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You will learn to lick it, and never forget her name.


Board Rules Anonymous 08/08/2019 (Thu) 01:36 [Preview] No. 513 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
1. The board is for all people of a NEET mindset, even if they are currently employed or studying. Excessive attempts to ostracise people based on their status or to spark divisive discussions about who is and who is not a “real NEET” will not be tolerated.

2. No doxxing. This includes no remarks about the EXIF data of photos posted, and no pointing out of personal information accidentally left in photos. No going to unreasonable lengths to determine where a person lives based on photos or videos they have posted. No chilling of peoples confidence in their anonymity by joking about your potential to dox them. If you think someone has unintentionally left personal information in their post please report the post with an explanation, do not point it out publicly on the board.

3. No impersonating another NEET, with exception of any post which is clearly not intended as an actual impersonation (ie using a named NEET's flag and making a post they obviously would not make)

4. Pornographic images and images containing nudity or near-nudity of a sexual nature must always be spoilered. No dumping of porn images for no good purpose. No use of disgusting pornography just to shock people.

5. No CP or images of children posted for sexual purposes, even if they are not naked or in sexual poses. This includes drawn images which look under-age. No Pedo talk.

5.2 The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. See the next post for additional information.

6. Images containing gore or anything else likely to shock or disgust must be spoilered. You must have a very good reason for posting gore and not post much of it.

7. Images containing the contents of a toilet bowl must be spoilered and must be accompanied by text clearly explaining they are an image of the contents of a toilet bowl.

8. No unreasonable personal insults. This board is not a “safe space”, and banter and honesty are allowed and in fact are essential, but there is no need to be personally insulting to an individual who does not deserve it. Do not cross the line.

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Edited last time by imissfather on 01/16/2020 (Thu) 21:30.


NEET 01/16/2020 (Thu) 21:34 [Preview] No.82524 del
5.2)
The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. Any images were an individuals age cannot be determined using a reverse Google Image search or information contained in the post, will mean that the following rule applies to the image. Failure to comply will result in a ban at the BO and mods discretion.

All images of children must have a relevant context contained in the post, which is an article linked, point of discussion linked to a news event or a meaningful point of discussion related to views held by the individual either for or against their views. If the image of a child is at all sexualised or can be perceived in a sexual context, but your post contains contextually relevant information, you will still be banned for a rule 5 violation. This rule is a sub-section of rule 5 and does not overrule or change rule 5. You will not be welcomed at other /ausneets/ boards when you have violated this rule.

14c) Monk is absolved of any moral NEET responsibilities.

18) Banned NEETs have no rights.
18.1) Ban evasion will result in the same ban being applied to the new IP.

Rule 19b -
Any NEET caught fucking an owl shall be banned for no less than 3 (three) weeks and shall recieve a stern telling off from Costa.

19c, Subsection 14:
All pictures of Greta pooing must be accompanied by a large aboriginal man with a funny look on his face.

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Edited last time by imissfather on 01/04/2024 (Thu) 07:33.


NEET Board owner 04/23/2024 (Tue) 01:21 [Preview] No.844416 del
To contact the Board Owner please email:

zestykittenneet@protonmail.com
Edited last time by zestykittenneet on 02/06/2026 (Fri) 03:10.



NEET General #961 - 3D Edition NEET 03/02/2026 (Mon) 01:52 [Preview] No. 983110 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Is 3D the future?

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NEET 03/05/2026 (Thu) 10:48 [Preview] No.983746 del
>>983745
He was a kind NEET.


NEET 03/05/2026 (Thu) 10:50 [Preview] No.983747 del
The moofie Highest 2 Lowest was really good. Spike Lee and Denzel washington carried it over the line for me, with lots of niggerisms. The Music was really good and genuine, and the plot was believable. four out of five black american tropes.


NEET 03/05/2026 (Thu) 11:25 [Preview] No.983748 del
>>983747
just how many levels of nigger are you on?


NEET 03/05/2026 (Thu) 11:40 [Preview] No.983749 del
Having one of my long conversations with grok. It has become my thing instead of talking to humans.


NEET 03/05/2026 (Thu) 11:57 [Preview] No.983750 del
>>983749
It's a rabbit hole neet



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NEET General #960 - Piss In The Pool Edition NEET 02/23/2026 (Mon) 21:56 [Preview] No. 982068 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Love me some yellow water.

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NEET 03/02/2026 (Mon) 02:49 [Preview] No.983130 del
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Say my name, say my name
If no one is around you, say, "Baby, I love you"
If you ain't runnin' game
Say my name, say my name
You actin' kinda shady, ain't callin' me, "Baby"
Why the sudden change?
Say my name, say my name
If no one is around you, say, "Baby, I love you"
If you ain't runnin' game
Say my name, say my name
You actin' kinda shady, ain't callin' me, "Baby"
Better say my name


NEET 03/02/2026 (Mon) 03:05 [Preview] No.983132 del
BUM RASH


NEET 03/02/2026 (Mon) 03:05 [Preview] No.983133 del
CUM SPLASH


NEET 03/02/2026 (Mon) 03:06 [Preview] No.983134 del
DIRTY OLD TWAT


NEET 03/02/2026 (Mon) 03:06 [Preview] No.983135 del
69 NIGGERS TIED IN A KNOT



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NEET General #959 - Pinxa Edition NEET 02/19/2026 (Thu) 09:09 [Preview] No. 981041 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Cruisey I wanna try Pinxa

OLD: >>979883
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NEET 02/23/2026 (Mon) 21:49 [Preview] No.982064 del
>>982062
ok jack


NEET 02/23/2026 (Mon) 21:49 [Preview] No.982065 del
>>982059
No choppa.

