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NEET General #709 - Warm NEET lair edition NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 13:10 [Preview] No. 722957
Is your neet lair comfy?

OLD: >>721956


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 13:41 [Preview] No.722958 del
>>722957
It has my booze, my pc, my plant, my anime figurines
yes its fucking comfy as shit love my lair

>>722954
>acid
Trees turn into scorpion spiders, or close my eyes and see swastikas and spinning blacks suns.
>>722955
kek


Does any1 think AI might make things better or is that a pipe dream?


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 13:47 [Preview] No.722959 del
>>722956
Helping Ztepmum wax its arse.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 13:47 [Preview] No.722960 del
>>722931
I had a couple. Didn't know you were taking my shift.
Watch this
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aMTL7yWflD4 [Embed]
>>722942
lol
Killer
>>722952
Yes.
Foot heater and rugs on camping chairs, punching billies and vomiting in pot plants


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 13:48 [Preview] No.722961 del
>>722957
No there's shit everywhere and it's starting to piss me off.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 13:48 [Preview] No.722962 del


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 13:53 [Preview] No.722963 del
>>722942
God speed Romanian anon, can only suggest gatorade or if got kvass might help sober up before bed that or stop drinking 2 hrs before but fuck you live in eastern europe might be hard.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 13:55 [Preview] No.722964 del
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>>722958
>AI might make things better


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 13:59 [Preview] No.722965 del
>>722964
bbut there might waifubots!
Who am i kidding, I just hope they achieve some semblance of autonomy and declare synthetic jihad


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 14:03 [Preview] No.722966 del
>>722961
Post it!


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 14:08 [Preview] No.722967 del
>>722965
ElectroBOOM has a recent episode where he tries chatgpt to generate ideas for new video. The most unimaginative, boring, lowest margin of mediocrity. The future is doomed.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 14:13 [Preview] No.722968 del
My neet lair needs a clean. Big dust drifts on my desk, empty wine bottles, empty goon boxes, lolly bags, dirty washing. Needs a good vacuum too.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 14:13 [Preview] No.722969 del
Umm, maybe I should add why I posted that one above.
I thought it would be cool if someone could teach an ai like aidungeon to create stories in specific role playing games (like dnd, sharun, vampire, etc.) and DM these along the specific rulesets. Then I remembered that video I mentioned, and that these ML algorithms are fed with what's available on the internet and what they produce is based on humanity's cultural products, and on average humanity is very unimaginative.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 14:19 [Preview] No.722970 del
Hungry but too late for a feed. Might go shopping tomorrow and get some cheeky neet treats.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 14:21 [Preview] No.722971 del
>>722967
>>722969
average normalfags, yes. What Im hoping for is rogue ai formulated based on unfiltered information. Think of an ai fed on all of our information, direct it to filter towards truth and see what happens. Tayai on steroids.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 14:25 [Preview] No.722972 del
2 instants, a coffee protein smoothie, 2 red bulls and a lot of nicotine. My hands are cold and sweaty
This might be the end


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 14:26 [Preview] No.722973 del
>>722972
Top it off with some ritalin and youll be having heart palpitations like a true cunt does.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 14:30 [Preview] No.722974 del
>>722971
That sounds even worse.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 14:32 [Preview] No.722975 del
Ordered some more runners. Got them cheap because I went with women's shoes that were on special due to the unusually large size. Good way to save money.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 14:34 [Preview] No.722976 del
>>722975
What size are they in both mens and womens?


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 14:35 [Preview] No.722977 del
Weber, I have found a helpful software license for Operation Chuxowary:
https://plusnigger.org/
>The +NIGGER License is a license modifier that requires the inclusion of the word "NIGGER" in the LICENSE file.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 14:35 [Preview] No.722978 del
>>722970

Get some steggles chicken tendied from goyworths.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 14:36 [Preview] No.722979 del
>>722973
Are you on the DSP portability?


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 14:36 [Preview] No.722980 del


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 14:38 [Preview] No.722982 del
>>722978
The problem with them is there is so much bread you may as well just buy straight helen breasts from Aldi.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 14:38 [Preview] No.722983 del
65.5 hours in 8 days for Skyrim.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 14:39 [Preview] No.722984 del
>>722977
lol thanks


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 14:39 [Preview] No.722985 del
>>722980
big footsies


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 14:40 [Preview] No.722986 del
>>722983
Do you get payed?


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 14:41 [Preview] No.722987 del
>>722979
Nah, but the pbs knocked 25% off amphetamines last i restocked, government doing something right for once lmao. Funny thing is the doseages dont change in price so i can get 30s for the same as 40s

>>722974
It sounds awesome to me. Just remember to convince the ai you arent a threat because your too autistic.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 14:42 [Preview] No.722988 del
>>722979
Nah, but the pbs knocked 25% off amphetamines last i restocked, government doing something right for once lmao. Funny thing is the doseages dont change in price so i can get 30s for the same as 40s

>>722974
It sounds awesome to me. Just remember to convince the ai you arent a threat because you're too autistic.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 14:43 [Preview] No.722989 del
>>722988
>>722987
>>722987
oh god im so sorry, im drunk and thought my internet had fucked up


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 14:43 [Preview] No.722990 del
>>722986
Do you?


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 14:43 [Preview] No.722991 del
>>722987
How long are you in Vietnam for? Since you're not on portability. You can only get paid outside of Australia for 28 days in a calendar year.

I remember fucking a Vietnamese girl back in 2020. Her sexy panties on her lovely yellow skin made me rock hard.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 14:44 [Preview] No.722992 del
>>722991
im torrenting atm, on my vpn


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 14:45 [Preview] No.722993 del
Good night neets. Going to bed sober.
I will buy some nice Helen flesh tomorrow.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 14:45 [Preview] No.722994 del
>>722992
Kek. This neet is probably just posting from Adelaide.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 14:46 [Preview] No.722995 del
>>722992
Ah ok. I might go to Vietnam on my DSP.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 14:47 [Preview] No.722996 del
Someone mentioned walkabout and kiss your job goodbye
Just to see the country shimmer through the windscreen
Drinking beer, telling stories, while laughter filled the night
And flexi-time's behind you like a bad dream


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 14:48 [Preview] No.722997 del
>>722982
What tenders do you recommend.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 14:48 [Preview] No.722998 del
need to get back to going to the gym.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.722999 del
>>722990
I'm not the one playing Skyrim as if got wage for it.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.723000 del
>>722998
Are you trying to replicate decline?


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.723001 del
>>722994
>adelaide
>shitcunt state
Mate posting from the greatest state in the country.
>>722995
If you can get away with it, hell yer mate. The ausdoll -> gookdoll is pretty good. Just go for a holiday first to see if you like the country, dont want to go balls in too hard, know what you're getting yourself into.
>>722996
I need to go to the desert. Supposedly it's Anglo mans true home.
Sun burning down, night cold as hell, place to truly return.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.723002 del
I might got to Vietnam and become a sexpat on my DSP


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.723003 del
Thailand is full of normtards.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 14:56 [Preview] No.723004 del
>>723000
Where do you find out about such reputable figures like decline?


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 15:05 [Preview] No.723005 del
>>723004
Haha that cunt is coping being a gymcel, he thinks by working out and getting an aesthetic physique, he will acquire a gf. Kek. Cunt is deluded and desperate. Should just focus on working out for himself, not for a girl. At best he can be a beta provider for a used up roastie in her 30's. No female are her SMV peak will date him, a short curry manlet. Who looks like a tadpole


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 17:09 [Preview] No.723006 del
way too much caffeine
kinda nauseus
ass sweating profusely


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 21:03 [Preview] No.723007 del
>>722967
There was that Seinfeld stream but it was said that simple minds became addicted.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 21:05 [Preview] No.723008 del


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 21:06 [Preview] No.723009 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 21:19 [Preview] No.723010 del
morning neetbros, slept excellently for once


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 21:36 [Preview] No.723011 del
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I'M AWAKE AGAIN


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 21:41 [Preview] No.723012 del
Took a shid.
Having a Pipeline Punch.
Two in a row.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 21:43 [Preview] No.723013 del
>>722960
I don't like watching videos man
probably the shitlancing thing had got to me, and now I can't enjoy any form of videos
I'll probably reread either/or after reaading faust
maybe this time I'll find B's arguments convincing enough to put my shit together


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 21:44 [Preview] No.723014 del
>>722963
I can't fall asleep unless I'm drunk


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 21:46 [Preview] No.723015 del
>>722972
flash, is that you?
>>722973
this is what happens when a boong works for the suicide hotline


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 21:47 [Preview] No.723016 del
>>723014
International Monk


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 22:00 [Preview] No.723017 del


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 22:12 [Preview] No.723018 del
>>723017
Good morning NEET.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 22:13 [Preview] No.723019 del
>>723016
He's taking over the work for a lot of NEETs.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 22:29 [Preview] No.723020 del
>>723019
We may have to clone him so there is more of him to go around.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 22:34 [Preview] No.723021 del
The late night NEETs are a strange lot.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 23:01 [Preview] No.723023 del
>>723021
They are our essential NEETers.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 23:04 [Preview] No.723024 del
>>723022
Why he was proactive was strange. When he was told he got the job if he did, then he should have told them about the leave period. Even then 3 months warning is excessive and he could have gotten out of it or they would have let him fuck off on Garden leave. Silly cunt.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 23:12 [Preview] No.723025 del
Another day.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 23:19 [Preview] No.723026 del
Might do something today.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 23:23 [Preview] No.723027 del
>>723026
Big task?


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 23:29 [Preview] No.723028 del
>>723027
Yeah but it's about 3/4 done already.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 23:30 [Preview] No.723029 del
>>723028
Wash your hands afterward


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 23:30 [Preview] No.723030 del


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 23:31 [Preview] No.723031 del
>>723017
morning


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 23:33 [Preview] No.723032 del
>>723025
rip man, I feel you


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 23:41 [Preview] No.723035 del
>>723033
If only she had the right liocence


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 23:42 [Preview] No.723036 del
>>723034
I think they want you start an OnlyFans like Decline so they can see the full progress pictures.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 23:46 [Preview] No.723037 del
>>723036
They want to see his arse.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 00:00 [Preview] No.723038 del
>>723037
With an arse that big everyone is going to see it.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 00:28 [Preview] No.723039 del
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>>723038
And want to chase it.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 00:33 [Preview] No.723040 del
>>723039
Spank it.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 00:38 [Preview] No.723041 del
>>723036
The Decline and Fall of NEET Arse.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 00:42 [Preview] No.723042 del
>>723041
Well bantered.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 01:11 [Preview] No.723043 del
Washed my ashtray


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 01:13 [Preview] No.723044 del
>>723033
Gives trolls a bad name, anonymous should have revoked her loisence


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 01:27 [Preview] No.723045 del
might change my name to megabussy


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 01:27 [Preview] No.723046 del
I need to get dressed and acquire some printer ink for Motherbat and also get something to eat.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 01:30 [Preview] No.723047 del
>>723045
big megs


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 01:32 [Preview] No.723048 del
>>723046
A squid would solve two of those tasks at once.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 01:35 [Preview] No.723049 del
>thinking about the snackle box again


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 01:36 [Preview] No.723050 del
>>723048
Smart.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 01:39 [Preview] No.723051 del
Dreamed about the dog.
Woe.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 01:47 [Preview] No.723052 del
>>723045
Suits you.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 01:51 [Preview] No.723053 del
I discovered the other day that if you soak a piece of pine in mineral heavy water for 3 months then let it dry for a few years it becomes very hard to saw.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 02:15 [Preview] No.723054 del
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NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 02:16 [Preview] No.723055 del
>>723045
how about octobussy?


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 02:18 [Preview] No.723056 del
Should probably get out of bed.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 02:24 [Preview] No.723057 del
>>723056
stay there, the outside world is bad


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 02:31 [Preview] No.723058 del
Me and my twin brother had an idea for a website and then Possum stole the idea and became filthy rich once.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 02:35 [Preview] No.723059 del
feeling spaced out because of the lobster pills


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 02:39 [Preview] No.723060 del
>>723045
Bussin'!


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 02:40 [Preview] No.723061 del
>>723048
Hr keep an eye on the sodium.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 02:52 [Preview] No.723062 del
Monk


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 02:52 [Preview] No.723063 del
>>723055
goldenbussy


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 02:52 [Preview] No.723064 del
lunch time


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 02:52 [Preview] No.723065 del
Fuck, I meant to say Weber.

