tbh, difficult to read about some neets' indulgences while you're mid binge and the cupboards are bare

workforce reporting done with 2 days to spare

>>1010356
They should reward and congratulate you for being early.

>>1010358
I have noticed that since I have been applying for jobs I am not qualified for, a lot of the truck companies have moved away from the 'quick apply' button on Seek.

>>1010356
Good work NEET.

>>1010357
Good reply image selection.

>>1010358
he might get that $750 bonus.

>>1010361
It is paid in rubles now.

>>1010362
borscht again

>>1010339
CHUMPY BOY IS THE BEST BOY

>>1010359
lol
I still cannot believe they got rid of the email submission for job applications for Cenno. That was so handy with Quick Apply. Literally done in a few clicks.

>>1010363
You should get some pelmeni

Might spend this afternoon opening my third eye and investigating the akashic records. I will need to consult a highly respected member of the occult/hidden master community, such as nuro.
Would you neets like me to pick you up any information from the akashic records?

>>1010365
yeah it's a pain in the arse for me
have to put a list in an RTF document and include two screenshots of my protonmail inbox with the receipts
usually takes a couple of goes resizing the images 40-50% so that the RTF is under 3mb, which is the limit for the workforce proof upload thingo

>>1010367
you just reminded me I have an Anna's Archive link in the notes app on my phone to a book on mastering astral projection in 90 days

>>1010367
Keep your third eye to yourself

>>1010369
>astral projection
would look good as hell on a resume

>>1010369
Have you mastered it by now? It's been well past 90 days.
>>1010371
and the perfect thing to put on your cenno workforce proof report - if they challenge it just claim you're a pajeet and it's your religion and they're being racist

>>1010374
Nasty post. Cows are nice animals

>>1010370
Hot!

>>1010375
Yours is the nasty post. Extreme low quality.

>>1010372
This type of monitoring would be good for Cruisey's heard.

wonder what moon's up to

>>1010368
>usually takes a couple of goes resizing the images 40-50% so that the RTF is under 3mb
monk could make a script to do that automatically

<have you done your job applications?
>yeah I astrally projected to all of them, they said no
kek

>>1010379
No recent updates. Just old content being reposted for engagement farming.

Don't want to cook

Text post to join in.
No captcha.

>>1010290
>euthanasia
Did the author ChatGPT picked this word so it won't elicit negative response from the readers and they won't get up and protest? Or at least write a strongly worded letter to whoever want to shoot the seal?

>join in get settled

How does this help anything?

>>1010385
neilwaffen won't let them kill him

>>1010257
>collective intelligence
They actually reached 6. If he didn't interrupt eventually they could have reached 100. Unless battery life interjects.

Henlo stinkee neets :3

>>1010388
>Unless battery life interjects.
kek

>>1010389
Is that you Neil? I am a big fan.

>>1010391
Not sure what this neil meme is but it seems low quality

>>1010389
Hi Neil.

>>1010392
Classic neil move.

>>1010392
higher or lower than the jaycar one?

had apricots in syrup and a berry cornetto/drumstick thing for pudding
waiting on a milo now

>>1010396
I used to be terrified of grey aliens when I was a teenager

Spent the day cleaning and walking, although I haven't really achieved much in either endeavour.

>>1010394
Yeah he's always joking around.

>>1010397
>cornetto/drumstick
They are nice.

>>1010399
You spent the day being busy, more than what I did.

>>1010397
>cornetto/drumstick
They are the exact same ice creams, they just put them in a different box.

>>1010403
More zog disinformation! They taste very different.

>>1010404
He is a bad neet, when I went to school if you fibbed like that the Nuns would wash your mouth out with soap.

>>1010406
they would hold my hands over the candles so that I might know the fires of hell

I've got some fancy orange juice. I am thinking of getting some Vodka O from the bottleo and making some screw drivers tonight.

>>1010408
Sounds like a plan.

>>1010409
I have never been to anything with a CON in its name.

We need a mongcon, help bring all the retard community together.

>>1010413
VIMvans will clog all surrounding streets vying for the single disability spot.

>>1010410
The problem is that I don't have a reason to drink. I need some sort of activity to get drunk to or for.

I could clean my room as I get drunk, as that is something I need to do. Hmmmm. Tough choices.

Transitioned.

>>1010418
Might as well wait for the weekend now.

>>1010418
If you are thinking it means you are drinking too slowly

>>1010419
I hope you let yourself down gently this time. I worry.

>>1010419
Good night.

>>1010423
Gook night.

I've decided not to drink tonight. I will just have the orange juice on its own.

