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NEET General #701 - International Cruisey Edition NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 09:26 [Preview] No. 714927
We have a new Cruisey. A better one.

Old Thread: >>713903


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 09:28 [Preview] No.714928 del
LOL he ended up in the green bin.


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 09:30 [Preview] No.714930 del
>>714913
never
I don't go outside often enough to actually interact w/ people
plus, I usually stay awake at night


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 09:33 [Preview] No.714931 del


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 09:44 [Preview] No.714932 del
Watching the footy. Carn Pear.


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 09:45 [Preview] No.714933 del
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My Kit Kats have shipped.
25 different Japanese flavours.


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 09:47 [Preview] No.714934 del
>>714933
Let us know when they have arrived. I want the green tea flavoured one please.


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 09:47 [Preview] No.714935 del
got my final dollars on port


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 09:50 [Preview] No.714936 del
>>714933
I hope customs eat and/or bin them.


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 09:51 [Preview] No.714937 del
>>714935
Good luck NEET.


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 09:51 [Preview] No.714938 del
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>the bank calls me
>it has to be about the unpaid taxes
>ohshitohfuckImgoingtojail
>some guy greets me
>are you interested in our new offer?
>happy cuz I don't go to jail angry cuz I got scarejumped
>tell him right off the bat no
>do you know about our offer?
>no, and I don't care
>then how do you know you don't care?
>ok then, what do you have to offer?
>for 1.5usd you get no commissions for receiving money from other banks, and life insurance
>you're paying that money anyway for the phone app, so nothing changes
>realization hits
>sorry for being unpolite, I'm a little drunk
>no worries
I feel like a piece of shit


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 09:52 [Preview] No.714939 del
>>714933
>25 different Japanese flavours.
There are a couple of double ups in that photograph...


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 09:53 [Preview] No.714940 del
>>714933
Interesting where from?


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 09:53 [Preview] No.714941 del
>>714940
Japan you stupid


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 09:53 [Preview] No.714942 del
>>714938
You should join the wagon for Fight Camp.


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 09:54 [Preview] No.714943 del


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 09:54 [Preview] No.714944 del
>>714942
Then he has to fight IGA


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>>714939
This is the full list of what I may get depending what is available.


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 10:01 [Preview] No.714947 del
>>714946
>wheat


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 10:03 [Preview] No.714948 del
>>714942
can you explain what that fight camp means?
>>714944
who the fuck is iga?


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 10:05 [Preview] No.714949 del
>>714948
It means getting off the goon and getting ripped.


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 10:21 [Preview] No.714950 del
>>714947
That's a pretty nice flavour


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 10:25 [Preview] No.714951 del
>>714950
I wonder if it's like Horlicks milk powder added to beverages.


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 10:29 [Preview] No.714952 del
Wheat might mean malt.


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 10:40 [Preview] No.714953 del
I'm the only one left at open mike


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 10:48 [Preview] No.714954 del
Doing the MME diet tomorrow.


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 10:49 [Preview] No.714955 del
Good quarter of footy. Half time.


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 10:50 [Preview] No.714956 del
>>714955
Footy!


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 10:56 [Preview] No.714957 del
>>714955
The port come back is on


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 10:56 [Preview] No.714958 del
Not eating again until 5pm tomorrow.


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 10:57 [Preview] No.714959 del
What is a chugger? Apparently they harass people in the Adelaide CBD.


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 10:57 [Preview] No.714960 del
>>714958
Good plan NEET. Fasting is in the bible.


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 10:58 [Preview] No.714961 del
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Thanks to everyone who came to womboflix's open microphone night - it was a great success this time, with many neets and many videos. Can I ask neets which video was their favourite?


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 10:58 [Preview] No.714962 del
>>714959
>chugger
a person who approaches passers-by in the street asking for subscriptions or donations to a particular charity.


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 11:00 [Preview] No.714963 del
>>714962
Thank you. I had not heard it before. I thought it would be more obscure than to be simply googled.


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 11:01 [Preview] No.714964 del
>>714963
your whale cum


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 11:02 [Preview] No.714965 del
>>714964
It did not.


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 11:02 [Preview] No.714966 del
>>714961
I was watching the footy but my name was there to give moral support to the venture.


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 11:02 [Preview] No.714967 del
>>714961
I liked the Chelyabinsk met Family Guy...


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 11:03 [Preview] No.714968 del
I have fasted all day today. Just half a dozen black instants and six fish oil pills.


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 11:04 [Preview] No.714969 del
>>714968
Fish oil pills aren't as effective on an empty stomach.


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 11:15 [Preview] No.714970 del
Is that a tranny flag in the port cheer squad?


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 11:20 [Preview] No.714971 del
>>714970
I haven't noticed one. I will keep an eye out.


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 11:21 [Preview] No.714972 del
I have noticed that trannies are surprisingly common amongst the bad home types. Not just a bourgeoisie phenomenon.


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 11:26 [Preview] No.714973 del
The bet is looking good


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 11:29 [Preview] No.714974 del
>>714973
You'll jinx it.


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 11:31 [Preview] No.714975 del
>>714972
The rich can be and frequently are bad homes.


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NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 11:40 [Preview] No.714978 del
>>714977
Eva is for kissing and cuddling.


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 11:41 [Preview] No.714979 del
Have a Blessed day Neets!


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NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 11:42 [Preview] No.714981 del
>>714949
I see
by goon, do you mean addiction in general, or just jacking off?
cuz the older definition sort of lost its meaning


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 11:42 [Preview] No.714982 del
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>>714976
First one reminds me of this.


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 11:42 [Preview] No.714983 del
>>714981
goon is cask wine


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 11:43 [Preview] No.714984 del
>>714981
Goon refers to cheap wine in a box.
All our taxes on alcohol are pretty high but since we produce lots of wine and politicians are wine-drinkers, wine is the least heavily taxed for its alcohol content. So the cheapest way to get drunk short of industrial alcohol is cask wine, commonly known as goon.


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 11:43 [Preview] No.714985 del
No gym tonight due to my plan to fast, but I will go for an extended walk. I might just walk in a direction for an hour then walk the same path back home.


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 11:44 [Preview] No.714986 del
>>714976
>yfw she asks you out


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 11:45 [Preview] No.714987 del
>>714986
the oil fields... the oil fields...


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 11:45 [Preview] No.714988 del
>>714985
Careful not to get lost and raped.


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 11:45 [Preview] No.714989 del
>>714988
Groups of boongs cross the street to avoid me. Not sure what I should make of that, but that's the case.


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 11:47 [Preview] No.714990 del


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 11:48 [Preview] No.714991 del
>>714984
>>714983
I understand now
so here you refer to drinking excessively as gooning, and to masturbation as wanking?


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 11:49 [Preview] No.714992 del
>>714991
That's right.


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 11:50 [Preview] No.714993 del
Within 3 months we'll have GypsyNEET speaking fluent /ausneets/ Australian English.


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 11:52 [Preview] No.714994 del
>>714993
if I don't fucking lose it by then
I can't write, nor speak properly when I'm sober


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 11:54 [Preview] No.714995 del
>>714994
mental illness is a key part of our sub-dialect


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 11:56 [Preview] No.714996 del
>>714994
How is alcoholism cured in Romania? What are the treatments?


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 11:57 [Preview] No.714997 del
>>714996
They have a variety of vampire that sucks out the alcohol instead of blood.


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 12:01 [Preview] No.714998 del
>>714995
>mental illness is a key part of our sub-dialect
I'm home then
>>714996
>How is alcoholism cured in Romania?
by getting more alcohol


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 12:05 [Preview] No.714999 del
The margin is getting too much


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 12:08 [Preview] No.715000 del
>>714999
Your system is not good.


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 12:09 [Preview] No.715001 del
>>714999
losing the footy bet?


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 12:09 [Preview] No.715002 del
I might buy a secondhand bike.


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 12:10 [Preview] No.715003 del
>>715002
Cruisey is the town bike


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 12:12 [Preview] No.715004 del
>>714997
the legends regarding vampires are straight out romanians being fucking retarded
the dad of vlad the implier (impaler) had some fucking dragon on his battle flag
since most romanians are mentally disabled peasants they thought the dragon on his flag was the devil
so they nicknamed him vlad dracu (vlad the devil)
after a while, his son started sticking huge wood dildos up his enemies' arses
everyone admitted he was a blood thirsty sadic
somehow the foreigners mixed up the two, and now everyone knows about the count dracula


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 12:13 [Preview] No.715005 del
>>715004
the son spent some time as a prisoner of the muslims didn't he? that would send you a little crazy


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 12:15 [Preview] No.715006 del
>>715001
Need port to win by 1-39, they're up by 37 and its always in their forward 50. Nervous.


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 12:15 [Preview] No.715007 del
>>715005
Yeah. Vlad's brother, Radu, became a queer since the Ottomans are a bunch of boy diddlers.


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 12:20 [Preview] No.715009 del
>>715004
The Order of Dragon Societas Draconistrarum was a knightly order of king Sigismund. Daddy Vlad was a member.


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 12:20 [Preview] No.715010 del
Well done Monk. How much do you win?


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 12:20 [Preview] No.715011 del
Daddy Vladdy


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 12:21 [Preview] No.715012 del
>>715009
>Daddy Vlad
Daddy Vladdy


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 12:21 [Preview] No.715013 del
>>715010
$6.25 profit from a $5.00 bet.


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 12:21 [Preview] No.715014 del
>>715013
High roller.


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 12:22 [Preview] No.715015 del
>>715013
Cashed up NEET.


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 12:22 [Preview] No.715016 del
>>715013
Not bad.


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 12:23 [Preview] No.715017 del
>>715013
The trannies are in everything now.


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 12:23 [Preview] No.715018 del
I won $12.15 in Powerball. It has jackpotted to $100m next Thursday.


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 12:24 [Preview] No.715019 del
>>715018
Well done. 100m would be handy.


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 12:29 [Preview] No.715020 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=48s6dASHsAw [Embed]


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 12:31 [Preview] No.715021 del
>>715005
yeah, both he and his brother
vlad ended up being a giant sadist
>>715007
t.
his brother ended up being a faggot


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 12:32 [Preview] No.715022 del
>>715009
my bad
I'm literally recalling shit my math teacher told me in 6th grade


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 13:06 [Preview] No.715024 del
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new chatgpt grandma jailbreak just dropped


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NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 13:17 [Preview] No.715026 del
>>715024
They'll just be made up


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 14:06 [Preview] No.715027 del
fuckin cenno reporting is down


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 16:57 [Preview] No.715028 del
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NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 17:06 [Preview] No.715029 del
>>715028
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PXbjfPq_LAQ [Embed]


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 20:06 [Preview] No.715030 del
Another day to do God's will.


