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Board Rules Anonymous 08/08/2019 (Thu) 01:36 [Preview] No. 513 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
1. The board is for all people of a NEET mindset, even if they are currently employed or studying. Excessive attempts to ostracise people based on their status or to spark divisive discussions about who is and who is not a “real NEET” will not be tolerated.

2. No doxxing. This includes no remarks about the EXIF data of photos posted, and no pointing out of personal information accidentally left in photos. No going to unreasonable lengths to determine where a person lives based on photos or videos they have posted. No chilling of peoples confidence in their anonymity by joking about your potential to dox them. If you think someone has unintentionally left personal information in their post please report the post with an explanation, do not point it out publicly on the board.

3. No impersonating another NEET, with exception of any post which is clearly not intended as an actual impersonation (ie using a named NEET's flag and making a post they obviously would not make)

4. Pornographic images and images containing nudity or near-nudity of a sexual nature must always be spoilered. No dumping of porn images for no good purpose. No use of disgusting pornography just to shock people.

5. No CP or images of children posted for sexual purposes, even if they are not naked or in sexual poses. This includes drawn images which look under-age. No Pedo talk.

5.2 The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. See the next post for additional information.

6. Images containing gore or anything else likely to shock or disgust must be spoilered. You must have a very good reason for posting gore and not post much of it.

7. Images containing the contents of a toilet bowl must be spoilered and must be accompanied by text clearly explaining they are an image of the contents of a toilet bowl.

8. No unreasonable personal insults. This board is not a “safe space”, and banter and honesty are allowed and in fact are essential, but there is no need to be personally insulting to an individual who does not deserve it. Do not cross the line.

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Edited last time by imissfather on 01/16/2020 (Thu) 21:30.


NEET 01/16/2020 (Thu) 21:34 [Preview] No.82524 del
5.2)
The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. Any images were an individuals age cannot be determined using a reverse Google Image search or information contained in the post, will mean that the following rule applies to the image. Failure to comply will result in a ban at the BO and mods discretion.

All images of children must have a relevant context contained in the post, which is an article linked, point of discussion linked to a news event or a meaningful point of discussion related to views held by the individual either for or against their views. If the image of a child is at all sexualised or can be perceived in a sexual context, but your post contains contextually relevant information, you will still be banned for a rule 5 violation. This rule is a sub-section of rule 5 and does not overrule or change rule 5. You will not be welcomed at other /ausneets/ boards when you have violated this rule.

14c) Monk is absolved of any moral NEET responsibilities.

18) Banned NEETs have no rights.
18.1) Ban evasion will result in the same ban being applied to the new IP.

Rule 19b -
Any NEET caught fucking an owl shall be banned for no less than 3 (three) weeks and shall recieve a stern telling off from Costa.

19c, Subsection 14:
All pictures of Greta pooing must be accompanied by a large aboriginal man with a funny look on his face.

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Edited last time by imissfather on 01/04/2024 (Thu) 07:33.


NEET Board owner 04/23/2024 (Tue) 01:21 [Preview] No.844416 del
To contact the Board Owner please email:

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NEET General #863 - Colonel Edition NEET 07/22/2024 (Mon) 01:06 [Preview] No. 877290 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do you NEETs feel strongly about quality thread creation?

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NEET 07/22/2024 (Mon) 05:31 [Preview] No.877368 del
Longing for a time long ago when the gape sealed, but it was worth the damage.


NEET 07/22/2024 (Mon) 05:31 [Preview] No.877369 del
did some tidying
earned a second rum


NEET 07/22/2024 (Mon) 05:32 [Preview] No.877370 del
>>877368
Bill has a tube of gape sealer


NEET 07/22/2024 (Mon) 05:32 [Preview] No.877371 del
I hate that powerades are now all ION4. It's watered down.


NEET 07/22/2024 (Mon) 05:32 [Preview] No.877372 del
>>877359
What does that mean NEET?



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NEET General #862 - Comfy Winter Stroll Edition NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 08:28 [Preview] No. 876233 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do you NEETs feel that a nice walk is a good way to keep your spirits up during these cold dark months?

