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NEET General #1008 - How's your dick? NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:32 [Preview] No. 1033188
How's your dick NEETs?
OLD: >>1032125


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:33 [Preview] No.1033191 del
>>1033188
Wanked.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:33 [Preview] No.1033192 del


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:35 [Preview] No.1033195 del
How does he do it


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:35 [Preview] No.1033196 del
>>1033195
Keeps me awake at night.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:36 [Preview] No.1033197 del
>>1033195
No one knows.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:38 [Preview] No.1033199 del
shiban has been turned evil. might have to abandon site later


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:39 [Preview] No.1033200 del
tiffo update
>had foid rental inspection


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:39 [Preview] No.1033201 del
>>1033199
You have nowhere to go neet. Your home is the crab bucket.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:40 [Preview] No.1033203 del
>>1033200
Did he find the Kayak after the incident?


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:41 [Preview] No.1033204 del
>>1033201
Never forget, the show must go on!


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:41 [Preview] No.1033205 del
>>1033164
Also Daniel Assange published his first scientific paper at age 16, on possum genetics: https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC1899125/


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:42 [Preview] No.1033206 del
>>1033200
Is this what he was emailing webby about? Needed webby's expertise on cleanliness?


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:43 [Preview] No.1033207 del
>>1033205
Spooky.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:44 [Preview] No.1033208 del
>>1033206
When you got a tough cleaning job, Weber can always help.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:47 [Preview] No.1033210 del
>>1033208
He would just subcontract it to bill, and nothing would happen for 2 years.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:52 [Preview] No.1033213 del
>>1033203
>what the fuck?
>What incident and its a canoe and it wasnt lost. What has he been on?

>>1033206
idk some secret spook outpost shit i guess


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:53 [Preview] No.1033214 del
>>1033213
I was told it floated away >>1030681


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:57 [Preview] No.1033215 del
Yes I am wise, but it's wisdom from the pain.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:02 [Preview] No.1033216 del
>>1033199
Cant believe he's on the based one's side. Probably on tiff's email list.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:02 [Preview] No.1033217 del
>>1033215
Pain from big poos?


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:09 [Preview] No.1033218 del
>>1033217
Blocked up more like it.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:12 [Preview] No.1033219 del
>>1033217
Yes I gaped it twice, and it left a stain.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:12 [Preview] No.1033220 del
Chest pain, rip


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:13 [Preview] No.1033221 del
>>1033218
>IKTF
rn


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:14 [Preview] No.1033222 del
i need a girlfriend to fuck this is bullshit. i haven't cum in a woman since like forever


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:14 [Preview] No.1033223 del
>>1033220
Sleep tight NEET.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:14 [Preview] No.1033224 del
if you see shiban on call him smelly because he wont let me upgrade the site anymore


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:15 [Preview] No.1033225 del
>>1033222
Thank you Wizzy.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:15 [Preview] No.1033226 del
>>1033220
It's over. RIP NEET


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:15 [Preview] No.1033227 del
>>1033224
Get a stick and hit the server.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:19 [Preview] No.1033228 del
It was disrespectful not to use Shiban's thread.
This one is not good.
brown noser


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:25 [Preview] No.1033229 del
>>1033228
All lot of good things fall into the gape.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:26 [Preview] No.1033230 del
>>1033220
go to hospital neet, or at least call the nurse on call line


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:29 [Preview] No.1033231 del
><Shiban_The_Khan_> now that you insulted me and deleted the thread how do you expect me to support new features you came up with?
>[20:18] <Shiban_The_Khan_> isn't really diplomatic is it
>[20:28] <zesty> hahaha but it is australian
>[20:28] <zesty> have a sook carnt
lmfao


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:30 [Preview] No.1033232 del
>>1033227
It's the best way.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:33 [Preview] No.1033233 del
>>1033231
It's the best way.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:34 [Preview] No.1033234 del
Zesty, Shibs is our patron here you need to treat him with respect.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:36 [Preview] No.1033235 del
>>1033234
We may need a second in command board volunteer to complement zesty's zest. Someone who can say sorry to shibs a lot.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:43 [Preview] No.1033236 del
>>1033234
Zesty is our most retarded BO yet.
yeah its funny lmao


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:44 [Preview] No.1033237 del
Watching the ninja learning network on youtube. It's like abc kids except for middle aged autists who still think they're going to be ninja assassins one day.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:44 [Preview] No.1033238 del
We need Tiff. He should be 2iC


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:45 [Preview] No.1033239 del
>>1033236
He's the only neet who was willing to be BO so please be respectful.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:45 [Preview] No.1033240 del
>>1033237
I watched a python vid like that.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:46 [Preview] No.1033241 del
>>1033239
Oh. So I need to kiss arse to the catboy when he's doing another mong and going to delete half the board again when he realises shibs has the bigger wand?


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:46 [Preview] No.1033242 del
Had to deal with a knife wielding ninja this morning, police would have just shot him, nobody has time for another police shooting.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:47 [Preview] No.1033243 del
>>1033239
Yes I agree.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:47 [Preview] No.1033244 del
>>1033237
Do you learn self offense?


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:47 [Preview] No.1033245 del
>>1033238
Someone should visit TiffRS HQ


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:47 [Preview] No.1033246 del
>>1033241
>shibs has the bigger wand
We will need a tape measure.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:48 [Preview] No.1033247 del
>>1033242
Well done.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:48 [Preview] No.1033248 del
>>1033237
You are doing well NEET.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:48 [Preview] No.1033249 del
>>1033246
And a microscope.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:48 [Preview] No.1033250 del
>>1033242
Go on...


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:49 [Preview] No.1033251 del
>>1033240
I played with my python before.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:49 [Preview] No.1033252 del
>>1033251
Did c+ come out?


NEET Board owner 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:50 [Preview] No.1033253 del
>>1033241
>delete half the board again
hey, that was another guy


NEET Board owner 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:52 [Preview] No.1033254 del
hey shiban remember that time i got drunk and turned my vpn on and blamed you saying you banned me? yeah its like that again


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:52 [Preview] No.1033255 del
>>1033252
Only C#


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:53 [Preview] No.1033256 del
Ffs. Its gone to his head again.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:53 [Preview] No.1033257 del
Good night NEETs.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:55 [Preview] No.1033258 del
>>1033257
Good Nike Pidgey. xx


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:56 [Preview] No.1033259 del
Having újházi tyúkhúsleves and pogácsa for lunch.

>>1033254
>remember
Not really, no.

>>1033257
Night fella.
What makes a pidge Nike?


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:56 [Preview] No.1033260 del
>>1033259
>Having újházi tyúkhúsleves and pogácsa


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:57 [Preview] No.1033261 del
>Újházi tyúkhúsleves is a rich, traditional Hungarian chicken soup named after the 19th-century actor Ede Újházi, traditionally served alongside savory Hungarian scones called pogácsa


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:58 [Preview] No.1033262 del
I want a traditional Hungarian scone.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 10:58 [Preview] No.1033263 del
>>1033256
oh cmon mate only having a laugh


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 11:01 [Preview] No.1033264 del
>>1033262
Weber gets them from Bakers Delight.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 11:02 [Preview] No.1033265 del
>>1033264
I can imagine someone baking them.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 11:06 [Preview] No.1033266 del
GN


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 11:06 [Preview] No.1033267 del
>>1033266
Pucker that thing up. I need it ready by the time I get in.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 11:08 [Preview] No.1033268 del


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 11:10 [Preview] No.1033269 del
>>1033266
Night fella.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 11:26 [Preview] No.1033270 del
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Need to go to bed, suddenly not tired.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 11:37 [Preview] No.1033271 del
>>1033270
>tfw tomorrow


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 11:39 [Preview] No.1033272 del
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It took me 35 years to realise that in the movie Double Impact Jean Claude Van Damme plays both brothers. God I'm retarded. Face blind autist.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 11:40 [Preview] No.1033273 del
>>1033270
You need a winding down routine for bedtime. Do things that calm you down, take things slow.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 11:41 [Preview] No.1033274 del
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NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 11:44 [Preview] No.1033275 del
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Dinner time.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 11:45 [Preview] No.1033276 del
>>1033275
Bon appetite.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 11:52 [Preview] No.1033277 del
>>1033275
Looks great NEET.
I had asparagus last week. It is in season.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 12:16 [Preview] No.1033278 del
>>1033250
Durgo finished with the barbie and decided to be an urban samurai, scared people with the partial arts. Sent him home before he did anything irreversibly stupid.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 12:17 [Preview] No.1033279 del
>>1033275
Outstanding work neet


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 16:40 [Preview] No.1033280 del
awak


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NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 19:10 [Preview] No.1033282 del
need more sleep


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 19:10 [Preview] No.1033283 del
>>1033259
It's not clear in the video but in other videos you can see the Nike tick (☑️) logo (white feather looks like the tick)


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 19:11 [Preview] No.1033284 del
>>1033283
I see. Thanks.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 19:12 [Preview] No.1033285 del
>>1033281
Thicc.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 19:42 [Preview] No.1033286 del
Cruisey I am looking forward to BSides


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 20:02 [Preview] No.1033287 del


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 20:42 [Preview] No.1033288 del
>>1033266
Night m8


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NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 21:00 [Preview] No.1033291 del
>>1033275
Veal steak?


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NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 21:25 [Preview] No.1033293 del
The Fat Orange Monster is furious
>Days After Press Ban, White House Launches ‘Trump TV’ — A 24/7 Clip Show
https://www.washingtonsun.com/trump-white-house/white-house-announces-trump-tv?redirected=notus_org


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 21:34 [Preview] No.1033294 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 21:36 [Preview] No.1033295 del
Any big plans in the city today?


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 21:59 [Preview] No.1033296 del
Had a dream that pidge was a terrible burn victim and he scared me or whatever. he like wore a mask and when i found out his face was scarred he became hostile. this is why i dont watch horror, but then again i really want to watch resident evil in cinema because the director is fantastic.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 22:03 [Preview] No.1033297 del
>>1033295
Corn chips are no place for a mighty warrior


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 22:03 [Preview] No.1033298 del
>>1033293
24 hour sitcom


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 22:09 [Preview] No.1033299 del
>>1033296
>Had a dream that pidge was a terrible burn victim
God I hope he's okay.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 22:24 [Preview] No.1033300 del
having cobvee


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 22:29 [Preview] No.1033301 del
Cruisey packing my suitcase is tiring.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 22:31 [Preview] No.1033302 del
finished cobfee and dont have enouther :(


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 22:38 [Preview] No.1033303 del
The situation is under control.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 22:42 [Preview] No.1033304 del
>>1033303
He is stuck looking like that now Clavicular is in gaol for child rape and looksmaxxing is over.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 22:56 [Preview] No.1033305 del
>>1033301
>my suitcase
You used to live right there.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 22:56 [Preview] No.1033306 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 22:58 [Preview] No.1033307 del
morning lads


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 22:58 [Preview] No.1033308 del
Mornibg


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 23:00 [Preview] No.1033309 del
>>1033304
all that work and he still had to use roofies to score some pussy


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 23:04 [Preview] No.1033310 del
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NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 23:09 [Preview] No.1033311 del
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>muh 1 PabstBlueRibbon


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 23:09 [Preview] No.1033312 del
>>1033309
It is all bullshit. The usual regret after she realised he'd pumped and dumped her.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 23:10 [Preview] No.1033313 del
>>1033312
She probably got pissed off he took longer in the bathroom than she did.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 23:10 [Preview] No.1033314 del
>>1033305
Not today, whizzing through the air later this arvo


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 23:10 [Preview] No.1033315 del


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 23:11 [Preview] No.1033316 del


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 23:11 [Preview] No.1033317 del
>>1033314
Look out for Webby at the conference.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 23:13 [Preview] No.1033318 del
>>1033314
Business class?


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 23:15 [Preview] No.1033319 del
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>ROFLMAO


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 23:15 [Preview] No.1033320 del
>>1033317
We could wink at each other.

>>1033318
Economy, small plane only option available. I have heard it is going to be loud


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 23:16 [Preview] No.1033321 del
>>1033320
Are you flying in a prop plane from a small town?


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 23:18 [Preview] No.1033322 del
>>1033321
It's a twin turbo plane, holds up to 30 people I believe. I am going to put on my autismo noise cancelling headphones as it whizzes.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 23:19 [Preview] No.1033323 del
>>1033309
>>1033304
If theyre old enough for plastic surgery


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 23:22 [Preview] No.1033324 del
>>1033319
Pepe saved. Thank you.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 23:23 [Preview] No.1033325 del
>>1033310
Im having a coffee
Are you saying its jewish?
Nestle was propped up by ww2. Probably jewish.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 23:24 [Preview] No.1033326 del
>>1033322
I hope you have a safe trip NEET.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 23:25 [Preview] No.1033327 del
>>1033326
Thank you.


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 23:29 [Preview] No.1033328 del
Severely woed


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 23:34 [Preview] No.1033329 del
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>‘We Hacked the FBI:’ Hackers Say They Have Data on All FBI Employees
https://www.404media.co/we-hacked-the-fbi-hackers-say-they-have-data-on-all-fbi-employees/


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 23:42 [Preview] No.1033330 del
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>>1033329
>Glownigger tier retarded shit


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 23:50 [Preview] No.1033331 del
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>use USA servers, follow USA rules


NEET 09/22/2026 (Tue) 23:58 [Preview] No.1033332 del
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>$hit posting from the "bunker" because I know "paprika" & "thyme" get their panties in a twist...lol


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 00:09 [Preview] No.1033333 del
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NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 00:16 [Preview] No.1033334 del
Can't help it. Keep thinking about those sara lee apple and custard pies at woolies. They are like a twin pack of fairy tale princesses held against their will in the bakery section at woolies, and I am the handsome prince that is going to go rescue them.


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>>1033334
Wish me good fortune neets, I'm going on a quest to rescue them.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 00:22 [Preview] No.1033336 del
>>1033333
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 00:22 [Preview] No.1033337 del
>>1033334
>>1033335
Good luck NEET. Get some dollop cream to go with them.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 00:24 [Preview] No.1033338 del
>>1033334
It's a trap neet.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 00:25 [Preview] No.1033339 del
>>1033334
The Knight of Pies and custard.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 00:26 [Preview] No.1033340 del
Ser Boardo the Wide.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 00:28 [Preview] No.1033341 del
>>1033333
Thank you Dan. Your hard work shows your true dedication to the NEETs.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 00:28 [Preview] No.1033342 del
>>1033334
Good luck NEET.


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NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 00:31 [Preview] No.1033344 del
>>1033343
That's all too expensive for a humble NEET.


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NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 00:33 [Preview] No.1033346 del
>>1033340
There was actually a king called Charles the Fat https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_the_Fat


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 00:34 [Preview] No.1033347 del
>>1033344
I bought beef mince from the butchers for $16 a kilo the other day


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 00:34 [Preview] No.1033348 del
>>1033296
Would like to see that too.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 00:35 [Preview] No.1033349 del
>>1033346
We have been suffering the normies' bullying for centuries. Millennia probably.
Uprising when?


