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You will learn to lick it, and never forget her name.


Board Rules Anonymous 08/08/2019 (Thu) 01:36 [Preview] No. 513 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
1. The board is for all people of a NEET mindset, even if they are currently employed or studying. Excessive attempts to ostracise people based on their status or to spark divisive discussions about who is and who is not a “real NEET” will not be tolerated.

2. No doxxing. This includes no remarks about the EXIF data of photos posted, and no pointing out of personal information accidentally left in photos. No going to unreasonable lengths to determine where a person lives based on photos or videos they have posted. No chilling of peoples confidence in their anonymity by joking about your potential to dox them. If you think someone has unintentionally left personal information in their post please report the post with an explanation, do not point it out publicly on the board.

3. No impersonating another NEET, with exception of any post which is clearly not intended as an actual impersonation (ie using a named NEET's flag and making a post they obviously would not make)

4. Pornographic images and images containing nudity or near-nudity of a sexual nature must always be spoilered. No dumping of porn images for no good purpose. No use of disgusting pornography just to shock people.

5. No CP or images of children posted for sexual purposes, even if they are not naked or in sexual poses. This includes drawn images which look under-age. No Pedo talk.

5.2 The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. See the next post for additional information.

6. Images containing gore or anything else likely to shock or disgust must be spoilered. You must have a very good reason for posting gore and not post much of it.

7. Images containing the contents of a toilet bowl must be spoilered and must be accompanied by text clearly explaining they are an image of the contents of a toilet bowl.

8. No unreasonable personal insults. This board is not a “safe space”, and banter and honesty are allowed and in fact are essential, but there is no need to be personally insulting to an individual who does not deserve it. Do not cross the line.

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NEET 01/16/2020 (Thu) 21:34 [Preview] No.82524 del
5.2)
The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. Any images were an individuals age cannot be determined using a reverse Google Image search or information contained in the post, will mean that the following rule applies to the image. Failure to comply will result in a ban at the BO and mods discretion.

All images of children must have a relevant context contained in the post, which is an article linked, point of discussion linked to a news event or a meaningful point of discussion related to views held by the individual either for or against their views. If the image of a child is at all sexualised or can be perceived in a sexual context, but your post contains contextually relevant information, you will still be banned for a rule 5 violation. This rule is a sub-section of rule 5 and does not overrule or change rule 5. You will not be welcomed at other /ausneets/ boards when you have violated this rule.

14c) Monk is absolved of any moral NEET responsibilities.

18) Banned NEETs have no rights.
18.1) Ban evasion will result in the same ban being applied to the new IP.

Rule 19b -
Any NEET caught fucking an owl shall be banned for no less than 3 (three) weeks and shall recieve a stern telling off from Costa.

19c, Subsection 14:
All pictures of Greta pooing must be accompanied by a large aboriginal man with a funny look on his face.

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Edited last time by imissfather on 01/04/2024 (Thu) 07:33.


NEET 11/24/2023 (Fri) 05:25 [Preview] No.776323 del
If you want to become the BO and you're still sane.
Email ausneets2 [[ @ ]] protonmail.com



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NEET General #820 - Hot Cross Buns Edition NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 22:37 [Preview] No. 833643 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I hope you NEETs have a Happy Easter.

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NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 11:44 [Preview] No.834012 del
>>834010
Text me to know what time you will be dropping mine in.


NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 11:44 [Preview] No.834013 del
>>834008
Big domestic scene?


NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 11:49 [Preview] No.834014 del
>>834001
Did it ever go away?


NEET 03/29/2024 (Fri) 11:49 [Preview] No.834015 del
Is there a way to remove dental calculus yourself?


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NEET General #819 - Tree of Knowledge Edition NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 08:57 [Preview] No. 832650 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Have you NEETs ever felt tempted by the forbidden fruit?

