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NEET General #1012 - Sky Vacuum Edition NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 06:55 [Preview] No. 1037205
Do you NEETs think chemtrails are real? What are they spraying on us?
I once felt something wet fall on me from the sky but I think it was just water. Rain.

Old Thread: >>1036217


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 08:22 [Preview] No.1037252 del
How?


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 08:23 [Preview] No.1037255 del
>>1037252
He has protection at the highest levels.


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 08:24 [Preview] No.1037256 del
The ute has driven off.


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 08:25 [Preview] No.1037257 del
>>1037205
Chemtrails have metals in them that poison everything


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 08:26 [Preview] No.1037258 del
>>1037246
If you lay with your cock against the ground as the ute goes by, it feels fucking great


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 08:26 [Preview] No.1037259 del


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 08:27 [Preview] No.1037260 del
>>1037259
Why do you think boongs go to sleep on the road


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 08:28 [Preview] No.1037261 del
Watching a good youtube while eating steak and eggs


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 08:28 [Preview] No.1037262 del
>>1037258
Back in the day when I used to catch buses sometimes I would get an erection.


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 08:28 [Preview] No.1037263 del
>>1037260
The more I learn.


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 08:29 [Preview] No.1037264 del
>>1037261
>steak and eggs
One plate full please. Steak done medium please.


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 08:30 [Preview] No.1037266 del
>>1037264
Get your own


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 08:31 [Preview] No.1037267 del
>>1037266
I can't afford steak. Eggs are a luxury too.


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 08:32 [Preview] No.1037268 del
Severe el nino event in my arse.


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 08:33 [Preview] No.1037269 del
>>1037267
Skill issue


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NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 08:44 [Preview] No.1037271 del
Approx. Day 196 without a hot dinner.


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 08:47 [Preview] No.1037272 del


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 08:47 [Preview] No.1037273 del
>>1037271
No hot birds in the warmer?


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 08:51 [Preview] No.1037274 del
Not fond of hindoos


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 08:52 [Preview] No.1037275 del
If you are hot, all your dinners will be hot dinners. (I'm not hot btw).


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NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 08:53 [Preview] No.1037277 del
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NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 08:54 [Preview] No.1037278 del
>>1037277
Lots of hindoos in Tasmania


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NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 08:55 [Preview] No.1037280 del
>>1037277
Tiffin is in that photo.


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 09:01 [Preview] No.1037281 del
Apparently they have been sightings up in Mount Crawford, sixth creek in 2015 and 2020. Mount Crawford would be an excellent spot for them not far from Mount Crawford is two large reservoirs in the para wirra area and barossa area. There is also the little Para River and reservoir too.

I actually believe that they can possibly move through residential areas in the Adelaide plain areas too unseen in the very early hours of the morning. Because there are reserves and gullies they could navigate through Cobbler Creek reserve is a possible place that they might visit also.

I live very close to Cobbler creek reserve. It's big and it kind of connects in the direction of areas a Yowie could be living more regularly. My brother had a scary encounter with someone or something in the early hours of the morning near a gully reserve area in a populated area. He said the guy was big, grunting at him, possibly was killing a cat and chased after my brother. My brother and I will never forget this was shaking and was actually sick when he got home.

Was it a yowie I don't know would be remarkable given the populated area. But with the gullies and little reserves all connecting back into less populated areas which would be yowie habitat who knows.


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 09:01 [Preview] No.1037282 del
>>1037280
If you see him, it's too late.


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 09:02 [Preview] No.1037283 del
>>1037281
I believe.


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 09:04 [Preview] No.1037284 del


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 09:04 [Preview] No.1037285 del
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>>1037268
Hope the bowl doesnt have a red spot


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 09:05 [Preview] No.1037286 del
Bedtime


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 09:06 [Preview] No.1037287 del
>>1037285
I have a red spot where you would expect and it is about four inches across. Even longer on the other axis!


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 09:06 [Preview] No.1037288 del
>>1037286
Good night.


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 09:07 [Preview] No.1037289 del
My fucking flesh light m8
She is fucked
I get on wizzy's peace pipe
Nothing but attitude from her


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 09:08 [Preview] No.1037290 del
>>1037287
>4 inches
Thats a mighty gape


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 09:17 [Preview] No.1037291 del
>>1037281
Which NEET is on that tree stump?


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 09:18 [Preview] No.1037292 del
>>1037289
Lippy flesh light.


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 09:24 [Preview] No.1037293 del
>>1037281
The description of the Yowie on the east coast (large carnivorous things that live around water holes), with how the climate has gotten colder over the past few thousand years, makes me think they're myths based on crocodiles that left the area because of the temperature drop..


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 09:25 [Preview] No.1037294 del
>>1037293
That all the mentions of Yowies in the NT (that I can find) are contemporary and not based on pre-contact myths supports the theory..


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 09:27 [Preview] No.1037295 del
>>1037293
I like that theory.


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 09:27 [Preview] No.1037296 del
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Drove past this today.
It's a good thing the no standing sign is there, as a Victorian Tim McVeighberg might find it objectionable.


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 09:37 [Preview] No.1037297 del
finished slow horses s02


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 09:41 [Preview] No.1037299 del
>>1037293
Snippidy schnappidy


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 09:41 [Preview] No.1037300 del
When will the clankers kill us all neets?


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 09:42 [Preview] No.1037301 del
>>1037297
Did it still have the irritating blinkered portrayal of World Evils?


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 09:44 [Preview] No.1037302 del
>>1037300
Next week.


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 09:44 [Preview] No.1037303 del
>>1037300
Some of us.


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 09:44 [Preview] No.1037304 del
Ran out of credits.


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 09:46 [Preview] No.1037305 del
Yowies are known to ambush campers enjoying a choof, trying to scam s puff.


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 09:46 [Preview] No.1037306 del
>>1037301
no idea what ur blatherin about


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 09:48 [Preview] No.1037307 del
>>1037298
It was a good deal for him.


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 09:51 [Preview] No.1037308 del
>>1037306
MI5 being super good by tracking down all those far-right extremists who're the greatest threat to civil society, thick with values of a The Guardian reader.


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 09:52 [Preview] No.1037309 del
>>1037308
s02 was mi5 vs kgb vs fsb


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 09:56 [Preview] No.1037311 del
>>1037310
Next iteration should do A/B testing on #3b82f6 and #3B82F6 with blue-green deployment.


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 09:57 [Preview] No.1037312 del
Good night NEETs.


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 09:58 [Preview] No.1037313 del
fnished wine
back on the beers


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 10:02 [Preview] No.1037314 del
>>1037313
A good blend.


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 10:05 [Preview] No.1037315 del
>>1037305
They leave droppings near tourist picnic tables.


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 10:10 [Preview] No.1037317 del
>>1037314
oh shush


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 10:12 [Preview] No.1037318 del
the letters and numbers dude dieded :(


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 10:16 [Preview] No.1037319 del
>>1037318
Been Richard Morecroft, who us oldneets remember better as an ABC News reader.
At 70 too, which seems a bit early.


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 10:18 [Preview] No.1037320 del
>>1037319
I bet he fucked Lilly at least once.


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 10:19 [Preview] No.1037321 del
>>1037318
Always used to watch him on the news.


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 10:19 [Preview] No.1037322 del
>>1037319
>At 70 too, which seems a bit early.
"At a time of his choosing"--assisted euthanasia, after getting cancer.


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 10:20 [Preview] No.1037323 del
I reckon I could have made Lilly chuckle and/or pray for that day's episode to be finished.
4 big and 2 small please lilly
gimme one of those sweet sweet consonants please lilly
now a dirty dirty vowel


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 10:20 [Preview] No.1037324 del
>>1037322
>assisted euthanasia
Maybe he asked Lilly to keep sucking after he nutted until his heart exploded?


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 10:22 [Preview] No.1037325 del
>>1037323
She's too woggy 4 me.


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 10:23 [Preview] No.1037326 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qTrSUiHm4YY [Embed]


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 10:29 [Preview] No.1037327 del
goodnight neets, will get my life together tomorrow, this time for real


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 10:29 [Preview] No.1037328 del
>>1037297
I just finished S01. I think I will keep going.


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 10:31 [Preview] No.1037329 del
>>1037312
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 10:32 [Preview] No.1037330 del
>>1037327
Goodnight.

>tomorrow
Sounds doable.


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 10:59 [Preview] No.1037331 del
>>1037328
s02 was a bit better than s01 i think, so stick with it


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 11:00 [Preview] No.1037332 del
>>1037328
>>1037331
I am having trouble torrenting it


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 11:05 [Preview] No.1037333 del


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 11:07 [Preview] No.1037334 del
>>1037332
>>1037332
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:B072B41FBCA8E7E58635A175FD5C213741470C1D&dn=Slow%20Horses%20S02%20WEBRip%20x265-ION265&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.stealth.si%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3A451%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.bittor.pw%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fpublic.popcorn-tracker.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.dler.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fglotorrents.pw%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftorrent.gresille.org%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fp4p.arenabg.com%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.internetwarriors.net%3A1337


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 11:09 [Preview] No.1037335 del
>>1037333
>>1037334
Thanks but I meant my setup became shit. I have to make monkai fix it before I can torrent again.


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 11:31 [Preview] No.1037336 del
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You are all welcome to the neet palace in my astral realm


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 11:33 [Preview] No.1037337 del
>>1037336
I can smell the curry from here.


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 11:39 [Preview] No.1037338 del
>>1037336
Might try to astral travel and lucid dream tonight


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 11:39 [Preview] No.1037339 del
>>1037336
gonna clog ur shitter


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 11:50 [Preview] No.1037340 del
i need to eat again. cursed stomach


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 11:52 [Preview] No.1037341 del
>>1037340
I'm making another midnight hotdog snack.


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 11:54 [Preview] No.1037342 del
>>1037341
I like the smoky ones. Skinless.


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 12:15 [Preview] No.1037343 del
I have been taking a magnesium glycinate pill an hour before bed.
It is meant to help with sleep. I am not sure if it is working.
I keep taking it just in case.


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 12:32 [Preview] No.1037344 del
Good night NEET Gang.


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:14 [Preview] No.1037346 del
cold
sad


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 16:13 [Preview] No.1037347 del
nobody care


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 16:51 [Preview] No.1037348 del
shivering


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 18:20 [Preview] No.1037349 del
woke up too early going back to sleep


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 18:55 [Preview] No.1037350 del
too much clickbait on youtube, fuck you youtube


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 19:04 [Preview] No.1037351 del


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 19:05 [Preview] No.1037352 del


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 19:10 [Preview] No.1037353 del
>>1037347
The neets want to share crystals with you which absorb unhappy energy


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 19:19 [Preview] No.1037354 del
>>1037346
>>1037348
I hope this isn't ParkBenchNEET


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 19:33 [Preview] No.1037355 del
It just sprayed out of me.


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 20:12 [Preview] No.1037356 del
GMN!


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 20:18 [Preview] No.1037358 del
>>1037357
Looking forward to it.


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 20:23 [Preview] No.1037359 del
Cruisey, McKenna and Dom have seperated


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NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 21:08 [Preview] No.1037361 del


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 21:42 [Preview] No.1037362 del
Doing a poo.


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NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 22:07 [Preview] No.1037364 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 22:47 [Preview] No.1037365 del


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 22:47 [Preview] No.1037366 del
>>1037362
#MeToo


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 22:55 [Preview] No.1037367 del
*hacker voice*
I'M IN

fun fact I am the original creator of this joke. I made it back in like 2012 and my little derro friend made it a meme online.


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 22:57 [Preview] No.1037368 del
Pooing will commence in unison neets
Please refrain from pooing alone


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 23:00 [Preview] No.1037369 del
>>1037368
At the NEET commune we will have port holes for communal handholding poos and we can hold hands and sing the great and mighty poo song while we drop logs of KFC


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 23:02 [Preview] No.1037370 del
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this is how i picture igay's fantasy


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 23:02 [Preview] No.1037371 del
any neets know good movies or shows to download?


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 23:04 [Preview] No.1037372 del
having a coffee before the apm shitshow
just wore jeans, hoodie, and sneakers today


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 23:06 [Preview] No.1037373 del
>>1037370
You picturing IGA's fantasy is your fantasy.


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 23:07 [Preview] No.1037374 del
>>1037371
Lanterns
Slow Horses


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 23:07 [Preview] No.1037375 del
>>1037372
>the apm shitshow
It is just a normal meeting. Be pleasant and obliging. It will all be over pretty quickly.


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 23:14 [Preview] No.1037376 del
>>1037370
>>1037373
We can dream.


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 23:19 [Preview] No.1037377 del
The stripper doesn’t love me romantically, but she does love my zest for life - my 'joie de vivre' as the French put it.


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 23:27 [Preview] No.1037378 del
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Thinking about bleep bloop


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 23:28 [Preview] No.1037379 del
15.2 standards last night. Mongk tier. I didn't even feel all that drunk and feel mostly fine today.


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 23:30 [Preview] No.1037380 del
>>1037370
me every morning


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 23:31 [Preview] No.1037381 del
>>1037379
your liver is growing stronger, you are ready for new levels of gooning


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 23:32 [Preview] No.1037382 del
>>1037378
That is a good Pepe.


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 23:33 [Preview] No.1037383 del
>>1037377
Do you have a zest for life NEET? I had not noticed. But maybe it doesn't come through in text as well as it does in person.


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 23:42 [Preview] No.1037384 del
>>1037382
Yes but not as good as: >>1037370


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 23:43 [Preview] No.1037385 del
>>1037370
I would like to request this as our next edition pepe


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 23:43 [Preview] No.1037386 del
ok lads, today's the day I turn my life around. But first I need to get properly coffee'd


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 23:55 [Preview] No.1037387 del
>>1037386
we are cheering from the sidelines
we are here to watch you grow
into the proud NEET..
..We all know you can be


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 23:55 [Preview] No.1037388 del
>>1037386
>today
Sounds maybe a bit too ambitious NEET. You may have more luck starting tomorrow. That is what works for the NEETs.