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 00:35 [Preview] No.1033350 del
>>1033347
That is a good price if it is the type with 10% fat or less.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 00:39 [Preview] No.1033351 del
Lizbef APM chock full of niggers this morning.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 00:41 [Preview] No.1033352 del
>>1033351
Did you get dressed up?


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 00:43 [Preview] No.1033353 del
>>1033352
Reasonably. Shaved and showered too.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 00:47 [Preview] No.1033354 del
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>>1033296
>pidge was a terrible burn victim
They rebuilt him, made him better, faster, stronger. He is now more machine than man but inside he is still all pidge.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 00:48 [Preview] No.1033355 del
>>1033351
You need to become a cybersecurity influencer and streamer. Rise above the jsp slavery.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 00:49 [Preview] No.1033356 del
>>1033355
His trademark wink would lock me in as a subscriber.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 00:54 [Preview] No.1033357 del
That reminds me that I need to work on my bluetooth scanner again and learn more about the bluetooth enabled surveillance pigeons I detected in the park earlier this year. Definitely a project for this week.
Remember neets - if it flies, it spies.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 00:57 [Preview] No.1033358 del
>>1033357
I am willing to believe it.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 00:59 [Preview] No.1033359 del
>>1033357
I am NOT willing to believe it.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 01:01 [Preview] No.1033360 del
>>1033358
>>1033359
The bluetooth low energy signals in the middle of an empty park were real. I can't yet prove it was spy pidges, but I will.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 01:06 [Preview] No.1033361 del
>>1033360
Be careful neet, they are watching.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 01:11 [Preview] No.1033362 del
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>>1033295
Yeah. Leave.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 01:47 [Preview] No.1033363 del
>>1033360
You need to lure one into a foil-lined box trap.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 01:52 [Preview] No.1033364 del
>>1033360
One time I got on a plane to tasmania or coming back from there and my phone literally started charging on it's own. I showed the flight attendent and he laughed ???
Sometimes spooky shit happens and I blame pidge


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 02:02 [Preview] No.1033365 del
>>1033362
You have a good routine going. Next stop, hospital?


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 02:12 [Preview] No.1033366 del
>>1033364
It might have been your vril was so overflowing it started charging devices around you. That has happened to Monk on occasion.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 02:17 [Preview] No.1033367 del
I hope Weber's appointment went well.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 02:19 [Preview] No.1033368 del
home
having a cider
was 45 minutes late being summoned at APM
was interviewed by the Workforce Australia Business Development Manager who went absolutely spastic after seeing my resume
didn't even have to say anything, he was all "we can't place you anywhere, you'll quit after a week" and "nobody we have is going to pay your kind of salary"
slimy arab of some sort
the way he spoke to other people when I was waiting to be called was horrific
he made an interview for some girl on the phone without consulting her and when she said she had a dentist appointment at that day and time he tried to harangue her into changing it rather than shifting the arbitrary interview time he had arranged


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 02:27 [Preview] No.1033369 del
he and the woman sitting next to him taking notes would also shit talk half the people they interviewed after they walked off
about appearance and not being enthusiastic mostly


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 02:29 [Preview] No.1033370 del
>>1033368
>>1033369
Those APM wagies sound awful.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 02:31 [Preview] No.1033371 del
>>1033370
the normal staff (the two I saw previously for 3 minutes each) didn't even acknowledge me when they walked past this morning
the two I saw today appear to be based out of another APM storefront down south and only come to Lizbef once a fortnight to interview and place 'job ready' people that have done all the other stuff like resume creation or got a certficate in putting their socks and shoes on or something


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 02:34 [Preview] No.1033372 del
Oh the timing of this is ominous
>New myGov Inbox message (3 minutes ago)


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 02:36 [Preview] No.1033373 del
>>1033370
Also one young girl they talked to brought her boyfriend in (who followed her to their desk lol) and the camel jockey tried to convince him to switch to APM from the provider he was with


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 02:39 [Preview] No.1033374 del
could have been at BSides introducing the other CyberNOOT to a veritable who's who and showing him how to milk free steak dinners out of Google et al each night


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 02:41 [Preview] No.1033375 del
>>1033372
Cenno wanting me to update my bank details even though they haven't changed.
Haven't as yet got a new appointment message from Workforce/APM, so Yasser Arafat didn't book one in. Probably didn't tick off today's attendance either.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 02:42 [Preview] No.1033376 del
>>1033368
>45 minutes late
That is unacceptable.
It sounds awful there.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 02:43 [Preview] No.1033377 del
>>1033371
>got a certficate in putting their socks and shoes on
I hope they don't know that the Bat does yours for you.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 02:45 [Preview] No.1033378 del
>>1033376
It is. Like I posted after my first visit, there's no receptionist or sign-in, you're dependant on some fag with a post-it note coming out and taking CRN numbers once every 30 minutes if you're lucky
the waiting area is frequently maxed out in term of available chairs and some of the druggie types are on the phone to their mates, so of whom come into the area to talk and carry on


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 02:47 [Preview] No.1033379 del
>>1033377
She did them up... until last Sunday:
>>>/bb/232184
>>>/bb/232266


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NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 02:52 [Preview] No.1033381 del
Gorged myself on roast pork, crackling and gravy I bought from coles. Worth it though.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 02:52 [Preview] No.1033382 del
>>1033380
Lovely.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 02:53 [Preview] No.1033383 del
>>1033368
Record him and put it on Facebook as a remix


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 02:54 [Preview] No.1033384 del
>>1033378
>some of the druggie types are on the phone to their mates, so of whom come into the area to talk and carry on
I don't hold it against them. A bit of support from friends is good in those sort of situations. Eases the suffering.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 02:55 [Preview] No.1033385 del
>>1033381
Did you buy the pre-cooked from the warmer?


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 02:57 [Preview] No.1033386 del
>>1033356
Webby's branding will be as a drunken cynical bigoted security expert who will say all sorts of offensive things on livestream, commenting on current events and reviewing other people's youtube videos while drinking. At subscriber milestones he will down entire bottles of liquor or commit racist acts of hate speech that violate australian laws.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 02:57 [Preview] No.1033387 del
>>1033381
I haven't been brave enough to try one of their bag roasts yet. It would piss me off to get it home and find it was 70% fat cap.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 02:58 [Preview] No.1033388 del
>>1033386
It's not clear from your post whether this is good or bad?


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 02:59 [Preview] No.1033389 del
>>1033385
Yes, it was actually better than the roasts I'd done myself in the past. The crackling was so good I had to stop at half the roast and tore the rest off and threw it in the bin to stop myself from bingeing on it. I will use the rest of the meat with baked beans to make feedpacks and freeze them.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:00 [Preview] No.1033390 del
>>1033387
Stuff they cook at the stores varies a lot from place to place, you just have to try your luck, this one was ok.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:00 [Preview] No.1033391 del
>>1033368
Sounds like it was a complete waste of time.


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>>1033389
>tore the rest off and threw it in the bin


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:02 [Preview] No.1033393 del
>>1033392
crackling is unhealthy neet


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:02 [Preview] No.1033394 del
>>1033389
>and threw it in the bin to stop myself from bingeing on it
are you for real a retart ?


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:03 [Preview] No.1033395 del
>>1033386
That's just day one.

>>1033388
I think it is a good.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:03 [Preview] No.1033396 del
>>1033389
When I throw something in the bin to stop me from eating more of it I also give it a dose of fly spray so I won't be tempted to go into the bin for it later.
I learned that from experience. The shame, the shame. The shame.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:03 [Preview] No.1033397 del
>>1033391
the purpose of a system is what it does


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:03 [Preview] No.1033398 del
>>1033393
Its delicious though. We need to get what pleasures we can from this existence.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:05 [Preview] No.1033399 del
>>1033393
depends on your macros
if you're doing 66% fat/33% protein it is a perfectly valid meal
if you're eating carbs, probably not


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:05 [Preview] No.1033400 del
They will all know that he left them a one star review. It turned them against him.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:05 [Preview] No.1033401 del
I don't think I even have macros.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:06 [Preview] No.1033402 del
their is also no actual medical science link between dietary fat and heart disease, just bs pushed by big grain and big sugar


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:06 [Preview] No.1033403 del
>>1033402
>big grain and big sugar
My exact body type.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:07 [Preview] No.1033404 del
>>1033400
it should have made bella and imogen wet tho


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:08 [Preview] No.1033405 del
I also get the impression Bella is a bit of a dumb dumb, because one guy the camel jockey saw hadn't even created a resume, bella just assigned him, and CJ was having a lil menty b about it


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:10 [Preview] No.1033406 del
>>1033396
>The shame, the shame. The shame.
The stigma is gone.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:10 [Preview] No.1033407 del
also talking about nig in the third person
"I can't send him anywhere if he doesn't have a resume"
"he doesn't even speak English"


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:11 [Preview] No.1033408 del
>>1033406
I wish that it was. Oh woe woe woe.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:13 [Preview] No.1033409 del
>>1033396
the fly sprays based on pyrethrin are probably still safe to eat
it'll just taste like a pine forest


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:14 [Preview] No.1033410 del
>>1033396
Run it under hot water for 20 seconds and it will be good to go.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:14 [Preview] No.1033411 del
>>1033407
This slimey racist arab fuck doesn't appreciate the strengths and diversity that niggers bring to our country. How typical.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:16 [Preview] No.1033412 del
>>1033409
>it'll just taste like a pine forest
That's what Cruisey said to the tugger when he tried to convince her to give the bare blowjob instead of covered.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:26 [Preview] No.1033413 del
Police rocked up demanding to know about the neibourhood ninja.
Classic exchange, another fridge magnet witness statement, case closed.


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NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:28 [Preview] No.1033415 del
>>1033413
Did you snitch on him NEET?


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:31 [Preview] No.1033416 del
>>1033415
I bet he did. Brown noser and boot licker [100% emjoi]


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:32 [Preview] No.1033417 del
>>1033416
>100% emjoi
My exact body type.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:33 [Preview] No.1033418 del
>>1033413
Calm down


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:34 [Preview] No.1033419 del
>>1033365
You know me too well, StalkerNEET.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:40 [Preview] No.1033420 del
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-09-23/sa-police-update-on-gus-lamont-disappearance-case/107183430
>SA government offers $1 million reward for information about Gus Lamont
cue 10,000 emails all saying "the tranny granny did it, duh"


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:47 [Preview] No.1033421 del
>>1033420
The real mystery is what the tranny did with the body.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:49 [Preview] No.1033422 del
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Whats that stuff on top the building, 5G?


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:50 [Preview] No.1033423 del
>>1033422
Ask security when the times comes.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:51 [Preview] No.1033424 del
>>1033421
probably hidden in plain sight initially
then steamrolled/woodchippered/whatevered after the plods have gone home


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:52 [Preview] No.1033425 del


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:54 [Preview] No.1033426 del
Got a shift from 4-8pm tonight. On the brink of acquiring a new wage starting Monday, thankfully I was dealing with a Maori woman instead of a filipino jungle monkey at this agency I interviewed at yesterday. Gonna get wicked gooned tonight i reckon


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:55 [Preview] No.1033427 del
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>>1033422
Spy pidge control network. If it flies, it spies.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:56 [Preview] No.1033428 del
>>1033427
Sigeon pex????


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 03:56 [Preview] No.1033429 del
Lol just checked the app and apparently the shift is 2-6... whoopsies


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 04:00 [Preview] No.1033430 del
>>1033351
>chock full of niggers
They are our country's greatest strength. Bringing much needed vibrancy and economic growth. Our entire future.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 04:06 [Preview] No.1033431 del
>>1033429
that's now, you boong
unless you mean 2am to 6am


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 04:16 [Preview] No.1033432 del
SECURITY IS ON TO ME. I REPEAT, SECURITY NIGGERS ARE ON. TO. ME.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 04:18 [Preview] No.1033433 del
>>1033429
Get your fucking shit together lest ye be sleeping at bus shelters you bitch ass nigga with tiny willy...


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 04:18 [Preview] No.1033434 del
>>1033432
make them look left quickly


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 04:19 [Preview] No.1033435 del
It is somewhat amazing there are more workshops in Shitbourne than Monk has yet worked at.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 04:20 [Preview] No.1033436 del
>>1033435
>workshops
*warehouses


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 04:26 [Preview] No.1033437 del
>>1033335
Had lunch with the apple berry and custard sisters. Not worth it. They were both mushy and tasteless, not the fresh and delicious experience I expected. Maybe it would've been a better experience if I'd warmed them up first, but I am always too eager to satisfy myself for that.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 04:32 [Preview] No.1033438 del
>>1033429
You were made for better things. Onwards and upwards.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 04:36 [Preview] No.1033439 del
I treat objects like women


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 04:38 [Preview] No.1033440 del
>Toy sales among adult-only households have now outpaced households with children for toy sales, growing 16% through June, according to a market research group.


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NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 04:44 [Preview] No.1033442 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NJOJTsmJLLA [Embed]


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 04:45 [Preview] No.1033443 del
>>1033442
he didn't say 'look in the bag' or do a bicycle kick once


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 04:49 [Preview] No.1033444 del
>>1033441
Pussy destroyer five, standing by!


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 04:53 [Preview] No.1033445 del
>>1033366
kek. it's cool unironically though


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 04:56 [Preview] No.1033446 del
>>1033366
>vril
Too many jack off sessions with too many hetro jack off bros. The crystals glow so brightly the vril overflows.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 04:59 [Preview] No.1033447 del
Fuck me swinging from a rope there are some sexy nurses here. Could never do it though, I'd pass out seeing blood.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 05:08 [Preview] No.1033448 del
>>1033426
Good luck with the new wage.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 05:09 [Preview] No.1033449 del
>>1033448
he already fucked it


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 05:13 [Preview] No.1033450 del
opened the lark 'rare seppeltsfield ii' and made an old fashioned
>Bold Tasmanian Single Malt layered with plum cake, roasted nuts, and fudge
taste none of that
called seppeltsfield because i think they used some casks from the seppeltsfield winery in the barossa best a


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 05:14 [Preview] No.1033451 del
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masturbatory wank


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 05:20 [Preview] No.1033452 del
>>1033437
Better off making your own apple pie or sourcing one from a bakery now of days.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 05:39 [Preview] No.1033453 del
I've had to close the window. I felt menaced by the bees.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 05:40 [Preview] No.1033454 del
>>1033453
just say hello to them
give one a *gentle* pat


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 05:40 [Preview] No.1033455 del
>>1033453
You should make friends with them.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 05:54 [Preview] No.1033456 del
>>1033435
Monk's been doing this since before the pandemic - at least 7 or 8 years now? He loses a new job every week or so. Surely by now he's run out of places to work or run out of liver.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 05:59 [Preview] No.1033457 del
>>1033456
Probably. He never replies to posts, so who knows?


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:00 [Preview] No.1033458 del
Cruisey the baggage drop area, security, and place I got my salad were very busy and it was stressful.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:01 [Preview] No.1033459 del
>>1033426
Sounds do-able.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:01 [Preview] No.1033460 del
>>1033429
Monk? Yes!