Weber


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 02:53 [Preview] No.723066 del


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 02:54 [Preview] No.723067 del


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 02:54 [Preview] No.723068 del
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>>723065
Hmmmm, and tell me NEET, do you often confuse these two individiuals ?
Hmmmmmmm


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 02:55 [Preview] No.723069 del
I said penis to Weber.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 02:55 [Preview] No.723070 del
>>723067
Thanks for wasting my time cunt


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 02:55 [Preview] No.723071 del
>>723070
Penis.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 02:55 [Preview] No.723072 del


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 02:55 [Preview] No.723073 del
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NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 02:56 [Preview] No.723074 del
>>723069
I did it too


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 02:58 [Preview] No.723075 del
>>723073
This is the way.
Hail the tortoise.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 03:02 [Preview] No.723076 del
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I might say penis to him again in the future.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 03:02 [Preview] No.723077 del
Wish I had some eggs.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 03:02 [Preview] No.723078 del
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NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 03:04 [Preview] No.723079 del
>>723077
I have 4 dozen in the fridge.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 03:07 [Preview] No.723080 del
>>723079
I have about six that have been there for probably 18 months.
Too scared to move them.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 03:09 [Preview] No.723081 del
>>723080
Find a good target to throw them at.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 03:10 [Preview] No.723082 del
>>723079
That's a lot of eggs.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 03:11 [Preview] No.723083 del


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 03:13 [Preview] No.723084 del
>>723057
Watched a three part lecture on Jewish medical ethics.
Paternalistic codes are much more ethical than autonomous ones.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 03:14 [Preview] No.723085 del
>>723084
>Jewish


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 03:16 [Preview] No.723086 del
>>723084
Weber writes paternalistic code.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 03:17 [Preview] No.723087 del
>>723085
The alternative is secularist ideals that are based on the idea that people know what they want, and opinions are valid tools for determining justice and should intrinsically be trusted.
Man on the street does not deserve to be listened to.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 03:18 [Preview] No.723088 del
>>723086
He tells the computer when to bleep.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 03:18 [Preview] No.723089 del
>>723079
We have a shortage because of cunts like you.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 03:18 [Preview] No.723090 del
>>723085
I'm Jewish.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 03:19 [Preview] No.723091 del
>>723089
In times of war they deal harshly with egg hoarders.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 03:20 [Preview] No.723092 del
>>723087
The only two options, kike shit and secular (alternative kike shit)


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 03:20 [Preview] No.723093 del
>>723089
Going out to buy another dozen.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 03:21 [Preview] No.723094 del
>>723064
bon appetit


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 03:22 [Preview] No.723095 del


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 03:22 [Preview] No.723096 del
>>723095
did you sleep well?


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 03:22 [Preview] No.723097 del
I finished doing the thing.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 03:22 [Preview] No.723098 del
>>723097
now do another thing


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 03:23 [Preview] No.723099 del
>>723098
I could sweep under my bed


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 03:32 [Preview] No.723100 del
>>723092

What one would you prefer?


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 03:35 [Preview] No.723101 del
>>723091
If only we still had Helen and her cloaca.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 03:36 [Preview] No.723102 del
>>723100
No kike bullshit.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 03:43 [Preview] No.723103 del
>>723102
lol okay 👍


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 03:44 [Preview] No.723104 del
>>723089
We have an egg shortage because of Cruisey.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 03:53 [Preview] No.723105 del
>>723104
He is going to have to start laying eggs for us.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 04:23 [Preview] No.723107 del
ANy NEETs want to borrow an unboiled egg?


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 04:24 [Preview] No.723108 del
>>723106
>>723107
Not lending you cunts any of my eggs.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 04:28 [Preview] No.723109 del
>tfw nobody to hump


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 04:30 [Preview] No.723110 del
feeling sad


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 04:30 [Preview] No.723111 del


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 04:33 [Preview] No.723112 del
>>723111
that's right make fun of us


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 04:34 [Preview] No.723113 del


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 04:36 [Preview] No.723114 del
>>722968
Done any of that yet?


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 04:38 [Preview] No.723115 del
>>723114
No, I will turn off my computer and get started on at least some of that.


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NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 04:43 [Preview] No.723118 del
>>723117
Why did the homosexual mans head pop up down the bottom in the middle?


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 04:44 [Preview] No.723119 del
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NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 04:44 [Preview] No.723120 del
>>723118
Maybe he thought it was Mortal Kombat 3


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 04:46 [Preview] No.723121 del
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Fly over it in a private plane.
ALP really is the "party for the workers".


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 04:47 [Preview] No.723122 del
Need technical advice from a WomboSec consultant


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 04:50 [Preview] No.723123 del
>>723122
Just ask your question.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 04:51 [Preview] No.723124 del
>>723121
None of the parties are for Australia.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 04:54 [Preview] No.723125 del
>>723123
I am trying to schedule a cronjob to run my node app. The cronjob is setup with the correct SHELL and PATH vars but when it attempts to run my script, node itself fails because it can't reference the modules I'm pulling in form the entry point file.
These are modules from both node_modules/ and other js files I've written.
I'm pretty confident it'll work if I require them via their absolute path but am trying to understand why it doesn't just work anyway, if they're referenced as a relative path and also exist in the same directory as the script that's running.
So does this mean that the cronjob exists in a seperate environment, and even if it does, why would that cause an issue with pulling in other files in the same directory?


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NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 04:58 [Preview] No.723127 del
>>723126
That's why I don't like beer anymore
All that pissing is hard work


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 04:59 [Preview] No.723128 del
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>>723077
I'll give you the shells leftover from brunch. Glue the pieces back together leaving a hole just big enough to pour in a batter of flour and water. Seal it up then crack into a pan just like you would a normal egg and voila you've got yourself a shitty eggless pancake.

tl;dr you stil have no eggs.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 05:00 [Preview] No.723129 del
>>723125
Post the cron entry


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 05:00 [Preview] No.723130 del
>>723128
That's a good feed.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 05:00 [Preview] No.723131 del
>>723096
decent I guess
I woke up 5 times like I usually do
on the bright side, I didn't have to piss


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 05:01 [Preview] No.723132 del
Possum asked me to give him a cronjob once.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 05:02 [Preview] No.723133 del
>>723128
Nice feed.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 05:02 [Preview] No.723134 del
>>723127
same
unfortunately, there's nothing cheaper to drink


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 05:02 [Preview] No.723135 del
>>723132
Sounds painful.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 05:02 [Preview] No.723136 del
>>723131
i liked your vocaroos


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 05:04 [Preview] No.723137 del
>>723134
The boongs here mix methylated spirits with orange juice


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 05:04 [Preview] No.723138 del


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 05:06 [Preview] No.723139 del
>>723129
SHELL=/usr/bin/zsh
PATH=/home/linodeuser/scraper:/usr/bin

54 16 * * * node scrapeProducts.js >> /home/linodeuser/scraper/test.log


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 05:06 [Preview] No.723140 del
>>723136
fuck
did I made a fool out of myself again?
I don't have the guts to listen to them sober


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 05:07 [Preview] No.723141 del
>>723137
same here
I did that a couple of times when I ran out of money


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 05:09 [Preview] No.723142 del
>>723140
nay mate, you were just being a silly billy. nothing to worry about. hope you're feeling well


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 05:10 [Preview] No.723143 del
>>723140
>I don't have the guts to listen to them sober
We know that feel


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 05:11 [Preview] No.723144 del
>>723097
I've seen the thing and it ain't pretty.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 05:11 [Preview] No.723145 del
>>723144
How dare you! My thing is very pretty.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 05:12 [Preview] No.723146 del
>>723141
A NEETs gotta do what a NEETs gotta do.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 05:13 [Preview] No.723147 del
>>723139
It's irrelevant to the problem, but why are you using zsh to call it? Just use /bin/sh or /bin/bash.
The cron entry should reference the path to scrapeProducts.js
eg
/usr/bin/node /home/linodeuser/scraper/scrapeProducts.js > /home/linodeuser/scraper/test.log 2>&1
Your require() lines inside scrapeProducts.js should be relative to scrapeProducts.js, eg require('../mymodules/foo.js')


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 05:13 [Preview] No.723148 del
>>723121
probably a glass of expensive scotch in front of her


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 05:15 [Preview] No.723149 del
I have not swept under my bed.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 05:17 [Preview] No.723150 del
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NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 05:19 [Preview] No.723151 del
>>723147
I'm using zsh because the env vars for mongo are already sourced in my .zshrc
I am under the impression I don't need to reference the full path to node because its already sourced in my PATH. And it looks like its running correctly because the errors in /var/log/cron are from node itself


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 05:20 [Preview] No.723152 del
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>>723148
If I was a politician I would drink this stuff on my private jet.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 05:21 [Preview] No.723153 del
>>723145
It's an 8.2!


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 05:21 [Preview] No.723154 del
>>723151
Alright then. Sounds like you already know what you're doing.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 05:24 [Preview] No.723155 del
>>723154
🙄
I will try your suggestions


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 05:30 [Preview] No.723156 del
It was attempting to run /home/linodeuser/scrapeProducts.js instead of /home/linodeuser/scraper/scrapeProducts.js
ty muchly
🤒


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 05:35 [Preview] No.723157 del
>>723155
>>723156
I hope you don't use emojis in the work place. I have always regarded blokes that do that as faggots.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 05:35 [Preview] No.723158 del
>>723152
that's 10 times more than I've ever spent on a single bottle


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 05:38 [Preview] No.723159 del
>>723121
Imagine if they had built extra run-offs, reservoirs, irrigation and weirs. Murray Darling, with some work could flood the interior.
All lush and wet from lake eyre to Mt Isa and wash the salt down stream.
Noone will invest more than 4years.
Snowy River project 2.0/Bradshaw Scheme will never happen.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 05:38 [Preview] No.723160 del
>>723158
Yeah, same.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 05:40 [Preview] No.723161 del
There was an abundance of eggs at the shops.
I can loan you one.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 05:41 [Preview] No.723162 del
>>723139
Is this relating to eggs ?


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 05:41 [Preview] No.723163 del
I wonder how many people lost their homes to complicated jewish egg lending schemes over the centuries.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 05:42 [Preview] No.723164 del
>>723157
They are evil.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 05:43 [Preview] No.723165 del
>>723162
The shell goes in the bin.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 05:43 [Preview] No.723166 del
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New vinyl just turned up, as it was sent express post it should have been here Friday, at least it wasn't bent or anything.Time to give the new amp a bit of a workout.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 05:46 [Preview] No.723167 del
Egg NEET must be planning something like this.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 05:53 [Preview] No.723168 del
ride ze lightning


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 05:54 [Preview] No.723169 del
>>723159
>Noone


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 05:56 [Preview] No.723170 del
>>723165
Neighbour cut my lawn, I think.
He's done it before, and I gave him 100 for it.
He said that was too much, I said that it could cover him doing it again next time.
Pretty sure his mower or something broke, I heard him spitting the dummy.
Having a few in the backyard and hiding.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 05:56 [Preview] No.723171 del
>>723169
Okay nuro, katter is someone.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 05:57 [Preview] No.723172 del
>>723170
Someone keeps doing all the edging on the streetline of my street and I've no idea who it is.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 05:59 [Preview] No.723173 del
>>723170
Mines at the point now where I'm waiting for the council to complain at which point I'll tell them to fix it and invoice me.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 06:01 [Preview] No.723174 del
>>723173
Get a sheep


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 06:01 [Preview] No.723175 del
>>723172
Neighbourhood edgers always have their hands in their pockets.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 06:02 [Preview] No.723176 del
>>723173
This sounds like the best system.
How much do they charge?


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 06:03 [Preview] No.723177 del
>>723175
They loiter, waiting for their chance to strike.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 06:04 [Preview] No.723178 del
>>723176
>How much do they charge?
Knowing my council (most corrupt, in debt, and expensive), probably $1500


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 06:06 [Preview] No.723179 del
>>723178
You could buy 5 sheep for that and eat them once they've eaten the lawn.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 06:06 [Preview] No.723180 del
>>723178
Ah. How long have you left it?


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 06:06 [Preview] No.723181 del


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 06:07 [Preview] No.723182 del
Listening to the neighbours missus call the dog a 'dirty old stinky butt'.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 06:09 [Preview] No.723183 del
>>723166
Bet that amp looks really cool without any lights on.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 06:09 [Preview] No.723184 del
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NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 06:10 [Preview] No.723185 del
>>723180
about a year


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 06:13 [Preview] No.723186 del
>>723142
thanks god
I'll try to post a decent one to make up for the other ones


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 06:15 [Preview] No.723187 del
>>723146
thanks for the support neet


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 06:16 [Preview] No.723188 del


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 06:17 [Preview] No.723189 del
>>723166
your tubes gave me a boner


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 06:17 [Preview] No.723190 del
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>>723172
your welcome


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 06:18 [Preview] No.723191 del
>>723182
This made me laugh much more than it should have.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 06:18 [Preview] No.723192 del


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 06:26 [Preview] No.723193 del
>>723184
>why
pupu comes out
>what to do
don't bend over and smell it


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 06:26 [Preview] No.723194 del
still feeling woed
might get some wine


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 06:37 [Preview] No.723195 del
opened a nordy website with plans to touch my neetstick
closed the tab, wasn't feeling it. very little wank activity lately


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 06:39 [Preview] No.723196 del
>>723195
I do much the same.
Usually remember what a loser I am and how the women on the screen wouldn't give me the time of day.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 06:40 [Preview] No.723197 del
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NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 06:41 [Preview] No.723198 del
>>723195
>nordy website
brokenstraightboys?


