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Board Rules Anonymous 08/08/2019 (Thu) 01:36:42 [Preview] No. 513 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
1. The board is for all people of a NEET mindset, even if they are currently employed or studying. Excessive attempts to ostracise people based on their status or to spark divisive discussions about who is and who is not a “real NEET” will not be tolerated.

2. No doxxing. This includes no remarks about the EXIF data of photos posted, and no pointing out of personal information accidentally left in photos. No going to unreasonable lengths to determine where a person lives based on photos or videos they have posted. No chilling of peoples confidence in their anonymity by joking about your potential to dox them. If you think someone has unintentionally left personal information in their post please report the post with an explanation, do not point it out publicly on the board.

3. No impersonating another NEET, with exception of any post which is clearly not intended as an actual impersonation (ie using a named NEET's flag and making a post they obviously would not make)

4. Pornographic images and images containing nudity or near-nudity of a sexual nature must always be spoilered. No dumping of porn images for no good purpose. No use of disgusting pornography just to shock people.

5. No CP or images of children posted for sexual purposes, even if they are not naked or in sexual poses. This includes drawn images which look under-age. No Pedo talk.

5.2 The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. See the next post for additional information.

6. Images containing gore or anything else likely to shock or disgust must be spoilered. You must have a very good reason for posting gore and not post much of it.

7. Images containing the contents of a toilet bowl must be spoilered and must be accompanied by text clearly explaining they are an image of the contents of a toilet bowl.

8. No unreasonable personal insults. This board is not a “safe space”, and banter and honesty are allowed and in fact are essential, but there is no need to be personally insulting to an individual who does not deserve it. Do not cross the line.

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Edited last time by imissfather on 01/16/2020 (Thu) 21:30:59.

NEET 01/16/2020 (Thu) 21:34:36 [Preview] No.82524 del
The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. Any images were an individuals age cannot be determined using a reverse Google Image search or information contained in the post, will mean that the following rule applies to the image. Failure to comply will result in a ban at the BO and mods discretion.

All images of children must have a relevant context contained in the post, which is an article linked, point of discussion linked to a news event or a meaningful point of discussion related to views held by the individual either for or against their views. If the image of a child is at all sexualised or can be perceived in a sexual context, but your post contains contextually relevant information, you will still be banned for a rule 5 violation. This rule is a sub-section of rule 5 and does not overrule or change rule 5. You will not be welcomed at other /ausneets/ boards when you have violated this rule.

14c) Monk is absolved of any moral NEET responsibilities.

18) Banned NEETs have no rights.
18.1) Ban evasion will result in the same ban being applied to the new IP.

19c, Subsection 14:
All pictures of Greta pooing must be accompanied by a large aboriginal man with a funny look on his face.

A new post has been made due to the character limit.

Please join the endchan IRC in case of an emergency
Edited last time by imissfather on 02/14/2021 (Sun) 20:55:44.

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NEET General #348 - Standard Edition NEET 05/08/2021 (Sat) 10:53:10 [Preview] No. 349065 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Can the boong schedule be predicted?

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NEET 05/10/2021 (Mon) 06:25:26 [Preview] No.349564 del
I mean.

NEET 05/10/2021 (Mon) 06:40:16 [Preview] No.349565 del
good afternoon nooters
i have to go to my sister's house shortly for my nieces birthday
i believe she has chosen indian as her takeaway of choice

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Good afternoon NEET.

Sounds like a nice afternoon, I hope the food is enjoyable.

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I hope there is free goon

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Car's in the repair shop for a week getting some panel damage fixed. Dunno how I'm gonna survive without the neetmobile, it's been years and years since I've been without a car. Maybe it'll do me some good.

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NEET General #347 - Dinosaur Edition NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 10:01:35 [Preview] No. 348086 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Are we all cheeky meat eating dinosaurs?

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>tfw no spectral bride

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NEET General #346 - Ancient History Edition NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 09:18:50 [Preview] No. 347075 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do we need a vault to store Pepes to protect them for future generations?

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Thank you for the quality (You)

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NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 10:11:34 [Preview] No.348103 del
>worse than opiates
I was thinking mushrooms instead.

NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 10:11:56 [Preview] No.348106 del
Yummo. Looks good.

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NEET General #345 - Crippling existential anxiety edition NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 10:19:42 [Preview] No. 346096 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Are you good enough for your age NEETers? Awake late at night regretting your shameful past? State your name and story.

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Thinking about getting some standos. Had two nights sober. Bought another deck of coffin nails today. The rationale in my end is to have a beers to enjoy the rest of the cigs, then discard them after the grogs finished and then quit tomorrow.

>tfw retarded

NEET General #344 - My Little Pepe Edition NEET 04/26/2021 (Mon) 08:51:09 [Preview] No. 345046 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What Pepe merchandise should a NEET own?

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NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 10:11:01 [Preview] No.346091 del
*Government Run Corporation

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bum fun

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Gooned Rowdy Cunt

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NEET General #343 - Big Puff Edition NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 23:01:13 [Preview] No. 344040 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
You light a cigarette and within a few puffs, the discomforts ease up. Chemically, you have that dopamine rush that comes when nicotine attaches to receptors in your brain. The fidgety tension is gone and you are back to feeling comfortable.

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NEET General #342 - Horny Edition NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 07:08:54 [Preview] No. 343022 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do the needful. Will (You)?

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NEET General #341 - Resisting death anxiety and becoming the Nietzschean Overman Edition NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:23:18 [Preview] No. 342053 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
How are you improving yourself this week NEET?
Lowering the standards? Learning something new? Exercising? Fixing your laptop?

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NEET General #340 - Cool Nights Edition NEET 04/14/2021 (Wed) 21:43:27 [Preview] No. 340951 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I am enjoying the cooler weather where I can tuck myself into bed and snuggle in. Are (You)?

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NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:13:42 [Preview] No.342049 del
I have the payroll girl put extra mortgage repayments in the mortgage accounts, and a small amount in my debit card account, and the rest in a savings account. If need be I can redraw some of the advanced loan repayments or shift some savings into my debit card account. Minimises the amount of thinking or responsibility on my part on pay day.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:14:36 [Preview] No.342050 del
It's also got Minecraft

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:15:56 [Preview] No.342051 del
Is that through salary sacrificing?
I've heard people talk about it but I don't really understand what they're on about

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:19:07 [Preview] No.342052 del
It's got flux, tor and videos of me singing. It smells like NK.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:28:08 [Preview] No.342057 del
>It smells like NK.
Embrace it!