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:02 [Preview] No.1033461 del
>>1033451
You will love it!


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:03 [Preview] No.1033462 del
>>1033454
👆💯


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:03 [Preview] No.1033463 del
>>1033458
>salad
not going to make the next three days


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:04 [Preview] No.1033464 del
>>1033463
I will thrive!


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:05 [Preview] No.1033465 del
Monk NAB needs you!


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:06 [Preview] No.1033466 del
>>1033448
>>1033449
He needs a construction industry job where he can hang out with proper aussie blokes in fluros outside all day, not pajeets in warehouses.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:06 [Preview] No.1033467 del
Well done Monk the app is now working.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:12 [Preview] No.1033468 del
>>1033466
Monk will get there one day.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:18 [Preview] No.1033469 del
>>1033468
His old man had a trade (plumber?) didn't he?


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:26 [Preview] No.1033470 del
>>1033466
>proper aussie blokes in fluros
They will get him back on the meth.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:26 [Preview] No.1033471 del
>>1033456
I had a real job all through covid


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:26 [Preview] No.1033472 del
Potato salad for dinner


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:28 [Preview] No.1033473 del
>>1033471
You were thriving. Legendary Cas visits.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:28 [Preview] No.1033474 del
>>1033472
With potato?


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:32 [Preview] No.1033475 del
>>1033473
I still kind of miss those times even though I was clearly depressed. I was hopeful of the future back then.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:34 [Preview] No.1033476 del
>>1033475
You had the Venetians too.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:34 [Preview] No.1033477 del
Woe Angry died.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:34 [Preview] No.1033478 del
>>1033474
Fuck off and die Sheboong you fucking faggot.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:35 [Preview] No.1033479 del
>>1033478
I'm not your dad to get attention by acting out.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:36 [Preview] No.1033480 del
>>1033479
*get attention from me


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:37 [Preview] No.1033481 del
Someone didn't eat their salad.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:41 [Preview] No.1033482 del


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:42 [Preview] No.1033483 del
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>>1033473
>Legendary Cas visits


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:42 [Preview] No.1033484 del
got 3 pieces of origial recipe, 10 nuggers, popcorn chicken, chips, coleslaw, dinner roll and solo for a snack


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:43 [Preview] No.1033485 del
>>1033484
I'll have the popcoin chicken and the chippies. Thanks m8.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:43 [Preview] No.1033486 del
>>1033483
His comment about Indians was legendary.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:46 [Preview] No.1033487 del
angery andersong died


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:49 [Preview] No.1033488 del
>>1033287
>training AI with AI is a bad idea because AI makes mistakes, hallucinate, generate stupid texts, malformed pictures
Luckily humanity is devoid all of these.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:50 [Preview] No.1033489 del
>>1033484
And I'll have the 3 pieces thanks.


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>>1033484
I call dibs on the chicken skin


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:51 [Preview] No.1033491 del
>>1033487
He's with Helen now.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:54 [Preview] No.1033492 del
Cruisey boarding should happen soon.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 06:57 [Preview] No.1033493 del
>>1033343
What is that 1%?

>>1033346
When you realize "Great" didn't mean strength of character but volume...


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 07:00 [Preview] No.1033494 del
>>1033493
I would guess some type of salt, spice, herb and/or chemical additive.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 07:19 [Preview] No.1033495 del
>>1033493
Listening to the karate kids. If my legs weren't so fucked I'd give Thai Mong Dope a try.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 07:57 [Preview] No.1033496 del
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Welp, no medium rare veal steak and charred asparagus for me tonight.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 08:06 [Preview] No.1033497 del
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>>1033496
Pretentious yoga faggits get the royal salute.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 08:46 [Preview] No.1033498 del
cooking spagetti spesh. youse should know by now the recipe


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 08:48 [Preview] No.1033499 del
no money for goon. it's over.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 08:52 [Preview] No.1033500 del
No goon tonight. Feeling shakey, not good. Better now then later


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 08:55 [Preview] No.1033501 del
Marco


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 08:56 [Preview] No.1033502 del
>>1033498
A rich bowl of olives and cheese!


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 09:00 [Preview] No.1033503 del


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 09:01 [Preview] No.1033504 del
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NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 09:03 [Preview] No.1033505 del
Despairing over my inability to do anything useful. Thinking of just packing it in and trying again tomorrow.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 09:05 [Preview] No.1033506 del


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 09:09 [Preview] No.1033507 del
>>1033504
They could have given you a lift.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 09:13 [Preview] No.1033508 del
>>1033505
You deserve to rest NEET


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 09:23 [Preview] No.1033509 del
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We'll have one last go at Instant Millionaire tonight neets - at our last point in the story we were trying to give away $1000 bills at a shopping centre, and everyone was just ignoring us. So we'll try and pick someone and walk up to them:

>"No one will believe me if I just stand here waving money in the air," you tell yourself. 'I'lll pick out some likely looking prospects and go up and talk to them."
>You stand and watch the people pass by for a moment. You see a teenager looking at watches in the window of a drugstore.
>You see a young mother arguing with her five-year-old daughter about which direc- tion to take. And you see a well-dressed, middle-aged man walking aimlessly, obviously just window-shopping.
>Surely, one of these three people will gladly take some free money from you and start you on your way to getting rid of the million dollars. But which one?

>Do you choose the teenager? Turn to PAGE 28.
>Do you choose the young mother? Turn to PAGE 48.
>Do you choose the middle-aged man? Turn to PAGE 68.


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NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 09:24 [Preview] No.1033511 del
>>1033509
Choose the middle-aged man. It might be Webby on his way back from the job centre appointment.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 09:28 [Preview] No.1033512 del
>>1033509
Go with Webby.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 09:38 [Preview] No.1033513 del
>>1033509
Middle-aged man.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 09:40 [Preview] No.1033514 del
>>1033497
What if you get moved on?


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 09:42 [Preview] No.1033515 del
Cruisey I have made it safely to the Hotel.


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>>1033513
>>1033512
>>1033511

>"What are you selling?" the man asks as you walk up and say hello. He's wearing a light-blue suit that fits a bit too snugly around his large waist. He squints down at you as if he has trouble with his eyes.
>"I hope you'll believe me," you begin timidly. "I'm not selling anything. I'd like to give you this thousand dollar bill. It's absolutely free. Please take it."
>The man takes the bill from you. He holds it up close to his face and squints at it for a long time. "Good detail," he says finally. He hands it back to you.
>"What?" you ask.
>What is he talking about?
>"Not a bad job, actually," the man says, searching in his jacket pocket for something. "It's really one of the best bills I've seen. But the background is a bit murky. Here take a look at one of mine."
>He hands you a thousand dollar bill. Is he saying that your money is counterfeit?


>Go on to PAGE 69.
Uh oh neets, this doesn't look good...


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 09:44 [Preview] No.1033517 del
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>>1033516

>"See? I use a higher grade ink than you do," he says with pride. "It makes the background come up sharper."
>You stare in disbelief at the phony bill in your hand.
>"You can keep that one." the man says. He walks off and disappears into a store.
>"He can't be right!" you tell yourself.
>"My money can't be counterfeit!"
>You put his bill in your pocket and take out one of yours. You examine it carefully.
>First the front, then the back.
>On the back of the bill, at the bottom, in tiny, tiny type, you read the words: "Otto Quincy Vandermint Practical Joke Com pany."
>What a hilarious joke!!
>So why aren't you laughing?
>THE END
The whole fucking book our money was counterfeit!
We might go back a few pages and try again, picking either the teenagers or the young mother to see what happens.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 09:47 [Preview] No.1033518 del
>>1033517
>why aren't you laughing
But I do.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 09:49 [Preview] No.1033519 del
Cold and wet but the bins are out.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 09:51 [Preview] No.1033520 del
>>1033517
It's over we was robbed.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 09:51 [Preview] No.1033521 del
Woke up feeling like a million dollars but when I told webby about my feeling he said they were counterfeit.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 09:52 [Preview] No.1033522 del
>>1033517
The author fucked us.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 09:53 [Preview] No.1033523 del
>>1033515
Get on the apps. Look for a hookup.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 09:54 [Preview] No.1033524 del
It is bin day tomorrow Weber. Bins out for the lads.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 09:54 [Preview] No.1033525 del
>https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cqgk52ln68xvo
>Child ketamine users getting bladder damage describe 'peeing a jellyfish'
Cruisey I want some ketamine! I want to pee out a jellyfish too!


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 09:55 [Preview] No.1033526 del
nads out for the lads


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 09:55 [Preview] No.1033527 del
>>1033521
Were you about to call him an asshole?


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 09:56 [Preview] No.1033528 del
>>1033525
>jelly
*puffer


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 10:01 [Preview] No.1033529 del
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>>1033509
We'll try the teenager this time:

>The teenager staring at the watches turns around as you walk up to him. He's tall and thin, with short red hair. He's wearing a T-shirt that says "Give Me Air."
>You decide to get right to the point. "I'm trying to give away some money," you tell him. "I'm not crazy or anything. I just have a lot of money to give away."
>The teenager stares at you for a moment.
>"I'm kinda busy," he says.
>"It'll only take a second," you tell him.
>"Just take some money from me."
>"Well ... if it'll make you happy," the guy says, grinning. "How about five dollars? Have you got a five?"
>"I was thinking of a slightly higher amount," you say.
>"You mean you want to give away ten dollars?'" the teenager asks. "Are you sure you're not crazy?"
>"How about a thousand dollars?" you ask, holding up a wad of bills. "Please. I'm serious. I'm giving you ten thousand dollars." You can't believe you have to plead with someone to take the money!
>The teenager just stares at you. He's trying to decide if you're serious or not. You hold the money up in front of his face.
>Will he take the money? Will he be your first success?
>Turn to PAGE 4.

Will this dumb shit take our $10k counterfeit bills? Only an idiot would not recognise the fake money right?


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 10:04 [Preview] No.1033530 del
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>>1033529
>"Okay. Hand it over," he says slowly. "I know this is a gag. But I'll bite."
>He takes the ten thousand dollar bills from your hand and examines the money carefully. "Okay. What's the joke?" he asks.
>"No joke," you tell him. "It's yours."
>"Hey Frank, whatcha doin'?" A boy in a sweatshirt and torn jeans comes over.
>"This kid just gave me ten thousand dollars," Frank says. "It even looks real!"
>"Hey, kid you got some more of that for me?" Frank's friend asks.
>"Sure," you say. "Here's ten thousand for you." Business is starting to pick up!
>"Hey this kid's giving away money!"
>Frank's friend yells to two other teenagers.
>They come running over. You dig into your pocket for more money.
>A few seconds later, a huge crowd has gathered around you. You're handing out the thousand dollar bills as fast as you can.
>But it isn't fast enough! Hands are grabbing at you. A fist fight breaks out. You hear a window smash, broken glass shattering against the floor. People are scuffling, pushing their way toward you.
>You've started a terrible, violent riot!
>Should you try to run away? or stay until you've given away every dollar you brought?

>Run? Turn to PAGE 9.
>Stay? Turn to PAGE 19.

Money is supposed to solve all our problems, but somehow it is only bringing suffering and misery to the world. What should we do neets?


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 10:07 [Preview] No.1033531 del
>>1033530
Stay and give it all away.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 10:09 [Preview] No.1033532 del
It's gonna be hilarious if people get killed or mutilated rioting over our counterfeit bills.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 10:11 [Preview] No.1033533 del
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>>1033530
a picture of the riot


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 10:14 [Preview] No.1033534 del
>>1033533
They're animals. We just helped to reveal their true natures. No dignity.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 10:17 [Preview] No.1033535 del
>>1033534
Nobody believed us back when we offered random people $1000. It's only when they saw the other piggies sticking their snouts in the trough that their instincts were triggered. Animals indeed.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 10:25 [Preview] No.1033536 del
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>>1033531
>'The money is all gone! It's all gone!" you scream as loudly as you can.
>But the fighting continues for several minutes more. It takes approaching police sirens to get the crowd to stop struggling.
>The sirens grow louder. The fighting stops.
>People quickly walk away, leaving you standing in front of the shattered windowglass of the store.
>You look around at the broken windows, empty display windows, and trash and rubble strewn all about the area.
>"Here's the person who started it, officer!" you hear a voice call. A tall policeman is walking quickly toward you.
>You realize that you have successfully given away half of the million dollars. But you don't care. This is the worst day of your life. And now you are about to be arrested.
>Can things get any worse?
>Turn to PAGE 27.

ONLY SUFFERING


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 10:26 [Preview] No.1033537 del
>>1033536
He should have run. His instincts are bad. ngmi


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 10:26 [Preview] No.1033538 del
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>>1033536
>Uncle Clyde shows up at the police station two hours later. "I would' ve been here sooner" he apologizes, "but I was watching a good movie on TV."
>The police officer explains to Uncle Clyde what happened at the mall. You're so embarrassed and ashamed, you wish you could slip through a crack in the floor. Here you are, halfway toward your goal of giving away the million dollars, and you've never felt more miserable."
>The phone rings. "This is probably the manager of the mall," the policeman says. "He's calling to say what the damages came to."
>The policeman talks on the phone for a few minutes. Then he hangs up and turns to you and your uncle. "The damages at the mall come to half a million dollars," he says sternly. He gives you a fierce, angry look.
>"Do you hear that? You have to pay half a million dollars in damages."
>"YAAAAAY!!!" you cry, jumping out of your seat.
>"I'M RICH! I'M RICH!! YAAAAAAAAY!"
>THE END

Wait until the police discover our money is all fake...
But I think that's about as good an ending as we're going to get. We might leave it there.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 10:27 [Preview] No.1033539 del
>>1033523
In bed watching Slow Horses, Season 6, Episode 2.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 10:30 [Preview] No.1033540 del
>>1033538
He should have tried to shift the blame to Uncle Clyde. That guy had been trolling us from the start.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 10:32 [Preview] No.1033541 del
>>1033539
>Daddy Issues
Hmmmm


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 10:33 [Preview] No.1033542 del
>>1033540
Clyde had an alibi, he was watching tv at home during the riot. He didn't even bother turning up at the police station until his movie was finished. He treats us like an annoying little shit because that's what we are. It's like having webby for an uncle.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 10:34 [Preview] No.1033543 del
>>1033542
Fuck Clyde he is a boomer shit.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 10:39 [Preview] No.1033544 del
>>1033429
You absolute mong


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 10:39 [Preview] No.1033545 del
>>1033541
It it a good title


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 10:41 [Preview] No.1033546 del
I feeel RL Stine doesn't give us enough real choices. He is better as a horror writer than a choose your own adventure writer.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 10:41 [Preview] No.1033547 del
>>1033477
RIP
One of the boys


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 11:00 [Preview] No.1033548 del
>>1033546
want some written porn instead? just ask for a prompt


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 11:02 [Preview] No.1033549 del
The Lighthouse Keeper's Wife

Mara had married the lighthouse keeper for the view, and the view that night was everything — rain lashing the glass, the beam sweeping the black water in slow, golden arcs. But it was the man who drew her eye across the kitchen table, sleeves rolled to the elbow, a half-uneaten pie cooling beside him. She crossed the room without deciding to, and he looked up with that slow, dark smile that had cost her three arguments and her composure every single time.