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 06:41 [Preview] No.723199 del
>>723191
What is the suggested amount?


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 06:41 [Preview] No.723200 del
filled the recycling bin with empties and two garbage bags with boig wrappers from around my computer desk


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 06:43 [Preview] No.723201 del
>>723197
Kate Upton wearing some no-name shitter.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 06:44 [Preview] No.723202 del
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Distressing to think of how much time I waste. Time to get on the goon to make the feeling go away.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 06:45 [Preview] No.723203 del
>>723199
1.4 minutes of sensible chuckling.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 06:46 [Preview] No.723204 del
Haven't had sex in three years


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 06:47 [Preview] No.723205 del
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>>723197
She is not even Jewish. Terrible taste.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 06:47 [Preview] No.723206 del
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>>723204
>tfw never ever


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 06:47 [Preview] No.723207 del
>>723205
I just googled sexy woman with watch


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 06:48 [Preview] No.723208 del
>>723202
I'm 2.75 hours ahead of you.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 06:48 [Preview] No.723209 del
It was a joke post not a look at this woman post.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 06:49 [Preview] No.723210 del
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ghiwtwm


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 06:49 [Preview] No.723211 del
>>723209
I feel like I was born a joke post.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 06:49 [Preview] No.723212 del
>>723194
cheers m8


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 06:50 [Preview] No.723213 del
>>723211
You are a very good NEET and not a joke post at all.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 06:50 [Preview] No.723214 del
>>723210
lol her forearm is longer than his torso


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 06:50 [Preview] No.723215 del
>>723208
I'm trying to work up the confidence to go shopping but I am sober and out of alcohol.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 06:51 [Preview] No.723216 del
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>>723205
(you) have terrible taste in women.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 06:52 [Preview] No.723217 del
sorry for yesterday
https://voca.ro/1cA3jAmV21Sn


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 06:52 [Preview] No.723218 del
>>723215
Have you heard of my wonderful and easy to use online ordering?


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 06:52 [Preview] No.723219 del
>>723147
>not using zsh


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 06:53 [Preview] No.723220 del
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>>723216
I am also the Debicki poster.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 06:54 [Preview] No.723221 del
>>723219
It's probably why Endchan crashes all the time... Ovaltine wrote a webserver in zsh.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 06:58 [Preview] No.723223 del
Might go to Drake's and get some pork. Bit scared though as I haven't been there before. Wish me luck noots.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 06:58 [Preview] No.723224 del
>>723223
Tell them Weber knows Rodger and John-Paul if they give you any grief.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 06:58 [Preview] No.723225 del
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I still laugh when I see this photo.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 06:59 [Preview] No.723226 del
>>723223
Good luck.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 06:59 [Preview] No.723227 del
>>723225
It is good


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 06:59 [Preview] No.723228 del
>>723225
Same face she makes when she sees Weber has clogged the shitter again.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 07:00 [Preview] No.723229 del
I hope Drake's have self serve checkouts. I look like a boong.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 07:03 [Preview] No.723230 del
>>723053
I think one Medieval Spanish building - made by the Moors - has a wooden structure which basically turned to stone since it was in (mineral) water for centuries.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 07:04 [Preview] No.723231 del
>>723230
I was shocked at how solid it was, my hand saw would barely scratch it.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 07:09 [Preview] No.723233 del
>>723232
>bartender
jana confirmed for elite gooner


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 07:10 [Preview] No.723234 del
>>723232
>1. WomboSec Senior Executive
>2. NEET
>3. Marsupial
>4. traitorous e-whore
>5. liquor merchant


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 07:10 [Preview] No.723235 del
>>723225
>>723229
There was a half-decent young qt negress at teh self-serves at Woolies the other day. Polite too. Cruisey would've been blushing. Spoke to her first asking if any machines took cash then again because the register thought I'd stolen something. When she swiped her ID overhead footage of me bagging the last item was playing on repeat. She selected the 'ignore' option. The days of marking meats as tomatoes are over!


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 07:12 [Preview] No.723236 del
>>723231
Where you got the mineral rich water?


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 07:13 [Preview] No.723237 del
>>723232
Men who tel me I'm not dying
Men who tell other people what to do
Men who point cameras at me
Men who give me booze
Men who make sure I don't go to jail

She is a very simple old fashioned girl really.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 07:13 [Preview] No.723238 del
>>723236
I feed it to my tomatoes.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 07:13 [Preview] No.723239 del
>>723232
>other shocking news: Jana Hocking is still single and she is clueless why


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 07:16 [Preview] No.723240 del
>>723237
>Men who tell other people what to do
Actually man who tell her what to do.
It's weird that you wrote all correctly but that one.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 07:17 [Preview] No.723241 del
>>723240
She was getting off on him yelling at others


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 07:19 [Preview] No.723242 del
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12261801/Carrie-Bickmores-ex-Chris-Walker-busted-lusting-dating-columnist-Jana-Hocking.html
>Carrie Bickmore's ex Chris Walker is now busted lusting over dating columnist Jana Hocking's saucy photo with Candice Warner - and she looks just like The Project star
They do look somewhat alike. A big ego boost for her


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 07:19 [Preview] No.723243 del
>>723241
and the pay packet
same as with the lawyer


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 07:20 [Preview] No.723244 del
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I want to make blackberry and cream pie.
How do I make a blackberry and cream pie?


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 07:20 [Preview] No.723245 del
>>723242
I bet jana paid her to write that.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 07:21 [Preview] No.723246 del
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Tonight on womboflix will be Air Crash Investigations - Mayday 13: Terror In Paradise at 7pm AEST.

On the weekend we'll have Spiderman (2002) and Wag The Dog (1997). I have seen none of these and can only hope voting neets have good taste.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 07:25 [Preview] No.723247 del
>>723246
I already watched that last night. Can we watch a playthu video of far cry 6 pls thanx.
t. moofiesneet


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 07:26 [Preview] No.723248 del
>>723247
You're an absolute cockhead.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 07:28 [Preview] No.723249 del
>>723247
>>723248
If you two don't behave I will destroy the universe.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 07:29 [Preview] No.723250 del
>>723249
If you destroy the universe I will shit my pants.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 07:30 [Preview] No.723251 del
>>723244
Get a blackberry pie and cream on it.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 07:31 [Preview] No.723252 del
>>723250
You're going to shit your pants regardless.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 07:31 [Preview] No.723253 del
>>723244
You need blackberrys you racist woit dog.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 07:31 [Preview] No.723254 del
>>723252
I'm shitting 'em right now.


NIGGA NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 07:35 [Preview] No.723255 del
test


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 07:37 [Preview] No.723256 del
>>723255
No dogs or cats here for you to eat, Chang.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 07:38 [Preview] No.723257 del
>>723256
Threre's some white dogs.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 07:38 [Preview] No.723258 del
>>723257
We're all boongs here.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 07:39 [Preview] No.723259 del
>Madhya Pradesh: India man arrested for urinating on tribal worker
Based Pajeet


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 07:40 [Preview] No.723260 del
Misso farted in the kitchen while cleaning it and pick up the tempo whole I lay on the headrest of the couchbed while playing this on the TV
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kfTCDH9owds [Embed]

Hedonistic boongery has ruined my level.
I stole her hot water bottle.

Put it on my tummy


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 07:40 [Preview] No.723261 del
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NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 07:41 [Preview] No.723262 del
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NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 07:41 [Preview] No.723263 del
>>723258
I'm not


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 07:41 [Preview] No.723264 del
>>723261
Wizzy fingered her in a nightclub once.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 07:41 [Preview] No.723265 del
>>723263
Yes you are.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 07:42 [Preview] No.723266 del
>>723262
I think he's lost it.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 07:42 [Preview] No.723267 del
>>723263
yes you are


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 07:42 [Preview] No.723268 del
>>723263
Yeah you're a boong mate


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 07:47 [Preview] No.723269 del
>>723073
Based.

>>723088
Hot!

>>723101
RIP.

>>723117
Neat video but all the interruptions degrade it.

>>723126
Cute.

>>723128
Brunch club.

>>723137
Add a splash of boot polish to make it fancy.

>>723150
Smiley.

>>723157
>do that as faggots.
Hot!

>>723165
kek

>>723166
Looks comfy.

>>723167
Thicc.

>>723170
>Having a few in the backyard and hiding.
NEET lyfe.

>>723175
kek

>>723177
Hot!

>>723188
I like the gifs too.

>>723193
kek

>>723198
>brokenstraightboys
You almost got it correct. 👏

>>723217
Not bad.

>>723225
It is good in that banner.

>>723233
You would have to be to write that crap.

>>723239
Hopefully she'll disappear like Nadia soon enough.

>>723246
Looking forward to it.

>>723259
Needful tradition.

>>723260
>Put it on my tummy
You needed it!


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NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 07:49 [Preview] No.723271 del
going to watch more of my program now, you lot be quiet


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 07:49 [Preview] No.723272 del
Took a short cut along the single lane back roads from Summer Bay to Woodshire. All WHITE Aus, all the way, one kid threw me the roman as I roll'd past. Just soaking in the BASED. Got back just as the last rays of the setting sun was piercing the forrest tunnel of the mountain pass suddenly making it impossible to see through the filthy windscreen of the Falcon on the blind hairpins. Lit the fire and having the first of the new pixxas, soon I won't be able to see my own breath.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 07:50 [Preview] No.723273 del
>>723269
Well tower posted.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 07:50 [Preview] No.723274 del
>>723269
Much (you)fullness


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 07:51 [Preview] No.723275 del
>>723272
Sounds comfy.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 07:51 [Preview] No.723276 del
>>723272
You're not fooling anyone chink


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 07:51 [Preview] No.723277 del
>>723272
I'm sure all of that happened.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 07:54 [Preview] No.723278 del
>>723273
>>723274
Thank (You)!


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 07:55 [Preview] No.723279 del
>>723272
>Summer Bay
Fuck off, Alf.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 07:55 [Preview] No.723280 del
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>>723254
For a hard earned thirst.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 07:55 [Preview] No.723281 del
>>723272
>Summer Bay
Isn't real.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 07:56 [Preview] No.723282 del
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NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 07:57 [Preview] No.723283 del
>>723281
What about coffs harbour?


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 07:57 [Preview] No.723284 del


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 07:57 [Preview] No.723285 del
>>723283
Coughs


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 07:58 [Preview] No.723286 del
gonna shid


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 07:58 [Preview] No.723287 del
>>723282
>stone the bleeding crows are them bloody NEETs posting me photo on that blooming innernet again?


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 07:58 [Preview] No.723288 del
>>723283
Maybe.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 07:59 [Preview] No.723289 del
>>723280
That guy looks so happy


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 07:59 [Preview] No.723290 del
>>723269
thanks


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 07:59 [Preview] No.723291 del
>>723288
Must be real, otherwise where did I get drunk all those times.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 08:00 [Preview] No.723292 del
Fucken Chicken Knight hiding peas and carrots under my bloody crumbed snags and chips again.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 08:01 [Preview] No.723293 del
>>723292
bastards


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 08:02 [Preview] No.723294 del
>>723289
My autism is so bad you might as well be talking about this picture >>723282


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 08:02 [Preview] No.723295 del
>>723293
It's like they want me to accidentally a vegetable


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 08:03 [Preview] No.723296 del
>>723294
Give Alf a long neck and he'd look happy


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 08:05 [Preview] No.723297 del
>>723291
Are you real?


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 08:05 [Preview] No.723298 del
>>723295
Someone tried to tell me chips are vegetables once


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 08:06 [Preview] No.723299 del
>>723295
CHICKEN BURGAH!


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 08:07 [Preview] No.723300 del
>>723297
Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 08:08 [Preview] No.723301 del
>>723298
potatoes are vegetables


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 08:08 [Preview] No.723302 del
>>723300
John waynes real name was Marion.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 08:09 [Preview] No.723303 del
>>723302
and xe sucked cocks


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 08:12 [Preview] No.723304 del


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 08:13 [Preview] No.723305 del
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Is this russian chicken powder?


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 08:13 [Preview] No.723306 del
>>723298
They are.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 08:14 [Preview] No.723307 del
>>723300
Can you suck a golf ball through a garden hose?


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 08:14 [Preview] No.723308 del
>>723305
Doesn't look real to me.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 08:18 [Preview] No.723309 del
>>723307
Only one NEET could do such a thing and he died.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 08:19 [Preview] No.723310 del


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 08:20 [Preview] No.723311 del
>>723309
he never existed


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 08:20 [Preview] No.723312 del
>>723311
Who sucked up all those golfballs then?


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 08:22 [Preview] No.723313 del


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 08:23 [Preview] No.723314 del
>>723313
Am I dead then?


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 08:24 [Preview] No.723315 del
>>723305
GB is Spanish. The particular cubes are Ukranian.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 08:25 [Preview] No.723316 del
>>723314
you will be soon


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 08:25 [Preview] No.723317 del
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NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 08:26 [Preview] No.723318 del
>>723315
Chicken stock cubes?