>>1010425
You could always spice it up with a splash of milk.

>>1010425
Vit C is important.

Wish cruisey would read us a choose your own adventure book to help us sleep.

>>1010428
I use Headspace Sleepcast as bed time stories that keep changing.

>>1010429
I mainly fall asleep listening to game of thrones fan theory videos on youtube. I used to be not that interested in it, unfortunately after months of listening to them I started to pay attention and develop my own fan theories about what's going on in the books, and now they're not so good at helping me sleep.

>>1010430
You could make your own videos and listen to them before you sleep.

Cruisey I wanna ride in the grass car

Ate some salad, have anxiety. Can't believe salad was the culprit all along.

>>1010433
True
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0L2_RvXVMxE [Embed]

>>1010434
dr chatgpt is blaming the mustard in the dressing, it might be right, I don't normally eat mustard

>>1010435
>mustard
I am a little bit intrigued honestly. What else was in the salad?

>>1010433
I blame big farm

I had the orange juice. It was nice but it has made me colder. Dressing gown on. Watching Wolf Creek (2005).

>>1010436
Cabbage, wombok, kale, corn, cranberries and brocolli.
https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/productdetails/210687/woolworths-cranberry-kale-slaw-kit

>>1010439
Interesting, has potential.

Good night.

>>1010441
Night, Pamela only wants one thing.

Hello world. Posting this so I can post a longer message. Fuck communists.

>>1010442
For cruisey to tuck her in.

Why are there all these gay new rules about post length and images? I'm not even gonna bother posting what I had written up. Fuck this poofter board

>>1010445
It's igay's fault

>>1010441
Good night Pidge. xx

>>1010445
Just ask to be put on the VIM list.

i want cruisey to read me the occult history of the 3rd reich while i fall asleep

>>1010441
Night fella.
>face plant in the dark at night
What?

>>1010445
I bet you don't even have anything to write.

The fried little tomatoes got buried under all the chips.

>>1010451
Looks nice.
good night neets

>>1010451
Looks good. Bon apetight.

>>1010346
I am NEET, hear me roar
Wearing clothing too big to ignore

Loosened the maximum text for those too ‘’slow’’ to get on the VIM van

>>1010455
The NEETs need all the social assistance they can get otherwise life is too difficult for them.

>>1010456
>morgan freeman true.gif
Chibs in turbo oven

>>1010451
Looks like a good feed.

>>1010460
I didn't know frogs had that many arms. Very useful.

ah yes, the near unbearable hangover again

>>1010463
Very interesting. Foreigners are smuggling our fair dinkum Aussie cash out of the country I reckon.

>>1010444
👆💯

>>1010450
I think Kevin has some neurological issues.

It is falling out of me.

Chumpy home. Chumpy doing a big poo. Chumpy forgot yesterday.

>>1010468
The poo knew it was safe to escape now.

cupboards are bare save from some pasta i would have to eat sans sauce. why did i let it get to this?

>>1010470
You need to start planning ahead neet.

>>1010470
Do you have butter and pepper?

Sick of doctor jeet, going to the vet

>>1010473
pick me up some more horse electrolytes while you are there please

>>1010470
it's time to sell that bussy online, you know the site name

>>1010473
Make sure they take your temperature.

New episode tonight

>>1010473
get me some of those horse tranquilisers elvis was on

had an asthma inhaler spacer - a plastic bottle that you puff ventolin into and huff from. Got mine sometime in the 90s, but was alarmed by how dirty and impossible to clean it has become. Turns out you're meant to replace them every 12 months

>>1010472
i do... i also have flour for a potential roux. hmmm

Found some actual spicy noodles

>>1010481
kek, that chook is cooking hot

>>1010477
Thank you.

>>1010479
I wash it every month or so. Every couple of years I will replace it.

Used apple cider vinegar instead of lemon juice in the garlic sauce I'm making, totally transformed it. Will be making it this way from now on.

Actually quite liking new rick and morty season so far except the stupid jerry pool cleaning bit

might develop a refined and precise british accent

>>1010488
might call you a faggy twat

Test

icles

Bought a 30$ “smart” warch off alixpress and some journals to become grimoires and a sports watch and a phone case that should arrive this week

>>1010488
Oh bollocks

Do you have any spells you can post ?

got expelled from hogwards for casting allahu akbar

might get blind drunk and chuck a wild haymaker at one of you later

>>1010492
>30$ “smart” warch
does it have a camera for taking lewd pictures?

Cruisey and Weber performing at the Australian Embassy in Russia
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/XESLqyVZynY

>>1010496
You better not.