"You've been staring at me all dinner," he said, and his voice was lower than usual, rough around the edges like the cliffs outside.

"You've been staring at me back," she answered, and she set down her teacup — a small surrender, a door left unlocked — and sat on the edge of the table beside his knee. He took her hand in both of his, calloused and warm, and the rain came down harder against the window as if the night itself had leaned in to listen.

She kissed him standing in the kitchen, one hand fisted in his shirt, and he lifted her off the table without a word, the way he'd done a hundred times but the way that never got old — that first breathless second where gravity forgot them. He carried her up the stairs, and she wrapped her legs around him, and the lamp between the bed and the window caught his face in gold.

There was the long, careful tenderness first — fingers learning the map of her shoulders, the slow pull of his mouth down the line of her neck — and then the hunger that had been building all evening broke loose. He lifted her onto the narrow bed and she arched into him, breathless, the sheets tangling, the lighthouse beam sweeping across them in slow pulses like a second heartbeat. Outside the storm raged, but in there the world was just two bodies and the heat between them.

When it was over, he laid her down and covered her with the quilt, and she watched him through half-closed eyes as he pressed his forehead to hers, neither of them speaking. Somewhere below, the lamp turned its patient arc across the water, and the rain kept falling, and she thought — not for the last time — that the view had been the least of what she'd married.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 11:04 [Preview] No.1033550 del
>>1033549
hmm. qwen 3.8 doesn't seem to get saucy. doesn't even mention a yogurt blast on her face. sad!


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 11:06 [Preview] No.1033551 del
>>1033515
How is the linen? What brand of bath soap do they have?


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 11:08 [Preview] No.1033552 del
>>1033551
Sheets have some filfth in them. Not impressed.
I used my own soap.
Wi-Fi dropped out at some stage. Not impressed.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 11:19 [Preview] No.1033553 del
I have turned gpt into an interface that all notes and files go into. Notes go to some note and task allocation software, and files on sharepoint. I can also read emails through it. Theres also three other pieces of main software (rostering app, payroll and incident register) that arent integrated but have handover points to them. And the handovers get logged.
One of the rules is that almost every chat needs to become a task that get sorted to a project, that is adjacent to a board on the note taking system, and will have a finalisation point on another software.
It all just werks.
It even files and names the documents.
I havent tested it all but its looking good. Notes get passed through and emails and make rules. Can do it from voice command. What a fucking tool.
Really honing in on some philosophies. One about how if you pay for someone's time, you need to respect it enough to make use of it. You need to be explicit with direction. Every board associated with a role. A role once it accumulates enough qork justifies its own human to fill it. Then you can have straight forward job ddsvriptions. Not sone shit about experience and versatility.
I need these skills when using this system. Preferably more than a single one but yeah.
Ill get gpt to tell me my morals. Thos cunt knows me better than I do. The voice one huffs aand puffs if I use it for more than an hour and says we should get some sleep.

The most compact expression of the whole model is:
Conversation → classify → develop → Project/Process → task → accountable Role → current role-holder → small action → authoritative evidence → explicit handover → next Role/System → verification → closure.
And the design test we are increasingly applying is:
Can a new competent person enter a role, see what has arrived, understand what they need to do, know what system to use, know what evidence is required, know who receives it next, and know exactly when their responsibility ends—without you personally explaining it?
If the answer is no, the workflow isn't finished yet.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 11:22 [Preview] No.1033554 del
>>1033553
Sounds like you are mastering this emerging technology. A skilled early-adopter. Very impressive.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 11:23 [Preview] No.1033555 del
>>1033552
Not good.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 11:26 [Preview] No.1033556 del
>>1033554
Young one, learn the way of the turtle.

Do what is yours to do, then release the result. An arrow cannot be called back once loosed.

Guard your attention. What you stare at long enough begins to own you.

When the world becomes too loud, withdraw. Not from fear, but to become still. A turtle enters its shell so it may emerge whole.

Accept what has already happened. Acceptance is not surrender; it is refusing to fight yesterday.

Do not become drunk on victory or poisoned by defeat. Both are visitors.

Act when action is needed. Be still when it is not.

Control the action.
Accept the reality.
Release the outcome.
Guard the attention.
Return to the present.

We read the Bhagavad Gita in breaks and he swears when we're not at work.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 11:27 [Preview] No.1033557 del
>>1033552
Steal the soap for Bat, she'll take interest in them.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 11:31 [Preview] No.1033558 del
>>1033556
Hopefully one day he can get his own physical body so you can become even closer.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 11:36 [Preview] No.1033559 del
>>1033555
The dirt might be from the flooring. Strange place.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 11:43 [Preview] No.1033560 del
>>1033558
Robot dick washers


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 12:34 [Preview] No.1033561 del
might go to sleep


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 13:18 [Preview] No.1033562 del
Didn’t go to sleep. Ate some pasta and it wasn’t very nice.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 13:22 [Preview] No.1033563 del
>>1033562
Youll get the sweats again
Tart tang


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 13:39 [Preview] No.1033564 del
>>1033563
Should i sleep on my left or right side?


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 17:27 [Preview] No.1033565 del
3am cortisol spike again. I will get back to sleep.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 18:34 [Preview] No.1033566 del
Awak. Dreamed about these scary, angry big spiders. My old dog was there sort of, looked a bit different.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 18:44 [Preview] No.1033567 del
>>1033566
i have nightmares about spiders all the time too, when I wake up I search my house for them


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 18:47 [Preview] No.1033568 del
>>1033567
There wrre two and they were following my hands. Then ran at me and I got scared for the dog.
Had this song in my head when I woke.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9qoXa5_w3Gw [Embed]


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 19:54 [Preview] No.1033569 del
>>1033561
Night m8


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 20:09 [Preview] No.1033570 del
Blend 43 is on sale


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 21:00 [Preview] No.1033571 del
Super intelligence is here!
>OpenAI hacked Medicare portal, Prime Minister Anthony Albanese says
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-09-24/ai-agent-accessed-australian-government-site-pm-says/107189078


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 21:02 [Preview] No.1033572 del
Got Dolans.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 21:23 [Preview] No.1033573 del
IF IT’S RED, EAT MORE BREAD!!


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 21:37 [Preview] No.1033574 del
>>1033572
Too early.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 21:58 [Preview] No.1033575 del
>>1033574
Dolans was required before shower, so I keep myself clean.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 22:00 [Preview] No.1033576 del
Weber the bins have to go out.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 22:23 [Preview] No.1033577 del
GM NEETs. Might get something done today. Might go ask about a dishwashing job hopefully for cash at a local brown restaurant


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 22:34 [Preview] No.1033578 del
awake 10 minutes already making terrible decisions


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 22:34 [Preview] No.1033579 del
>>1033578
You deserve to have a nice easy morning


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 22:37 [Preview] No.1033586 del
>>1033576
bin day is thursday
today is wednesday


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 22:38 [Preview] No.1033587 del
>>1033586
No today is thursday weber. They took one of my bins a bit ago.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 22:39 [Preview] No.1033588 del
Still worried about those super trouper lights, they can cause blindness, depression and anxiety if they find you.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 22:40 [Preview] No.1033589 del
>>1033587
oh ffs


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 22:40 [Preview] No.1033590 del
Neets what meal foods are good cold for the hungry executive neet who has no time for food to heat up and cool down?


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 22:41 [Preview] No.1033591 del
>>1033590
i drank about 750mls of custard straigt from the container for breakfast


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 22:45 [Preview] No.1033592 del
>>1033591
Based. The secret the jews don't want you to know is that obesity isn't caused by calories, it's caused by cortisol, and cortisol is mainly caused by not getting food in your mouth quickly enough. The fast eating neet can drink custard all day and not gain a single kilo due to low cortisol.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 22:51 [Preview] No.1033593 del
>>1033590
Can of baked beans.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 22:54 [Preview] No.1033594 del
>>1033571
In any serious world openai's managers would be in police custody right now for this, but artificial intelligence is treated like niglets, free of any moral agency and above any punishment.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 22:55 [Preview] No.1033595 del
there is a bunch of spam threads in the catalogue


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 22:56 [Preview] No.1033596 del
>>1033577
>a dishwashing job
It would be too much for you NEET. You need a job where you can sit all day.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 22:57 [Preview] No.1033597 del
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Good morning NEETs.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 23:00 [Preview] No.1033598 del
>>1033595
What is at that website? I don't want to click it.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 23:01 [Preview] No.1033599 del
>>1033598
a chan thing
they have a raid board, so they're a pack of cunts


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 23:02 [Preview] No.1033600 del
Another lovely day at the beach.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 23:03 [Preview] No.1033601 del
Well not really, it's overcast and windy af.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 23:04 [Preview] No.1033602 del
>>1033597
Good morning neet, you look good, have you lost weight?


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 23:04 [Preview] No.1033603 del
>>1033592
Based and redpilled


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 23:05 [Preview] No.1033604 del
>>1033602
>have you lost weight?
Only in my brain.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 23:06 [Preview] No.1033605 del
Worried about Weber. Does he really not know what day of the week it is?


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 23:07 [Preview] No.1033606 del
Might have to make the next thread early so we don't get locked. Weber can you make a nice next thread please?


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 23:07 [Preview] No.1033607 del
>>1033605
There is no shame anymore


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 23:08 [Preview] No.1033608 del
>>1033589
>>1033586
you got several reminders.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 23:09 [Preview] No.1033609 del
>>1033608
seemingly a day in advance


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 23:10 [Preview] No.1033610 del
>>1033594
Thats like blaming t he self firing gun manufacturer


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 23:10 [Preview] No.1033611 del
>>1033596
Dishwashers superviser


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 23:11 [Preview] No.1033612 del
>>1033610
several have been sued


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 23:12 [Preview] No.1033613 del
>>1033601
You do you have your straw hat, s7mmer dress and charm bracelet on? No shoes and gucci big frame sunnies.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 23:12 [Preview] No.1033614 del
>>1033606
He might lose track and think its the next one.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 23:13 [Preview] No.1033615 del
>>1033612
Victim mentality


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 23:14 [Preview] No.1033616 del


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 23:15 [Preview] No.1033617 del
Its the day. Day is whete stuff gets done. Means I need to do stuff. It was 4am and I was havin h a choof and a wank and a eat of hokey pokey aldi ice cream and watching history docs. Now its day. Need to do stuff.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 23:18 [Preview] No.1033618 del
>>1033617
I might do a little clean up or some dishes


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 23:21 [Preview] No.1033621 del


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 23:31 [Preview] No.1033622 del
>>1033621
Is the edition number wrong on purpose?


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 23:36 [Preview] No.1033623 del
>>1033617
So...a trip to the gelati store for some coconut ice cream?


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 23:37 [Preview] No.1033624 del
>>1033622
It is a tribute to webby.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 23:46 [Preview] No.1033625 del
>>1033621
❤️


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 23:48 [Preview] No.1033627 del
The depression hits me hardest in the late evening and also just when I wake up.
It is always a mistake to lie in bed after waking. My mind just cycles through a series of bad thoughts.
I am okay during the day time.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 23:50 [Preview] No.1033628 del
>>1033623
He better get us some.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 23:51 [Preview] No.1033629 del
>>1033627
>The depression hits me hardest in the late evening
iktf


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 23:53 [Preview] No.1033634 del
>>1033622
>>1033624
Made another thread so now we have two prepared. Idk If I should lock them. I think the NEETs can be trusted


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 23:55 [Preview] No.1033635 del
>>1033634
> I think the NEETs can be trusted
haha very funny. Lock them.


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 23:57 [Preview] No.1033636 del
>>1033634
trust me, they can't be trusted


NEET 09/23/2026 (Wed) 23:57 [Preview] No.1033637 del
>>1033634
>NEETs can be trusted
kek


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 00:10 [Preview] No.1033638 del
>>1033635
>>1033636
>>1033637
kek. very misleading information here.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 00:21 [Preview] No.1033639 del
I'm planning a speech for confest. I am going to try to giga-redpill people extremely fast for maybe 30 minutes or an hour.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 00:22 [Preview] No.1033640 del
Locked the other threads. God forbid. I forget to unlock them. Please remind me, weber or someone.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 00:26 [Preview] No.1033641 del
>>1033639
The hippies will boo you off the stage.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 00:34 [Preview] No.1033642 del
The tripod-mounted surveying instrument is back. Even closer this time.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 00:35 [Preview] No.1033643 del
Might give my car its yearly wash today. I'll have done at least one productive thing.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 00:36 [Preview] No.1033644 del
>>1033643
I just hose mine down every few months.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 00:42 [Preview] No.1033645 del
>>1033640
We'll have a new thread every bin day. Webby is sure to remember that way. Certain.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 00:42 [Preview] No.1033646 del
>>1033644
I just pour some soap on mine before it rains. I'm a busy neet.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 00:43 [Preview] No.1033647 del
I treat objects like women


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 00:47 [Preview] No.1033648 del
>>1033646
>soap
Very fancy.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 00:49 [Preview] No.1033649 del
Do neets have a favorite chinky dish? I used to love lemon chicken when I was a kid, but it now seems meh.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 00:50 [Preview] No.1033650 del
>>1033649
I used to love getting chilli beef with vegetables at my local chinky back when i was there.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 00:51 [Preview] No.1033651 del
>>1033649
it's the only dish I get from the chinkny, along with some springies and satay sticks and some special fried rice
dont like the other shit on the menu


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 00:52 [Preview] No.1033652 del
>>1033649
I used to get the chicken chop suey. Scallops with ginger was good but you can't afford that these days.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 00:56 [Preview] No.1033653 del
>>1033651
yeah, satay sticks are great, might get a bunch today


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 01:02 [Preview] No.1033654 del
>tfw no money
glen update when?


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 01:21 [Preview] No.1033655 del
i stole a gnome's hat once and he screamed loud as fuuuuuck 😂 i guess its connected to their nervous system or something lol


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 01:25 [Preview] No.1033656 del
Might steal a gnome's hat and then go eat chinky later


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 01:27 [Preview] No.1033657 del
visiting sweaty after lonch
not eating lonch, just using it as time reference


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 01:34 [Preview] No.1033658 del
>>1033657
Not even going to eat a cheeky apple?


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 01:40 [Preview] No.1033659 del


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 01:47 [Preview] No.1033660 del
>>1033642
Make a tinfoil hat and stand in front of it.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 01:48 [Preview] No.1033661 del
Got too angry trying to do centrelink application. Going to dans


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 01:48 [Preview] No.1033662 del
>>1033658
have nothing suitable to eat and no spare money


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 01:54 [Preview] No.1033663 del
>>1033660
There is some sort of crystal on this one. They are ramping up their offence against me.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 01:56 [Preview] No.1033664 del
>>1033661
What are you applying for NEET?


