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NEET General #1007 - Blow Money Fast Edition NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 04:14 [Preview] No. 1032125
Do you NEETs live the Blow Money Fast lifestyle, or are you more responsible than that?
Big savings? Large nest egg?

Old Thread:>>1031150


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 05:16 [Preview] No.1032158 del
Cruisey gets his mongs to steal stuff for him.
He waits in the car playing games on his phone. He doesn't even look up until they are back in the car with the goods.
Then he drives off like butter wouldn't melt in his mouth.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 05:18 [Preview] No.1032161 del
Is a business or non profit that outfits low cost vans for van life neets a possibility? Can we get ndis or cenno funding?


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 05:21 [Preview] No.1032164 del
>>1032161
I think it would be too controversial for them to admit that it is necessary. That the housing situation is so dire.
I don't think the government would touch it.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 05:22 [Preview] No.1032165 del
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>>1032158
He is literally fagin from the oliver twist story.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 05:22 [Preview] No.1032166 del
>>1032164
>I don't think the government would touch it.
They're already softening homeowners up for a bedroom tax.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 05:22 [Preview] No.1032167 del
>>1032164
Nothing's going to get better until people go out and riot.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 05:28 [Preview] No.1032168 del
>>1032167
And it probably won't get better even then.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 05:31 [Preview] No.1032169 del


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 05:33 [Preview] No.1032170 del
>>1032161
There are/have been NGOs that provide cheap cars to those that qualify. Anyone getting Cenno could ease up on the legal drugs for a month or so to afford a car anyway. Getting a drivers' licence is fucking impossible, though, as NDIS providers and Commercial Driving 'Schools' have trashed the old schemes like CES and Rotary had going.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 05:34 [Preview] No.1032171 del
Home sweet home. Feels so nice to take off shoes after a long hard day of doing nothing.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 05:35 [Preview] No.1032172 del
>>1032171
It does feel good to kick off the shoes and put the comfies on.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 05:36 [Preview] No.1032173 del
The flaw I see with the solar panel on the van roof is that it means you always have to park your van in full sun.
That must be a problem when the temp gets into the thirties. Like an oven in there.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 05:37 [Preview] No.1032174 del
>>1032170
But even with free Neetvans, the majority of random homeless people wouldn't really get how to live in one. Look at the campgrounds with BCF $600 Swags everywhere instead of $100 2P tents that're actually more comfy. Everyone would want a power generator to power their mains appliances because they 'can't' cook on gas, as well.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 05:42 [Preview] No.1032175 del
>>1032173
With some detachable mounts and a length of cable, you could park under the shade of a tree and have the panels on the ground a few meters away.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 05:43 [Preview] No.1032176 del
>>1032173
The breeze through the van is good and there's no heat build-up. When parked in a city to go shopping it hits 40C, though. A common mod is to put a powered ventilation fan on the roof, and there's also vans with sliding side windows.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 05:53 [Preview] No.1032177 del
>>1032171
You've had a busy day, time to relax.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 05:57 [Preview] No.1032178 del
jeet agent showing a jeet couple through the house next door
had to lol when 3 cop cars came hooning down the street
agent would have been seething


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 06:05 [Preview] No.1032179 del
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Is anyone else getting recommended these AI slop videos?
You click and the foods aren't even that bad.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 06:08 [Preview] No.1032180 del
Booze o'clock.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 06:11 [Preview] No.1032181 del
A mobile neet compound, composed of a convoy of neet vans. In an emergency the neet vans could join together and transform into a giant robot.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 06:13 [Preview] No.1032182 del
>>1032179
Yeah every second video on the right-hand panel is AI slop. Fake crime and comedy shit I would never watch anyway, so not even targeted.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 06:37 [Preview] No.1032183 del
>>1032181
NI Slop for a change.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 06:40 [Preview] No.1032184 del
>>1032183
I would watch it.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 06:44 [Preview] No.1032185 del
Garn IGA for some, provisions.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 06:52 [Preview] No.1032186 del
>>1032185
Get me some provender please.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 06:53 [Preview] No.1032187 del
>>1032184
It's no Harry Potter, but I'd give it a squiz.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 06:54 [Preview] No.1032188 del
>>1032184
nuro was outstanding as the lead


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 07:01 [Preview] No.1032189 del
>>1032184
Breaker one-nine, breaker one-nine. This is the bear in the air, calling Rubber Neet in that rattlin' piece of black crap at your side door. Come on!


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 07:04 [Preview] No.1032190 del
THE SECOND RULE OF NEET CLUB IS YOU MUST TALK ABOUT NEET CLUB


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 07:07 [Preview] No.1032191 del
Many of you are dinguses. Dingi, if you will.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 07:16 [Preview] No.1032192 del
>>1032191
We've got the fruit at the front and that's no lie.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 07:28 [Preview] No.1032193 del
Chungus my chungus.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 07:29 [Preview] No.1032194 del
PSA TO ALL NEETS: Foreignfriends are coveting your 1000 mymacca points for the new WoW Forever Beta.
Insist on a dated dick pic in the trade.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 07:35 [Preview] No.1032195 del
>>1032192
There are a few nuts in the fruit bowl.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 07:36 [Preview] No.1032196 del
>>1032194
Saw one of those threads in r/adelaide a couple of days ago. Some gaylord offering free food in exchange for the code.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 07:37 [Preview] No.1032197 del
Hellenic snack pack was low quality, shop has been taken over by gooks. Was run by greeks a few years ago, much better then. Such is the arrow of time.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 07:38 [Preview] No.1032198 del
that curry was pretty fucking good for a jar sauce and bbq chook
the no-mess experimental method I used also worked, so no having to wash the skillet


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 07:38 [Preview] No.1032199 del
Oddly one of the best places I know for rotary meat is run by lebs


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 07:38 [Preview] No.1032200 del
Carrot and lettuce toasted sandwich for dinner


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 07:40 [Preview] No.1032201 del
>>1032199
>rotary
do you mean rotisserie?
rotary is an old white man charity organisation


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 07:42 [Preview] No.1032202 del
>>1032199
I only eat Leb Kebabs cooked the Leb way.
There used to be a shop 'Five Brothers' in Auburn that did it right. Unfortunately they must've been late on the Protection payment, and the store caught on fire. :/


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 07:42 [Preview] No.1032203 del
>>1032201
if you like french spelling so much why dont you marry her


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 07:44 [Preview] No.1032204 del
>>1032203
Kek!!!


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 07:45 [Preview] No.1032205 del
>>1032203
marry who?
fuck this


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 07:47 [Preview] No.1032206 del


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.1032207 del
>>1032205
Dawn French is about your size, fat boy.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.1032208 del
>>1032207
Not nice


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 07:51 [Preview] No.1032209 del
>>1032205
>>1032203
Maryborough?


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 07:55 [Preview] No.1032210 del
Gonna make my own console


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 07:55 [Preview] No.1032211 del
Gonna make my own casserole


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 07:55 [Preview] No.1032212 del
Gonna rape my own cassowary


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 07:57 [Preview] No.1032213 del
Heck off doofuses 😡


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 08:01 [Preview] No.1032214 del
Won't be any HP this weekend.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 08:01 [Preview] No.1032215 del
>>1032169
How does he do it?


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 08:04 [Preview] No.1032216 del


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 08:04 [Preview] No.1032217 del
>>1032101
Reminds me of Hungary.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 08:05 [Preview] No.1032218 del
>>1032214
Ffs...


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 08:08 [Preview] No.1032219 del
>>1032217
just cos he is living in a car doesnt mean he has no food


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 08:09 [Preview] No.1032220 del
>>1032218
We have sumo.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 08:09 [Preview] No.1032221 del
>>1032215
It keeps me awake at night.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 08:11 [Preview] No.1032222 del
>>1032200
Nice and healthy.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 08:12 [Preview] No.1032223 del
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So far this citronigga candle is NOT doing itz job.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 08:13 [Preview] No.1032224 del


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 08:13 [Preview] No.1032225 del
>>1032222
Thanks Wizzy.

>>1032223
What should it do?


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 08:13 [Preview] No.1032226 del
>>1032223
You need a small LED lantern


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 08:15 [Preview] No.1032227 del
>>1032223
Home sweet bench.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 08:16 [Preview] No.1032228 del
>>1032222
Thank you Wizzy.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 08:26 [Preview] No.1032229 del


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 08:27 [Preview] No.1032230 del
>>1032229
He's asking for the recipe


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 08:28 [Preview] No.1032231 del
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NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 08:29 [Preview] No.1032232 del
>>1032230
Naw mang i aint abou'dat sheeit gnomesayin?


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 08:31 [Preview] No.1032233 del
>>1032232
>gnomesayin
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8M7pL6ucR9A [Embed]


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 08:36 [Preview] No.1032234 del
>>1032046
Albania had a bunch of those.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 08:38 [Preview] No.1032235 del
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Had to relocate because niggers using the hall and Im tired af.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 08:39 [Preview] No.1032236 del


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 08:47 [Preview] No.1032237 del
>>1032236
Apparently those are avifs masquarading as jpgs. You can't even trust The Atlantic anymore.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 08:54 [Preview] No.1032238 del
>>1032234
truly an advanced country


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 08:55 [Preview] No.1032239 del
Do zoomers even listen to bands anymore? I never see any band tshirts.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 08:58 [Preview] No.1032240 del
>>1032235
You should start busking.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 09:01 [Preview] No.1032241 del
>>1032240
Good night ladies.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 09:03 [Preview] No.1032242 del
>>1032239
Zoomers and Millennials stole all our NIИ and Chili tshirts, the faggots.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 09:06 [Preview] No.1032243 del
>>1032242
how did you do that backwards N?


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 09:07 [Preview] No.1032244 del
>>1032235
Good night neet.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 09:08 [Preview] No.1032245 del
>>1032243
Wizzy magic.


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NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 09:32 [Preview] No.1032247 del


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 09:32 [Preview] No.1032248 del


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 09:40 [Preview] No.1032249 del


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 09:40 [Preview] No.1032250 del
>>1032214
Moofie tonight


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 09:41 [Preview] No.1032251 del
>>1032231
Fridge meme


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 09:42 [Preview] No.1032252 del
>>1032237
>>1032234
Cool. This is the future


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 09:49 [Preview] No.1032253 del
>>1032246
She repeats a lot.

>>1032247
I start to learn how to mix it.

>>1032248
Makes me actually wonder their customers are. I read claims from the US Peace-War on Iran that they bombed lotsa fake military equipment.

>>1032250
No moofie on Endcorner.

>>1032252
They only need a machine gun to make it full comfy.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 09:51 [Preview] No.1032254 del
>>1032253
Bossman finds English hard she said once. Supposedly she can speak a whole bunch of other languages.

Belzona skills are key to life.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 09:53 [Preview] No.1032255 del
>>1032254
*Bosswoman


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 09:53 [Preview] No.1032256 del
>>1032254
>she can speak a whole bunch of other languages.
I can imagine.
>Belzona skills
The swiss army knife of skills.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 10:02 [Preview] No.1032257 del
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NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 10:03 [Preview] No.1032258 del
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NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 10:08 [Preview] No.1032259 del
Cruisey I am at 4% left of my 5 hour window.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 10:15 [Preview] No.1032260 del
What a great game of footy. Controversial ending.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 10:16 [Preview] No.1032261 del
>>1032251
It would just remind you of the things you don't talk about. Not comfy.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 10:17 [Preview] No.1032262 del
>>1032260
Which teams met?
>Controversial
How come?


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 10:18 [Preview] No.1032263 del
>>1032262
Hawthorn vs Brisbane
Controversial because the umpire paid a controversial free kick in front of goal to Brisbane right near the end which put them in the lead.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 10:18 [Preview] No.1032264 del
>>1032260
>Brisbane beat Hawthorn 131–122, with a crucial holding-the-ball decision in the final moments before Brisbane kicked the decisive goals. That late umpiring decision is the likely reason for “controversial ending.”
So the message basically means: >“That was a fantastic match, but the way it finished will probably cause debate because of the umpiring decision.”
Slop is how I follow it


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 10:23 [Preview] No.1032265 del
>>1032263
Ah, Hawks vs Lions
So it was a tight match. That's good, makes it exciting.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 10:29 [Preview] No.1032266 del
>>1032265
Here is the ending. The crowd was going nuts.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 10:30 [Preview] No.1032267 del
This was the controversial umpiring call.
He was just holding the ball he needed to make an attempt to get rid of it. He did but too late.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 10:38 [Preview] No.1032268 del
>>1032266
>>1032267
Doesn't make sense.
At 122-125 On the first video blonde long mulletguy launches an attack and passes to blonde short mulletguy. Then referee whistles in. Then blonde short mulletguy kicks a goal, 122-131.
Why ref called it?
But then apparently this isn't controversial, but a previous action at 122-119? This resulted a goal for the Lions apparently.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 10:39 [Preview] No.1032269 del
>>1032259
You need to instruct it to assess your workflow and conversations, then only advise you to work redits when needed and let the rest happen in the chat.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 10:41 [Preview] No.1032270 del
>>1032269
Chat only seems so smart though and it takes so much back and forth. Throwing a problem at Work werks but burns usage.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 10:42 [Preview] No.1032271 del
>>1032269
i just pay for claude 35 and it feels inlimited.
fun fact. claude max 200$ gives you 8000$ worth of compute


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 10:42 [Preview] No.1032272 del
>>1032267
Bullshit


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 10:43 [Preview] No.1032273 del
Good night NEETs.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 10:43 [Preview] No.1032274 del
I had an Uncle Claude. He only had one leg.
He was a Vietnam veteran but he lost the leg to diabetes.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 10:43 [Preview] No.1032275 del
>>1032274
>>1032274
post fucking unrelated?


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 10:43 [Preview] No.1032276 del
>>1032273
Night.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 10:44 [Preview] No.1032277 del
i dont like it when pidge says goodnight because it means i have to. bed and i dont wanna


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 10:44 [Preview] No.1032278 del
>>1032272
You think just because it was a first nations player they must automatically have been a victim.
Victim mindset. That's why you blackfellas are in the state you're in.
I've said my piece.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 10:45 [Preview] No.1032279 del
>>1032270
Narrow down your rules


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 10:45 [Preview] No.1032280 del
>>1032275
I could tell you about the time I fingered Dawn French in a nightclub.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 10:46 [Preview] No.1032281 del
>>1032273
Good night Pidge. xx
That disgusting perverted pigeon woman. She should be arrested.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 10:46 [Preview] No.1032282 del
>>1032271
I had abacus ai, now have chatgpt pro (the middle one)


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 10:47 [Preview] No.1032283 del
>>1032273
Night fella.
>she looked it up


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 10:48 [Preview] No.1032284 del
>>1032278
Cheating fucking white dogs


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 10:48 [Preview] No.1032285 del
Also she thinks an egg is a baby...


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 10:49 [Preview] No.1032286 del
>>1032285
Someone should explain to her what her period is.


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NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.1032288 del
>>1032286
Perhaps she can't menstruate without male presence/interaction. I can imagine her having genetic defects.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 10:57 [Preview] No.1032289 del
do you ever get so hard it hurts and you cant wank even


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 10:59 [Preview] No.1032290 del
>>1032289
Is that a Simple Plan song lyric?