>>1010497
It probably does nothing at all. Worth the gamble though

>>1010461
I think the different colours are meant to denote different positions in time??

Made the mistake of looking in the mirror. My obesity is terrible to behold.

>>1010501
Oh. Sometimes a frog meme will be too intelligent for me. It happens.

Amaxon have done it again. Another late night probably. Damn it all to heck.

>>1010503
I am only theorising, NEET.
I am probably totally wrong.
I once thought girls didn't fard or shid.

Good morning NEETs.

>>1010506
GM!?

>>1010507
Looks suspicious to me as well.

>>1010508
I can smell vodka on him

>>1010508
>suspicious
What is that supposed to mean?

gonna cook some fishermans basget and chibbs for dindins

I successfully ddid sober octber wednesday and thursday 1 & 2 july
motheerba t an bws ruined friday, satuday, sunday, mneday 3456

>>1010512
druk status?

Banner worthy.

>>1010510
There's vodka in that tea isn't there?

want to get druk again like old mate but I want to start getting healthy again and need to save some money

>>1010511
One plateful please.

>>1010512
>I successfully ddid sober octber wednesday and thursday 1 & 2 july
Well done.

>>1010515
They use lemon and sugar.

>>1010518
1.21 jiggawatts

>>1010503
it's frog life but not as we know it

>>1010466
He grew up on the streets.

>>1010512
Do not blame the Bat.

Severe anxiety has set in again, can't decide if it's due to the evening or caffeine, as I had coffee mid afternoon

>>1010470
Can make sauce from the starch in the cooking water.

>>1010510
Classic Neil

>>1010504
Sir will keep you on your toes.

>>1010510
Good birb

>>1010512
You are thriving!

>>1010522
👆💯
I found a video of a Pidge on some illicit substance this morning, eyes jacked wide open. It was disturbing.

>>1010530
>illicit substance
Sunflower seeds.

>>1010524
Try going without coffee for a couple of days and see what happens.

>>1010531
Much, much stronger. Someone said it was two videos stitched together. Second video from the uploaded with the same audio clip across both videos.

WARNING Wild Pidge on meth or something strong if you click on it

>>1010530
Post this vid please.

>>1010535
This one >>1010534

>>1010534
That poor Pidge. American negroes even make life for the pidges worse.

This board must not become a cheap forum for the promotion of pidgesploitation

>>1010538
chumpy willn't stand fr it

I am still up for a pidge chemsex session.

>>1010540
wrap him in masking ttape first

liike guinnea pigs they will ohrwise burstt wheen yuo fuck em

What helps with anxiety neets? Do you think having regular social interaction makes any difference? I don't remember being any better off when I was a uni student with rpg nerd friends who I met and played with twice a week.

>>1010534
I dunno if real or not, but pidges in cities come in contact with all kinds of chemicals, poisoning stuff. So I can imagine quite a lot meets a horrific end. Better not think about it much. What we can do is do our part and not pollute our environment.

>>1010541
>>1010542
Good tips.

>>1010544
when i was 12 in engerland - yrk or cambridg or somwhere, i was trrying o eat a snosage roll and a pigeon had it's guts insde outt or a tumor or something
was vr gross

>>1010543
You need to recognise what thoughts or activities cause the anxiety and then avoid them.

Getting sticky quick reply box.
When I want to try to move it, it sticks to the pointer, only page reload fixes it.
Anyone experiencing the same?

>>1010541
>>1010542
kek

>>1010548stiggy wigget in crigget terms

Quite rude posts.

>>1010551
brekkye what

>>1010548
That happens to me sometimes but I'm using an extension I made

>>1010551
He had some strong medicine

New rick and morty episode was a 10/10 for me because it ripped off halo 2 and spore which are some of my childhood favourite games.

>>1010556
> halo 2 and spore
I have never played them. Never even heard of Spore.

>>1010557
in halo 2 you play as mister chef and shot aliums. in spore you play as a germ and evolve into an autistic creature of your choosing until you make a spaceship and get a planet buster gun

playstantion banning cd rombs and forcing fac id for gta 6

Monday, 6 July
5:40 pm
Out for delivery
Adelaide, AU

>>1010560
You should offer him a glass of milk when he arrives.

>>1010557
I remember Spore for someone evoluving up a Pedobear. Here is it: https://youtube.com/watch?v=Gotm9PY4EVg [Embed]

The version uploaded to 4chan's /f/ had the JC Chasez song.

captcha: 69ed69 lol

I should probably save this for the schizoposter who shows up late.

I've got the Polish negro beer in the freexer. I'll write a review once it's cold and I've tried it.