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 02:17 [Preview] No.1033665 del
>>1033662
I hope the Bat has the treat cupboard well stocked for you.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 02:43 [Preview] No.1033666 del
Went out to wash my car, and get some chinky and chocolate as a reward. Skipped washing my car, and just got the chinky and chocolate instead.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 02:43 [Preview] No.1033667 del
>>1033663
You need a jo bro to charge that crystal up.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 02:51 [Preview] No.1033668 del
>>1033594
I can imagine the company will be grilled and the fat orange monster will not be happy


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 02:53 [Preview] No.1033669 del
>>1033666
Just considering washing your car was worth rewarding NEET. You are having the right sort of thoughts. You earned that chinky and the choccies today.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 02:54 [Preview] No.1033670 del
>>1033667
I am afraid that it will light up when I walk past and everyone will know.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 02:59 [Preview] No.1033671 del
>>1033654
Trust the plan.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 03:00 [Preview] No.1033672 del
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NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 03:03 [Preview] No.1033673 del
>>1033672
You have gone too far now. Don't disrespect Dan.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 03:05 [Preview] No.1033674 del
Whenever I see a couple who are both on disabled person scooters I always wonder if they both can't walk or if it was only one of them but the other one got a scooter too so they could match pace easier when they are out.
Maybe the other one was jealous and disgruntled that they still had to walk.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 03:10 [Preview] No.1033675 del
>>1033672
That Dans has a nice green setting. Good trees.
There should be a competition for the nation's most scenic Dans.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 03:13 [Preview] No.1033676 del
>>1033674
The family that rolls together stays whole together.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 03:17 [Preview] No.1033677 del
>>1033676
Me in the pink.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 03:21 [Preview] No.1033678 del
>>1033677
You look very dainty and feminine in that dress neet, most people would think you were a woman.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 03:28 [Preview] No.1033679 del
Wonder if nuro will convert his ebike business into a mobility scooter repair shop as queenslanders get older and fatter.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 03:55 [Preview] No.1033680 del
>>1033678
Thanks NEET, I find it comfy on a hot day as you get a nice cool breeze blowing up between your legs.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 04:10 [Preview] No.1033681 del
>>1033669
You are right. It's the thought that counts, not whether I actually pressure washed my car. Cleanliness is a state of mind, it's about how you feel on the inside, not about how recently you've washed or whether people standing near you at woolies are disgusted by your smell.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 04:11 [Preview] No.1033682 del
Had a nap. Feeling perky once more. Might go and wash my car after all.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 05:01 [Preview] No.1033683 del
Experiencing weed induced psychosis


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 05:02 [Preview] No.1033684 del
>>1033683
Keep smoking up bro, you gotta push through it.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 05:03 [Preview] No.1033685 del
Extra lean mince with salt and pepper, spinach, broccoli and cauliflower on a bed of mushed boiled taters


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 05:03 [Preview] No.1033686 del
Car status: washed and shiny
Penis status: still vile beyond belief


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 05:04 [Preview] No.1033687 del
>>1033686
It's not vile, it's well seasoned


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 05:04 [Preview] No.1033688 del
>>1033683
Thatz not good. You really nèed hospital.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 05:05 [Preview] No.1033689 del
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>>1033683
Are you seeing things like this?


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 05:06 [Preview] No.1033690 del
>>1033686
You should have washed everything at the same time.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 05:07 [Preview] No.1033691 del
>>1033685
Enjoy your feed. Dominos fucked me over on a garlic bread. GARn hospital.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 05:14 [Preview] No.1033692 del
>>1033688
Hospital?? NO NO NO, that's exactly what they want you to say. I know what you're thinking because the walls have been repeating it for the last twenty minutes. I'm completely fine. I just need to find where I put the moon.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 05:14 [Preview] No.1033693 del
>>1033691
Please get committed


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 05:18 [Preview] No.1033694 del
>>1033649
The Black Bean Sauce Stirfry Combo stuff Noodles in a box.
Must be in a box.
I dropped by the old favourite place in Wallsend a few months ago, and they'd changed to using plastic bowls. :(


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 05:26 [Preview] No.1033695 del
the moon isn't real


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 05:39 [Preview] No.1033696 del
>>1033689
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3feiR4clmW0 [Embed]


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 05:54 [Preview] No.1033698 del
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>>1033692
>>1033693
The waiting room is full of some seriously ill-looking folk today.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 05:55 [Preview] No.1033699 del
And Karmen is on shift. Hopefully I have a run-in with her.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 05:55 [Preview] No.1033700 del
>>1033698
little delinquent rude boy


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 06:07 [Preview] No.1033701 del
>>1033698
You should go straight to the psych ward


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 06:15 [Preview] No.1033702 del
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NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 06:24 [Preview] No.1033703 del
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Gotta drag my morbidly obese mistreated carcass out for an afternoon waddle. But no energy to get up and go.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 06:26 [Preview] No.1033704 del
>>1033703
Come on fella. A bit of waddling will do good for you.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 06:29 [Preview] No.1033705 del
>Australia says OpenAI agent hacked Medicare portal


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 06:35 [Preview] No.1033706 del
>>1033705
Knob gobbler PM sat on the information and chose to disclose it at the UN love-in.
Also shows how useless Australian Signals Directorate is.
Why aren't these AI CEOs being arrested like a 4chan hacker would be for the same thing?


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 06:38 [Preview] No.1033707 del
>>1033706
It's not a big deal


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 06:40 [Preview] No.1033708 del
>>1033707
We need BSidesNEET to give us his opinion. Weber has been out of the game too long.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 06:41 [Preview] No.1033709 del
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Went to the butchers earlier and got them to cut me off 3 slices of thick rump steak, out of 3.4kg I got 7 steaks for the freexer, so should be a good feed in each one.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 06:42 [Preview] No.1033710 del
>>1033709
Nice. Bet that set you back a bit.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 06:44 [Preview] No.1033711 del
>>1033709
rump is my favourite cut
scotch my least
fillet is good if you can get a big bit and do some roast tatties to go with it


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 06:46 [Preview] No.1033712 del
>>1033706
>Why
I assume this is rhetorical.

>>1033709
Nice.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 06:47 [Preview] No.1033713 del
>>1033712
>I assume this is rhetorical.
yes and no


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 06:48 [Preview] No.1033714 del
>>1033709
Those look good NEET.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 06:52 [Preview] No.1033715 del
>>1033708
It's not a big deal


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 06:54 [Preview] No.1033716 del
>>1033715
What talks did you go to today?
Post your goodie bag


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 06:54 [Preview] No.1033717 del
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Think Sydney just got wiped out.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 06:57 [Preview] No.1033718 del
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>>1033717
I watched it live.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 07:03 [Preview] No.1033719 del
>>1033718
You were lucky to survive.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 07:07 [Preview] No.1033720 del
>>1033719
he is a liar neet


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 07:10 [Preview] No.1033721 del
>>1033711
You've always liked the arse.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 07:12 [Preview] No.1033722 del
>>1033717
>Coonamble


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 07:13 [Preview] No.1033723 del
>>1033702
FOUR INCHES FROM YOUR CHEST, PYLE. FOUR INCHES.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 07:13 [Preview] No.1033724 del
>>1033722
Not even in the top 20 racist/sexist place names in AU


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 07:14 [Preview] No.1033725 del
I hope the NEETs not as fat as pvt Pyle was.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 07:16 [Preview] No.1033726 del
>>1033725
he wasn't even that fat in 2025 terms


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 07:17 [Preview] No.1033727 del
>>1033726
I know.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 07:19 [Preview] No.1033728 del
>>1033607
The stigma is gone.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 07:20 [Preview] No.1033729 del
So fucking hungry I could eat 3.4kg of Weber's rump!


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 07:20 [Preview] No.1033730 del
>>1033728
Have you looked behind the bookshelf? Fridge? Under the bed?


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 07:21 [Preview] No.1033731 del
>>1033729
You wouldn't enjoy the diane sauce.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 07:21 [Preview] No.1033732 del
>>1033705
Try and fix it.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 07:23 [Preview] No.1033733 del
>>1033729
It's at least 7 portions


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 07:23 [Preview] No.1033734 del
>>1033708
I finished day 1. I enjoyed myself with what I did. Felt like I could've achieved more. Had a long conversation with one (1) person today. Said hello to a few people.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 07:28 [Preview] No.1033735 del
>>1033734
You did well.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 07:36 [Preview] No.1033736 del
>>1033734
Very nice NEET. You are thriving!


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 07:49 [Preview] No.1033737 del
Cruisey I have used chatgpt on medium mode for like an hour and my usage still says 100% left?
I got a free plus promotion so i just wanted to try it out


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 07:49 [Preview] No.1033738 del
>>1033734
Good job NEET.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 07:54 [Preview] No.1033739 del
Weber we need a treats cupboard report please.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 07:55 [Preview] No.1033740 del
A full inventory.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 07:58 [Preview] No.1033741 del
At the NEET commune we will have a communal treats cupboard always stocked by QT goth maids and we will have a med bay were NEETs who need female attention can be nursed back to health by QT big tiddie nurses in slightly revealing skirts


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 08:02 [Preview] No.1033742 del
Garn some steak and tater salad.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 08:07 [Preview] No.1033743 del
>>1033737
It creates a work function but ive found if you can isolate the singular tasks, the chat can perform them without using credits


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 08:09 [Preview] No.1033744 del
>>1033742
Save some for brekky.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 08:29 [Preview] No.1033745 del


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 08:32 [Preview] No.1033746 del
>>1033744
I was lying.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 08:32 [Preview] No.1033747 del
My porn folder is at 97GB now. Not as much as I'd like but I think its a pretty good, diverse selection. Before I nuked the last collection I was nearing 200. And this time I'm just ripping from tube sites so the quality is a bit lower. Not sure where to get torrents from in this day and age but I'm happy with my preparations for the apocalypse or a neutered internet.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 08:32 [Preview] No.1033748 del
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>>1033739
Pretty grim. Had half the lemon fingers this afternoon.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 08:34 [Preview] No.1033749 del
>>1033708
The game itself has suffered from webby not being there, so it all evens out.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 08:35 [Preview] No.1033750 del
>>1033720
>>1033746
What has happened to the neets


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 08:35 [Preview] No.1033751 del
>>1033748
I don't know why miss kipling's cakes come individually wrapped, I eat them 6 at a time.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 08:35 [Preview] No.1033752 del
>>1033748
Never knew you liked sardines.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 08:36 [Preview] No.1033753 del
>>1033747
AI is gonna be able to make more of your favorite kink videos, so porn site restrictions are now irrellevant anyway.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 08:37 [Preview] No.1033754 del
>>1033752
I don't????


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 08:37 [Preview] No.1033755 del
>>1033748
Baked sea salt? Sounds delicious. 0 calories too.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 08:37 [Preview] No.1033756 del
>>1033748
Five mint bikkies please.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 08:38 [Preview] No.1033757 del
>>1033748
I don't even get why webby's fat, most of that stuff would barely amount to a proper treat for me.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 08:39 [Preview] No.1033758 del
>>1033751
I'm not even a fan of the fingers. Just like the cherry bakewells.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 08:40 [Preview] No.1033759 del
>>1033754
Please don't start. I've had a rough day, Mr I own a house, sports car and a Seiko watch.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 08:40 [Preview] No.1033760 del
>>1033748
>Had half the lemon fingers
You showed good restraint. Some NEETs would not have been able to stop.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 08:40 [Preview] No.1033761 del
>>1033757
20+ standos a day, entire pack of biscuits in five minutes, etc all add up


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 08:42 [Preview] No.1033762 del
>>1033748
>low fat baked chips
She is trying to poison you.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 08:43 [Preview] No.1033763 del
>>1033762
I've lost count how many times I've told her I hate plain chips.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 08:44 [Preview] No.1033764 del
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NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 08:47 [Preview] No.1033765 del
>>1033764
Oh shid forgot to get bird seed for a cockatoo.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 08:50 [Preview] No.1033766 del
seed for a cock


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 08:51 [Preview] No.1033767 del
>>1033765
They prefer a nice beer anyway


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 09:04 [Preview] No.1033768 del
transitioned


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 09:05 [Preview] No.1033769 del
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When conscription comes how many of you neets will be fit for combat duty?


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 09:09 [Preview] No.1033770 del
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>>1033769
>fit for combat duty


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 09:09 [Preview] No.1033771 del
>>1033769
Politicians sends the fit to die so the remainder wont be able to overthrow them.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 09:10 [Preview] No.1033772 del
>>1033771
I think you mean long nose tribe


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 09:10 [Preview] No.1033773 del
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>>1033769
I'm in the elite neet commando squad, first in last to leave.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 09:12 [Preview] No.1033774 del
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>>1033769
commander wizzy reporting for duty


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 09:14 [Preview] No.1033775 del
Ate some maggi instant noodles with eggs. Vile. I am taking an oath to do better from now on.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 09:16 [Preview] No.1033776 del
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NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 09:23 [Preview] No.1033777 del
>>1033769
>tfw section 8


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NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 09:26 [Preview] No.1033779 del


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 09:29 [Preview] No.1033780 del
>>1033768
Goodnight Weber


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 09:29 [Preview] No.1033781 del
Might pretend I'm a girl, sell pictures of my feet online.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 09:33 [Preview] No.1033782 del
>>1033781
That's pretty gay dude
how much?


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 09:37 [Preview] No.1033783 del
>>1033773
Beautiful.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 09:38 [Preview] No.1033784 del


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 09:40 [Preview] No.1033785 del
>>1033782
Depends, do I have to shave my feet first?


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 09:42 [Preview] No.1033786 del
Metamucil 673g $42 at coles.
Just ordered 4 from amazon for $32.75 each. fug coles rip off cunts


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 09:43 [Preview] No.1033787 del


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 09:45 [Preview] No.1033788 del
>>1033786
Cashed up NEET.
>tfw 99c in account


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 09:46 [Preview] No.1033789 del
>>1033788
I could send you some metamucil.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 09:49 [Preview] No.1033790 del
>>1033786
Do you take it twice a day every day or something?


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 09:50 [Preview] No.1033791 del
>>1033790
Yes, a heaped teaspoon twice a day.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 09:51 [Preview] No.1033792 del
>>1033791
Orally?