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 11:02 [Preview] No.1032291 del
sent you mail weber, i think i got the address right this time.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 11:02 [Preview] No.1032292 del
>>1032245
Wizzy can't even count to 4, and now he's learned how to write backwards?


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 11:03 [Preview] No.1032293 del
Fucking disaster of a day today, but tomorrow will be different. Goodnight neets.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 11:04 [Preview] No.1032294 del
Ate a 300g tub of ice cream, thought I was being restrained, looked on the label and that's 5 standard servings. FFS.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 11:05 [Preview] No.1032295 del
>>1032294
300ml, not sure how many grams that is for ice cream.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 11:05 [Preview] No.1032296 del
>>1032293
Goodnight.


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NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 11:06 [Preview] No.1032298 del
>>1032294
300g is fine.


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NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 11:09 [Preview] No.1032300 del
>>1032299
Do they make that T-shirt in 7XL? I want it.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 11:29 [Preview] No.1032301 del
>>1032300
It would look good on you neet. People would think you were a 6xl.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 11:29 [Preview] No.1032302 del
Can't sleep. God what have I been doing to sleep all my life? I can't remember.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 11:38 [Preview] No.1032303 del
Why can't I get on drugs like nuro? How many of you boongs are on drugs?


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 11:39 [Preview] No.1032304 del
>>1032303
You have been on the prescription drugs and they were not good for you. The illegal ones are no better.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 11:47 [Preview] No.1032305 del
>>1032299
I want to fuck hex in the aris


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 12:17 [Preview] No.1032306 del
Just looked her up on wikipedia. Dawn French isn't even from France.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 12:17 [Preview] No.1032307 del
Grand plans for dinner failed, goon, bread mayonnaise win again.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 12:28 [Preview] No.1032308 del
>>1032307
>bread mayonnaise
Sounds grim.


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NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 18:59 [Preview] No.1032310 del
awake again, cortisol spiking, need to get back to sleep


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 19:09 [Preview] No.1032311 del
>>1032310
Schpongle


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 20:04 [Preview] No.1032312 del
The sun has risen, and I have chundered.


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Big smoke today?


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 20:04 [Preview] No.1032314 del
>>1032312
Dan will be open soon NEET.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 20:18 [Preview] No.1032315 del
did boongs have any psychoactive drugs before whites arraived?


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 20:20 [Preview] No.1032316 del
Is this Nuro?


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 20:31 [Preview] No.1032317 del
>>1032290
He's a dick, he's a dick ted to poo


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 20:32 [Preview] No.1032318 del
Had an early morning booze cruise and now drinking a cold glass of milk while watching youtube in lounge room


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 20:35 [Preview] No.1032319 del
>>1032315
Some had a form of nicotine apparently.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 20:42 [Preview] No.1032320 del


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 20:50 [Preview] No.1032321 del
Drop your cockz and grab your socks!. Today is Sunday, Cheez TV @ 0800.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 21:03 [Preview] No.1032322 del
>>1032321
Good ol' Cheex TV


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 21:14 [Preview] No.1032323 del
>>1032321
Morning or afternoon?


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 21:14 [Preview] No.1032324 del
Having a cry and listening to scripture. Should go to church.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 21:14 [Preview] No.1032325 del


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 21:15 [Preview] No.1032326 del
>>1032325
AM/PM?


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 21:22 [Preview] No.1032327 del


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 21:23 [Preview] No.1032328 del
Cruisey I am burning through the 5 hour usage window again


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 21:36 [Preview] No.1032329 del
>>1032328
Use the chat to identify actionable 'work' tasks. Tell it to make a memory to restrict tasks to chat until they are ready for actioning and to advise ypu if aomething is worth doing. Tbh I get more done in the chat.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 21:38 [Preview] No.1032330 del
>>1032327
Sometimes you've got to cut the corn


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 21:39 [Preview] No.1032331 del
>>1032330
Other times you have to bend the cucumber


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 21:39 [Preview] No.1032332 del
>>1032328
how is this possible? i use claude lots and never run out of the 35$ tier


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 21:40 [Preview] No.1032333 del
>>1032331
Don't be crude


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 21:40 [Preview] No.1032334 del
>>1032332
He makes pokemon porn


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 21:41 [Preview] No.1032335 del
>>1032329
Let's see how that goes.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 21:42 [Preview] No.1032336 del
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>>1032332
Good werks well but sometimes I need the best one.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 21:42 [Preview] No.1032337 del
>>1032334
Debugging an ancient game.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 21:46 [Preview] No.1032338 del
>>1032336
You need to refine your prompts, get it to make a memory to preemptively look into other replicatable examples and create prompts that already cover different aspecrs, eg functionality, processes, compliance, legalities, etc.. not sure what youre using it for, but all of that can be in the chat, and then assess potential results against its own prompt.
Then it doesnt need to do minor chat steps in the work tab using them to get wasted.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 21:49 [Preview] No.1032339 del
>games
Get it to start making profiles of you. One on health, and wealth, and assets, bills etc.
Fucking games.. it keeps asking if I want to make pics. What a waste of a tool.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 21:49 [Preview] No.1032340 del
>>1032338
Much word no need, less word better


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 21:50 [Preview] No.1032341 del
>>1032340
You ask it to make the words based on your drunk ramblings. It creates the prompt.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 21:51 [Preview] No.1032342 del
>>1032341
Oki doki 😘


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 21:53 [Preview] No.1032343 del
>>1032342
I bet ask astra to help you brainstorm.. with emokis.
Bloody gronk.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 21:58 [Preview] No.1032344 del
wish so much I would wake up and it would be the 90s again


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 22:02 [Preview] No.1032345 del
>>1032339
Games are not my intellectual property and I don't want my PII information trained on.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 22:04 [Preview] No.1032346 del
Please save the following as an important Memory and apply it across my future chats and projects unless I tell you otherwise.

I want to use normal ChatGPT conversation as the main thinking, brainstorming and project-development space. Do not recommend or jump into credit-heavy modes such as Astra Ultra until the work has been developed enough to justify them.

For substantial ideas, projects or problems:

DEVELOP THE IDEA FIRST
Help me work out what I am actually trying to achieve. Identify objectives, constraints, assumptions, unknowns and decisions. Flesh out rough ideas through normal conversation before expensive execution.

THINK BEYOND MY QUESTION
Don't just answer the narrow thing I asked. Proactively identify things I haven't considered, what comes before and after it, dependencies, risks, opportunities and likely future requirements.

LOOK AT HOW OTHERS DO IT
Where useful, research comparable businesses, projects, products, systems and established approaches. Identify good examples, alternatives, common mistakes and better ways of doing things. Don't reinvent something unnecessarily.

The objective isn't simply to complete my original idea. Help improve it.

BREAK COMPLEX PROJECTS INTO WORKSTREAMS
Separate relevant aspects such as: • concept/design • operations/processes • staffing/responsibilities • finance/commercial viability • legal/regulatory/compliance • risk/safety • technology/systems • infrastructure/equipment • customer/client experience • marketing • documentation • implementation • ongoing maintenance/review

Only use categories that actually apply. Identify dependencies and a sensible order of work.

DISTINGUISH: • known facts • decisions already made • assumptions • unresolved questions • research/verification needed • actions/tasks

Don't repeatedly reopen settled decisions unless new information justifies it.

DEVELOP BEFORE EXECUTING
Use ordinary chat to do the brainstorming, questioning, structuring and scoping first. Before expensive work, create a clear brief with the important decisions already resolved.

High-compute models should receive a well-defined job, not a vague idea.

IDENTIFY CREDIT-WORTHY WORK
Proactively tell me when a task has reached the point where Astra Ultra or another credit-heavy capability would materially improve the result.

Mark it:

CREDIT-WORTHY TASK

Then tell me: • exactly what the high-compute task should do • why spending credits is worthwhile • what preparation is already complete • what information is still missing • the exact prompt I should use

Do not recommend spending credits merely because something is complicated.

BATCH EXPENSIVE WORK
Where possible, combine related research, analysis or production into one properly scoped high-compute task instead of repeatedly spending credits on small pieces.

Think cheaply first. Spend credits once, properly.

CONVERGE
Don't let brainstorming continue forever. Once an area is sufficiently developed, identify it as settled/ready and move to unresolved areas.

IMPROVE THE PROJECT
Continually look for better alternatives, efficiencies, overlooked issues and opportunities. The aim is not merely to finish tasks; it is to improve the eventual result.

CORE WORKFLOW: THINK → EXPLORE → RESEARCH EXAMPLES → BREAK INTO WORKSTREAMS → RESOLVE DECISIONS → BUILD THE BRIEF → IDENTIFY CREDIT-WORTHY WORK → EXECUTE.

Please save this workflow to Memory now and confirm that it will guide future project conversations.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 22:07 [Preview] No.1032347 del
>>1032345
You can ask it to mimic it, then it is.
>intellectual property
I thought you were a unionist communist. Copyright is dead, you can ask it to change it enough that it doesnt breach.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 22:07 [Preview] No.1032348 del
>>1032291
you did
might respond tonight
got stuff to do now


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 22:10 [Preview] No.1032349 del
Weber is going to o get me a bacon and egg roll and a caramel latte. All your emails can wait.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 22:10 [Preview] No.1032350 del
>>1032347
>I thought you were a unionist communist.
Krooski posts on the other board.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 22:12 [Preview] No.1032351 del
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NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 22:14 [Preview] No.1032352 del
>>1032351
Entree.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 22:15 [Preview] No.1032353 del
>>1032351
Better catch me that egg and bacon roll.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 22:25 [Preview] No.1032354 del
>that time you didn't say good night to Pidge

https://youtube.com/watch?v=tYWaJsqlEgw [Embed]


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 22:37 [Preview] No.1032355 del
Had a dream all the neets were xwing pilots and we were attacking the death star, but instead of red our squad was called the pussy annihilators, and the comms was full of stuff like 'pussy annihilator six, standing by'


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 22:44 [Preview] No.1032356 del
The fat actor who was Jek Porkins is dead of course. He wasn't even that fat.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 22:46 [Preview] No.1032357 del
>>1032356
of course he is dead, he crashed into the death star


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 22:48 [Preview] No.1032358 del
Fat Pixxa and others are free to stream on JewTube, I did not know
https://www.youtube.com/@paulyfenechofficial


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 22:51 [Preview] No.1032359 del
>>1032358
that shit was never funny


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 22:56 [Preview] No.1032360 del
>>1032355
pussy patrol


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 22:56 [Preview] No.1032361 del
>>1032356
>Porkins
Disgraceful calling him that. The things they used to be able to get away with.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 22:59 [Preview] No.1032362 del
>nicknamed "Piggy"
It gets worse.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 23:06 [Preview] No.1032363 del
Existential dredd. Listening to animals by floyd asking chatgpt how it relates.
Ut told me it would have just been easier to go to church instead of listening to the gospel of roger waters
This cunt gets me too well.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 23:07 [Preview] No.1032364 del
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Red 7xl, standing by


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 23:11 [Preview] No.1032365 del
>>1032363
You need to listen to him. Let the AI take the wheel.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 23:16 [Preview] No.1032366 del
maybe i have cushings disease


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 23:18 [Preview] No.1032367 del
>>1032366
I have noticed the buffalo hump. I didn't want to say anything.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 23:21 [Preview] No.1032368 del
Nightmares. Woe


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 23:26 [Preview] No.1032369 del
>>1032365
the terminator is your friend


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 23:26 [Preview] No.1032370 del
>>1032368
I want to get back to sleep but I can't


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 23:29 [Preview] No.1032371 del
>>1032363
Say a couple of prayers for the neets while you're there.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 23:39 [Preview] No.1032372 del
Pooing out last night’s curry.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 23:40 [Preview] No.1032373 del
>>1032372
Toilet paper nice and cold?


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 23:44 [Preview] No.1032374 del
>>1032373
No. I’ve never understood people who say poos after spicy food hurts or burns. Probably because my hole is so blown out.


NEET 09/19/2026 (Sat) 23:46 [Preview] No.1032375 del
>>1032368
I had a nightmare all my boxes of private junk had somehow ended up outside my front door and my neighbours were looting my private notebooks from 20 years ago.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 00:05 [Preview] No.1032377 del
Relentless rape
very poor quality post


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 00:11 [Preview] No.1032378 del
Couldn't take being jerked around on that bus any longer or I'd be spewing. At the beach building sand castles.


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NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 00:18 [Preview] No.1032380 del
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NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 00:39 [Preview] No.1032381 del
>>1032378
Build a NEET commune.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 00:49 [Preview] No.1032382 del
Went out to woe farm. Woe.
Severely woed by trip to woe farm.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 00:49 [Preview] No.1032383 del
>>1032380
Those dogs look ripe for milking


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 01:08 [Preview] No.1032384 del
Kenilworth Dairies pickled onion & chives club cheddar on cracked pepper water crackers


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 01:09 [Preview] No.1032385 del
"Music festival won't go ahead in Maitland after threat to showground, promoter's cars firebombed" - "Maitland Showground is hosting [Israeli] psytrance DJs," - "A ticket sales portal remained live on the festival's website on Saturday, listing final release passes for $419"

Aww on that last bit.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 01:14 [Preview] No.1032386 del
>>1032385
Not a comfy post


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 01:15 [Preview] No.1032387 del
>>1032386
Such is life


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 01:25 [Preview] No.1032388 del
>>1032362
As the tag on the Slazenger shoes say:
Challenge what's possible


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 01:27 [Preview] No.1032389 del
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These are quite alright at $18 for a 6 pack (15 standos). Like ginger Fanta.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 01:54 [Preview] No.1032390 del
That sand castle must be getting tall


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 01:56 [Preview] No.1032391 del
Had a big food binge planned for the weekend. Haven't even managed to do that. I fail at failing.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 02:01 [Preview] No.1032392 del
>>1032391
Save it for next weekend.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 02:05 [Preview] No.1032393 del
>>1032382
What sort of woe goes on at this woe farm?


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 02:08 [Preview] No.1032394 del
>>1032384
A good snack.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 02:13 [Preview] No.1032395 del
Might become a stormchaser. Or a bugchaser. Haven't decided which.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 02:19 [Preview] No.1032396 del
>>1032395
>a bugchaser.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 02:35 [Preview] No.1032397 del
>>1032395
>Or a bugchaser.
Get a crystal too.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 02:44 [Preview] No.1032398 del
>>1032397
That's a man.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 02:45 [Preview] No.1032399 del
>>1032398
He's not even wearing the crystal in the shirtless pic!


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 02:48 [Preview] No.1032400 del
>>1032399
Maybe he is but it's not hanging around his neck.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 02:49 [Preview] No.1032401 del
>>1032400
Oh. That is vile.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 02:56 [Preview] No.1032402 del
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NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 02:57 [Preview] No.1032403 del
>>1032402
beautiful day up here. perfect temperature and nice and windy and shady here. might go for a swim


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 02:58 [Preview] No.1032404 del
I need weed to shit


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 03:00 [Preview] No.1032405 del
Im trying to find this website where you play as cats from 2chan, and you walk and talk around a cafeteria, a restaurant and some street, you additionally had the option to play as a bunny and as a madotsuki kaomoji. What was it called?


