A norf meal:
>fry three sausages and a diced onion in a pan,reserving pan fat
>fry half a bag of black and gold chips
>slice sausages in pan, mix in half a table spoon keens curry powder,three tablespoons tomato ketchup
>pour curry sauce over chips

Note that those who consider an onion to be a vegetable may ommit it and use the space in the pan to fry an egg