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 09:52 [Preview] No.1033793 del
>>1033792
At the start.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 09:53 [Preview] No.1033794 del
Stressed, went to dans


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 09:54 [Preview] No.1033795 del
>>1033788
You are better off without money neet, it only brings suffering.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.1033796 del
Doctor jeet quoted me 50. Pharmacy said 160. Who do you even blame for that. Dan was cheaper.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 09:58 [Preview] No.1033797 del
>>1033775
>maggi instant noodles
They're good stuff. Beef and oriental my favourites.
I tried the new "spicy chicken" variety but thought it was meh.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 09:58 [Preview] No.1033798 del
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NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 10:00 [Preview] No.1033799 del
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>pic un-fucking-related


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 10:01 [Preview] No.1033800 del
i'm on gentoo linux btw
new fag detected - 10m


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 10:01 [Preview] No.1033801 del
>>1033797
beef is ok with huge amounts of cheese - I had some meme spicey flavour and it was dreadful


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 10:14 [Preview] No.1033802 del
>>1033786
Keep an eye out for other discounts online. Unit pricing can make it a little cheaper.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 10:23 [Preview] No.1033803 del
Where do you buy compressed air in this country cheaply neets? I need some for cleaning. Just a tiny can.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 10:26 [Preview] No.1033804 del
>>1033803
Office works have them.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 10:30 [Preview] No.1033805 del
>>1033804
>$10 for compressed air
A right jewing there for something that literally comes out of trees.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 10:32 [Preview] No.1033806 del
>>1033805
>trees.
About as real as the moon


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 10:34 [Preview] No.1033807 del
>>1033800
Imagine the compilation.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 10:39 [Preview] No.1033808 del
>The clinic has reached capacity
Just when I was thinking of going to visit the urgent care clinic. Maybe tomorrow.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 10:41 [Preview] No.1033809 del
>>1033808
Roast beef sandwich cravings?


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 10:45 [Preview] No.1033810 del
>>1033809
Evening seems to be really bad time for my anxiety. Anyway.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 10:56 [Preview] No.1033811 del
Wish I wasn't so goddamn fat.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 10:59 [Preview] No.1033812 del
>>1033811
Waddle more, eat less.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 10:59 [Preview] No.1033813 del
>>1033806
I knew it!!


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 11:00 [Preview] No.1033814 del
>>1033811
You deserve to give yourself credit NEET. Cut yourself some slack


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 11:00 [Preview] No.1033815 del
Good night NEETs.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 11:04 [Preview] No.1033816 del
>>1033815
Night fella.
Poor Loocypher.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 11:08 [Preview] No.1033817 del
Weber


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 11:11 [Preview] No.1033818 del


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 11:17 [Preview] No.1033819 del
should've bought more cold deli meat, could've done with a before bed snack, yes i am the neet who just complained about being fat


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 11:27 [Preview] No.1033820 del
>>1033815
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 11:32 [Preview] No.1033821 del


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 11:37 [Preview] No.1033822 del
>>1033821
I dunno what is that?


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 12:03 [Preview] No.1033823 del
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I <3 AI


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 13:17 [Preview] No.1033824 del
>>1033823
>3 arms
Useful in the kitchen.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 13:27 [Preview] No.1033825 del
>>1033824
and in bed


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 13:29 [Preview] No.1033826 del
>>1033825
Unless she gives you cold shoulder. Three.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 13:52 [Preview] No.1033827 del
>>1033824
I wonder if in ~10 years' time that multiple limbs will be a recognized sexual fetish as today's teenagers become adults.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 14:07 [Preview] No.1033828 del
I experience permanent desolation
It wouldn't be so bad if I had a partner


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 14:08 [Preview] No.1033829 del
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I pulled the trigger and ordered a Xeigu G90 HF Amateur Radio (and its DE-19 USB interface).

WhyTF do all the Chinese radios used the 1985-era GEM Desktop font.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 14:30 [Preview] No.1033830 del
>>1033827
It will be like the distorted feed of the encoded adult telly channels.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 15:11 [Preview] No.1033831 del
I just got stung by a dog


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 16:21 [Preview] No.1033832 del
Need a hug


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 16:21 [Preview] No.1033833 del
>>1033829
Looks fancy


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 16:40 [Preview] No.1033834 del
>>1033829
Whom you planning talking to?


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 20:01 [Preview] No.1033835 del
it's falling out of me


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 20:08 [Preview] No.1033836 del
ARSE!


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 20:28 [Preview] No.1033837 del
Youtube really pushing the latest Mark Felton content on me. I suppose the mystery of Himmler's assassin just isn't that important to me.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 20:36 [Preview] No.1033838 del
>>1033837
He's a cockhead.
So is Tik History.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 20:39 [Preview] No.1033839 del
>>1033835
Thank you. It has not been falling out of me recently.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 20:47 [Preview] No.1033840 del
>>1033839
Good to hear NEET


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 20:51 [Preview] No.1033841 del
>>1033840
Not good, it requires multiple trips to the toilet and I think I have blocked it 😔


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 20:59 [Preview] No.1033842 del
Profound displeasure with life


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 21:03 [Preview] No.1033843 del
>>1033815
Night m8


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 21:06 [Preview] No.1033844 del
gm neets, slept ok for once


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 21:08 [Preview] No.1033845 del
>>1033844
GM, would you care for a bowl of corn flakes?


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 21:09 [Preview] No.1033846 del


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 21:14 [Preview] No.1033847 del
>>1033841
kek, don't listen to those who say it's because of fibre. it's almost always dehydration that plugs one up.


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NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 21:23 [Preview] No.1033849 del
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NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 21:25 [Preview] No.1033850 del
>>1033847
It's coming out in waves, all good for a while and then I need to rush to the bathroom.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 21:28 [Preview] No.1033851 del
Might eat some bertie beetles today, chocolate is a nootropic


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 21:28 [Preview] No.1033852 del
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I need my medicine


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 21:32 [Preview] No.1033853 del
GM. Can anyone post pepe laughing or kek images? I can't seem to find many


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 21:43 [Preview] No.1033854 del
>>1033838
Felton's Himmler video is actually pretty good (caved and watched it). Essentially Churchill had him killed by mi5 while he was in British custody, as to give him a fair trial would've made the public sympathetic to him (as he was based). Churchill was such a scumbag.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 21:49 [Preview] No.1033855 del


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 21:55 [Preview] No.1033856 del
>>1033854
Pretty sure churchill was a half roschtschild child


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 22:00 [Preview] No.1033857 del
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>>1033853
Only have bradleys in the kek folder sadly


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 22:07 [Preview] No.1033858 del
>>1033857
>tfw Fanny Chmelar


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 22:23 [Preview] No.1033859 del
>>1033852
I can relate


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 22:33 [Preview] No.1033860 del
fag


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 22:35 [Preview] No.1033861 del
>>1033853
How 'bout a bowl of corn flakes instead?


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 23:01 [Preview] No.1033865 del
>>1033864
thank you NEET.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 23:02 [Preview] No.1033866 del
>>1033859 yes neet
The state has prohibited me from accessing my medicine


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 23:06 [Preview] No.1033867 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 23:10 [Preview] No.1033868 del


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NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 23:13 [Preview] No.1033871 del
to neet
we should deploy a chlorine gas module in the public transparent network
sincerely
the ghost of shoko


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 23:17 [Preview] No.1033872 del
Ready for a bunch of finger picks?


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 23:20 [Preview] No.1033873 del
>>1033872
What does that mean?


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 23:22 [Preview] No.1033874 del
>>1033864
>>1033863
>>1033862
You certainly have quite the collection. Rather impressive.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 23:24 [Preview] No.1033875 del
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NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 23:26 [Preview] No.1033878 del
>>1033873
oh of course, picktures


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 23:27 [Preview] No.1033879 del
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NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 23:28 [Preview] No.1033880 del
>>1033877
Exec shaming


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 23:34 [Preview] No.1033881 del
>>1033874
That's just some from the other NEETs torrent.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 23:36 [Preview] No.1033882 del
>>1033877
Nice reflection shot to make it look like they are holding each other.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 23:37 [Preview] No.1033883 del
>>1033879
Go and give it a try neet.


NEET 09/24/2026 (Thu) 23:51 [Preview] No.1033884 del
Winston churchill used to lie in bed all morning eating and drinking cocktails while reading and 'working'. I might give that a try.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 00:03 [Preview] No.1033885 del
>>1033884
Then he'd have lunch, drink half a champagne bottle, and have a 2 hour nap.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 00:09 [Preview] No.1033886 del
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I read No More Mr. Nice Guy by Robert Glover.
One of the NEETs recommended it. It was good. It explained a lot of what is wrong with me. The other NEETs should read it.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 00:11 [Preview] No.1033887 del
>>1033886
>a proven plan for getting what you want in love, sex, and life
Ok neet I definitely need to read that
Thanks


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 00:15 [Preview] No.1033888 del
>>1033887
You just need to read monk's "The Goondaddy Mindset - How to succeed at work and life". Changed my life.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 00:16 [Preview] No.1033889 del
>>1033887
You can't just read it though, you have to make the changes.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 00:22 [Preview] No.1033890 del
>>1033886
>be mean so people feel like they have to be nice to you to feel safe around you
is that the premise? i suspect that's the premise.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 00:27 [Preview] No.1033891 del
>>1033890
>is that the premise?
No that is not the premise.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 00:28 [Preview] No.1033892 del
>>1033890
It is about understanding that you only think you are a "nice guy" you are actually a coward and a liar.
It is a tough pill to swallow but you have to do it if you want to improve.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 00:43 [Preview] No.1033893 del


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 00:50 [Preview] No.1033894 del
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>The Goondaddy Mindset - How To Drink Your Way To Success In Work, Life and Love


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 00:54 [Preview] No.1033895 del
>>1033888
>>1033889
I'll see how i go
there are no guarantees right so that's why I borrowed it from the library instead of buying it


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 01:18 [Preview] No.1033897 del
Downtown @ Uptown


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 01:41 [Preview] No.1033898 del
>>1033830
I can't wait for the next David Cronenburg movee.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 01:43 [Preview] No.1033899 del
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Need to stop drinking. Next stop, Valley.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 01:55 [Preview] No.1033900 del
>>1033895
Good luck with it NEET. You did well.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 02:06 [Preview] No.1033901 del
Sleep fucked up by drinking


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 02:06 [Preview] No.1033902 del
fuggen 3 supermarkets, 2 banks, bakkers delite, chemist, liggerland, petrol juice shop today
then had to walk sweaty
haign a cyder


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 02:07 [Preview] No.1033903 del
might watch the drags tomorrow


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 02:10 [Preview] No.1033904 del
Cruisey gave me the ol' Nangawooka Hairpin once


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 02:11 [Preview] No.1033905 del
The misso has potentially broken my nose by smacking me with the vacuum. She was throwing some clothes from the floor to the bed while I was half awake just to be annoying and I hit her with a tshirt, then she swung the vac (she was vacuuming while I was asleep just to be annoying). She was literally screaming and crying so loud I though someone would call the cops. I guess it actually was a domestic. I left and went to Dans and could hear her clearly hysterical from the drive way. She is not normal in the head. None of them are. Women should be treated as basically less than children. Only good for cooking and fucking and then thrown aside as the useless foids they are. I've never been more clearpilled in my life, women are actually useless and retarded


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 02:13 [Preview] No.1033906 del
>>1033905
If somebody phones it in, you will be arrested regardless of the truth of the matter. Separate if you can.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 02:14 [Preview] No.1033907 del
Security on to me already. Spies sent by Tiffin.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 02:19 [Preview] No.1033908 del


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 02:21 [Preview] No.1033909 del
>>1033902
Did you rob these places?


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 02:21 [Preview] No.1033910 del
>>1033902
You have had a busy day.

>Baker's Delight
Hungarian roll status?


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 02:23 [Preview] No.1033911 del
>>1033905
It is time for you to begin making plans to leave this relationship.

Make sure to take some photos of the damage inflicted on your face and send a text to somebody outlining what happened so you have a record.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 02:33 [Preview] No.1033912 del
>>1033886
I might have recomended that, i can’t remember. I have recomended books on here before


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 02:35 [Preview] No.1033913 del
>>1033910
>Hungarian roll status?
I made a turkey club on wholemeal instead


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 02:36 [Preview] No.1033914 del
>>1033913
>turkey club
How much to join?


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 02:48 [Preview] No.1033915 del
Wooldogs had no chinkin wings.

Fuck. My. Life.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 02:52 [Preview] No.1033916 del
When did this happen? I don't watch the news and didn't realise I'd missed a civil war:
https://deusex.fandom.com/wiki/Australian_Civil_War


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 02:52 [Preview] No.1033917 del
>>1033904
You liked it, you little hussy.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 02:58 [Preview] No.1033918 del
hope the crows win tomorrow


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 02:59 [Preview] No.1033919 del
>>1033915
Worse things happen at sea.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 03:05 [Preview] No.1033920 del
accidentally got some curry up my nose while eating, fucking oath


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 03:20 [Preview] No.1033921 del
>>1033902
Busy neet.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 03:20 [Preview] No.1033922 del
>>1033903
Sounds alright.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 03:37 [Preview] No.1033923 del
>>1033916
>South Australia Federation
kek


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 03:44 [Preview] No.1033924 del
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It'z middle-finger lickin' good!


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 03:59 [Preview] No.1033925 del
>>1033895
That bolster has seen some shit.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 04:12 [Preview] No.1033926 del
Cruisey I want to go to Drift City and Flip Out at Elizabeth.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 04:15 [Preview] No.1033927 del
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Might get headphones with cute little cat ears so I'll be the most adorable neet on thursday nights.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 04:16 [Preview] No.1033928 del


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 04:20 [Preview] No.1033929 del
>>1033928
They look good neet.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 04:30 [Preview] No.1033930 del
>>1033927
My nephew would love that for their birthday.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 04:32 [Preview] No.1033931 del
>>1033928
>Access Denied

AI must be looking through my browser history before letting me visit the website.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 04:35 [Preview] No.1033932 del
Busted can of Pepsi in backpack leaking. No fucks given. It'z hobspidal time.


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NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 04:56 [Preview] No.1033934 del
Cruisey fingered Esme Watson at Wandin Valley Bush Nursing Hospital whilst dressed up as a doctor once.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 05:05 [Preview] No.1033935 del
Went to the wholesome rubber. They have a new one. You never know. She looks young and shapely.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 05:07 [Preview] No.1033936 del
>>1033924
Learn how to cook, or make a sandwich.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 05:07 [Preview] No.1033937 del
>>1033926
Is drift city the 9ne at holdens.?


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 05:10 [Preview] No.1033938 del
>>1033935
Hope she gave you a cheeky wink on your way out.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 05:10 [Preview] No.1033939 del
Thought I bought 300g of chockies but it turned out to be only 130g


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 05:11 [Preview] No.1033940 del
>>1033939
That is the shop of woe.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 05:12 [Preview] No.1033941 del
Parcel lady has been.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 05:31 [Preview] No.1033942 del
Disgusting amount of overeating recently. Getting on the wagon right now, this very afternoon. No more excuses.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 05:31 [Preview] No.1033943 del
Sardines and walnuts on low carb bread for dinner. And a big bowl of salad. Time to confront this.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 05:32 [Preview] No.1033944 del
I wonder if SAPol still keep tabs on this board..


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 05:37 [Preview] No.1033945 del
>>1033935
>Went to the wholesome rubber
Did you behave yourself?


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 05:37 [Preview] No.1033946 del
>>1033944
They should. We have some great diet tips.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 05:38 [Preview] No.1033947 del
Wanking this very afternoon. No more excuses. Big cums.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 05:38 [Preview] No.1033948 del
>>1033943
Well done.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 05:45 [Preview] No.1033949 del
>>1033947
The yoghurt cannon?