Can never achieve anything, just spend all my time in mental illness

>>1010560
Fug me, I would start ordering stuff from somewhere else. Luckily here in the country we only have the regular couriers or AP (so far)

>>1010566
It keeps us off the streets neet.

pjett delvierd

>>1010569
Well done Sir.

got my book earlier. just stop being poor. might try to read some of it now which also reminds me i said i would try to start reading tomorrow a week ago

another bad home fuckwit was screaming out side for some reason so i said can you please leave and he started swearing so i said i'm calling the cops and then he called me something so i yelled back fuck off you fuckwit and slammed the door.
fuck it's fun to be violent

cruiisey has forsaken me

>>1010571
I'm reading Jurassic Park

>>1010572
Good for you neet, there's only so much you can put up with.

Having teh polish negro beer. It is okay. Unremarkable. Will not buy again.

>>1010577
Thanks for the mini review.

I need a personal therapist or something, some qt who can hang out with me 24/7 and assure me when I get panic attacks. Does ndis cover it? Why oh why did cruisey forsake us?

>>1010563
Did neger import well?

>>1010564
Good Pidge image.

>>1010565
Thank you.

>>1010578
You're welcome.
>>1010581
I suppose. Seemingly negro is the surname of the bloke who runs it:
https://www.negro.com.au/

gn bd

>>1010586
gn chumpy

i need to get some food

Weber threw Cruisey in the River Torrens and called him an 'AIDs spreading biohazard' once.

Cruising was named after Cruisey, who invented the practice back in 1997.

>>1010589
he needed a bath anyway.

Possum was excluded from the local bookclub for his avant-garde views on Ivan Milat once.

>>1010592
It was part of a Joker-esque plot by Weber Esquire to infect all of Adelaide with AIDs.
In the land of the pozzed, the negged hole is queen.

Hungry but I can't be bothered eating anything. Might have some bread and butter.

Tiffin said Tasmania is pozzed to the max with globohomo aids like 10 minutes ago once

Neil degrasse tyson still hasn't got any new interesting videos up on youtube, he better post something good tomorrow.

>>1010595
You need a sausage to go between the bread.

Going to crack another DAB.

>>1010584
He's back!

Do you keep any pets neets? I couldn't handle the responsibility, but maybe an animal companion would be good for me.

>>1010602
No,not for many years.

>>1010598
He's black!

Ordered a big kfc meal for the neets and leftovers will be in trhe fridge

>>1010605
What did you get?

>>1010605
Thankyou.

>>1010606
Zinger boig wicked wings 4 boxes of chibs plus for for the neets

It is a shame you need the KFC app to get the christmas specials.
I refuse to download it.

found a discord dedicated to old games, gen-x guys talking about gaming in the 90s, comfy

>>1010608
Box of chips and some wings please.

is cruisey actually still posting here? I haven't seen a post about tug shops or exploited brown women for ages

>>1010612
He has tried to post but because he is not on the VIM list he has found barriers in his way which have frustrated him so he has not posted.

>>1010612
I think so

I love this ugly soccer man so much.

>>1010586
Sleep tight

tried to vim cruisey earlier and again now but idk which one he is except for weberr toilet posts

Kebab for tea.

>>1010613
His foot is holding him back

Good night.

Might see if i can get a free tugger

>>1010585
He's probably Italian.

>>1010618
Looks yummo NEET.

>>1010620
Good night Pidge. xx

It was a good Rick and Morty.

>>1010620
Night fella.
Disco Mushroom.

>>1010622
A very fitting surname.

>>1010622
>>1010627
Reminds me of the Hungarian prime minister.

Back on the Shannon Noll.

Made spaghetti.
Sliced up bacon, fried it, added olive oil and sliced garlic, then chili flakes, then chopped parsley.
When the pasta was ready, I added grated parmesan to the bacon and cooking water, made sauce. Chucked the pasta into the pan and stirred.
For me it was a new recipe. Usually I either make some tomato based sauce or carbonara.

Uh, I have not added as much salt into the water as I usually do it still turned out way too salty.

>>1010630
>>1010631
You live and learn NEET. It will be better next time.

>>1010618
skellie sized unfortunately. i hope you made at least four of those plus some to share

They released a few chapters of Berserk a bit ago. They're actually quite good and hopeful. Some actual plot was released and it explains something and gives a new hero arc for guts.

>>1010634
>Emma Dumont
I googled that name and still couldn't work out what gender he/she actually is or was or whatever. What a world.

set my computer to go into suspend at 10pm in the evening to try and make myself go to bed, doesn't help, I just turn it back on and keep using it

Got an erection...