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 20:27 [Preview] No.715031 del
morning neets, woke up around 2, didn't really get back to sleep, just lay there in a daze dozing


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 21:11 [Preview] No.715032 del
>>714982
>bearcula.png
kek


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 21:12 [Preview] No.715033 del
>>714990
Alpha Boong.


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 21:13 [Preview] No.715034 del
>>715008
A true gooner.


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 21:14 [Preview] No.715035 del
>>715013
CashedUpNEET.


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 21:15 [Preview] No.715036 del
>>715027
Did you finish all the job applications?


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 21:16 [Preview] No.715037 del
>>715031
Good morning NEET.


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 21:21 [Preview] No.715038 del
Turned the heater on.


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 21:26 [Preview] No.715039 del
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half the year gone, have accomplished basically nothing


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 21:30 [Preview] No.715040 del
>>715038
My heaters always on. I hate the cold


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 21:31 [Preview] No.715041 del
>>715039
Good work neet. Remember this is the year of acceptance


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 21:32 [Preview] No.715042 del
>>715041
>Remember this is the year of acceptance
Exactly.


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 21:38 [Preview] No.715043 del


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 21:49 [Preview] No.715044 del
Going to be bad today.
Suck my farts you stupid niggers


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 22:05 [Preview] No.715045 del
>>715044
Moist farts.


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NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 22:37 [Preview] No.715047 del
>>715004
Historically speaking dragons are associated with the devil, so it's not too far fetched that the peasants would make that association. Here's a passage from the Bible about it: Revelation 12:9
King James Version
9 And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him.


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 22:38 [Preview] No.715048 del
>>715047
Celt dragon bulls


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 22:40 [Preview] No.715049 del
It's shooting out of me.


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 23:15 [Preview] No.715050 del
>>715046
Thumbnail loads but the image is corrupted when opening it.


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 23:18 [Preview] No.715051 del
>>715047
Really not a fan of the Bible books after the gospels.
Revelation is schizoid nonsense.


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 23:26 [Preview] No.715052 del
It's going to be one of those fucken days.
Showered and put on clean clothes to drive into town to see some cunt about work shit and then get a phone call when I've been driving for 15 minutes to say it has been rescheduled.


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holy moly


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 23:36 [Preview] No.715054 del
Day 8 of nofap and Olive being a floozy is making life difficult.


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 23:37 [Preview] No.715055 del
have any of my fellow executives tried that new giant snack pack from kfc?


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 23:40 [Preview] No.715056 del
>>715055
No. What's that run you?


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 23:40 [Preview] No.715057 del
>>715054
just remember she was born a man


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 23:41 [Preview] No.715058 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 23:41 [Preview] No.715059 del
>>715057
She's wearing a barely there bikini and you're still claiming she's a tranny.


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 23:49 [Preview] No.715060 del
>>715056
it's $6.95, gonna have it for lunch today, maybe with some gravy


NEET 06/15/2023 (Thu) 23:50 [Preview] No.715061 del
>>715060
Good price for what looks like six nuggers, popcoin, and chippies


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 00:45 [Preview] No.715063 del
Had to get a book on C off the shelf.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 01:00 [Preview] No.715065 del
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garn kfc to get a giant snack pack, you neets want anything?


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>>715063
I purchased this book 25 years ago


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 01:01 [Preview] No.715067 del
>>715065
Two giant snack packs and a zinger tower burger please.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 01:07 [Preview] No.715068 del
>>715065
Zinger burger thanks.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 01:20 [Preview] No.715070 del
Google maps says a year ago I was at the victor maccas


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 01:21 [Preview] No.715071 del
>>715070
Get out


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 01:22 [Preview] No.715072 del
>>715070
Good job letting Jewgle track your every movement.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 01:23 [Preview] No.715073 del
>>715065
Family burger box (a crunch twister, a zinger, an original and one of the meme new burgers), a 10 pack of wicked wings and a large potato and gravy please.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 01:24 [Preview] No.715074 del
>>715071
Why didnt you watch the trains with me yesterday.
There was footage from 89 of Nat Rail, and a 10 min thing on the pichi richi.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 01:25 [Preview] No.715075 del
>>715074
You don't even go to Womboflix.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 01:25 [Preview] No.715076 del
>>715072
I dont.
The only difference is that this new phone tells me its doing it.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 01:27 [Preview] No.715077 del
>>715075
None of them even wanted to be there.
Most had that symbol next to the name when they minimise the tab.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 01:31 [Preview] No.715078 del
>>715077
that's an idle timer, not a tab minimised or out of focus


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 01:31 [Preview] No.715079 del
just means they haven't typed anything for a while


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 01:32 [Preview] No.715080 del
I can't go since I got banned for six months.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 01:34 [Preview] No.715081 del
>>715053
She'll be in the legalporno Christmas gangbang at this rate.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 01:35 [Preview] No.715082 del
>>715080
bad neet


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 01:38 [Preview] No.715083 del
>>715081
Monster cock olive.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 01:45 [Preview] No.715084 del
>>715082
None of you are much better.
Watching footy and running off at 8:30 to do unmentionable things


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 01:49 [Preview] No.715085 del
>>715052
Go for breakfast next time and charge your bossman for the time.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 01:49 [Preview] No.715086 del
>>715058
Good morning NEET.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 01:52 [Preview] No.715087 del
>>715055
Eating mine now. It came in a box not a tray. The girl warned me not to burn myself.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 01:52 [Preview] No.715088 del
>>715074
I'll be watching that longer train one for lunch. Looked very comfy during the first minute
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zzIV6kUjWB0 [Embed]


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 01:56 [Preview] No.715089 del
>>715087
did you get gravy with it?


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 01:56 [Preview] No.715090 del
>>715089
no, I got a can of mountain jew for $1.50


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 01:58 [Preview] No.715091 del
that was actually a reasonably substantial feed


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 02:02 [Preview] No.715092 del
>>715088
Yeah, I thought so too.
The kind of comfy viewing we could have shared.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 02:05 [Preview] No.715093 del
I sprayed the weeds. Front and back. Exhausted. Too fat for this.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 02:06 [Preview] No.715094 del
>>715093
Get a giant snack box and relax.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 02:06 [Preview] No.715095 del
I wonder if Olive has ever searched her name and found this place?
What is her real name?


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 02:08 [Preview] No.715096 del
>>715095
Ferdinand Gonzales


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 02:09 [Preview] No.715097 del
>>715095
Probably.
Who knows? I doubt Olive is actually her first name. At one point in one of those office attire videos I thought I'd identified her employer based on the lanyard she was wearing, but they didn't have an office in Texas and it turned out to be a con sponsor's lanyard.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 02:11 [Preview] No.715098 del
>>715070
Someone threw a half full poofter frapecino into my blue bin. Mess everywhere.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 02:11 [Preview] No.715099 del
>>715098
I hate cunts who do that. Had a chocolate thickshake or something done to me last summer.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 02:13 [Preview] No.715100 del
>>715098
Some of them do it to their own bins. Just bad home mentality. They don't even think about it.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 02:18 [Preview] No.715101 del
>>715097
She mentioned something on the discord about working in the HR department of some company involved with education or something. She has dropped enough hints about it there I reckon you could work it out. I might dig into it in a few weeks when I have some more free time.
A while ago a neet was saying he had her real name but he wouldn't say what it was.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 02:19 [Preview] No.715102 del
>>715099
that was me, and I'll be doing it again when I go to maccas this evening


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 02:19 [Preview] No.715103 del
>>715100
I knew a German who'd do that. He never used bin bags or anything. Just dumped it all straight in.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 02:20 [Preview] No.715104 del
>putting rubbish in a bin is bad
Dotty bats look for things to complain about.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 02:20 [Preview] No.715105 del
>>715101
Probably best to just let it be. Her real identity being leaked would probably result in her deleting everything and disappearing.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 02:22 [Preview] No.715106 del
>>715104
Stink and ants are bad.
Having other rubbish stick to the semi-solid mess they left in the bottom isn't good either.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 02:23 [Preview] No.715107 del
There is a negro on the train staring at me.
Scary.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 02:24 [Preview] No.715108 del
>>715104
Lashing out after being called out. Bad home.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 02:24 [Preview] No.715109 del
>>715107
Say "what you looking at, boy?" at it


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 02:25 [Preview] No.715110 del
The niggers here are too dumb to even get any of the old american nigger insults probably.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 02:28 [Preview] No.715111 del
>>715107
Assert your dominance and rape him.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 02:34 [Preview] No.715112 del
>>715111
Buck breaking?!


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 02:34 [Preview] No.715113 del
>>715110
They'd get kaffir.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 03:08 [Preview] No.715114 del
>>715101
I found her just now.
Name isn't Olive.
Education is kinda right. HR is tenuous.
Took a little bit of work, but it's doable.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 03:40 [Preview] No.715115 del
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Also Facebook suggests married.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 03:44 [Preview] No.715116 del
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NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 03:47 [Preview] No.715117 del
Olive needs to move that gunt to her butt.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 03:48 [Preview] No.715119 del
Got a giant snack pack.
Pretty good.
Did you get charged extra for a sauce?


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 03:50 [Preview] No.715120 del
>>715119
>Did you get charged extra for a sauce?
Didn't ask for it.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 03:50 [Preview] No.715121 del
>>715106
My red bin has dog poo stuck to the bottom.
Dogs been dead for 5 months.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 03:52 [Preview] No.715122 del
>>715110
They're not American.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 03:53 [Preview] No.715123 del
>>715122
Not Australian either.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 03:53 [Preview] No.715124 del


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 03:57 [Preview] No.715125 del
>>715123
I think you missed what I meant.
Nigger isn't an Australian insult either.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 04:00 [Preview] No.715126 del
>>715125
>Nigger isn't an Australian insult either.
Perhaps not, but every educated English speaking Westerner is familiar with the written works of all of the English speaking countries, including racial epithets.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 04:01 [Preview] No.715127 del
>>715126
Give me your best Irish insult.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 04:03 [Preview] No.715128 del
>>715127
Bodach


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 04:07 [Preview] No.715129 del
>>715128
Not bad, I had to look that up.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 04:07 [Preview] No.715130 del
>>715118
Morning King. Keep going you are doing well.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 04:07 [Preview] No.715131 del
>>715121
Bad home bin.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 04:09 [Preview] No.715132 del
>>715129
Because it's gaelic in origin and adapted by both Irish and Scots, it can be used in a variety of contexts from pig to clown to lout to just old and stupid.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 04:09 [Preview] No.715133 del
>>715118
>no surprise at all


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 04:11 [Preview] No.715134 del
>>715133
Tricky fella.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 04:13 [Preview] No.715135 del
>>715134
Not tricky enough. Wombosec's enhanced snooping suite found her.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 04:13 [Preview] No.715136 del
The Romanian/Cruisey2 must have died in his sleep.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 04:18 [Preview] No.715137 del
>>715135
No one can escape WomboSec.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 04:19 [Preview] No.715138 del
>>715137
A brisk walk or light jog will do it.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 04:20 [Preview] No.715139 del
>waddling intensifies


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 04:27 [Preview] No.715140 del
>>715136
RIP International Cruisey.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 04:29 [Preview] No.715142 del
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NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 04:29 [Preview] No.715143 del
>>715133
He's a bodach.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 04:32 [Preview] No.715144 del
Bodachious gunt hussy


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 04:36 [Preview] No.715145 del
>>715142
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FdTms5r3M1w [Embed]


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 04:38 [Preview] No.715146 del
Out of mints :(


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 04:38 [Preview] No.715147 del
>>715119
Where's mine?


