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NEET General #710 - Life Is Pain Edition NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 09:51 [Preview] No. 723959
When does the fun end?

OLD: >>722957


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 09:52 [Preview] No.723960 del
How does he do it?


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 09:52 [Preview] No.723961 del
>>723959
When Nofun shows up.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 09:53 [Preview] No.723962 del
>>723961
kek well bantered


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 09:53 [Preview] No.723963 del
>>723959
I like the 1 star food rating


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 09:53 [Preview] No.723964 del
>>723963
I like (You)


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.723965 del
>tfw liked


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 09:56 [Preview] No.723966 del
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NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 09:57 [Preview] No.723967 del
>>723959
The show will never end.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 09:57 [Preview] No.723968 del


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 09:58 [Preview] No.723969 del


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 10:00 [Preview] No.723970 del
>tfw depressed and anxious


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 10:04 [Preview] No.723971 del
>>723970
Have a feed


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 10:04 [Preview] No.723972 del
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>tfw positive and relaxed


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 10:05 [Preview] No.723973 del
>>723971
based big john


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 10:05 [Preview] No.723974 del
>tfw tumesced and expressed


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 10:08 [Preview] No.723975 del
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Tell us how you toasted so much oats and the dried the apples


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 10:08 [Preview] No.723976 del
>tfw dry and sore in the eye


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 10:09 [Preview] No.723977 del
>>723971
Burgah


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 10:13 [Preview] No.723978 del


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 10:13 [Preview] No.723979 del
>>723976
Splash some water onto your face.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 10:16 [Preview] No.723980 del
I want a fuckin burgah now.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 10:17 [Preview] No.723981 del
>>723980
Chicken?


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 10:19 [Preview] No.723982 del
>>723981
Yeah, that will do.
I would also like to apologise to the NEET I called a pie in the last thread.
It mas mean spirited of me and uncalled for.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 10:19 [Preview] No.723983 del
>>723980
Get some chinkies instead


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 10:20 [Preview] No.723984 del
i might buy a barrel tomorrow


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 10:28 [Preview] No.723985 del
>>723984
Of rum?


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 10:34 [Preview] No.723986 del
>>723984
double barrel?


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 10:41 [Preview] No.723987 del
Garn sleep.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 10:52 [Preview] No.723988 del
>>723987
Goodnight.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 10:53 [Preview] No.723989 del
come on tiges


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 11:11 [Preview] No.723990 del
On the persecution of sleeping sleepwalkers and awake ones too.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 11:35 [Preview] No.723991 del
where you are ?


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 11:40 [Preview] No.723992 del
>>723991
here I am


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 11:41 [Preview] No.723993 del
>>723991
I'm right here.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 11:45 [Preview] No.723994 del
>>723991
henlo fat little piggy neet


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 11:54 [Preview] No.723995 del
hectic footay


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 11:59 [Preview] No.723996 del
+$15


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 12:05 [Preview] No.723997 del
>>723959
Thanks!


Good morning and have a blessed day Neets!


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 12:08 [Preview] No.723998 del
>>723511
He has no idea who is who. Fucking schizo.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 12:08 [Preview] No.723999 del
>>723997
Derp.. forgot to use Pepe,,, idk why it shows that flag, maybe incognito mode or maybe random,,not from there. Oh well...


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 12:08 [Preview] No.724000 del
Fell asleep. Woke up sober. Bottleo shut. Out of grog.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 12:09 [Preview] No.724001 del
>>723999
The flags are always fucked up here. Inshallah Ovaltine will fix them.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 12:18 [Preview] No.724002 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ElVAY4Vreuo [Embed]


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 12:25 [Preview] No.724003 del
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NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 12:38 [Preview] No.724004 del
>tfw kinda depressed


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 12:41 [Preview] No.724005 del
>>723991
Brissie


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 12:41 [Preview] No.724006 del
Might sexually harass one of the younger NEETs tomorrow.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 12:42 [Preview] No.724007 del
time to do a deed


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 12:43 [Preview] No.724008 del
>>724007
let me know what scene you wank to please


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 12:44 [Preview] No.724009 del
>>724006
I'm 29. Is that still young?


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 12:45 [Preview] No.724010 del
>>724009
You've hit the wall, sorry.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 12:46 [Preview] No.724011 del


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NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 12:47 [Preview] No.724013 del
>>724003
You lost mate?
/rapport/


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 12:48 [Preview] No.724014 del
>>724003
I wonder if she has spent any of the money she made on LOTR on acting lessons


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 12:48 [Preview] No.724015 del
I applied to for a trainee train driver position in adelaide. I hope cruisey will let me live in his shed if I get it(no chance).


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 12:51 [Preview] No.724016 del
>>724015
Good luck, NEET.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 12:51 [Preview] No.724017 del
I applied for a trainee tranny position in wagga wagga. I hope monk will let me live in his step-momdaddy's shed if I get it (no chance).


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>>724017
Monk would top you.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 12:59 [Preview] No.724019 del
>>724013
Waifu-fagging has been a mainstay of this board for years.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 13:02 [Preview] No.724020 del
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income statements still not tax ready


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 13:04 [Preview] No.724021 del
>>724019
No it hasn't. It literally never has been in fact. Your coomer brain is mush.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 13:07 [Preview] No.724022 del
You simps are so fucking pathetic it's no wonder Possum no longer posts here.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 13:08 [Preview] No.724023 del
>>724021
Olive-posting has been practiced for more than two years. Before that it was Gish-posting.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 13:08 [Preview] No.724024 del
>>724020
Mine came through tonight.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 13:08 [Preview] No.724025 del
Settle down, tiffin.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 13:09 [Preview] No.724026 del
might have a snooze


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 13:09 [Preview] No.724027 del
Fucking Australia Post stole my shoes. I fucking hate those boongs so much.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 13:10 [Preview] No.724028 del
>>724027
Are you sure it wasn't Cruisey?


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 13:10 [Preview] No.724029 del
>>724028
It was probably Cruisey.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 13:11 [Preview] No.724030 del
>>724024
Big return?


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 13:13 [Preview] No.724031 del
>>724028
It is the fucking senile old cunts at Australia Post I hate them so fucking much. I paid to have my parcel delivered to my door but the fucking worthless boongs didn't even try to deliver it and have told me to go in to pick it up which completely defeats the point of them even having anything to do with it. I may as well have just picked them up from the shop directly.
They say I need to bring ID but I put a fake name on the parcel because I don't want those cunts knowing my name and so now I can't pick my parcel up.
I went through paypal and they are pretty good at siding with customers so hopefully I can recover my money.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 13:13 [Preview] No.724032 del
ANGRY


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 13:14 [Preview] No.724033 del
When I roll up to your house I'm only wearing one shoe
Leave a couple hours later, somehow I've got two


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 13:15 [Preview] No.724034 del
>>724024
You will be cashed up soon.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 13:17 [Preview] No.724036 del
>>724033
A classic


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 13:17 [Preview] No.724037 del
>>724035
>>724035
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rt2LHE3oeks [Embed]


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 13:19 [Preview] No.724039 del
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>>724033
Nine sisters, twelve cousins and I'm fucking the lot


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 13:22 [Preview] No.724041 del
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>>724037
You don't see noongars wearing dada and fubu anymore. It was there uniform mid 90s to mid 00s.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 13:24 [Preview] No.724043 del
>>724040
It's probably not just the beers. 99.99% of Euros have probably never heard boonglish before.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 13:25 [Preview] No.724044 del
posso used to sniff glue behind the bike shed


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 13:26 [Preview] No.724045 del
>>724043
I know a bloke who was asked by a German why Australians tend to dislike boongs and when the Australian said they are like gypsies the German understood.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 13:45 [Preview] No.724049 del
>>724023
The olive-posting was perpetrated by one and only one person. And in an attempt to seem less pathetic he tried to convince us there was at least another here who liked that tranny. Mission failed.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 13:47 [Preview] No.724050 del
>>724049
Gonna cry?


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 13:47 [Preview] No.724051 del
>>724031
> I put a fake name on the parcel
“Shoes” hey?


