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RIP Helen 08/11/2020


NEET General #310 - Nuro Workout Edition NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 06:35:24 [Preview] No. 309819 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What does Nuro's workout routine involve?

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NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:05:32 [Preview] No.310828 del
>>310822
Oh Shit. Your fate is in the hands of a Madwoman.

You might ride it out and get the house if she gets hospitalized and a public guardian. Are you her next of Kin?


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:05:46 [Preview] No.310829 del
>>310822
Does she think you have something to do with the man in the roof?


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:06:44 [Preview] No.310830 del
>>310827
>convict
*evict


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:08:58 [Preview] No.310831 del
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NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:13:11 [Preview] No.310835 del
>>310746
Based pumpkin grower.
Pumpkin are a low maintenance crop that stores really well.
The reasons pumpkin soup is a winter dish is because that's when you actually ate the pumpkin.

So two thing I learned about bumpkins
A. they plant really really well among other plants, just use them as a ground cover under beans or corn or whatever- they have broad leaves so they don't get upset by things growing around/over them.
B. remember to keep the stem on them when you harvest them, it protects them from rot- like an umbilical cord



NEET GENERAL #309 - Cherish Each Day Edition NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 01:55:48 [Preview] No. 308808 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Is there anything you are looking forward to this year?

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NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 06:38:13 [Preview] No.309826 del
>>309823
1999. I said that in my post you pelican.


NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 06:38:27 [Preview] No.309827 del
TIGHT NEET ARSES


NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 06:39:25 [Preview] No.309829 del


NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 06:39:38 [Preview] No.309830 del
I might stop coming here.


NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 06:39:53 [Preview] No.309831 del
CUM SPLASH



NEET GENERAL #307 - I Guess I'll Do It Then Edition NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 00:01:40 [Preview] No. 307819 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Fucking slack cunts.

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NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 02:12:36 [Preview] No.308821 del
>>308819
She needs him.


NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 02:13:12 [Preview] No.308823 del
CUM STAINED UNDIES


NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 02:13:28 [Preview] No.308824 del
ANTIQUATED WANK CLOTH


NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 02:13:41 [Preview] No.308825 del
>>308822
Too soon



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NEET General #306 - Cashed up benzo addict addition NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 02:52:04 [Preview] No. 306806 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What would you NEETs do with 7 grand if it landed in your pocket today?

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Edit: updated old by adding ">" and note for whoever makes the next thread the edition must be +2
Edited last time by imissfather on 02/05/2021 (Fri) 05:00:32.
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NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 23:43:10 [Preview] No.307809 del
>>307807
>came off the rim
That shouldn't happen.
Good that it's home though.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 23:43:35 [Preview] No.307810 del
BUM RASH


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 23:43:35 [Preview] No.307811 del
>>307808
Morning


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 23:50:08 [Preview] No.307812 del
HECKIN' DOG FLAPS



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NEET GENERAL #306 - No Wage Today Edition NEET 02/02/2021 (Tue) 21:01:03 [Preview] No. 305802 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
As the sun rises, the hustle and bustle of the wagies has already begun.
Half drunk black instants and half read NEET Gens.
The rushed poo before the anxiety riddling traffic jams and line ups through servos for $2 coffees and $5 breaky goods.
My Shekleton Sheklestein's brother in law waits impatiently at the lowly wagies desk, muttering passive aggressive insults about them being 3 minutes late.
Woe is the wagie while the humble NEET sits at home, waiting for the rush to be over so they can go to HJs and then get their boong on.
You will be in my prayers.
God bless Pajoot and the ordained sick cert.

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NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 02:45:09 [Preview] No.306802 del
>>306799
Christ. I find that shit very disturbing.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 02:45:35 [Preview] No.306803 del
>>306785
>forty minute
No one takes that long.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 02:45:48 [Preview] No.306804 del
>>306792
accurate

>>306793
the 2008 GFC had a 4 year lag into real life

>>306795
>>306796
ok

>>306797
if he is slinging coke he would be swimming in underage puss

>>306798
>lies
works of satire and fiction inside minecraft


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 02:46:15 [Preview] No.306805 del
>>306800
Yeah. twenty dollars an hour plus 10% of the take.