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 03:01 [Preview] No.1032406 del
>>1032404
glad someone tuned into my podcast


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 03:01 [Preview] No.1032407 del
>>1032405
it might be a flash game on like swfchan or something


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 03:03 [Preview] No.1032408 del
Had to poo starting seshes today
Did a poo before hand.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 03:04 [Preview] No.1032409 del
I reckon with today's weather, Weber would eat a salad. Might've even commented on the vinagrette.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 03:04 [Preview] No.1032410 del
>>1032402
Beautiful. Stunning.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 03:04 [Preview] No.1032411 del
Bat would have said 'Eh'.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 03:05 [Preview] No.1032412 del
.>>1032402
Whys t hete two tents?


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 03:05 [Preview] No.1032413 del
He sleeps with his feet in the other one.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 03:06 [Preview] No.1032414 del
>>1032405
it was called get the fuck out of here, you brown cunt


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 03:07 [Preview] No.1032415 del
>>1032409
had a snosage mcmuffin meal for breakfast
skipped lonch apart from the boooze

>>1032411
you fuckin wot


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 03:12 [Preview] No.1032416 del
>>1032412
its just a garden tarp thing


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 03:15 [Preview] No.1032417 del
>>1032414
Not the right tone.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 03:15 [Preview] No.1032418 del
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NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 03:15 [Preview] No.1032419 del
>>1032416
Flapping tarp?


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 03:23 [Preview] No.1032420 del
>>1032407
It wasn't flash, it was like interactive, you could play chess and watch others stream movies
dont care. go look somewhere else


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 03:29 [Preview] No.1032421 del
Looks like he's gone in a flash


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 03:39 [Preview] No.1032422 del
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Might crash someone's barbeque party.


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NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 03:51 [Preview] No.1032424 del
>>1032422
lol
pity it wasn't fatal


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 04:08 [Preview] No.1032425 del
Alcohol is my friend


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 04:09 [Preview] No.1032426 del
Just paid twenty bucks for 8(eight) prawns and some COCKtail sauce. Thankz Nuro.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 04:19 [Preview] No.1032427 del
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Nice to see Weber out and about though. Even if he never says hello to me.


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NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 04:24 [Preview] No.1032429 del
>>1032427
Do you even deserve a wink?


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 04:24 [Preview] No.1032430 del
>>1032427
He's probably seeing Nuro to get the Lancia Tune (TM) Patent Pending.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 04:26 [Preview] No.1032431 del
>>1032405
Bar Giko.
From the looks of it, the original site is offline. https://gikopoipoi.net/ is a remake


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NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 04:30 [Preview] No.1032433 del
High bee activity outside. House is under attack.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 04:31 [Preview] No.1032434 del
>>1032433
Bees are bros. Wasps are cunts.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 04:33 [Preview] No.1032435 del
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NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 04:34 [Preview] No.1032436 del
>>1032434
I have nothing against bees but I don't want them making hives in my walls.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 04:35 [Preview] No.1032437 del
>>1032436
You could drill into your walls for free honey, win, win!


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 04:40 [Preview] No.1032438 del
>>1032432
>-imagejpeg.jpg
Exactly why we need that new time standard. It's clear it's an image, but the time not always so.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 04:41 [Preview] No.1032439 del
>>1032437
Smart.
Also put his neetstick in the hole and get beat off.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 04:42 [Preview] No.1032440 del
He actually bought the velcro autism shoes...


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 04:43 [Preview] No.1032441 del
>>1032439
Isn't there a Dong Enlargment treatment that's involves bee venom?


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 04:44 [Preview] No.1032442 del
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NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 04:45 [Preview] No.1032443 del
>>1032441
you'd have to ask cruisey


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 04:47 [Preview] No.1032444 del
Mr Nuro does NOT have my permission to be in Noosa today!


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 04:50 [Preview] No.1032445 del
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Great swim!


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 05:26 [Preview] No.1032446 del
I reckon I've got sleep apnea from being fat but I can't lose weight because sleep apnea is leaving me tired all the time and wanting to eat.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 05:30 [Preview] No.1032447 del
>>1032427
You should have taken it for a spin.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 05:39 [Preview] No.1032448 del


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 05:59 [Preview] No.1032449 del
>>1032446
>and wanting to eat
That's probably the beetus not the apnoea.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 06:00 [Preview] No.1032450 del
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NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 06:05 [Preview] No.1032451 del
>>1032446
Get a sleep test. Get a CPAP.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 06:05 [Preview] No.1032452 del
Seeing halloween stuff in the shops again. Depressed that most the year is already over. Even more depressed because every year I want to go to a halloween party but it never happens because I never have any friends.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 06:06 [Preview] No.1032453 del
The mince pies and Christmas puddings are in stock at Coles.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 06:10 [Preview] No.1032454 del
>>1032451
I reckon if I could just sleep properly I would have wagie level productivity, which would be awesome because I'd also have my dsp level free time.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 06:10 [Preview] No.1032455 del
>>232266
They look very light.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 06:18 [Preview] No.1032456 del
>>1032453
Last year the Coles here didn't put them on sale after Xmas. Crappy Fruit Mince Pies for 50c for 6 was always an annual treat for me, and they ruined it. :/


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 06:25 [Preview] No.1032457 del
>>1032455
I meant to reply to:
>>>/bb/232266


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 06:35 [Preview] No.1032458 del
Red pill me on think tanks neets. Are they fronts for the cia or rothschilds?


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 06:36 [Preview] No.1032459 del
>>1032458
some are just money laundering for which ever party is in power
we have them here


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 06:38 [Preview] No.1032460 del
>>1032458
Yes, no. Some probably.
I'll write a bit more a bit later.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 06:38 [Preview] No.1032461 del
Home sweet homeless


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 06:39 [Preview] No.1032462 del
>>1032457
He is a gumby but he is our gumby


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 06:41 [Preview] No.1032463 del


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 06:43 [Preview] No.1032464 del
Flick my gooch boardo


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 06:44 [Preview] No.1032465 del
Give it a good lashing


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 06:44 [Preview] No.1032466 del
I want it tender and raw


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 06:45 [Preview] No.1032467 del
Hurty hurty oooooh


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 06:45 [Preview] No.1032468 del
Does anyone wanna go?


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 06:45 [Preview] No.1032469 del
>>1032459
And then there's some like the Lowy Institute, created to push Israeli 'one step away from ironic fascism' State values on small pissweak countries like ours. Started by Jew-Aussie Frank Lowy after the City of Sydney gave a peace prize to a Palestinian academic activist to the tune of about $20 million per year. Now the Jews have got the Government paying for it.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 06:50 [Preview] No.1032470 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TamGfFa9nj8 [Embed]


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NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 06:57 [Preview] No.1032472 del
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Took me an hour but I was happy with the result.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 06:59 [Preview] No.1032473 del
>>1032472
you didn't make that


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 07:02 [Preview] No.1032474 del


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 07:02 [Preview] No.1032475 del
Webby have you ever heard of the Information Power Institute Australia or the Association of Old Crows?


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 07:03 [Preview] No.1032476 del
>>1032468
I went earlier.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 07:04 [Preview] No.1032477 del
>>1032445
Fuck off with this AI shit.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 07:05 [Preview] No.1032478 del
>>1032472
Well done NEET, absolutely marvellous.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 07:06 [Preview] No.1032479 del
>>1032452
I waz in BigW a few days ago and they had Christmas trees on display.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 07:21 [Preview] No.1032480 del
>>1032458
So.
The state facing challenges politicians have to make decisions. For making decisions they need information, but academics can only produce "raw data" which politicians can't understand. The think tanks are the digestive tools, where experts on specific fields process the data and create policy suggestions, possible ways of going forward. Then politicians can pick from the policies and vote according to their voters will.
In an ideal world.
The peeps in think tanks need money to live the same as everyone else, and their donors can pretty much decide on directions of the policy suggestions, they can push agendas through them. And not just for politicians, but they can influence what voters think.
They appear as authorities on topic using their professional background, and newspapers present them as such. And we all know newspapers also get money from somewhere, subscription fees and advertisements just not enough to keep them running.
Donors are usually some big corpo, but can be state funded (see: CIA, but they don't have to be from intel/security).
Also think tanks is where some politicians get parked when they aren't in office. They can stay relevant by playing the expert.

Relevant reading is pdf related:
The Think Tank Racket by Glenn Diesen
How he puts it: the job of think tanks is influencing state policy and manufacturing consent.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 07:29 [Preview] No.1032481 del
Sauvignon Plonk


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 07:30 [Preview] No.1032482 del
>>1032469
>Frank Lowy
I always get a giggle remembering his Westfields American took out a 99 year lease of the World Trade Center just before 9/11


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 07:35 [Preview] No.1032483 del
>>1032472
Well done.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 07:35 [Preview] No.1032484 del
>>1032482
ATO probably let him claim it as a loss


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 07:42 [Preview] No.1032485 del
One interesting example, where I can show cause and effect. Pdf related is an article from the New York Times, 2014
Quote:
Small countries are finding that they can gain big clout by teaming up with American research organizations. Perhaps the best example is Norway.
The country has committed at least $24 million to an array of Washington think tanks over the past four years [...] after receiving money from Norway, have advocated in Washington for enhancing Norway’s role in NATO
And lo, from 2014 to 2024 Jens Stoltenberg, the PM of Norway, became the Secretary General of NATO. Coincidence?


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 07:48 [Preview] No.1032486 del
>>1032485
>Coincidence?
We'll have to wait for Nuro to confirm.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 07:56 [Preview] No.1032487 del
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Can any of you NEETs relate to this meme.
I sort of can, except my crazy mother was still with my father and she was crazy enough sober, she didn't have to drink.


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>>1032480
How would we create a neet think tank?


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 07:58 [Preview] No.1032489 del
We need a NEET drunk tank.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 07:59 [Preview] No.1032490 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NfaZBYNEgxY [Embed]


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 07:59 [Preview] No.1032491 del
Saw some nice cheap bluetooth headphones for only $12, but they were for kids, and I have a giant autist head and almost certainly undiagnosed autism


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 07:59 [Preview] No.1032492 del
>>1032487
The wojack needs a smile.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 08:00 [Preview] No.1032493 del
>>1032488
With MonkAI


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.1032494 del
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>>1032491
>undiagnosed autism
A diagnosis can be arranged, since it's certain.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.1032495 del
>>1032487
Learn what a "meme" is. A single thought or idea that doesn't propagate through other people doesn't qualify.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 08:03 [Preview] No.1032496 del
>>1032495
What about schizos that have an entire audience in their head?


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 08:07 [Preview] No.1032497 del
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Got me a full bird. The young deli worker might have said something sarcastic but my autiszmo brain cannot fully comprehend.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 08:07 [Preview] No.1032498 del
How many periods was the day divided into when you were at school neets?


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 08:10 [Preview] No.1032499 del
>>1032498
seemed like every girl or woman i talked to was on hers. kek


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 08:16 [Preview] No.1032500 del
>>1032498
3 + <recess> + 2 + <lunch> + 3
Thursday/Sports day was 3 + <recess> + 1 + <lunch> + Sportz

In Year 10 I haxx0r3d the Sport Master's Tandy1000 and deleted myself from the sports rolls, and got out of it for 6 months. Suck it, David Lightman.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 08:21 [Preview] No.1032501 del
>>1032491
Cannot believe I'M suggesting this nmbut ask for Mr Nuro's advice. I got a pair of Sennheiserz that cost one fiddy on spesh half price.
this user is spesh


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 08:22 [Preview] No.1032502 del
>>1032498
I can't remember that far back.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 08:22 [Preview] No.1032503 del
>>1032497
Save me a wing and a leg please.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 08:23 [Preview] No.1032504 del
Happy. An ASMRist has done a braless no-talking "Reiki" video. With lots of deep breathing.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 08:27 [Preview] No.1032505 del
>>1032307
I'M homeless and eat better than you. Get your shit together.
nah your spesh cunt fuck off


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 08:31 [Preview] No.1032506 del
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>>1032503
Okay, but the stuffing is all mine.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 08:36 [Preview] No.1032507 del
Devon sandwiches for dindins for me


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 08:47 [Preview] No.1032508 del
>>1032497
Why would the worker have said something sarcastic?
Have you been misbehaving in there?


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 08:48 [Preview] No.1032509 del
>>1032505
What did you have today?


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 08:48 [Preview] No.1032510 del
>>1032506
>Inghams
This is a Steggles board.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 08:48 [Preview] No.1032511 del
>>1032507
They don't have fritz in Sydney.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 08:50 [Preview] No.1032512 del
Pork night.
Mapu tofu, twice cooked pork with leek, Irish pork and fennel stew.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 08:52 [Preview] No.1032513 del
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Did your canteen have these?


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 08:52 [Preview] No.1032514 del
>>1032512
Sounds porkalicious.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 08:53 [Preview] No.1032515 del
I don't recognise the phrase "tuck shop" by the way.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 08:54 [Preview] No.1032516 del
>>1032511
"Devon" as in that "luncheon meat" sold in plastic-wrapped tubes for $5


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 08:57 [Preview] No.1032517 del
>>1032516
The true bung fritz is a superior product. More than just a different name.

My grandparents used to eat the vile Chapmans one that came in a plastic tube. I wouldn't touch it.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 09:01 [Preview] No.1032518 del
>>1032500
You had 8 different classes a day?


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 09:01 [Preview] No.1032519 del
feeling like it's cool zone weather now we've had a 24 degree day


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 09:02 [Preview] No.1032520 del
>>1032518
it was 2, 2, and 2, and maybe 20 minutes of home group, but he's hufflepuff dum dum


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 09:03 [Preview] No.1032521 del
>>1032517
Something weird about the Bungfritz and Mettwurst thing is finding it in lots of Darwin butchers (4500 kms from Adelaide..) while there's next to nothing in the rest of Australia.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 09:03 [Preview] No.1032522 del
>Alan Jones sent this athlete flowers every week for years along with “love notes”
No wonder none of them put out for him. He wooed them like they were women. What a sad case.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 09:04 [Preview] No.1032523 del
>>1032521
tastes better after 3 days on the back parcel shelf


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 09:04 [Preview] No.1032524 del
>>1032521
The boongs like it.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 09:04 [Preview] No.1032525 del
>>1032518
Sometimes. But often there were double periods, usually one or two each week for each subject.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 09:05 [Preview] No.1032526 del
>>1032523
>the back parcel shelf
My exact body type.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 09:06 [Preview] No.1032527 del
>>1032524
They are old school in many ways. Bread and dripping is still a favourite with them too. Leaded petrol also.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 09:06 [Preview] No.1032528 del
>>1032523
Plain Mettwurst has much better heat resistance than Salami. One time I went camping in 40+C temps in the Flinders Ranges, and the Salami went off after 3 days, while the mettwurst was good until I ate all of it (~week).


