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Board Rules Anonymous 08/08/2019 (Thu) 01:36 [Preview] No. 513 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
1. The board is for all people of a NEET mindset, even if they are currently employed or studying. Excessive attempts to ostracise people based on their status or to spark divisive discussions about who is and who is not a “real NEET” will not be tolerated.

2. No doxxing. This includes no remarks about the EXIF data of photos posted, and no pointing out of personal information accidentally left in photos. No going to unreasonable lengths to determine where a person lives based on photos or videos they have posted. No chilling of peoples confidence in their anonymity by joking about your potential to dox them. If you think someone has unintentionally left personal information in their post please report the post with an explanation, do not point it out publicly on the board.

3. No impersonating another NEET, with exception of any post which is clearly not intended as an actual impersonation (ie using a named NEET's flag and making a post they obviously would not make)

4. Pornographic images and images containing nudity or near-nudity of a sexual nature must always be spoilered. No dumping of porn images for no good purpose. No use of disgusting pornography just to shock people.

5. No CP or images of children posted for sexual purposes, even if they are not naked or in sexual poses. This includes drawn images which look under-age. No Pedo talk.

5.2 The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. See the next post for additional information.

6. Images containing gore or anything else likely to shock or disgust must be spoilered. You must have a very good reason for posting gore and not post much of it.

7. Images containing the contents of a toilet bowl must be spoilered and must be accompanied by text clearly explaining they are an image of the contents of a toilet bowl.

8. No unreasonable personal insults. This board is not a “safe space”, and banter and honesty are allowed and in fact are essential, but there is no need to be personally insulting to an individual who does not deserve it. Do not cross the line.

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Edited last time by imissfather on 01/16/2020 (Thu) 21:30.


NEET 01/16/2020 (Thu) 21:34 [Preview] No.82524 del
5.2)
The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. Any images were an individuals age cannot be determined using a reverse Google Image search or information contained in the post, will mean that the following rule applies to the image. Failure to comply will result in a ban at the BO and mods discretion.

All images of children must have a relevant context contained in the post, which is an article linked, point of discussion linked to a news event or a meaningful point of discussion related to views held by the individual either for or against their views. If the image of a child is at all sexualised or can be perceived in a sexual context, but your post contains contextually relevant information, you will still be banned for a rule 5 violation. This rule is a sub-section of rule 5 and does not overrule or change rule 5. You will not be welcomed at other /ausneets/ boards when you have violated this rule.

14c) Monk is absolved of any moral NEET responsibilities.

18) Banned NEETs have no rights.
18.1) Ban evasion will result in the same ban being applied to the new IP.

Rule 19b -
Any NEET caught fucking an owl shall be banned for no less than 3 (three) weeks and shall recieve a stern telling off from Costa.

19c, Subsection 14:
All pictures of Greta pooing must be accompanied by a large aboriginal man with a funny look on his face.

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Edited last time by imissfather on 01/04/2024 (Thu) 07:33.


NEET Board owner 04/23/2024 (Tue) 01:21 [Preview] No.844416 del
To contact the Board Owner please email:

zestykittenneet@protonmail.com
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NEET General #1014 - The Unknown Fren Edition NEET 10/13/2026 (Tue) 07:53 [Preview] No. 1039292 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do you NEETs sometimes take a moment to reflect on all those we have lost?
The frens no longer with us.

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NEET 10/14/2026 (Wed) 21:14 [Preview] No.1039652 del
>>1039650
I wanted Motherbat to see it. It also says the good niece's name. Motherbat has put it on her tchotchke shelf.


NEET 10/14/2026 (Wed) 21:15 [Preview] No.1039653 del
>>1039651
I'll get us a Mulloway for Sunday lonch.


NEET 10/14/2026 (Wed) 21:19 [Preview] No.1039654 del
>>1039652
Bills a cunt. Who calls a girl a rock. She's a bit dense but still. Rude.
Bat ruined the game, she should take it to collonades next time you go and find somewhere.
Have you been to the giant buddha statue down that way? Its right on the coast, near maslins beach.


NEET 10/14/2026 (Wed) 21:22 [Preview] No.1039655 del
>>1039654
>Bat ruined the game
she has about three of them lol


NEET 10/14/2026 (Wed) 21:22 [Preview] No.1039656 del
>>1039654
>Have you been to the giant buddha statue down that way? Its right on the coast, near maslins beach.
no



NEET General #1013 - Diorama Edition NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 05:07 [Preview] No. 1038284 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do you NEETs consider yourselves to have a good eye for a choice diorama? Have you considered professional diorama judging?

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NEET 10/13/2026 (Tue) 08:51 [Preview] No.1039319 del
>>1039314
If that fat fuck doesn't have to lose weight then neither do I.