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 13:49 [Preview] No.724052 del
>>724030
Tax returns are like a second (or pre) Christmas for wagies.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 13:51 [Preview] No.724053 del
>>724051
Yellow high heels.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 13:52 [Preview] No.724054 del
>>724031
Perhaps you're the senile old cunt who's irrationally angry at everything?


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 13:52 [Preview] No.724055 del
Need to get back to the gym. I will not drink tomorrow and go then.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 13:52 [Preview] No.724056 del
>>724031
Dipshit.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 13:53 [Preview] No.724057 del
>>724052
Not everyone gets a refund


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 13:54 [Preview] No.724058 del
>>724056
And just why is it my fault they haven't done their job by not delivering the parcel?
>>724054
>irrationally angry
Why might I be angry about getting fucked out of $200? Fucking minda.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 13:54 [Preview] No.724059 del
>>724035
This persona you have created is almost believable now, keep at it!


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 13:55 [Preview] No.724060 del
>>724023
Olive-posting was some really low quality shit, don't keep it going.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 13:56 [Preview] No.724061 del
>>724058
You screwed yourself over.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 13:56 [Preview] No.724062 del
>>724061
No, it should be fine. I will demand a refund from paypal and they will hopefully sort it out.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 13:56 [Preview] No.724063 del
bodies won't decompose in the future due to all the microplastics


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 13:57 [Preview] No.724064 del
Scored some new shoes


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 13:57 [Preview] No.724065 del
>>724033
only place you rollin up to is a morgue


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 13:57 [Preview] No.724066 del
>>724062
Seems like there was an easier option than that.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 13:58 [Preview] No.724067 del
>>724064
You look good in heels.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 13:59 [Preview] No.724068 del
>>724066
Yeah, they could've just done their job and delivered the fucking parcel but I guess it is too much to expect a government employee to do their job.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 13:59 [Preview] No.724069 del


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 14:00 [Preview] No.724070 del
>>724068
Write them an angry email, just make sure to use the fake name so they know who you are.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 14:01 [Preview] No.724071 del
>>724068
Should have been home for delivery


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 14:02 [Preview] No.724072 del
>>724071
You're just being nasty and trying to wind me up at this point. I said:
>didn't even try to deliver it
I was here the whole day. They put the slip in the letterbox and left, didn't even ring the door bell.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 14:02 [Preview] No.724073 del
>>724038
FAG
GOT


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 14:03 [Preview] No.724074 del
>>724073
A nasty post.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 14:04 [Preview] No.724075 del
>>724046
You wont' listen to any of these fagaroos tomorrow because you're a drunken coward FAGGOT.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 14:05 [Preview] No.724076 del
>>724072
Just take the card to the post office and your PayPal receipt and explain to them that you thought you were being really clever and could you pretty please have the parcel


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 14:05 [Preview] No.724077 del
>>724074
There is a very nasty neet on here tonight. I remember he mocked me once for buying dried beans and said I was poor.
He has a distinctive typing style, method of provocation, and absolutely abysmal reading comprehension.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 14:06 [Preview] No.724078 del
>>724047
Please shut the
>>724048
FUCK UP


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 14:06 [Preview] No.724079 del
>>724077
What's your favourite bean?


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 14:07 [Preview] No.724080 del
>>724050
Like you did when you found out she was a he?


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 14:08 [Preview] No.724081 del
>>724057
Didn't ask


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 14:08 [Preview] No.724082 del
>>724079
Probably butter beans or white great northern beans. I am also fond of black beans.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 14:08 [Preview] No.724083 del
>tfw embarrassed about my unrefined taste in beans


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 14:09 [Preview] No.724084 del
>>724082
I'm going to butter your beans.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 14:11 [Preview] No.724085 del
>>724077
>mocked you
Wrong person, I like BEANs.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 14:12 [Preview] No.724086 del
BO still on vacation?


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 14:15 [Preview] No.724087 del
>>724086
>vacation
That's American English.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 14:18 [Preview] No.724089 del


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 14:26 [Preview] No.724090 del
>>724087
Will you be my prom queen?


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 14:31 [Preview] No.724091 del
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-07-06/sa-road-rules-reform-after-campaign-by-sophia-naismith-family/102570330
>"If you drive an ultra high-powered vehicle, you need to go through training to have that accredited on your licence," said Attorney-General Kyam Maher.
>An ultra high-powered vehicle has been defined as one with a power-to-weight ratio of 276 kilowatts per tonne or higher.
>Mr Maher said there were about 200 makes of vehicle covered by the law.
fug


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 14:41 [Preview] No.724092 del
How schizophrenic do you have to be to put a fake name down for a delivery? Were you buying a male asshole fleshlight?


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 15:13 [Preview] No.724093 del
Anyone ITT


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 15:15 [Preview] No.724094 del
>>724092
I doubt we'll ever get the full story.
>>724093
No, you're the only poster here.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 15:27 [Preview] No.724095 del
>>724078
Make a vocaroo


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 15:34 [Preview] No.724096 del
>>724095
He's too scared


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 15:36 [Preview] No.724097 del
the incident will occur tomorrow


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 15:50 [Preview] No.724098 del
Farted on my hand and threw it at someone


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 17:23 [Preview] No.724099 del
Internet is running poorly.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 17:24 [Preview] No.724100 del
Internet is running poorly.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 17:31 [Preview] No.724101 del
think I'm dying


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 18:19 [Preview] No.724102 del
>>724101
Iktfn. Internet is still running poorly and I still can't sleep. Might just get up and have a coffee. I can sleep later I suppose. Bottleo not open for another five hours.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 19:16 [Preview] No.724103 del
Boonglyf loves those that love the boonglyf


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 19:48 [Preview] No.724104 del
5:28am, going to go to bed.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 20:59 [Preview] No.724105 del
>>724103
Living your best lyfe.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 21:10 [Preview] No.724106 del
>>724031
>They say I need to bring ID but I put a fake name on the parcel
The slip of the back says the receiver can authorise a pick-up. Sign the back randomly and bring your ID to confirm you live at the address.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 21:13 [Preview] No.724107 del
>>724015
He might move you into the green bin though.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 21:13 [Preview] No.724108 del
>>724002
Watch the English version instead.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 21:14 [Preview] No.724109 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 21:33 [Preview] No.724110 del
>>724109
Morning


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 21:41 [Preview] No.724111 del
>>724109
>>724110
henlo nordy neets


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 21:56 [Preview] No.724112 del
once i was buying a used accordion from an Italian music store and the owner handed me an old b&w pic of a sexy woman playing the accordion and encouragingly said, "she play the accordion like a dream ... now she's-a fatta than you !"


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 21:57 [Preview] No.724113 del
>>724111
I'm not nordy I'm just morally challenged.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 22:00 [Preview] No.724114 del
If I am ever formally diagnosed with a terminal illness those bad home dirt bike punks wont know what hit them, I tell you what.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 22:01 [Preview] No.724115 del
Fuck


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 22:03 [Preview] No.724116 del
morning neetbros


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 22:06 [Preview] No.724117 del
>>724110
>>724111
>>724116
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 22:09 [Preview] No.724118 del
>tfw thinking about Webby's next wage


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 22:09 [Preview] No.724119 del
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>>724114
kek the brazillian government has become so fed up with motorcycle crime that they have told citizens to go to town on them, resulting in hilarious compilations like this


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 22:10 [Preview] No.724120 del
Poo, coffee, shower. Current plan.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 22:10 [Preview] No.724121 del
>>724119
I liked the camera flash one for the gun shots.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 22:21 [Preview] No.724122 del
>>724120
The correct order is coffee,poo,shower.
Some NEETs combine the last two steps for greater efficiency.


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NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 23:08 [Preview] No.724126 del
Heard a weird sizzling sound come from my PC's PSU. This is it neets, we had a good run together but I think it is time to say goodbye.
Should I turn it off and vacuum it out something? It is pretty dusty in there.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 23:10 [Preview] No.724127 del
Fuck it just died. That was prophetic.
Worked it out though. The cable at the back had wriggled its way loose and was only sort of connected. Still going to give it a vacuum though.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 23:10 [Preview] No.724128 del
>>724126
Probably worth doing what you suggest and also making sure everything is clipped in properly and the fans are all spinning.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 23:26 [Preview] No.724129 del
Eastbound and down, load 'em up and fuck em'


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 23:39 [Preview] No.724130 del
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Garn IGA.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 23:43 [Preview] No.724131 del
>>724130
30kg emu wings please.


