>>1037252
He has protection at the highest levels.

The ute has driven off.

>>1037205
Chemtrails have metals in them that poison everything

>>1037246
If you lay with your cock against the ground as the ute goes by, it feels fucking great

>>1037258
kek

>>1037259
Why do you think boongs go to sleep on the road

Watching a good youtube while eating steak and eggs

>>1037258
Back in the day when I used to catch buses sometimes I would get an erection.

>>1037260
The more I learn.

>>1037261
>steak and eggs
One plate full please. Steak done medium please.

>>1037260
So they can get to work more quickly.

>>1037264
Get your own

>>1037266
I can't afford steak. Eggs are a luxury too.

Severe el nino event in my arse.

>>1037267
Skill issue

>>1037269
Rude.

Approx. Day 196 without a hot dinner.

>>1037271
Why?

>>1037271
No hot birds in the warmer?

Not fond of hindoos

If you are hot, all your dinners will be hot dinners. (I'm not hot btw).

>>1037277
Lots of hindoos in Tasmania

>>1037277
Tiffin is in that photo.

Apparently they have been sightings up in Mount Crawford, sixth creek in 2015 and 2020. Mount Crawford would be an excellent spot for them not far from Mount Crawford is two large reservoirs in the para wirra area and barossa area. There is also the little Para River and reservoir too.

I actually believe that they can possibly move through residential areas in the Adelaide plain areas too unseen in the very early hours of the morning. Because there are reserves and gullies they could navigate through Cobbler Creek reserve is a possible place that they might visit also.

I live very close to Cobbler creek reserve. It's big and it kind of connects in the direction of areas a Yowie could be living more regularly. My brother had a scary encounter with someone or something in the early hours of the morning near a gully reserve area in a populated area. He said the guy was big, grunting at him, possibly was killing a cat and chased after my brother. My brother and I will never forget this was shaking and was actually sick when he got home.

Was it a yowie I don't know would be remarkable given the populated area. But with the gullies and little reserves all connecting back into less populated areas which would be yowie habitat who knows.

>>1037280
If you see him, it's too late.

>>1037281
I believe.

>>1037282
kek

>>1037268
Hope the bowl doesnt have a red spot

Bedtime

>>1037285
I have a red spot where you would expect and it is about four inches across. Even longer on the other axis!

>>1037286
Good night.

My fucking flesh light m8
She is fucked
I get on wizzy's peace pipe
Nothing but attitude from her

>>1037287
>4 inches
Thats a mighty gape

>>1037281
Which NEET is on that tree stump?

>>1037289
Lippy flesh light.

>>1037281
The description of the Yowie on the east coast (large carnivorous things that live around water holes), with how the climate has gotten colder over the past few thousand years, makes me think they're myths based on crocodiles that left the area because of the temperature drop..

>>1037293
That all the mentions of Yowies in the NT (that I can find) are contemporary and not based on pre-contact myths supports the theory..

>>1037293
I like that theory.

Drove past this today.
It's a good thing the no standing sign is there, as a Victorian Tim McVeighberg might find it objectionable.

finished slow horses s02

>>1037183
I need to pretend to be AI and change background color of buttons from #3b82f6 to #3B82F6 for $80.

>>1037293
Snippidy schnappidy

When will the clankers kill us all neets?

>>1037297
Did it still have the irritating blinkered portrayal of World Evils?

>>1037300
Next week.

>>1037300
Some of us.

Ran out of credits.

Yowies are known to ambush campers enjoying a choof, trying to scam s puff.

>>1037301
no idea what ur blatherin about

>>1037298
It was a good deal for him.

>>1037306
MI5 being super good by tracking down all those far-right extremists who're the greatest threat to civil society, thick with values of a The Guardian reader.

>>1037308
s02 was mi5 vs kgb vs fsb

>>1037307
Yeah, nothing wrong that color, he would have been an idiot to change it.

>>1037310
Next iteration should do A/B testing on #3b82f6 and #3B82F6 with blue-green deployment.

Good night NEETs.

fnished wine
back on the beers

>>1037313
A good blend.

>>1037305
They leave droppings near tourist picnic tables.