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NEET 07/22/2024 (Mon) 00:36 [Preview] No.877281 del
CHRONIC LONELINESS


NEET 07/22/2024 (Mon) 00:36 [Preview] No.877282 del
>>877268
or you could just get that exact same slop from subway in 5 minutes.....and you might even fuck it up too

>>877270
>>877272
thats why i got the fuck out of NEET town. being on a set income just above the poverty line severely limits the things you can do, things get repetive pretty quick (unless you have a side hustle) (and if that side hustle is drugs you got a good 5 years maybe)


NEET 07/22/2024 (Mon) 00:36 [Preview] No.877283 del
MARKING TIME UNTIL DEATH


NEET 07/22/2024 (Mon) 00:37 [Preview] No.877284 del
WISH I’D NEVER BEEN BORN


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NEET General #861 - Ye Olde Fren Edition NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 10:03 [Preview] No. 875240 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Would any of you NEETs be willing to get "Bum Rash" tattooed on your forehead?

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NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:05 [Preview] No.876275 del
>>876272
Sir is working hard to fix it, she'll be fine.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:06 [Preview] No.876276 del
>>876274
In the bag.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:06 [Preview] No.876277 del
>>876275
If only they had one more cloud engineer, all this could have been prevented.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:06 [Preview] No.876278 del
>>876272
SA Power Networks also runs CrowdStrike lol


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NEET General #860 - Missed Me! Edition NEET 07/14/2024 (Sun) 00:59 [Preview] No. 874190 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Lets talk about current events neets.

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NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 10:36 [Preview] No.875267 del
POSSUM FOR VICE PRESIDENT!


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 10:36 [Preview] No.875268 del
BUM RASH


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NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 10:37 [Preview] No.875270 del
CUM SPLASH


NEET 07/16/2024 (Tue) 10:37 [Preview] No.875271 del
JIZZ GUZZLING CUM SLUT OLIVE



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NEET General #859 - Hit by Thong Edition NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 04:46 [Preview] No. 873146 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Have you NEETs ever had a thong thrown at you?

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NEET 07/14/2024 (Sun) 01:40 [Preview] No.874210 del
BUM RASH


NEET 07/14/2024 (Sun) 01:51 [Preview] No.874214 del
Weber Chingus


NEET 07/14/2024 (Sun) 01:52 [Preview] No.874215 del
Chungus*


NEET 07/14/2024 (Sun) 01:52 [Preview] No.874216 del
Shaky Joe


NEET 07/14/2024 (Sun) 01:53 [Preview] No.874217 del
FART



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NEET General #858 - Windex Edition NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:26 [Preview] No. 872137 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What do you use as a mixer for this stuff? Just soda water and ice?

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NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 05:53 [Preview] No.873178 del
>>873175
It's not just me, is it? He looks like a makeup wearing poof.


NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 06:01 [Preview] No.873181 del
BUM RASH


NEET 07/11/2024 (Thu) 06:02 [Preview] No.873182 del
CUM SPLASH


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NEET General #857 - Treat Edition NEET 07/06/2024 (Sat) 05:44 [Preview] No. 871121 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What do you NEETs like to have as a treat?

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NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:34 [Preview] No.872156 del
HARRUMPH!


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:34 [Preview] No.872157 del
IF THEY CAN'T GET FREE WHORES THEY WANT NEET ARSE!!!


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:34 [Preview] No.872158 del
>>872149
You didn't call in and say hello when you went past.


NEET 07/08/2024 (Mon) 09:34 [Preview] No.872159 del
BUM RASH


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NEET General #856 - Cold Front Edition NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 08:58 [Preview] No. 870126 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
How are you NEETs coping with the cold?

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NEET 07/06/2024 (Sat) 06:32 [Preview] No.871154 del
>>871150
what a ... meme.


NEET 07/06/2024 (Sat) 06:33 [Preview] No.871155 del
BUM RASH


NEET 07/06/2024 (Sat) 06:33 [Preview] No.871156 del
any intelligent neets know how to get rid of ads on yt now adblockers don't work


NEET 07/06/2024 (Sat) 06:33 [Preview] No.871158 del
CUM SPLASH


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NEET General #855 - Not Doable Edition NEET 06/28/2024 (Fri) 23:23 [Preview] No. 869115 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do you feel that the wagon is not viable? Do you feel that wagoners are somehow breaking the laws of reality?
Well jump on in here NEET. We have a station wagon full of hesitators, prevaricators and degenerators. We're gonna go down mcdolans and Dans while watching YT and vaping on oxys and mondstars.
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NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 09:29 [Preview] No.870150 del
>>870144
Thats a good thread.
Cherry 2021 sounds good too.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 09:29 [Preview] No.870151 del
7 THOUSAND TWINK LINKS


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 09:30 [Preview] No.870152 del
>>870150
Cherry Ripe 190g sounds better.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 09:32 [Preview] No.870153 del
PINKY STECKER


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