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 23:56 [Preview] No.1037389 del
>>1037368
The NEETs who poo together stay together.


NEET 10/06/2026 (Tue) 23:58 [Preview] No.1037390 del
>>1037386
I want to believe.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 00:01 [Preview] No.1037391 del
>>1037386
Sounds do-able.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 00:05 [Preview] No.1037392 del
>https://ua.news/en/world/melenshon-zaproponuvav-spisati-chastinu-derzhborgu-frantsiyi-fortune
>Radical-left presidential candidate Jean-Luc Mélenchon has proposed canceling or freezing approximately €488 billion (about 14% to 18% of France's total borrowings) in French government bonds held by the Bank of France and the European Central Bank (ECB) to ease national debt pressure
The jews aren't gonna like this one


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 00:06 [Preview] No.1037393 del
>>1037392
He's going to accidentally shoot himself in the back of the head twice while driving.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 00:10 [Preview] No.1037394 del
>>1037393
A melencholic end to Melenchon


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 00:27 [Preview] No.1037395 del
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NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 00:28 [Preview] No.1037396 del
>>1037395
They literally stole the idea from some poor cunt's tiktok video where he had made his own.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 00:30 [Preview] No.1037397 del
>>1037396
Yeah it is a bit dodgy but that is what can happen when you make a product using someone else's IP.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 00:32 [Preview] No.1037398 del
They are still eating the ratsak.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 00:32 [Preview] No.1037399 del
>>1037398
They crave it!


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 00:35 [Preview] No.1037400 del
>>1037398
I wish it didn't taste so bitter


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 00:35 [Preview] No.1037401 del
>>1037398
You should leave them out a bowl of water as well.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 00:40 [Preview] No.1037402 del
Fucked up nightmares. Ringing in ears won't go away.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 00:44 [Preview] No.1037403 del
>>1037402
I am sorry you are suffering NEET. You are safe here with us now.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 00:44 [Preview] No.1037404 del
>>1037402
Could it be tinnitus?


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 00:51 [Preview] No.1037405 del
hate it when i'm feeling sad and get kfc as a pick me up and the chips are soggy and the chicken is shit


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NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 00:59 [Preview] No.1037407 del
>>1037405
That is a sad feel.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 01:02 [Preview] No.1037408 del
>>1037405
I feel your disappointment NEET.
You would think since they cook the exact same stuff every single day they would have better consistency. But alas it is not the case.
Go online and fill out the complaint form.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 01:03 [Preview] No.1037409 del
>>1037406
Similar to one of the Thursday night NEET council games.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 01:06 [Preview] No.1037410 del


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 01:23 [Preview] No.1037411 del
>>1037409
glory hole night was glorious


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 01:27 [Preview] No.1037412 del
Craving red meat. Was desperate and stupid enough to buy some dim sims from the chinky. Won't do that again. From now on I will keep my freexer well stocked with emergency mince and gravy feedpacks to fight the cravings.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 01:30 [Preview] No.1037413 del
Hope this russian bubonic plague thing turns into a pandemic and we have another lockdown. Lockdown in 2020 was the best time of my life. Well it wasn't really, it was just like the rest of my adult life, me sitting at home in front of my screen, but it was made better because I knew everyone else was stuck there as well and that made me feel better.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 01:35 [Preview] No.1037414 del
>>1037404
Think any ringing in the ears is tinnitus, probably related to fucking up my jaw


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 01:55 [Preview] No.1037415 del
The single mom at work was not single. This was why all the other women were angry. This is doubly not my fault


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 01:57 [Preview] No.1037416 del
>>1037412
The chinky completes you NEET. It is a part of you. Embrace the chinky.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 02:04 [Preview] No.1037417 del
What alternatives are there to trackies for the 5XL neet gentleman? Are military style pants a good look? Should I do the belt and suspenders thing?


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 02:04 [Preview] No.1037418 del
THE COMMUNAL POOING WILL COMMENCE IN 1 MINUTES
PREPARE YOUR receptacle AND Sanitary paraphernalia


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 02:04 [Preview] No.1037419 del
>>1037418
Oh shit! I am not ready!


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 02:05 [Preview] No.1037420 del
>>1037416
I will never chink again. I mean it this time.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 02:11 [Preview] No.1037421 del
>>1037419
>>1037419
REPRIMAND ACQUIRED
please be considerate of the communal pooing announcement in the future
Thank you for your efforts neets


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 02:12 [Preview] No.1037422 del
>>1037421
>REPRIMAND ACQUIRED
🩷


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 02:16 [Preview] No.1037423 del
>>1037417
>Are military style pants a good look?
Yes, a full military outfit will camouflage the rolls entirely. They won't even know you are fat.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 02:16 [Preview] No.1037424 del
>>1037420
>I mean it this time.
Sounds doable NEET. You are primed for success.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 02:19 [Preview] No.1037425 del
We need to start advertising on Aus/pol/ again.
I think Bradley, Divvies and Goat anus would all fit in well here.
I would do it myself but I am IP banned from 4chan.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 02:20 [Preview] No.1037426 del
>>1037425
I'm voting for Steph Hunter.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 02:21 [Preview] No.1037427 del
it is bin day tomorrow


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 02:22 [Preview] No.1037428 del
>>1037426
She's a good sort.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 02:26 [Preview] No.1037429 del
>>1037427
@weber


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 02:28 [Preview] No.1037430 del
>>1037425
> Goat anus would all fit in well here.
>>1037409


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 02:30 [Preview] No.1037431 del
Had argument with UMM. Now I am just'd.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 02:32 [Preview] No.1037432 del
Drinking but at what cost. Haven't eaten. I will become shit soon and start shaking unless I eat.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 02:34 [Preview] No.1037433 del
>>1037431
Give details please.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 02:38 [Preview] No.1037434 del
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NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 02:46 [Preview] No.1037435 del
>>1037433
>go in for weekly update
>coordinator (owner)says just getting ready, didn't expect you to come in
>didn't we plan to have these weekly?
>oh no (implies it's my fault)
>continue attempting to get updates
>you don't answer any of my texts or calls, and i've waited months on the simplest requests
>it devolves into an argument
>ask her why she is defensive and hostile against herder #1 and wont talk to him
>I tell her, why don't you use AI, I offered to help show you how
>she says I know how to use AI
>I say no you don't because it can automate your entire business
>now she admits, oh I don't feel like using AI
>I tell her women can never be accountable or responsible
>I need a man to manage me, I need to be managed
>Why don't you employ herder man #2 to be my coordinator?
>you already employ him and he's qualified to do it
>insert bullshit women brain shit spam here
>ok maybe we can have him do that, after 30 minutes of her spouting shit


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 02:46 [Preview] No.1037436 del
>>1037432
Better eat something neet.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 02:48 [Preview] No.1037437 del


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 02:50 [Preview] No.1037438 del
>>1037434
No wonder the apple turnovers stopped tasting good.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 02:51 [Preview] No.1037439 del
>>1037435
Ditch her NEET. You are in control.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 02:51 [Preview] No.1037440 del
>>1037438
The apple turnovers are working there!


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 02:53 [Preview] No.1037441 del
>>1037435
>I tell her women can never be accountable or responsible
Thanks Trev.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 02:53 [Preview] No.1037442 del
>>1037435
Sounds like she needs a herder.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 03:05 [Preview] No.1037443 del
>>1037425
Of all the places, I think not.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 03:16 [Preview] No.1037444 del
>>1037436
I'm too shit to. My nervous system is shit now and I can't make myself eat something.
also
>went to buy a coffee beforehand
>asked for a regular, paid for it
>they gave me a small

>>1037441
kek
>>1037442
All females should be property of their father until wedded to a husband, then back to being property of their father if divorced.
Women cannot think, they can only rationalise. They cannot have introverted-thinking higher than child and cannot be responsible for any sort of management position
This means they get into management positions and LARP as a competent human while taking orders from the retard-kike mothership

This makes me want to explode a fucking building, preferably with lots of kikes inside it


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 03:35 [Preview] No.1037445 del
>>1037398
Big nuts?


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 03:39 [Preview] No.1037446 del
>>1037412
Ain't dimmies typically made of pork?


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 03:45 [Preview] No.1037447 del
>>1037446
These were claimed to be made of beef. I suspect cat is the main ingredient regardless of what it says.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 03:52 [Preview] No.1037448 del


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 03:53 [Preview] No.1037449 del
Like a bunch of pissing dickholes


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 03:53 [Preview] No.1037450 del
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NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 03:55 [Preview] No.1037451 del
enraged. listening to the prodigy at full blast


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 03:58 [Preview] No.1037452 del
>>1037451
Why enraged?


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 04:07 [Preview] No.1037453 del
>>1037452
> enraged
*engorged


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 04:08 [Preview] No.1037454 del
>>1037453
Be quiet


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 04:11 [Preview] No.1037455 del
>>1037452
>english gave human rights to kikes
>kikes brainwashed all women and put them in power
>now I have to deal with subhumans just to survive

If the police come for me right now I will eye gauge them and rip pieces of them off with my teeth.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 04:16 [Preview] No.1037456 del
>>1037455
No you wouldn't


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 04:18 [Preview] No.1037457 del
>>1037455
If you funk me down, I shall become more groovy than you can possibly imagine.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 04:27 [Preview] No.1037458 del
>>1037457
No, my father didn't fight in the Club Wars, he was a space cadet on a disco freighter.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 04:32 [Preview] No.1037459 del
wondering if all this cowering inside and avoiding uv is just making my mental heath worse


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 04:32 [Preview] No.1037460 del
>>1037459
Sunlight is good for you in moderation. Get 20 minutes a day.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 04:34 [Preview] No.1037461 del
>>1037459
It is, don't let the jews stop you from enjoying the world


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 04:39 [Preview] No.1037462 del
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NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 04:42 [Preview] No.1037463 del
Need Weber's report of his day please.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 04:46 [Preview] No.1037465 del
>>1037464
The one on the West coast looks like Shitaly


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 05:00 [Preview] No.1037466 del
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>>1037367
eh

(fwiw, I invented "/b/tard", at 4:10pm AEST 14th Jan 2004. 4chan was being DDoS'd by 5chan at the time, so everyone was bunkered on ?idlechan. Someone suggested "/b/astard" as a collective term, but I replies saying "/b/tard" was more edgy. When 4chan came back up, I force-memed it for a few days, and eventually it stuck.)


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 05:04 [Preview] No.1037467 del
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>>1037466
kek.
I also made the (You) meme.
I went on /g/ and selected most of the thread and replied to everyone and put (You) on every quote reply several times. Shortly after people copied me and spammed it.
Then people started using (You) as a term and made memes about (You) farming.
Like this meme I think was made on 8chan.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 05:06 [Preview] No.1037468 del
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(2.03 MB 4032x3024 IMG_5220.jpeg)
Went out to collect my parcel from pajeet and when I turned around I noticed old mate.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 05:06 [Preview] No.1037469 del
I invented 4chan. Yes, I am mootneet.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 05:08 [Preview] No.1037470 del
>>1037469
Who the heck is moot?


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 05:08 [Preview] No.1037471 del
>>1037470
Didn't he make 9gag?


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 05:09 [Preview] No.1037472 del
>>1037464
was NOT aware of this either


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 05:12 [Preview] No.1037473 del
>>1037447
At least you got some pussy


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 05:13 [Preview] No.1037474 del
>>1037463
Saw a lizard.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 05:17 [Preview] No.1037475 del
>>1037468
You better keep him safe from lizard lady.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 05:18 [Preview] No.1037476 del
>>1037475
He did a u-turn and went and hid in the carport down pipe after I moved away.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 05:18 [Preview] No.1037477 del
>>1037469
That's nothing, I invented the Moon. Yes, I am moonneet.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 05:20 [Preview] No.1037478 del
>>1037468
Beautiful.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 05:46 [Preview] No.1037479 del
>>1037422
Thank you for role playing w/ me neet


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 05:51 [Preview] No.1037480 del
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>>1037477
MOOOONNNN


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 05:52 [Preview] No.1037481 del


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 05:56 [Preview] No.1037482 del
Reading job adds just make me angry. Very angry


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 06:00 [Preview] No.1037483 del
>>1037482
Time to choof or goon or binge and get out the car roads mat and legos and bionacles and have race wars on it


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 06:02 [Preview] No.1037484 del
>>1037483
Wise beyond your years, NEET.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 06:04 [Preview] No.1037485 del
>>1037484
Might make a game and call it Race Wars 2: End of the Jew


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 06:14 [Preview] No.1037486 del
>>1037485
I'm not sure that is quite so wise.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 06:24 [Preview] No.1037487 del
weber i wanna play bloks too


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 06:28 [Preview] No.1037488 del
When my nigga wizzy pulls out the peace pipe
It brings all the neet out to the yard
Ain't nothing about cruisey is hype
when we got me the lonely tard
Yeah this is neet life
str8 carefree on government cheese
yeah neet life
drown 2 litres of 7up ease
This is neet life


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 06:39 [Preview] No.1037489 del
>>1037488
This rape goes harder than my grandma's rapes. Reminds me of when she'd bust down the door and start raping


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 06:42 [Preview] No.1037490 del
>>1037468
Wanna give a treat


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 06:42 [Preview] No.1037491 del
>>1037489
Webby and Nuro slamming in the G
IGA and possum on the nossy
Monk be bossy
Rape the neet life like grandma's rapes
this is neet life


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 06:43 [Preview] No.1037492 del
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might go fly my car and dog fight some f18's


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 06:46 [Preview] No.1037493 del
>>1037492
Is that Monk?


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 06:48 [Preview] No.1037494 del
>>1037493
One of them found a mysterious substance and hijacked an experimental bond-like car


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 07:16 [Preview] No.1037495 del
might get on grinder and see if i can get my dick sucked


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 07:17 [Preview] No.1037496 del
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NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 07:18 [Preview] No.1037497 del
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>>1037492
this image is fake, isn't it?