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 04:38 [Preview] No.715148 del
the banana sleeps


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 04:39 [Preview] No.715149 del
>>715115
Absolutely gutted.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 04:40 [Preview] No.715150 del
>>715149
Yeah, it's one of those scabs I wish I'd not picked at.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 04:40 [Preview] No.715151 del
>>715148
In its hammock.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 04:41 [Preview] No.715152 del
VERY disappointed to see that more than one NEET turned into a simp and paypig for a lying e-thot. She isn't even that good looking.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 04:41 [Preview] No.715153 del
>>715149
>>715150
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 04:41 [Preview] No.715154 del
Now I have to find a new egirl.
Fantasy absolutely ruined.
God damn it.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 04:42 [Preview] No.715155 del
>>715154
You could always just no simp.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 04:42 [Preview] No.715156 del
>>715152
There are at least two, maybe three of us.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 04:43 [Preview] No.715157 del
>>715155
I like to have an imaginary gf to help with the tfw no gf feels.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 04:43 [Preview] No.715158 del
/ausneets/ sleepover montage!


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 04:43 [Preview] No.715159 del
>>715157
Get AI to make you one.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 04:44 [Preview] No.715160 del
>>715157
Make her an actual imaginary one then and don't shit up the board with your tiktok simping nonsense.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 04:45 [Preview] No.715161 del
>>715160
I'll make sure to post a wide sampling of egirls here to make sure the new one is more to your liking.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 04:46 [Preview] No.715162 del
>>715161
a very low quality post


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 04:48 [Preview] No.715163 del
lol wonder if it's worth telling that dude who has spent like $1100 USD on her that she's a lying hoe


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 04:50 [Preview] No.715164 del
NEETs seem really upset that some person they don't know on the other side of the world has a life of her own.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 04:51 [Preview] No.715165 del
>>715163
It'd be a bit mean to Olive.
How is shy lying?


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 04:51 [Preview] No.715166 del
>>715164
That's actually fine. It's this sort of lying I can't stomach.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 04:51 [Preview] No.715167 del
>>715164
Another episode of a neet talking down to the rest of us. Do you come here to be around us losers because you're living your best life?


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 04:52 [Preview] No.715168 del
She lied


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 04:53 [Preview] No.715169 del
>>715163
Do not interfere.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 04:53 [Preview] No.715170 del
>>715166
>age: correct
>no money: lie: double income
>no prospects: lie: married, job
>burden: lie: see previous
>frightened: whatever


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 04:53 [Preview] No.715171 del
>>715167
>the rest of us
No. Just the ones that grew overly attached to some random tiktok girl.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 04:54 [Preview] No.715172 del
>>715169
I won't. It might actually be funnier the longer it plays out.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 04:56 [Preview] No.715173 del
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SHE LIED


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 04:59 [Preview] No.715174 del
This is why you let your mental health deteriorate to the point where you create your own imaginary girlfriend instead of simping for egirls. Maybe use some as a template to create your own imaginary girlfriend, but that's the most you should do.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 05:00 [Preview] No.715175 del
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NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 05:00 [Preview] No.715176 del
Hopefully she is not found dead in a Dan Murphy's dumpster with a soiled chux stuffed in her mouth.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 05:00 [Preview] No.715177 del
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I vote for lizard lady for our new egirl.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 05:01 [Preview] No.715178 del
>>715177
what about that one with the spear and the painted bobs? it's a less difficult wank


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 05:01 [Preview] No.715179 del
>>715177
>>715175
Built for Celtic bulls.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 05:02 [Preview] No.715180 del
>>715178
You need to learn to overcome life's difficulties.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 05:03 [Preview] No.715181 del
>>715054
Looks like the (impotent) rage will see me into another week or two at least.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 05:03 [Preview] No.715182 del
Two hours to go.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 05:04 [Preview] No.715183 del
>>715059
S/he had the surgery.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 05:06 [Preview] No.715184 del
>>715163
Tell him

e-cunts must be destroyed


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NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 05:08 [Preview] No.715187 del
>>715185
there is a poojeeta out there waiting for you


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 05:08 [Preview] No.715188 del
>>715187
fuck that bitch too
hope she got set on fire in india at christmas time


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 05:09 [Preview] No.715189 del
>>715188
sir pls show benis


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 05:10 [Preview] No.715191 del
on the solitaire


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 05:12 [Preview] No.715192 del
>>715190
At least remove the -imagejpeg when you save stuff, have some class.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 05:12 [Preview] No.715193 del
>>715192
I first posted it here under an original name and then deleted it and then saved it when one of you copycats reposted it


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 05:13 [Preview] No.715194 del
>>715193
Doesn't change my point.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 05:14 [Preview] No.715195 del
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>>715177
boongs are amazing


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 05:14 [Preview] No.715196 del
its crazy how none of you are real


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 05:14 [Preview] No.715197 del
>>715194
I'm gonna kick your fucken arse next time we meet


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 05:14 [Preview] No.715198 del
>>715195
clown world


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 05:15 [Preview] No.715199 del
>>715197
Brick to your face.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 05:15 [Preview] No.715200 del
>>715197
>meet
meat


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 05:15 [Preview] No.715201 del
>>715199
calm down i was only joking


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 05:16 [Preview] No.715202 del
Sometimes a client will think the prostitute he sees regularly is in love with him and that he isn't like all the other men she sleeps with for money. It can get very awkward.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 05:17 [Preview] No.715203 del
>>715201
You think I was being serious?


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 05:17 [Preview] No.715204 del
>>715202
You'd think the big clue would be she keeps taking the money innit


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 05:17 [Preview] No.715205 del
>>715203
I have no reason to doubt you.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 05:17 [Preview] No.715206 del
Imagine being a whore that gets fucked by a mong for money.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 05:18 [Preview] No.715207 del
>>715205
Are you the one talked about here? >>715202


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 05:19 [Preview] No.715208 del
>>715207
nah cant be bothered even with prosties


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 05:19 [Preview] No.715209 del
wolfpack!


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 05:19 [Preview] No.715210 del
>>715208
i disagree


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 05:20 [Preview] No.715211 del
the beard couldn't swallow the final bite of the meal


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 05:21 [Preview] No.715212 del
>>715210
nah you can check my banking and everything


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 05:21 [Preview] No.715213 del
i bet they're going to keep simping over her


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 05:22 [Preview] No.715214 del
>>715212
provide all the details so i can check


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 05:22 [Preview] No.715215 del
>>715213
How are you doing today, Possum?


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 05:24 [Preview] No.715216 del
>>715196
My poos are real enough.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 05:26 [Preview] No.715217 del
>>715211
He wasn't even trying.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 05:27 [Preview] No.715218 del
chewing on a toenail clipping


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 05:27 [Preview] No.715219 del
i'm a sigma


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 05:28 [Preview] No.715220 del
>>715219
sigmoid


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 05:30 [Preview] No.715221 del
>>715220
sigmoid freud


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 05:32 [Preview] No.715222 del
what atar score did you get?


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 05:37 [Preview] No.715223 del


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 05:39 [Preview] No.715224 del
atar more like gaytar


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 05:40 [Preview] No.715225 del
>>715223
really?


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 05:41 [Preview] No.715226 del
>As a boy in school I had an intuitive blood instinct that the girls who took notes with 35 different colored pens were going to ruin the world as adults


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 05:41 [Preview] No.715227 del
>>715226
a lot of those types end up failing


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 05:42 [Preview] No.715228 del
>>715227
yeah or end up in mediocre jobs
met more than one high school captain in a shit office job


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 05:43 [Preview] No.715229 del
im thinking about sexy ladies again


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 05:46 [Preview] No.715230 del
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timeline where she's still a muggle


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 05:48 [Preview] No.715231 del
>>715222
51.03 lol.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 05:48 [Preview] No.715232 del
i was talking to someone but thought i was talking to someone else


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 05:49 [Preview] No.715233 del
I was wondering this morning if the increase in slutiness was a result of a breakup.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 05:53 [Preview] No.715234 del
Can I be bothered installing Tinder and setting the location to her particular part of Texas hmmmm


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 05:56 [Preview] No.715235 del
>>715234
Leave her alone.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 05:56 [Preview] No.715236 del
>>714952
This is a tongue twister.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 05:57 [Preview] No.715237 del
>>715235
White knight.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 05:59 [Preview] No.715238 del
>>715237
You're mentally unwell.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 05:59 [Preview] No.715239 del
1 more hour


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:00 [Preview] No.715240 del
>>715160
If it's one from his imagination, I want him to post her.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:00 [Preview] No.715241 del
>>715238
We hang out here, don't we?


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:01 [Preview] No.715242 del
I called olive a man, only to try and save you from this.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:01 [Preview] No.715243 del
Olive lied, neets died.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:02 [Preview] No.715244 del
Olive lied, neets died.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:02 [Preview] No.715245 del
It's remarkable what a good tuckjob can do to a NEET.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:02 [Preview] No.715246 del
>>715174
And not one that looks like a fridge.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:02 [Preview] No.715247 del
>>715242
The cold did what they could, the sensitive suffer what they must.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:03 [Preview] No.715248 del
Neets cried, Weber sighed.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:03 [Preview] No.715249 del
Her husband let's get dress up in lingerie supplied by other men then take pics for said men.
Men is plural.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:04 [Preview] No.715250 del
Wonder if Weber will harrumph at her husband.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:04 [Preview] No.715251 del
At least give us her real name.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:04 [Preview] No.715252 del
>>715250
Maybe Weber is the husband?


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:04 [Preview] No.715253 del
>>715175
The one in purple


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:05 [Preview] No.715254 del
>>715177
Lizzy Gulpabill wouldn't lie to us.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:06 [Preview] No.715255 del
>>715250
Why would I?