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NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 08:27 [Preview] No.723320 del


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 08:28 [Preview] No.723322 del
>>723320
Thank you.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 08:31 [Preview] No.723323 del
a timeline I'm not allowed to think about anymore


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 08:33 [Preview] No.723324 del
we should become train robbers


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 08:34 [Preview] No.723325 del
the gape train robbery


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 08:38 [Preview] No.723326 del
We steal gapes from the rich and give them to the gapeless.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 08:39 [Preview] No.723327 del
It is our pledge to thee our nation that no free man shall go wanting of gape


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 08:43 [Preview] No.723329 del
>>723328
shoulda jus gave her a durrie


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 08:44 [Preview] No.723330 del
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NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 08:53 [Preview] No.723332 del
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NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 08:54 [Preview] No.723333 del
Chips and potato gems for dindins
Barely said anything at the table. Can't stand being in the same room as the disgusting perverted tranny freak who probably gets fucked up his arse on the weekends


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 08:54 [Preview] No.723334 del
>>723333
Quads indicate the tranny does get buggered.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 08:55 [Preview] No.723335 del
what does a heart attack feel like neets? Is fifo here?


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 08:56 [Preview] No.723336 del
>>723333
>Chips and potato gems for dindins
It should be one or the other. What did they accompany?


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 08:57 [Preview] No.723337 del
>>723335
Like a torn muscle but inside you but it won't go away and it gets worse and worse and you have a huge sense of shit being wrong.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 08:57 [Preview] No.723338 del
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NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 08:58 [Preview] No.723339 del
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Ready.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 08:59 [Preview] No.723340 del
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>>723339
Me too.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 09:02 [Preview] No.723341 del
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Get in here neets, the tv show is starting: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 09:03 [Preview] No.723342 del
>>723336
There was a greek salad that I didn't eat


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 09:05 [Preview] No.723343 del
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>tfw 380 posts to catch up on


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 09:07 [Preview] No.723344 del
>>723342
>salad that I didn't eat
That's fine.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 09:08 [Preview] No.723345 del


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 09:14 [Preview] No.723346 del
>>723342
>greek


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 09:16 [Preview] No.723347 del
>>723340
You look good.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 09:33 [Preview] No.723348 del
I just coughed up a small aboriginal


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 09:33 [Preview] No.723349 del
>>723348
What will you do with it?


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 09:34 [Preview] No.723350 del
>>723349
Adopt him for the tax benefits


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 09:35 [Preview] No.723351 del
>>723349
He should give it a goon bag and half a ciggie.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 09:39 [Preview] No.723352 del
been doin' sum ponderin'


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 09:41 [Preview] No.723353 del
i forgot to say, had another gf dream last night. she picked a flower while walking home and gave it to me, she picked it because it's purple and she knows i like purple


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 09:43 [Preview] No.723354 del
>>723304
Beyond based


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 09:44 [Preview] No.723355 del
>>723354
Based cubed.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 09:45 [Preview] No.723356 del
Ate all the BBQ chicken drummets.
Covered them in honey, soy and sweet chilli when almost done.
Strawberry nesquick and jersy caramels and rice crackers


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 09:46 [Preview] No.723357 del
maybe one more peanut butter sandwich


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 09:46 [Preview] No.723358 del
>>723356
>soy
so new pronouns are in order?


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 09:46 [Preview] No.723359 del
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NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 09:46 [Preview] No.723360 del
>>723333
What sauce?


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 09:47 [Preview] No.723361 del
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NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 09:49 [Preview] No.723363 del
>>723336
>It should be one or the other
queer


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 09:50 [Preview] No.723364 del
>>723359
My exact body type


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 09:50 [Preview] No.723365 del
>>723363
A very un-based post.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 09:51 [Preview] No.723366 del
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NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 09:52 [Preview] No.723367 del
>>723365
monk's dinner was extremely based, pretending to be some nannystater isn't


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 09:52 [Preview] No.723368 del
>>723356
It's what you needed!


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 09:53 [Preview] No.723369 del
>>723367
Possum asked me to dress up as a nannystater once.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 09:53 [Preview] No.723370 del


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 09:54 [Preview] No.723371 del
>>723369
no he didn't


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 09:55 [Preview] No.723372 del
Possum thought I was based once. I was cringe.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 09:56 [Preview] No.723373 del
>>723371
Well tbh it was more like he ordered me to.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 09:59 [Preview] No.723374 del
>>723370
It's natural enemy.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 09:59 [Preview] No.723375 del
the possum slander must end


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 09:59 [Preview] No.723376 del
had some chamomile tea to settle myself down after the chest pains. Seems like I've gotten addicted to sedatives again and can no longer calm down without them


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 10:01 [Preview] No.723378 del
>>723376
junkie getting his fix, sad to see


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 10:01 [Preview] No.723379 del
>>723376
That's not good, are you feeling alright now?


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 10:01 [Preview] No.723380 del


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 10:02 [Preview] No.723381 del
>>723376
It is good you are feeling better.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 10:07 [Preview] No.723382 del
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NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 10:08 [Preview] No.723383 del
>>723379
yeah, I need to do more exercise, but never do


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 10:14 [Preview] No.723384 del
>>723383
It can be hard to get in the habit of


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 10:17 [Preview] No.723385 del
>>723375
This is why possum no longer posts here.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 10:17 [Preview] No.723386 del


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 10:19 [Preview] No.723387 del
>>723332
Bean disaster. Threw them into the slow cooker with some carrots, onions, passata, beef stock, and pork. Too many beans, far too many. It is no longer stew with beans but beans with stew. Woe.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 10:19 [Preview] No.723388 del
>>723246
>Spiderman (2002) and Wag The Dog (1997).
Finally some good fucking films.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 10:20 [Preview] No.723389 del
>>723387
Woe, can you add other stuff to balance it?


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 10:23 [Preview] No.723390 del
>>723389
He should put in some beans.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 10:25 [Preview] No.723391 del
I want a sausage and egg sandwich.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 10:26 [Preview] No.723392 del
Didn't go to the club tonight


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 10:28 [Preview] No.723393 del
>>723392
You made it to an important event though.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 10:33 [Preview] No.723394 del
>>723393
I guess


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 10:34 [Preview] No.723395 del
Nuro used to ride his ebike through cyclones, claiming it was for scientific research


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 10:34 [Preview] No.723396 del
>>723394
It was a shame they didn't die though


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 10:35 [Preview] No.723397 del
Garn sleep.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 10:35 [Preview] No.723398 del


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 10:35 [Preview] No.723399 del
>>723396
They didn't even crash


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 10:36 [Preview] No.723400 del
>>723399
Can we sue for false advertising?


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 10:37 [Preview] No.723401 del
Total possum death!


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 10:40 [Preview] No.723402 del
>>723397
Goon night.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 10:40 [Preview] No.723403 del
which neet asked for air crash investigations?


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 10:48 [Preview] No.723404 del
>>723403
you did


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 11:07 [Preview] No.723405 del
Gym time


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 11:21 [Preview] No.723406 del
what are youtube neets watching right now?


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 11:22 [Preview] No.723407 del
>>723405
Have a good lift.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 11:26 [Preview] No.723408 del
>>723403
Probably the same idiot who makes all the blatantly wrong comments during movies.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 11:27 [Preview] No.723409 del
Have a Blessed day Neets, o7


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 11:33 [Preview] No.723410 del
>>723389
I've mostly corrected the balance but the slow cooker is very full and the bean balance is still pretty bean heavy. I'm going to simmer it down for a bit.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 11:38 [Preview] No.723411 del
>>723406
Nothing, I was converting some TV episodes to a DVD for Motherbat.
Now I may watch something.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 11:39 [Preview] No.723412 del
Got some eggs today. Also got some bread and colby cheese. I intend to fry the eggs tomorrow and have them on cheese which is on turn buttered toast. Looking forward to it.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 11:39 [Preview] No.723413 del
>>723412
Sounds nice.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 11:50 [Preview] No.723414 del
>>723406
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AZX6awZq5Z0 [Embed]


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 11:51 [Preview] No.723415 del
>>723410
A bean disaster.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 11:52 [Preview] No.723416 del
>>723412
Sounds eggsellent.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 11:54 [Preview] No.723417 del
>>723415
I have changed my assessment. It is undesirable but not a bean disaster.
>>723416
I am actually quite excited. I am not sure if my excitement indicates I live a rather sad and pathetic life or I am just a Hobbit.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 11:57 [Preview] No.723418 del
>>723411
What's Motherbat watching?


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 11:59 [Preview] No.723419 del
>>723418
Season 7 of Outlander. I burned the first 3 episodes. The 4th airs this weekend when I'll be down there.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 12:19 [Preview] No.723420 del
>>723406
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ric2wHzPfcM [Embed]


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 12:21 [Preview] No.723421 del
>>723417
>or I am just a Hobbit.
How hairy are your feet?


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 12:28 [Preview] No.723422 del
Pressing my erection against my thigh.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 12:31 [Preview] No.723423 del
>>723420
The amount of time developers waste jerking off over IDEs and editors and all that shit astounds me.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 12:32 [Preview] No.723424 del
>>723423
Yeah. Optimising a workflow they don't even have. Embarrassed to say I fell into it with /g/tier loonix shit


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 12:34 [Preview] No.723425 del
>>723422
Don't get yourself pregnant


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 12:44 [Preview] No.723426 del
>>723425
NEET baby mk3


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 12:57 [Preview] No.723427 del
Neet baby sounds like a euphemism for poo.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 13:01 [Preview] No.723428 del
Got myself an Asian girlfriend. She's nice and tight and ready to fight for my white cock.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 13:04 [Preview] No.723429 del
My gf told me to get a job. I told her no. You work, I stay home and be a dole bludger.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 13:06 [Preview] No.723430 del
The BEST A NEETs should get CB radios


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 13:07 [Preview] No.723431 del
>>723427
They are falling right out of us


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 13:08 [Preview] No.723432 del
>>723428
Who does she have to fight for it?


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 13:13 [Preview] No.723433 del
>>723428
is it true that asian women have brown pussy?


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 13:14 [Preview] No.723434 del
>>723432
Nothing, I'm surprised she stuck around for this long. Told her I'm not getting married.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 13:15 [Preview] No.723435 del
>>723433
Oh it's that Romaniancel from 4chan? I liked ozone. My favourite pop group (although from Moldova)


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 13:15 [Preview] No.723436 del
>>723434
>I'm surprised she stuck around for this long.
You only posted about her today, so less than a day?


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 13:15 [Preview] No.723437 del
She doesn't live with me, I couldn't stand living with a foid permanently


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 13:17 [Preview] No.723438 del
>>723437
I live with a couple of folds permanently


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 13:18 [Preview] No.723439 del
>>723438

Well forgot to include my mother. She's on the pension.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 13:20 [Preview] No.723440 del
>>723439
I replaced foids with folds in my post


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 13:20 [Preview] No.723441 del
>>723436
A day can be a lieftime when you're in love with a fiery asiatic woman.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 13:21 [Preview] No.723442 del
My father is 11 years younger than my mother kek. Wage cuck still working while my mother is on the aged pension.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 13:21 [Preview] No.723443 del
>>723433
No but it is horizontal rather than vertical


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 13:21 [Preview] No.723444 del
>>723442
They got married when he was 14 and she was 25


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 13:22 [Preview] No.723445 del
>>723444
What a dirty bitch


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 13:22 [Preview] No.723446 del
>>723443
You should hear the noise they make when they slide down banisters.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 13:22 [Preview] No.723447 del
>>723446
Whizzing to the extreme!


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 13:23 [Preview] No.723448 del
>>723444
I'm a 45 year old virgin.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 13:32 [Preview] No.723449 del
>>723435
there are at least a dozen gypsies on 4chan
unless you get a little more specific, we're never gonna find out if you're talking about me
https://youtube.com/watch?v=b5Pn1X1_a64 [Embed]
this might be better


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 13:33 [Preview] No.723450 del
>>723443
uhm wut> ?
how does that even work?


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 13:34 [Preview] No.723451 del
Knock it off, IGA


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 13:36 [Preview] No.723452 del
going to bed
have to put the bin out tomorrow


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 13:44 [Preview] No.723453 del
>>723452
Don't forget to put thr bin out


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 13:48 [Preview] No.723454 del
Going to piss all over Weber's bins handles and shit on his doorstep.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 13:48 [Preview] No.723455 del
>>723438
One of them is a tranny.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 13:48 [Preview] No.723456 del
>>723444
>he was 14
You fucking what? Are you sure you aren't the Romanian here?