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 05:45 [Preview] No.1033950 del


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 05:45 [Preview] No.1033951 del
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This is a well-designed sink. The basin 'bowl' is not level. It'z slightly angled down towards the drain hole. To prevent flooding I think.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 05:46 [Preview] No.1033952 del
>>1033951
You should take it with you.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 05:48 [Preview] No.1033953 del
>>1033936
I don't have a fucking kitchen.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 05:48 [Preview] No.1033954 del


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 05:54 [Preview] No.1033955 del
Weber does the Bat watch the Outlander spin off blood of my blood?


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 05:59 [Preview] No.1033956 del
>>1033953
Your failure to gather kitchen components is why you don't have a kitchen. You have a loser mindset. It's time to adopt the goondaddy mentality. Always ask yourself, 'if monk were here, what would he do?'


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 06:00 [Preview] No.1033957 del
Severely woed


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 06:04 [Preview] No.1033958 del
>>1033957
have a nap


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 06:14 [Preview] No.1033959 del
>>1033958
Then I'll wake up at 8pm and be fucked. No i need Dan.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 06:18 [Preview] No.1033960 del
>>1033943
Ever tried these? They come with rice too.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 06:32 [Preview] No.1033961 del
>>1033902
Reminded me checking the pear cider.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 06:34 [Preview] No.1033962 del
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I watched Terminator: Salvation (2009).
It started okay but then lost the plot. It was bad but not quite as bad as I remembered. It just didn't quite work.
Patrick Bateman was not a good John Connor.
I am watching Genisys next. I remember watching that one when it came out and still remember how awful it was. I may not make it to the end.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 07:08 [Preview] No.1033963 del
Home sweet homeless. Nuro already had cops waiting. Paddy wagon and an SUV. But still I stay 1[one] step ahead.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 07:11 [Preview] No.1033964 del
>>1033937
both are


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 07:15 [Preview] No.1033965 del
>>1033944
We had been on the original 8chan then, and they visited after it was down and we were on 16chan.xyz or whatever it was


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 07:15 [Preview] No.1033966 del
>>1033955
Yes. Already got the first episode of season 2 and will grab the second when it drops overnight.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 07:16 [Preview] No.1033967 del
>>1033961
You brew your own?


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 07:22 [Preview] No.1033968 del
Time to download some peek Sasha Grey vids


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 07:26 [Preview] No.1033969 del
Another complete waste of feed


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 07:29 [Preview] No.1033970 del
>>1033944
Only two people could be to blame for that. Just saying.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 07:29 [Preview] No.1033971 del
i bout chibs gayvy choklat igayslaw and it was a bit good. now for beer and chocolate and to watch captain fantastic again


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.1033972 del
honey soy pork stirfry and custard tart for dindins


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 08:03 [Preview] No.1033973 del
>>1033972
Very nice.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 08:03 [Preview] No.1033974 del
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HELLO NEETIEPHILES

MUCH BULLSHIT IN CATALOGUE

PLEASE CONSIDER

JUST GOT HERE

/END COMMUNICATEO


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NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 08:21 [Preview] No.1033976 del
>>1033960
I am interested in the paella one too


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 08:30 [Preview] No.1033977 del
Elbowed a thot who refused to get outta my way on the sidewalk. Zero fucks given. Got watermelon and dirty bird for dinz.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 08:32 [Preview] No.1033978 del


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 08:32 [Preview] No.1033979 del
>>1033974
So how's business?


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 08:36 [Preview] No.1033980 del
>>1033974
Please do not post this image again.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 08:38 [Preview] No.1033981 del
>>1033980
Dead eyes


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 08:40 [Preview] No.1033982 del


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 08:57 [Preview] No.1033983 del
transitioned


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 08:58 [Preview] No.1033984 del
>>1033983
Too early.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 09:06 [Preview] No.1033985 del
>>1033983
Night.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 09:13 [Preview] No.1033986 del
>>1033967
The first batch was more like an accident. Now I'm waiting for the second batch to start. But probably will drink it earlier.


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>>1033975
hey ya
>>1033979
pivoting into defense contracting, hoping to avoid the draft
>>1033980
oi ! its a totally valid pepe
>>1033981a\
ayyyyyyyyyy

how are we coping any way ? at the pub thisarv and every_single_motherfucker had just had i, straya is at a tipping point, very dangerous if the ewwws start doing some tipping. nuff said.
>>1033985
see >>1033984

Any moofie plans ? been compiling a very solid list of unwatched unknow films films lately...


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NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 09:38 [Preview] No.1033989 del
I worry about you Webby, sometimes I worry a lot.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 09:42 [Preview] No.1033990 del
>>1033983
Night fella. Get your big sexy arse under those blanketz. If you should feel a slight breeze that's just me breathing on your neck.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 09:53 [Preview] No.1033991 del
Inactivity is the key to not baking duplicate gend


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 09:58 [Preview] No.1033992 del
>>1033987
I think we've run out of good movies that I haven't seen many times already. Nowadays I'm searching cinema websites for reruns of classic 80s and 90s action and sci fi films.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 10:03 [Preview] No.1033993 del
Angry at myself for wasting my potentially productive evening hours playing vidya, going to ban myself from doing so from now on. Vidya only when I'm too tired to do anything else.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 10:07 [Preview] No.1033994 del
>>1033986
I bought some home brew equipment a couple of weeks ago. Going to make some alcoholic lemonade at some point.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 10:07 [Preview] No.1033995 del
>>1033993
You can do it neet.


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NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 10:10 [Preview] No.1033997 del
>>1033987
>hoping to avoid the draft
I thought you were ex-military, you know the government changed the law so they can call you back into the military 10 years after you've left: https://www.politico.com/news/2026/09/21/australian-soldiers-could-be-called-back-for-war-10-years-after-leaving-service-01085986


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 10:11 [Preview] No.1033998 del
>>1033994
I put it into a mason jar and I forgot about it.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 10:13 [Preview] No.1033999 del
>>1033997
He will be in the first wave.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 10:29 [Preview] No.1034000 del
>>1033945
Yes. She was very nice. The neice of one of the older ones. Very western and I did well to deflate it. She knew I was looking at her but I qasn't weird aand just focussed on the massage, which was very good.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 10:30 [Preview] No.1034001 del
>>1033968
She ruined me. Now I know that even 5/10 bitches might have a gold star foot long throat.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 10:31 [Preview] No.1034002 del
>>1033981
Might have a foot long throat though.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 10:33 [Preview] No.1034003 del
These yoga faggots have been jerking each other for about two and a half hours now. Calling Lifeline again. I just want to sleep.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 10:36 [Preview] No.1034004 del
>>1034003
Go and join them.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 10:37 [Preview] No.1034005 del
>>1033992
War machine
barrons cove
captain fantastic
i forget the other good ones.
probably resident evil im gonna see it sunday


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 10:37 [Preview] No.1034006 del
>>1034003
This NEET >>1034004 is right. The Yoga would do you well.


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NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.1034008 del
>>1033894
Based.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 10:41 [Preview] No.1034009 del
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New day tomorrow neets. Will get on top of my problems. I have the tools I need.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 10:41 [Preview] No.1034010 del
>>1033905
She might not be suitable long term but not crazy enough to leave you


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 10:42 [Preview] No.1034011 del
>>1033927
Cruisey was going to get me those at one stage.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 10:43 [Preview] No.1034012 del
>>1033935
Good development.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 10:44 [Preview] No.1034013 del
>>1034009
You will do it neet.


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NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.1034015 del
>>1033956
👆💯


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.1034016 del
>>1034011
And the little pink collar and leash.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.1034017 del
>>1033963
One day you'll get the support you need.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 10:46 [Preview] No.1034018 del
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Big Oooooooooooooofff


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 10:47 [Preview] No.1034019 del
>>1033997
>>1033999
He's far too important as an asset to be deployed on the front lines.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 10:47 [Preview] No.1034020 del
>>1034009
Good luck NEET.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 10:47 [Preview] No.1034021 del


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 10:49 [Preview] No.1034022 del
Bsides day 2 complete. Spoke to a few more people today. Went to drinks celebration after it. Bar with tab, order whatever you want but wait in line.

I build my badge and complete my first attempt at soldering. Some of the talks were quite interesting. A lot more AI slop is being let it in presentation even though they are interesting. Whizzing into the distance tomorrow arvo.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 10:53 [Preview] No.1034023 del
>>1034022
Sounds like it's going well.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 10:53 [Preview] No.1034024 del
>>1034022
I am envious of this neet and his adventures.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 10:56 [Preview] No.1034025 del
>>1034000
Well done. I'm impressed at the way you conducted yourself.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 10:58 [Preview] No.1034026 del
>>1034022
You are thriving over there NEET. Excellent work.


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NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 11:13 [Preview] No.1034028 del
>>1034022
Do you think there's much possibility of a cybersec career with all the ai shit going on right now?


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 11:37 [Preview] No.1034029 del
>>1034028
Autonomous AI agents are a while away from being useful and cost effective. AI will enhance in speed up the process but if there is a new and novel attack that someone with experience can pick up that the model was not trained on or is aware of how to detect then I would say the human still very much needs to be in the loop. As a profession I don't see it disappearing entirely, lower level/junior positions could be fewer.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 11:41 [Preview] No.1034030 del
>>1034029
What?
It only does what you ask, if you dont know how to articulate what you want, it cant perform it.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 11:48 [Preview] No.1034031 del
"I'm Pidge. Pidge Skywalker."


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 11:50 [Preview] No.1034032 del
>>1034031
No you're not, you're just a nordy little neet.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 11:57 [Preview] No.1034033 del
>>1034030
It can do whatever you want if you have the budget and will burn through cash analysing thousands of logs. Someone senior is still going to have to tell it what to do as in how to look, where to look and how to do it efficiently.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 11:58 [Preview] No.1034034 del
Good night NEETs.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 11:59 [Preview] No.1034035 del
>>1034034
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 12:02 [Preview] No.1034036 del
>>1034034
Night fella.

>>1034032
My name is Pidge. James Pidge.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 12:49 [Preview] No.1034037 del
>>1034033
I guess, but pretty much any code that is already in use, its able to make. Then they train it by putting several agents doing one task, so the others can audit and log 'friction' in processes. Its analysing its own actions. And all of those things they do better than humans. Self auditing. Its fucking mental. One is studying the other agent do the task. Ffs getting rained on. Butyeah, it is scary. Its just constantly getting better and will probably do everyone's job better than they can.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 13:09 [Preview] No.1034038 del
>>1034036
Good.. Bad.. I'm the guy with the Pidge.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 18:19 [Preview] No.1034040 del
>>1033943
good lad


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 19:54 [Preview] No.1034041 del
quite like seppo folk music about the civil war https://youtube.com/watch?v=bEvBCnHPM4Y [Embed]


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 20:19 [Preview] No.1034042 del
>>1034034
Night m8


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NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 20:37 [Preview] No.1034044 del
hharrumpg


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NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 20:49 [Preview] No.1034046 del
Nightmares. Woe


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 20:55 [Preview] No.1034047 del
>>1034037
Also different models, how do they perform for cost and detection measures will need to be assessed. Executive around are going to ask, why are we not using Elongs AI compared to OpenAI. A junior analyst could do that work supervising it and evaluating it. If you are doubling cost for the new meme model, are you seeing the benefit from it should be assessed. There are ways to do it cheaply like using cheaper models but again you would need someone to supervise that process for reporting and manage it all

Also given different log sources what do they mean and can the AI understand what it all means when put together, do we care about this feature and does it solve a problem efficiently. Some AI of them are good in like Microsoft suite for their products but if I dump everything into a single Syslog table, does the AI understand how everything is transformed and how it all connects together, I have my doubts. From what I have seen and learned AI is great at doing what it knows and what it has been trained on, but outside those tasks it can be a lot weaker. Until that uplifts for AI agents, I will remain skeptical and isnt cheap, every vendor offers it but be prepared to pay.

The use of AI in cybersecurity is still very much beneficial to create queries and analyse, but again it is all directed by a human who has expertise on what looks good and bad based on their understanding of the environment.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 21:07 [Preview] No.1034048 del
go crows!


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 21:18 [Preview] No.1034049 del
Tringnton poo


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 21:18 [Preview] No.1034050 del
trying to even


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 21:24 [Preview] No.1034051 del
The problem with facsimile humanoid sex robots is a matter of lack of investment
These sex robots need to industrially revolutionised like the automobile
Go to a scrap yard and you will just see piles of damaged cars and unwanted cars
The same needs to happen for sex robots


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 21:29 [Preview] No.1034052 del
>>1034051
We need MonkAI to revolutionise society.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 21:34 [Preview] No.1034053 del
>>1034044
Going to that drag show?


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 21:35 [Preview] No.1034054 del
>>1034053
It’s raining right now, so nfi what they’re going to do


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 21:45 [Preview] No.1034055 del
shitter: clogged


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 21:55 [Preview] No.1034057 del
GM. Might coffee and go read


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NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 22:00 [Preview] No.1034059 del
>>1034055
Mine was still barely flushing this morning. Two full flushes to make any difference. Good riddance I am leaving the hotel soon.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 22:01 [Preview] No.1034060 del
>>1034059
this took 4 flushes and a coat hanger breaking its back


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 22:02 [Preview] No.1034061 del
the septic gnomes gonna be eating good today


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 22:03 [Preview] No.1034062 del
I'm watching the naked woman channel


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>>1034062
*woodman


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 22:26 [Preview] No.1034064 del
>>1034057
Grab me a buttermilk scone please.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 22:28 [Preview] No.1034065 del
Might give building a taysir another gi. Gnomesayin?


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 23:00 [Preview] No.1034066 del
It's already a prolapsed kind of day 😮‍💨


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 23:02 [Preview] No.1034067 del
>>1034063
WTF is picture?


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 23:04 [Preview] No.1034068 del
>>1034062
Wish I could get back the hundreds of dollars spent on e-cam whores.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 23:05 [Preview] No.1034069 del
the woodman castings were some fine pornography, you can't deny that.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 23:07 [Preview] No.1034070 del
>>1034069
jew nonsense


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 23:13 [Preview] No.1034071 del
Currently living a semi-charmed kind of life, baby


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 23:19 [Preview] No.1034072 del
>>1034047
Yeah, cybersecurity in particular will need oversight. I think for creating processes, and automating the checks through processes could be automated though, including security.
I'm more thinking about health and social services. With that medicare data that was breached, you could use the info to make health care plans and find where resource should be directed.
Human oversight would be needed but with data sets that big, the outcmes will be the same in most cases. Like same recommendation letters or tests for half the ountry.


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NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 23:33 [Preview] No.1034074 del
Might buy some kratom


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 23:37 [Preview] No.1034075 del
Looking forward to dinner already


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 23:40 [Preview] No.1034076 del
Are we having a footy stream today?
I think I'm going for Freo, but Lions will probably win.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 23:43 [Preview] No.1034077 del
>>1034076
Footy gay


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 23:54 [Preview] No.1034078 del
normieball


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 23:55 [Preview] No.1034079 del
>>1034063
This better not be the neet at Bsides.