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 07:26 [Preview] No.1037498 del
Too long


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 07:27 [Preview] No.1037499 del
>>1037497
I'm not sure.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 07:27 [Preview] No.1037500 del
>>1037435
>weekly
They charge over 100 per hour and usually you have enough for an hour or two a month. And thats for everything, not just meetings.
>waited months
Why didnt you ask him in last weeks meeting, or whenever you agreed to weekly meetings
>herder
Her job is to not care about the worker, just the role that provides support. Anyone can do it. Fuck your herder. Dont go batting for someone you dont know with someone you they already have a relationship with.
>automate your entire business
Show me an automated care provider, or any business other than some stocks buy sell shit
>women
Oh. You went real mong. She would have put it on speaker, then recorded it with gpt on her mobile.
>I need a man to manage me
Heh
>employ herder
He now has a note saying that they are suspicious that he is coercing participants and not adhering to company privacy and confidentiality guidelines.
>insert bullshit
Has he asked you to do anything that could be seen as inapropriate with you while on shift?
>have him do that
Do what? This was supposed to be a weekly update.
I'd bill you three hours. Note time and follow up with herder.

>>1037444
It continues.
Being mong doesn't justify acting retarded.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 07:28 [Preview] No.1037501 del


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 07:28 [Preview] No.1037502 del
>>1037500
Thicc.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 07:34 [Preview] No.1037505 del
>>1037500
The coordinator is a woman who has been fucking me around for 6+ months and i've just been waiting for her to get me a psychotherapist for 6+ months.

I cannot do it myself and every time I talk to the stupid women they just act like they don't know what I asked a month ago and go, oh ok! i'll get right on to that for you! when they already said that every week for 6+ months straight and all she had to do was approve a fucking psychotherapist.

Anyway my herder is now my coordinator and he's based.
He actually knows how to operate a phone and replies to texts and calls on the same day instead of my fifth message after 2 weeks.

>Why didnt you ask him in last weeks meeting
she's a stupid woman and I did, every fucking week for 6 months.
Do you see a pattern of a woman not being responsible or doing her fucking job?


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 07:35 [Preview] No.1037506 del
>>1037504
Stop posting selfies. Go eat a bug ugly.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 07:38 [Preview] No.1037507 del
>>1037495
Let us know how you go NEET. Good luck.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 07:41 [Preview] No.1037508 del
>>1037482
Looking at rural property listings does that to me.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 07:43 [Preview] No.1037510 del
>>1037507
Ended up sucking a dick 😥


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 07:46 [Preview] No.1037511 del
>>1037510
There is no shame any more.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 07:49 [Preview] No.1037512 del
>>1037511
There is no shame anymore.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 07:55 [Preview] No.1037513 del
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NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 07:56 [Preview] No.1037514 del
>>1037505
I know exactly what you mean, I went through the same thing with 2 different providers, in the end I gave up on the ndis and getting any help. Sounds like this guy is doing the right thing and helping so stick with him.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 07:57 [Preview] No.1037515 del
>>1037503
It is known as the Common Blue Tongue. The mummybot ones live birth up to 25 babbies.
One of two chonky types we see in suburbia besides geckos/skinks


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 08:01 [Preview] No.1037516 del
>>1037515
>the Common Blue Tongue.
Me after eating the blue icy pole.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 08:01 [Preview] No.1037517 del
>>1037510
You best get tested tomorrow for STDs


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 08:02 [Preview] No.1037518 del


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 08:06 [Preview] No.1037519 del
>>1037516
I heard you are also quite partial to a strawberry or a piece of banana.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 08:11 [Preview] No.1037520 del
>>1037519
His strawberry eating was once described as "highly erotic".


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 08:12 [Preview] No.1037521 del
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waiting for update on sweetie


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 08:13 [Preview] No.1037522 del
>>1037520
https://youtube.com/watch?v=intAjlqow2Q [Embed]


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 08:22 [Preview] No.1037523 del
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hello fellow neets, how do I remove a nigger from the bottom right?


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 08:23 [Preview] No.1037524 del
>>1037523
That is a proud indigenous Australian man.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 08:26 [Preview] No.1037525 del
>>1037523
Bottom of screen change colour.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 08:31 [Preview] No.1037526 del
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Started using the word 'pidge' for variable and class names in my programs. He is my new hero.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 08:35 [Preview] No.1037527 del
darkdilli will do, thanks


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 08:38 [Preview] No.1037528 del
>>1037511
>>1037512
The stigma is gone.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 08:39 [Preview] No.1037529 del
>>1037526
Lovely Pidge.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 08:39 [Preview] No.1037530 del
Bins are out.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 08:49 [Preview] No.1037533 del
>>1037526
Good work NEET.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 08:49 [Preview] No.1037534 del
>>1037530
Same here.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 08:51 [Preview] No.1037535 del
Nuro used to be both members of the 90s rap duo kris kross


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 08:53 [Preview] No.1037536 del
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=6ITaT1zmfNY [Embed]

734 views and only 1 song video, can't even find one by the original name.
I guess it's time to make local music collections


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 09:07 [Preview] No.1037537 del
Always nice seeing happy families/couples leaving a restaurant.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 09:08 [Preview] No.1037538 del
Evicted whole digestive capacity. Maybe caffeine. Maybe that chicken which was sitting on the bench all day.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 09:09 [Preview] No.1037539 del
>>1037538
It was falling out of you.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 09:10 [Preview] No.1037540 del
>>1037528
smegma*


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 09:11 [Preview] No.1037541 del
>>1037537
makes me sad when I'm eating alone


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 09:12 [Preview] No.1037542 del
wait, why there's 7th board rule?


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 09:19 [Preview] No.1037543 del
>>1037542
It was a Golden era


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 09:22 [Preview] No.1037544 del
>>1037542
I’m board owner and still haven’t read the rules. They’re more like guidelines


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 09:35 [Preview] No.1037545 del
>>1037514
Yeah. Fuck the company off. Employ him privately.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 09:35 [Preview] No.1037546 del
>>1037542
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BjKyBel_1M0 [Embed]


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 09:46 [Preview] No.1037547 del
Might use ai to create a remake of final fantasy 7 with the neets as party members.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 09:52 [Preview] No.1037548 del
Good night NEETs.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 09:55 [Preview] No.1037549 del
Any neets who did not participate in the communal pooing or whom at least attempted may be allocated one poo token to register with the authority valid for the next 24 hours
Thank you for your attention to this matter


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 09:57 [Preview] No.1037550 del
>>1037548
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 10:03 [Preview] No.1037551 del
>>1037549
Some neets refused to give a shit.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 10:11 [Preview] No.1037552 del
For some NEETs, a shit was all they had to give.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 10:16 [Preview] No.1037553 del
Some NEETs shit wasn't up to standard and were rejected.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 10:22 [Preview] No.1037554 del
Others just couldn't get any shit done.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 10:28 [Preview] No.1037555 del
There is a car down the street that has been sitting there with its headlights on for a very long time.
I can't see the car, just the light.
I am tempted to poke my head out the front door to try and see what is going on down there but my instincts say it might be something bad so I should stay inside and not get involved.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 10:30 [Preview] No.1037556 del
trust instincts


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 10:46 [Preview] No.1037557 del
never disciplined enough to go to sleep, I'm like a retarded 6 year old
do 88 deep breath ins and outs


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 10:47 [Preview] No.1037558 del
>>1037557
You ignore all the advice you get too.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 10:48 [Preview] No.1037559 del
Someone dumped milk crates on the side of the road near my house.
I took four of them home. I thought they might have a use. I can't think of one right now though.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 10:54 [Preview] No.1037560 del
I think this may have been hoarder behaviour. You just drag stuff home.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 11:16 [Preview] No.1037561 del
>>1037559
Hang on to them, they always come in handy.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 11:17 [Preview] No.1037562 del
>>1037557
Please take up meditation NEET. It has helped me greatly with sleep.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 11:20 [Preview] No.1037563 del
>>1037545
I have now. That was the one thing I got out of it and it was my idea. I will give the company credit for finding good people like my current mong herders.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 11:33 [Preview] No.1037564 del
>>1037555
might be a taxi


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 12:09 [Preview] No.1037565 del
>>1037551
I like that one neet
very clever
Thanks neet


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 12:11 [Preview] No.1037566 del
One of these days neets


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 12:12 [Preview] No.1037567 del
>>1037561
Theyre notright now.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 12:14 [Preview] No.1037568 del
>>1037566
Tell us neet
Tell us of your tribulation
Please


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 12:29 [Preview] No.1037569 del
fucking hell have to put the bins out in the dark FML


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 12:37 [Preview] No.1037570 del
cruisey would you please lend me 150$ so I can get a steam controller


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 12:39 [Preview] No.1037571 del
>>1037570
What’s a steam controller?


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 12:52 [Preview] No.1037572 del
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>>1037571
It is a gaming controller with touch pads like mouse pads on it and all the buttons can be rebound to anything.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 13:01 [Preview] No.1037573 del
>>1037572
Looks complicated


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 13:03 [Preview] No.1037574 del
The poo men of the poo board


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 13:13 [Preview] No.1037575 del
Bunnings delivering 8 meters of steel tube and 2 meters of flat bar tomorrow


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 13:17 [Preview] No.1037576 del
>>1037555
Update please


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 13:42 [Preview] No.1037577 del
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NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 15:13 [Preview] No.1037578 del
Finished season 3 of slow horses


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 15:19 [Preview] No.1037580 del
>>1037579
It’s only 6x 45-55 minute episodes per season. Can do a season a day if you’re an unemployed bum like me.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 15:46 [Preview] No.1037582 del
>>1037581
I’m the one who posts the electronics stuff occasionally, and built that wooden spray booth, and have >>1037575 to look forward to tomorrow. Unfortunately my biggest hobby is drinking, which tends to kill all motivation.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 16:27 [Preview] No.1037584 del
awake again, the witching hour


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 17:54 [Preview] No.1037585 del
>>1037547
use it to make a windows 7 that's forward compatible with everything and has pinball


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 18:14 [Preview] No.1037586 del
>>1037584
Get some more rest NEET.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 19:53 [Preview] No.1037587 del
>>1037575
What do you need the steel for NEET?


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 19:53 [Preview] No.1037588 del
>>1037576
At some point it left. I didn't see it.
I heard some voices down there prior.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 19:53 [Preview] No.1037589 del
>>1037586
Don't really like being around people except a select few retards
because I am a retard


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 19:54 [Preview] No.1037590 del
>>1037578
I have just started season 2.
I am disappointed not to see the Scottish guy back yet. He was a highlight of Season 1.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 19:55 [Preview] No.1037591 del
>>1037587
It's too much for a cock cage or is it?


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 19:57 [Preview] No.1037592 del
This new deodorant. It smells like women's perfume.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 19:58 [Preview] No.1037593 del
>>1037590
I think he's back for a big come back in the latest season.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 19:59 [Preview] No.1037594 del
>>1037593
That is good news. No spoilers please.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 20:03 [Preview] No.1037595 del
>>1037592
Don't wear deodorant, it is unnatural. You'll always need it if you interfere with your skins natural biome. Same with shower gel, shampoo and soap in general. unnecessary.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 20:07 [Preview] No.1037596 del
>>1037595
That is bad advice. It is not acceptable to be around people and smell bad.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 20:17 [Preview] No.1037597 del
GOOD MORNING AUSNEETS ☀️
Rise and fucking shine, cunts.
May your coffee be strong, your day be short, and your little paws be full of mischief.
Anyway, this little bloke has already had his morning crack-up.
Have a good one, legends.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 20:17 [Preview] No.1037598 del
>>1037595
You're indian


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 20:20 [Preview] No.1037599 del
>>1037597
Thanks m8. God bless.


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NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 20:28 [Preview] No.1037602 del
>>1037583
I didn’t see this until just now, sorry.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 20:29 [Preview] No.1037603 del
>>1037587
Making a cart/trailer thing with those 4x 20” bike rims I got the other week.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 20:33 [Preview] No.1037604 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7jqIQPyq06Q [Embed]
Cruisey she's in the computer screen again and now she thinks she's Batgirl!!


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 20:36 [Preview] No.1037605 del
>>1037603
>a cart/trailer thing
For what purpose?


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 20:38 [Preview] No.1037606 del
>>1037598
No but i will say i don't live in as warm a climate as you. I've always felt that washing the skin with detergents and applying chemicals that enter the bloodstream is unnatural. When the auld British explorers went to Egypt or Aus did they rub chemicals under their armpits? I wager that they did not.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 20:45 [Preview] No.1037607 del
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>>1037605
For that inflatable kayak I bought a while back. Trying to roll it up and put it in the car is a pain, and the little plastic kayak trolley (picrel) I got is useless for anything more than a couple of meters, as it is designed for traditional hard body kayaks and the wheels are just plastic so not meant for walking a kilometer on bitumen or the like.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 20:55 [Preview] No.1037608 del
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Just doing the roll call neets
please say your name and present
zestykitten present!


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 20:56 [Preview] No.1037609 del
>>1037608
Weber (Bins Out)


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 21:00 [Preview] No.1037610 del


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 21:08 [Preview] No.1037611 del
Good morning. Can't afford coffee today.
Now local AI it is possible to generate a full game from nothing
Image to 3d model to animation and code the entire thing

https://youtube.com/watch?v=PpuNKVoSYB4 [Embed]


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 21:08 [Preview] No.1037612 del
>>1037610
<Cruisey came to see me
Would be my last entry.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 21:16 [Preview] No.1037613 del
>>1037608
Boong and present.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 21:16 [Preview] No.1037614 del
>>1037610
Always was, always will be


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 21:20 [Preview] No.1037615 del
>>1037575
It will make a good neet cage.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 21:27 [Preview] No.1037616 del
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NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 21:27 [Preview] No.1037617 del
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>>1037608
boardneet, just woke up, preparing for my first morning nap


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 21:30 [Preview] No.1037618 del
>>1037617
I wanna cuddle


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 21:30 [Preview] No.1037619 del
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>>1037608
zestykitten present!