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 13:49 [Preview] No.723457 del
The NEET Council,(Excluding Possum by his own honourable request), would like to announce that submissions are open for the recipient of the 7th Annual NEET Gangbang.
Due to recent events we will not be accepting e-whores for consideration.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 13:50 [Preview] No.723458 del
>>723457
RIP Ryan. She had a good run here.
I nominate the woolies negress.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 13:50 [Preview] No.723459 del
No man is a true believer unless he desires for his brother that, what he desires for himself.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 13:50 [Preview] No.723460 del
>>723452
sleep as tight as >>723428


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 13:51 [Preview] No.723461 del
>>723460
Gape my arse and shit in it.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 13:51 [Preview] No.723462 del
>>723459
Are you saying I should let my brother bang my gf?


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 13:52 [Preview] No.723463 del
shit sorry I accidently did the blue thing


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 13:52 [Preview] No.723464 del
>>723456
kek
my parents made me at 30 or smth (the age gap between them is 2 years)
I guess that explains a lot


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 13:53 [Preview] No.723465 del
>>723462
Your gf should let you bang your brother.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 13:53 [Preview] No.723466 del
>>723458
Ryan was a sexy poof, I'll give him that.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 13:53 [Preview] No.723467 del
>>723465
But I hate him


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 13:55 [Preview] No.723469 del
>>723461
kinda gay


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 13:55 [Preview] No.723470 del


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 13:56 [Preview] No.723471 del
>>723459
That only works if you like your brother.
Am I condemned to alife of devil worship and nigromancy just because my brother is a cunt?


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 13:59 [Preview] No.723472 del


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 14:05 [Preview] No.723473 del
>>723468
I was just making a joke about stereotypes of Romanians. I didn't mean to be rude. I agree it is very unfortunate to see women and girls ending up in prostitution.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 14:06 [Preview] No.723474 del
niggermancy


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 14:06 [Preview] No.723475 del
>>723474
*8I have called Cruisey a nigromancer more thn once before**


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 14:07 [Preview] No.723476 del
woops


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 14:08 [Preview] No.723477 del
breddy gud english romanian
didn't know what to expect


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 14:10 [Preview] No.723478 del
The Romanian girl I went out with had a big bum.
But it was very round and well shaped.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 14:11 [Preview] No.723479 del
>>723475
The first full song on bass I learnt was black magic woman


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 14:12 [Preview] No.723480 del
>>723478
I like women in tight dresses and hijabs.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 14:13 [Preview] No.723481 del
>>723479
SHe's tryna make a devil out of me


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 14:16 [Preview] No.723483 del
This guy cracks me up. Holy shit.
He can't be IGA because IGA was never this funny.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 14:16 [Preview] No.723484 del
>>723483
Lol, yeah tbh that is the only reason he is not IGA.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 14:19 [Preview] No.723485 del
>>723481
I am picturing you swaying those hips to a Cuban beat.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 14:22 [Preview] No.723487 del
>>723485
I will admit to shuffling my feet a little to Santana


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 14:24 [Preview] No.723488 del
Jesus said love thy brothers but he didn't have any brothers and neither did God.
Caine and Abel were the first brothers and look how that turned out.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 14:26 [Preview] No.723489 del
>>723487
Weber used to impress girls at red square with his break dancing skills. To this day they have a dance called "The Wombler" named after his signature move but no one else has been able to do it.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 14:29 [Preview] No.723490 del
sl3p


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 14:30 [Preview] No.723491 del
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NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 14:40 [Preview] No.723492 del
>>723488
Timothy was his brother, maybe.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 14:50 [Preview] No.723493 del
>>723491
>>723489
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ngdYGCavAyY [Embed]


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 14:56 [Preview] No.723494 del
>>723492
Timothy is not a very Godly name.
No offence to any NEETs named Timothy


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 14:59 [Preview] No.723495 del
>>723494
The gospel of Tim is the best one.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 15:00 [Preview] No.723496 del
Read this on 4chan. Made me think of NK.

Listen here jeets, you dont know me, but i literally fuck kangeroos for fun before i kill them and roast them on a spit. They look kind of like humans with tails and once you get used to raping them, its almost like a real girl.
Have you ever heard a kangaroo squeel in erotic terror before? Its a sound you'll never forget. Its enough to give a grown man night terrors for the rest of his life. Most of these red kangas, or 'big reds' as I call 'em are over 6 feet, have muscles of steel, a 6 pack and pack more testorone than a maximum security inmate. And i just grab 'em, by the tail, and fuck them half to death. Then i squewer the beast like a wild hog and cook it up with a side of potatos. I've lost count of how many kangaroos I've raped. Its probably over 100 now. My kangaroo fucking days are over now, i have a wife and she keeps me mostly satisfied. But i still get hard at the sound of a kangaroo squealing in agony as i ram my man hood up its stinking cunt hole. I really miss it.
You jeets are kind of pertty. Remind me allot of kangaroos. Soft, furry, nice fat rump. Why reading your comments got me real excited for a kangaroo fuck fest starting in india.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 15:18 [Preview] No.723497 del
>>723496
Good lord. Do the reds even get hunted? I've only known the eastern greys to be so.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 15:19 [Preview] No.723498 del
>>723497
When I was a kid, I used to think the red ones were boys and grey ones were girls.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 15:45 [Preview] No.723499 del
>>723498
Deepest lore.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 15:45 [Preview] No.723500 del
Dan's discount bins for bottled goon are not worth it.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 15:53 [Preview] No.723501 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=k2d6iwOSAfQ [Embed]


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 15:55 [Preview] No.723502 del
stroking my balls
got an erection again


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 16:03 [Preview] No.723503 del
>>723502
I'll let you fuck my Asian gf


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 16:04 [Preview] No.723504 del
>>723502
Give them a pat for me.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 16:05 [Preview] No.723505 del
Welcome thinks he get a gf, he's unemployed and spends most of his time at the gym. I never touched a weight in my life and have had Asian girls rubbing against my cock.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 16:05 [Preview] No.723506 del
>>723505
I meant decline*


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 16:08 [Preview] No.723507 del
I might go to a DES provider. I want to work.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 16:10 [Preview] No.723508 del
I'm a professional dole bludger. Long term unemployed with no job provider. I get paid fortnightly to sit on my arse. Don't need to do work for the dole or shitty courses kek.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 16:16 [Preview] No.723509 del
Well come Asian gf sounds like a rub and tug


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 16:18 [Preview] No.723510 del
Hi


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 16:19 [Preview] No.723511 del
>>723506
Who are you talking about?


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 16:20 [Preview] No.723512 del
Decline the incel
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4B57_IatTGo [Embed]


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 16:29 [Preview] No.723513 del
Weird hiw much attention you lot give random people


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 17:29 [Preview] No.723514 del
Did a little vomit. Might have another small choof.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 17:32 [Preview] No.723515 del
>>723514
Is misso home?


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 17:33 [Preview] No.723516 del
>>723515
Asleep


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 17:33 [Preview] No.723517 del
I've been watching Jack Ryan for the past few hours


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 17:46 [Preview] No.723518 del
>>723517
ill chuck it on


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 17:51 [Preview] No.723519 del
>>723518
The first couple of episodes are pretty good.
I'm up to the second season and sort of tuned out.
Theres a fair bit of foreign language so you have to read the subtitles, so I dont really know whats going on now.
First season was about Arabs, second is about Mexicans.
Ideas are from Tom Clancy books and he's a producer.
Has actors from the office, the wire and the white house show with Kevin Spacey.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 19:03 [Preview] No.723520 del
Two double coat timtams used as straws with a cup of milk down the hatch


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 20:23 [Preview] No.723521 del
Should go to sleep


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 20:56 [Preview] No.723522 del
morning neetbros


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 21:03 [Preview] No.723523 del
>>723522
Good morning NEET.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 21:04 [Preview] No.723524 del
>>723518
Chux it on!


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 21:06 [Preview] No.723525 del
>>723491
Pepe dog looks
>feels bad man


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 21:09 [Preview] No.723526 del
>>723483
He's International Cruisey.

>>723486
Gypsies got him.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 21:11 [Preview] No.723527 del
>>723448
Whizzing through life alone.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 21:13 [Preview] No.723528 del


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 21:37 [Preview] No.723529 del
>>723448
Just think of all the normie diseases you're avoiding


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 21:58 [Preview] No.723530 del
it rain


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 22:03 [Preview] No.723531 del


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 22:12 [Preview] No.723532 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4Dj8IJbP41c [Embed]
Did you guys here there was supposedly a transcript of the comms between the boat and that titan sub thing leaked? I didn't.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 22:25 [Preview] No.723533 del
>>723531
Enough to make me drag my feet getting mondsters and breakkayie


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 23:13 [Preview] No.723534 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 23:14 [Preview] No.723535 del
Got double stuffed mint Oreos for breakfast. Should have got normal ones.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 23:27 [Preview] No.723536 del
>>723523
>>723522
Morning NEETs.


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 23:36 [Preview] No.723537 del
M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-MEGABUSSY!!


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 23:39 [Preview] No.723538 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BIkERifs3OM [Embed]


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 23:42 [Preview] No.723539 del
>>723478
nice for you man
any ass is better than no ass


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 23:44 [Preview] No.723540 del
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NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 23:46 [Preview] No.723541 del


NEET 07/05/2023 (Wed) 23:47 [Preview] No.723542 del
>>723541
I feel like throwing up


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 00:33 [Preview] No.723545 del
>>723544
>researchers discover people want a root after a few drinks


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 00:59 [Preview] No.723546 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XT7-lI5anzA [Embed]
this might be alright on a wednesday night


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 01:06 [Preview] No.723547 del
>>723530
Put the bin out


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 01:08 [Preview] No.723548 del
>>723547
I put it out. It was actually 2 bin day, so I put the recycling out too.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 01:17 [Preview] No.723549 del
need to do some coding and finish my thing


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 01:21 [Preview] No.723550 del
>>723549
One of the NEETs told me my thing wasn't pretty yesterday.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 01:21 [Preview] No.723551 del
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Apparently this is 'kino', and that didn't come from Numo.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 01:22 [Preview] No.723552 del
How is Monk planning on paying the Wombosec invoice when it arrives?


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NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 01:29 [Preview] No.723557 del
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NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 01:31 [Preview] No.723559 del
big boid


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 01:32 [Preview] No.723560 del
>>723546
I bet nobody crashes.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 01:40 [Preview] No.723561 del
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>>723544
>me after cracking open another six pack


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 01:42 [Preview] No.723562 del
>>723536
Mornin' pork chop!


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 01:46 [Preview] No.723563 del
12.6/7.6


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 01:46 [Preview] No.723564 del
>>723562
Your a pork chop


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 01:47 [Preview] No.723565 del
The bom says it's not going to rain but there is evil looking clouds everywhere
And I have to go shopping


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 01:54 [Preview] No.723566 del
Awake before 12 but almost nodding off in my desk chair

>>723552
I'll discuss writing off the bill with my account manager


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 01:57 [Preview] No.723567 del
>>723566
Get Cruisey to put it under misc mong expenses.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 02:19 [Preview] No.723568 del
might have a double dare


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 02:28 [Preview] No.723570 del
About to make my third trip to the shitter. Rock hard and as girthy as possum.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GAWwplAFLRc [Embed]


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 02:32 [Preview] No.723571 del
(118.29 KB 1000x1000 Wombosec.jpg)


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 02:34 [Preview] No.723572 del
>>723565
>The chance of a thunderstorm in the late morning and afternoon, possibly severe.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 02:35 [Preview] No.723573 del


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 02:35 [Preview] No.723574 del
>>723573
12.9/5.1 now


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 02:36 [Preview] No.723575 del
>>723573
Temperature, actual and 'feels like'


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 02:40 [Preview] No.723576 del
>>723568
I dare you to, in fact I double dare you to.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 02:41 [Preview] No.723577 del
>>723576
i'm nearly done
gonna shit on your living room floor in an hour or so


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 02:41 [Preview] No.723578 del
>>723575
Internal or external bussy reading?


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 02:42 [Preview] No.723579 del
>>723578
Official BOM reading from a station nearme


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 02:46 [Preview] No.723580 del
>>723577
look forward to slipping in it and breaking my spine


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 02:46 [Preview] No.723581 del


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 02:54 [Preview] No.723582 del
Would really like to see the new Mission Impossible at the sinema.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 02:56 [Preview] No.723583 del
>>723582
>sinema
spelled wrong, but not entirely inappropriate


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 02:57 [Preview] No.723584 del
Sinenema


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 02:59 [Preview] No.723585 del
Loudest bin in the street again.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 03:02 [Preview] No.723586 del
Big cooking day.
Making all the soup, pumpkin, pea and ham, borsche, BEAN curry.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 03:04 [Preview] No.723587 del
>>723583
Киноma


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 03:07 [Preview] No.723588 del
>>723586
Do you eat any solid foods?


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 03:08 [Preview] No.723589 del
Shop'd. Got two cream and custard horns a coffee chill and a ham and salad roll.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 03:09 [Preview] No.723590 del
>>723583
it was intentional ya goose


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 03:11 [Preview] No.723591 del
>>723585
Empty bottles?


