NEET
06/07/2026 (Sun) 23:39
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Went to doctor jeet to get prescription for stomach acid, he asks how much I drink.
Aww, a keg a week. Four pitchers last night.
>what is this pitcher
It's like a jug
>and how many glasses this jug
Maybe 4, no idea
>so you are just drinking from that one
Yep
>and keg is how many *gestures how big that one*
20 pitchers
Doctor jeet looks in many directions, trying to conceptualise this in terms of plausibility.
Concludes that is possible but neet wouldhave to be drunk presently... fucking Australians bloody bloody this one is drunk. Banishes neet to the go outside that one.
Reception looks totally confused, what did neet do? Neet looks at reception and clearly has no idea what he did wrong. Doctor jeet looks like he's going to have a seizure.
Good start to the day, going to dans.