NEET
06/15/2023 (Thu) 09:51
No.714938
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>the bank calls me
>it has to be about the unpaid taxes
>ohshitohfuckImgoingtojail
>some guy greets me
>are you interested in our new offer?
>happy cuz I don't go to jail angry cuz I got scarejumped
>tell him right off the bat no
>do you know about our offer?
>no, and I don't care
>then how do you know you don't care?
>ok then, what do you have to offer?
>for 1.5usd you get no commissions for receiving money from other banks, and life insurance
>you're paying that money anyway for the phone app, so nothing changes
>realization hits
>sorry for being unpolite, I'm a little drunk
>no worries
I feel like a piece of shit