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 23:49 [Preview] No.724132 del
How many neets are actually nerds?


NEET 07/06/2023 (Thu) 23:55 [Preview] No.724133 del
>>724132
yes to the computer stuff
no to dressing up, lolcats
no to fantasy sportsball
yes neuromancer, gandalf, harry potter, star wars
no khan, asimov, own writing etc
no to second life


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 00:28 [Preview] No.724134 del
>>724132
That says I was meant to be a web designer.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 00:30 [Preview] No.724135 del
stuck my finger up my bum


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 00:38 [Preview] No.724136 del
>>724134
It's not even a proper flow chart


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 00:41 [Preview] No.724137 del
>>724135
Mining for gnomes?


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 00:41 [Preview] No.724138 del
>>724042
>>724040
>>724037
fucking hell I can make out every other word from it
>>724043
you were right


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NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 00:43 [Preview] No.724140 del
>>724136
I doubt a real nerd even made it.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 00:43 [Preview] No.724141 del
>>724078
I will till I'm getting drunk again


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 00:46 [Preview] No.724142 del
>>724092
if I can get away with it, whenever I order smth I usually fill in anon anonymous in the name section


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 00:48 [Preview] No.724143 del
>>724112
very italian of him
hey, at least you're not as fat as her


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 00:49 [Preview] No.724144 del
>>724127
rip shiposting box


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 00:56 [Preview] No.724145 del


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 01:05 [Preview] No.724146 del
>>724106
Cheers mate. Shoes obtained.
No thanks to the rest of you nasty dog cunts though.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 01:06 [Preview] No.724147 del
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this is apparently the letter that Musk sent Zuckerberg
I'm sure they got all the trade secrets from Twitter, a place that Musk bought a year ago then fired thousands of people from


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 01:06 [Preview] No.724148 del
>>724146
enjoy your man arse sex toy


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 01:09 [Preview] No.724149 del


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NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 01:12 [Preview] No.724152 del
>>724149
>>724151
Is this an imposter, or is Possum pro-criminal? I thought Possum used capital V, but I could be wrong.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 01:12 [Preview] No.724153 del
>>724152
>I thought Possum used capital V
V for bagina


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 01:15 [Preview] No.724154 del
Looking a forward to a pepper pie tomorrow


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 01:17 [Preview] No.724155 del
>>724154
I hope you get a really good pie.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 01:17 [Preview] No.724156 del
>>724155
Thank you.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 01:17 [Preview] No.724157 del
>>724152
I would rather watch olive vids than that stuff.


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NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 01:21 [Preview] No.724159 del
>>724152
>is Possum pro-criminal?


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 01:23 [Preview] No.724160 del
>>724157
I love watching people who deserve it get fucked up.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 01:26 [Preview] No.724161 del
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The only thing I hate more than this printer is (You) NEETs


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 01:27 [Preview] No.724162 del
>>724160
Is that why you watch all the gay porn?


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 01:36 [Preview] No.724163 del
Is The IT Crowd any good neets?


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 01:42 [Preview] No.724164 del
>>724162
This doesn't really work as a retort.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 01:43 [Preview] No.724165 del
>>724163
a few episodes are good, but I wouldn't recommend you watch every episode made


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 01:51 [Preview] No.724166 del
falling asleep.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 01:52 [Preview] No.724167 del
>>724164
I agree. He has been making lots of low quality posts lately.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 02:04 [Preview] No.724168 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MOYiVLEnhrw [Embed]
Is this a troon?


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 02:04 [Preview] No.724169 del
>>724167
Your a low quality post


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 02:05 [Preview] No.724171 del
>>724163
If you like english comedy it's pretty good.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 02:06 [Preview] No.724172 del
>>724167
Sorry didn't mean to interupt the thrilling discourse about trannys and twitter.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 02:07 [Preview] No.724173 del
>>724170
forgot twitter is blocked now
yes it's a m2f tranny in a lesbian relationship


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 02:33 [Preview] No.724174 del
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NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 02:35 [Preview] No.724175 del
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NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 02:42 [Preview] No.724176 del
>>724175
I like lemonade on a warm day.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 02:42 [Preview] No.724177 del
Could have sworn I had a spare keyboard lying around, but I must have thrown it out. Bugger.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 02:43 [Preview] No.724178 del
>>724177
Monk has a cupboard full of them.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 02:46 [Preview] No.724179 del
>>724178
He'll be cranky if I wake him up.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 03:09 [Preview] No.724180 del
>>724174
The lemons I got from Woolies were so big I had to cut them into quarters just so they'd fit in the handheld squeezer.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 03:10 [Preview] No.724181 del
>>724171
The faggy twat starts to get annoying pretty quickly though.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 03:12 [Preview] No.724182 del
>>724161
Hewlett-Packard 1, NEET 0


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 03:13 [Preview] No.724183 del
>>724154
Gar the pies!


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 03:13 [Preview] No.724184 del
>>724145
KEK, thought it was a snake at first. Watched it three(3) times.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 03:14 [Preview] No.724185 del
>>724112
Mama mia! I don't get it


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 03:15 [Preview] No.724186 del
>>724097
Big shid?


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 03:17 [Preview] No.724187 del
Catch-up complete, guess I'll twiddle my thumbs until the moofie.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 03:18 [Preview] No.724188 del
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Might dillydally a little.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 03:22 [Preview] No.724189 del
>>724188
you better not


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 03:23 [Preview] No.724190 del
>>724189
Can I have some trifle?


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 03:24 [Preview] No.724191 del
Motherbat will be impressed with my orange notebook.


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NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 03:29 [Preview] No.724193 del
>>724191
>orange notebook
the dream was correct


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 03:29 [Preview] No.724194 del


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 03:33 [Preview] No.724195 del
four fried eggs for lunch


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NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 03:52 [Preview] No.724197 del
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I and Monk are going to get matching wagon tracksuits from Big W.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 03:56 [Preview] No.724199 del
Fuck it must suck living in third-world countries.


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NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 04:00 [Preview] No.724201 del
>>724198
That just reminded me I've got to pick up my BigW order. L8trs.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 04:12 [Preview] No.724202 del
>>724191
Don't remind me.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 04:14 [Preview] No.724203 del
Morn


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 04:19 [Preview] No.724204 del
Bit peeved that Weber sits around thinking about how to be twinsies with monk but didn't even respond to the post about us in matching war shirts.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 04:19 [Preview] No.724205 del


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 04:20 [Preview] No.724206 del
>>724204
Post an elbow.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 04:21 [Preview] No.724207 del
>>724204
What are you even on about?


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 04:22 [Preview] No.724208 del
>>724204
I think he gave up on you.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 04:22 [Preview] No.724209 del
>>724207
I hope you enjoy sampling each others fish burgers.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 04:22 [Preview] No.724210 del
>>724207
He craves your attention.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 04:23 [Preview] No.724211 del
>>724209
This is crass even by your standards, Possum.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 04:24 [Preview] No.724212 del
Morning groolers


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 04:24 [Preview] No.724213 del
Is my clock wrong?


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 04:25 [Preview] No.724214 del
>>724212
The favourite arrives.
I'll shut up so you two can bond.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 04:25 [Preview] No.724215 del
>>724214
You don't get the bleep bloop.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 04:26 [Preview] No.724216 del
This all goes back to the duck restaurant and the Harry Potter bar.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 04:27 [Preview] No.724217 del
Weber was right to give up on me.
I hope you find in Monk what you couldn't find in me.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 04:28 [Preview] No.724218 del
>>724217
oh ffs
I like you too, you big poof


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 04:28 [Preview] No.724219 del
>>724218
>too
It used to be more.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 04:28 [Preview] No.724220 del
GROUP HUG!!!