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NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 22:53 [Preview] No.833653 del
EXPIRED FOOD IN THE BIN


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 22:53 [Preview] No.833655 del
BUM RASH


NEET 03/28/2024 (Thu) 22:54 [Preview] No.833656 del
CUM SPLASH


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NEET General #818 - Date Rape Edition NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 04:06 [Preview] No. 831591 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Have you ever had your choof spiked by a bussy bandit?

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NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 08:45 [Preview] No.832633 del
>>832631
Sounds do-able.


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 08:45 [Preview] No.832635 del
I drank 12 beers today. should I drink more since im bored?


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 08:45 [Preview] No.832636 del
CUM STAINED SHEETS


NEET 03/26/2024 (Tue) 08:48 [Preview] No.832637 del
YELLOW HIGH HEELS


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NEET General #817 - Those Based Feels Edition NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 03:10 [Preview] No. 830630 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Does seeing a NEET living an unfettered BASED lifestyle cause you envy?

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NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 04:43 [Preview] No.831633 del
better than clogging the drain with 8 or 9 weeks worth of hair


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 04:43 [Preview] No.831634 del
BUM RASH


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 04:45 [Preview] No.831635 del
==FArTING WAPSCALLION!!=


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 04:46 [Preview] No.831636 del
WOBBLY WOMBO


NEET 03/24/2024 (Sun) 04:47 [Preview] No.831637 del
TURGID POSSUM COCK



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NEET General #816 - Femdom Edition NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 08:26 [Preview] No. 829613 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do you fantasise about being dominated by a woman, neet?

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NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 03:07 [Preview] No.830627 del
>>830625
I'll have a job soon anyway. I can feel it.


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 03:08 [Preview] No.830628 del
BUM RASH


NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 03:09 [Preview] No.830629 del
>>830627
TRUST THE PLAN


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NEET 03/22/2024 (Fri) 03:11 [Preview] No.830632 del
SPARE TYRE



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NEET General #815 - St Patrick's Day Edition NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 06:39 [Preview] No. 828559 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
How did you NEETs celebrate?

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NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 08:29 [Preview] No.829623 del
CHUX IT CLEAN


NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 08:29 [Preview] No.829624 del
BUM RASH


NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 08:29 [Preview] No.829625 del
OILY OLIVE GASH


NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 08:30 [Preview] No.829627 del


NEET 03/19/2024 (Tue) 08:30 [Preview] No.829629 del
CUM SPLASH



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NEET General #814 - Expensive Edition NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 10:10 [Preview] No. 827599 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do you NEETs find that everything has become ridiculously expensive? And you don't even get decent service any more.

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NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 07:21 [Preview] No.828615 del
Going to bws. going to pay in cash so get rid of these coins.


NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 07:23 [Preview] No.828616 del
Fell asleep watching tv show


NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 07:24 [Preview] No.828617 del
>>828616
gilmore girls?


NEET 03/17/2024 (Sun) 07:25 [Preview] No.828618 del
>>828617
Soprandoes


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NEET General #813 - Late Summer Heat Wave Edition NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 07:33 [Preview] No. 826579 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
How are you NEETs coping with the heat?
Is it true that current hot weather is a sign of a state being a candidate for Best A?

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NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 10:16 [Preview] No.827608 del
bye bye


NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 10:16 [Preview] No.827609 del
BUM RASH


NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 10:17 [Preview] No.827610 del
ONE THOUSAND AND FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS


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NEET 03/14/2024 (Thu) 10:17 [Preview] No.827612 del
Barsh



NEET General #812 - Turbo Mong Edition NEET 03/09/2024 (Sat) 05:22 [Preview] No. 825584 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Have you NEETs ever been referred to as a "turbo mong"?

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NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 08:03 [Preview] No.826602 del
>>826601
It is all one big pile of shit.


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 08:03 [Preview] No.826603 del
BUM RASH


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 08:04 [Preview] No.826604 del
>>826569
Cocaine doesn't last very long, it's a 15 minute high


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 08:08 [Preview] No.826605 del
OH


NEET 03/11/2024 (Mon) 08:08 [Preview] No.826606 del
KAY?

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