>>714997
the legends regarding vampires are straight out romanians being fucking retarded
the dad of vlad the implier (impaler) had some fucking dragon on his battle flag
since most romanians are mentally disabled peasants they thought the dragon on his flag was the devil
so they nicknamed him vlad dracu (vlad the devil)
after a while, his son started sticking huge wood dildos up his enemies' arses
everyone admitted he was a blood thirsty sadic
somehow the foreigners mixed up the two, and now everyone knows about the count dracula