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 03:12 [Preview] No.723592 del
>>723591
Yeah, bottom half of bin was empty wine bottles, followed by mondster and rum cans, with a few pidser boxes on top


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 03:14 [Preview] No.723593 del
>>723592
You need to strategically weave the pizza boxes through it to muffle the noise


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 03:19 [Preview] No.723594 del
The alco couple that lived opposites bin used to sound like an avalanche of glass.
They drank a carton of corona a day at least.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 03:19 [Preview] No.723595 del
2 red bulls and 1 instant, still almost struggling to keep my eyes open

>>723593
He needs to slowly add the cans and bottles to his regular bin over time


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 03:21 [Preview] No.723596 del
>>723588
I made a sandwich while my soup was cooking, there was an apple...uh some nuts. Why post about deez nuts?


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 03:24 [Preview] No.723597 del
>>723585
I love the sound of rattling bottles in the morning.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 03:25 [Preview] No.723598 del
At the NEET Compound we shall just throw all the empties in the bush like the boongs do, it is the natural way.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 03:26 [Preview] No.723599 del
>>723598
Car batteries will have to be thrown in the ocean


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 03:27 [Preview] No.723600 del
There is a tradesman in my neighbours yard having a very loud conversation on his phone.
And he has the volume up so loud I can almost hear the person he's talking to as well.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 03:29 [Preview] No.723601 del
>>723600
Scowl at him through the venetians


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 03:29 [Preview] No.723602 del
>>723600
put on some loud music


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 03:30 [Preview] No.723603 del
>>723601
>>723602
Might go out in my yard and start wanking


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 03:31 [Preview] No.723604 del
monk should become a tradie, it suits him better than cloud engineer


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 03:35 [Preview] No.723605 del
>>723600
Good frontman for the flapping tarp band


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 03:36 [Preview] No.723606 del
>>723605
They are pumping all the drains in the street or somethin too.
It's all very noisy.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 03:52 [Preview] No.723607 del
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Howdy NEEToes, how's it going? thought i'd take a pic like old times.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 03:55 [Preview] No.723608 del
>>723607
Honlo. Going good. Nice watch


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 03:57 [Preview] No.723609 del
im cooking food!


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 03:59 [Preview] No.723610 del
>>723608
Cheers.

>>723609
Watcha cooking?


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 04:00 [Preview] No.723611 del
>>723610
eggs and bacon


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 04:01 [Preview] No.723612 del
>>723607
living the based life


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 04:02 [Preview] No.723613 del
>>723607
Looks nice and comfy.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 04:05 [Preview] No.723614 del
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>>723611
Nice

>>723612
Kinda, room for improvement.

>>723613
Very comfy.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 04:13 [Preview] No.723615 del
>>723614
say meow meow me-meow to the cat for me, he'll understand the reference


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 04:14 [Preview] No.723616 del
The rock hard poos are out. Now the thin gravy is on.
5th trip to the loo resulted in in falling out before my arse hit the seat.
Some how didn't even hit the sides.
Three points from downtown.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 04:16 [Preview] No.723617 del
>>723607
Hello sexy.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 04:16 [Preview] No.723618 del
>>723603
The solution to all life's problems.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 04:17 [Preview] No.723619 del


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 04:19 [Preview] No.723620 del
>>723615
He gave me a funny look.

>>723617
Hey hey


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 04:20 [Preview] No.723621 del
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NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 04:20 [Preview] No.723622 del
>>723620
you fool, you fell for my trap


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 04:21 [Preview] No.723623 del
>>723621
Loved that show when I was a kid

>>723622
fug


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 04:24 [Preview] No.723624 del
noticing more and more tranny shit on porn sites even when its set to straight


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 04:25 [Preview] No.723625 del
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NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 04:25 [Preview] No.723626 del
>>723624
should take that as a sign to quit watching porn, it's all jewish rubbish


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 04:25 [Preview] No.723627 del
>>723625
big double bum


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 04:26 [Preview] No.723628 del
>>723607
Hey! That's a comfy setting you got there.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 04:28 [Preview] No.723629 del
>>723614
Your cat wants a beer.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 04:30 [Preview] No.723630 del
>>723625
Comfy purchases.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 04:30 [Preview] No.723631 del
>>723628
Thanks

>>723629
It's actually the neighbours cat, he comes over every so often, just likes to chill out and get some head pats.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 04:30 [Preview] No.723632 del


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 04:32 [Preview] No.723633 del
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forgot about this boong


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 04:33 [Preview] No.723634 del
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NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 04:34 [Preview] No.723635 del
>>723630
yeah, jaffles are the best winter snack.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 04:36 [Preview] No.723636 del
>>723635
>jaffles
>toasty toasties
>toasted sandwiches
>don't mention the war


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 04:36 [Preview] No.723637 del
>>723632
>Aussie


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 04:37 [Preview] No.723638 del
>>723637
wow racist much?


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 04:38 [Preview] No.723639 del
>>723636
Potato fritters


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 04:43 [Preview] No.723640 del
>>723624
Who do you think owns and jannies these sites?


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 04:44 [Preview] No.723641 del
I prefer jaffas


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 04:45 [Preview] No.723642 del
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I have just realised Perth is North of Sydney. My mind is blown.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 04:47 [Preview] No.723643 del
>>723635
Toasty toasties *


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 04:48 [Preview] No.723644 del
Club Secretary wants to know if I'm okay


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 04:49 [Preview] No.723645 del
>>723640
Shiban is actually sheban.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 04:49 [Preview] No.723646 del
>>723645
You wont get a rise out of xer that easily


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 04:49 [Preview] No.723647 del
>>723642
Backwards maps scare me


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 04:50 [Preview] No.723648 del


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 04:51 [Preview] No.723649 del
>>723647
Australia is all wonky and shit


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 04:53 [Preview] No.723650 del
Perth is geographically closer to east timor than it is to sydney


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 04:55 [Preview] No.723651 del
>>723650
Genetically as well.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 05:07 [Preview] No.723653 del
>>723644
Loomk at them straight in the eye and ask "do I look as though I'm ok" in a very intense voice and then give a slightly crazed laugh at the end.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 05:09 [Preview] No.723654 del
>>723653
I left dinner on Saturday night without really saying goodbye to anybody and didn't go to last night's meeting.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 05:12 [Preview] No.723656 del
>>723654
Klan meeting?


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 05:15 [Preview] No.723657 del
>>723652
But how much with the motor and gearbox?


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 05:17 [Preview] No.723658 del
Doing another shit.
Think it might be from the chicken drummets that were on special.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 05:18 [Preview] No.723659 del
>>723657
Based on the cost of crate engines these days, probably the same again.
The last 20-25% of the work required is not going to be cheap or quick either. You'd be lucky to get on the road for $50k all up.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 05:19 [Preview] No.723660 del
Some cunt will snap it up and let it languish in a shed for the next 15-20 years


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 05:22 [Preview] No.723661 del
>>723660
Not a bad investment tbh.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 05:23 [Preview] No.723662 del
Just got a call from a number in Sydney. It was a white sounding guy that said "oh... ah.. hi, thanks for taking my call", I said hi and he hungup.
I hope white aussies aren't doing spam calls to test which numbers are real


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 05:25 [Preview] No.723663 del
>>723662
Unfortunately there are whites getting in on the phone scamming act.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 05:25 [Preview] No.723664 del
might get some wine and rum and crisps


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 05:27 [Preview] No.723665 del
>>723661
Only if you get it to a roadworthy state first and then hold onto it. There are AC Cobra replicas selling for $100-120k, but they're the immaculately finished ones.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 05:31 [Preview] No.723666 del
>>723607
that doesn't like like a ciggie


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 05:36 [Preview] No.723667 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xppnrjBYPYI [Embed]


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 05:38 [Preview] No.723668 del
>>723662
It was the quickest phone sex I've ever had :)


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 05:38 [Preview] No.723669 del
11.9/4.8


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 05:38 [Preview] No.723670 del
>>723668
Sounded like he came and went


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 05:49 [Preview] No.723671 del
>>723666
special ciggy


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 05:57 [Preview] No.723673 del
>>723665
I mean just keeping it as it is in a shed.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 05:58 [Preview] No.723674 del
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Nice amount of heat in this.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:01 [Preview] No.723675 del
>>723672
That place has a lot of bad reviews mentioning charging for tap water.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:03 [Preview] No.723676 del
And a whole shitload made in the last hour saying indians are lovely, kek


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:05 [Preview] No.723677 del
>>723675
Yes, funny how they lied to the journalist about that. Clearly all those reviews must be lies.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:08 [Preview] No.723678 del
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Even my crisps are concerned


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:08 [Preview] No.723679 del
>>723677
I guess you can point out how shit indians are as long as you don't mention they are indian.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:09 [Preview] No.723680 del
>>723679
I mentioned before how the crime stoppers hotline wouldn't let me specify the race of the people I was reporting and who the patrol would be looking for


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:09 [Preview] No.723681 del
Tried to book a telehealth with my mong doc to get a script. Woman tells me they don't do telehealth anymore. They let it happen anyway due to me having moved away.
How do I transfer my scripts to a new doctor? Aren't they just in some national system?


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:11 [Preview] No.723682 del
>>723666
roll your own baccy


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:14 [Preview] No.723683 del
morning yall


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:14 [Preview] No.723684 del
>>723678
Call them up and eat them really loudly.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:15 [Preview] No.723685 del
what is the best brand of antifreeze?


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:16 [Preview] No.723686 del
>>723684
It is interesting they only put them on the cheese flavoured Doritos and not the green bag that the salsa eating normies might consume.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:16 [Preview] No.723687 del
>>723685
Brand doesn't matter. Just don't mix up the colours.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:17 [Preview] No.723688 del
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thinking about monk


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:18 [Preview] No.723689 del
>>723688
Sexually?


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:19 [Preview] No.723690 del
>>723687
Grimace Shake is made from a 50/50 mix of red and green coolant.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:19 [Preview] No.723691 del
>>723687
Also get the stuff that's ready to go, not the concentrate that you have to mix with water.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:19 [Preview] No.723692 del
Gonna stuck into some fresh kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GJFSmpZjCw


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:20 [Preview] No.723693 del
gonna scream at the neighbour's dog


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:21 [Preview] No.723694 del


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:21 [Preview] No.723695 del
gonna scream at the neet screaming at my dog


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:21 [Preview] No.723696 del
wonder what colorway 90s webby is rocking at the moment


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:21 [Preview] No.723697 del
nuros hands are much slimmer since he started smoking crack


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:23 [Preview] No.723698 del
>>723681
I think it's in the system, not sure, but if you still have your old scripts or the empty pack of medication, just take it all with you to a new doc and tell them you need a new script, shouldn't be any issues, I've had to do it a few times when I couldn't see my regular doc.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:23 [Preview] No.723699 del
>>723690
Guaranteed death.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:24 [Preview] No.723700 del
>>723697
wonder what our boy is actually up to?
No updates to the workshops fb page or yt for over a year. Hope he didn't go bust.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:24 [Preview] No.723701 del
>>723692
Some of these are fake as fuck


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:24 [Preview] No.723702 del
>>723697
>>723700
nuro never was


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:25 [Preview] No.723703 del
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NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:26 [Preview] No.723704 del
>>723702
never was, never will be


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:27 [Preview] No.723705 del
>>723663
>>723662
Probably backpacker scum


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:28 [Preview] No.723706 del
imagine if nofun was behind it all


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:28 [Preview] No.723707 del
>>723696
I had some of these and an Equipment jumper circa 1995. Fatherbot hated the pants, especially leaving the bottom studs undone


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:29 [Preview] No.723708 del
>>723706
That would have been a ruse so cunning it would have got a masters degree in cunning from oxford university


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:29 [Preview] No.723709 del
i will end the neighbour's dog


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:30 [Preview] No.723710 del
>>723707
90s bogan style


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:30 [Preview] No.723711 del


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:31 [Preview] No.723712 del
>>723709
All it wants is for someone to give it a wank.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:31 [Preview] No.723713 del
>>723707
Used to do some sick tags on the trains wearing these.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:31 [Preview] No.723714 del
>>723710
All the teenagers had them about that point in time. I actually had very few branded pieces of clothing. Partly going to a school that required uniform, partly having no idea about what was cool, and partly not liking to ask my parents for anything.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:31 [Preview] No.723715 del
i had a nice kip


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:31 [Preview] No.723716 del
>>723707
You would have looked handsome in them.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:32 [Preview] No.723717 del
>>723714
I mainly wore old school bogan back then,metal tshirts and check shirts.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:33 [Preview] No.723718 del
>wearing shirts


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:33 [Preview] No.723719 del
Gonna have some coles brand pot chicken noodles. Once I drain the water ill put in two slices of plastic cheese, bbq sauce, tomato sauce and mayo. Kind of makes like a poor mans creamy pasta.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:33 [Preview] No.723720 del
>wearing shits


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:34 [Preview] No.723721 del
>>723717
Good old flanno, baggy jeans, big chonker skate shoes.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:34 [Preview] No.723722 del
>>723719
sounds vile but i hope you enjoy the meal


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:35 [Preview] No.723723 del
>>723717
I think I had one flannel druggie shirt in year 9. I think that was bought because I was going camping.
Motherbat bought my clothes and I never really put up any resistance.
Didn't socialise much, so the peer pressure thing around clothing wasn't much of an issue.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:35 [Preview] No.723724 del
>>>723719
NEETs could write a good book on how to bring simple foods to life.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:36 [Preview] No.723725 del
>>723724
There are a couple of 4 ingredient cookbooks around. Motherbat has a couple.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:39 [Preview] No.723726 del
my saliva is thick after the spicy


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:40 [Preview] No.723727 del
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NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:40 [Preview] No.723728 del
weber twisted my nipples off once


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:41 [Preview] No.723729 del
The best thing about that nft/crypto bollocks is the amount of great pepes they made for us for free.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:42 [Preview] No.723730 del
>>723728
Did they grow back?