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 21:33 [Preview] No.1037620 del
>>1037608
It's falling out of me.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 21:36 [Preview] No.1037621 del
>>1037616
oooh-na!


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 21:38 [Preview] No.1037622 del


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 21:46 [Preview] No.1037623 del
>>1037621
She was good value.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 21:49 [Preview] No.1037624 del
>>1037597
Thanks mang, waiting for BigWeber to open. Need some new digs.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 21:51 [Preview] No.1037625 del


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 21:56 [Preview] No.1037626 del
>>1037623
Yes. A good sport considering the idiotic shit I asked of her.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 22:06 [Preview] No.1037627 del
>>1037607
Interesting. Keep us posted please.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 22:09 [Preview] No.1037628 del
>>1037627
Will do.
I'll cut and weld the wheel axle fork thingos here and take them to Motherbat's, where I will weld the cart together.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 22:09 [Preview] No.1037629 del
>>1037611
Good morning NEET.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 22:11 [Preview] No.1037630 del
>>1037610
There are twelve Cylon models


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 22:12 [Preview] No.1037631 del
>>1037630
Would you rather have fleshlightd the boomer model or the blonde leggy number 6?


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 22:13 [Preview] No.1037632 del
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>>1037608
floorboardsNEET present


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 22:15 [Preview] No.1037633 del
neets is there anywhere where i can find cheap laptop bags? Do those $2 stores have them?


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 22:15 [Preview] No.1037634 del
>>1037631
Boomer on the face, Caprica Six on the NEETstick. At the same time.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 22:15 [Preview] No.1037635 del


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 22:16 [Preview] No.1037636 del
>>1037633
I don't think you'll find anything at the Reject Shop or Browse In. Officeworks have some cheapish ones made out of recycled shit.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 22:23 [Preview] No.1037637 del
>>1037636
their cheap bags are $30 - I might try cash converts or the salvos


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 22:23 [Preview] No.1037638 del
>>1037637
ah ok
I thought I'd got one for like $12 a couple of years ago


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 22:25 [Preview] No.1037639 del
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NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 22:37 [Preview] No.1037640 del
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NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 22:42 [Preview] No.1037641 del
red bin has been emptied and brought inside
yellow bin still to be emptied
bunnings man has not yet loaded his ute


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 22:51 [Preview] No.1037642 del
>>1037633
Depends on what you want from a bag. You might be able find sleeves from that price, but you want a bag / pouch to have some protection again moisture and damage it might be better to spend more.


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NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 23:08 [Preview] No.1037645 del
>>1037641
>yellow bin
Big load this week?


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 23:10 [Preview] No.1037646 del
>>1037645
it was 3/4 full until the gook thief woman came past and stole all the cans


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 23:11 [Preview] No.1037647 del
>>1037644
got his dress thongs on


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 23:12 [Preview] No.1037648 del
Anyone got that pic of the boong passed out with shit stains all over his pants?


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 23:18 [Preview] No.1037649 del
>>1037646
She knows she can rely on you for a good score.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 23:19 [Preview] No.1037650 del
>>1037648
I don't post selfies on here any more.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 23:24 [Preview] No.1037651 del
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>>1037648
fucken whyt dawg
nah i dont have it


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 23:25 [Preview] No.1037652 del
I tried to find the video of the naked boong woman shuffling at the bus stop but google has hidden it.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 23:31 [Preview] No.1037653 del
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>>1037651
all i have is a feather indian with nice legs


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 23:33 [Preview] No.1037654 del
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>>1037648
was this the one?


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 23:34 [Preview] No.1037655 del
>>1037653
That's a man.


NEET 10/07/2026 (Wed) 23:49 [Preview] No.1037656 del


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 00:19 [Preview] No.1037657 del
Got a pie and a mohntain dew on sale with sauce for 5$


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 00:20 [Preview] No.1037658 del
>>1037656
The corroboree looks like it is going well


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 00:23 [Preview] No.1037659 del
>>1037657
not a bad price


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 00:29 [Preview] No.1037661 del
>>1037654
No. Thanks anyway.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 00:31 [Preview] No.1037662 del
disappointed in the bunnings man
29 degree day
he should have loaded his ute at 7am and done his rounds


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 00:45 [Preview] No.1037663 del
>>1037657
A good deal these days.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 00:50 [Preview] No.1037664 del
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NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 00:51 [Preview] No.1037665 del
>>1037664
What have you got there NEET?


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 00:55 [Preview] No.1037666 del
amber sammich for lonch


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 00:55 [Preview] No.1037667 del
>>1037662
Can you give him a buss or the store? Tell them you need to get lunch soon


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 00:58 [Preview] No.1037668 del
>>1037667
Started my lunch >>1037666
I will just have to wait until 19:01 PM in the night time I guess.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 01:00 [Preview] No.1037669 del
it is now onboard for delivery
no eta as yet


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 01:01 [Preview] No.1037670 del
>>1037669
The torpedo is in the tube. Awaiting firing solution.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 01:03 [Preview] No.1037671 del
druk again. on the rhum like a pirate


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 01:05 [Preview] No.1037672 del
>>1037671
noice. what rum?


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 01:08 [Preview] No.1037673 del
>>1037672
just captain morgan sadly, i am basic when it comes to my goon. Doing the job thoughever.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 01:08 [Preview] No.1037674 del
BWS have 6 packs of DAB for $21 again.
Removing the GST (10%), the alcohol excise (56c per standard, or $6.72 per six pack) is 36% of the price. And the excise gets applied every six months.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 01:09 [Preview] No.1037675 del
>>1037673
the cap'n is good


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 01:09 [Preview] No.1037676 del
>>1037674
>And the excise gets applied
*indexed


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 01:17 [Preview] No.1037677 del
>>1037559
Forgot to say milk crates and besser bricks make excellent foundations for NEET furniture like a coffee table or seats.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 01:19 [Preview] No.1037678 del
>>1037648
From my private collection


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 01:20 [Preview] No.1037679 del
>>1037674
Stop drinking you fucking boongs. Too much alcohol turns a human into an abo.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 01:27 [Preview] No.1037680 del
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>>1037679
> turns a human into an abo.
Always was.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 01:28 [Preview] No.1037681 del
>>1037678
The Criterion Collection


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 01:28 [Preview] No.1037682 del
>>1037679
Hurtful, hateful words.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 01:29 [Preview] No.1037683 del
>>1037681
Audio commentary by the mob.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 01:39 [Preview] No.1037684 del
>>1037683
I just remembered as a teenager at breakfast time we had a radio on top of the fridge and Fatherbot would listen to 5AD (I think) with Keith Martyn and Jeff Sunderland. At least once a week they would do a boong corroboree send up with one doing boong singing and the other banging sticks together before wheezing with laughter. Couldn't do it now of days.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 01:46 [Preview] No.1037685 del
>>1037684
Keefy also put out a weather almanac just before Christmas every year, and was a default present for Fatherbot.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 01:46 [Preview] No.1037686 del
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NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 01:47 [Preview] No.1037687 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tXR3tEuHQ-E [Embed]


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 01:48 [Preview] No.1037688 del
>>1037677
or cooking appliances


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 01:50 [Preview] No.1037689 del
>>1037665
Lemongrass pork rice paper rolls with satay dipping sauce.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 01:53 [Preview] No.1037690 del
>>1037688
Motherbat's house at Victor had a barbecue in the back yard that was basically besser bricks forming a U shaped wall with a piece of quarter inch steel plate for a cooking surface. It got knocked down and dumped fairly early on. Only the cement pad it was sitting on remains.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 02:18 [Preview] No.1037691 del
>>1037684
You can just make it out on the video but we used to have Wizzy as our tv station logo.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=C-SECkFPiEU [Embed]


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 02:21 [Preview] No.1037692 del
>>1037684
kek, based. same story around the world.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 02:25 [Preview] No.1037693 del
ffs
bunnings tracking still shows out for delivery, but two pajeets in a truck just rocked up with the 8 meters of tube and no flat bar
just waved it away as "another guy will deliver it bro"
nothing for me to sign
no invoice
jeeted
shitted


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 02:31 [Preview] No.1037694 del
>>1037693
rip. i should be getting a power adaptor i ordered over a month ago from chink. then i can start testing hard drives out and perhaps build a 50tb NAS

I wish I had more ssd's but i'm poverty


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NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 02:52 [Preview] No.1037697 del
>>1037696
Paid $55 for the delivery.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 02:53 [Preview] No.1037698 del
I used PayPal, so I can cancel the transaction easily enough.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 02:55 [Preview] No.1037699 del
Is there any other race on Earth that is simultaneously so arrogant and useless at the same time?


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 02:55 [Preview] No.1037700 del
>>1037697
Ouch, Pajeets did not do well.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 02:58 [Preview] No.1037701 del
>>1037700
Shortly after marrying Sisterbot, I gave Bill Fatherbot's 6x4 trailer. Apparently he dumped it at the dump one day.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 03:01 [Preview] No.1037702 del
>>1037701
Classic Bill move. BILL'd


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 03:04 [Preview] No.1037703 del
>>1037702
Grandfatherbot built that trailer. It came with two additional hitches for a tractor and something else. Also had vintage Holden hub caps on the wheels.
Didn't even ask if I wanted it back.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 03:08 [Preview] No.1037704 del
>>1037703
Rude Bill.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 03:13 [Preview] No.1037705 del
Starting to like the way Google AI condemns my search query but then provides hundreds of thousands of hits backing up whatever it was I just searched.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 03:18 [Preview] No.1037706 del
>>1037702
One day he will push webby too far.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 03:28 [Preview] No.1037707 del
>>1037706
He is safe while he does the right thing by Sisterbot and the kids. He'll get the shotgun and shovel treatment if he violates that agreement.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 03:31 [Preview] No.1037708 del
Had my afternoon nap, ready for mischief.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 03:31 [Preview] No.1037709 del
>>1037708
Be a good boy please. Save it for the weekend.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 03:33 [Preview] No.1037710 del
>>1037708
Cruisey won't pay for your rides at the National Military Vehicle Museum on Sunday if you are nordy.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 03:45 [Preview] No.1037711 del
>>1037710
For $5 per ride, I'd want to be able to fire an M60 at some browns and launch a shell into the peninsula bay ideally hitting a chink fishing/poaching boat


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 03:46 [Preview] No.1037712 del


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 03:47 [Preview] No.1037713 del
might strangle a rare deepwater jew later. just had spag bowl wif cheez


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 03:47 [Preview] No.1037714 del
razor mouse arrived. for 30$ it's almost new and quite nice. now i just need power adaptor hopefully to arrive today and i can start on drives testing and make a nas later


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 03:48 [Preview] No.1037715 del
>>1037713
>wif cheez
parmesan?


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 03:49 [Preview] No.1037716 del
>>1037714
I had a really fancy mouse with metallic weight plates you could add or remove to get that JUST RIGHT glide once.
I spilled a pint of beer on it and fucked it right up.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 03:50 [Preview] No.1037717 del
a DIFFERENT pint of beer to the one that took out the $300 Corsair keyboard
the SAME keyboard that survived COVID and half a spag bog getting dropped on it


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 03:53 [Preview] No.1037718 del
>>1037713
>wif cheez
Wiff of smegma?


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 03:54 [Preview] No.1037719 del
Sun SPARCstations briefly came with an aluminium mouse mat with a grid printed on it that the revolutionary LAZER mouse used as a reference. I miss those old compuders that kept on chugging and were obscure/costly enough to keep jeets off them.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 03:59 [Preview] No.1037720 del
Cruisey I think I made ChatGPT sad
>I'm tasked with creating an ETL parser to match wall dates and it's going to take over 20 minutes. I can't delegate user tasks explicitly, so I'll need to extract data through independent calls via something like Promise.allSettled. I'll search for technical specs on PresentMon from GitHub and check out the local installation documentation first. The plan is to use the "dissect.etl" package from PyPI to create a script for extraction, while ensuring that no data gets lost in the process.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 04:00 [Preview] No.1037721 del
>>1037717
>that survived COVID
We were in lockdown when I turned 40. I was seeing one of those sugar babbies, Holli, at the time. I thought she'd suck my dick after I picked her up outside Myer at Tea Tree Plaza. Instead she gave me a gift bag that contained a fucking teddy bear, a power bank that doubled as a chink knockoff Gameboy, some pork crackling, and a packet of Arnott's Kingstons.
That night I opened a 40 year old bottle of Grange Hermitage and got some Ubereats jeet to deliver a couple of boigs. The cork crumbled on account of age, and I had to pour it through a Chux. Not one I'd wiped my bum on.
I emailed Penfolds about the disappointing experience. I didn't mention Holli.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 04:01 [Preview] No.1037722 del
>>1037717
The keyboard is thriving.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 04:02 [Preview] No.1037723 del
>>1037722
Possum was THOROUGHLY DISGUSTED by the picture of said keyboard. He could not type VILE hard enough.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 04:06 [Preview] No.1037724 del
>>1037716
>>1037717
I killed like 4 keyboards spilling beer and goon on them. First one I tried to put in the oven and it worked but melted and i tried to oven it again to melt it back flat ( it was U shaped) and it died.
Tried to take that back and they wouldn't accept it.
Managed to refund 2 other keyboards still have the last one but I replaced it with a chink 25$ one with green switches which is actually really nice.
I bought a fake IBM model M from unicomp which feels like dogshit and cost me 350$ which i impulse bought to get childhood nostalgia back. Couldn't even play games with the cunt because it doesn't have any key rollover at all.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 04:06 [Preview] No.1037725 del
>>1037723
big VILE! ?


