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>You duck underwater and the motorized canoe speeds past, missing you by inches. Your friends duck out of the way, too — and now you're all swimming and spluttering toward the exit.
>You're soaking wet and shivering from the cold. 'Let's go into the World of the Sun to warm up," you suggest.
But the door to World of the Sun has been stuck all day, and no one can get in.
>"Don't worry, gang, we'll get the bugs out. what's that rumbling sound?" "Hey It's the animated dinosaurs! They've escaped! Somehow they've broken out of their exhibit hall, and they're marching down the center lane of the park! "Look out! They weigh two tons!" you cry.
>People are fleeing for their lives. The air is filled with cries of terror. You see your friends leap out of the way as the mechanized dinosaurs stampede through the park.
>A while later, you are outside the gate of your park, apologizing to your friends. You struggle to be heard over the sirens of fire trucks and ambulances.
>"That was the greatest!" Andy cries. "The most exciting park I've ever been to!"
>"Parks that work right are so boring!"
>Jack agrees. "We'll all meet here tomorrow and do it again. And whatever you do don't fix anything!!"
>THE END
Well, maybe the ending was better, we're now the owner of a $6 million dollar amusement park where nothing works.