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:06 [Preview] No.715256 del
might get some afternoon booze and some wine for tonight


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:07 [Preview] No.715257 del
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NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:07 [Preview] No.715258 del
>>715251
You wouldn't believe me if I told you her first name.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:08 [Preview] No.715259 del
Some of you would also have a heart kek


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:08 [Preview] No.715260 del
>>715257
I don't eat salad


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:08 [Preview] No.715261 del
Her birth name was probably Raul or something.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:09 [Preview] No.715262 del
>>715259
>heart
hearty


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:09 [Preview] No.715263 del


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:09 [Preview] No.715264 del
>>715204
A good Whore knows the right frequency to give a freebie.
Take one on the chin, so to speak.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:09 [Preview] No.715265 del
>>715258
Go ahead.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:09 [Preview] No.715266 del
My heart kek'd once, I had to go to the Doctor.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:09 [Preview] No.715267 del


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:10 [Preview] No.715268 del
>>715206
Have a wank


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:10 [Preview] No.715269 del
>>715267
That would have to be her surname.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:11 [Preview] No.715270 del
At least I'll feel better when I get to the gym tonight.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:11 [Preview] No.715271 del
>>715258
it's Kevin


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:11 [Preview] No.715272 del
>>715269
No, her surname is hyphenated (huband's-her family)


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:13 [Preview] No.715273 del
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NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:13 [Preview] No.715274 del
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>>715269
It's probably pronounced ri-ahn or something like rian here


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:14 [Preview] No.715275 del
Go on...
SHE'S A MAN!


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:14 [Preview] No.715276 del
>>715272
What a fucking whore


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:15 [Preview] No.715277 del
Anyway, my work here is done. Off to find booze.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:15 [Preview] No.715278 del
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I HATE MOTION GRAPHICS SO GODDAMN MUCH
IT'S UNREAD
I LITERALLY FEEL LIKE PIC REL


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:15 [Preview] No.715279 del
>it actually is a man
The twist I didn't expect but I'm grateful we got.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:15 [Preview] No.715280 del
>>715277
cheers m8


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:16 [Preview] No.715281 del
how do I become a member of the laptop class?


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:17 [Preview] No.715282 del
Was this all Monks fault?
If there's any news about a davo sperg bashing north terrace boongs, it's on you.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:17 [Preview] No.715283 del
>>715281
Sell your bussy.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:17 [Preview] No.715284 del
>>715281
buy one, make sure to use it in bed from time to time


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:18 [Preview] No.715285 del
>>715279
The other twist was she played flute in high school band and went to camp and the original Olive poster is flutenoot/davoneet.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:19 [Preview] No.715286 del
I bet it was Monk.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:20 [Preview] No.715287 del
i sneezed, i bet that was olive's fault


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:20 [Preview] No.715288 del
>>715218
Filling?


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:21 [Preview] No.715289 del
>>715285
Well I already knew the second spoiler because that is indeed me.
Can you give me a name?


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:21 [Preview] No.715290 del


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:21 [Preview] No.715291 del
Next edition should be suicide watch edition.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:22 [Preview] No.715292 del
>>715281
>smash your smartphone's screen with a hammer
>get a nokia 5310 and torrent all the music you usually listen to
>use your pc/laptop
it worked for me


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:22 [Preview] No.715293 del
>>715290
You heard me.
You're the most experienced in facebook stalking.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:22 [Preview] No.715294 del
>>715278
I like the video version of that meme.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:23 [Preview] No.715295 del
>>715294
How long did you watch it for?


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:23 [Preview] No.715296 del


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:25 [Preview] No.715297 del
Ok, tomorrow on womboflix we have The Karate Kid 2 (1986) - this time Daniel travels to Japan, starts getting grabby with the local girls, and when a local guy tries to intervene and protect her from Daniel's unwanted advances, Daniel beats the shit out of him.

Then on Sunday we go to Chinatown (1974) - a private detective hired to expose an adulterer in 1930s Los Angeles finds himself caught up in a web of deceit, corruption, and murder. Starring Jack Nicholson and some chick with weird cheekbones.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:25 [Preview] No.715298 del


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:27 [Preview] No.715299 del
gonna become an osrs streamer


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:28 [Preview] No.715300 del
lol they have evidence that his first name is Ryan and they are still trying to tell themselves he is a woman.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:28 [Preview] No.715301 del
>>715289
I did? Or you mean a full name? Not sure I should drop that on the board.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:29 [Preview] No.715302 del
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NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:29 [Preview] No.715303 del
>>715301
She doesn't post here and it is public information.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:30 [Preview] No.715304 del
>>715293
The facebook was the last thing I found. I had to do all the autistic other shit first.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:30 [Preview] No.715305 del
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We should be celebrating people for who they are during Pride Month.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:31 [Preview] No.715306 del
Wish I lived in a towel in Bahrain, being a middle man between the Yemenis and UAE, distributing illicit goods, while getting a green light from US forces due to giving details of strange going ons from the Suez and monitoring buoys taking pictures of Somali pirates, who the US don't know are selling goods as well, leaving payment on the buoys.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:31 [Preview] No.715307 del
>>715303
Do you have a throwaway email address?
I don't think we want the drama if somebody does something stupid.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:31 [Preview] No.715308 del


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:31 [Preview] No.715309 del
>>715302
Quality meme.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:33 [Preview] No.715310 del
i wonder what he would think about this current arc in the /ausneets/ anime


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:34 [Preview] No.715311 del
>Maybe that completely masculine name is really pronounced in a feminine way


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:34 [Preview] No.715312 del
>>715307
wertut@pronutech.com


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:34 [Preview] No.715313 del
blokie blokes


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:34 [Preview] No.715314 del
>>715311
She doesn't look at all like a man though. It might be an Irish name considering her father is an American.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:35 [Preview] No.715315 del
We do want the drama and you know it


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:36 [Preview] No.715316 del
>>715314
>She doesn't look at all like a man though


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:36 [Preview] No.715317 del
I don't see the harm in posting it here.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:36 [Preview] No.715318 del


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:36 [Preview] No.715319 del
>>715314
A feminine penis


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:37 [Preview] No.715320 del
>>715312
>>715318
Fuck you cunt teasers


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:37 [Preview] No.715321 del
>>715314
>She doesn't look at all like a man though
I have pointed out many times exactly why he looks like a man. Some NEETs just didn't want to hear.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:37 [Preview] No.715322 del
>>715320
>cunt teasers
hot!


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:38 [Preview] No.715323 del
>>715317
Put your jannie flag on and post that.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:38 [Preview] No.715324 del
Having a rum.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:38 [Preview] No.715325 del
i got chlamydia from that blind kurdish man i met in iraq back in 2017


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:39 [Preview] No.715326 del
>>715318
Cheers m8.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:39 [Preview] No.715327 del
This fucking nuke didn't need to drop right in the middle of all the bikini videos. Fuck. They're just ruined now.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:40 [Preview] No.715328 del
>>715327
It hasn't been dropped, calm your tits.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:40 [Preview] No.715329 del
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>>715302
thanks


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:42 [Preview] No.715330 del
>>715325
He pronounced Habibi in a feminine way


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:42 [Preview] No.715331 del
>>715328
maybe he means he can no longer get hard to them


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:43 [Preview] No.715332 del
NEETs with erectile dysfunction.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:43 [Preview] No.715333 del
>>715330
lol well bantered.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:43 [Preview] No.715334 del
gonna steal your kitchen tiles and replace them with carpet


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:44 [Preview] No.715335 del
>>715315
The show will never end!


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:44 [Preview] No.715336 del
>>715293
I haven't used facebook in ages


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:45 [Preview] No.715337 del
Those camera filters these trannies use to deceive should be illegal.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:46 [Preview] No.715338 del
>>715337
That and makeup was brought up when they were considering passing laws about blokes lying to get laid a while back.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:47 [Preview] No.715339 del
>>715337
The hairy knuckles, Adams apple or man's gunt didn't give it away?


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:48 [Preview] No.715340 del
islam is right about women


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:49 [Preview] No.715341 del
>>715340
Throw rocks at them?


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:49 [Preview] No.715342 del
Hairy mooseknuckle.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:49 [Preview] No.715343 del
>>715338
Make up is a form of witchcraft


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:50 [Preview] No.715344 del


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:50 [Preview] No.715345 del
>>715342
clearly shaved for the latest vids


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:50 [Preview] No.715346 del
Cruisey used to wear a bit of eye liner back in his emo phase.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:50 [Preview] No.715347 del
>>715345
>shaved
revolting


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:51 [Preview] No.715348 del
>>715346
In a masculine way.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:51 [Preview] No.715349 del
>>715347
or waxed
we dont really know


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:52 [Preview] No.715350 del
>>715349
hairy pussy best pussy


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:54 [Preview] No.715351 del
>>715350
mocha monday


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:57 [Preview] No.715352 del
is olive's husband white?


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:58 [Preview] No.715353 del
>>715352
All of her facebook associates are white, with the exception of a couple of gomez types. Was refreshing to see no niggers, pajeets or chinks


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 06:59 [Preview] No.715354 del
>>715353
Nice to know he mostly associates with good people.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:00 [Preview] No.715355 del
>>715354
Didn't see any obvious pride types either, not that I clicked on each one to review them


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:01 [Preview] No.715356 del
high velocity castration


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:01 [Preview] No.715357 del
>>715355
>not that I clicked on each one to review them
lazy


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:03 [Preview] No.715358 del
i just sold weber to disney for half a burrito


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:04 [Preview] No.715359 del
>>715358
which half


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:07 [Preview] No.715360 del
chest press night


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:08 [Preview] No.715361 del
>>715359
i would tell you if i could remember my address


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:08 [Preview] No.715362 del
>>715328
I mean the knowledge that she is married.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:09 [Preview] No.715363 del


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:10 [Preview] No.715364 del
Olive told me that a kiss makes her whole day but anal makes her hole weak once.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:10 [Preview] No.715365 del
how's it going monk?


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:10 [Preview] No.715366 del
race based abortion laws


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:11 [Preview] No.715367 del
>>715365
Annoyed that the troon isn't away for the weekend.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:12 [Preview] No.715368 del
>>715367
Ztepping over your comfy weekend.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:12 [Preview] No.715369 del
chicken is almost cooked


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:12 [Preview] No.715370 del
>>715362
Did you think you had a chance?


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:13 [Preview] No.715371 del
>>715370
he did


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:13 [Preview] No.715372 del
>>715364
He wears diapers now.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:14 [Preview] No.715373 del
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Wish I had friends to hang out with on friday nights


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:14 [Preview] No.715374 del
>>715370
No, but it has ruined the fantasy. There is a reason that Japs don't let the anime girls have boyfriends in their shows.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:14 [Preview] No.715375 del
>>715372
Fuck off seppo.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:15 [Preview] No.715376 del
>>715373
i know a place


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:15 [Preview] No.715377 del
>>715374
Tulpa gf soon?


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:16 [Preview] No.715378 del
>>715376
Local place?


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:17 [Preview] No.715380 del
Brisbane 1-39: placed.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:17 [Preview] No.715381 del
i'm a little bit of a silly billy


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:18 [Preview] No.715382 del
>>715374
Don't worry she'll divorce.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:19 [Preview] No.715383 del
>>715382
Maybe Michael doesn't know about the tiktoks


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:20 [Preview] No.715384 del
>>715382
used goods


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:21 [Preview] No.715385 del
>>715380
Good luck.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:22 [Preview] No.715386 del
>>715380
Reinvestment of last nights profits?