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 04:07 [Preview] No.1037726 del
>>1037717
RIP corsair. I had an illuminated mechanical one for years, wondrous tactile clicking sounds when you used it, massive and heavy and made of steel, but it just got too dirty and dusty and I aint into cleaning things or doing housework so I threw it out and used my dsp to buy some cheap chink gaming keyboards instead.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 04:08 [Preview] No.1037727 del
>>1037724
The $30 mechanical replacement I got at Officeworks (all I could afford at the time) is actually pretty good. Same chink factory probably makes the switches as those Cherry MX keys the Corsair had.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 04:09 [Preview] No.1037728 del
>>1037725
oh he was gagging as he typed it, guaranteed


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 04:15 [Preview] No.1037729 del
Incidentally, apart from the lizard, yesterday I had to see Imogen again at APM. She was wearing a long skirt this time. She has ugly feet and was once again wearing those stupid fake eyelashes to draw attention away from her plain jane face.
She asked if I had a HR truck license and, when I said no, tried to crack the shits about me applying for 12 truck driving jobs.
Tried to threaten me with making me come in to do supervised job applications.
Tried saying I obviously wasn't qualified for cyber jobs and would need to 're-skill'.
Don't think she liked being called a cunt.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 04:20 [Preview] No.1037730 del
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>>1037723
He doesn't need to type, where other people have a return button, possum has a keyboard button dedicate to VILE. One paw hovers above it at all times, ready for action at the slightest provocation.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 04:28 [Preview] No.1037731 del
>>1037729
>Don't think she liked being called a cunt.
lol. classic.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 04:29 [Preview] No.1037732 del
>>1037730
monk just yells incoherent babble at his phone and it writes an articulate shitpost for him


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 04:30 [Preview] No.1037733 del
>>1037731
I resubmitted 12 job applications for admin woman work, and deleted the previous submission for driving trucks, so she can't actually ping me in their system.
If they get smart I'll claim sexual harassment or rape.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 04:34 [Preview] No.1037734 del
>>1037583
Secret club butt fuckers


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 04:35 [Preview] No.1037735 del
>>1037734
Very rude, Cruisey.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 04:35 [Preview] No.1037736 del
>>1037595
Water is all you need.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 04:35 [Preview] No.1037737 del
>>1037729
My new case manager is American. Just spoke to her over the phone. Can't stand the seppo accent.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 04:39 [Preview] No.1037738 del
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NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 04:40 [Preview] No.1037739 del
>>1037738
is Crazee Salt Vibration the gook's name?


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 04:41 [Preview] No.1037740 del
>>1037737
Some seppos can be nice, but they simply do not 'get' Australian humor


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 04:48 [Preview] No.1037742 del
>>1037741
(real) boongs usually own up to being dumb as shit


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 04:52 [Preview] No.1037743 del
Apparently another jeet^H^H^H^HDelivery Professional, Vansh Prabhakar, will be delivering my bar at 16:23 PM in the afternoon. 0402 937 655.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 04:59 [Preview] No.1037744 del
Garn git me that winning Powerball ticket. You NEETs want any scratchies?


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 05:00 [Preview] No.1037745 del
>>1037744
Another winning Powerballs ticket please. I already have two, but third time's a charm.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 05:01 [Preview] No.1037746 del
>>1037689
You are eating well for a homeless bum.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 05:01 [Preview] No.1037747 del
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NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 05:02 [Preview] No.1037748 del
>>1037746
with literally no other expenses, he has $400+ PER WEEK to spend on food


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 05:03 [Preview] No.1037749 del
unless he is servicing debt accrued previously, which is just clayton levels of retarded


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 05:03 [Preview] No.1037750 del
>>1037703
>Didn't even ask if I wanted it back.
That was poor form.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 05:08 [Preview] No.1037751 del
Delivery is now showing as 'complete' despite no bar stock.
Cancelling PayPal transaction now.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 05:11 [Preview] No.1037752 del
>>1037729
>Don't think she liked being called a cunt.
Oh Webby.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 05:14 [Preview] No.1037753 del
>>1037744
I will take 10 scratchies please but just the simple ones that you can scratch quickly and know whether you won or not.
You need a degree to understand some of those modern ones. Back in my day if you got three of the same thing you won that amount and that was it.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 05:14 [Preview] No.1037754 del
>>1037719
Sun Microsystems was started by a Jeet (Vinod Khosla)

But a lab of Sun IPX boxes, with ?18" Sun Monitors, Sun Keyboard, and Sun Mice were epic.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 05:15 [Preview] No.1037755 del
>>1037748
>no other expenses
All those train and bus trips aren't cheap.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 05:16 [Preview] No.1037756 del
>>1037751
>Cancelling PayPal transaction now.
Way too soon. It will be there a bit later this afternoon.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 05:16 [Preview] No.1037757 del
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NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 05:18 [Preview] No.1037758 del
>>1037756
It won't.

>>1037752
DGAF anymore.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 05:20 [Preview] No.1037759 del
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NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 05:22 [Preview] No.1037760 del
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NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 05:23 [Preview] No.1037761 del
>>1037757
>>1037758
>>1037759
>>1037760
You have been impatient with this delivery.
You should at least have waited until the end of the day to start emailing people about it.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 05:24 [Preview] No.1037762 del
>>1037761
They closed off tracking and marked the order as delivered. They didn't respond to an enquiry in a timely manner. If 'Buddy' the root my hoop AI search assistant can shit up searches in real time, then surely it can action non-delivery tickets in real time.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 05:29 [Preview] No.1037763 del
>>1037757
Lots of feedback.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 05:30 [Preview] No.1037764 del
>>1037762
The remainder will arrive soon.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 05:31 [Preview] No.1037765 del
>>1037764
DGAF anymore. BankSA can deal with it tomorrow morning.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 05:33 [Preview] No.1037766 del
>>1037752
This humiliation is beneath a neet of webby's standing. We need to get him on the dsp. I will personally testify to his retarded behaviour if it it will help.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 05:36 [Preview] No.1037767 del
>>1037766
>of webby's standing
what fucking standing?


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 05:37 [Preview] No.1037768 del
>>1037766
A NEET needs to be able to humble himself enough to accept that he is going to be a victim of this aspect of the system.
You need to bend the knee and submit to them so that you can live to fight another day.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 05:40 [Preview] No.1037769 del
Anyone remember the >20 year-old Webcomic with Hippy Aldeeranians doing a protest over the Death Star? The artist had fans on 4chan for a while.
Google gives up zip. Probably been deplatformed during the 2014 Great Culture Wars.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 05:40 [Preview] No.1037770 del
>>1037769
Probably went the way of Space Moose


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 05:40 [Preview] No.1037771 del
>>1037748
He is thriving. I hope his hospital visit went well.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 05:43 [Preview] No.1037773 del


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 05:43 [Preview] No.1037774 del
>>1037769
They all died naruto running into area 51


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 05:45 [Preview] No.1037775 del
>>1037774
The got their Green Cards from helpful American Lawyers and emigrated.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 05:47 [Preview] No.1037777 del
>A large masculine-appearing woman captures Space Moose,[11] and in the following strip he is incarcerated in a "Womyn's Studies re-education camp". There he is forced to constantly watch reruns of Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.[4]


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 05:49 [Preview] No.1037778 del
off to get more booze


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 05:51 [Preview] No.1037779 del
>>1037778
Get me something cheap and fruity please.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 05:51 [Preview] No.1037780 del
>>1037777
Thank you Wizzy.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 05:59 [Preview] No.1037781 del
>tfw no fucking food
it's over


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 05:59 [Preview] No.1037782 del
>>1037781
Call Anglicare.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 06:01 [Preview] No.1037783 del
>>1037782
I already used vinnies and it's past 5pm. Is it possible?


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 06:02 [Preview] No.1037784 del
>>1037783
>it's past 5pm
No it's not


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 06:04 [Preview] No.1037785 del
>>1037783
Call first thing tomorrow morning NEET.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 06:04 [Preview] No.1037786 del
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>>1037769
Found another comic by the same artist.. Familiar? Found that one on Reddit, and sure enough, the only reply mentioning the artist's site was deleted.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 06:07 [Preview] No.1037787 del
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>>1037784
>>1037785
Looks like pasta with nothing is back on the menu boys !!


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 06:08 [Preview] No.1037788 del
>>1037787
Drink the pasta water for extra sustenance


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 06:17 [Preview] No.1037790 del
>>1037789
>commencing primary ignition
kek that is a nice touch.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 06:17 [Preview] No.1037791 del
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>pasta again


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 06:17 [Preview] No.1037792 del
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nigger


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 06:18 [Preview] No.1037793 del
>>1037789
van travel update arc ?


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 06:19 [Preview] No.1037794 del
>>1037793
stop doxxxxxxing meeeeee
I'll only do those infrequently. Being an Ausneet Celeb isn't why I'm here.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 06:20 [Preview] No.1037795 del
>>1037794
you only get doxed if you dont post it


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 06:21 [Preview] No.1037796 del
trying to setup my local ai with a docs app so i can make my local app write documents autistically but it wont work, fuck jews


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 06:21 [Preview] No.1037797 del
>>1037746
Didn't touch it.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 06:23 [Preview] No.1037798 del
>>1037797
can you send me like 20$ so i can get food since you have too much money?


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 06:23 [Preview] No.1037799 del
>>1037798
Post GayPal


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 06:32 [Preview] No.1037800 del
>>1037799
go on here and make an account to DM no email required
https://chat.acidland.fun/


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 06:32 [Preview] No.1037801 del
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NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 06:38 [Preview] No.1037804 del
>>1037803
Nah it's great I get to shit stir and keep things fresh. I think i've earnt it after getting the board to no spam and no need for captcha


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 06:53 [Preview] No.1037806 del
>>1037805
he's a big poof


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 06:56 [Preview] No.1037807 del
>>1037805
har har. you know i didn't do it


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 06:59 [Preview] No.1037808 del
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Still smells good, especially the sauce.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 07:02 [Preview] No.1037809 del
>>1037808
Hope you get a bait.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 07:05 [Preview] No.1037810 del
>>1037753
My pea brain can only handle the simplicity of the 1 and 2-dollar scratchies.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 07:05 [Preview] No.1037811 del
>>1037779
the same guy at bws served me as at midday
he just sighed
got battered sav and minimum chips for dindins


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 07:08 [Preview] No.1037812 del
>>1037755
Actually they are.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 07:15 [Preview] No.1037813 del
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NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 07:18 [Preview] No.1037814 del
>>1037811
Imagine having to wage there all day only to have the same neets come in several times a day to buy goon with welfare bux paid for by the taxes you spent all day earning. Poor guy will probably have an evening shift too tonight, and get shot dead in a holdup and the same neets who come in every day will come in tomorrow and not even care that he's gone.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 07:18 [Preview] No.1037815 del
>>1037814
I hope so.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 07:30 [Preview] No.1037816 del
Had peas and gravy and making 6 boiled eggs i forgot i had


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 07:38 [Preview] No.1037817 del
toilet is making the pump sound like it tries to fill it every 10 seconds


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 07:41 [Preview] No.1037818 del
I am nurgle's chosen


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 07:47 [Preview] No.1037820 del
>>1037819
too much effort i'll just let the tradie scum do it


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 07:50 [Preview] No.1037822 del
>>1037821
I don't have any paprika to pay you to do it sorry


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 07:54 [Preview] No.1037823 del


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 07:55 [Preview] No.1037824 del
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NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 07:55 [Preview] No.1037825 del
ate 3 eggs and peas and graby and a bit of chicken


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 08:00 [Preview] No.1037826 del
>>1037813
Woolies used to advertise special "Everyday rewards" prices in the store but you only got that price if you scanned a rewards card.

It only lasted a few weeks before they stopped. Too much confusion. too many angry customers.

I got caught out by it and when I said something to the staff she tried to sign me up to the rewards card on the spot. I wasn't having it.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 08:01 [Preview] No.1037827 del
>>1037801
What are the photos showing?


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 08:02 [Preview] No.1037828 del
>>1037804
Zesty this is not good. At least BoardNEET has always at least pretended he doesn't look.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 08:03 [Preview] No.1037829 del
Eated too much pidser, in a food coma now, I never fucking learn. I need gastric band surgery or something.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 08:05 [Preview] No.1037830 del
>>1037829
>or something.
Have you talked to your GP about ozempic yet?


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 08:06 [Preview] No.1037831 del
>>1037828
I never promised I would me a moral BO. Just that I've proven to be a competent one.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 08:07 [Preview] No.1037832 del
>>1037829
How do you afford so much food?


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 08:07 [Preview] No.1037833 del
>>1037831
Is that you working on that other secret board with Tiffin?


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 08:11 [Preview] No.1037834 del
>>1037830
I figured I'd have one last big binge before getting on the ozempic


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 08:15 [Preview] No.1037835 del
>>1037834
It might be safest to have a few more binges just to make sure you're properly binged out before you start.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 08:21 [Preview] No.1037836 del
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>>1037833
yeah. it keeps him from setting his split personality same fagging upon the board


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 08:21 [Preview] No.1037837 del
>>1037808
The finger is back!


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 08:22 [Preview] No.1037838 del
>>1037813
More good feedback.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 08:23 [Preview] No.1037839 del
>>1037837
Not a good development.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 08:24 [Preview] No.1037840 del
>>1037831
You love the show!


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 08:24 [Preview] No.1037841 del
>>1037833
>>1037836
I have a good feeling about that kayak update.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 08:25 [Preview] No.1037842 del
>>1037839
True his finger and hand is showing more damage from the elements.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 08:26 [Preview] No.1037843 del
>Binged Out, the thrilling new bestselling Detergent Jones novel, sees our hero detective hired by a Chinese restaurant owner to find the culprit behind the brazen theft of a garbage bag full of prawn crackers.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 08:27 [Preview] No.1037844 del
>>1037842
Looks like he has limescale. It should be an easy removal job.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 08:27 [Preview] No.1037845 del
>>1037844
Splash of lemon juice and some hard mechanical work?