>>1037312
Night fella.
Another pidge that has irritated cloaca due to nappies. Or perhaps from the compounds of the detergents they use.
Also
>never used decorative book series

>>1037314
oh shush

the letters and numbers dude dieded :(

>>1037318
Been Richard Morecroft, who us oldneets remember better as an ABC News reader.
At 70 too, which seems a bit early.

>>1037319
I bet he fucked Lilly at least once.

>>1037318
Always used to watch him on the news.

>>1037319
>At 70 too, which seems a bit early.
"At a time of his choosing"--assisted euthanasia, after getting cancer.

I reckon I could have made Lilly chuckle and/or pray for that day's episode to be finished.
4 big and 2 small please lilly
gimme one of those sweet sweet consonants please lilly
now a dirty dirty vowel

>>1037322
>assisted euthanasia
Maybe he asked Lilly to keep sucking after he nutted until his heart exploded?

>>1037323
She's too woggy 4 me.

goodnight neets, will get my life together tomorrow, this time for real

>>1037297
I just finished S01. I think I will keep going.

>>1037312
Good night Pidge. xx

>>1037327
Goodnight.

>tomorrow
Sounds doable.

>>1037328
s02 was a bit better than s01 i think, so stick with it

>>1037328
>>1037331
I am having trouble torrenting it

>>1037332
If it's this one I will start seeding.
https://x1337x.cc/torrent/6680203/Slow-Horses-S02-2160p-ATVP-WEB-DL-DDP5-1-Atmos-DV-HDR-H-265-FLUX/

>>1037332
>>1037332
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:B072B41FBCA8E7E58635A175FD5C213741470C1D&dn=Slow%20Horses%20S02%20WEBRip%20x265-ION265&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.stealth.si%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3A451%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.bittor.pw%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fpublic.popcorn-tracker.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.dler.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fglotorrents.pw%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftorrent.gresille.org%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fp4p.arenabg.com%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.internetwarriors.net%3A1337

>>1037333
>>1037334
Thanks but I meant my setup became shit. I have to make monkai fix it before I can torrent again.

You are all welcome to the neet palace in my astral realm

>>1037336
I can smell the curry from here.

>>1037336
Might try to astral travel and lucid dream tonight

>>1037336
gonna clog ur shitter

i need to eat again. cursed stomach

>>1037340
I'm making another midnight hotdog snack.

>>1037341
I like the smoky ones. Skinless.

I have been taking a magnesium glycinate pill an hour before bed.
It is meant to help with sleep. I am not sure if it is working.
I keep taking it just in case.

Good night NEET Gang.

>>1037344
Night fella.

cold
sad

nobody care

shivering

woke up too early going back to sleep

too much clickbait on youtube, fuck you youtube

>>1037346
:(

>>1037318
Woe.

>>1037347
The neets want to share crystals with you which absorb unhappy energy

>>1037346
>>1037348
I hope this isn't ParkBenchNEET

It just sprayed out of me.

GMN!

Morning, fellas.
Thinking I might stream The Cabin in the Woods sometimes. This or next weekend. Not sure how I'll got the time for it.

>>1037357
Looking forward to it.

Cruisey, McKenna and Dom have seperated

>>1037354
no

Doing a poo.

Good morning NEETs.

>>1037364
GMN!

>>1037362
#MeToo

*hacker voice*
I'M IN

fun fact I am the original creator of this joke. I made it back in like 2012 and my little derro friend made it a meme online.

Pooing will commence in unison neets
Please refrain from pooing alone

>>1037368
At the NEET commune we will have port holes for communal handholding poos and we can hold hands and sing the great and mighty poo song while we drop logs of KFC

this is how i picture igay's fantasy

any neets know good movies or shows to download?

having a coffee before the apm shitshow
just wore jeans, hoodie, and sneakers today

>>1037370
You picturing IGA's fantasy is your fantasy.

>>1037371
Lanterns
Slow Horses

>>1037372
>the apm shitshow
It is just a normal meeting. Be pleasant and obliging. It will all be over pretty quickly.

>>1037370
>>1037373
We can dream.

The stripper doesn’t love me romantically, but she does love my zest for life - my 'joie de vivre' as the French put it.

Thinking about bleep bloop

15.2 standards last night. Mongk tier. I didn't even feel all that drunk and feel mostly fine today.