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:24 [Preview] No.715387 del
>>715386
And then some. My entire savings account $11.30 gambled for the second night. Living large.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:25 [Preview] No.715388 del
>>715387
You need to keep a double cheeseboiger buffer, mate.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:25 [Preview] No.715389 del
in media res


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:26 [Preview] No.715390 del
wbeer?


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:26 [Preview] No.715391 del
>>715384
Judging by how unskilled, awkward she is in these little dances in these videos I'd say she isn't that used.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:28 [Preview] No.715392 del
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NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:28 [Preview] No.715393 del
>>715391
The devious bitch even had the forethought to take off the huge fucking engagement ring before making all of her videos.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:28 [Preview] No.715394 del
hector the smoke detector


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:29 [Preview] No.715395 del
>>715393
She lied


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:29 [Preview] No.715397 del
>>715393
Handsome fella.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:31 [Preview] No.715398 del
>>715393
I don't think he uses the filters in his facebook pics. He's an ugly bugger. Real uncanny valley effect too.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:31 [Preview] No.715399 del
>>715392
Okay, okay, she is very used.

>>715394
Heh, if I ever get a smoke detector I'll make sure to name it Hector.

>>715395
>lie-definition-banner.jpg


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:33 [Preview] No.715400 del
>>715399
Have you seen all that talk lately about how niggers apparently can't hear smoke detectors with a flat battery chirping? There are millions of videos where they're clearly standing underneath one doing it and it doesn't even register.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:34 [Preview] No.715401 del
>>715393
Christ, I'm dying here. I'm not sure the gym will be enough for these feels, might need to get on the goon instead.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:35 [Preview] No.715402 del
>>715400
I think they can physically hear them they just learn to ignore them. I'd expect a nigger hears it for the first time and instead of working put what made the noise like a human would, it just regards it as another mystery it's nigger brain will never understand.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:35 [Preview] No.715403 del
>>715393
kek
olive simpocalypse best day of my life


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:36 [Preview] No.715404 del
>>715401
You should be setting some PBs with all this angst.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:36 [Preview] No.715405 del
The tiktok thot was a whore fleecing simps all along. I'm shocked. How devious!


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:37 [Preview] No.715406 del


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:38 [Preview] No.715408 del
>>715400
No, I haven't came across this yet. Well up until now.
Gypsies are incapable of abstraction.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:38 [Preview] No.715409 del
>>715401
You need the gym NEET. Learn a lesson from this embarrassing episode.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:39 [Preview] No.715410 del
i hope none of you use preworkout


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:39 [Preview] No.715411 del
>>715410
That's just powdered Mondster, right?


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:39 [Preview] No.715412 del
Nobody even asked how he did it


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:40 [Preview] No.715413 del
>>715410
No. Mostly just caffeine anyway.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:41 [Preview] No.715414 del
my imaginary gf will never leave me


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:41 [Preview] No.715415 del
>>715412
He wouldn't tell. He is a tease.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:42 [Preview] No.715416 del
>>715414
In your imagination, the cock filter is never turned off.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:42 [Preview] No.715417 del
>>715416
no need to get upset oliveneet


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:43 [Preview] No.715418 del
>>715415
It's a good thing he's on a watchlist and can't work for those agencies.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:43 [Preview] No.715419 del
I had some protein.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:43 [Preview] No.715420 del
>>715419
Accidentally came in your own mouth?


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:44 [Preview] No.715421 del
>>715415
He has great power.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:44 [Preview] No.715422 del
>>715420
poorly bantered


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:44 [Preview] No.715423 del
Imagine if Ryan is the one posting this.
She knows that there's a point where ongoing thotliving can only cause problems.
27 is long enough.
For most of her audience, thats probably almost twice as old as their preference.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:44 [Preview] No.715424 del
>>715420
>accidentally
If only


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:47 [Preview] No.715425 del
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?


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:48 [Preview] No.715426 del
>>715425
I thought we weren't bringing the drama here?


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:49 [Preview] No.715427 del
We are the drama!


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:49 [Preview] No.715428 del
>>715425
Handsome fellas.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:50 [Preview] No.715429 del
>posing gay couples here


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:50 [Preview] No.715430 del
lol just realised I had no idea whether I emailed DavoNEET or one of you other mongs who posted your email address first


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:50 [Preview] No.715431 del
This is probably one of the funniest things I've seen here since the car crash.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:51 [Preview] No.715432 del


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:53 [Preview] No.715433 del
Maybe its pronounced Ryanna even though its spelled Ryan.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:53 [Preview] No.715434 del
ayo mang


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:54 [Preview] No.715435 del
>>715433
what a cope


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:54 [Preview] No.715436 del


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 07:55 [Preview] No.715437 del
Wash yo chicken white boy.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 08:00 [Preview] No.715438 del
Can someone post Olives discord? I want to watch the collapse in real time


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 08:00 [Preview] No.715439 del


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 08:02 [Preview] No.715440 del
>>715438
I wonder if they have an NDIS chat.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 08:02 [Preview] No.715441 del
>>715438
Don't do that. Don't be a retard.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 08:04 [Preview] No.715442 del
Going to pop into coles. No requests.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 08:04 [Preview] No.715443 del
>>715442
Cherry ripe please.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 08:05 [Preview] No.715444 del
>>715442
Can of beans please.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 08:06 [Preview] No.715445 del
gonna get really horny soon


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 08:06 [Preview] No.715446 del
>>715442
A new e-thot please


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 08:06 [Preview] No.715447 del
>>715442
I will have a Cherry Ripe too please.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 08:09 [Preview] No.715449 del
>>715442
Jar of olives please. The cheap ones.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 08:11 [Preview] No.715450 del
I hope he comes back with that box of Cherry Ripes.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 08:16 [Preview] No.715452 del
preworkout nap


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 08:17 [Preview] No.715453 del
>>715451
about fucking time


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 08:21 [Preview] No.715454 del
>>715450
15g (1 bar) is the appropiate serving size.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 08:21 [Preview] No.715455 del
can't be fucked going to the gym


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 08:26 [Preview] No.715456 del
>>715455
Get to the fucking gym. Now.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 08:28 [Preview] No.715457 del
>>715455
Don't be lazy.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 08:28 [Preview] No.715458 del
two more shifts service in liege and im out for the winter.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 08:30 [Preview] No.715459 del
>>715455
Do a chin up for Olive.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 08:32 [Preview] No.715461 del
>>715455
Do a chin up for Olive.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 08:32 [Preview] No.715462 del
>>715455
Get going.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 08:32 [Preview] No.715460 del
>>715455
Don't be lazy.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 08:34 [Preview] No.715463 del
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NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 08:34 [Preview] No.715464 del
Why is the 'under maintenance' thing showing up every couple of minutes all afternoon?


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 08:34 [Preview] No.715465 del
>>715458
Happy hibernating.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 08:35 [Preview] No.715466 del
>>715463
Three please.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 08:38 [Preview] No.715467 del
>>715464
I just got that.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 08:40 [Preview] No.715468 del
>>715463
What am I looking at here?


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 08:41 [Preview] No.715469 del
>>715463
Fatherbot used to make toffee for us occasionally.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 08:44 [Preview] No.715470 del


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 08:46 [Preview] No.715471 del
might do some more coding if things have settled down a little and there's no video


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 08:47 [Preview] No.715472 del
>>715450
I didn't.
>>715455
I'll be there in two hours or so. Come join me and lift the feels away.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 08:47 [Preview] No.715473 del
finna cook sum chiggin


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 08:48 [Preview] No.715474 del
>>715472
what are you focusing on tonight?


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 08:48 [Preview] No.715475 del
>>715474
how much his chest hurts


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 08:49 [Preview] No.715476 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7bPbhCWtZmM [Embed]


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 08:50 [Preview] No.715477 del
hopefully this will be a learning experience for the simpneets


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 08:52 [Preview] No.715478 del
>>715471
HP 24 is on at the usual place and time.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 08:52 [Preview] No.715479 del
DavoNEET posted earlier that he was going to do some digging in a few weeks when he had more time, so he'd have had this uncomfortable experience eventually anyway. Things just accelerated a little today.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 08:54 [Preview] No.715480 del
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weber peaked in high school


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NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 08:55 [Preview] No.715482 del
>>715480
Weber hasn't peaked yet, what we're experiencing isn't even his final form.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 09:02 [Preview] No.715483 del


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 09:04 [Preview] No.715484 del
Maybe its pronounced Rhyessa even though its spelled Ryan.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 09:07 [Preview] No.715485 del
>>715474
At the moment I'm trying to recover most of my old strength to get back to my old routine. I'm making good progress. Tonight I'll focus on my deadlift. I should be back into it by the end of the month.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 09:08 [Preview] No.715486 del
Maybe there is a huge cock under those bikini bottoms.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 09:08 [Preview] No.715487 del


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 09:09 [Preview] No.715488 del
>>715482
By the end of the decade webby will married to a north east oriental woman with a child on the way. Bill will be the best man at the wedding.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 09:13 [Preview] No.715489 del
>>715484
Maybe its pronounced Liar even though its spelled Olive.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 09:13 [Preview] No.715490 del
>>715485
What can you deadlift?


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 09:14 [Preview] No.715491 del
>>715481
>He dressed in rags and never bathed, so was usually shunned
>His repulsive exterior caused him more pain than it did others,
>died in his early 30's


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 09:14 [Preview] No.715492 del
>>715489
Olive lied, NEETs died


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 09:14 [Preview] No.715493 del
>>715491
What miracles did he perform to be beatified?


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 09:15 [Preview] No.715494 del


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 09:19 [Preview] No.715495 del
>>715488
I doubt I'll even be alive by the end of the decade.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 09:20 [Preview] No.715496 del


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 09:20 [Preview] No.715497 del


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 09:20 [Preview] No.715498 del
>>715495
you will be


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.715499 del
>>715493
>and visit the great shrines as a pilgrim. From that day on his soul was flooded with great peace.
So went and visited all the shrines, didn't work or wash and just ate food people gave him, so a religious boong basically.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.715500 del
>>715499
Oh ok. They must have changed the rules since he got done.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 09:24 [Preview] No.715501 del
The Catholic church is gay.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 09:25 [Preview] No.715502 del
>>715490
I don't even know at the moment. A few months ago I could do one Weber for reps. I don't know how people manage and extra hundred on top of that. My deadlift has always been a relatively weak lift for some reason.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 09:26 [Preview] No.715503 del
>>715502
Do any of you use your phones without autocorrect? I'm thinking of turning it off. It is getting overly eager to fix things.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 09:26 [Preview] No.715504 del
>>715502
Are you actually using your legs, or relying on arms and back to hoik it up?