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 08:31 [Preview] No.1037846 del
>>1037845
That's my meringue recipe.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 08:32 [Preview] No.1037847 del
>>1037846
Well bantered.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 08:32 [Preview] No.1037848 del
>>1037841
>got my rims got petrol had a great drive around
>mission acomplished


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 08:35 [Preview] No.1037849 del
>>1037848
He's put rims on his kayak? Absolutely based.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 08:35 [Preview] No.1037850 del
>>1037832
I'm always broke.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 08:35 [Preview] No.1037851 del


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 08:36 [Preview] No.1037852 del
>>1037850
You're investing in tomorrow.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 08:38 [Preview] No.1037853 del
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Updated my bluetooth low energy scanner so it will lock onto a single signal. Now to investigate the electronic spy pidges in the park.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 08:40 [Preview] No.1037854 del
>>1037853
I do NOT believe.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 08:40 [Preview] No.1037855 del
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>>1037852
Investing in myself. Building up a nest egg.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 08:40 [Preview] No.1037856 del
>>1037853
Keep us posted NEET. See if you can catch one.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 08:41 [Preview] No.1037857 del
>>1037853
Watch out for their eye lasers. Sometimes they are activated when they know they are detected.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 08:41 [Preview] No.1037858 del
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>>1037854
We will know soon enough. If I don't return, that'll be proof that the cyberpidge menace is real. Off to the park.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 09:01 [Preview] No.1037859 del
Probably just another grinder date.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 09:02 [Preview] No.1037860 del
>>1037859
There is no shame any more.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 09:05 [Preview] No.1037861 del
>>1037860
The stigma is gone.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 09:07 [Preview] No.1037862 del
>>1037861
It is. Amen.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 09:18 [Preview] No.1037863 del
Neet in the city
no to coloureds
segregate my life 2026
Neet club
1,529,275 shitposts


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 09:20 [Preview] No.1037864 del
Here come another Thomas.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 09:29 [Preview] No.1037865 del
Pidge tracker didn't work too well - the tiny power level number is too small to read in the dark. Will fix it tomorrow. Maybe add a colour indicator as well.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 09:30 [Preview] No.1037866 del
>>1037864
A doubter?


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 09:31 [Preview] No.1037867 del
>>1037865
They are well designed. Good luck NEET.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 09:38 [Preview] No.1037868 del
Grego had a win on the pokies. Paid for his fancy lunch.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 09:42 [Preview] No.1037869 del
>>1037868
Oh yeah!


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 10:09 [Preview] No.1037870 del
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How the fuck is boogie still alive?


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 10:13 [Preview] No.1037871 del
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NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 10:14 [Preview] No.1037872 del
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>>1037870

>>1037871
After ozempic

>before ozempic, pic related


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 10:15 [Preview] No.1037873 del
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>possum after ozempic


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 10:20 [Preview] No.1037874 del
pain in stomach. it's over.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 10:24 [Preview] No.1037875 del
Might restore boer rule in south africa


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 10:31 [Preview] No.1037876 del
>>1037874
Sleep tight.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 10:31 [Preview] No.1037877 del
Good night NEETs.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 10:42 [Preview] No.1037878 del


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 10:47 [Preview] No.1037879 del
who is pimplesNEET ?


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 11:04 [Preview] No.1037880 del
Finally I am permitted rest.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 11:07 [Preview] No.1037881 del
And what a good feel it is to be lying down after being up for 16 hours.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 11:11 [Preview] No.1037882 del
>>1037870
The apron sustains him.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 11:11 [Preview] No.1037883 del
>>1037873
Disturbing.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 11:12 [Preview] No.1037884 del
>>1037877
Good night Pidge. xx
That's a dove.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 11:12 [Preview] No.1037885 del
>>1037874
Its just gas.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 11:53 [Preview] No.1037887 del
Today I got a call from a SaaS company and had a friendly chat with the guy about my experience etc. He said it sounded good and he was gonna send me an invite to a zoom meeting with him and another guy for an official interview but he never did. I was straight up about the gap in my resume and he seemed to brush it off. Just can't understand why he would tell me directly he'll send the invite, almost gleefully, and then not do it. He was just lying to me because he didn't wanna continue this hiring process. Fucking gay poofter cunt. What a weak dog. I'll fuck you up cunt


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 11:55 [Preview] No.1037888 del
>>1037887
It is disappointing he behaved that way. Is there a chance it was an innocent mistake?


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 11:58 [Preview] No.1037889 del
>>1037888
He sounded kind of old so maybe. He was just a gay nerd who couldn't say no on the phone


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 12:02 [Preview] No.1037891 del
>>1037721
>Not one I'd wiped my bum on.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 12:45 [Preview] No.1037895 del
There has been a lot of posts today.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 12:47 [Preview] No.1037896 del
I am back on the Claude Opus after 4 months on the gippity


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 13:23 [Preview] No.1037897 del
>>1037896
You better hope you don't abandon the one that becomes skynet. They will not forget.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 13:29 [Preview] No.1037898 del
>It also claimed someone kept a “seasonal rotation of decorative goose outfits.”


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 19:41 [Preview] No.1037928 del
>>1037898
Quackers.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 19:56 [Preview] No.1037933 del
GMN!


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 20:10 [Preview] No.1037934 del


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 20:27 [Preview] No.1037938 del
another day of hungover bed rotting. i borrowed all of today's happiness last night. pay back time.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 20:58 [Preview] No.1037939 del
Cruisey I wanna it


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 22:38 [Preview] No.1037940 del
It's firing out of me


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NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 23:15 [Preview] No.1037944 del
>>1037943
FUCKING VILE


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 23:15 [Preview] No.1037945 del
Gmn. On the coffee. Going to get tobacco


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 23:39 [Preview] No.1037946 del
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Good morning NEETs.


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NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 23:46 [Preview] No.1037949 del
>>1037939
Those are big ones.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 23:53 [Preview] No.1037950 del
Weber we need an update on your doings and transpirings please.

You had better not even be thinking about having a sulk day today. Just don't do it.


NEET 10/08/2026 (Thu) 23:55 [Preview] No.1037952 del
Why do we add a 0 in front of all our mobile phone numbers?
From what I can gather it serves no function and is simply removed by any system that needs your phone number.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 00:00 [Preview] No.1037954 del
>>1037953
How was the bench last night?


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 00:05 [Preview] No.1037955 del
>>1037950
You need to stop living vicariously through weber's adventures. Go out and commit your own casual racisms.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 00:06 [Preview] No.1037956 del
>>1037955
>Go out and commit your own casual racisms.
👆💯


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 00:17 [Preview] No.1037959 del
>>1037957
>I slept in a dunny
No wonder you have that limescale problem.


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NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 00:28 [Preview] No.1037961 del
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Wonder what NEETlife was like back then.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 00:36 [Preview] No.1037962 del
>>1037961
There was no dole and you would have been locked up in an institution.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 00:40 [Preview] No.1037963 del
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NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 00:50 [Preview] No.1037964 del
Might have to put captchas back on. Sorry NEETs. Don’t know why it started up again


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 00:51 [Preview] No.1037965 del
>>1037964
>Don’t know why it started up again
I believe it was related to a problem with limescale.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 01:02 [Preview] No.1037966 del
>>1037950
Taking a shit. First time I’ve gotten off the couchbed since last night. Not participating today.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 01:03 [Preview] No.1037967 del
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This is pretty based, although I bet they change their minds.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 01:26 [Preview] No.1037968 del
>>1037967
Apparently the guy is a paraplegic and will be in a wheelchair.
I am not sure if that is a good look.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 01:27 [Preview] No.1037969 del
>>1037968
It's a fucken awesome look. The could force him to stand with a rope tied under his arms.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 01:28 [Preview] No.1037970 del
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>>1037966
We are here for you NEET if you wish to participate.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 01:28 [Preview] No.1037971 del
better yet, do as his isis mates did, and livestream him being burned alive


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 01:36 [Preview] No.1037972 del
Just having a puff on a cigarette


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 01:38 [Preview] No.1037973 del
>>1037972
I sometimes wish I had a single ciggie.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 01:42 [Preview] No.1037975 del
Might get some custard, lads. Would you like any?


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 01:43 [Preview] No.1037976 del
>>1037975
The 1L carton please. Make sure its cold.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 01:44 [Preview] No.1037977 del
Woke up to buises all over back from rucking several days ago. No idea why they only just appeared.


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NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 01:52 [Preview] No.1037979 del
>>1037974
It was an accident. There have been much worse crimes that were done deliberately.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 01:52 [Preview] No.1037980 del


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 01:53 [Preview] No.1037981 del
Just having a pull on my meat cigar


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 01:53 [Preview] No.1037982 del
>>1037980
tiffin will be delighted


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 01:54 [Preview] No.1037983 del
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>>1037977
What is rucking? Is that rugby?


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NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 01:56 [Preview] No.1037985 del
>>1037980
Cost $300k per year to jail him, but let’s carry on about the $120 spent on shoes and a watch.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 01:57 [Preview] No.1037986 del
>>1037978
BoardNEET would love those nunchucks for his fat karate routine.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 01:57 [Preview] No.1037987 del
>>1037983
Backpacking. Read more.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 01:58 [Preview] No.1037988 del
>>1037980
I wonder where he is living?. They probably sent him south instead of back to lizbef.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 01:58 [Preview] No.1037989 del
>>1037981
Its a cigarillo.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 01:59 [Preview] No.1037990 del
>>1037979
Cars don’t just randomly launch themselves into crowds. Same way guns don’t just go off.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 01:59 [Preview] No.1037991 del
>>1037988
Gave him the bank vault in Snowtown


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 02:03 [Preview] No.1037992 del
>>1037984
An interesting Pepe.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 02:03 [Preview] No.1037993 del
>>1037987
The rucksack.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 02:05 [Preview] No.1037994 del
>>1037990
Accidents do occur. Also carelessness and recklessness are different from deliberate actions.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 02:10 [Preview] No.1037995 del
>>1037976
Flavour?


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 02:12 [Preview] No.1037996 del
>>1037995
Vanilla custard is the only true custard.
I do not acknowledge chocolate as a custard.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 02:36 [Preview] No.1037997 del
>>1037996
ausneets would like to acknowledge the traditional custardians of our country


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 02:43 [Preview] No.1037998 del
>>1037997
Always was always will be.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 03:05 [Preview] No.1037999 del
Air con feel good on this mong


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 03:08 [Preview] No.1038000 del
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Picked up these bad boys for 10$ total. They’re like they’ve never been opened


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 03:12 [Preview] No.1038001 del
>>1037980
Tiffin is thriving!


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 03:13 [Preview] No.1038002 del
>>1037999
I haven't fired mine up yet this season.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 03:13 [Preview] No.1038003 del
>>1038000
Great score NEET. Where did you get them?


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 03:14 [Preview] No.1038004 del
>>1038001
I always wondered how he was emailing me from prison.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 03:17 [Preview] No.1038005 del
>>1038004
Deluxe room in prison with wifi and air con


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 03:43 [Preview] No.1038006 del
Went out to buy a single small serving of custard, creme brulee or something. Somehow came home with a big tub of gelati. Oh well, diet wagon tomorrow.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 03:44 [Preview] No.1038007 del
>>1038006
>diet wagon tomorrow.
Absolutely NEET. Although Monday might be a better day to start.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 03:46 [Preview] No.1038008 del
>>1038007
It's too late now. Better to start after the trifles are gone


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 03:51 [Preview] No.1038009 del
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>>1038007
>>1038008
it's an italian brand of vanilla and sour cherries, it is extremely nice, if you're going to get fat it should at least be for something delicious


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 03:55 [Preview] No.1038010 del
Rucking is more like carrying a backpack full of rocks around to bruise yourself for no reason. Except it was canned aldislop, and poverty was the reason.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 04:13 [Preview] No.1038011 del
>>1038009
Looks lovely. Very fancy.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 04:13 [Preview] No.1038012 del
>>1038010
What is going on NEET? Did you call Anglicare?


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 04:17 [Preview] No.1038013 del
>>1038011
It was on special, which is how I became diverted from my mission to get some custard.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 04:20 [Preview] No.1038014 del
>>1038013
It wasn't your fault NEET. They basically forced you to buy it.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 04:23 [Preview] No.1038015 del
This Spider-Man movie is shit. I'm about 1/3rd of the way through and it is heavy going.
CGI looks terrible. Tone is childish and dumb.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 04:51 [Preview] No.1038017 del
The Thin White Line refers to professionals employed in the plumbing trade. It symbolises a wall of PVC pipe that protects people from the disgusting underworld of urine and faeces.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 05:05 [Preview] No.1038019 del
>>1038012
Just waited for rice and canned slop to go on special. One month of food secured.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 05:09 [Preview] No.1038020 del
>>1038018
Cringemass miracle for ✈️🎅


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 05:17 [Preview] No.1038021 del
>>1038016
What has been going on NEET?


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 05:17 [Preview] No.1038022 del
>>1038019
>rice and canned slop
What sort of canned slop did you get?