>>982062
How many meters?


NEET 02/23/2026 (Mon) 21:54 [Preview] No.982066 del
BUM RASH


NEET 02/23/2026 (Mon) 21:54 [Preview] No.982067 del
CUM SPLASH
leave the last post for linking the new thread


NEET 02/23/2026 (Mon) 21:57 [Preview] No.982069 del



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NEET General #958 - Gecko Assassin Edition NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 09:06 [Preview] No. 979883 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Did you kill a Gecko? Thats not very based, the poor thing was a fren of pepe. Shid.

OLD: >>978754
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NEET 02/19/2026 (Thu) 09:07 [Preview] No.981038 del
>>981037
Sleep tight.

CUM SPLASH


NEET 02/19/2026 (Thu) 09:08 [Preview] No.981039 del
BUM RASH


NEET 02/19/2026 (Thu) 09:08 [Preview] No.981040 del
>>981036
also make the last point in the thread point at the new thread
BO hasn't done this for the last 4 or 5 threads


NEET 02/19/2026 (Thu) 09:11 [Preview] No.981046 del
UMM PTY LTD



NEET General #957 - Craving The Shadow Edition NEET 02/10/2026 (Tue) 03:32 [Preview] No. 978754 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I need it!

The knees are just not enough anymore.

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NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 08:57 [Preview] No.979878 del
>>979877
You only want to eat it.


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 08:57 [Preview] No.979879 del
>>979877
He's flat out now!


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 08:58 [Preview] No.979880 del
BUM RASH


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 08:58 [Preview] No.979881 del
CUM SPLASH


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 08:59 [Preview] No.979882 del
>>979875
Thursdays nights star attraction.



NEET General #956 - Spar Warrior Edition NEET 02/05/2026 (Thu) 08:03 [Preview] No. 977550 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
NEETs do you remember the first time you held a spar in your hands?

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NEET 02/10/2026 (Tue) 02:55 [Preview] No.978749 del
BUM RASH


NEET 02/10/2026 (Tue) 03:03 [Preview] No.978750 del
CUM SPLASH


NEET 02/10/2026 (Tue) 03:04 [Preview] No.978751 del
you should make a new thread before announcing the end of the existing one


NEET 02/10/2026 (Tue) 03:04 [Preview] No.978752 del
DELAYED NEET POO


NEET 02/10/2026 (Tue) 03:11 [Preview] No.978753 del
Weeeeeberboig
Getting the korean bbq boig



NEET General #955 - Cheese Cave Edition NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 05:48 [Preview] No. 976510 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Are you NEETs physically present on this world but mentally and spiritually away in a cheese cave or walk-in cheese refrigerator?

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NEET 02/05/2026 (Thu) 08:22 [Preview] No.977561 del
PUSH CRUISEY PUSH!


NEET 02/05/2026 (Thu) 08:22 [Preview] No.977562 del
BUM RASH


NEET 02/05/2026 (Thu) 08:25 [Preview] No.977563 del
POSSUM BUM BUM


NEET 02/05/2026 (Thu) 08:25 [Preview] No.977564 del
JEW NIGGER


NEET 02/05/2026 (Thu) 08:26 [Preview] No.977565 del
SWEETIE KISSES



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NEET General #954 - Three AM Snack Edition NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 23:06 [Preview] No. 975519 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What flavor jam do you have on your NEET hours meal? I prefer mandarin and nectarine home made.
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NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 07:57 [Preview] No.976544 del
>>976472
>chubby
Yes she is.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 07:57 [Preview] No.976545 del
BUM RASH


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 07:59 [Preview] No.976546 del


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.976547 del
>>976536
Brown hands is the only service they deserve.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.976549 del
POSSUM IS FRENCH



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NEET General #954 - Celestial Veneration Edition NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 05:21 [Preview] No. 974463 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What do you NEETs think of Celestial Veneration? Do you worship gas giants?

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NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 22:57 [Preview] No.975516 del
BIN DAY BEST DAY


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 22:59 [Preview] No.975517 del
BUM RASH


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 22:59 [Preview] No.975518 del
The last time Neptune transited the sign of Aries was from 1861 to 1875. This period brought significant cultural shifts and scientific discoveries — for instance, the Civil War and the pasteurisation of milk.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 23:06 [Preview] No.975520 del
BUM BUM


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 00:47 [Preview] No.975542 del
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