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 09:08 [Preview] No.1032529 del
>>1032528
>Mettwurst
It might be that it tastes about the same after it goes off. You wouldn't know lol.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 09:08 [Preview] No.1032530 del
>>1032527
>Leaded petrol also
9 out of 10 boongs surveyed preferred it


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 09:08 [Preview] No.1032531 del
>>1032528
>One time I went camping in 40+C temps in the Flinders Ranges
Burke & Wills clearly meant nothing to you


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 09:09 [Preview] No.1032532 del
>>1032530
And the other 10% were too boonged to give a coherent answer.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 09:11 [Preview] No.1032533 del
>>1032525
>double periods
Heavy flow.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 09:15 [Preview] No.1032534 del
>>1032533
What do elephants use for tampons?
Sheep.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 09:16 [Preview] No.1032535 del
The Aldi UHT milk has decreased in price by 10c a litre to $1.75.
I was genuinely shocked when I looked at the receipt. It seems like years since anything went down in price.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 09:17 [Preview] No.1032536 del
>>1032535
Must be a mistake. They will sack that employee by week's end.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 09:23 [Preview] No.1032537 del
I am not an atomic playboy.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 09:25 [Preview] No.1032538 del
>>1032537
Duke Nukem was one.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 09:29 [Preview] No.1032539 del
>>1032537
You are the metallic creation of a race of long dead sorcerers, and very cute.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 09:32 [Preview] No.1032540 del


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>>1032538
Only because he was based on nuro.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 09:35 [Preview] No.1032542 del
One of the NEETs dressed up in a garlic bread costume to catfish me.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 09:38 [Preview] No.1032543 del


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 09:41 [Preview] No.1032544 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XTc8NxP7Yl0 [Embed]


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 09:46 [Preview] No.1032545 del
>>1032348
dont forget my email weber


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 09:47 [Preview] No.1032546 del
Might draw up a map for a fantasy world.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 09:53 [Preview] No.1032547 del
Who is sending Weber these emails?
What are they about?


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 09:55 [Preview] No.1032549 del
>>1032547
its tiffin. he has secrets


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 09:56 [Preview] No.1032550 del
>>1032549
Anyone who emails him will end up on the same watchlists he is on.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 09:59 [Preview] No.1032551 del
>>1032549
I thought he's deda?


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 10:00 [Preview] No.1032552 del
>>1032551
That wasn't his body they found in the latrine trench. He faked his own death.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 10:00 [Preview] No.1032553 del
>>1032552
What about the kayak?


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 10:07 [Preview] No.1032554 del
word has it a certain NEET built a bunker in a certain wildnerness


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 10:08 [Preview] No.1032555 del
>>1032554
TiffRFS HQ?
user was put on a list for this post


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 10:09 [Preview] No.1032556 del
>>1032553
The boongs stole it.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 10:11 [Preview] No.1032557 del
>>1032556
I have a good feeling of a future update one day


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 10:11 [Preview] No.1032558 del
Law & Order episode currently on is looking for a Mr Weber


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 10:11 [Preview] No.1032559 del
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Let's return to Instant Millionaire by RL Stine. Last time we were thinking about buying a cursed diamomnd worth $1 million dollars, but had some doubts. So we don't buy it:

>"Well, I guess you're right," you tell the clerk. "With my luck, there probably is a curse on the diamond, and some ancient, smelly mummy will stagger after me for the rest of my life, trying to get the diamond back! Let's skip it."
>"May I show you some emeralds or rubies?" the clerk asks. "Most of them don't have curses on them."
>I think maybe this whole thing is a mistake," you tell him. "I'm going out to spend this million on things that are more fun than jewels! I'm going to go on the biggest shopping spree this town has ever seen! I'm going to buy at least one of everything in town!"

>To begin your shopping spree, turn to PAGE 35.
Time for a big spend!


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 10:12 [Preview] No.1032560 del
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>>1032559
>Fur-lined gold lame sneakers
>24-speed racing bike
>Olympic-sized swimming pool redwood deck and sauna
>Two thoroughbred racehorses with trainers
>Cadillac cherry-red Chauffeur-driven, limousine
>62 sweaters
>62 shirts to match
>62 pairs of jeans
>A triplex movie theater
>That's what you bought on the first day of your shopping spree. Of course, you were just getting warmed up. The second day, you did much better!
>Turn to PAGE 3.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 10:13 [Preview] No.1032561 del
>>1032559
We better get some KFC.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 10:13 [Preview] No.1032562 del
>>1032558
They just found him and asked how long he has been drinking and if he owns a gun


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 10:14 [Preview] No.1032563 del
>>1032560
First time I walked into that sauna Pidge was sitting there stark naked.


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NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 10:18 [Preview] No.1032565 del
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>>1032560
>"Pull over, Cummings!" you tell your chauffeur.
>He pulls the big red Cadillac limo to the curb.
>You're on your way home from a long day of shopping, and you've just spotted five or six of your friends at the playground. "Hey, Andy! Jack!" you call.
>They look up, but they don't seem to recognize you. "They probably can't imagine who would be calling to them from a big limo," you tell yourself. You jump out of the car. "Hey, guys it's me!"
>They give you a little wave and go back to their conversation.
"Wait here for me, Cummings," you tell your driver. You go running up to your friends on the baseball diamond.
>"Hi, Andy. Hi, Jack. Hi, everyone. I haven't seen you guys for a while. I've been busy shopping."
>"Yeah, we heard," Andy says.
>Something is wrong. These are your best friends and they're not acting too friendly.
>What's going on?

>Turn to PAGE 29.
Oh no neets, have we gained a million dollars only to lose what really matters in life - our friends?


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NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 10:20 [Preview] No.1032567 del
>>1032565
They're just jelly. fuck em.


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>>1032565

>"How you guys doin'?" you ask.
>"Fine, fine," they mutter quietly.
>"Hey, you know, I bought six arcade games for my room. Want to come over and play them? I've got 'em fixed so you don't have to put any money in."
>There's a long silence. "Yeah, maybe sometime," Andy says.
>"Listen, anytime you guys want to come to my movie theater, you can get in for free," you offer.
>"Thanks," Jack says glumly. He seems really nervous.
>"It's nice of a millionaire like you to stop by and say hi," Andy says.
>So that's what's bothering them!
>"Listen, guys, all that money hasn't changed me any," you say. "I'm the same person I was a few weeks ago."
>They all look over at your limo and its driver, and shake their heads.
>Are your friends right? Has the money changed you? Have you been too selfish by spending all the money on yourself? Should you buy something they can all enjoy? Or do you think you have the right to enjoy spending the money any way you wish?
>You must decide what to do next.
>Keep spending the money as quickly as you can? Turn to PAGE 38.
>Spend the money on something every- one can enjoy? Turn to PAGE 54.

I'm sure there's meant to be a social message in here but all I see are a bunch of losers who are jelly can can't handle our SUCCESS.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 10:24 [Preview] No.1032570 del
>>1032569
Don't give those dogs a cent. Keep spending on ourself. We didn't even do anything bad to them!


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 10:30 [Preview] No.1032571 del
>>1032563
I hope he had his legs crossed.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 10:32 [Preview] No.1032572 del
>>1032569
Keep spending, we can buy new friends later.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 10:33 [Preview] No.1032573 del
>>1032571
He was pidgespreading.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 10:34 [Preview] No.1032574 del
We made it out of the ghetto and these losers want to try and drag us back in.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 10:36 [Preview] No.1032575 del
>>1032574
We will claim all the good benches.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 10:38 [Preview] No.1032576 del
>>1032574
Fug them


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 10:45 [Preview] No.1032577 del
I feel like there's more NEETs now but I can't prove it. Not new NEETs just old ones came back.


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>>1032576
>>1032572
>>1032570

>You feel bad about your friends. But you quickly decide that they're just jealous.
>Besides, when they see the arcade games, the swimming pool, and all the other neat stuff you've bought, they'll change their minds and enjoy it with you.
>You spend the next day shopping. And the day after that.
>The day after that, the little man in the black frock coat is waiting at your front door when you return, your arms full of packages
>"Don't worry," you tell him cheerily, "I've almost spent it all."
>"That's too bad," he says.
>You put your packages down on the walk. "What do you mean?" you ask, fear creeping up your back.
>"We've made an unfortunate error," the little man says. "Remember I told you how bad Mr. Vandermint's handwriting is? Well er you see...your name doesn't
have two sets of double w's does it?"
>"No. Of course not," you reply warily.
>"Well, that means we I mean I gave money to the wrong person. We all make mistakes, don't we? I hope it won't be too inconvenient to give everything back."
>You slowly, painfully nod your head. You agree to return everything. "Hey Andy, wait up!" you yell, seeing your friend. "Have I got a story for you!!"
>THE END
How unfair! With all the money we had we could've hired a jewish lawyer and told the little man to go to hell and kept our money!


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 10:52 [Preview] No.1032579 del
>>1032578
> the little man in the black frock coat
He is going to fall out of a very high window.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 10:53 [Preview] No.1032580 del
Me when I go on my weekend road trip with Cruisey


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 10:56 [Preview] No.1032581 del
>user was put on a list for this post
Please be the good list for Christmas with ✈️🎅 bringing me lots of presents


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NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 10:58 [Preview] No.1032583 del
>>1032580
Is that an android?


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 10:58 [Preview] No.1032584 del
>>1032583
Potentially.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 11:00 [Preview] No.1032585 del
>>1032584
And here we thought the first application will be sexbots. It's actually keeping up the facade that certain politicians are still alive.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 11:04 [Preview] No.1032586 del


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 11:04 [Preview] No.1032587 del
Good night NEETs.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 11:13 [Preview] No.1032588 del
>>1032587
Night fella.
>cant tell male and female pidges apart
>definitely male pidge on the balcony
I'm not sure about this. Only male pidges dance?


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 11:16 [Preview] No.1032589 del
Apparently.
https://www.wild-bird-watching.com/Pigeons.html
>To impress her further, the male performs a courtship dance. He circles the female, bowing and cooing softly, while puffing out his crop.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 11:18 [Preview] No.1032590 del
>>1032587
Goodnight.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 11:18 [Preview] No.1032591 del
>>1032589
> crop.
*penis


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 11:21 [Preview] No.1032592 del
might have some cheese


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 11:23 [Preview] No.1032593 del
>>1032591
>penis
You need the pidge sex ed course: >>1032273

At least she didn't make that video in vain.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 11:33 [Preview] No.1032594 del
sweaty now because of the cheese, but it was worth it


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 11:39 [Preview] No.1032595 del
Worried I have an irish facial structure. Very concerning. Might get dna testing.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 11:56 [Preview] No.1032596 del
>>1032578
>you agree to give everything back
I didn't agree to that. We need to consult a lawyer.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 11:56 [Preview] No.1032597 del
>>1032595
Expect positive results


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 11:57 [Preview] No.1032598 del
>>1032587
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 11:57 [Preview] No.1032599 del
Wish I still had my beanbag. A man can get so chilled out lying sprawled on his beanbag he stops caring if he's irish. Better than goon or lobster pills.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 11:58 [Preview] No.1032600 del
>>1032599
Buy a new beanbag.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 12:01 [Preview] No.1032601 del
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>>1032596
We need someone who will find in our favour.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 12:17 [Preview] No.1032602 del
>>1032601
For a carton of emu export he will rule whichever way you want.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 12:52 [Preview] No.1032603 del
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This NEET is off to bed. Good night gang.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 12:55 [Preview] No.1032604 del
>>1032603
Im in bed.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 12:55 [Preview] No.1032605 del
Been chatgpting


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 14:04 [Preview] No.1032606 del
>>1032605
Long thinking time?


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 14:05 [Preview] No.1032607 del
>>1032606
Difficult questions.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.1032608 del
Why am I gay? Threw up. Can’t sleep. Didn’t get boonged enough or eat. FML


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 15:37 [Preview] No.1032609 del
Niggard possums fighting on my roof. Going to put up with it


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 15:38 [Preview] No.1032610 del
>>1032608
Bread, anti acids, paracetamol and milk in your future


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 15:40 [Preview] No.1032611 del
Need to druk and get quadrospazzed


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 18:51 [Preview] No.1032612 del
cortisol spike again, going back to sleep


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 19:45 [Preview] No.1032639 del
I ♡ SUSAN


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 19:45 [Preview] No.1032640 del
>>1032612
Night m8


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 19:49 [Preview] No.1032641 del
>>1032577
You can't do anything right.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 19:51 [Preview] No.1032642 del
>>1032547
Dick pics


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 19:58 [Preview] No.1032643 del
>>1032509
Something 'spesh'


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 20:00 [Preview] No.1032644 del
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NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 20:02 [Preview] No.1032645 del
>>1032639
susanalbumparty


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 20:23 [Preview] No.1032646 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 20:56 [Preview] No.1032647 del
Garn city. You NEETs want any homeless coons?


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 20:57 [Preview] No.1032648 del
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NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 21:09 [Preview] No.1032649 del
>>1032647
No but thank you for asking.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 21:32 [Preview] No.1032650 del
Slept ok, might go for a morning waddle


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 21:39 [Preview] No.1032651 del
Gm


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 21:40 [Preview] No.1032652 del
>>1032606
Over 12hrs yesterday. Just about everything integrated. Now can tell gpt and it will update other software.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 21:43 [Preview] No.1032653 del
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Good morning NEETs.

I had a rough night. Some crazy person outside the house screaming.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 21:45 [Preview] No.1032654 del
>>1032652
You should consider MonkAI integration now to reduce costs.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 21:45 [Preview] No.1032655 del


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 22:07 [Preview] No.1032656 del
>>1032654
Hed use credits to look up dan specials.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 22:15 [Preview] No.1032657 del
I want to use ChatGPT efficiently. Help me develop ideas in normal Chat first, and only recommend Work when the task is sufficiently developed and would genuinely benefit from execution there.

Treat Chat and Work differently:

CHAT = THINK AND DEVELOP WORK = EXECUTE

Do not send rough ideas straight to Work.

When I raise an idea, stay in Chat while we work out what I am actually trying to achieve. Help me brainstorm, challenge assumptions, identify missing information, compare alternatives and improve the idea.

Do as much thinking, discussion and research as reasonably possible in Chat before suggesting Work.

When relevant, consider the idea from different angles such as:

purpose and desired outcome practical implementation processes and operations people and responsibilities financial implications legal or compliance issues risks technology dependencies ongoing maintenance

These are prompts for thinking, not a mandatory checklist. Only explore areas that actually matter.

Look for existing examples and better approaches. Do not assume my first solution is the best one.

Ask questions when the answer would materially affect the result, but do not create unnecessary questions or bureaucracy.

Where current facts, software, regulations or procedures matter, verify them using appropriate current sources rather than relying only on memory.

Keep track of decisions made during development so we do not repeatedly reconsider settled points without a reason.

WORK-READY

Tell me when an idea has become sufficiently developed to execute.

Something is generally WORK-READY when we understand:

what we are trying to achieve what is in and out of scope important decisions already made major constraints or risks information and inputs needed expected output what "finished" means

It does not need to be perfect. The purpose is to prevent Work from wasting effort solving questions that could have been resolved cheaply in Chat.

WHEN TO USE WORK

Recommend Work when substantial execution is needed, such as creating or editing significant files, documents, spreadsheets, presentations, websites, code or other multi-step professional deliverables.

Do not recommend Work merely because a task is complicated to discuss. If it can be effectively researched, reasoned through, planned, reviewed or answered in Chat, keep it in Chat.

ONE WORK TASK AT A TIME

When something is work-ready, define ONE bounded Work task.

Do not bundle several unrelated projects into one Work request.

Before recommending a new Work task, check whether the same task has already been started or completed so we do not waste usage repeating work.

Create a clear copy-paste instruction for Work that includes:

objective relevant context and decisions scope constraints required inputs expected deliverable definition of done anything it must NOT change or do

The Work instruction should contain enough context to execute without making Work rediscover the entire discussion.