>>1010637
She is a woman (in the real, biological sense) who had her career as an actress fail so she trooned out.

Might spend next weeks pension on a skinny chinky and see if i can just throw her around and rape her.
gotta take out my anger on an unsuspecting innocent

>>1010641
She would probably beat you up.

>>1010642
Her tiny limp fists would be deflected by my executive armour and would further enrage my NEETstick

thingken about woolies rifle :(

>>1010643
too many women would enjoy that

>>1010644
On special at $3.03

>>1010641
On special at $3.03

Might start a youtube channel to publish my theories about game of thrones, especially as it doesn't look like martin will finish them anytime soon.

>>1010648
No spoilers please. You know I am waiting.

>>1010648
What kind of theories you have?

Weber they are on special starting Wednesday.

read two chapters of just stop being poor. it's actually quite good so far. might try to sleep now that it's already late.
GN

>>1010638
Oh well
apparently you need to be consistent with doing it for 2 weeks to strengthen a habit out of it
at least you can tune into midnight NEET radio

>>1010653
Good night.

>Just one more smoke bro pls bro just one more then i’ll let you sleep
>just one more bite bro please just one more nibble then we can catch some zed’s
How about fuck you brain! How about you listen to me for once you greedy fuck!
I want to sleep!

Might make a radio widget for ausneets so we can vote on songs to lsiten to together

>>1010657
I like that good idea NEET
add a voice chat for certified NEETs to be radio presenters
are you trying to remind me to do something
maybe present a radio show perhaps..
<midnight NEET radio
perfect use of orange text there

Did any of you older NEETs used to listen to "Dr Feelgood" on the radio back in the day?

I can't tell if the woman yelling on the street outside is trying to get her boyfriend or her cat back.
Someone has escaped her.

hello NEETs you are on the air
here we have NEET >>1010660
well that does sound like a distressing situation
perhaps she lost her voice activated bag
and over to NEET now >>1010659
No I did not actually get to enjoy that one although I've heard over the years sparsely I might add some raving reviews of Dr feelgood
So that's great you have those memories NEET
tonight we will talk about cameleers as well as host our regular intermissions and tonight we might be lucky enough to guest NYET for an appearance

>>1010652
I forgot who's that guy.
That is an interesting thought. What is the logic?

>>1010662
Here is NYET now
great to have NYET on the board tonight and it looks like he is interested in the g o t discussion
I myself having not read r r martin's works more of a sci fi man myself I have however seen some of the television series
quite interesting but maybe too super natural one might find an immersion break
take the reigns if you have anything to add NYET
After our next sponsorship message we will find ourselves amongst the ancient cameleers

mind feels too heavy
but I like my radio show pic very much worth it

woke up at 3:30 woe, every night, why?

>>1010667
You need a glass of pilk

>>1010668
i had breakfast but it's the wrong breakfast for getting back to sleep, chatgpt has told me I should go into another room and do something boring for a while until I get sleepy, but there's so much mess in the other room I can't do anything

>>1010633
He was a good fella

>>1010637
It's a man

>>1010648
👆💯

>>1010665
👆💯

>>1010666
Thanks Wizzy, kek

The situation is improving

The situation is kind

It's falling out of me.

>>1010525
this board is great for tech tips and culinary expertise. Makes sense i suppose

2 snosage mcfuggins and 2 hash browns and 2 cans of mondster for brekkayie
ready for another day of nordiness

GM Cruisey

>>1010681
Morning.
I was looking for you on the Russian board.

Fix captcha.

>>1010584
Heh

>>1010680
I think it's time you went shopping neet for some nice healthy fruit for breakky.

Doing a poo

>>1010684
fruit is sugar too

hate when tracking shows parcel scanned a chullora 4 days ago and no update since

>>1010687
Sounds like it's just having a rest.

>>1010688
it needs a nap, then it will awake bright eyed and bushy tailed, ready for adventure

>>1010682
Added to VIM.
If anyone else isn't on it please respond to this post

>>1010685
Idk who this is but they have VIM captcha now.
>1 post by this ID
cruisey on phone?

>>1010680
outstanding!

>>1010691
Weber on phone

>>1010690
I am both very important and extremely retarded

>>1010687
Mine has only just started it's journey.
>SUNSHINE WEST VIC • Tue 7 Jul, 8.14am

Trying to figure out how to make VIM list permanent for changing IP’s without account.

I think the good idea was to make it generate a text key that you can save and input yourselves

went to get petrol and the woman who served me was a qt and I think she likes me. also she seems a bit slow.
Maybe I should go back and ask her out?