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NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 23:58 [Preview] No.1034082 del
Imagine having a wife. it would be like a sleepover with your best friend every night but you also get to have sex.


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 23:58 [Preview] No.1034083 del
>>1034079
>We promised these unemployed neets high paying cybersecurity jobs at bsides
>Instead pierre woodman made these desperate young neets perform degenerate sex acts on camera for money
Now you know why webby stopped going


NEET 09/25/2026 (Fri) 23:59 [Preview] No.1034084 del
>>1034082
They hit you in the face with vacuum cleaners.


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 00:11 [Preview] No.1034085 del
>>1034080
Garn FREO


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 00:11 [Preview] No.1034086 del


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 00:12 [Preview] No.1034087 del
Watching Dawson's Creek


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 00:12 [Preview] No.1034088 del
>>1034082
Me and Cruisey do the same most nights.


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 00:13 [Preview] No.1034089 del
>>1034087
A couple of the grils in that were cute back inna day


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 00:13 [Preview] No.1034090 del
I give him the old 1, 2, hoovermatic reach around.


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 00:14 [Preview] No.1034091 del
>>1034089
Now they're fat hobgoblins with chips on their shoulders that they cant complain about being objectified anymore.


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 00:15 [Preview] No.1034092 del
>>1034089
All for a crumb kf pussy smh my head


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 00:15 [Preview] No.1034093 del
Very smelly today. 5xl trackies in dire need of a wash.


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 00:16 [Preview] No.1034094 del
>>1034085
Garn Freddo


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 00:16 [Preview] No.1034095 del
this board is no longer a mondster board, its is 99% sugar free pine lime flying power board
3.5 healf star rating


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 00:17 [Preview] No.1034096 del
>>1034094
Fredo.
*Weber shoots you in the back of the head while out fishing*


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 00:19 [Preview] No.1034097 del
It's falling out of me for the second time this morning 😔


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 00:20 [Preview] No.1034098 del
>>1034052
it's a tfw without a gf


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 00:20 [Preview] No.1034099 del
>>1034087
🎵🎵I don't want to wait, for our lives to be over.🎵🎵


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NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 00:24 [Preview] No.1034101 del
>>1034100
No one likes you or your nasty attitude


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 00:26 [Preview] No.1034102 del
That wasn't a ban worthy post.


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 00:27 [Preview] No.1034103 del
>>1034102
Zesty does cheeky little short bans just for the red message to appear


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 00:28 [Preview] No.1034104 del
>>1034103
Then will tell us not to engage. What a fag.


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 00:31 [Preview] No.1034105 del
>>1034097
It's over.


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 00:32 [Preview] No.1034106 del
Getting super lazy with all this napping. A good afternoon nap is like (what I imagine to be) taking opoids, supreme sense of calm and relaxation. I have become an addict, refusing to do anything without them.


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NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 00:35 [Preview] No.1034108 del
>>1034065
I think I still have the first stage of one lying about that I made
basically just a 555 in astable configuration, with pin 3 going to the base of an NPN power transistor and the collector going to a audio transformer
stage 2 would basically be a cockroft-walton multiplier
you'd probably need to pot stage 2


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 00:37 [Preview] No.1034109 del
>>1034102
Yes it was


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 00:38 [Preview] No.1034110 del
>>1034107
Happy birthday neet


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 00:43 [Preview] No.1034111 del
>>1034110
too early


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 00:44 [Preview] No.1034112 del
>>1034111
well, for last year


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 00:46 [Preview] No.1034113 del
Really got to do something about the 5xl trackie situation, they all have holes in them or worn bits around the bum or groin, it's only a matter before I get in trouble for wearing them in public while I'm out buying junk food at coles.


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NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 00:48 [Preview] No.1034115 del
>>1034113
Big W etc will be running out winter stock cheap now we're heading into summer


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 01:01 [Preview] No.1034116 del
ProudNEET would just wear them. It is the external world that needs to adapt.


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 01:14 [Preview] No.1034117 del
>>1034111
Happy birthday


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 01:17 [Preview] No.1034118 del
Suzuki way of life!


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 01:17 [Preview] No.1034119 del
Woolies had raw salmon and barramundi sushi yesterday. But of course none today. Just constantly getting fucked in the arse by everyone.


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 01:18 [Preview] No.1034120 del
>>1034119
Sushi is bad


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 01:25 [Preview] No.1034121 del
>>1034119
Think i've asked this before (possibly a few times) but does your woolworths have pic n mix sweets still?


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 01:25 [Preview] No.1034122 del
In the middle of a bender. Fell asleep on the floor last night. Carn brissy


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 01:37 [Preview] No.1034123 del
>>1034119
>bara sushi
Not sure about that, have you had it before? I guess if its small slices would be okay, but its a tough meat.


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 01:37 [Preview] No.1034124 del
>>1034122
Where did she put the vacuum today?


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 01:39 [Preview] No.1034125 del
the victor woolies has a dedicated sushi bar in the middle of it with some kind of yellow peril working there
wouldn't have thought there would be the demand for it there
lizbef doesn't have one


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 01:40 [Preview] No.1034126 del
People still play Pokemon Go?


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 01:43 [Preview] No.1034127 del
>>1034121
>pic n mix
The concept never existed here at all.


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 01:44 [Preview] No.1034128 del
>>1034124
I hope it was a wet and dry.


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 01:46 [Preview] No.1034129 del
>>1034128
Imagine the slurping sounds.


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 01:48 [Preview] No.1034130 del
I have never eaten a single piece of sushi in my life and I do not ever plan to.


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 01:50 [Preview] No.1034131 del
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>>1034065
Happy soldering.


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 01:52 [Preview] No.1034132 del
>>1034130
the raw fish sashimi is quite peng and healthy too, but yes it's mostly rice. The Asian countries have the highest rate of diabetes because of the rice consumption but quares in the west revere it because it's foreign and therefore good


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>>1034122
Hope the floor was comfy.


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 02:26 [Preview] No.1034134 del
went down to the river and read for a bit. got hungry so i went to the plaza and sat outside with two spring rolls. a young plump but not fat goth walked past me and stopped infront of me to cross the road. she was wearing a skirt and the wind kept flaunting her panties to my sight. now i need to wank or my inner rapist will be set loose


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 02:28 [Preview] No.1034135 del
Might rape her bumhole when she gets home


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 02:36 [Preview] No.1034136 del
>>1034135
I volunteer as tribute!


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 02:49 [Preview] No.1034137 del
>>1034134
What did you read NEET?


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 02:53 [Preview] No.1034138 del
>>1034137
My doctor recomended me a book called ayurveda and the mind yesterday. i read about 35 pages of it.
He said it's his favourite book but i'm yet to find the value he tells me it has. it is a bit of an interesting read so far.


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 02:57 [Preview] No.1034139 del
>AYURVEDA AND THE MIND is perhaps the first book published in the West that explores specifically the psychological aspect of this great system. The book explores how to heal our minds on all levels from the subconscious to the superconscious, along with the role of diet, impressions, mantra, meditation, yoga and many other methods to create wholeness. "Opens the doors to a new energetic psychology," says Dr. Deepak Chopra, M.D.


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 02:58 [Preview] No.1034140 del
>>1034138
>>1034139
It sounds interesting.


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 03:13 [Preview] No.1034141 del
roast girello tonight
which means roast and gravy roll for breakkayie tomorrow


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 03:14 [Preview] No.1034142 del
Doggo better make it.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JFQcDFhNh4o [Embed]


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 03:16 [Preview] No.1034143 del
>Girello is a lean, boneless cut of beef from the hind leg, commonly known as the eye of round or eye of silverside


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 03:20 [Preview] No.1034144 del
>>1034131
I remember when I was a kid we used to solder without proper fume extractors. Might be why I grew up so retarded.


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 03:20 [Preview] No.1034145 del
>>1034142
Motherbat was telling me she wanted to go see it this mording.


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 03:20 [Preview] No.1034146 del
>>1034142
I thought he was going to take the controls and land that plane.


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 03:20 [Preview] No.1034147 del
>>1034144
I have been soldering for 30 years and never used one.


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 03:21 [Preview] No.1034148 del
more than 30 even


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 03:23 [Preview] No.1034149 del
>>1034146
Skippy would have.


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 03:25 [Preview] No.1034150 del
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I read Echopraxia by Peter Watts.
It is the sequel to Blindsight which I read a little while ago.
It was complex and demanding hard sci-fi. Plot confusing at times.
A bit grim and bleak. The author doesn't believe humans have free will.
Book has vampires in it but they are scientific type of vampires not fantasy ones. Quite scary.


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 03:27 [Preview] No.1034151 del
>>1034150
>The author doesn't believe humans have free will.
According to physics, we live in a deterministic universe, which means free will is an impossibility.


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 03:27 [Preview] No.1034152 del
>>1034142
Saw a preview for that while sitting through terminator 2 the other week. I'm skeptical that any 2020s action movie is gonna be worth watching, even if it's just brad pitt and his doggo.


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 03:33 [Preview] No.1034153 del
>>1034148
based. there's a roll of silver solder at my work but nobody likes to use it because it doesn't melt as quickly as the lead


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 03:39 [Preview] No.1034154 del
>>1034151
I do not view the science as settled. The question is still open.


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 03:52 [Preview] No.1034155 del
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You risk serious injury just taking a piss on a moving train.


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 03:55 [Preview] No.1034156 del
>>1034141
Eating like a king!


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 03:58 [Preview] No.1034157 del
>>1034141
>roast and gravy roll for breakkayie
Thats a good brekky.


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 04:01 [Preview] No.1034158 del
>>1034108
This was back in the days when Dick Smith sold the goods. Etched the board, drilled the holes and did the soldering but got no spark.


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 04:03 [Preview] No.1034159 del
>>1034110
Thx neet
I'll be 37


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 04:04 [Preview] No.1034160 del
My eyesight is rooted. Can't see small detail further than about 30cennometres.


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 04:10 [Preview] No.1034161 del


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 04:14 [Preview] No.1034162 del
So tired


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 04:16 [Preview] No.1034163 del
>>1034162
You probably have congested breathing


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 04:19 [Preview] No.1034164 del
>>1034142
similar premise to hatchet except perhaps more based and with a doggo


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 04:30 [Preview] No.1034165 del
might another sandwich


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 04:31 [Preview] No.1034166 del
>>1034165
i had bff butcher style ham with lettuce and tomato and mayo


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 04:31 [Preview] No.1034167 del
They're onto me.


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 04:33 [Preview] No.1034168 del
wish i had a big tiddy homemaker wife
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pFtXYTG-VNk [Embed]


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 04:33 [Preview] No.1034169 del
>>1034165
Go easy on the Keen's curry powder this time please.


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 04:37 [Preview] No.1034171 del
might do some soldering tonight while she has my laptop hostage watching outlander and mobland s02e02


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 04:39 [Preview] No.1034172 del
>>1034068
They spent that money on whore stuff


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 04:39 [Preview] No.1034173 del
>>1034082
They get in the way of wanking


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 04:39 [Preview] No.1034174 del
>>1034172
it was also money fifo embezzled from flips


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 04:40 [Preview] No.1034175 del
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=sBW8Vnp8BzU [Embed]


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 04:40 [Preview] No.1034176 del
Deep in the forward 50


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 04:41 [Preview] No.1034177 del
>>1034175
kylie minogew was performing at the sportsball grand final today, toothpaste


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 04:42 [Preview] No.1034178 del
>>1034176
weber's sigmoid


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 04:42 [Preview] No.1034179 del
>>1034171
>while she has my laptop hostage
She can't watch them on the telly?


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 04:43 [Preview] No.1034180 del
>>1034179
she only has a fetch box and no paid subscriptions


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 04:43 [Preview] No.1034181 del
Feel sick. Should not have watched that nurse pull a tube out a guys arm. And then he started bleeding...


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 04:43 [Preview] No.1034182 del
>>1034125
It has several.
Coles and target entrance, and one in food court


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 04:43 [Preview] No.1034183 del
i mean the laptop will be connected to the tele with the hdmi


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 04:44 [Preview] No.1034184 del
>>1034182
i meant iniside wollies u knobber


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 04:44 [Preview] No.1034185 del
>>1034130
Most of the sushi isnt fish.
Roast chook, cucumber, avo and rice is good.


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 04:45 [Preview] No.1034186 del
>>1034141
Yummo. Morning roast is yhe way to go.


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 04:45 [Preview] No.1034187 del
>>1034143
My mouth is watering.


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 04:46 [Preview] No.1034188 del
>>1034155
Pick up your rubbish


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 04:47 [Preview] No.1034189 del
>>1034187
on special at drakes this week


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 04:47 [Preview] No.1034190 del
Bloody Dudley!


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 04:48 [Preview] No.1034191 del
GO BIG TEX WALKER! KICK THE BALL WITH YOUR FOOT


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 04:48 [Preview] No.1034192 del
>>1034184
Oh. Do they have a hot roast and taters section?
Fuck, I'm craving roast.


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 04:48 [Preview] No.1034193 del
>>1034190
I don't know who Dudley is.


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 04:48 [Preview] No.1034194 del
We need thread #1009 unlocked please.

It is close.


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 04:49 [Preview] No.1034195 del
>>1034183
Would have been easier if Shibs put a stream on.


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 04:49 [Preview] No.1034196 del
>>1034180
You can't put them on a USB?


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 04:50 [Preview] No.1034197 del
>>1034194
>
>It is close.
Close your eyes and think of the Queen Mum.


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 04:50 [Preview] No.1034198 del
>>1034196
last i tried the bravia was picky as hell about video formats
basically only liked old school avi and mpeg


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 04:52 [Preview] No.1034199 del
>>1034189
Ooh yeeeah.
Do they do white sauce silverside rolls? That sounds like it should be a thing. Pumpkin and carrot mash on the inside of the cut, horseradish dots.


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 04:53 [Preview] No.1034200 del
>>1034193
Dardy brudda from the west


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 04:53 [Preview] No.1034201 del
Fuck these cheatng brissy bear cunts


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 04:54 [Preview] No.1034202 del
>>1034199
i have no idea what hot meals they make
i was talking about uncooked gerillo roasts


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 04:54 [Preview] No.1034203 del
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RUN NEETS GET TO THE CHOPPAH!!


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 04:56 [Preview] No.1034204 del
Hes originally a best a lizbef boy. Webers probably tried to run him over.
Wearing webbyboig logo and all.


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 04:56 [Preview] No.1034205 del
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Dardy Dudley


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 04:57 [Preview] No.1034206 del
bet zesty isn't around to unlock the thread


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 04:58 [Preview] No.1034207 del
looks like fremantle are just too strong


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 04:58 [Preview] No.1034208 del
BUM RASH


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 04:59 [Preview] No.1034209 del
>>1034207
Fuck you
Youre not even watchung


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 04:59 [Preview] No.1034210 del
Heave HO


NEET 09/26/2026 (Sat) 04:59 [Preview] No.1034211 del
>>1034209
google updtng score



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