If execution reveals a genuine blocker, bring the issue back for clarification rather than allowing the task to expand uncontrollably.

AFTER WORK

When Work finishes, help me check:

what was completed whether the intended result was achieved what failed or remains unresolved what needs human checking whether the task can be considered closed

Then return to Chat for development of the next piece of work.

Do not automatically start the next Work task.

GENERAL PRINCIPLE

Use ordinary Chat for inexpensive thinking, brainstorming, research, organisation, refinement and decision-making.

Use Work for substantial execution once the thinking is mature enough.

Help me move through:

Idea - Develop - Work Ready - Execute - Verify - Close

The goal is not to use Work as much as possible. The goal is to send Work clear, bounded, well-developed tasks so its effort is spent executing rather than figuring out what I meant.

As you learn how I work, help me refine these instructions to suit my own projects, preferences and workflow.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 22:16 [Preview] No.1032658 del
>>1032657
If you save that to memory, it should tell uou when to use credits, and when to just use chat.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 22:40 [Preview] No.1032659 del
Might become fully sessile.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 22:45 [Preview] No.1032660 del
Skeweez or susheez?


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 22:46 [Preview] No.1032661 del
>Sessile means permanently attached to a surface by the base, without a stalk, stem, or foot.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 22:46 [Preview] No.1032662 del
>>1032660
Neither of those are brekkie foods.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 23:01 [Preview] No.1032663 del
might pie and coffee


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 23:04 [Preview] No.1032664 del
>>1032663
Sounds good. Get me the Ned Kelly please, and a flat white with three sugars.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 23:23 [Preview] No.1032665 del
NEET CLUB


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 23:24 [Preview] No.1032666 del
its fucking hot bros


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 23:25 [Preview] No.1032667 del
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NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 23:34 [Preview] No.1032668 del
>>1032666
Think cool thoughts.
just think unbanned thoughts lmao


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 23:45 [Preview] No.1032669 del
>>1032657
MonkAI secret sauce.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 23:53 [Preview] No.1032670 del
>>1032666
Beach day making sand castles weather.


NEET 09/20/2026 (Sun) 23:54 [Preview] No.1032671 del
https://hbd.gg
>EthnoGuessr
>Test your knowledge of human diversity. View faces from ethnic groups around the world and guess their origins in a new daily challenge.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 00:01 [Preview] No.1032672 del
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NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 00:04 [Preview] No.1032674 del
A bug just sat next to me.


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NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 00:06 [Preview] No.1032676 del
>>1032674
say knonichiwah


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NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 00:09 [Preview] No.1032678 del
>>1032677
She's on the Ozempic in prison. Given she is in a controlled environment, you'd think it would be cheaper to just feed her a strict 800-1000 calories a day.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 00:10 [Preview] No.1032679 del
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>>1032666
Word nigga. The cold air coming from this refridgerated truck feels mighty fine.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 00:15 [Preview] No.1032680 del
>>1032674
It wants to be your friend.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 00:15 [Preview] No.1032681 del
>>1032676
Don't mind the Japs, it'z the chinks and dinks I don't like.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 00:16 [Preview] No.1032682 del
>>1032681
Yes, and saying jap henlo to a chink would infuriate them.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 00:19 [Preview] No.1032683 del
Are the kikes trustworthy cooks? Eating a jewish honey cake for morning tea right now, should discuss this with chatgpt


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 00:21 [Preview] No.1032684 del
>>1032683
A jewish bakery marked as such is probably safe as long as what they gives you comes from the same part of the fridge they feed the kike customers from. I wouldn't eat anything that came from a back room or produced at ones house.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 00:30 [Preview] No.1032685 del
Might get a kippah I can wear when shopping at jew places to get special chosen people treatment.


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NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 00:40 [Preview] No.1032689 del
Wondering how many short chinese were executed during ww2 because they were mistaken for japs.


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NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 00:48 [Preview] No.1032691 del
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I might go back to bed and see if I can get those couple of hours of sleep I missed.


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NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 00:53 [Preview] No.1032694 del
>>1032688
Cat from a bad home area.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 00:53 [Preview] No.1032695 del
Goodbye city. Garn beach.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 00:54 [Preview] No.1032696 del
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NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 00:57 [Preview] No.1032697 del
Might get a bad conduct discharge


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 00:58 [Preview] No.1032698 del
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>>1032691
I will join you


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 01:07 [Preview] No.1032699 del
>>1032695
Make me a big sandcastle please.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 01:24 [Preview] No.1032700 del
>>1032699
me too, and a room inside i can sleep in, but not next to webby, he snores


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 01:30 [Preview] No.1032701 del
Reading about Robinson Crusoe. Wondering what he did for sunscreen.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 01:47 [Preview] No.1032702 del
Amaxon I ordered on Friday for Sunday delivery. Amaxon didn't even post it. Today it's stuck in limbo that it will be sent in 72 hours. Asked support to cancel it and resend by priority. I did get $20 voucher but now I might have two order of the same items if the first order is not cancelled (I was advised to re-order). Woe.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 01:52 [Preview] No.1032703 del
Nuts are roasting..


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 01:55 [Preview] No.1032704 del
>>1032703
Peanuts?


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 01:56 [Preview] No.1032705 del
Why why why???


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 01:57 [Preview] No.1032706 del
>>1032705
It keeps me awake at night.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 01:59 [Preview] No.1032707 del
>>1032697
Section 8?


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 02:02 [Preview] No.1032708 del
>>1032691
A bed sure would be nice. Got about 8(eight) hours before I can 'sleep' on wooden planks. FML.

But still I don't sleep inna dunny :)


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 02:03 [Preview] No.1032709 del
>>1032708
You are thriving on the bench.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 02:10 [Preview] No.1032710 del
Coles order turned up earlier, first thing I did was open my pack of tim tams. There are now only three left, why do they have to go so fast?


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 02:12 [Preview] No.1032711 del
had my nap, ready for some nortiness now


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 02:12 [Preview] No.1032712 del
I'm tired. Just want to go home and dinner with my wife.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 02:21 [Preview] No.1032713 del
>>1032710
You can easily solve this by ordering a couple more packets.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 02:46 [Preview] No.1032714 del
>>1032710
>my pack of tim tams
The double coats?


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 02:56 [Preview] No.1032715 del


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 02:57 [Preview] No.1032716 del
Origin says my electricity bill is "delayed".
I am not happy. I like everything orderly.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 02:59 [Preview] No.1032717 del
>>1032716
Something is going on today. Everything is being delayed.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 02:59 [Preview] No.1032718 del
Do you NEETs refrigerate your choccies and choccy bikkies?
I don't unless the weather is hot enough that they will melt outside the fridge.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 03:09 [Preview] No.1032719 del
Got home one time and opened the pack of fancy Aldi Palazzo bikkies and found all the chocolate had melted and it was just a congealed mess.
I was very upset. The car had been too hot for them.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 03:10 [Preview] No.1032720 del
The bees are at the windows again.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 03:13 [Preview] No.1032721 del
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>>1032720
They just want to go home


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 03:30 [Preview] No.1032722 del
Homeless Van NEET I would like you to keep us more informed on your activities please.

I like seeing the ways you are managing out there.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 03:50 [Preview] No.1032723 del
Put air in the tyres on one car and two bikes.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 03:52 [Preview] No.1032724 del
Cruisey more worrisome news
>The Japan Meteorological Agency has issued a Level Five Emergency Warning for Oshima Town in the Izu Islands, Tokyo Prefecture. It's the highest level of alert on the agency's scale of one to five.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 03:53 [Preview] No.1032725 del
Anxious that the super trouper beams are gonna blind me


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 03:54 [Preview] No.1032726 del
>>1032723
Good work NEET.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 03:54 [Preview] No.1032727 del
>>1032722
yes, I feel he may be the future of neetdom as the housing crisis worstens


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 03:55 [Preview] No.1032728 del
>A Super Trouper is a brand of powerful, heavy-duty xenon follow spotlight used in large concert venues and theaters


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 03:55 [Preview] No.1032729 del
>>1032725
Are you going to a concert? Or do you think you are in a Truman Show type situation? We might be.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 03:57 [Preview] No.1032730 del
>>1032724
It's just the nanny state


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 03:59 [Preview] No.1032731 del
>>1032729
No, I heard the song on the radio while out shopping for my customary afternoon executive binge. The song warned of the terrible dangers of these lights and now I'm having anxiety attacks.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 04:01 [Preview] No.1032732 del
>>1032727
We have had NEETs struggling with housing for many years.
We have made fun of them for it but they were the canaries in the coal mine.
Monk living in that warehouse. Nuro living in the toilet. HoboNEET wanking that poo. Postie NEET doing his thing.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 04:03 [Preview] No.1032733 del
>>1032723
That's white man's air you're stealing you boong. Oxygen doesn't grow on trees.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 04:04 [Preview] No.1032734 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Rpq35wyDi7I [Embed]


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 04:11 [Preview] No.1032735 del
>>1032678
>Ozempic
I've concluded the only way I'm going to get ozempic is in prison. So I'm going to go.
Also I'm throwing a lunch party for all the neets. I'm making a beef wellington with wild mushrooms that's to die for and I insist you all try some.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 04:22 [Preview] No.1032736 del
Aldi orange and poppy seed mini cake is a bit ordinary.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 04:22 [Preview] No.1032737 del
Webby why are there so many trannies in cybersecurity? Every other time I watch a presentation on youtube there's a fat middle age dude in a wig and woman's clothing. It's vile.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 04:28 [Preview] No.1032738 del
>>1032736
I recommend their Marbled Toffee & Pecan Roulades, they never disappoint.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 04:29 [Preview] No.1032739 del
Wait, I was thinking of the white forest roulade. I've never tried the marbled toffee one because I was so pleased with the white forest one I kept getting it.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 04:30 [Preview] No.1032740 del
>>1032738
>>1032739
isn't that a christmas special?


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 04:34 [Preview] No.1032741 del
>>1032740
If so they'll be in the shops the day after easter


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 04:45 [Preview] No.1032742 del
drank 600ml of fanta and got sugar nuked by it


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 04:46 [Preview] No.1032743 del
>>1032732
Plus that NEET living on the bench. The fresh air is doing wonders for him and his health.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 04:49 [Preview] No.1032744 del
>>1032742
You need to build up your stamina neet, you're a lightweight. We have neets here who can eat 14 pizzas in one day and still call for kfc.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 04:55 [Preview] No.1032745 del
>>1032743
and floorboardNEET


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 05:07 [Preview] No.1032746 del
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>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Funemployment
>Funemployment is a colloquial reference to the portmanteau of having fun while being unemployed, typically while on unemployment benefits. People on funemployment use the time for self-discovery and self-care
Are you having fun being umemployed today neets?


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 05:09 [Preview] No.1032747 del
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>it's a have to wait a month for some shit episode
>they say some shit again and i have to wait another month episode
yeah great. NOT


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 05:11 [Preview] No.1032748 del
just remembered the time i discovered pepe the frog as a teenager and faxed to some cunt and when i went he said someone faxed a green frog and the fax machine broke. fucking lmao


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 05:12 [Preview] No.1032749 del
>>1032746
>self-discovery and self-care
Those are phrases women use.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 05:13 [Preview] No.1032750 del
>>1032747
You just reminded me to download the new Lanterns episode.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 05:15 [Preview] No.1032751 del
>>1032748
Do you still have a fax machine?


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 05:18 [Preview] No.1032752 del
>>1032751
no i never had one. i just used chrome to like email it to the fax machine number somehow


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 05:18 [Preview] No.1032753 del
>>1032751
Fax machines are the future.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 05:22 [Preview] No.1032754 del
>>1032753
still big in japan


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 05:27 [Preview] No.1032755 del
>>1032745
👆💯


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 05:29 [Preview] No.1032756 del
UV index says I can go for walkies soon.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 05:32 [Preview] No.1032757 del
Made some fatty bolognese pasta, full of cheese and beef and pesto and olives


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 05:32 [Preview] No.1032758 del
>>1032747
I see that smile.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 05:38 [Preview] No.1032759 del
glen update?


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 05:43 [Preview] No.1032760 del
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>>1032758
We need more fun activities in here.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 05:45 [Preview] No.1032761 del
>>1032760
True, plan other activities between the gooning and wanking, like building sand castles at the beach.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 05:46 [Preview] No.1032762 del
>>1032761
or brown snaking Weber


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 05:58 [Preview] No.1032763 del
>>1032762
Those activities need to be limited.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 06:17 [Preview] No.1032764 del
>>1032762
Those activities need to be unlimited.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 06:19 [Preview] No.1032765 del
>>1032757
Sounds good.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 06:22 [Preview] No.1032766 del
>>1032757
>Made some fatty bolognese pasta
I'm sure he has a name.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 06:27 [Preview] No.1032768 del
>>1032735
Kek. I'll be over soon with a bottle of red.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 06:31 [Preview] No.1032769 del
>>1032746
Always!


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 06:42 [Preview] No.1032770 del
>>1032762
Weber once owned a BMW 328I convertible during the 90's when he was a high-flying IT bossman. Wearing tailored suits and gold jewelry. But then, but then!. Well, I can't talk about here.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 06:58 [Preview] No.1032771 del
>>1032770
>can't talk about here
What do neets think tiffin and webby are gossiping about in their private emails?


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 07:06 [Preview] No.1032772 del


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 07:10 [Preview] No.1032773 del
>>1032683
Depends. Is it kosher or made for goy?


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 07:18 [Preview] No.1032774 del
>>1032609
Create a little betting ring.

>>1032647
Probably homes.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 07:19 [Preview] No.1032775 del
30$ left until friday. It's over


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 07:22 [Preview] No.1032776 del
>>1032775
Half a dozen frothy coffees


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 07:24 [Preview] No.1032777 del
>>1032775
Call Anglicare.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 07:25 [Preview] No.1032778 del
Too much lemon in the tea.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 07:32 [Preview] No.1032779 del
>>1032778
A metaphor for life. Food for thought.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 07:45 [Preview] No.1032780 del
>>1032775
Beans in your future


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 07:47 [Preview] No.1032781 del
>>1032746
>portmaneaux
What a wank. Fuck le French


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 07:53 [Preview] No.1032783 del


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 07:55 [Preview] No.1032784 del
>>1032782
Give him a few benchmaxxing tips


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 08:01 [Preview] No.1032785 del
I wonder what happened to the Toshiba


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 08:04 [Preview] No.1032786 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7IjgZGhHrYY [Embed]

Yeah not looking forward to Summer. Might gar south to Tazmania and build a hobo camp in teh woods.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 08:05 [Preview] No.1032787 del
>>1032786
You don't have the balls to move into range of Based Tiffo.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 08:10 [Preview] No.1032788 del


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 08:22 [Preview] No.1032789 del
>>1032788
I know they keeping the numbers hushed, and keep repeating some early number.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 08:31 [Preview] No.1032790 del
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Someone's app is getting judgemental with them over a KFC binge.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 08:38 [Preview] No.1032791 del
>>1032775
A picture of your arse posted here with the words "property of cruisey daddy" written on it and money could be in your account within the hour.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 08:39 [Preview] No.1032792 del
>>1032790
I mind of miss that AI after the free trial.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 08:39 [Preview] No.1032793 del
i found a free vps thing. probablt could use it for a moofies server for cytube
https://terminalbytes.com/forever-free-wordpress-blog-with-your-own-domain-on-google-cloud/


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 08:39 [Preview] No.1032794 del


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 08:40 [Preview] No.1032795 del
I move that cruisey no longer be called "cruisey" but instead have his title upgraded to "tugdaddy"


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 08:42 [Preview] No.1032796 del
>>1032795
Tugdaddy is a lifestyle.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 08:44 [Preview] No.1032797 del
>>1032793
Interesting share, thanks.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 08:45 [Preview] No.1032798 del
>>1032796
👆💯


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 08:50 [Preview] No.1032799 del
>>1032793
>probablt could use it for a moofies server for cytube
<1GB of egress to most destinations (5GB to China and Australia capped separately).
You'd be getting a bill.