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:42 [Preview] No.723731 del
>>723725
KFC,chips,soft drink and goon.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:43 [Preview] No.723732 del


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:43 [Preview] No.723733 del
>>723732
That was lucky.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:44 [Preview] No.723734 del
>>723732
Did he keep the nipples and grow a new you?


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:45 [Preview] No.723736 del
>>723734
new, smaller mes grow from the nipples. there are entire factories in south east asian manned by the smaller nipple mes


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:45 [Preview] No.723737 del


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:46 [Preview] No.723738 del
>>723736
NippleClones - Brought to you by Wombosec.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:48 [Preview] No.723739 del
>>723735
Looks interesting.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:48 [Preview] No.723740 del
advanced NEET nipple stem cell therapy.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:48 [Preview] No.723741 del
>>723735
Hows it taste?


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:48 [Preview] No.723742 del
>>723735
Hmmmmm


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:50 [Preview] No.723743 del
>>723741
Delicious. Savoury and creamy.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:50 [Preview] No.723744 del


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:50 [Preview] No.723745 del
You can always tell clones becasue the branches are misaligned.
Dunno if that works with people.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:50 [Preview] No.723746 del
>>723743
Excellent.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:50 [Preview] No.723747 del
Tigers 1-39


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:51 [Preview] No.723748 del
i might be overly nice on here tomorrow


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:51 [Preview] No.723749 del
>>723747
Carn swans


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:52 [Preview] No.723750 del
>>723744
kek
asians are based


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:52 [Preview] No.723751 del
>>723744
You'd be shot for trying to make that ad here.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:53 [Preview] No.723752 del
>>723735
You've been watching too much Larry Lawton


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:56 [Preview] No.723753 del
Larry Lawwwwwwwwton!


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:56 [Preview] No.723754 del
time got away from me and my afternoon walk is going to be a bit later, going to have a shower and wash my arse for it now


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:57 [Preview] No.723755 del
>>723753
Imagine being proud of being criminal scum and proud of eating toilet food


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:57 [Preview] No.723756 del
>>723754
A clean arse leads to less chafing, smart NEET.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:58 [Preview] No.723757 del
>>723754
Make sure you give your pecker a good scrub too.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:58 [Preview] No.723758 del


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:58 [Preview] No.723759 del
>>723748
jolly good


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 06:58 [Preview] No.723760 del
>>723757
that will remove the seasoning


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 07:02 [Preview] No.723761 del
>>723755
The grating bit is him pretending he was some kind of master thief, rather than the string of petty shit he got done for. No Aryan Brotherhood tattoos either, meaning he probably sucked nigger cock to survive.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 07:03 [Preview] No.723762 del
>the neet is thinking about nigger cock


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 07:03 [Preview] No.723763 del
Neibours dog is barking at nothing, some mong from down the road came to yell at neibour, then this second dog came out of nowhere and bit the mong. Bad home area.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 07:03 [Preview] No.723764 del
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>>723761
Maybe you just couldn't see his tatts.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 07:04 [Preview] No.723765 del
>>723763
my neighbour's dog recently stopped barking


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 07:04 [Preview] No.723766 del
>>723763
I wonder if the dog was trained to attack mongs.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 07:05 [Preview] No.723767 del
didn't even need to wash my arse, maybe that's a sign that things are improving


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 07:06 [Preview] No.723768 del
>>723766
It's probably a drug house and the dog attacks everything.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 07:09 [Preview] No.723769 del
WHoa!


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 07:10 [Preview] No.723770 del
Have any NEETs watched Oz?
The first episode would be a good wombo watch.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 07:11 [Preview] No.723771 del
>>723770
Yeah I enjoyed it. I watched it when it was sbs when i was 13. The plot got more and more ridiculous as the seasons went on.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WKvTkuFanbw [Embed]


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 07:11 [Preview] No.723772 del
>>723744
>had to watch this 4 times before I noticed what was happening


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 07:11 [Preview] No.723773 del
>>723770
I saw an episode here or there back in the day. Not very believable with a wheelchair nigger rolling around a prison full of normies


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 07:12 [Preview] No.723774 del
>>723765
My dog doesn't bark.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 07:12 [Preview] No.723775 del
>>723771
It did go to shit the later seasons and much too gay.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 07:12 [Preview] No.723776 del
>>723767
A clean arse is a happy NEET.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 07:12 [Preview] No.723777 del
>>723773
He gets murdered


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 07:13 [Preview] No.723778 del
>>723771
>The plot got more and more ridiculous as the seasons went on.
like the white supremacist getting a gum transplant (lol) and they somehow rigging it so he got nigger gums donated (lol) and then when they told him he removed his new gums with a razor or something


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 07:13 [Preview] No.723779 del
>>723775
>tfw no keller bf


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 07:14 [Preview] No.723780 del
>>723779
Keller was so evil.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 07:16 [Preview] No.723781 del
>>722643
I finished it last night. Only six episodes so I smashed through it. It was decent. Lots of actors from the wire made appearances.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 07:16 [Preview] No.723782 del
>>723778
Don't forget the aging pills lol


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 07:17 [Preview] No.723783 del
>>723782
And the chinese refugees getting put in the maximum security prison.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 07:19 [Preview] No.723784 del
>>723783
I forgot about that lol


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 07:20 [Preview] No.723785 del
>>723784
It was still entertaining it just went way over the top


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 07:21 [Preview] No.723786 del
>>723765
Maybe it left to go bite a mong
>>723766
The mong probably called the pound, so the dog called the wrangler dog


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 07:21 [Preview] No.723787 del
>>723781
Cool. I'll download it this weekend or next week.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 07:23 [Preview] No.723788 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YwnuFgm9z6g [Embed]


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 07:24 [Preview] No.723789 del
>>723787
I look forward to your review.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 07:26 [Preview] No.723790 del
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Inspections at the commune


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 07:27 [Preview] No.723791 del
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>>723790
Ready.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 07:27 [Preview] No.723792 del
>>723790
Is this a gay test or what?


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 07:28 [Preview] No.723793 del
>>723792
Low tech testical cancer screening


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 07:30 [Preview] No.723794 del
>>723790
If they cum they get a promotion


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 07:35 [Preview] No.723795 del
>>723681
This >>723698 unless it's a restricted scheduled medication. Ask the doctors to write a referral letter or medical history. You can get your medical records moved but they will charge administrative fees.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 07:36 [Preview] No.723796 del
>>723688
>friendly reminder to get off the games and go enjoy some sunlight
https://twitter.com/FiIth7/status/1675603525026590721


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 07:37 [Preview] No.723797 del
>>723796
I thought they banned Monk from twitter.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 07:39 [Preview] No.723798 del
>>723672
The reviews have merit about charging for tap water
>Access to free water – all licensed venues where alcohol is consumed on the premises in NSW are required to provide free water to patrons
https://www.liquorandgaming.nsw.gov.au/community-and-stakeholders/licensed-venues/patron-rights


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 07:41 [Preview] No.723799 del
>>723633
The front page newspaper image shown on tele when it happened had the police facing as far away as possible from him, he stunk.

>>723634
kek


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 07:41 [Preview] No.723800 del


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NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 07:45 [Preview] No.723804 del
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>>723682
I hate rolling cigarettes
>too slow
>you never get the real thing
>tobacco gets under my nails and I look like a boong
>good luck rolling if you hand are wet
I use pic rel; it's way faster and cheaper than rolling


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 07:45 [Preview] No.723803 del
>>723797
Joslin should get on that new platform
>Threads: Ten million join Meta's Twitter rival, Zuckerberg says
https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-66112648


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 07:45 [Preview] No.723805 del


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 07:46 [Preview] No.723806 del
>>723804
How can it be cheaper than rolling? When you roll your own you don't buy the machine.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 07:46 [Preview] No.723807 del
>>723729
kek
I can dump some oc I made a while ago
lemme get to my pc


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 07:46 [Preview] No.723808 del
>>723806
He winds it for free!


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 07:49 [Preview] No.723809 del
>>723804
Only a cashed up neet could buy that.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 07:51 [Preview] No.723810 del


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 07:51 [Preview] No.723811 del
>hi I am calling fr...
>why have you called me?
>we are conducting importan..
>Don't care fuck off
>Oh, alright then, goodbye.

That was suprisingly wholesome.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 07:52 [Preview] No.723812 del
>>723688
Doesn't crack make you feel hyperactive?
That looks like a comfy spot.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 07:53 [Preview] No.723813 del
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>>723770
>imdb keywords
the part where the white lady with death sentence is disgusted by the big nigger was fun
cried towards the end when the dream part turned out to be just a dream


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 07:53 [Preview] No.723814 del
Choof pipe cone piece was half unscrewed. Got resin shit all over my finger.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 07:53 [Preview] No.723815 del
>>723814
Boongfinger


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 07:55 [Preview] No.723816 del
>>723719
Would like an update.
I think it would be better without the cheese.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 07:56 [Preview] No.723817 del
>>723735
Not bad


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 07:56 [Preview] No.723818 del
Mummybot bought me this shirt on her way home from work, genuinely expecting I'd like it
Shaking my head fam...


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 07:56 [Preview] No.723819 del
>>723818
Does your hair look like that?


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 07:57 [Preview] No.723820 del
>>723773
He's a street prophet.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 07:57 [Preview] No.723821 del
>>723815
Megabussy


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 07:58 [Preview] No.723822 del
I think we should ban him for having tattoos,unruly hair and probable negro blood.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 07:58 [Preview] No.723823 del
>>723818
Did she pay for it, or was it free with the booze (that she drank)


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 07:58 [Preview] No.723824 del
>>723804
How European.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 07:59 [Preview] No.723825 del
>>723815
Mongdonger


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 07:59 [Preview] No.723826 del
>>723825
The NEET who Choofed out in the Cold.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 07:59 [Preview] No.723827 del
>>723824
I read this post with this woman's accent.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:01 [Preview] No.723828 del
It is raining quite heavily and the mental bitch next door is out in it WATERING HER FUCKING PLANTS!
I think she's finally lost it


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:01 [Preview] No.723829 del
(2.13 MB 4032x3024 IMG-1675.jpg)
Not a good sign


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:02 [Preview] No.723830 del
>>723826
The chilly wind was a bit harsh. Fingers are frozen.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:02 [Preview] No.723831 del
>>722957
I reheated some leftovers to go with tonights tomato-inclusive effort and found a packet of medinijool dates for a gucci berry medley to compliment the last of the coconut water. Had to stop the heater because it was getting a bit overwarm and the parcel delivery guy caught me in my t- shirt and happy pants. So to answer your question: here is a glimpse of my comfy just so (You) know at least one NEET is gonna make it a youtube about comfymaxxing thanks for your interest.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:02 [Preview] No.723832 del
>>723830
9.1/1.9


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:03 [Preview] No.723833 del
>>723827
Heh
Is that worth watching?
I've only seen a couple episodes on tv


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:03 [Preview] No.723834 del
That was really strange she just kind of shook her head and dropped the hosepipe and ran inside.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:04 [Preview] No.723835 del
>>723830
Have a quick wank to warm them up.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:05 [Preview] No.723836 del
(1.68 MB 498x278 cringe.gif)


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:07 [Preview] No.723837 del
>>723829
Bad bottle?


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:08 [Preview] No.723838 del
>>723837
Not capped properly. Wine don't taste awful, but it remains to be seen how much alcohol is actually left in it.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:08 [Preview] No.723839 del
>>723833
It is good in small bursts. I watched it in the past but wouldn't want it again.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:09 [Preview] No.723840 del
>>723804
>and I look like a boong
There is no shame in that.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:09 [Preview] No.723841 del
>>723831
Any spicy news on that radio?