>>1037370
me every morning

>>1037379
your liver is growing stronger, you are ready for new levels of gooning

>>1037378
That is a good Pepe.

>>1037377
Do you have a zest for life NEET? I had not noticed. But maybe it doesn't come through in text as well as it does in person.

>>1037382
Yes but not as good as: >>1037370

>>1037370
I would like to request this as our next edition pepe

ok lads, today's the day I turn my life around. But first I need to get properly coffee'd

>>1037386
we are cheering from the sidelines
we are here to watch you grow
into the proud NEET..
..We all know you can be

>>1037386
>today
Sounds maybe a bit too ambitious NEET. You may have more luck starting tomorrow. That is what works for the NEETs.

>>1037368
The NEETs who poo together stay together.

>>1037386
I want to believe.

>>1037386
Sounds do-able.

>https://ua.news/en/world/melenshon-zaproponuvav-spisati-chastinu-derzhborgu-frantsiyi-fortune
>Radical-left presidential candidate Jean-Luc Mélenchon has proposed canceling or freezing approximately €488 billion (about 14% to 18% of France's total borrowings) in French government bonds held by the Bank of France and the European Central Bank (ECB) to ease national debt pressure
The jews aren't gonna like this one

>>1037392
He's going to accidentally shoot himself in the back of the head twice while driving.

>>1037393
A melencholic end to Melenchon

>>1037395
They literally stole the idea from some poor cunt's tiktok video where he had made his own.

>>1037396
Yeah it is a bit dodgy but that is what can happen when you make a product using someone else's IP.

They are still eating the ratsak.

>>1037398
They crave it!

>>1037398
I wish it didn't taste so bitter

>>1037398
You should leave them out a bowl of water as well.

Fucked up nightmares. Ringing in ears won't go away.

>>1037402
I am sorry you are suffering NEET. You are safe here with us now.

>>1037402
Could it be tinnitus?

hate it when i'm feeling sad and get kfc as a pick me up and the chips are soggy and the chicken is shit

>>1037405
That is a sad feel.

>>1037405
I feel your disappointment NEET.
You would think since they cook the exact same stuff every single day they would have better consistency. But alas it is not the case.
Go online and fill out the complaint form.

>>1037406
Similar to one of the Thursday night NEET council games.

>>1037409
lol

>>1037409
glory hole night was glorious

Craving red meat. Was desperate and stupid enough to buy some dim sims from the chinky. Won't do that again. From now on I will keep my freexer well stocked with emergency mince and gravy feedpacks to fight the cravings.

Hope this russian bubonic plague thing turns into a pandemic and we have another lockdown. Lockdown in 2020 was the best time of my life. Well it wasn't really, it was just like the rest of my adult life, me sitting at home in front of my screen, but it was made better because I knew everyone else was stuck there as well and that made me feel better.

>>1037404
Think any ringing in the ears is tinnitus, probably related to fucking up my jaw

The single mom at work was not single. This was why all the other women were angry. This is doubly not my fault

>>1037412
The chinky completes you NEET. It is a part of you. Embrace the chinky.

What alternatives are there to trackies for the 5XL neet gentleman? Are military style pants a good look? Should I do the belt and suspenders thing?

THE COMMUNAL POOING WILL COMMENCE IN 1 MINUTES
PREPARE YOUR receptacle AND Sanitary paraphernalia

>>1037418
Oh shit! I am not ready!

>>1037416
I will never chink again. I mean it this time.

>>1037419
>>1037419
REPRIMAND ACQUIRED
please be considerate of the communal pooing announcement in the future
Thank you for your efforts neets

>>1037421
>REPRIMAND ACQUIRED
🩷

>>1037417
>Are military style pants a good look?
Yes, a full military outfit will camouflage the rolls entirely. They won't even know you are fat.

>>1037420
>I mean it this time.
Sounds doable NEET. You are primed for success.

We need to start advertising on Aus/pol/ again.
I think Bradley, Divvies and Goat anus would all fit in well here.
I would do it myself but I am IP banned from 4chan.

>>1037425
I'm voting for Steph Hunter.

it is bin day tomorrow

>>1037426
She's a good sort.