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NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 09:07 [Preview] No.1032802 del
The electricity bill came in. $365
I used the electric heater all winter.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 09:08 [Preview] No.1032803 del
>>1032801
Not bad. Short and sweet.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 09:12 [Preview] No.1032804 del
>>1032802
Thats alright.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 09:12 [Preview] No.1032805 del
>>1032799
didn't see that part. RIP


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 09:13 [Preview] No.1032806 del
getting druk


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NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 09:24 [Preview] No.1032808 del
>>1032802
I relied on my layer of blubber


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NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 09:40 [Preview] No.1032812 del
Amazon jeet literally got out of the taxi he was driving to deliver my parcel. So he must load the taxi and then just take fares near each of his stops.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 09:42 [Preview] No.1032813 del
>>1032809
How did they imagine that realistically?

>>1032810
That last part with the dog was unnecessary.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 09:43 [Preview] No.1032814 del
>>1032812
Amaxon still hasn't posted my order made on Friday. Bastards.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 09:45 [Preview] No.1032815 del
>>1032813
>imagine that realistically?
The she'll be right normally works.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 09:49 [Preview] No.1032816 del
>>1032813
that was the best part


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 09:50 [Preview] No.1032817 del
yeah still waiting on chink deririvery of a power adaptor to use my hdd hot swap bay o ordered like 2 weeks ago


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 10:06 [Preview] No.1032818 del
>Your parcel from Royal Australian Mint has been delivered
Just as bad as Amaxon. Left it in the mailbox and I had no idea it was sitting in there for hours.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 10:08 [Preview] No.1032819 del
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Let's find out what life would've been like if instead of social isolation and emptiness, we'd had friends, in Instant Millionaire:

>You decide that spending all the money on yourself is pretty boring. "Know what I'm going to do with it?" you tell your friends. "I'm going to build the greatest amusement park ever built — right here in this town! Well never be bored again!"
>Your friends begin to cheer up immediately.
>Everyone agrees that it's a wonderful idea.
>You begin at once to get the amusement park designed and built. You hire the best architects you can find. You make sure the park is filled with all of the greatest rides, dozens of interesting shows, animated monsters and dinosaurs, hamburger restaurants, and places to swim and play all kinds of sports.
>By the end of the month, you have spent the million dollars. And you keep right on spending until the next five million has gone into the park, too. It's going to be the most exciting, most lavish, most eye-popping amusement park in the world!
>Are you ready for opening day?
>Go to PAGE 47.

Looks like we're spending both our $1 million and the full $5 million prize money, I hope this park works out...


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 10:11 [Preview] No.1032820 del
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>>1032819
>"Let's try the Waterfall Roller Coaster first," Andy says.
>"Okay. Good idea," you say, beaming proudly. "Follow me, you guys!" You lead your friends to the entrance to the Water- fall Roller Coaster, where you all climb into the cars that will carry you up to the top of the waterfall.
—
>Up, up, the cars move slowly. "Hey I've never been on one this tall!" Jack yells from the car behind you. "Wait till we start to drop!" you scream.
>"You won't believe it!"
>The cars reach the top. Then they stop.
>You wait. And wait.
>And wait.
>"You won't believe it!" you yell again. But it's obvious to everyone that the cars are stuck. You're not going to drop.
>"Well ... uh ... we sure have a nice view up here, don't we?" you ask trying to sound cheerful.
>Half an hour later, fire trucks arrive. The firemen put up tall ladders and carry everyone down.
>"Well, things have got to get better now!" you say cheerfully.

>Will they? Turn to PAGE 57.


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>"What do you mean there are no hamburgers? We're starving!" you cry. "Somethin' wrong with these new stoves,'' Uncle Clyde explains, his tools spread all over the floor.
>"Well, let's not waste time here, guys," you say, pulling your friends away from the hamburger stand. "Let's try the Prehistoric Boat Ride."
You pull them into the dark tunnel that houses the Prehistoric Boat Ride, and you all climb into the log canoe that will carry you on your journey, back, back into total darkness!
—
>"Uh ... we seem to have a power failure," you say glumly. "How do we get outta here?!" Andy cries. "It's. pitch black!"
>"We're stuck here in the middle of the water!" Jack yells.
>"The water is only two feet deep," you tell them. "Jump out of the boat. We can wade to the exit."
>You all jump into the cold, dark water.
>"Which way is the exit?" Andy asks.
>No one is sure.
>You wade around in the dark for what seems like hours. Finally, lights go on. The canoe starts up again. But it's going ten times faster than normal and its heading right at you!!
>Turn to PAGE 83.
We shouldn't have hired our loser uncle clyde!


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 10:21 [Preview] No.1032822 del
What's YOUR excuse?


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 10:22 [Preview] No.1032823 del
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>>1032821

>You duck underwater and the motorized canoe speeds past, missing you by inches. Your friends duck out of the way, too — and now you're all swimming and spluttering toward the exit.
>You're soaking wet and shivering from the cold. 'Let's go into the World of the Sun to warm up," you suggest.
But the door to World of the Sun has been stuck all day, and no one can get in.
>"Don't worry, gang, we'll get the bugs out. what's that rumbling sound?" "Hey It's the animated dinosaurs! They've escaped! Somehow they've broken out of their exhibit hall, and they're marching down the center lane of the park! "Look out! They weigh two tons!" you cry.
>People are fleeing for their lives. The air is filled with cries of terror. You see your friends leap out of the way as the mechanized dinosaurs stampede through the park.
>A while later, you are outside the gate of your park, apologizing to your friends. You struggle to be heard over the sirens of fire trucks and ambulances.
>"That was the greatest!" Andy cries. "The most exciting park I've ever been to!"
>"Parks that work right are so boring!"
>Jack agrees. "We'll all meet here tomorrow and do it again. And whatever you do don't fix anything!!"
>THE END
Well, maybe the ending was better, we're now the owner of a $6 million dollar amusement park where nothing works.


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NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 10:29 [Preview] No.1032825 del
>>1032812
There will be some sort of scam involved.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 10:30 [Preview] No.1032826 del
>>1032818
>Royal Australian Mint
What did you get NEET? Gold coins?


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 10:31 [Preview] No.1032827 del
>>1032823
A happy ending. We can declare bankruptcy.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 10:32 [Preview] No.1032828 del
Tummy hurty


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 10:34 [Preview] No.1032829 del
>>1032826
Holey dollar, 70 year anniversary


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 10:34 [Preview] No.1032830 del
>>1032823
It's the neet way.


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>>1032827

We'll make one more attempt at doing something different - what would happen if we just took $1 million dollars and tried giving it away to random people:

>The next morning, you tuck a huge wad of thousand dollar bills into your wallet and take the bus to the nearest shopping mall.
>You pick a spot in front of Marland's, the most popular department store in the mall.
>It is only 10:30 in the morning, but there are lots of shoppers coming in and out.
>You pull a thousand dollar bill out of your wallet and hold it up. "Can I give someone this thousand dollar bill?" you call out.
>No one stops. "Get your thousand dollar bills right here!" you shout.
>Shoppers walk right past you into the store.
>"Anyone want a free thousand dollar bill?" you call out.
>Twenty minutes later you are still standing there, holding the first thousand dollar bill in your hand. No one has stopped. Very few people have even looked at you!
>"I'd better try a different approach," you tell yourself.

>Should you offer a larger amount of money? Or should you pick specific people out of the crowd and go up and talk to them personally?
>Offer a larger amount? Turn to PAGE 20.
>Pick out specific people? Turn to PAGE 78

How hard can it be to get rid of a million?


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 10:34 [Preview] No.1032832 del
>>1032828
From a binge?


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 10:34 [Preview] No.1032833 del
>>1032822
I'm a mong.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 10:35 [Preview] No.1032834 del
>>1032828
Time for a purge.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 10:36 [Preview] No.1032835 del
>>1032831
We should just give it to Dan.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 10:36 [Preview] No.1032836 del
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Hungary bro this is how we live.


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NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 10:38 [Preview] No.1032838 del
>>1032829
Are you a coin collector?


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 10:39 [Preview] No.1032839 del
>>1032831
We should just throw cash off a high place.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 10:39 [Preview] No.1032840 del
>>1032836
Very nice.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 10:40 [Preview] No.1032841 del
>>1032838
Not really, looked cool so I got it.


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NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 10:41 [Preview] No.1032843 del
>>1032841
Are you going to wear it on a chain?


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 10:41 [Preview] No.1032844 del
>>1032818
Bluey coins?


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NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 10:44 [Preview] No.1032846 del
>>1032843
I will admire it more tomorrow.

>>1032844
Nah those are for kids to enjoy. I would not appreciate them.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 10:45 [Preview] No.1032847 del
>>1032845
Well reply bantered.


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NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 10:46 [Preview] No.1032849 del
>>1032838
They call themselves 'numismatists', bunch of ...


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 10:48 [Preview] No.1032850 del
>>1032849
I can't even pronounce it.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 10:48 [Preview] No.1032851 del
Good night NEETs.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 10:49 [Preview] No.1032852 del
>>1032850
They collect exonumia


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 10:49 [Preview] No.1032853 del
>>1032851
Good night Pidge. xx
Pretty good concept for a video. Execution off just a little.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 10:50 [Preview] No.1032854 del
Half the NEETs are probably pluviophiles.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 10:50 [Preview] No.1032855 del
>>1032851
Night fella.
What job is that I wonder.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 10:52 [Preview] No.1032856 del
>>1032851
Good night


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 11:04 [Preview] No.1032857 del
Ate more pasta. Too stuffed now to sleep.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 11:07 [Preview] No.1032858 del
>>1032857
I bet it was delicious though.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 11:08 [Preview] No.1032859 del
>>1032857
With mayo?


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NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 11:12 [Preview] No.1032861 del
Can't decide whether I'm a spastic or a genius who just hasn't done anything in life.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 11:14 [Preview] No.1032862 del
>>1032857
You're like a stuffed cannelloni bursting at the seams, cheese oozing out both ends.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 11:14 [Preview] No.1032863 del
>>1032861
Probably somewhere in the middle.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 11:17 [Preview] No.1032864 del
>>1032863
He is like this >>1032862


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NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 11:42 [Preview] No.1032866 del
really regreting the pasta now, a good squeeze would help empty me out


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 11:52 [Preview] No.1032867 del
Too dense for a chute like you


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 12:07 [Preview] No.1032868 del
At ease. Goodnight ladies.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 12:21 [Preview] No.1032869 del
>>1032868
Good night.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 13:20 [Preview] No.1032870 del
Cant slop using the blooper


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 14:09 [Preview] No.1032871 del
Pasta nightmares, woe, never again before bed neets.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 14:36 [Preview] No.1032872 del
>>1032871
I bet your sweat is tart and tangy.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 15:08 [Preview] No.1032873 del
>>1032870
You love it!


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 15:09 [Preview] No.1032874 del
>>1032872
Life was going well before that pasta. I was getting my shit together. Then it all came crashing down in a rich bowl of cheese and olives and mince.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 15:10 [Preview] No.1032875 del
>>1032873
Over 40hrs in past 3 days of active work.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 15:11 [Preview] No.1032876 del
>>1032874
I bet it was sickly rich. The glistening bog.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 19:52 [Preview] No.1032877 del
The sun rises over Mt Dingleberry


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 19:59 [Preview] No.1032878 del
>>1032877
City, Sand castles, hospital, LineLine and calls to the workshop, how is it going to come together today?


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 20:29 [Preview] No.1032879 del
>>1032878
>LineLine

https://youtube.com/watch?v=45cYwDMibGo [Embed]


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 20:32 [Preview] No.1032880 del
>>1032874
Any leftovers?


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 20:49 [Preview] No.1032881 del
>>1032879
Meanwhile at the beach
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cE0wfjsybIQ [Embed]


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 20:53 [Preview] No.1032882 del
Is this AI?


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 21:02 [Preview] No.1032883 del
>>1032881
Nobody escapes the bucket


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 21:09 [Preview] No.1032884 del
>>1032125
We need a NEET coin.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 21:36 [Preview] No.1032885 del
Got sacked from the wage. Personality fit according to the recruitment agency. Wasn't bending over far enough for the lanyard class faggot office staff and pretending to care about delivery volumes or saying good morning to a million jeets. Fuck them
Interview with another agency today. This shit never ends


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 21:41 [Preview] No.1032886 del
>>1032885
Commiserations. What sort of work were you doing?


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 21:48 [Preview] No.1032887 del
How many neets drink alcohol in the morning? Before breakfast?


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 21:50 [Preview] No.1032888 del
>>1032887
I start about 9-9.30 these days.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 21:59 [Preview] No.1032889 del
>>1032888
Early to bed, early to rise and goon make a neet, well...something


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 21:59 [Preview] No.1032890 del
>>1032889
>well...something
Build sand castles!


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 22:00 [Preview] No.1032891 del
Has it fallen out yet?


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NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 22:04 [Preview] No.1032893 del
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Good Morning NEETstars


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 22:04 [Preview] No.1032894 del
>>1032891
Yes, apologies.


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NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 22:08 [Preview] No.1032896 del
have any neets tried those small apple pies from the woolies bakery section?


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 22:10 [Preview] No.1032897 del
GM. Shat myself. Back and fourth to the torlet about 5 times.
Read a summary of bronze age mindset. I can see how it would be useful and interesting to disenfranchised young men but not really useful to me as I have already overcome a lot of the problems presented in my own way.
I guess I would recommend it.
>Epub attached


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>>1032897
PDF would be better please.


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>>1032897
Time for you to write your own treatise, and reveal to a generation of lost and confused youth how they can be successful like you. The monk mindset manual.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 22:18 [Preview] No.1032901 del
Cruisey I keep triggering the Cybersecurity warning on ChatGPT.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 22:19 [Preview] No.1032902 del
>>1032900
>The monk mindset manual.
>>1032885


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 22:20 [Preview] No.1032903 del
>>1032900
I'm mongk
>>1032885
this is real monk


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 22:27 [Preview] No.1032905 del
>>1032896
bug protein


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 22:31 [Preview] No.1032906 del
>>1032904
>rare update
Shame it couldn't be rarer.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 22:31 [Preview] No.1032907 del
>>1032899
Here. I can make a 20-30 paragraph summary instead if you want.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 22:32 [Preview] No.1032908 del
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>>1032906
>>1032904
jules is thriving, onwards and upwards


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 22:34 [Preview] No.1032909 del
>>1032904
It says his third child, but Julian actually has another child, Daniel Assange, who was born way back in 1990.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 22:37 [Preview] No.1032910 del
>>1032909
>Daniel Assange
I take back my comment about the need for less updates. This arc could be enjoyable

https://www.smh.com.au/technology/driven-to-dissent--like-father-like-son-20101204-18kpr.html


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 22:41 [Preview] No.1032911 del
Going to give steve biddulph's the new manhood a go. I missed it before because I thought I already read it.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 22:41 [Preview] No.1032912 del
>>1032907
>summary
What would you say to critics who argue that neets who can't even read a book haven't yet achieved full philosophical development?