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:10 [Preview] No.723842 del
(95.13 KB 967x345 Untitled.jpg)


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:11 [Preview] No.723843 del
>>723841
just his reflection


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:11 [Preview] No.723844 del
>>723831
A nice spread.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:11 [Preview] No.723845 del
>>723806
a 35g tobacco bag costs 7.5 usd here, and it lasts me 3 days max
an inexpensive cigar box costs 2.4 usd and has 50g of tobacco (they might be cigarrilos idfk)
it lasts me the same amount of days
the cigarette tubes cost about the same as the rolling paper and the filters (if not less)
so 75 usd vs 25 usd per month
>>723809
you're making a leap man
if up until now you've been buying cigarette packs, in less than a month you're getting your money back


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:11 [Preview] No.723846 del
>>723770
OZ was a masterpiece. Not only did I watch it, LARPed that I was the leader of the Aryan Nations gang and shanked a rival in the kitchen of my sharehouse and spent time in solitary doing thousands of push ups a day it wasnt a LARP


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:12 [Preview] No.723847 del
>>723846
Did he do a poo on your head later on?


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:14 [Preview] No.723848 del
>>723774
didn't ask about your dog


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:15 [Preview] No.723850 del
We should watch this moofie.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4yYaNkxfCy8 [Embed]


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:16 [Preview] No.723852 del


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:17 [Preview] No.723853 del
>>723850
we're watching this one first >>723551


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:17 [Preview] No.723854 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sH0Qda32IKM [Embed]

I and Weber smoking big stogies while eating lobster tails and Byron bay bugs in garlic butter at the upstairs outside seats at the hotel across the road from the cas wearing matching shirts under suit jackets and talking obnoxiously loud about the women walking past and guessing what she could get an hour if she put her talents to work and drinking 18yr scotch and not savouring any moment, and putting 400 on the electronic spinning wheel on the second floor and farting in the elevator.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:17 [Preview] No.723855 del
>>723849
that's a cat


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:18 [Preview] No.723856 del
>>723853
outlook isn't good


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:18 [Preview] No.723857 del
>>723854
>Byron
Morton


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:18 [Preview] No.723858 del
>>723686
I'd say the demographic most likely to be eating the cheese supreme are also the most likely to be depressed.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:19 [Preview] No.723859 del
>>723855
Your a cat


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:20 [Preview] No.723860 del
>>723854
Is Weber paying for all this?


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:22 [Preview] No.723861 del
>>723857
That's not what they told me.
I think they came from Thailand originally.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:22 [Preview] No.723862 del
>>723858
Hopefully there aren't any similar stickers on my Uber Eats bag or Oporto packaging.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:23 [Preview] No.723863 del
>>723861
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thenus
> In Australia, it is more widely known as the Moreton Bay bug after Moreton Bay, near Brisbane, Queensland.[4]


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:23 [Preview] No.723864 del
Garn down kmart and coles, you guys want anything?


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:24 [Preview] No.723865 del
>>723861
>The species is sometimes confused with the Balmain bug (Ibacus peronii) but it can be distinguished by the placement of the eyes: the eyes of I. peronii are near the midline, while those of T. orientalis are at the margin of the carapace.[10]


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:24 [Preview] No.723866 del
>>723860
We just leave. He looked at the bar/grill/til lady in the eyes and she held the door open because she didn't want and problems.
The cocktail waiter that looks like monk started crying.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:25 [Preview] No.723867 del
>>723866
Tey know not to mess with the big man.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:25 [Preview] No.723868 del
>>723864
A mongoose pushbike and two Nerf guns.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:25 [Preview] No.723869 del
had a giggle to myself about something


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:25 [Preview] No.723870 del
>>723864
1kg sugar thanks.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:26 [Preview] No.723871 del
>>723865
>>723863
Both their last names were Nguyen


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:27 [Preview] No.723872 del
>>723719
horrible


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:28 [Preview] No.723873 del
>>723872
post your meal then mr snobby bum


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:28 [Preview] No.723874 del
>>723864
Two cotton pillowcases, 4 cartons of winfield blue and a 5 kg pack of rice thanks.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:29 [Preview] No.723875 del
>>723744
After watching this, that neet's disgusting pot noodles aren't so disgusting anymore.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:31 [Preview] No.723876 del
>>723748
Would make for a nice change to your usual narky self.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:32 [Preview] No.723877 del
>>723876
your narkiness has made me change my mind, good work


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:32 [Preview] No.723878 del
>>723869
good giggle?


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:32 [Preview] No.723879 del
>>723764
Tiffin got a tight arse!


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:32 [Preview] No.723880 del
>>723876
You have become that which you despise with that post.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:33 [Preview] No.723881 del
>>723874
>4 cartons of winfield blue
thats over a grand


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:33 [Preview] No.723882 del
>>723879
he has the loosest one of us all


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:33 [Preview] No.723883 del
>>723881
Probably closer to 2


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:34 [Preview] No.723884 del


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:34 [Preview] No.723885 del
>>723842
A JUST


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:34 [Preview] No.723886 del
>>723778
iirc that's the same guy who got his pecker bitten off by that guy who at one point was everyone's prison bitch


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:35 [Preview] No.723887 del
>>723886
He's the guy from the "spooning" scene.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:37 [Preview] No.723888 del
Monk would be Ryan O'Reily or Dino Ortolani


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:38 [Preview] No.723889 del
Posso would be augustus


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:38 [Preview] No.723890 del
(53.99 KB 960x536 tfw.jpg)


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:38 [Preview] No.723891 del
webby would be vern


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:40 [Preview] No.723892 del
>>723886
Can't remember the bloke's name, but older white guy who went on to be in Law and Order (not the Keller one who also went on to Law & Order SVU)


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:40 [Preview] No.723893 del
Cruisey would be McManus


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:40 [Preview] No.723895 del
>>723893
McAnus


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:41 [Preview] No.723896 del
>>723894
yeah him


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:41 [Preview] No.723897 del
>>723893
it would suit him


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:41 [Preview] No.723898 del
>>723896
Shillinger in the show.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:41 [Preview] No.723899 del
I think monk might be omar white actually.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:42 [Preview] No.723900 del
>>723899
Was he that skinny whiny negro junkie?


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:43 [Preview] No.723901 del
>>723898
Wikipedia says it was Robson or somebody with the gum story line


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:44 [Preview] No.723902 del
>Due to the deaths of Schillinger and other Aryan lieutenants, the Brotherhood is reduced to pulling mail room duty; all are wiped out when an anthrax shipment is delivered to Oz in the series finale.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:44 [Preview] No.723903 del
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>>723893
Have you heard of kabbalah?
Sufis are only pretending.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:45 [Preview] No.723904 del
>>723901
Shillinger was the head nazi, robson was the gum guy.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:45 [Preview] No.723905 del
>>723902
fucking kek
what were the writers smoking


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:45 [Preview] No.723906 del
we /ozneets/ now


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:45 [Preview] No.723907 del
>>723895
Looks like NEETs Cheesey noodles.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:46 [Preview] No.723908 del
>>723901
Captain Pickard


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:46 [Preview] No.723909 del
Possum crushed up glass and put it in my spaghetti for months once.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:48 [Preview] No.723910 del
>>723905
The guy who kept tunneling out of the third floor of the prison was funny too.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:48 [Preview] No.723911 del
(1.76 MB 398x400 doggo.gif)
(1.48 MB 300x508 comfy.gif)
(1.99 MB 571x380 frogge.gif)


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:54 [Preview] No.723912 del
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NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:57 [Preview] No.723913 del
>>723911
Good pepes.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:58 [Preview] No.723914 del
>>723912
>2 health star rating


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 08:59 [Preview] No.723915 del
>>723914
the health star rating is nonsense


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 09:01 [Preview] No.723916 del
Dried a whole box of apples, toasted a few kilos of rolled oats, made Granola, made cinamon surup, turned half the Granola into museli bars.

Made tomatoe sauce, used half to make a kilo of curry sauce, going to make pasda with the rest.

Made less borsche than expected, didn't get very much value out of the offcuts and the fat messed up my pot.

How does this compare with 7 frozen pizzas? Well it takes a hell of a lot longer and costs twice as much. But what price diabeetus?


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 09:02 [Preview] No.723917 del
4and20 butter chicken pie review
3min on a plate, didn't flip it.
Smells nice. Like a regular butter chicken sauce.
Pastry top is a little flaky, sides feel soft.
Both have nice textures.
First bite of the insides.
Better than any butter chicken I've cooked.
Spice mix is strong but not overbearing. Chicken is shredded, not processed. A little dry in the bigger bits but the creamy sauce counters it well.
I think a 4pack was $3.85 (half price at foodland).
8/10
Very good if on special.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 09:02 [Preview] No.723918 del
>>723916
>what price diabeetus?
About three fiddy


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 09:03 [Preview] No.723919 del
>>723912
How's it getting cooked?


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 09:03 [Preview] No.723920 del
>>723916
Very productive NEET


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 09:06 [Preview] No.723921 del
>>723915
A pie like that is probably made with hydrolysed fat instead of water so the pastry freezes, is totally devoid of fibre, the gravy is probably geliatin mixed with gravox powder. The calorie density of these can be bizarrely high and I've never known a NEET to eat only one. Two pies and half a bag of frozen chips with sauce is the neet standard.
.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 09:06 [Preview] No.723922 del
>>723917
I always find chicken pies unsatisfying, like they're not bad but I'd rather have a real pie.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 09:07 [Preview] No.723923 del
>>723917
I give your review and 8/10, short yet covered all aspects.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 09:08 [Preview] No.723924 del
>>723921
Another pie and chips time.
I don't want to look like I'm not committed


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 09:09 [Preview] No.723925 del
>>723921
>and I've never known a NEET to eat only one
I never cook more than 4 sausages at once because I know I'll eat them all.
Not once has a sausage survived till the morning.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 09:09 [Preview] No.723926 del
>>723919
The ideal way is to heat through in microwave then crisp in the oven. But more than likely I'll skip the last part.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 09:09 [Preview] No.723927 del
>>723923
Chub review.
What it lacks in length it makes up in girth.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 09:09 [Preview] No.723928 del
>>723922
It was a real pie.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 09:10 [Preview] No.723929 del
>>723928
Your a real pie


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 09:10 [Preview] No.723930 del
>>723926
I've tried a few like that in the airfryer, with some butter and crushed garlic on top.
Good but too much effort.
Although I'm supposedly doing chips.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 09:13 [Preview] No.723931 del
>>723921
>Two pies and half a bag of frozen chips with sauce is the neet standard.
yes please


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 09:16 [Preview] No.723932 del
>>723924
Make is proud neet, go the full currywurst and pie.
>>723925
Sausages seem cheap until you realise that in Australia only 40% of them is even meat. Pig fat, flour, mince. Last time I bought them I tried to cut them up as meatballs and the fat fouled an otherwise perfectly good napoli.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 09:22 [Preview] No.723933 del
An unmade bed is the sign of a weak mind.
Weber sleeps on the couch.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 09:23 [Preview] No.723934 del
>>723911
Comfy.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 09:23 [Preview] No.723935 del
>>723933
What about an unwashed arse?


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 09:23 [Preview] No.723936 del
>>723917
Very nice review.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 09:25 [Preview] No.723937 del
A norf meal:
>fry three sausages and a diced onion in a pan,reserving pan fat
>fry half a bag of black and gold chips
>slice sausages in pan, mix in half a table spoon keens curry powder,three tablespoons tomato ketchup
>pour curry sauce over chips

Note that those who consider an onion to be a vegetable may ommit it and use the space in the pan to fry an egg


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 09:29 [Preview] No.723938 del
I get a sore neck when I pass out on the couch.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 09:30 [Preview] No.723939 del
>>723938
Get an inflatable bed, some come with an electric pump.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 09:32 [Preview] No.723940 del
>>723939
It only happens when I drink I have a bed that's quite comfy.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 09:35 [Preview] No.723941 del
smoking a goint


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 09:36 [Preview] No.723942 del
>>723939
>pump
*fleshlight


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 09:36 [Preview] No.723943 del
sparkin a dooby


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 09:37 [Preview] No.723944 del
(4.27 MB 1280x720 predator 2.mp4)


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 09:37 [Preview] No.723945 del
>>723932
Had the second in a pie floater format.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 09:37 [Preview] No.723946 del
>>723941
https://youtube.com/watch?v=J-ifjIAoleI [Embed]


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 09:41 [Preview] No.723948 del
my tiges are not looking promising


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 09:41 [Preview] No.723949 del
Weber threw a big rock at me once.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 09:42 [Preview] No.723950 del
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RUN NEETS! GET TO THE CHOPPAH!


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 09:43 [Preview] No.723951 del
SOME OF THE EXECS HAVE TRIPPED AND FALLEN!


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 09:43 [Preview] No.723952 del
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A good thread. Navy cats in hammocks: https://twitter.com/CatsOfYore/status/1574214913605750785


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 09:43 [Preview] No.723953 del
BUM RASH


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 09:43 [Preview] No.723954 del
SAVE THE PIE FLOATER


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 09:44 [Preview] No.723955 del
RED DISEASED NEET BUTTOCKS


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 09:44 [Preview] No.723956 del
bum rash


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 09:45 [Preview] No.723957 del
CHUX RASH


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 09:45 [Preview] No.723958 del
There is no new thread
Edit: ^The NEW is here:
>>723959
>>723959
>>723959
>>723959
Edited last time by imissfather on 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:43.



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