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 04:29 [Preview] No.724221 del
>>724216
I blame Monaro.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 04:29 [Preview] No.724222 del


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 04:30 [Preview] No.724223 del
>>724221
Never heard of him, but he's a cunt.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 04:34 [Preview] No.724224 del
If the Weberbot9000 ever got finished all these problems would solve themselves.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 04:37 [Preview] No.724225 del
if you don't know me by now


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 04:38 [Preview] No.724226 del
Vile gas today


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 04:39 [Preview] No.724227 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=I4HmlBRWRjQ [Embed]


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 04:48 [Preview] No.724228 del
>Cruisey steps out of his front door and is hit by a half-eaten pepper pie thrown from a speeding Corvette


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 04:50 [Preview] No.724229 del
garn bws


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 04:51 [Preview] No.724230 del
>>724229
just get a soft drink please


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 04:53 [Preview] No.724231 del
Did anyone ever mix goon with fanta?
A band here used to sing a song about it.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 04:57 [Preview] No.724232 del
>>724231
You brought this up last time I mixed goon and fanta.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 04:58 [Preview] No.724233 del
>>724232
I probably did, it seems familiar now.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 05:04 [Preview] No.724234 del
>>724231
mondster mango loco and vodka works


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 05:14 [Preview] No.724235 del
Haven't heard anything from Mondays job interview
Woe


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 05:14 [Preview] No.724236 del
There's got to be a scientific explanation why explosive shits always come about after showering and never before. Or perhaps I just have consistent bad luck in regards to the matter.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 05:17 [Preview] No.724237 del
>>724235
Did they say when you might hear from them?


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 05:18 [Preview] No.724238 del
>>724199
we'll know soon enough


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 05:19 [Preview] No.724239 del
>>724236
Hot water relaxing the bowels maybe


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 05:19 [Preview] No.724240 del
>>724236
You need to get a feather duster and give your delicate neet bottom a bit of a tickle to get things moving.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 05:20 [Preview] No.724241 del
>>724239
science neet here knows what's up but it too humble to say with confidence


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 05:20 [Preview] No.724242 del
>>724237
End of the week

>>724236
I've been getting bloody gums in the shower lately


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 05:20 [Preview] No.724243 del


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 05:21 [Preview] No.724244 del
>>724242
It could easily be delayed, don't give up till monday or tuesday.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 05:26 [Preview] No.724245 del
Apparently it's quite common to shit yourself when under bombardment.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 05:28 [Preview] No.724246 del
the first of those who shall shepherd the world into ruin has been born


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 05:29 [Preview] No.724247 del
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NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 05:34 [Preview] No.724248 del
not fond of that neet that was nasty to our romanian


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 05:37 [Preview] No.724249 del
>>724239
>>724241
I was suspecting that.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 05:38 [Preview] No.724251 del
>>724248
He was also nasty to me and the shoeless neet.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 05:39 [Preview] No.724252 del
>>724242
That's odd. How's your overall dental health?


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 05:40 [Preview] No.724253 del
>>724250
Wow, a non-white OF whore is complaining on reddit about how poor she is. I wonder why she might be doing that?


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 05:41 [Preview] No.724254 del
>>724250
tab closed


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 05:41 [Preview] No.724255 del
Still haven't made it to BWS. I've gotten my trackies off but haven't managed to get my jeans on yet. I did wash my neet stick however.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 05:41 [Preview] No.724256 del
>>724252
It could be scurvy.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 05:42 [Preview] No.724257 del
>>724255
Are you sitting there pantless?


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 05:42 [Preview] No.724258 del
going to start mentally preparing myself for my afternoon walk


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 05:43 [Preview] No.724259 del
>>724251
nah, a couple of people were poking fun at the dipshit shoeless neet


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 05:43 [Preview] No.724260 del
>>724252
Poor. I have at least one filling I need, most of my teeth are stained with brown shit, whatever its called.
Years of gooning meant many days where I skipped brushing


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NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 05:46 [Preview] No.724262 del
>>724250
>reddit


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 05:47 [Preview] No.724263 del
>>724248
don't be harsh on him, I guess it's my fault for being obnoxious when I'm drunk


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 05:48 [Preview] No.724264 del
>>724263
nah you're good mate, he's just a grump


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 05:49 [Preview] No.724265 del
idk


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 05:50 [Preview] No.724266 del
I am starting to not believe this.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 05:51 [Preview] No.724267 del
*knock knock*


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 05:52 [Preview] No.724268 del
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NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 05:53 [Preview] No.724269 del
weber gonna teach me how to read


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 05:53 [Preview] No.724270 del
>>724267
Who is there?


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 05:54 [Preview] No.724272 del
>>724271
>tfw pepe mogged


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 05:54 [Preview] No.724273 del
>>724271
>>724268
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yyE7i6UE16I [Embed]


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 05:55 [Preview] No.724274 del
>>724272
you're welcome


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 05:56 [Preview] No.724275 del
Asked mummybot for $25 so I could buy a vape and she said no :(


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 05:57 [Preview] No.724276 del


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 05:59 [Preview] No.724277 del
>>724274
I wasn't thanking you.


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NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 05:59 [Preview] No.724279 del
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feeling woe'd and anxious, might have some chamomile tea, you neets want any?


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 06:00 [Preview] No.724280 del
>>724279
30l please.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 06:02 [Preview] No.724281 del
>>724277
you're welcome


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 06:02 [Preview] No.724282 del
>>724281
No I'm not.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 06:03 [Preview] No.724283 del


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 06:07 [Preview] No.724284 del
Farted in the shower.
Shit myself.
Peas undigested.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 06:09 [Preview] No.724285 del
>>724284
You could have made that into a haiku


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 06:09 [Preview] No.724286 del
>>724257
I bet he's in those Calvin Klein undies.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 06:11 [Preview] No.724287 del
>>724285
Everything is a haiku
As long as
You say things fast enough


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 06:13 [Preview] No.724288 del
>>724287
Cherry blossoms in the moonlight
Shit runs down my legs
Woe for the lost


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 06:13 [Preview] No.724289 del
>>724269
His introductory course on the oscilloscope is well worth the $99.99+GST


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 06:15 [Preview] No.724290 del
>>724279
No, but I'll have that pack of Arnott's family assorted thank you.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 06:17 [Preview] No.724291 del
Oscilloscope is a funny word to say out loud


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 06:18 [Preview] No.724292 del
i miss him


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 06:19 [Preview] No.724293 del
Goona play gitar


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 06:20 [Preview] No.724294 del
weber's scope


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 06:23 [Preview] No.724295 del
listening to cafe del mar


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 06:23 [Preview] No.724296 del


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 06:40 [Preview] No.724297 del
kiwifarms back on clearnet never ever


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 06:49 [Preview] No.724298 del
It's apparently beetus awareness week


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 06:51 [Preview] No.724299 del
Going to bed again.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 06:54 [Preview] No.724300 del
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Tomorrow night on womboflix - After being bitten by a genetically-modified spider, a shy teenager gains spider-like abilities that he uses to fight injustice as a masked superhero and face a vengeful enemy, in Spiderman(2002)

Then on Sunday, Robert De Niro, Anne Heche, Dustin Hoffman, and David Koechner star in Wag the Dog(1997)


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 07:03 [Preview] No.724301 del
>>724300
It used to be a radioactive spider.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 07:18 [Preview] No.724302 del
I was bitten by an inactive spider 🕷


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 07:20 [Preview] No.724303 del
Spiders aren't real.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 07:25 [Preview] No.724304 del
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NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 07:30 [Preview] No.724305 del
>>724298
How many neets are on the diet wagon?


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 07:35 [Preview] No.724306 del
seven men dead in the time it takes to spit


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 07:49 [Preview] No.724307 del
what's all this then?


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 07:55 [Preview] No.724308 del
I have abducted all the NEETs and am holding them hostage.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 07:57 [Preview] No.724309 del
meh


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 07:59 [Preview] No.724310 del
>>724308
i disagree


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 07:59 [Preview] No.724311 del
henlo


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 07:59 [Preview] No.724312 del
>>724311
spread them


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 08:00 [Preview] No.724313 del
Ok, I wrote a php script that can download youtube videos and then print out the url for them, but it needs yt-dlp to do the downloading. Webby can I ask you to install yt-dlp on the womboflix server please?


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 08:00 [Preview] No.724314 del
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NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 08:01 [Preview] No.724315 del
>>724313
Yeah give me a few minutes to finish motherbat's food


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 08:01 [Preview] No.724316 del
>>724314
do you have in your country?