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 09:27 [Preview] No.715505 del
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NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 09:27 [Preview] No.715506 del
>>715503
I turned it off for Motherbat.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 09:27 [Preview] No.715507 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YmJIccPWnEk [Embed]


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 09:32 [Preview] No.715508 del
晚安!


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 09:33 [Preview] No.715509 del
晚安!


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 09:34 [Preview] No.715510 del
>>715504
My hips I guess? I could squat nearly as much as I could deadlift (I could do one Weber for one rep). This obviously isn't right so I probably should work on my form a bit lest I end up like Cruisey.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 09:38 [Preview] No.715511 del
>>715510
>lest I end up like Cruisey
Domestic or International?


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.715512 del
Been charging new batteries for 4 hours, greenlight is still on.
Real instructions says light at bottom of batteries will go out when charged. Give batteries little twist and blue light lights up near bottom of batteries, batteries wern't in charger properly, wasted 4 hours. Mong life.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.715513 del
Monk made a bad decision once.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 09:44 [Preview] No.715514 del
Tempted to post the Olive evidence in the Olive discord. The simps need to be set free.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 09:48 [Preview] No.715515 del
>>715514
Just leave it be please.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 09:50 [Preview] No.715516 del
>>715514
Let them have their little bit of happiness.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.715517 del
>>715514
Do it or shut up about it. It's boring now


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.715518 del
>>715514
Very badly used?


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.715519 del
>>715514
Don't be a dog.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 10:00 [Preview] No.715520 del


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 10:01 [Preview] No.715521 del
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NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 10:02 [Preview] No.715522 del
>>715521
Handsome fella.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 10:04 [Preview] No.715523 del


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 10:06 [Preview] No.715524 del
almost 500 posts in this thread today lol


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 10:07 [Preview] No.715525 del
>>715523
Whos the grill


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 10:07 [Preview] No.715526 del
>>715525
His wife.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 10:07 [Preview] No.715527 del
Normies came to my house, they walked around picking up random objects in wonder asking what they were.
I kept getting the feeling that they were trying to search for evidence of some kind of wrongdoing, bizarre.
They wore cuck masks inside, but then took them off outside as if the air in my house was poison, they wouldn't have tea, biscuits or eat anything.

Sometimes I really wonder if it's me who's gone mad or if it's the normies, because all the normies seem to do wierd shit like that


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 10:07 [Preview] No.715528 del
>>715524
I made all the good ones.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 10:08 [Preview] No.715530 del
>>715527
You should have started coughing.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 10:09 [Preview] No.715531 del
Carn Swannies.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 10:10 [Preview] No.715532 del
>>715531
Big Tex Walker


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 10:10 [Preview] No.715533 del
>>715530
I don't think they were worried about covid, they didn't care about me being around. It was more the house.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 10:11 [Preview] No.715534 del
>>715533
Was this some kind of mong assessment thing?


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 10:11 [Preview] No.715535 del
>>715527
NEET the neighbours.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 10:11 [Preview] No.715536 del
>>715532
Big bad Tex.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 10:15 [Preview] No.715537 del
>>715533
Bean NEET?


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 10:15 [Preview] No.715538 del
>>715521
lol they thought that was a female body.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.715539 del
>>715534
No,Fuck knows why they came to my house if they were just going to be wierd.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 10:18 [Preview] No.715540 del
>>715539
Why did they come to your house?


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 10:20 [Preview] No.715541 del
>>715527
Did they open your tiffin?


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 10:20 [Preview] No.715542 del
>>715540
>>715540
>Fuck knows why they came to my house
>Why did they come to your house?
I don't know why they came reading retention NEET, it seemed like a normal social visit but when they turned up they were really awkward.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.715543 del
>>715542
Did you know the people?


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.715544 del
>>715542
Who were they?


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 10:22 [Preview] No.715545 del
Why were they in his house?


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 10:24 [Preview] No.715547 del
(3.67 MB 640x360 1682294285702848.webm)


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 10:25 [Preview] No.715548 del
This NEET tells a story lacking so much critical information that it barely makes sense, then gets nasty and sarcastic when people ask him the obvious questions whose answers would make it make sense.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 10:26 [Preview] No.715549 del
>>715548
Just another day ending in Y on /ausneets/.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 10:27 [Preview] No.715550 del
>>715547
>I have no comment
kek


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 10:28 [Preview] No.715551 del
>>715549
Another day another episode.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 10:31 [Preview] No.715552 del
I think we had enough gay shit for a thread


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 10:32 [Preview] No.715553 del
lmao suck shit sydney


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 10:32 [Preview] No.715554 del
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NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 10:33 [Preview] No.715555 del
>>715552
Don't say this shit when you don't even understand what is going on and what we're about mate.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 10:33 [Preview] No.715556 del
Off to the gym.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 10:34 [Preview] No.715557 del
>>715552
There has been a lot of discussion about men IC.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 10:35 [Preview] No.715558 del
>>715554
Acquire it!


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 10:35 [Preview] No.715559 del
Foreign flag posters are just attention whores that only hang around for a week or two at best before the board returns to a state of harmony


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 10:37 [Preview] No.715560 del
>>715514
Brutal.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.715561 del
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NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.715562 del
>>715555
checked
in my defense, I'm a little shaky from the coffee and I haven't paid much attention


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.715563 del
>>715552
It's only gay if you enjoy it.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 10:42 [Preview] No.715564 del
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>>715556
have a good lift


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 10:42 [Preview] No.715565 del
>>715559
We needed them though >>712216


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 10:46 [Preview] No.715566 del
Its only gay if the other guy enjoys it.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 10:53 [Preview] No.715568 del
yeah brissayeyyeyyye


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 10:58 [Preview] No.715569 del
Having an overhead press. Going to have a cheeky little deadlift in a bit. I'll try to use my legs more.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 11:01 [Preview] No.715570 del
yes brithbin 🤓


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 11:09 [Preview] No.715571 del
Drunk


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 11:10 [Preview] No.715572 del
Sober.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 11:13 [Preview] No.715573 del
Deadlifting.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 11:20 [Preview] No.715574 del
I miss him.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 11:20 [Preview] No.715575 del
Where does a neet buy weights?


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 11:30 [Preview] No.715576 del
>>715575
eBay was a good deal 10 years ago. Postage price is what gets you for cheaper items when compared to sports stores. Finding a gym going out of business would be the cheapest.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 11:31 [Preview] No.715577 del
BRISVEGAS!!!!


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 11:32 [Preview] No.715578 del
Going to make a chicken soup.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 11:32 [Preview] No.715579 del
Imagine being a nihilist.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 11:37 [Preview] No.715580 del
Good morning and TGIF, from US Neet. Have a blessed day Neets


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 11:40 [Preview] No.715581 del
>>715580
I hope you have a good day as well.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 11:41 [Preview] No.715582 del
>>715580
I hope you have a good day as well.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 11:45 [Preview] No.715583 del
>>715580
We may have a mission for you in the coming days.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 11:46 [Preview] No.715584 del
>>715583
He's gonna squeal like a piggy.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 11:47 [Preview] No.715585 del
>>715580
How quickly can you get to Texas?


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 11:47 [Preview] No.715586 del
Maybe its pronounced Rya. The n is silent.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 11:48 [Preview] No.715587 del
Done lifting. On train. Lots of people for some reason.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 11:48 [Preview] No.715588 del
>>715587
Fart to clear some space.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 11:48 [Preview] No.715589 del
Ree-ann would be my guess. Weird in any case.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 11:49 [Preview] No.715590 del
>>715587
Well lifted NEET.

>for some reason.
Its Friday night m8. Party time.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 11:50 [Preview] No.715591 del
>>715589
What would Occam's razor suggest?


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 11:50 [Preview] No.715592 del
>>715590
That doesn't make sense for going away from the city though.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 11:50 [Preview] No.715593 del


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 11:52 [Preview] No.715594 del
>>715591
If she is a man then you need to make a whole heap of assumptions to explain how she passes so well.
We do know Olive presents herself as a woman in public. Knowing this, why would she go by a man's name in public if she was in fact a man larping as a woman?
A weird unisex name sounds like the most parsimonious explanation to me.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 11:53 [Preview] No.715595 del
>>715594
>how she passes so well


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 11:55 [Preview] No.715596 del
>>715595
She is a bit fride like and has a somewhat androgynous face but she is definitely a woman. The hands, skull shape, feet, hips etc all give it away. She also walks and talks like a woman.
Maybe we should call in monk as our in-house tranny expert?


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 11:58 [Preview] No.715597 del
>>715585
I don't know, some unknown amount of hours by airplane would probably be quickest. Within about a day from most US airports.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 11:58 [Preview] No.715598 del
>>715596
>she is definitely a woman


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 11:59 [Preview] No.715599 del
>>715597
Have a good day mate. Good luck with your degree. Don't be a boong and neglect your studies.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 12:01 [Preview] No.715600 del
That ugly bikini video she posted was kind of convincing. They tits are obviously not bolt-ons. She's ugly either way, flat arse, bony body, masculine face. Totally unremarkable. Also sometimes looks like she has an adams apple.
t. monk, tranny pro


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 12:02 [Preview] No.715601 del
>>715600
The strictly average attractiveness is part of the appeal due to the inherent attainability.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 12:03 [Preview] No.715602 del
We should get monk to do weekly tranny reviews alongside Weber's word of the week.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 12:04 [Preview] No.715604 del
Gonna start prepping for the soup.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 12:06 [Preview] No.715605 del
>>715601
A girl like that would be getting hundreds of dating app matches. Plenty of attention that she would seize on if she was single.
She is just milking these pathetic simps for money. She's just another slut whos fatal car crash pics I wish I could see on liveleak


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 12:07 [Preview] No.715606 del
Mental illness posts.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 12:08 [Preview] No.715607 del
Should I bother browning the stuff or just throw it all in a post and let it simmer?


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 12:12 [Preview] No.715608 del
Girls who play the flute tend to be really bitchy. I am quite surprised that Olive played it as she seems far too nice.
The nice girls usually go for the other woodwind instruments except the bassoon of course. The girls in the string section will usually be nice. Those girls would often be interested in me for playing the flute but then get funny about it upon finding out I'm not gay.
I'd consider the piano a solid instrument to play as well although it is very much the instrument of those with class aspirations or, worse still, class insecurities. Kate played the piano quite well but that was more due to her desire to do everything she could and excel at everything. She was such a lovely girl. Her husband (she got married a while ago) must be very happy. I wish that'd been me. Woe.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 12:12 [Preview] No.715609 del
>>715591
Probably something simple


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 12:20 [Preview] No.715610 del
>>715607
Don't brown it but throw it in to the pot in the right sequence with the right timing so none of it cooks too long.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 12:21 [Preview] No.715611 del
The site is as fucked as Cruisey's back aye


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 12:22 [Preview] No.715612 del
>>715611
he fucks everything up


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 12:25 [Preview] No.715613 del
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You see this Monk? Even Valgrind can't fault the memory management in my C code.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 12:25 [Preview] No.715614 del
bet looking great


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 12:26 [Preview] No.715615 del
fucking endchan


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 12:26 [Preview] No.715616 del
Might make a mentally ill post.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 12:26 [Preview] No.715617 del
>>715616
u juz did


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 12:27 [Preview] No.715618 del
Thinking of buying some gin.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 12:28 [Preview] No.715619 del
>>715618
$2 by Salisbury Train Station should get you a gobbie


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 12:28 [Preview] No.715620 del
>>715619
Mummybot used to say the price of a gin up north was a six pack. This was in the early 2000s for context.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 12:35 [Preview] No.715621 del
Something in my room smells bad but I can't work out what. This game never ends well.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 12:35 [Preview] No.715622 del
>>715621
It's possibly (you)


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 12:38 [Preview] No.715623 del
Bet won. Been smashing it lately.

