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You will learn to lick it, and never forget her name.


Board Rules Anonymous 08/08/2019 (Thu) 01:36 [Preview] No. 513 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
1. The board is for all people of a NEET mindset, even if they are currently employed or studying. Excessive attempts to ostracise people based on their status or to spark divisive discussions about who is and who is not a “real NEET” will not be tolerated.

2. No doxxing. This includes no remarks about the EXIF data of photos posted, and no pointing out of personal information accidentally left in photos. No going to unreasonable lengths to determine where a person lives based on photos or videos they have posted. No chilling of peoples confidence in their anonymity by joking about your potential to dox them. If you think someone has unintentionally left personal information in their post please report the post with an explanation, do not point it out publicly on the board.

3. No impersonating another NEET, with exception of any post which is clearly not intended as an actual impersonation (ie using a named NEET's flag and making a post they obviously would not make)

4. Pornographic images and images containing nudity or near-nudity of a sexual nature must always be spoilered. No dumping of porn images for no good purpose. No use of disgusting pornography just to shock people.

5. No CP or images of children posted for sexual purposes, even if they are not naked or in sexual poses. This includes drawn images which look under-age. No Pedo talk.

5.2 The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. See the next post for additional information.

6. Images containing gore or anything else likely to shock or disgust must be spoilered. You must have a very good reason for posting gore and not post much of it.

7. Images containing the contents of a toilet bowl must be spoilered and must be accompanied by text clearly explaining they are an image of the contents of a toilet bowl.

8. No unreasonable personal insults. This board is not a “safe space”, and banter and honesty are allowed and in fact are essential, but there is no need to be personally insulting to an individual who does not deserve it. Do not cross the line.

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Edited last time by imissfather on 01/16/2020 (Thu) 21:30.


NEET 01/16/2020 (Thu) 21:34 [Preview] No.82524 del
5.2)
The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. Any images were an individuals age cannot be determined using a reverse Google Image search or information contained in the post, will mean that the following rule applies to the image. Failure to comply will result in a ban at the BO and mods discretion.

All images of children must have a relevant context contained in the post, which is an article linked, point of discussion linked to a news event or a meaningful point of discussion related to views held by the individual either for or against their views. If the image of a child is at all sexualised or can be perceived in a sexual context, but your post contains contextually relevant information, you will still be banned for a rule 5 violation. This rule is a sub-section of rule 5 and does not overrule or change rule 5. You will not be welcomed at other /ausneets/ boards when you have violated this rule.

14c) Monk is absolved of any moral NEET responsibilities.

18) Banned NEETs have no rights.
18.1) Ban evasion will result in the same ban being applied to the new IP.

Rule 19b -
Any NEET caught fucking an owl shall be banned for no less than 3 (three) weeks and shall recieve a stern telling off from Costa.

19c, Subsection 14:
All pictures of Greta pooing must be accompanied by a large aboriginal man with a funny look on his face.

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Edited last time by imissfather on 01/04/2024 (Thu) 07:33.


NEET Board owner 04/23/2024 (Tue) 01:21 [Preview] No.844416 del
To contact the Board Owner please email:

zestykittenneet@protonmail.com
Edited last time by zestykittenneet on 02/06/2026 (Fri) 03:10.



NEET General #995 - Fashion Hoist Edition NEET 08/12/2026 (Wed) 09:12 [Preview] No. 1019799 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do you NEETs think that one them time comes that you need your executive form hoisted about in a sling that you will manage to look effortlessly chic and fashionable?
Personally I would not be surprised if the first nurse who does it for me asks me out.

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NEET 08/12/2026 (Wed) 13:23 [Preview] No.1019856 del
>>1019854
It has been many years since I saw the movies. I am going to watch them again soon. I will then render my verdict.


NEET 08/12/2026 (Wed) 13:23 [Preview] No.1019857 del
>>1019855
>I guess we’ll find out
Keep us posted NEET.


NEET 08/12/2026 (Wed) 13:34 [Preview] No.1019858 del
>>1019856
We watched them not long ago, either on Womboflix or Endcorner.


NEET 08/12/2026 (Wed) 14:28 [Preview] No.1019859 del
What stopped womboflix? Was it too much effort or no VPS to host on?


NEET 08/12/2026 (Wed) 14:37 [Preview] No.1019860 del
>>1019859
I think several factors.
One was Projectionist NEET's burnout and need to do stuff not at the monitor.
Another was that the NEET's watched everything with rating 7 and above and they started to get picky.
And stuff.