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 08:02 [Preview] No.724317 del
>>724313
what port did I put ssh on?


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 08:02 [Preview] No.724318 del
>>724316
no guns around here unless you're rich and mentally sane


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 08:03 [Preview] No.724319 del
>>724123
Lucky, I would actually like that a lot.

>>724124
One day they will make it to that magical https only 95% of pages on Google use it
https://transparencyreport.google.com/https/overview?hl=en

>>724125
I wonder when they will declare bankruptcy.

>>724127
It was making a whirling sound whizzing towards its death.

>>724130
I feel the bloke on the left of red shirt guy.

>>724132
>Blogging about diagrams
kek

>>724145
kek, the sounds is like the Love Plug on efukt.

>>724147
He wont scare Zuck, he's not even human.

>>724158
kek

>>724159
Dapper.

>>724161
💞

>>724174
How to hold them all.

>>724175
One please.

>>724187
Long twiddle?

>>724191
Was she?

>>724210
He needs it!

>>724216
You should make a booking.

>>724240
kek

>>724250
It's a requirement of their Visa to come over and have support. Depending on the country, especially in many parts of Asia that is a lot of money
>To receive an Australian student visa, you must prove that you have enough money to support yourself throughout your stay.
https://www.studyaustralia.gov.au/english/latest-travel-and-visa-advice/updates/step-by-step-guide-to-visa-and-entry-requirements

>>724269
Trust the plan.

>>724275
J U S T
You need more good boy points.

>>724279
I like this Pepe.

>>724285
>Water's embrace breaks,
>Gas whispers in humid mist,
>Stains reveal regret.

>>724292
He was a good fella.

>>724302
Gaping wound?

>>724304
Future NK.

>>724314
Authentic.

>>724317
You should remap it to something whimsical.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 08:03 [Preview] No.724320 del
>>724318
mmmmm, rubbing my nipples


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 08:04 [Preview] No.724321 del
(1.23 MB 476x476 john lenon.mp4)


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 08:05 [Preview] No.724322 del
>>724317
If I tell you everyone will know. How do I know you're the real webby?


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 08:06 [Preview] No.724324 del


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 08:07 [Preview] No.724325 del
>>724322
it was 45xx or 42xx something wasn't it?


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 08:08 [Preview] No.724326 del
There's a place in the Philippines called Masbate, I misread it as Masturbate.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 08:08 [Preview] No.724327 del
Beware of Webby impersonators.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 08:08 [Preview] No.724328 del
>>724324
was not


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 08:09 [Preview] No.724329 del
Snooping on the snooper.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 08:10 [Preview] No.724330 del
>>724319
Well caught up.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 08:11 [Preview] No.724331 del
Reverse snooping


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 08:11 [Preview] No.724332 del
>>724330
Thank (You)!


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 08:12 [Preview] No.724333 del
>>724313
It's in /usr/local/bin/yt-dlp


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 08:14 [Preview] No.724335 del
wbr?


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 08:15 [Preview] No.724336 del
>>724334
I'm going to start talking to every Romanian on that site as if they're you.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 08:17 [Preview] No.724337 del
now don't give me no kind of fuss


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 08:17 [Preview] No.724338 del
>>724334
That beer bird made me laugh.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 08:18 [Preview] No.724339 del
>>724336
Every expanding International Cruisey.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 08:18 [Preview] No.724340 del
Wwwd?


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 08:18 [Preview] No.724341 del
>>724339
He's just big boned.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 08:19 [Preview] No.724342 del


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 08:20 [Preview] No.724343 del
in a pig's arse


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 08:20 [Preview] No.724344 del


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 08:21 [Preview] No.724345 del
>>724336
idk if there are any more romanians on this site
I'm only posting on this board


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 08:23 [Preview] No.724346 del
>>724333
thanks, trying to get it to work now


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 08:24 [Preview] No.724347 del
>>724346
no worries
depending on what your script does, it might need exec() or system() or whatever enabled in php.ini
you can check it with phpinfo(); in a script, obviously


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 08:26 [Preview] No.724348 del
>>724345
Not this site, the one that you get some of the videos you post here.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 08:28 [Preview] No.724350 del
>>724348
had to block it on my router, the nsfw section was too good
not posting there anymore


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 08:28 [Preview] No.724351 del
>>724348 had to block it on my router, the nsfw section was too good not posting there anymore


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 08:29 [Preview] No.724352 del
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>>724300
I dont want to watch no stupid kids superhero moofie. Im going to watch the latest indianna jones and maybe a cam of that "sound of freedom" moofie everyone on Q research is going off on.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 08:30 [Preview] No.724353 del
(4.30 MB 280x280 STEAMED.gif)
>>724352
>Im going to watch the latest indianna jones


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 08:30 [Preview] No.724354 del
(625.77 KB 455x538 boongwithstick.png)


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 08:31 [Preview] No.724355 del
>>724352
>Q research
Two weeks.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 08:35 [Preview] No.724356 del
>>724352
>I dont want to watch no stupid kids superhero moofie
>Im going to watch the latest indianna jones
Whew lad!


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 08:37 [Preview] No.724357 del
>>724349
>1681860491841388.webm
lel


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 08:40 [Preview] No.724358 del
day 1 has been achieved, my goal is to last until monday evening which will mark 4 days


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 08:42 [Preview] No.724359 del
>>724358
You left some important information out.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 08:42 [Preview] No.724360 del
>>724346
For what it's worth, I think you can SSH interactively. That should save you some time in terms of editing the code and testing it.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 08:42 [Preview] No.724361 del
cooking chicken wings


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 08:42 [Preview] No.724362 del
>>724358
Days of edging?


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 08:42 [Preview] No.724363 del
>>724359
nice try but you're not getting me


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 08:43 [Preview] No.724364 del
Mummybot was scoffing when 9 News had a segment on ADHD and trying to get it on the NDIS
She doesn't believe in it


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 08:44 [Preview] No.724365 del
>>724361
how many?


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 08:45 [Preview] No.724366 del
>>724363
Congratulations anyway.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 08:45 [Preview] No.724367 del
>>724364
nothing is real


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 08:46 [Preview] No.724368 del
>>724360
Can you give the www-data user permissions to write to the uploads directory? Right now it can't write the video file there.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 08:46 [Preview] No.724369 del
do we have benadryl in australia?


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 08:48 [Preview] No.724370 del
>>724369
>Benadryl is available as an over-the-counter (OTC) drug in most countries. Benadryl can be found in several countries including the United States, Canada, United Kingdom, Australia, New Zealand, India, Indonesia and the Philippines.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 08:48 [Preview] No.724371 del
>>724368
I've added the write bit to the uploads directory, and placed www-data user in the uploads group. Hopefully that should fix it.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 08:50 [Preview] No.724372 del
>>724370
might od on some benadryl and hallucinate


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 08:50 [Preview] No.724373 del
Pipe some standard input up my arse!


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 08:52 [Preview] No.724374 del
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>Webby and ProjectionistNEET hard at work


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 08:54 [Preview] No.724375 del
>>724371
Does the group write bit need to be on for this to work?


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 08:56 [Preview] No.724376 del
>>724375
It is if you want the www-data user to write to the directory.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 08:57 [Preview] No.724377 del
i asked for weber's wifi password once


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 08:59 [Preview] No.724378 del
>>724377
Was it a passphrase?


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 09:00 [Preview] No.724379 del
>>724364
As real as asthma.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 09:00 [Preview] No.724380 del
(1.87 MB 480x848 10672542.mp4)


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 09:01 [Preview] No.724381 del


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 09:01 [Preview] No.724382 del
I called in advance and requested that the pizza would be ready for pick up by 1815.
Mmm.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 09:01 [Preview] No.724383 del
>>724380
Livin' his best life.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 09:02 [Preview] No.724384 del
chmod +x /var/www/ytdl.php


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 09:03 [Preview] No.724385 del
>>724375
I restarted nginx and php-fpm to get the new permissions to work.
uploads/nigger.php can write a file to that directory now


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 09:04 [Preview] No.724386 del
>>724385
Who is nigger.php?


