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Board Rules Anonymous 08/08/2019 (Thu) 01:36:42 [Preview] No. 513 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
1. The board is for all people of a NEET mindset, even if they are currently employed or studying. Excessive attempts to ostracise people based on their status or to spark divisive discussions about who is and who is not a β€œreal NEET” will not be tolerated.

2. No doxxing. This includes no remarks about the EXIF data of photos posted, and no pointing out of personal information accidentally left in photos. No going to unreasonable lengths to determine where a person lives based on photos or videos they have posted. No chilling of peoples confidence in their anonymity by joking about your potential to dox them. If you think someone has unintentionally left personal information in their post please report the post with an explanation, do not point it out publicly on the board.

3. No impersonating another NEET, with exception of any post which is clearly not intended as an actual impersonation (ie using a named NEET's flag and making a post they obviously would not make)

4. Pornographic images and images containing nudity or near-nudity of a sexual nature must always be spoilered. No dumping of porn images for no good purpose. No use of disgusting pornography just to shock people.

5. No CP or images of children posted for sexual purposes, even if they are not naked or in sexual poses. This includes drawn images which look under-age. No Pedo talk.

5.2 The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. See the next post for additional information.

6. Images containing gore or anything else likely to shock or disgust must be spoilered. You must have a very good reason for posting gore and not post much of it.

7. Images containing the contents of a toilet bowl must be spoilered and must be accompanied by text clearly explaining they are an image of the contents of a toilet bowl.

8. No unreasonable personal insults. This board is not a β€œsafe space”, and banter and honesty are allowed and in fact are essential, but there is no need to be personally insulting to an individual who does not deserve it. Do not cross the line.

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Edited last time by imissfather on 01/16/2020 (Thu) 21:30:59.

NEET 01/16/2020 (Thu) 21:34:36 [Preview] No.82524 del
The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. Any images were an individuals age cannot be determined using a reverse Google Image search or information contained in the post, will mean that the following rule applies to the image. Failure to comply will result in a ban at the BO and mods discretion.

All images of children must have a relevant context contained in the post, which is an article linked, point of discussion linked to a news event or a meaningful point of discussion related to views held by the individual either for or against their views. If the image of a child is at all sexualised or can be perceived in a sexual context, but your post contains contextually relevant information, you will still be banned for a rule 5 violation. This rule is a sub-section of rule 5 and does not overrule or change rule 5. You will not be welcomed at other /ausneets/ boards when you have violated this rule.

14c) Monk is absolved of any moral NEET responsibilities.

18) Banned NEETs have no rights.
18.1) Ban evasion will result in the same ban being applied to the new IP.

19c, Subsection 14:
All pictures of Greta pooing must be accompanied by a large aboriginal man with a funny look on his face.

A new post has been made due to the character limit.

Please join the endchan IRC in case of an emergency
Edited last time by imissfather on 02/14/2021 (Sun) 20:55:44.

NEET General #322 - Losing The Will To Live Edition NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 04:16:47 [Preview] No. 321941 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
How will you change your life for the better?

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NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 20:22:33 [Preview] No.322276 del
>Fucking hell, not a good start
It all seems pretty minor. You need to relax.

NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 20:24:04 [Preview] No.322277 del
3300, I sold him a car and paid his rent a couple times.
I've had a coffee now, it's okay.
But I feel like going back to sleep.

NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 20:28:09 [Preview] No.322278 del
Slightly (read: decently) hungover. Gonna go to maccas and be even more late to the wage. Then I'm gonna make myself a shitty wage coffee and go out for a smoke and then a wage poo, making myself effectively almost an hour late.

The chit chatting pajeets will silently judge me, and I will silently imagine myself beheading them for using the phrase "today morning".
Today morning I don't give a fuck. Today morning I should just be working from home like every other white collar faggot is.

NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 20:29:26 [Preview] No.322279 del
Just chuck a sicky. You want to.

NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 20:31:14 [Preview] No.322280 del
You were too generous to him. You are a soft touch.

NEET General #321 - Flirtin, Squirtin, and Emotionally Hurtin' Edition NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:32:50 [Preview] No. 320938 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Big squirt? Big bin bag? Rag and tag?
Tendy wendy, her hips go bendy, and the NEET squirt sendy

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NEET General #320 - Pet Chad Edition NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 03:15:47 [Preview] No. 319926 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
NEETs do you ever ponder the meaning of life? What answers have you come up with?

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NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:24:33 [Preview] No.320931 del
I found a friend's google review thing.
He's done hundreds.

NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:24:55 [Preview] No.320932 del
I did that once and just put it half on.

NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:25:26 [Preview] No.320933 del
You can get meme points and get invited to Google meme conferences as community leaders if you do enough things on Google Maps.

NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:25:27 [Preview] No.320934 del
Monk's a blooming DRONGO

NEET General #319 - Long Grass Edition NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 01:54:29 [Preview] No. 318896 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do you NEETs ever feel the urge to go to go see the rest of the mob and spend a few weeks in the long grass drinking beers and sniffing petrol?

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Another good thread NEETs.



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NEET General #318 - Separately Fenced Holding Yards Edition NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 12:19:23 [Preview] No. 317907 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
We need to make the NEET Compound become a reality. Surely there is a rich NEET lurking out there who can fund it for us?

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NEET General #317 - Summer Flies Edition NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 05:46:57 [Preview] No. 316894 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Have you noticed as many flies this time of year?
I have not.

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NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 11:47:38 [Preview] No.317903 del
I suppose but they only mention certain things. If I died they wouldn't mention my internet addiction.

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 11:49:52 [Preview] No.317904 del
Everyone our age has an internet addiction
It's not even an addiction, its just part of normal life now

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 11:52:43 [Preview] No.317905 del
A promising young computer enthusiast.

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 12:03:27 [Preview] No.317906 del
On the train home from the gym.
There are a bunch of girls my age on the train. They are kind of annoying but also make me feel incredibly lonely. I find groups of women to be very annoying.
My friend mostly ignores my texts now. I feel increasingly lonely.

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NEET General #316 - Prince Philip Has AIDS Edition NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 02:13:22 [Preview] No. 315903 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Regular homo aids
bad aids
the Queen is wot did it

OLD: >>314886

Edit: added the old linking post
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NEET General #315 - Primitive Edition NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 04:42:42 [Preview] No. 314886 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do any of you NEETs ever feel the call of the wild and dream of living a simpler existence?

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NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 02:01:11 [Preview] No.315899 del
C'mon now, we've all shit our pants at one time or another.

NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 02:01:29 [Preview] No.315900 del
that's a horrid thing to say, BO

NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 02:01:45 [Preview] No.315901 del
each thread

NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 02:03:10 [Preview] No.315902 del
Every hour in my case. That's what happens when you open yourself up to the Wombo.

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NEET General #314 - Pi Edition NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 07:35:23 [Preview] No. 313871 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do any of you NEETs like circles? I used to draw them with a compass that had a spike on the end.

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NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 04:22:48 [Preview] No.314882 del

NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 04:24:24 [Preview] No.314883 del
or a dual stack internet connection but no v6 resolvers configured

NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 04:24:36 [Preview] No.314884 del
>nuro advice

NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 04:25:53 [Preview] No.314885 del
Dunno, was having to restart my computer 5 or 6 times to get a connection and now I'm not so I'm happy.