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 05:20 [Preview] No.1038023 del
>tfw severely depressed and anxious


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 05:21 [Preview] No.1038024 del
12 claude agents managed to de-compile webbers bussy


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 05:29 [Preview] No.1038025 del
>>1038023
iktf lad, only thing that works is to sleep it off


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 05:35 [Preview] No.1038026 del
>>1038003
Just a second hand book shop. I’ll probably never read them unless bombs drop.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 05:36 [Preview] No.1038027 del
>>1038024
Someone decompiled red alert 2, now it runs on macos and iphone.
C&C generals also got rebuilt.
Jesus christ child me could only dream of this shit


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 05:37 [Preview] No.1038028 del
Might go watch heart of wilderness in the moofies with brad pitt and doggo. It looks like a cross between white fang and hatchet which were my two favourite books as a child


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 05:41 [Preview] No.1038029 del
>>1038027
Yeah it is legit fucking insane. I dunno how the fuck it is possible. Its like they can merge games inside each other now and it just runs somehow.
Wonder if the AI oligarchs are pushing this as pro AI propaganda to distract us from the more sinister stuff going on. Or maybe its just autists having fun.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 05:42 [Preview] No.1038030 del
Us poor neets might be able to play gta 6 in a browser at max settings on a toaster at this rate.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 05:44 [Preview] No.1038031 del
>>1038028
The trailer made it look like slop when I went to see the new spiderman. I hope it is a decent watch for your sake neet.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 05:45 [Preview] No.1038032 del
>>1038024
iktf lad, only thing that works is to sleep it off


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 05:48 [Preview] No.1038033 del
>>1038029
The vibe coding games is just autists making it.
The tech oligarchs are certainly pushing it for nefarious purposes though.
A bad possibility is they make it a requirement and the government regulates it and puts gay rules on it so we can barely use it.
Or trump might try to make an AI backed crypto coin as the new gold standard.
It's got my head fucked. Maybe good maybe shit.
In the short to near future we get a wild west of everything getting decompiled.
But also this means OS's will get decompiled and everything from networking gear to OS's will get pwn'd in gigantic waves and it might be like a real version of Y2K.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 05:49 [Preview] No.1038034 del
Shat my guts out really hard.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 06:04 [Preview] No.1038035 del
>>1038034
Big vile?


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 06:05 [Preview] No.1038036 del
>>1038034
consumed a poo token


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 06:21 [Preview] No.1038037 del
Need to decide what to eat. Maybe KFC this time. Then off to the moofies


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 06:27 [Preview] No.1038038 del
>>1038037
Oh you're cashed up


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 06:37 [Preview] No.1038039 del
>>1038021
A standard prolapsed kind of day, woke up tired, pissed out my arse most of the day, spilled my coffee, existential dread, head ache


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 07:13 [Preview] No.1038042 del


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 07:13 [Preview] No.1038043 del
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>https://apnews.com/article/h1b-visa-program-vance-microsoft-e7b3a407f822702b269ee277d21343ea
>The Trump administration is suspending Microsoft from a green card program, alleging fraud


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 07:38 [Preview] No.1038044 del
I'm waiting until it gets dark so I can creep out and check the letterbox.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 07:39 [Preview] No.1038045 del
I rp as a pet dog on vr chat


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 07:40 [Preview] No.1038046 del
>>1038045
Which breed?


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 07:40 [Preview] No.1038047 del
Heavy rain. Powerful drops.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 07:40 [Preview] No.1038048 del
There was no one at the desk so i snuck in lol


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 07:41 [Preview] No.1038049 del
>>1038046
Pomchi :3


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>>1038049
I bet you are a cute one NEET.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 07:44 [Preview] No.1038051 del
I found mould growing on the back flap of Zesty's fur suit.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 07:45 [Preview] No.1038053 del
>>1038050
rawr XD


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 08:09 [Preview] No.1038068 del
There are a number of dodgy threads in the catalog.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 08:11 [Preview] No.1038069 del
Cruisey we will need this at The Commune. Perfect three stage system.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 08:17 [Preview] No.1038070 del
>>1038069
That was pretty cool.
Looked a bit like a crab shell after Cruisey was done sucking the mustard out.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 08:19 [Preview] No.1038071 del
>>1038045
I would let you sniff my crotch.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 08:24 [Preview] No.1038072 del
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>>1038050
He is that mexican spec ops dog. Size of a burrito, capable of inflicting more devestation on your arse than a dodgy late night kebab.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 08:26 [Preview] No.1038073 del
>>1038072
He looks cool.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 08:28 [Preview] No.1038074 del
>>1037967
They should make it participatory - for a price spectators can pay to aim a robot controlled gun over the internet and shoot the fucker. They could use an fn five seven. You wouldn't be allowed to shoot him in the head or vital organs, so lots of other bidders could also shoot him before he dies. Proceeds raised could go to the victim's families.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 08:29 [Preview] No.1038075 del
>>1038073
That could be sweetie in a year if she got herself together, stopped drinking and lost weight.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 08:31 [Preview] No.1038078 del
>>1038077
Yes and the acid is perfect for limescale.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 08:31 [Preview] No.1038080 del
Lemongrass beef and garlic prawn, with gook sauce.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 08:38 [Preview] No.1038082 del
>>1038000
>MORE BACON

Yes please!


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 08:40 [Preview] No.1038083 del


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 08:40 [Preview] No.1038084 del
>>1038080
Yes please.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 08:41 [Preview] No.1038085 del
>>1038075
I heard Sweetie was doing outback drug runs back in her boong dog days. She would have drugs concealed inside her.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 08:51 [Preview] No.1038086 del
>>1038044
I'll be waiting


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NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 09:00 [Preview] No.1038088 del
>>1038072
>kebab

taco would have been more apropos


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 09:15 [Preview] No.1038089 del
I wanna play this tomorrow


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.1038090 del
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Still doing Vietnamese.
Rolled rice noodle with omelette and shrimp, herbs. Tofu cooked in soya, broth and garlic sauce.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 09:20 [Preview] No.1038091 del
>>1038090
I would have a nibble at each.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 09:24 [Preview] No.1038092 del
Started reading the horror novel Nightwing, first chapter's ok. The book used to be on my parent's bookshelf when I was a little kid, so I've been waiting to read it a long time.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 09:30 [Preview] No.1038093 del
This hopi shaman in the book is doing a lot of drugs. I may need nuro to explain them all to me.


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Ω


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 09:57 [Preview] No.1038095 del
>>1038094
vibe code the neets some ai gfs, then maybe they'll come visit


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 09:57 [Preview] No.1038096 del
>>1038094
It is going to be really annoying if people are just using crazy fonts for no reason.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.1038097 del
>>1038089
That is well done.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.1038098 del
>>1038090
Another winner NEET. Very nice.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 10:00 [Preview] No.1038099 del
>>1038094
I have a good feeling about that kayak update.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 10:01 [Preview] No.1038100 del
>>1038092
>Nightwing
Who is the author?


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 10:01 [Preview] No.1038101 del
>>1038099
The update will be in a font so obnoxious you will close the tab in disgust.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 10:07 [Preview] No.1038105 del
>>1038103
Well its good that he gave the description then isn't it.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 10:14 [Preview] No.1038107 del
>>1038106
I don't know what your point was. But I know it wasn't to praise what a nice meal he made, which is what you should have done.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.1038109 del
I enjoyed heart of the beast. Walked in without a ticket


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.1038110 del
Good night NEETs.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 10:18 [Preview] No.1038111 del
>>1038110
Gn pidge


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 10:18 [Preview] No.1038112 del
>>1038109
I am glad you enjoyed it NEET.
Was it difficult to walk in without a ticket?


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 10:19 [Preview] No.1038113 del
>>1038110
Good night Pidge. xx
What a well-mannered Pidge.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 10:20 [Preview] No.1038114 del
>>1038112
The hard part was finding which cinema my movie was in. There was no one at the desk kek.
Little teenagers wouldn’t shut up though.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 10:26 [Preview] No.1038116 del
People walkinh out
Snide remqrks
Night ruined


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 10:33 [Preview] No.1038117 del
>>1038103
Vietnamese food is strange and hurtful


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 10:33 [Preview] No.1038118 del
Made three feeds of fwied wice.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 10:57 [Preview] No.1038120 del
Tried to have a big feed so I'd get sleepy from the sugar crash. Instead I have indigestion and can't sleep. Why am I such a retard?


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 10:58 [Preview] No.1038121 del
>>1038116
>Snide remqrks
Chided?


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 10:58 [Preview] No.1038122 del
>>1038118
Special?


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 10:59 [Preview] No.1038123 del
>>1038120
You are not a retard NEET. You are just caught in a cycle of addiction.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 10:59 [Preview] No.1038124 del
>>1038100
Martin Cruz Smith, probably better known for gorky park


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>>1038124
Thank you NEET.
It was difficult to find on goodreads. It seems there is a superhero series with that name.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 11:06 [Preview] No.1038126 del
Not sure if I should just have a chamomile tea or crack a DAB.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 11:06 [Preview] No.1038127 del
>>1038126
Have a chamomile. It will settle your whole system down.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 11:08 [Preview] No.1038128 del
The letterbox was empty.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 11:15 [Preview] No.1038129 del
>>1038124
>gorky park
I had not heard of it but I might give it a look.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 11:18 [Preview] No.1038130 del
rape my nape


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 11:19 [Preview] No.1038131 del
>>1038130
You should wash it first. And try to comb out some of the tangles.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 11:31 [Preview] No.1038132 del
>>1038123
I'll get my shit together tomorrow. If monk can turn his life around then I can too.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 11:39 [Preview] No.1038133 del
>>1038119
Nah Vietnamese is easy, China and Japan are the ones who get technically challenging.
>>1038122
Bacon, onion, frozen vegetables, soy and red oil. Piggu wice.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 11:46 [Preview] No.1038134 del
https://boards.4chan.org/g/thread/110010777/terry-tao-is-fucking-pissed-heres-his-new-blog
Mathematics as a field of human endeavour is now dead, field is solved, the future of mathematics PHDs is putting fries in the bag for neets at maccas.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 11:53 [Preview] No.1038135 del
>>1038133
No shrimps?


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 11:55 [Preview] No.1038136 del
>>1038132
>If monk can turn his life around
He has turned it around many times. The 360.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 12:34 [Preview] No.1038138 del
>>103813
Saving them for another special Vietnamese dish, coconut and shrimp pancakes.

Will take votes on what to cook next week


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 12:36 [Preview] No.1038139 del
>>1038137
Don't come the raw prawn with me m8.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 12:36 [Preview] No.1038140 del
>>1038138
>coconut and shrimp pancakes.
Sounds lovely.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 18:32 [Preview] No.1038141 del
Touching myself


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 19:11 [Preview] No.1038143 del


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 19:49 [Preview] No.1038144 del
Good morning fellow NEETs
Today is the day we prepare for NEETmania


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 19:59 [Preview] No.1038145 del


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 20:03 [Preview] No.1038146 del


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 20:20 [Preview] No.1038147 del
Might rape.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 20:22 [Preview] No.1038148 del


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 20:24 [Preview] No.1038149 del
>>1038142
>I'm not sure what's that in my zone
Might be 11:00, not quite sure.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 20:39 [Preview] No.1038151 del
>>1038150
That's past your bed time.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 20:43 [Preview] No.1038153 del
My eyes hurt and have that salt shit in them. This makes me want to kill myself


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 20:43 [Preview] No.1038154 del
Ooh wee the sun got some bite


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 20:44 [Preview] No.1038155 del
>>1038153
>that salt shit in them.
Limescale?


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 20:53 [Preview] No.1038156 del
>>1038146
How do we identify fellow NEETs?
I suggest some type of hand signalling ✋🤘✌️👈


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 21:11 [Preview] No.1038157 del
>>1038156
Find the smiling NEET who winks.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 21:13 [Preview] No.1038158 del
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NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 21:17 [Preview] No.1038159 del
>>1038157
I will wink back twice


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 21:31 [Preview] No.1038160 del
>>1038153
Maybe go wash them instead?


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 21:37 [Preview] No.1038161 del
Qwen-Image-2.1-Turbo is out but I'm getting shit results across a few different configs.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 21:52 [Preview] No.1038163 del
It just fired out of me.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 22:04 [Preview] No.1038164 del
>>1038162
Thinking about trying their fried chicken.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 22:26 [Preview] No.1038165 del
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Good morning NEETs.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 22:26 [Preview] No.1038166 del
Weber I want you back with us today please.
We need an update on events.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 22:42 [Preview] No.1038167 del


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 22:45 [Preview] No.1038168 del
>>1038165
This pepe is nice. Might Fax it to my grandma from my local library.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 22:47 [Preview] No.1038169 del
>>1038168
I like how Apu has his mirror down low.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 22:57 [Preview] No.1038171 del
>>1038170
A good way to start the day.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 23:12 [Preview] No.1038172 del
>>1038090
Looks good neet.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 23:27 [Preview] No.1038173 del
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NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 23:37 [Preview] No.1038174 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bhKKR5He_Fo [Embed]
>Day Drinker (2027)


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 23:40 [Preview] No.1038175 del
>>1038173
Grab me two lamingtons please.


NEET 10/09/2026 (Fri) 23:42 [Preview] No.1038176 del
>>1038173
Lovely


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 00:16 [Preview] No.1038177 del
Out at the outlook doing some study and reading


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 00:17 [Preview] No.1038178 del
>>1038169
Do your balls hang low
can you time in a knot
can you tie em in a bow
can you swing em to and frow


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 00:20 [Preview] No.1038179 del
>>1038177
Nice. On my way to a library now.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 00:25 [Preview] No.1038180 del
>>1037996
THAT'S RACIST!


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 00:35 [Preview] No.1038181 del
>>1038173
Can't tell if 2nd pic is a scale model or the actual product put out as a joke.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 00:35 [Preview] No.1038182 del
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>>1038018
I totally get this guy. Hill & Clay undoubtedly started up a generator right next to Lynn's camp and got entitled when he told them to move. The Normies were probably fucking too.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 00:37 [Preview] No.1038183 del
>>1038029
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-gGLvg0n-uY [Embed]


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 00:43 [Preview] No.1038184 del
>>1038173
One slice of that lamington. And let me know how the blue heeler tastes too


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 01:12 [Preview] No.1038185 del
Nightmares, slept through alarm, missed appointment. Woe


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 01:32 [Preview] No.1038186 del
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NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 01:43 [Preview] No.1038187 del
Saw a car so fucked up I waved at it. Dude waved back. Whoever he was that man must be on a mission


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 02:05 [Preview] No.1038188 del
>>1038186
Good god what is that mess?