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 09:05 [Preview] No.724387 del
>>724380
He nearly made orbit


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 09:06 [Preview] No.724388 del
>>724386
Server side neger.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 09:07 [Preview] No.724389 del
We should go on a trail ride together.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 09:08 [Preview] No.724390 del
@Monk
>In just five years, the third generation shearer has grown his contracting business based in Wagga Wagga, in southern NSW, to employ more than 40 people from all walks of life.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/rural/2023-07-07/shearing-contractor-lochie-robertson-employs-more-than-40-people/102301618


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 09:10 [Preview] No.724391 del
>>724390
Lochie looks like the guy who knew what he was doing in the Clarkson farming thing.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 09:13 [Preview] No.724392 del
>>724391
I enjoyed that show.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 09:14 [Preview] No.724393 del
>>724385
Ok, the write problem is solved, thanks!


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 09:15 [Preview] No.724394 del
>>724392
I did too, It had some great moments.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 09:15 [Preview] No.724395 del
>>724393
no worries
I'm happy for you to ssh in and look at log files and whatever for what it's worth
can give you sudo if you want
box doesn't do anything except moofies


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 09:16 [Preview] No.724396 del
Nuro asked me if I could get sudo once.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 09:19 [Preview] No.724397 del


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.724398 del
>>724396
you got whaled


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 09:24 [Preview] No.724399 del
>>724389
first matching tracksuits, now trail riding


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 09:25 [Preview] No.724400 del
It is BLUSTERY


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 09:26 [Preview] No.724401 del


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 09:36 [Preview] No.724403 del
>>724390
I'll pass.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 09:38 [Preview] No.724405 del
some guy un upwork send me an invite to a job interview I replied by mocking the videos edited on his site he asked me if I'm interested


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 09:39 [Preview] No.724406 del
>>724405
Based.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.724407 del
>some guy on upwork send me an invite to a job interview
>I replied by mocking the videos edited on his site
>he asked me if I'm interested, and the conversation went like this
please tell he's joking
I'm too much in need of money to turn him down


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 09:41 [Preview] No.724408 del
>>724407
Rozen sounds a bit jewish.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 09:43 [Preview] No.724410 del
>>724395
Ok, got the last bug sorted out, it's working now.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 09:45 [Preview] No.724411 del
>>724408
guess you're right
still, I haven't had a proper meal in weeks


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 09:45 [Preview] No.724412 del


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 09:46 [Preview] No.724413 del
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>>724409
There's some awesome photos in there


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 09:46 [Preview] No.724414 del
Can someone join me in https://cytu.be/r/womboflix and we'll test that this youtube download and stream thing works.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 09:48 [Preview] No.724415 del
>>724409
The last one could cause indigestion.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 09:49 [Preview] No.724416 del
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This thing is ridiculous


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 09:51 [Preview] No.724417 del
>>724416
It looks warm.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 09:51 [Preview] No.724418 del
>>724416
fancy possum


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 09:53 [Preview] No.724419 del
I remember once walking into the store monday at 7 am to get a 1l bottle of vodka
looked the cashiers straight in the eyes


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 09:55 [Preview] No.724420 del
>>724419
You needed that medicine.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.724421 del
>>724419
I used to do that and pay with coins


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:03 [Preview] No.724422 del
I counted my coins the other day I've got nearly $50 in 20c pieces.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:06 [Preview] No.724423 del
>>724421
>>724422
CashedUpNEET


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:11 [Preview] No.724424 del
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>>724421
kek, true king shit
I kneel


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:11 [Preview] No.724425 del
poured Motherbat a dram


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:11 [Preview] No.724426 del
>>724319
>I feel the bloke on the left of red shirt guy
That's John Connor from the Terminator 2 film in case you didn't notice.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:13 [Preview] No.724427 del


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:13 [Preview] No.724428 del
Gym time. Arm workout. 2 mongsters consumed in preparation


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:13 [Preview] No.724429 del
>>724426
Life
J U S T E D
him.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:13 [Preview] No.724430 del
>>724425
Good on her.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:14 [Preview] No.724431 del
>>724423
CoinedUp*


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:14 [Preview] No.724432 del
>>724426
He won't be able to outrun the terminators we are all doomed.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:14 [Preview] No.724433 del
>Colour Rich amber
>Nose Freshly baked orange and poppy seed cake, with peaches in syrup, cashew nuts and classic dried fruit sherry notes.
>Palate Orange sherbet, fruit & nut chocolate, and ginger snaps interwoven with shades of hot toddy alongside rich sherried oak, and walnut oil.
>Finish Slow and lingering. Sticky butterscotch, honey-glazed nuts, and a touch of old leather.
>Food Match Arnott’s Tim Tams


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:15 [Preview] No.724434 del
>>724433
>Arnott’s Tim Tams
One packet please.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:15 [Preview] No.724435 del
>>724433
A touch of the old leather please.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:16 [Preview] No.724436 del
>>724434
We don't have any :(


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.724437 del


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:18 [Preview] No.724438 del
>>724428
>2 mongsters
500ml white mondsters?


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:19 [Preview] No.724439 del
>>724438
You guess it


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:20 [Preview] No.724440 del
>>724438
HD version should be the next thread Pepe.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:20 [Preview] No.724441 del
craving bussy


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:23 [Preview] No.724442 del
>>724441
Have a wank


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:24 [Preview] No.724443 del
Wish I could drink a litre of white mondster at this time of night.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:24 [Preview] No.724444 del
>>724425
Get her to do a vocaroo


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:24 [Preview] No.724445 del
>>724442
seeing you had that saved I'll ask you straight up
are you a genuine bussy enjoyer?


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:25 [Preview] No.724446 del
>>724433
I miss neet fragrance reviews


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:25 [Preview] No.724447 del
That nasty neet has been cruising for sex lately.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:26 [Preview] No.724448 del
>>724442
Twink fetishist
Was mirin his quads tbh


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:27 [Preview] No.724449 del
Any recommendations for a tv show to watch? I'm not looking for anything in particular as long as it is engaging.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:29 [Preview] No.724450 del
>>724361
I had chicken legs coated with that Japanese curry stuff.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:29 [Preview] No.724451 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Nt0NcaxmGHo [Embed]


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:30 [Preview] No.724452 del
>>724445
I like cake.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:30 [Preview] No.724453 del
Alright, now that we've got youtube working on cytube again we might have another open mic night next week. Do any neets have a preference on the day?


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:30 [Preview] No.724454 del
>>724449
The Borgias


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:31 [Preview] No.724455 del
>>724453
>>724451
Just this on repeat for days on end.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:31 [Preview] No.724456 del
>>724449
I enjoyed Silo.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:31 [Preview] No.724457 del
>>724449
cobra kai looked good


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:32 [Preview] No.724458 del
>>724457
It did not.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:33 [Preview] No.724459 del
alright, he was trolling me
not getting a job yet


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:33 [Preview] No.724460 del
NEETs should just stick with Gilmore Girls.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:34 [Preview] No.724461 del
>>724460
I'll stick with TwinkTok


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:35 [Preview] No.724462 del
>>724460
I'll stick with boong porn


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:36 [Preview] No.724463 del
>>724459
Tell him you work for a company hired to assess his companys performance and you are going to give him a bad review.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.724464 del
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NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:41 [Preview] No.724465 del
(201.83 KB 1289x1597 possum rig.jpg)


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:41 [Preview] No.724466 del
>>724465
Based.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:43 [Preview] No.724467 del
(50.93 KB 1124x345 rr.jpg)


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:44 [Preview] No.724468 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VGMAUos24ow [Embed]
Banger song.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.724469 del
>>724467
He should go for a rub and tug instead.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.724470 del
>>724464
Haven't seen that one in ages.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:46 [Preview] No.724471 del
>>724468
This is a banger
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TxZwCpgxttQ [Embed]


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:47 [Preview] No.724472 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JTdeCm-x7FY [Embed]


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:48 [Preview] No.724473 del
TEQUILA!