NEET General #305 - What Does It Mean Edition NEET 01/31/2021 (Sun) 21:20:40 [Preview] No. 304784 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Violent sack swings synchronised with a hardstyle beat. What does it all mean?


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NEET 02/02/2021 (Tue) 20:42:31 [Preview] No.305798 del
>>305794
Take the day off. Nothing worse sitting in an office while sick.


NEET 02/02/2021 (Tue) 20:45:54 [Preview] No.305799 del
>>305794
i was like that on monday, ended up wasting the day, its all down to how nice the weather is


NEET 02/02/2021 (Tue) 20:48:10 [Preview] No.305800 del
good mordning to the one neet who bid me goodnight


NEET 02/02/2021 (Tue) 20:52:47 [Preview] No.305801 del
>>305795
The cert also says I can have today off.



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NEET GENERAL #304 - NoFun's Return Edition NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 23:27:28 [Preview] No. 303793 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
How's the sister been?
Also, fuck you for banning me you fucking girl.

On a separate note, Monk needs to clean his room for his mummy.
Don't give her more reason to worry.

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NEET 01/31/2021 (Sun) 21:24:36 [Preview] No.304796 del
BUM RASH


NEET 01/31/2021 (Sun) 21:24:50 [Preview] No.304797 del
NEXT THREAD, GREAT THREAD


NEET 01/31/2021 (Sun) 21:25:07 [Preview] No.304798 del
CUM SPLASH


NEET 01/31/2021 (Sun) 21:25:28 [Preview] No.304799 del
BUM RASH


NEET 01/31/2021 (Sun) 21:25:47 [Preview] No.304800 del
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NEET GENERAL #303 Icarus Edition NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 11:22:15 [Preview] No. 302776 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
The indians say that the blackbird
Was flying too close to the sun
And the bright burning flames changed his wings and his name
To remind him how far he had come.

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NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 23:20:35 [Preview] No.303790 del
>>303784
Yes you can, you're on call not on duty.
If you're out doing anything, how's it different to being out at kmart?
Get premade greek salad from shops, get a handful of sliced meat, get some wraps and a chutney or sauce.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 23:22:44 [Preview] No.303791 del
>>303785
I used to be able to play 'dig a pony' or something, I think that's what it was called.
The chorus was in 5/4 and there was a bridge in 7/8, that we just played in 8/8 because it was too hard.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 23:23:42 [Preview] No.303792 del
>>303791
>>303785
Buy me a pony*



NEET General #302 - Cook's Cook Edition NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:13:39 [Preview] No. 301765 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What is your favourite brand for nuggos?
What is the best way to cook them?

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NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 11:17:11 [Preview] No.302772 del
>>302764
I saw possum and nuro walking side by side, sharing a single pair of in-ear headphones between them, listening to 24 bit losslessly encoded noted synthwave song collection once. They were going shoe shopping.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 11:17:31 [Preview] No.302773 del
>>302766
Beggars can't be choosers m8.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 11:17:44 [Preview] No.302774 del
Goon refill time.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 11:18:27 [Preview] No.302775 del
>>302774
Pour it down the sink.



NEET General #301 - Mounted Upon a Doge Edition NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 05:53:52 [Preview] No. 300770 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do you NEETs sometimes feel like your life is a burden being carried relentlessly forward by a faithful doge?

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NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:15:25 [Preview] No.301774 del
it takes longer to clean up after a feast than it does making and eating it


NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:15:39 [Preview] No.301775 del
WEBER'S MEAT, DRIPPING WITH JUICE


NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:16:02 [Preview] No.301776 del
WEBER'S FEED