>>1037717
>that survived COVID
We were in lockdown when I turned 40. I was seeing one of those sugar babbies, Holli, at the time. I thought she'd suck my dick after I picked her up outside Myer at Tea Tree Plaza. Instead she gave me a gift bag that contained a fucking teddy bear, a power bank that doubled as a chink knockoff Gameboy, some pork crackling, and a packet of Arnott's Kingstons.
That night I opened a 40 year old bottle of Grange Hermitage and got some Ubereats jeet to deliver a couple of boigs. The cork crumbled on account of age, and I had to pour it through a Chux. Not one I'd wiped my bum on.
I emailed Penfolds about the disappointing experience. I didn't mention Holli.