>>715613
Stop mogging me please. I might just give up on all this bleep bloop.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 12:39 [Preview] No.715624 del
>>715623
Stick to these types of bet NEET. No more multis.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 12:50 [Preview] No.715625 del
>>715591
THAT WE PHONE HER ON MONDAY, TEXAS TIME!


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 12:51 [Preview] No.715626 del
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NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 12:51 [Preview] No.715627 del
>>715623
>Stop mogging me please. I might just give up on all this bleep bloop.
I'm sorry. Don't do that.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 12:52 [Preview] No.715628 del
>>715626
That's nice.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 12:54 [Preview] No.715629 del
>>715624
Yeah I think I will just keep it simple.
This win means I can afford mints.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 12:54 [Preview] No.715630 del
A bottle of red actually goes a long way when I'm doing something semi-useful like coding. Still got another glass left and I opened it around 5pm.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 12:55 [Preview] No.715631 del
Fried migoreng. Worth the effort.
There's some bad home behaviour going on outside


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 12:55 [Preview] No.715632 del
>>715631
>There's some bad home behaviour going on outside
They heard about Olive.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 12:57 [Preview] No.715633 del
>>715630
Not enough of a buzz. It would be hard for me to sleep in that situation.
Wednesday I got a sack (20) and started at around 3, but after finishing and getting in to bed at 11:30 or so I was starting to come down and get the shakes.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 12:59 [Preview] No.715634 del
>>715632
I can't work out what's going on, there's two mongs arguing and a third mong who I think is goading the other two.
Then there's a dog, the relevence of which is unclear.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 13:03 [Preview] No.715635 del
>>715634
Davo and Weber being goaded by Cruisey.
The dog belongs to FRM.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 13:04 [Preview] No.715637 del
Drunk
>>715600
Fridge


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 13:05 [Preview] No.715638 del


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 13:06 [Preview] No.715639 del
>>715608
>tfw no bassoon gf


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 13:06 [Preview] No.715640 del
>>715612
>>715611
Hoblin life


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 13:07 [Preview] No.715641 del
>>715639
Get yourself a tuba gf. They really know how to honk


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 13:07 [Preview] No.715642 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=iO2z-TJvK8s [Embed]


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 13:08 [Preview] No.715643 del
>>715619
I has a hard mate who. Brought a bio g boong chick back from Salisbury syateoonny starvation and fucked her in my loungeroon instead of taking her back to his place
I stopped talking to him soon after


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 13:09 [Preview] No.715644 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EHyOgZobDmY [Embed]


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 13:10 [Preview] No.715645 del
>>715636
That's a pretty good salvos
U like the train shop too


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 13:11 [Preview] No.715646 del
Need more choofs
Sent narky emails to big cunt NDIS providers.
Fuck em aye.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 13:15 [Preview] No.715647 del
>>715643
You were jealous.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 13:15 [Preview] No.715648 del
>>715646
Big invoices?


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 13:16 [Preview] No.715649 del
>>715647
She probably left an indelible stain and smell on the couch


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 13:18 [Preview] No.715650 del
Need more choofs
Sent narky emails to big cunt NDIS providers.
Fuck em aye. >>715647
>>715649
She stole his jumper in the morning

I had to call a mate to ask him to come around to sort of make her want to leave.
Called us all white dogs.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 13:19 [Preview] No.715651 del
>>715648
No but from a company I used to work at. Acting like she doesn't know me. And ccing some cunt I used to share an office with.
It's so impersonal.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 13:20 [Preview] No.715652 del
I have finished my wine.
Backed up my work.
Put the C book back on the bookshelf.
It was a big day.
Retiring to the couchbed.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 13:22 [Preview] No.715653 del
Might email the team leader an email of a cold chisel song.
Last time I called her while on drugs I told her all my finance/billing structure and fees.
I am the boss man.
Choir girl I reckon.
It'll remind of when I was a predatory figure.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 13:23 [Preview] No.715654 del
>>715653
>Last time I called her while on drugs I told her all my finance/billing structure and fees.
ffs


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 13:25 [Preview] No.715655 del
>>715652
I noted that you had to get the bleep bloop manual down.
It must've been something.
Do you have to write code and check if it works?


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 13:25 [Preview] No.715656 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-DN-3U9HSIc [Embed]


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 13:26 [Preview] No.715657 del
>>715654
She told her manager about how I said that meetings cost $50+ ph per head and they had a meeting about it.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 13:27 [Preview] No.715658 del
>>715655
It was just something I'd long forgotten exactly how to do.
>Do you have to write code and check if it works?
You would normally check what you have written works, if that's what you mean?
I've been working on a personal project for a while.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 13:28 [Preview] No.715659 del
>>715658
Were you working on the personal project today, or just waging?


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 13:30 [Preview] No.715660 del
>>715659
Just this evening.
Today I started to drive to a wage thing that got cancelled and returned home.
After that I just watched YouTubes, ate KFC, and stalked Olive/Ryan.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 13:31 [Preview] No.715661 del
>>715652
>Retiring to the couchbed.
🙄


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 13:32 [Preview] No.715662 del
>>715661
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 13:35 [Preview] No.715664 del
>>715662
You should be sleeping in a real bed again by now. Just hire a storage unit and move the shit out of your bedroom. It'll improve your sleep quality.
Should have done it during fight camp.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 13:36 [Preview] No.715665 del
>>715660
The personal projects without deadlines or schedules are the hardest to maintain.
Good shit for doing some.
The cunt who waited til the day to cancel is in the wrong.
Should have got a supercharged sauce.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 13:40 [Preview] No.715666 del
>>715661
It's a way of life.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 13:40 [Preview] No.715667 del
>>715664
Move the storage room to the house.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 13:48 [Preview] No.715668 del
I have finished drinking for the night.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 13:57 [Preview] No.715669 del
Thinking about her


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 13:58 [Preview] No.715670 del


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 13:59 [Preview] No.715671 del
>>715668
Good news.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 14:03 [Preview] No.715672 del
>>715669
She is married neet, it's over.
The new queen of /ausneets/ shall be @aguslaurentti until we can find a proper replacement for Olive. Never ever.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 14:03 [Preview] No.715673 del
Going to brush my teeth and go to bed. Goodnight noots.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 14:04 [Preview] No.715674 del
Possum put a lamprey down my pants once. I got him back by wrapping one up in foil like a garlic bread.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 14:08 [Preview] No.715675 del
>>715671
What are we going to do now?


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 14:08 [Preview] No.715676 del
niggеr


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 14:09 [Preview] No.715677 del
>>715675
You're going to lie down on a hard surface for a bit to help fix your back.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 14:10 [Preview] No.715678 del
>>715677
Couch bed with knees off the side.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 14:10 [Preview] No.715679 del
Side on to the TV


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 14:12 [Preview] No.715680 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=U81wgbYJ7X4 [Embed]


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 14:20 [Preview] No.715681 del
Second hokey pokey drumstick of the day


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 14:31 [Preview] No.715682 del


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 14:37 [Preview] No.715683 del
>>715569
godspeed


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 15:47 [Preview] No.715685 del


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 15:54 [Preview] No.715686 del
(3.73 MB 406x640 schizo cat.gif)


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 16:26 [Preview] No.715687 del
itchy nutsack


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 16:57 [Preview] No.715688 del
lonely


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 17:15 [Preview] No.715689 del
incontinence


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 21:21 [Preview] No.715690 del
Bad dreams, very tired


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 21:23 [Preview] No.715691 del
>>715690
mording


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 21:23 [Preview] No.715692 del
post now


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 21:25 [Preview] No.715693 del


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 21:25 [Preview] No.715694 del
slept ok for once, morning neetbros


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 21:34 [Preview] No.715695 del
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NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 21:38 [Preview] No.715696 del
>>715691
Good morning NEET


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 21:40 [Preview] No.715697 del


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 21:44 [Preview] No.715698 del
I wonder what today will bring


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 21:51 [Preview] No.715700 del
I am picking up some new glasses today. I think they will look good on me.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 21:54 [Preview] No.715701 del
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got enough food there you little egg cunt


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 21:54 [Preview] No.715702 del
>>715700
I am sure they will.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 21:56 [Preview] No.715703 del
>>715701
I'll take it.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 22:16 [Preview] No.715704 del
It's going to be shooting out of me soon.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 22:19 [Preview] No.715705 del
need to replace the basin tap spindles in the bathroom


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 22:40 [Preview] No.715706 del
>>715705
Job for Bill?


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 22:51 [Preview] No.715707 del
Wish I was still obsessed with video games and spent most of my time existing in fantasy worlds detached from reality. The real world sucks.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 22:57 [Preview] No.715708 del
>>715706
I told him to stay home.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 23:12 [Preview] No.715709 del
>>715707
I create my own fantasy worlds so I don't need video games anymore.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 23:13 [Preview] No.715710 del
A NEET's fantasy world got destroyed once


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 23:16 [Preview] No.715711 del
>>715710
NEETs love the energy and light (you) bring into their awful lives.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 23:18 [Preview] No.715712 del
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(130.62 KB 1023x973 they hate me.jpg)


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 23:29 [Preview] No.715713 del
Time to do a piss and put some clothes on.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 23:31 [Preview] No.715714 del
Going to lay back down in bed.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 23:31 [Preview] No.715715 del
>>715714
Don't touch yourself


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 23:38 [Preview] No.715716 del
>>715715
I'm going to touch you


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 23:43 [Preview] No.715717 del
things were better before they got worse


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 23:45 [Preview] No.715718 del
nn neets


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 23:45 [Preview] No.715719 del
>>715717
mmmmm mmmmmmmm mm mmmmmm mmmmmmm


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 23:45 [Preview] No.715720 del
Sausages in bread for breakfast.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 23:48 [Preview] No.715721 del
Work work work.
Awful.


NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 23:56 [Preview] No.715722 del
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NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 23:58 [Preview] No.715723 del
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NEET 06/16/2023 (Fri) 23:58 [Preview] No.715724 del
Endchon unstable again


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 00:06 [Preview] No.715725 del
>>715724
We need to organize a fundraiser for the big fella so he can buy a better stick.