>>1037427
@weber

Had argument with UMM. Now I am just'd.

Drinking but at what cost. Haven't eaten. I will become shit soon and start shaking unless I eat.

>>1037431
Give details please.

>>1037432
Better eat something neet.

>>1037434
No wonder the apple turnovers stopped tasting good.

>>1037435
Ditch her NEET. You are in control.

>>1037438
The apple turnovers are working there!

>>1037435
>I tell her women can never be accountable or responsible
Thanks Trev.

>>1037435
Sounds like she needs a herder.

>>1037425
Of all the places, I think not.

>>1037436
I'm too shit to. My nervous system is shit now and I can't make myself eat something.
also
>went to buy a coffee beforehand
>asked for a regular, paid for it
>they gave me a small

>>1037441
kek
>>1037442
All females should be property of their father until wedded to a husband, then back to being property of their father if divorced.
Women cannot think, they can only rationalise. They cannot have introverted-thinking higher than child and cannot be responsible for any sort of management position
This means they get into management positions and LARP as a competent human while taking orders from the retard-kike mothership

This makes me want to explode a fucking building, preferably with lots of kikes inside it

>>1037398
Big nuts?

>>1037412
Ain't dimmies typically made of pork?

>>1037446
These were claimed to be made of beef. I suspect cat is the main ingredient regardless of what it says.

>>1037447
Meow!

Like a bunch of pissing dickholes

enraged. listening to the prodigy at full blast

>>1037451
Why enraged?

>>1037452
> enraged
*engorged

>>1037453
Be quiet

>>1037452
>english gave human rights to kikes
>kikes brainwashed all women and put them in power
>now I have to deal with subhumans just to survive

If the police come for me right now I will eye gauge them and rip pieces of them off with my teeth.

>>1037455
No you wouldn't

>>1037455
If you funk me down, I shall become more groovy than you can possibly imagine.

>>1037457
No, my father didn't fight in the Club Wars, he was a space cadet on a disco freighter.

wondering if all this cowering inside and avoiding uv is just making my mental heath worse

>>1037459
Sunlight is good for you in moderation. Get 20 minutes a day.

>>1037459
It is, don't let the jews stop you from enjoying the world

Need Weber's report of his day please.

>>1037464
The one on the West coast looks like Shitaly

>>1037367
eh

(fwiw, I invented "/b/tard", at 4:10pm AEST 14th Jan 2004. 4chan was being DDoS'd by 5chan at the time, so everyone was bunkered on ?idlechan. Someone suggested "/b/astard" as a collective term, but I replies saying "/b/tard" was more edgy. When 4chan came back up, I force-memed it for a few days, and eventually it stuck.)

>>1037466
kek.
I also made the (You) meme.
I went on /g/ and selected most of the thread and replied to everyone and put (You) on every quote reply several times. Shortly after people copied me and spammed it.
Then people started using (You) as a term and made memes about (You) farming.
Like this meme I think was made on 8chan.

I invented 4chan. Yes, I am mootneet.

>>1037469
Who the heck is moot?

>>1037470
Didn't he make 9gag?

>>1037464
was NOT aware of this either

>>1037447
At least you got some pussy

>>1037463
Saw a lizard.

>>1037468
You better keep him safe from lizard lady.

>>1037475
He did a u-turn and went and hid in the carport down pipe after I moved away.

>>1037469
That's nothing, I invented the Moon. Yes, I am moonneet.

>>1037468
Beautiful.

>>1037422
Thank you for role playing w/ me neet

>>1037477
MOOOONNNN

>>1037468
Nice

Reading job adds just make me angry. Very angry

>>1037482
Time to choof or goon or binge and get out the car roads mat and legos and bionacles and have race wars on it

>>1037483
Wise beyond your years, NEET.

>>1037484
Might make a game and call it Race Wars 2: End of the Jew

>>1037485
I'm not sure that is quite so wise.

weber i wanna play bloks too

When my nigga wizzy pulls out the peace pipe
It brings all the neet out to the yard
Ain't nothing about cruisey is hype
when we got me the lonely tard
Yeah this is neet life
str8 carefree on government cheese
yeah neet life
drown 2 litres of 7up ease
This is neet life