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:49 [Preview] No.724474 del
>>724463
I'm too lazy
plus, things don't really work like that in shitholes
>According to the EWTD, employers have to ensure that employees do not work more than 48 hours, including overtime work, over a seven-day period, calculated as an average for a period of four months.
>Every worker is entitled to 11 hours of uninterrupted rest daily, and 24 hours of uninterrupted rest after each seven-day period, which must be taken within a 14-day period.
we literally have thousands of security guys working 24 hour shifts every 3 days
hell, the place where I worked even made people do 24/48 when they were short staffed


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:50 [Preview] No.724475 del
>>724474
You've got a new job shit posting here. The time will come when you'll have to do 24/48 shifts.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:51 [Preview] No.724476 del
>>724468
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WmPbvJnGkTQ [Embed]
this is better


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:51 [Preview] No.724477 del
>>724472
I enjoyed that video.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:52 [Preview] No.724478 del
>>724471
anything from lady gaga's fame monster mogs that


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:53 [Preview] No.724479 del
might go to bed


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:53 [Preview] No.724480 del
>>724479
might say goodnight to you


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:55 [Preview] No.724481 del
>>724479
alone?


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:55 [Preview] No.724482 del


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:55 [Preview] No.724483 del
>>724481
No one is ever alone.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:56 [Preview] No.724484 del
>>724483
What about that russian dog they fired off into space?


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:56 [Preview] No.724485 del


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:59 [Preview] No.724486 del
>>724484
Not real.

>>724485
NK?


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 10:59 [Preview] No.724487 del
neets committing miscegenation


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 11:00 [Preview] No.724488 del
>>724472
the guy with the glasses is a fucking cunt
why in the name of god would you have a natural finish casino (john lenon's main guitar) if you are playing the coupe version?
FUCK HOLLOW BODY GUITARS
THEY ARE LITERALLY THE FUCKING WORST FUCKI G SHIT EVER
YOU'RE LITERALLY GETTING SOLID BODY SOUND WHILE GETTING THE SHIT PLAYABILITY OF A HOLLOW BODY
YOU'RE TRYING TO COPY HIM, BUT YOU'RE SCARED OF THE JOINED NECK AT THE 16TH FRET?
FUCKING SOYBOY
EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU NIGGERS IS THE SAME
YOU PLAY THE SAME 4 JAZZ CHORDS ACROSS THE FRETBOARD WITHOUT EVER GETTING PAST THE 16 FRET WHICH IS IRONIC AS HELL CONSIDERING THAT'S WHY YOU GOT THAT SHITPLANK


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 11:00 [Preview] No.724489 del
>>724472
otherwise, good song


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 11:00 [Preview] No.724490 del


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 11:01 [Preview] No.724491 del
>>724488
haha same


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 11:02 [Preview] No.724492 del
>>724488
>FUCK HOLLOW BODY GUITARS
*SEMI HOLLOW BODY GUITARS


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 11:02 [Preview] No.724493 del
>>724488
Thicc.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 11:02 [Preview] No.724494 del
>>724492
It's be hard to fuck a solid one


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 11:02 [Preview] No.724495 del
>>724492
how are the potatoes?


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 11:02 [Preview] No.724496 del
>>724489
Chortled.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 11:02 [Preview] No.724497 del
fuck it's blowing a gale down here


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 11:03 [Preview] No.724498 del
>>724497
is beanNEET near?


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 11:03 [Preview] No.724499 del
>>724492
>>724494
*FUCK SEMI HOLLOW BODY GUITARS


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 11:04 [Preview] No.724500 del
>>724498
He did make that extra beany bean stew with too many beans in.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 11:04 [Preview] No.724501 del


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 11:04 [Preview] No.724502 del


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 11:08 [Preview] No.724503 del
gonna swear at one of you


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 11:09 [Preview] No.724504 del
>>724500
It turned out alright once I cooked it down a bit. Might post a photo later.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 11:10 [Preview] No.724505 del
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NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 11:11 [Preview] No.724506 del
cucuchill


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 11:11 [Preview] No.724507 del
>>724428
How many pornhub tabs open?


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 11:12 [Preview] No.724508 del
>>724506
Did you just call me a cucuchill?


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 11:12 [Preview] No.724509 del
>>724433
Did you add the TimTam bit?


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 11:13 [Preview] No.724510 del
>>724508
yes, whatchu gon' do 'bout it?


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 11:14 [Preview] No.724511 del
>>724510
I'm gonna, i'll, I'm gonna do fuckin something ay


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 11:14 [Preview] No.724512 del
>>724435
My pleasure ;)


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 11:15 [Preview] No.724513 del
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>>724512
Ready.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 11:17 [Preview] No.724514 del
>>724446
Lovely!


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 11:17 [Preview] No.724515 del
>>724511
whoa whoa whoa, okay mate just calm down, please don't do something


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 11:17 [Preview] No.724516 del
>>724509
Official tasting notes on the website


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 11:17 [Preview] No.724517 del
>>724449
Baywatch


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 11:17 [Preview] No.724518 del
>>724515
Hold me back bro, just hold me back


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 11:19 [Preview] No.724519 del
>>724453
No, but I did watch a trailer for The Duelist(2016) that another noot recommended and it was promising.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 11:22 [Preview] No.724520 del
Have a Blessed day, Neets o7


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 11:24 [Preview] No.724521 del
>>724516
didntask.com?


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 11:24 [Preview] No.724522 del
>>724521
That's for sale.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 11:26 [Preview] No.724523 del
>>724479
Not even 10 on a Friday night. This is why you'll never be a normie.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 11:26 [Preview] No.724524 del
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NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 11:35 [Preview] No.724525 del
>>724524
The probe is not only possible, but necessary.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 11:35 [Preview] No.724526 del
Forgot to show her the notebook


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 11:36 [Preview] No.724527 del
>>724520
haven't had one in months
moreover, it seems to get worse and worse by each day
but thanks


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 11:36 [Preview] No.724528 del
>>724523
I’m old now


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 11:37 [Preview] No.724529 del


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 11:37 [Preview] No.724530 del
>>724526
J U S T


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 11:38 [Preview] No.724531 del
>>724530
I’ll show her tomorrow


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 11:38 [Preview] No.724532 del
>>724528
Not for another 400+ posts.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 11:41 [Preview] No.724533 del
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Its my birthday this time next month


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 11:41 [Preview] No.724534 del
>>724532
sensiblechortle.jpg


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 11:41 [Preview] No.724535 del
>>724533
It's my birthday next week.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 12:05 [Preview] No.724536 del
>>724535
It was my birthday the other day and I only got a single (you). Consider this yours.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 12:07 [Preview] No.724538 del
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>antisemitism on /ausneets/


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 12:10 [Preview] No.724539 del
>>724536
Sorry NEET I didn't know, Happy Birthday.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 12:10 [Preview] No.724540 del
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NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 12:17 [Preview] No.724541 del
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mummy


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 12:18 [Preview] No.724542 del
>tfw depressed and anxious


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 12:20 [Preview] No.724544 del
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NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 12:24 [Preview] No.724547 del
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NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 12:28 [Preview] No.724548 del
cold, wish I was sitting by a wood-fire


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 12:29 [Preview] No.724549 del


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 12:30 [Preview] No.724550 del
Tone it down on the pol shit Mr Romanian, most neets here aren't fond of such content.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 12:31 [Preview] No.724551 del
Yeah what old mate at 724549 said, just stick to your pathetic drunken vocaroos K?


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 12:31 [Preview] No.724552 del
>>724547
>>>/pol/ is that way


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 12:33 [Preview] No.724553 del
I mean occasional mentions of the boundless evilness of the Jews is ok, but this really isn't the board for plaster it full.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 12:35 [Preview] No.724554 del
>>724543
Eva Green is the queen of /ausneets/. She is certainly superior to that mamzer Ryan.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 12:36 [Preview] No.724555 del
Do mormons have any beliefs about Jesus visiting the boongs?