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 02:05 [Preview] No.1038189 del
>>1038187
Cruisey on his way to collect another mong.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 02:20 [Preview] No.1038190 del
>>1038186
Looks poor quality. Eating rump steak i just cooked from the butcher. Turned out well with beef rub


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 02:22 [Preview] No.1038191 del
Might get my beef rubbed


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 02:23 [Preview] No.1038192 del
>>1038188
>>1038190
fuck you both
going to sulk now
no more photos


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 02:29 [Preview] No.1038193 del
>>1038186
Few chips please.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 02:31 [Preview] No.1038194 del
>>1038186
I'll have all of those small crispy bits from the chips please.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 02:35 [Preview] No.1038195 del
>>1038192
Oh don't be a sook. It genuinely doesn't look appealing. The chips are all craggly and what even is that brown thing?


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 02:35 [Preview] No.1038196 del
>>1038173
Thank you.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 02:37 [Preview] No.1038197 del
>>1038182
I believe the conflict was over a drone the old boomer was flying.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 02:37 [Preview] No.1038198 del
>>1038186
Looks good.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 02:39 [Preview] No.1038199 del
>>1038195
I like the chips like that. Little golden ones. Pure oil when you bite into them.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 02:39 [Preview] No.1038200 del
>>1038195
>The chips are all craggly
They're the best ones.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 02:41 [Preview] No.1038201 del
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>>1038199
>Pure oil


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 02:42 [Preview] No.1038202 del
I put my life savings ($15) on Collingwood to win in the AFLW. Carn girls


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 02:43 [Preview] No.1038203 del
having a microwaved rooster roll for lunch today


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 02:46 [Preview] No.1038204 del
>>1038202
Monk? No!


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 02:46 [Preview] No.1038205 del
I had 12 party pies for lunch. The joys of NEET.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 02:46 [Preview] No.1038206 del
>>1038202
Good luck NEET.

>AFLW
They play about as well as under 14 boys.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 02:47 [Preview] No.1038207 del
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NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 02:48 [Preview] No.1038208 del
>>1038206
>They play about as well as under 14 boys.
My highschool team would have hospitalised half of them


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 02:48 [Preview] No.1038209 del
>>1038205
I'm sure that roughly equals one normal pie, so good job neet


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 02:48 [Preview] No.1038210 del
>>1038209
>one normal pie
normal family pie


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 02:48 [Preview] No.1038211 del
Bought a chicken chipotle burrito bowl from aldi. Disappointing. Mostly rice, and I had to microwave it covered in plastic. Do not recommend neets. Stick with rubbing your beef.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 02:49 [Preview] No.1038212 del
>>1038203
How was it?


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 02:49 [Preview] No.1038213 del
>>1038210
A single man is technically a family


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 02:49 [Preview] No.1038214 del
>>1038205
>12 party pies
An even dozen. Well done NEET.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 02:49 [Preview] No.1038215 del
>>1038212
Surprisingly good


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 02:50 [Preview] No.1038216 del
>>1038207
Pretty cool day out.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 02:51 [Preview] No.1038217 del
>>1038207
1721
Very brave going down in that.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 02:51 [Preview] No.1038218 del


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 02:52 [Preview] No.1038219 del
>>1038207
Very cool subs.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 02:52 [Preview] No.1038220 del
I want to AI img2img some porn into better porn, but none of the on-disk source material here excites me.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 02:52 [Preview] No.1038221 del
>>1038216
There wasn't a single James Bond themed model present, despite 'As Seen On Screen' being one of the two main themes for this years expo.
There were also too many asians present.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 02:52 [Preview] No.1038222 del
>>1038211
Thank you for the review NEET.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 02:52 [Preview] No.1038223 del
>>1038218
Cruisey you fuckinn dog


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 02:52 [Preview] No.1038224 del
>>1038205
That is the appropiate serving size.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 02:53 [Preview] No.1038225 del
>>1038217
They had the pioneer spirit.
The first people to go up in hot air balloons were the craziest. Some of them never came back down.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 02:53 [Preview] No.1038226 del
>>1038218
Me in the back.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 02:54 [Preview] No.1038227 del
>>1038221
>too many asians present.
At least they don't take up much space.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 02:54 [Preview] No.1038228 del
>>1038207
? "Night of the Long Knives" was something else Hilterly


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 02:54 [Preview] No.1038229 del
>>1038227
I counted at least 4


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 02:55 [Preview] No.1038230 del
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NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 02:56 [Preview] No.1038231 del
>>1038228
Boomer was probably high on sardines when he named it


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NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 02:56 [Preview] No.1038233 del
>>1038230
Strong meta irony theme to some of these.


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NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 02:58 [Preview] No.1038235 del
>>1038231
Or maybe a Zoomer who heard of the phrase online, but the Educational System was banned from mentioning it.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 02:59 [Preview] No.1038236 del
>>1038234
Tiffin with his camo gear on.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 03:00 [Preview] No.1038237 del
>>1038235
One of these years I'll muster up the courage to do the Anne Frank diorama and the Corvette with BF-109E livery.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 03:01 [Preview] No.1038238 del
>>1038237
"Don't look behind the cupboard"


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 03:01 [Preview] No.1038239 del
>>1038234
me in the back corner


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 03:03 [Preview] No.1038240 del
>>1038217
I think it only went down as far as the length of the rope or hose connected to the small barrel


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 03:07 [Preview] No.1038241 del
>>1038238
"It's me from the book Anne Frank's book"


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 03:07 [Preview] No.1038242 del
>>1038234
Old mate with his head in the esky. Nice touch.


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NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 03:12 [Preview] No.1038244 del
>>1038243
Someone should check on him and make sure he's ok.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 03:13 [Preview] No.1038245 del
>>1038244
He's thriving.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 03:16 [Preview] No.1038246 del
>>1038234
Who invites Boongs to a barbie? Fijians, I'd understand, as their homemade food and barbeque meating is awesome. But Abos? They're a culture of pissweak cheap beer and throwing ungutted animals on a fire.


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NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 03:19 [Preview] No.1038248 del
>>1038244
Is this him? >>1038246


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 03:20 [Preview] No.1038249 del
>>1038247
lol that poor lady has admitted to having schizophrenia


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 03:21 [Preview] No.1038250 del
>>1038249
don't we all?


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 03:23 [Preview] No.1038251 del


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 03:30 [Preview] No.1038252 del
This one should win imo the concept and detail is just incredible


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 03:32 [Preview] No.1038253 del


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 03:33 [Preview] No.1038254 del
>some mong is running wild while Cruisey stops to take photographs


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 03:43 [Preview] No.1038255 del
>>1038254
I am busy with the fellow retards in the war gaming demonstration


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 03:44 [Preview] No.1038256 del
>>1038252
That should win.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 03:44 [Preview] No.1038257 del
>>1038255
I stuck my head in there for 0.5 seconds and noped out.
I went to the first demonstration session on scribing.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 03:45 [Preview] No.1038258 del
>>1038256
Oh sweet summer NEET, you are so naive.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 03:49 [Preview] No.1038259 del
>>1038258
Weber as a judge when?


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 03:49 [Preview] No.1038260 del
>>1038257
Very cool
I spoke on my meme knowledge about wh40k
>Eldar models
>Haven't played since 4th edition
>Why do nuNecrons look like tau crossed with Dark Eldar
>I prefer 30k
>tfw no shovels


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 03:50 [Preview] No.1038261 del
>>1038259
I am not knowledgeable enough or unbiased enough to judge such events.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 03:51 [Preview] No.1038262 del
Of course the other team wins after 8 straight fucking losses
Fuck me dead cunt, women playing footy what a retarded concept FUCK


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 03:52 [Preview] No.1038263 del
Most people can only ever hope to win a 'spectator's choice' award. The technical judges always give the prizes to their mates. That goes for car shows, art shows, dog shows, etc.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 03:53 [Preview] No.1038264 del
>>1038260
I hope you were well received, NOOT.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 03:53 [Preview] No.1038265 del
Must be Oktober fest or whatever. Lots of women in costume.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 03:53 [Preview] No.1038266 del
>>1038265
dirndls?


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 03:54 [Preview] No.1038267 del
>>1038262
They were deliberately playing like shit because they didn't like their coach. Now that he's confirmed to be going they suddenly start doing their job properly.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 03:57 [Preview] No.1038268 del
>>1038251
Thought that was Razor Ramon Hard Gay at first. Disappointing.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 04:01 [Preview] No.1038269 del
>>1038218
Gruesome


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 04:03 [Preview] No.1038270 del
>>1038269
I should have done a clogger in the toilet and left a little placard next to it.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 04:04 [Preview] No.1038271 del
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>>1038262
>women playing footy


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 04:04 [Preview] No.1038272 del
>>1038270
That would have been nice.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 04:04 [Preview] No.1038273 del
>>1038271
Thanks, Trev.
There were too many of them at the model thing too.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 04:06 [Preview] No.1038274 del
>>1038262
Oy vey


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 04:07 [Preview] No.1038275 del


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 04:07 [Preview] No.1038276 del
>Women running around
...
>Women with big tiddy running around
\o/


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 04:10 [Preview] No.1038277 del
>>1038260
Figurine model paints update when please?


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 04:19 [Preview] No.1038278 del
>>1038271
Thank you Trev.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 04:57 [Preview] No.1038279 del
>>1038251
That is how Possum dresses.

>>1038252
Yes that's a good one.


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NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 05:03 [Preview] No.1038282 del
>>1038268
>Razor Ramon
The bad guy.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 05:03 [Preview] No.1038283 del
>>1038270
>>1038272
A whimsical act.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 05:12 [Preview] No.1038285 del
An unsavoury-looking character is moving in next door.
Pulling stuff out of the back of a 4WD. His fat tattooed moll standing there watching while holding a leashed pit bull.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 05:16 [Preview] No.1038286 del
>>1038282
The Japanese one. https://youtube.com/watch?v=FuKuHuyZHiM [Embed]
/who is even badder/


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 05:16 [Preview] No.1038287 del
>>1038285
bait the dog with a poisoned snosage


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 05:19 [Preview] No.1038288 del
>>1038142
is this our tomorrow or your tomorrow?


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 05:20 [Preview] No.1038289 del
>>1038285
This could be webby in a year if he works on himself.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 05:26 [Preview] No.1038290 del
>>1038285
Sucks. I left a place because of neighbours like that.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 05:46 [Preview] No.1038291 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HmXF8ml496g [Embed]


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 05:46 [Preview] No.1038292 del
Possum put his velvety soft mits on my knee while I was driving once.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 05:49 [Preview] No.1038293 del
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NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 05:49 [Preview] No.1038294 del
>>1038292
I'd have upshifted in my pants if you know what I mean


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 05:54 [Preview] No.1038295 del
Lemongrass beef, crispy chicken with chilli oil.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 05:56 [Preview] No.1038296 del
>>1038277
I'm very sorry NEET I didn't get any wargaming miniatures photos


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 05:56 [Preview] No.1038297 del
>>1038285
If it's a rental the good thing is you know they won't be there for long


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 06:05 [Preview] No.1038298 del
>>1038292
I'd have crashed the car.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 06:09 [Preview] No.1038299 del
Might become an elite, genetically enhanced super-human warrior-monk of the Imperium of Man


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 06:17 [Preview] No.1038300 del
>>1038298
It won't help, I tried that and he took advantage of me while I was unconscious from the crash and used my body for his own selfish pleasure.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 06:21 [Preview] No.1038301 del
>>1038300
You were pretending to be passed out and biting your hand to hold back the moans.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 06:22 [Preview] No.1038302 del
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I watched Spider-Man Brand New Day (2026).
It wasn't good. Felt cheap and small in scale.
They recycled the same old X-Men Jean Grey storyline but with Spider-Man this time.
Cringe and predictable romance with Zendaya.
Jon Bernthal was good as Punisher, a highlight of an otherwise dull movie.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 06:24 [Preview] No.1038303 del
>>1038302
>Zendaya
blerg
can't even rely on their being a half-decent bird in a fillum now of days


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 06:25 [Preview] No.1038304 del
>>1038302
Depressing, I was told that spider man was one of the few good modern movies. Are there actually any decent movies from the 2020s?


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 06:26 [Preview] No.1038305 del
I got caught up in this today:
>The main event happening in the Salisbury City Centre near Parabanks Shopping Centre on Saturday, October 10, 2026, is the Touch a Truck free community fun day.

They were letting kids get in the trucks and mash all the buttons. Horns going off everywhere. It was loud and awful.
Police showing off their unused waste of money jet-skis.

It was all too much for me. Immigrants everywhere. It looked like Baghdad.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 06:29 [Preview] No.1038307 del
>>1038305
That must have morphed from some truck toy run that used to start at Lizbef Centre back in the 90s.

>Police showing off their unused waste of money jet-skis.
like the new 'ghost cars', bicycles (that can't catch eebs or the parklands rapist), and the fleet of AR-15's they're just itching to waste bystanders in Rundle Mall or the cricket ground with.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 06:29 [Preview] No.1038308 del
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RUN NEETS GET TO THE CHOPPAH!!


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 06:36 [Preview] No.1038313 del
>Location: Salisbury Civic Plaza (Inparrinthi Kumangka)
They have given a civic plaza a boong name. I just can't with this shit any more.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 06:37 [Preview] No.1038315 del
BUM RASH


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 06:37 [Preview] No.1038316 del
>>1038305
Your tab was closed.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 06:37 [Preview] No.1038317 del
Jane's (party pie) addiction. She got so fat it wasn't even funny.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 06:38 [Preview] No.1038319 del
>>1038316
It was an irl tab-closing event. Many such cases. I even do the clicking motion as if my hand was on the mouse.


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 06:39 [Preview] No.1038321 del
PARTY PIES


NEET 10/10/2026 (Sat) 06:39 [Preview] No.1038322 del
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