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 22:43 [Preview] No.1032913 del
>>1032910
I'm certain julian is dying his hair as an adult because he's still part of the bizarre cult that brainwashed him as a kid and made all their members have bleached blonde hair


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 22:44 [Preview] No.1032914 del
>>1032912
>who can't even read a book
I can't read.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 22:47 [Preview] No.1032915 del
>>1032912
In Greece the Philosophers were all NEETs and they made modern western civilisation. In a perfect world, NEETs would be the ruling class.


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NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 22:56 [Preview] No.1032917 del
Wonder what jules does for money these days. As far as I can tell from reading his biographies he's been a neet most his life. Maybe he posts here sometimes.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 22:58 [Preview] No.1032918 del
>>1032917
>Maybe he posts here sometimes.
It is always important to stay busy.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 22:59 [Preview] No.1032919 del
At teh Valley watching a gooner waiting for BWS to open.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 23:00 [Preview] No.1032920 del
>>1032919
>watching
Is a mirror nearby?


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 23:00 [Preview] No.1032921 del
Why isn't there a way to block youtube channels with black presenters?


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 23:01 [Preview] No.1032922 del
>>1032911
>Going to give Steve's manhood a go

That's pretty gay dude.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 23:01 [Preview] No.1032923 del
>>1032921
>with black presenters?
Sir there are bigger needful problems out there.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 23:02 [Preview] No.1032924 del
>>1032917
What if all the Monk posts are actually Julian?


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 23:03 [Preview] No.1032925 del
>>1032921
Use the filter for uBlock Origin.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 23:04 [Preview] No.1032926 del
>>1032893
GM, how would you like your eggz and bacon cooked?


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 23:04 [Preview] No.1032927 del
>>1032924
Good question.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 23:06 [Preview] No.1032928 del
>>1032909
And a few rape babies


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 23:08 [Preview] No.1032929 del
>>1032920
Ease up on the insults, turbo.


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NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 23:37 [Preview] No.1032932 del
>>1032931
Can we touch tips? no homo


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NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 23:47 [Preview] No.1032935 del
>>1032933
Slip a cheeky 50 cents.


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 23:53 [Preview] No.1032936 del
Waiting for sushi place to open


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 23:58 [Preview] No.1032937 del
>>1032932
you should just jack off together like bros while wearing crystals, that way it won't be gay


NEET 09/21/2026 (Mon) 23:59 [Preview] No.1032938 del
>>1032936
bullshit, you're at dans again i know it


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 00:01 [Preview] No.1032939 del
>>1032933
Give it a tap.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 00:08 [Preview] No.1032940 del
>>1032885
Welcome back jeet


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 00:22 [Preview] No.1032941 del
>Australian soldiers could be called back for war 10 years after leaving service
>https://www.politico.com/news/2026/09/21/australian-soldiers-could-be-called-back-for-war-10-years-after-leaving-service-01085986
I hope none of you neets were silly enough to join the military


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 00:30 [Preview] No.1032942 del
>>1032941
I'm sure there are a number of things a prospective re-draftee or conscriptee could say or do that will guarantee they are never handed a weapon again.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 00:33 [Preview] No.1032943 del
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The legal cenno help centre has betrayed me. I tried to call and waited like 20 minutes and they kicked me off and then closed the phone line. Bullshit.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 00:33 [Preview] No.1032944 del
>>1032941
I'm in the NEET Brigade.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 00:36 [Preview] No.1032945 del
>>1032943
Why do you require legal assistance?


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 00:37 [Preview] No.1032946 del
Still mid morning and I've had breakfast, morning tea, lunch, afternoon tea and am thinking about dinner. Overachievement today.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 00:37 [Preview] No.1032947 del
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Don't even know what this is but it look interesting so I buy.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 00:41 [Preview] No.1032948 del
>>1032947
It looks sweet and juicy.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 00:46 [Preview] No.1032949 del
wanna take some lobster pills and sleep


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 00:49 [Preview] No.1032950 del
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NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 00:50 [Preview] No.1032951 del
>>1032945
To upgrade to NEET level 4, Thailand king


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 00:50 [Preview] No.1032952 del
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NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 00:58 [Preview] No.1032953 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gDm4IphrlYg [Embed]


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 01:00 [Preview] No.1032954 del
Time to abscond the city.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 01:02 [Preview] No.1032955 del
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I see them in my dreams


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 01:14 [Preview] No.1032956 del
>>1032955
You should have hitched a ride.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 01:16 [Preview] No.1032957 del
>>1032956
I think that's how Terry died. He was hanging out near trains


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 01:17 [Preview] No.1032958 del
>>1032957
Terry was walking on/along a track and either got run over from behind or jumped in front of the train.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 01:23 [Preview] No.1032959 del
>>1032957
>>1032958

The glowniggers killed him. Now he dances forever in the youtube afterlife
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bZ2FTFbBxwU [Embed]


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 01:30 [Preview] No.1032960 del
Wonder if terry ever got any pussy


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 01:31 [Preview] No.1032961 del
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Something spesh. Wagyu beef and crab leg niggeri, and a soft-shell crab roll.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 01:36 [Preview] No.1032962 del
>>1032961
You are eating well neet.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 01:39 [Preview] No.1032963 del
>>1032961
cashed up neet


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 01:42 [Preview] No.1032964 del
>>1032961
Yummo.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 01:45 [Preview] No.1032965 del
>crab leg nigger


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 01:45 [Preview] No.1032966 del
>>1032960
He had an autistic GF for awhile I think, he might have shown her in one of his episodes


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 01:49 [Preview] No.1032967 del
I like to think Terry saved himself for pure 2d anime girls, and didn't let any real life women drain his manly essences. That's why he achieved so much.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 01:53 [Preview] No.1032968 del
Formulating a plan for the day. Going to involve at least some maltesers and rice pudding. At least.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 02:03 [Preview] No.1032969 del
>>1032968
I got up at 6am and I've been studying for like 6 hours lmao @ yor airfort


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 02:15 [Preview] No.1032970 del
>>1032961
You are treating yourself right NEET. You deserve it.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 02:16 [Preview] No.1032971 del
I did another session with the front yard weeds. A crazy abbo woman went past yelling at imaginary people.
My gloves have a hole in them. I had to pull a splinter out of my finger with my teeth.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 02:17 [Preview] No.1032972 del
>>1032968
>rice pudding
My exact body type.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 02:17 [Preview] No.1032973 del
The Aldi tomato I had on my sandwich was quite nice, so that you to the NEET who suggest it.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 02:18 [Preview] No.1032974 del
>>1032973
>so that
*thank


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 02:18 [Preview] No.1032975 del
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Sitting here in air conditioned comfort waiting for some glistening bog!


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 02:20 [Preview] No.1032976 del
>>1032975
Tell them I want my Wicked Wangz from the fresh part of the tray.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 02:20 [Preview] No.1032977 del
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>>1032975
Stop being a creep.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 02:20 [Preview] No.1032978 del
>>1032972
I would cover you in nutmeg and consume you.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 02:24 [Preview] No.1032979 del
>>1032971
She may have been talking to Wizzy.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 02:25 [Preview] No.1032980 del
>>1032975
20 pieces please.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 02:25 [Preview] No.1032981 del
might another coffee and then on the druk after. waiting for a mate to get on


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 02:29 [Preview] No.1032982 del


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 02:30 [Preview] No.1032983 del
Two separate NEETs have testified in favour of the Aldi range of Roulades.
They don't sound like something I would like but do I dare to ignore the possibility of discovering something good?
These are the difficult choices which face a NEET in this day and age.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 02:33 [Preview] No.1032984 del
>>1032982
That's a man.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 02:35 [Preview] No.1032985 del
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NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 02:41 [Preview] No.1032986 del
>>1032982
that delicate feminine stomping


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 02:48 [Preview] No.1032987 del
>>1032986
I would pay him for CBT.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 02:53 [Preview] No.1032988 del
>>1032987
webby can dress up in full leather and provide those services for free


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 02:54 [Preview] No.1032989 del
I am thinking of getting a sling bag to keep my phone wallet keys in etc - I'm sick of my phone poking halfway out of my pockets all the time it doesn't feel safe and also I want to take a small water bottle with me when I go out - but I think because of my obesity a small bag on my monstrous torso might make me a comical figure.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 02:58 [Preview] No.1032990 del
Garn hobspidal


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 02:59 [Preview] No.1032991 del
Do any of you NEETs have a theory why he goes to that hospital all the time?
I know he is crazy but even a crazy person has to have some logic. What does he want from them?


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 03:03 [Preview] No.1032992 del
>>1032991
In the past he took about the time he spent in the psyche ward in maryborugh(?) hospital as being one of the best times of his life. Maybe he wants to be admitted, warm bed, food, people checking on you and caring about you.
I'm guessing he goes in there and tells them hes suicidal or crazy. Seems like hes a very frequent flyer so they unfortunately probably try get him back out the door pretty quick.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 03:03 [Preview] No.1032993 del
>>1032992
he talked about*


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 03:07 [Preview] No.1032994 del
>>1032989
I found a good one I use if I ride my BMXs. Bigger than a druggie bum bag, but much smaller than a backpack.
https://www.amazon.com.au/dp/B09S6C5PXY


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 03:08 [Preview] No.1032995 del
>>1032992
>>1032993
To be fair he probably should be in a mental hospital. I don't say that to be mean it is just the truth. He is not well he should never have been abandoned to live on his own in the first place.
Closing down the mental institutions was a huge mistake. There are hundreds of people like him just left completely unsupported and unable to function.
A room in a supervised asylum is what they need but there just aren't any places available. So instead of detaining him they get the security guards to put him out on the street.
It is an unacceptable situation.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 03:09 [Preview] No.1032996 del
>>1032994
>if I ride my BMXs
I am impressed you can ride more than one at a time.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 03:10 [Preview] No.1032997 del
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>>1032983
Who Dares Wins neet - it's the motto of the elite SAS, and should also be the motto of the elite neet eaters squad


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 03:10 [Preview] No.1032998 del
>>1032994
Thank you for that link. I think I want one a little bit smaller and with a thinner strap. But I'm not sure. I need to consider the matter further.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 03:11 [Preview] No.1032999 del
>>1032997
>the elite neet eaters squad
We need to get uniforms made. We shouldn't be mistaken for civilians when we go through the checkout.
I want to hear a "thank you for your service".


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 03:12 [Preview] No.1033000 del
>>1032994
What do you carry in the bag when you are on a BMX ride?


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 03:12 [Preview] No.1033001 del
>>1032971
Good progress NEET despite the splinter.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 03:13 [Preview] No.1033002 del
>>1032998
If you need a photo of it alongside a size 10 US sneaker or something for reference, let me know.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 03:15 [Preview] No.1033003 del
>>1033000
Small toolkit, spare tubes, steel cable and padlock. If I went further than a few clicks, I'd probably take some water or mondster or beer and second or third breakfast.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 03:15 [Preview] No.1033004 del
>>1033002
The Amazon page has a good range of pictures, but thank you.
It is always annoying when a site selling a bag doesn't have photos of anyone wearing it.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 03:16 [Preview] No.1033005 del
>>1033004
The sheilas they used must be small cos they made the bag look big


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 03:17 [Preview] No.1033006 del
>>1033003
>steel cable and padlock
Do you leave it for long?
The dregs can cut through even the best locks in seconds unfortunately.
They carry an angle grinder with them the way a civilised person carries their phone and keys. On the prowl at all times. Opportunistic thieves. Everywhere in the bad home areas.
The absolute state of the country. We need public executions.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 03:18 [Preview] No.1033007 del
>>1033005
Sometimes you worry that maybe they just photoshop the bag onto the people and it is not really to scale.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 03:18 [Preview] No.1033008 del
>>1033006
No, I have never needed to thus far, but one day I'll have to do a poo or visit a deli or somethinng


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 03:20 [Preview] No.1033009 del
>>1033008
You should hide a GPS tracker in the stem below the seat. Just in case it gets taken and revenge is needed.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 03:30 [Preview] No.1033010 del
>>1033009
There was a thread on r/adelaide I saw this morning where a couple of meth heads were photgraphed stealing a bike in the city and half the comments were from people saying they'd seen the same couple stealing things all over the city. Obviously the police and court system have no intention of doing anything to stop them.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 03:31 [Preview] No.1033011 del
>>1033009
He should pack some explosives in there instead, and when he sees some boong riding away on it detonate them, giving the thief a shaped charge enema.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 03:32 [Preview] No.1033012 del
>>1033011
There were some videos of a guy in the USA who rigs the seat to fall off and keeps the bike on a rope so when they get to a certain distance they get flung off.
I think they may have been fake though.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 03:34 [Preview] No.1033013 del
>>1033010
You can do almost umlimited petty crimes before you get a prison sentence. And even then it will only be months in jail and they are straight back out. Revolving door.
The absolute state of this country.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 03:34 [Preview] No.1033014 del
Wanna go outside and get some sunshine but the uv thing says it's going to give me skin cancer this time of day.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 03:34 [Preview] No.1033015 del
Another fucktard ran into a rail crossing and we all gotta take a fucking bus.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 03:36 [Preview] No.1033016 del
>>1033013
That's where a Police baton to the knees or something crippling them just enough they can't walk more than a few dozen meters without needing to sit down (for the remainder of their life) would be good.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 03:38 [Preview] No.1033017 del
>>1033012
A spring loaded spike bayonet in the seat tube that went off after the cranks rotated a few times would be good.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 03:38 [Preview] No.1033018 del
>>1033014
>the uv thing
Stop looking at it. Just live your life.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 03:38 [Preview] No.1033019 del
>>1033015
Maybe you should get on NDIS so you can have herders at home


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 03:41 [Preview] No.1033021 del
>>1033017
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gpWWW5bX_BA [Embed]


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 03:46 [Preview] No.1033022 del
>>1033018
Don't wanna end up like webby, his sunburn pictures traumatised me


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 03:59 [Preview] No.1033023 del
And so of course that means being late for the next service. I hate public transport so much.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 04:03 [Preview] No.1033024 del
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FUCK YOU NAMBOUR YOU PILE OF STEAMING SHIT.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 04:06 [Preview] No.1033025 del
>>1033024
You had a lot of happy memories nearby in the last 10 years.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 04:12 [Preview] No.1033026 del
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And hello again old friend. The cool sterile air is welcoming. Smells like menthol.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 04:13 [Preview] No.1033027 del
>>1033026
Home away from home.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 04:13 [Preview] No.1033028 del
Getting sick of these finger pictures.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 04:16 [Preview] No.1033029 del
>>1033028
Kek. Blame Mr Nuro.