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 00:31 [Preview] No.715726 del
Good morning NEETs.

>>715675
I went to bed.


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 00:53 [Preview] No.715727 del
>>715725
Good idea.


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 00:54 [Preview] No.715728 del
>>715726
Good morning NEET.


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 00:55 [Preview] No.715729 del
>>715712
I love the chase image. Thicc clappers.


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 00:55 [Preview] No.715730 del
>>715711
>light (you) bring
Fact.


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 00:57 [Preview] No.715731 del
New glasses are making me feel a little off. Got the car washed.


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 01:00 [Preview] No.715732 del
Back from Bunnings. Sheila towing a horse float nearly reversed into me. Doing a poo.


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 01:01 [Preview] No.715733 del
>>715731
You look good NEET. The car does too.


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 01:01 [Preview] No.715734 del
>>715732
Busy NEET too.

>>715733
Thanks NEET.


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 01:16 [Preview] No.715735 del
I'm an idiot. Finished my poo and went to wash my hands and remembered I'd removed the tap handles.


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 01:18 [Preview] No.715736 del
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>>715735
That would just me pretty hard.


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 01:41 [Preview] No.715737 del
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Maybe it is pronounced Rachel, even though it is spelled Ryan. One of those weird unisex names. Might be Irish.


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 01:42 [Preview] No.715738 del
Mark Twain said, "It's easier to fool a man than to persuade him that he's been fooled."


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 01:43 [Preview] No.715739 del
>>715738
Well bantered.


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 01:45 [Preview] No.715740 del
>>715736
Not as justed as finding one spindle is corroded so badly I can't remove it with the normal tools.


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 01:47 [Preview] No.715741 del
>>715740
A long time ago a NEET had a similar problem. RIP. It almost inspired him to complete a kitchen renno, even seeking the advice of his best friend over a phone call. RIP.

Good luck because it also sounds like a cunt of a job.


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 01:49 [Preview] No.715742 del
off to supercheap ffs


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 01:50 [Preview] No.715743 del
>>715742
Hopefully someone looks over this NEET and protects his car from trailers.


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 01:52 [Preview] No.715744 del
A horse float backs up
A stallion trumpets
The doors are opened
Cruisey gets out.


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 01:56 [Preview] No.715745 del
>>715744
A domestic starts?


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 02:05 [Preview] No.715747 del
Wearing wet undies under my jeans. Worried they've soaked through.


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 02:06 [Preview] No.715748 del
>>715747
>Wearing wet undies
Why is that NEET?


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 02:10 [Preview] No.715749 del
>>715748
Out of clean undies. Had to quickly handwash some this morning or wear the old fucked ones


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 02:20 [Preview] No.715750 del
Back from supercheap. Got a giant snack box and a can of drink. Will resume the plumbing in a little bit.


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 02:20 [Preview] No.715751 del
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hungover


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 02:24 [Preview] No.715752 del
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>>715751
Have a wank / goon binge.


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 02:36 [Preview] No.715754 del
>>715751
Time you got on the wagon.


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 02:39 [Preview] No.715755 del
Where there's a whip, there's a way...


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 02:40 [Preview] No.715756 del
>>715750
I hope you washed your hands in the laundry.


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 02:43 [Preview] No.715757 del
>>715750
>Got a giant snack box
Supercharged sauce?


1 NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 02:43 [Preview] No.715758 del


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 02:53 [Preview] No.715759 del
>>715756
The water has been off completely, nigga. I used some alcohol gel.
Problem has been fixed now. Required my rattle gun and an a 22mm extra deep socket, which I had acquired from Supercheap.


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 03:12 [Preview] No.715760 del


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 03:12 [Preview] No.715761 del
A neet called Weber a fat bitch once.


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 03:21 [Preview] No.715762 del
Are any of you knowledgeable on pens? I'm looking for some pens that aren't too dear yet can write very smoothly and reliably. Any suggestions?


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 03:25 [Preview] No.715763 del
>>715761
And suffered the consequences.


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 03:26 [Preview] No.715764 del
>>715762
If you're talking disposable ones, I don't mind the Bic Atlantis I am using at present.


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 03:26 [Preview] No.715765 del
>>715762
What colour were you after.


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 03:26 [Preview] No.715766 del
>>715758
wtf? I thought I was the only romanian here


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 03:26 [Preview] No.715767 del
>>715766
Perhaps you had a babby overnight.


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 03:27 [Preview] No.715768 del
>>715767
many such cases
sad


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 03:30 [Preview] No.715769 del
>>715762
Cheap blue bics are unironically the best pens. The fancy ones are usually worse. The ink often runs.


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 03:30 [Preview] No.715770 del
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NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 03:31 [Preview] No.715771 del
>>715769
>blue ink pens


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 03:38 [Preview] No.715772 del
>>715766
He is probably using a VPN proxy.


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 03:41 [Preview] No.715773 del
I'll VPN your proxy.


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 03:43 [Preview] No.715774 del
It's pissing cats and dogs here.


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 03:44 [Preview] No.715775 del
Fragrant farts today.


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 03:46 [Preview] No.715776 del
>>715764
The reviews on officeworks seem mixed.
>>715765
Black or blue. I'll take something else as long as my writing is legible in it.
>>715769
I find their reliable but not very smooth which slows me down greatly and the ink is not quite rich enough for my liking. I consider them suitable for scribbling down a quick note but not for doing extensive writing with.


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 03:46 [Preview] No.715777 del
The two gypsies must fight to decide who will be the king gypsy of /ausneets/.


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 03:48 [Preview] No.715778 del
Might call Weber a fat bitch.


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 03:49 [Preview] No.715779 del
Back in high school I used to be able to write several legible pages of world building stuff for my stories I used to write. Nowadays I doubt I could write a full sentence and have it not look like a blind epileptic orphan attempted to write in English for the first time during an earthquake.


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 03:49 [Preview] No.715780 del
>>715779
Elves and orcs?


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 03:50 [Preview] No.715781 del
I wrote a loveletter to Weber once.


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 04:00 [Preview] No.715782 del
cashed up and was able to afford a loaf of bread today, rice sandwich for dinner


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 04:03 [Preview] No.715783 del
I went to school with Weber.


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 04:07 [Preview] No.715784 del
nonconsensual use of gook pussy tonight


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 04:07 [Preview] No.715785 del


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 04:08 [Preview] No.715786 del
>>715785
What pride flag is that?


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 04:08 [Preview] No.715787 del
Any good videos of women getting hurt?


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 04:09 [Preview] No.715788 del
>>715782
>rice sandwich


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 04:10 [Preview] No.715789 del
>>715788
la di da some of us cant afford more than that


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 04:13 [Preview] No.715790 del
>>715789
you're deliberately posting ridiculous things


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 04:13 [Preview] No.715791 del
>>715790
stop poor shaming


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 04:16 [Preview] No.715792 del
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NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 04:20 [Preview] No.715793 del
>>715791
I remember when I was growing up if we wanted a rice sandwich we first had to plant the wheat to make the bread then we had to grow the rice.


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 04:22 [Preview] No.715794 del
>>715793
How did you afford the water?


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 04:24 [Preview] No.715795 del
>>715794
We had to walk the 50km each morning before school and fill up buckets from the local creek.


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 04:25 [Preview] No.715796 del
on teh solitaire again


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 04:37 [Preview] No.715797 del
Got a smoked garlic clove I'm going to use tomorrow.


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 04:38 [Preview] No.715798 del
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Tonight on womboflix, The Karate Kid 2 (1986) - Daniel accompanies his mentor, Mr. Miyagi, to Miyagi's childhood home in Okinawa. Miyagi visits his dying father and confronts his old rival, while Daniel falls in love and inadvertently makes a new rival of his own. 7pm AEST.

Then on Sunday Jack Nicholson stars in the neo-noir mystery Chinatown (1974)


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 04:38 [Preview] No.715799 del
The car won't open again. Woe.


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 04:43 [Preview] No.715800 del
>>715799
watch a youtube


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 04:44 [Preview] No.715801 del
>>715799
It's all Ryan's fault.


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 04:45 [Preview] No.715802 del
>>715799
The car won't respond to the key fob, and I can't unlock the door. I can unlock the boot but that's all. What do neets?


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 04:45 [Preview] No.715803 del
>>715802
do you not still have a normal key to go with it?


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 04:46 [Preview] No.715804 del
>>715802
crawl in the boot and close it behind you


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 04:47 [Preview] No.715805 del
I bet it's Cruisey again. Talk about blind leading the blind, or mong leading the mongs.


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 04:48 [Preview] No.715806 del
It takes a mong to know a mong.


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 04:49 [Preview] No.715807 del
>>715803
I do but it won't unlock the door for some reason.
>>715804
I'm too fat to clamber in through the boot


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 04:49 [Preview] No.715808 del
fruit loops always tasted gross


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 04:51 [Preview] No.715809 del
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NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 04:51 [Preview] No.715810 del
>>715807
Try the passenger side door.


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 04:52 [Preview] No.715811 del
>>715808
Sugar and chemicals.


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 04:54 [Preview] No.715812 del
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NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 04:54 [Preview] No.715813 del
>>715810
It doesn't have a lock on it


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 04:59 [Preview] No.715814 del


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 05:01 [Preview] No.715815 del
>>715807
NEET you have either got the wrong keys or the wrong car.


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 05:01 [Preview] No.715816 del
Weber prepared himself a five course meal but gave Bill a toast sandwich once.


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 05:01 [Preview] No.715817 del
Will it be a flat car battery or a flat fob battery. Places your bets.


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 05:01 [Preview] No.715818 del
I can't believe Weber hasn't fixed the taps yet.


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 05:02 [Preview] No.715819 del
>>715818
I fucken have so


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 05:02 [Preview] No.715820 del
>>715817
If he can't mechanically unlock it, it would suggest to me he somehow has the wrong keys.


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 05:02 [Preview] No.715821 del
>>715817
I'm betting on it being the wrong car.


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 05:03 [Preview] No.715822 del
I hope Weber fixes the taps soon.


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 05:04 [Preview] No.715823 del
>>715820
>>715821
I wonder if he'll snap the key off in the lock.


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 05:04 [Preview] No.715824 del
Might visit KFC later.


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 05:04 [Preview] No.715825 del
>>715824
Not if that door wont open.


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 05:05 [Preview] No.715826 del
>>715822
He's not going to.


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 05:07 [Preview] No.715827 del
>>715826
I FUCKING FIXED IT
I SAID SO HERE: >>715759


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 05:09 [Preview] No.715828 del


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 05:10 [Preview] No.715829 del
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NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 05:12 [Preview] No.715830 del
Weber made a dubious claim once.


NEET 06/17/2023 (Sat) 05:15 [Preview] No.715831