NEET 10/13/2026 (Tue) 08:52 [Preview] No.1039320 del
BUM RASH


NEET 10/13/2026 (Tue) 08:53 [Preview] No.1039322 del
ARSE MEASLES


NEET 10/13/2026 (Tue) 08:56 [Preview] No.1039323 del
CRUISEY SOLD HIS SOUL TO THE DEVIL


NEET 10/13/2026 (Tue) 08:58 [Preview] No.1039325 del
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NEET General #1012 - Sky Vacuum Edition NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 06:55 [Preview] No. 1037205 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do you NEETs think chemtrails are real? What are they spraying on us?
I once felt something wet fall on me from the sky but I think it was just water. Rain.

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NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 06:37 [Preview] No.1038316 del
>>1038305
Your tab was closed.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 06:37 [Preview] No.1038317 del
Jane's (party pie) addiction. She got so fat it wasn't even funny.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 06:38 [Preview] No.1038319 del
>>1038316
It was an irl tab-closing event. Many such cases. I even do the clicking motion as if my hand was on the mouse.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 06:39 [Preview] No.1038321 del
PARTY PIES


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NEET General #1011 - Coffee Time! NEET 10/02/2026 (Fri) 21:59 [Preview] No. 1036217 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
How do you take your coffee, NEET?

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NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 08:20 [Preview] No.1037249 del
>>1037240
Used a tin of crab, but any seafood will do. Prawn or shrimp ones often aren't fried but they're good as well.


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 08:21 [Preview] No.1037250 del
>The 🫨 (shaking face) emoji means shock, disbelief, dizziness, or feeling deeply overwhelmed.


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 08:21 [Preview] No.1037251 del
>>1037249
>a tin of crab
Mine has been compared to one.


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 08:22 [Preview] No.1037253 del
CUM SPLASH


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NEET General #1010 - It is Wednesday, Gentlemen NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 23:20 [Preview] No. 1033619 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do you often get the day of the week wrong, NEETs?

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NEET 10/02/2026 (Fri) 21:57 [Preview] No.1036216 del
>>1036215
i made this abomination
somebody else needs to do it


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NEET 10/02/2026 (Fri) 22:06 [Preview] No.1036221 del
BUM RASH


NEET 10/02/2026 (Fri) 22:09 [Preview] No.1036225 del
CUM SPLASH


NEET 10/02/2026 (Fri) 22:09 [Preview] No.1036226 del
FIN.



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NEET General #1009 - Grand Final Edition NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 05:04 [Preview] No. 1034217 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Who are you going for today NEETs?

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NEET 09/29/2026 (Tue) 11:35 [Preview] No.1035217 del
BUM RASH


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NEET 09/29/2026 (Tue) 11:36 [Preview] No.1035219 del
FREE KEVIN THE PIGEON


NEET 09/29/2026 (Tue) 11:37 [Preview] No.1035220 del
UNNA


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NEET General #1008 - How's your dick? NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:32 [Preview] No. 1033188 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
How's your dick NEETs?
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NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 04:58 [Preview] No.1034207 del
looks like fremantle are just too strong


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 04:58 [Preview] No.1034208 del
BUM RASH


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 04:59 [Preview] No.1034209 del
>>1034207
Fuck you
Youre not even watchung


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 04:59 [Preview] No.1034210 del
Heave HO


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 04:59 [Preview] No.1034211 del
>>1034209
google updtng score



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NEET General #1007 - Blow Money Fast Edition NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 04:14 [Preview] No. 1032125 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do you NEETs live the Blow Money Fast lifestyle, or are you more responsible than that?
Big savings? Large nest egg?

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NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:38 [Preview] No.1033198 del
bum time


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:40 [Preview] No.1033202 del
BUM RASH


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:47 [Preview] No.1033209 del
ANAL BEADS


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:48 [Preview] No.1033211 del
YOGURT CANNON


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:48 [Preview] No.1033212 del
>>1033028
Jelly nubbs?



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NEET General #1006 - Amisulpride Edition NEET 09/16/2026 (Wed) 04:51 [Preview] No. 1031150 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Are any of you NEETs on the big pharma payroll?

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NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 05:12 [Preview] No.1032157 del
>>1032156
Pretend yor'e a houso.
The Palmerston thefts were largely organized, too. Whever a Hells Angel wants new tools, he gets an average territorian feral to nick it.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 05:17 [Preview] No.1032159 del
BUM RASH


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 05:18 [Preview] No.1032160 del
BASED VAN LIFE NEETS


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 05:19 [Preview] No.1032162 del
>>1032154
>with me not being evicted.
I reckon I would have booked it after all that drama anyway.


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