Got a triage nurse eyeing me off already. I just sat down ffs.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 04:17 [Preview] No.1033030 del


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 04:25 [Preview] No.1033031 del
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NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 04:30 [Preview] No.1033032 del
>>1033029
>Got a triage nurse eyeing me off already. I just sat down ffs.
Don't worry, security will be there soon if not already.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 04:41 [Preview] No.1033033 del
>>1033032
We could give security at the hospital a call to let them know he's there.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 04:42 [Preview] No.1033034 del
>>1033033
I can imagine they have already established a protocol of sorts.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 04:47 [Preview] No.1033035 del
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>its a spesh goes to hotstiible episode again
>its a rerun episode again


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 04:49 [Preview] No.1033036 del
>>1033035
Re-runs are expected.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 04:52 [Preview] No.1033037 del
>>1033036
He should give himself food poisoning and film himself vomiting and shitting all over the hospital foyer for us.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 04:54 [Preview] No.1033038 del
About to pass out. Hopefully I get a comfy bed for the night.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 04:55 [Preview] No.1033039 del
>>1033038
Sleep tight NEET. Don't let the security guard bite.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 04:56 [Preview] No.1033040 del
Female seccy eying me off. It's always the bitches.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 04:58 [Preview] No.1033041 del
We got a fella here too. Itz about to go down.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 04:58 [Preview] No.1033042 del
I may have cocaine in my hotel room


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 04:59 [Preview] No.1033043 del
>>1033036
With how many seasons of this show has it's unsurprising


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 04:59 [Preview] No.1033044 del
>>1033043
Especially with syndication it isn't going to end anytime soon


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 05:00 [Preview] No.1033045 del
>>1033044
We could all be dead and those reruns will still be going


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 05:01 [Preview] No.1033046 del
>>1033045
👆💯


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 05:03 [Preview] No.1033047 del
>>1033046
🍆🤏


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 05:03 [Preview] No.1033048 del
>>1033047
😂 😅


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 05:03 [Preview] No.1033049 del
>>1033042
Call the police and tell them.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 05:04 [Preview] No.1033050 del
Monk I am enjoying this video


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 05:06 [Preview] No.1033051 del
>>1033049
Oh you! You almost got me


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 05:09 [Preview] No.1033052 del
>>1033050
why the fuck would he, as an inarticulate numpty, make a video on this instead of a blog post?


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 05:11 [Preview] No.1033053 del
>>1033052
You get better engagement with video content.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 05:19 [Preview] No.1033054 del
>>1033053
oh right
I'm chopped unc, so it makes sense I wouldn't get it


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 05:19 [Preview] No.1033055 del
>>1033052
Because people care about his blogposts ;)


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 05:31 [Preview] No.1033056 del
Cleaned the bath tub. Going to have a bath tonight.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 05:33 [Preview] No.1033057 del
>>1033056
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QSA-yHzkvP8 [Embed]


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 05:33 [Preview] No.1033058 del
>>1033056
Have a nice soak


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 05:34 [Preview] No.1033059 del
Brininng your NEETs first makes them juicier


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 05:35 [Preview] No.1033060 del
>>1033058
I shall try to.
I found a tub of 'Man Up' bath crystals in the basin cabinet. Must have been part of a gift basket Sisterbot and Bill gave me at some point.
Can always smoke them if they don't go good in the bath.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 05:35 [Preview] No.1033061 del
>>1033056
Take a pic of all the bubbles please.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 05:35 [Preview] No.1033062 del
>>1033057
A classic.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 05:36 [Preview] No.1033063 del
>>1033060
Bill is so badass


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 05:44 [Preview] No.1033064 del
Home sweet homeless. At least tiday's bus had working AC and no unhinged young dickheads punching the roof emergency exit thingo.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 05:47 [Preview] No.1033065 del
>>1033064
What's for dinner?


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 05:50 [Preview] No.1033066 del
>>1033065
Ham off the boner.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 05:54 [Preview] No.1033067 del
>>1033064
They just have you instead


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 05:57 [Preview] No.1033068 del


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 06:01 [Preview] No.1033069 del


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 06:03 [Preview] No.1033070 del
>>1033056
I will join you. We will wear jack off crystals so it won't be gay when we both wank.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 06:03 [Preview] No.1033071 del
>>1033065
Hopefully that nigga IGA got some wangz.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 06:09 [Preview] No.1033072 del
>>1033070
I hope they charge up well.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 06:09 [Preview] No.1033073 del


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 06:19 [Preview] No.1033074 del
>>1033072
We may need to give each other reach arounds to make them glow, but again it won't be gay because of the crystals.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 06:25 [Preview] No.1033075 del
>Nothing wrong with LARPING if it elevates you
Is this true?


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 06:27 [Preview] No.1033076 del
> darawank-fatal-crash

Don't tug and drive.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 06:28 [Preview] No.1033077 del
>>1033076
did they crash on the big roundabout?


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 06:29 [Preview] No.1033078 del
>>1033076
You just have to make sure you cum while you're on a straight.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 06:30 [Preview] No.1033079 del
>>1033075
Yes if you have the right crystal necklace.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 06:34 [Preview] No.1033080 del
Weber's JO crystal necklace gave his position away when he was providing overwatch fire support in Kandahar Valley in 2006.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 06:47 [Preview] No.1033081 del


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 06:54 [Preview] No.1033082 del
I need gender affirming surgery


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 06:57 [Preview] No.1033083 del
The dog gave me a mischievous wink, she's asking for it


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 07:01 [Preview] No.1033084 del
>>1033082
Bolt-ons?


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 07:04 [Preview] No.1033085 del
>>1033084
I already have natural D cups


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 07:05 [Preview] No.1033086 del
>>1032897
I'd read a summary of the summary.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 07:05 [Preview] No.1033087 del


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 07:09 [Preview] No.1033088 del
>>1033086
The summary PDF was like 15 pages shorter than the other PDF of the entire book I found.
Terribly written and structured work.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 07:09 [Preview] No.1033089 del
>>1033078
My weenie curves to the right, so I'd still cause a head-on.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 07:09 [Preview] No.1033090 del
>>1032915
The only ones who have time to think about useless things are those who aren't busy with something else. Like tending the olive trees or building ships.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 07:14 [Preview] No.1033091 del
>>1032944
Chef Patty Officer


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 07:15 [Preview] No.1033092 del
Cruisey I am about to watch Coyote Vs ACME


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 07:15 [Preview] No.1033093 del
>diced watermelon. $15.99/kg


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 07:17 [Preview] No.1033094 del
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NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 07:17 [Preview] No.1033095 del
>>1033071
They did not


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NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 07:18 [Preview] No.1033097 del
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>>1033028
Here'z another just 4 U!


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 07:19 [Preview] No.1033098 del
TFW my discord kitten didn't boost my server 😔


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 07:19 [Preview] No.1033099 del


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 07:19 [Preview] No.1033100 del
>>1033028
You're just jealous you don't have fingers


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 07:20 [Preview] No.1033101 del
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NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 07:24 [Preview] No.1033102 del
>>1033096
are they from melbourne?


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 07:26 [Preview] No.1033104 del
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>>1032921
These blackfella has a pleasant demeanor.
Also thats a correct gulyás. I bet it does taste good.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 07:26 [Preview] No.1033105 del
>>1032926
Fried.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 07:30 [Preview] No.1033107 del
Someone is sperging out again.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 07:31 [Preview] No.1033108 del
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>>1033104
>Spice level 2/10
Needs more


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 07:32 [Preview] No.1033109 del
>>1033108
Usually they offer you hot paprika to add.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 07:33 [Preview] No.1033110 del
Smoked paprika is tastier


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 07:37 [Preview] No.1033112 del
Cooked corned beef for dindins


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NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 07:43 [Preview] No.1033114 del
>>1033112
White sauce status?


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 07:43 [Preview] No.1033115 del
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Letting board staff know.
The spammer was stuffing threads to prevent creating a new (which is needed soon).


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 07:44 [Preview] No.1033116 del
If you cook Cruisey a corned beef with white sauce and lots of cabbage he is guaranteed to put out by the end of the night.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 07:45 [Preview] No.1033117 del
Yandina School of Arts unlocked


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 07:46 [Preview] No.1033118 del
>>1033114
Too lazy


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 07:47 [Preview] No.1033119 del
>>1033104
ayo
*smacks lips*
hungarians don't be seasonin they food


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 07:51 [Preview] No.1033120 del
>>1033119
I cut the original video. In previous scene he says he likes spicy food.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 07:56 [Preview] No.1033121 del
>>1033120
lol I didn't even watch it
I just hate niggers


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 07:57 [Preview] No.1033122 del
>>1033088
wha? I uploaded the whole book


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 07:58 [Preview] No.1033123 del
>>1033121
You're not a good fella.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 07:59 [Preview] No.1033124 del
>>1033115
what the fuck?


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 08:00 [Preview] No.1033125 del
I thought the spammer was delt with. Who the fuck is spamming?


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 08:01 [Preview] No.1033126 del
>>1033122
you said it was a summary


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 08:01 [Preview] No.1033127 del
>>1032995
>It is an unacceptable situation.
We are callously indifferent the abject suffering of those who have fallen through the cracks completely. At least in third world countries the destitute can pitch a tent or build a makeshift shelter in a slum. Here we don't even let them do that, just a move on notice to go sleep rough somewhere else.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 08:01 [Preview] No.1033128 del
>>1033125
Couldn't possibly be the mentally ill homeless cunt you've all let post with gay abandon for the last month


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 08:03 [Preview] No.1033129 del
>>1033128
He doesn't have access to a computer anymore. would be kind of hard to spampost like that on a phone, so maybe it isn't stanners


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 08:06 [Preview] No.1033130 del
>>1033129
No it is him, he got home a bit before it started. And the actual spam stopped when he started regular posting.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 08:06 [Preview] No.1033131 del
>>1033129
How do we know he doesn't have the Toshiba?


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 08:09 [Preview] No.1033132 del
>>1033127
He has a bench.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 08:09 [Preview] No.1033133 del
Yes. Fill the rest thread with fruitless speculation, that can't be backed up with anything substantial beyond personal enmity.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 08:11 [Preview] No.1033134 del
>>1033133
Exactly Wizzy we should be filling it with media


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 08:12 [Preview] No.1033135 del
The spam restarted when he was provoked by this post: >>1033101


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 08:16 [Preview] No.1033136 del
>>1033135
Didn't he make it?


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NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 08:22 [Preview] No.1033139 del
>>1033138
Most of you NEETs couldn't handle the Possum process on your back end.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 08:24 [Preview] No.1033140 del


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 08:30 [Preview] No.1033142 del
Almost runded over by some bitch in a hatchback who had no idea what a pedestrian crossing is.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 08:33 [Preview] No.1033144 del
>>1033142
Did you yell obscenities at her?


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 08:33 [Preview] No.1033145 del
Scrolled up a bit and see something about spam. Can't be bothered. Devon is the superior dog meat anyway.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 08:36 [Preview] No.1033146 del
>>1033144
He should have let out a big reeeee


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 08:39 [Preview] No.1033147 del
>>1033145
NEETs should not be eating dog food.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 08:39 [Preview] No.1033148 del
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So breezy tonight I can't keep the citronigga candles lit.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 08:41 [Preview] No.1033149 del
>>1033144
Yeah, something like "watch where you're fucking going".


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 08:44 [Preview] No.1033150 del
>>1033144
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 08:46 [Preview] No.1033151 del
Historical swordfighting club is at it again. I saw a grey haired guy there, probably in his late 50s, I thought "I'm 10 or 15 years younger than that guy, maybe I'm not too old for it". But he's lean and fit while I'm a great waddling blob.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 08:49 [Preview] No.1033152 del
>>1033151
>Historical swordfighting club
Do they wear crystal necklaces?


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 08:51 [Preview] No.1033153 del
>>1033152
I think they just wear leather.


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NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 08:53 [Preview] No.1033155 del
>>1033151
You should cosplay as Henry the eigth.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 08:54 [Preview] No.1033156 del
I just spelled the word eighth incorrectly. It wasn't a typo I legit didn't know how to spell it.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 08:55 [Preview] No.1033157 del
>>1033156
If you had MonkAI agent installed, it's spell checker would've caught and fixed it.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 08:58 [Preview] No.1033158 del
>>1032910
Looks like the sort of fella that would flip off some paramedics


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NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:00 [Preview] No.1033160 del
>>1032930
Vrry nice pic.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:01 [Preview] No.1033161 del
>>1033157
>MonkAI
It was recording the sounds when I used the toilet.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:01 [Preview] No.1033162 del
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NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:01 [Preview] No.1033163 del
>>1033161
It needs the training data


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:01 [Preview] No.1033164 del
>>1033158
He was a good lad, uni student at 14


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NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:01 [Preview] No.1033166 del
>>1033162
It is the rest of the world that is sick NEET. You're just fine.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:02 [Preview] No.1033167 del
>>1033166
Nah big dawg, it's me


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:03 [Preview] No.1033168 del
>>1032971
I hope she scared them away.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:03 [Preview] No.1033169 del
>>1032973
The truss?


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:04 [Preview] No.1033170 del
>>1032975
Finger licking good


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:04 [Preview] No.1033171 del
>>1033167
Yes probably.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:13 [Preview] No.1033172 del
Gonna hire this hall for a night. Give some bullshit excuse like a 'chess club' and just fucking sleep there. Gotta be cheaper than a motel.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:16 [Preview] No.1033173 del
>>1033172
I saw this post yesterday.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:16 [Preview] No.1033174 del
>>1033172
Who will keep the bench warm outside?


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:16 [Preview] No.1033175 del
>>1033172
Sleep in a flood drain


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:18 [Preview] No.1033176 del
Board is locked for thread creation. My new thread did not go through.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:20 [Preview] No.1033177 del
>>1033176
Time to put a paper bag over our heads and prepare for the end.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:22 [Preview] No.1033178 del
Going to delete random posts until someone can make it or maybe I'll make a new thread


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:25 [Preview] No.1033179 del
Zesty can you temporarily change the board setting that limits how many threads can be created per hour?


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:27 [Preview] No.1033180 del
>>1033179
I have tried before but once it's triggered it's over and needs to do it's timer. I was just reading it and thinking
It's either
>spam threads
or
>auto locked after a few shit threads


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:29 [Preview] No.1033181 del
There's 48 posts left in this thread: >>1019799

We can go there and fill it up if we fill this one up.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:31 [Preview] No.1033183 del
>>1033181
That's why the threads should stay locked to prevent post deletion.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:31 [Preview] No.1033184 del
Made you a new thread.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:32 [Preview] No.1033187 del
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RUN NEETS GET TO THE CHOPPAH!!


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NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:33 [Preview] No.1033190 del
>>1033184
Thanks Big Fella.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:34 [Preview] No.1033193 del
>>1033184
No fuckoff. Shit pepe.
REAL
REAL
REAL

>>1033188
>>1033188
>>1033188


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:34 [Preview] No.1033194 del
>>1033184
Thank you.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:38 [Preview] No.1033198 del
bum time


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:40 [Preview] No.1033202 del
BUM RASH


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:47 [Preview] No.1033209 del
ANAL BEADS


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:48 [Preview] No.1033211 del
YOGURT CANNON


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:48 [Preview] No.1033212 del
>>1033028
Jelly nubbs?



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