NEET General #994 - Cortisol Spike Edition NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 06:54 [Preview] No. 1018751 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
AI Slop to start us off
>Average /ausneets/ cortisol spike: someone you haven’t spoken to in six months posts “doing alright lately.”

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NEET 08/12/2026 (Wed) 09:15 [Preview] No.1019807 del
>>1019803
Unless you get the free games, then a feature and they bring out the free party pies and a pepsi max


NEET 08/12/2026 (Wed) 09:15 [Preview] No.1019808 del
The bins need to go out Weber.


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NEET 08/12/2026 (Wed) 09:15 [Preview] No.1019810 del
>>1019807
>free party pies and a pepsi max
Living the good life.


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NEET General #993 - This Shit is Bananas Edition NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 00:12 [Preview] No. 1017591 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
How many bananas can you eat, NEET?

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NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 06:02 [Preview] No.1018746 del
>>1018707
The machines used to give out physical tickets but nowadays you get points stored on a card you havd to get just to play anything.


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 06:08 [Preview] No.1018747 del
I'm so fucking hungry


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 06:32 [Preview] No.1018748 del
>>1018743
You need to get some red sneakers and a bumbag then NEET.


NEET 08/09/2026 (Sun) 06:34 [Preview] No.1018749 del
>>1018744
No missus ever allows issues to remain smoothed


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NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 00:08 [Preview] No. 1016546 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
NEET General #992 - Awak addition

What keeps you awak neets?


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NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 02:34 [Preview] No.1017706 del
>>1017704
Thanks NEET 💖


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NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 02:36 [Preview] No.1017710 del
BUM RASH


NEET 08/07/2026 (Fri) 02:36 [Preview] No.1017711 del
FIN.



NEET General #991 - Emergency Alert Edition NEET 07/27/2026 (Mon) 08:35 [Preview] No. 1015437 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Cruisey I don't wanna hear that noise again.

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NEET 08/02/2026 (Sun) 23:53 [Preview] No.1016543 del
Require new thread. Urgent!


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 00:04 [Preview] No.1016544 del
>>1016538
Damn, that's a lot of stuff to get through just in a morning.


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 00:05 [Preview] No.1016545 del
Never eaten octopus


NEET 08/03/2026 (Mon) 00:10 [Preview] No.1016547 del
Someone call chopper?
>>1016546


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BUM RASH



NEET General #990 - Glenn's Edition NEET 07/22/2026 (Wed) 09:58 [Preview] No. 1014383 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Won't be long until he tells us about Glenn, right?

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NEET 07/27/2026 (Mon) 08:36 [Preview] No.1015439 del
CUM SPLASH


NEET 07/27/2026 (Mon) 08:36 [Preview] No.1015440 del
BUM RASH


NEET 07/27/2026 (Mon) 08:37 [Preview] No.1015441 del
IS GLENN EVEN ALIVE?


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FIN



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NEET General #989 - Driving Incident Edition NEET 07/17/2026 (Fri) 22:42 [Preview] No. 1013356 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Have you NEETs ever been involved in a serious incident while driving?
Did insurance do the right thing by you?

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NEET General #988 - Still Remembered Edition NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 03:17 [Preview] No. 1012366 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
We will never, ever forget her. And what was done to her.

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NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 00:44 [Preview] No.1013371 del
Called the insurance company. A request for review was made and will be started on Monday when that Team returns.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 00:44 [Preview] No.1013372 del
>>1013370
>so maybe she is bleeding out her front bum or something??
Likely.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 00:58 [Preview] No.1013373 del
>>1013370
don't take it personally, remember that other people have moods just like you and there's only a 25% chance both you and her will be in a good mood upon encountering eachother


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 01:06 [Preview] No.1013374 del
>>1013369
My life is not just a series of meme call and responses.
Had a choof and a wank


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 01:09 [Preview] No.1013375 del
>>1013370
What a cunt

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NEET General #987 - Lost in the Sauce Edition NEET 07/10/2026 (Fri) 07:01 [Preview] No. 1011354 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Have you NEETs ever found yourselves "Lost in the sauce"?

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NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 03:19 [Preview] No.1012368 del
I ate a packet of pythons hoping one of them would get the gerbil in there.


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 03:20 [Preview] No.1012369 del
STAY JUICY CUZ


NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 03:21 [Preview] No.1012370 del
FAT KARATE


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NEET 07/14/2026 (Tue) 03:22 [Preview] No.1012372 del
BUM RASH END




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