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 12:36 [Preview] No.724556 del
>the last supper but with petrol and glue


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 12:37 [Preview] No.724557 del
>>724555
I think it all happened in America for them.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 12:38 [Preview] No.724558 del
>tfw no 2001 hilux


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 12:39 [Preview] No.724559 del
>>724553
what are you doing there hungarybro


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 12:45 [Preview] No.724560 del
Put garlic powder and tarragon on the chips in the airfryer, made a sauce from aoili, hot mustard and cut up gherkin slices


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 12:45 [Preview] No.724561 del
>>724557
Racist red dogs.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 12:45 [Preview] No.724562 del
>>724559
Just holocausting the jews, plus oppressing slav and vlah serfs as usual.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 12:50 [Preview] No.724563 del
magg-yahr


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 12:51 [Preview] No.724564 del
>>724562
Our serfs hang out at the beach all day.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 12:54 [Preview] No.724565 del
>>724564
Big waves?


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 13:08 [Preview] No.724566 del
>>724553
Oh fuck off cunt I'm sick of your shit!


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 13:09 [Preview] No.724567 del
Kick his arse


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 13:12 [Preview] No.724568 del
>>724554
She is certainly a she. I hope the olive poster cries himself to sleep everynight.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 13:17 [Preview] No.724569 del
>>724558
>tfw no 2021 isuzu mu-x


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 13:18 [Preview] No.724570 del
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>>724560
>gherkin


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 13:24 [Preview] No.724571 del
>>724568
You're replying to the Olive-poster you dumb cunt.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 13:25 [Preview] No.724572 del
Think I can hear mice in the walls again


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 13:26 [Preview] No.724573 del
They're all whores Cruisey, every last one.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 13:28 [Preview] No.724574 del
>>724573
*whore Cruisey's


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 13:30 [Preview] No.724575 del
>>724573
The gay slang term cruising originated with Cruisey's behaviour in the park land along the River Torrens.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 13:30 [Preview] No.724576 del
30 minutes to complete the last task of the day, and that's to play a video game.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 13:31 [Preview] No.724577 del
But the piano part of Layla is simply too good to ignore.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 13:32 [Preview] No.724578 del


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 13:33 [Preview] No.724579 del
So much for that 'big incident' aye...


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 13:34 [Preview] No.724580 del
I'm going to kill you Steven


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 13:40 [Preview] No.724581 del
>>724580
I'm going to piss in your arse, neet.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 13:44 [Preview] No.724582 del


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 13:44 [Preview] No.724583 del
Back into the Gimore Girls. Watching S05E08.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 13:44 [Preview] No.724584 del


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 13:45 [Preview] No.724585 del
>>724554
stop with the pathetic simping


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 13:46 [Preview] No.724586 del
>>724544
>>724545
>>724546
>>724547
based, ignore the good goy neets


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 13:46 [Preview] No.724587 del
>>724585
How do I simp in a way that isn't pathetic?


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 13:48 [Preview] No.724588 del
>>724587
try keeping that shit on a more relevant board


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 13:48 [Preview] No.724589 del
>>724581
We will get another NEET baby if you do that.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 13:49 [Preview] No.724590 del
Tiffin shit the bed again.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 13:50 [Preview] No.724591 del
>>724590
Tiffin is a crypto-Jew.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 13:50 [Preview] No.724592 del
that was weber.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 13:51 [Preview] No.724593 del
Weber shits other peoples beds.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 13:52 [Preview] No.724595 del
>>724590
His poor cellmate


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 13:55 [Preview] No.724596 del
i shit under weber's couchbed, he blames it on bill


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 13:56 [Preview] No.724597 del
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NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 13:56 [Preview] No.724598 del
gaped bill


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 13:57 [Preview] No.724599 del
You cunts are tempting me to have another feed.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 13:57 [Preview] No.724600 del
>>724599
Go on 'ave another feed mate


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 13:59 [Preview] No.724601 del
>>724599
you've earned it, i'm cooking a kilo of chicken wings


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 14:00 [Preview] No.724602 del
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NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 14:01 [Preview] No.724603 del
Tried playing a Nintendo 64 game via emulations but computer too shit even for that. At least I tried.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 14:02 [Preview] No.724604 del
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I love Jewesses so much it's unreal.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 14:03 [Preview] No.724605 del
>>724601
fuck off stanley


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 14:03 [Preview] No.724606 del
>>724602
And you can fuck off too methhead


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 14:05 [Preview] No.724607 del
>>724606
>methhead
Cunt, I'll fucking cum in your arse and make you cum and you'll look like a faggot by orgasming in front of the neets because of me thrusting my cock into your tight little neet bussy. hahahahha faggot cunt


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 14:06 [Preview] No.724608 del
>>724605
poorly bantered


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 14:08 [Preview] No.724609 del
>>724601
I really haven't though. I am quite fat and need to cut back. I've been limiting myself to three meals a day with no snacking. I don't know if it is working but I am going to bed hungry so I guess it must be working.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 14:10 [Preview] No.724610 del
>>724609
>I am quite fat and need to cut back
Self harm is not the answer.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 14:10 [Preview] No.724611 del
Fucking hell Andrew


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 14:12 [Preview] No.724612 del
The drumming in Brainy is lovely.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 14:17 [Preview] No.724613 del
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NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 14:41 [Preview] No.724616 del
>>724614
Currently I've got no arse, and you've got Romanian bussy, what does this mean?


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 15:48 [Preview] No.724617 del
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can't get to sleep again


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 15:52 [Preview] No.724618 del
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>>724617
I'm having a dinner date with Possum.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 16:05 [Preview] No.724619 del
>>724618
would love a late night snack


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 16:08 [Preview] No.724620 del
>>724619
you're going to be my late night snack ;)


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 16:33 [Preview] No.724621 del
Suddenly deeply woed
Life is passing me by and I'm still alone
Woe


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 17:59 [Preview] No.724622 del
Wind has died down but now my back hurts.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 20:31 [Preview] No.724623 del


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 20:32 [Preview] No.724624 del
>>724621
It's whizzing by you.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 20:35 [Preview] No.724625 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 21:11 [Preview] No.724626 del
>>724625
mording


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 21:16 [Preview] No.724627 del
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Morning neets. 115kg this morning, very pleased with that. Next stop 112kg.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 21:17 [Preview] No.724628 del
>>724627
Good work NEET


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 21:26 [Preview] No.724629 del
>>724626
>>724627
Good morning NEETs.

>>724627
Congratulations 115kgNEET!


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 21:34 [Preview] No.724630 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4VXKhJfRQ7k [Embed]


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 21:37 [Preview] No.724631 del
>>724630
Based.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 21:40 [Preview] No.724632 del
A L L
A B O A R D


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 21:49 [Preview] No.724633 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=b7Bj1dBMYBE [Embed]


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 21:51 [Preview] No.724634 del
Who is the third oldest NEET after 10K and Weber?


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 21:58 [Preview] No.724635 del
>I GOTTA GO, I GOTTA TAKE A NUMBER THREE
>THAT'S A PISS, AND A SHIT, AND A WANK IN A TREE


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 22:01 [Preview] No.724636 del
>>724634
I reckon nuro is in his 40s


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 22:02 [Preview] No.724637 del
>>724636
He'd be the grandpa rap equivalent of Yoko Ono


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 22:04 [Preview] No.724639 del


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 22:13 [Preview] No.724640 del
>>724638
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ps633tLtjKk [Embed]


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 22:17 [Preview] No.724641 del
>>724640
They couldn't make that show today.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 22:28 [Preview] No.724642 del
>>724641
It was good
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tqOW0Woi4Ek [Embed]


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 22:40 [Preview] No.724643 del
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NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 22:56 [Preview] No.724644 del
>>724643
Whizzing to the stars to be with his bff


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 23:06 [Preview] No.724645 del
Weber and monk are out getting hefty breaky feeds together.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 23:07 [Preview] No.724646 del
>>724645
I am waiting to take Sweetie to the vet.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 23:11 [Preview] No.724647 del
>>724646
I hate that you already have pet names for each other.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 23:15 [Preview] No.724648 del
>>724647
I bet he scratches him behind the ears too.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 23:16 [Preview] No.724649 del
>>724647
Do you want a backrub, do you want to die?
Do you want to catch up, do you want to cry?
Do you want a piece of the painful pie?


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 23:19 [Preview] No.724650 del
>>724649
Can it be a pepper pie?


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 23:22 [Preview] No.724651 del
When Weber becomes a supervillain he can have a secretary called Pepper Pi.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 23:36 [Preview] No.724652 del
>>724594
Well stocked up.


NEET 07/07/2023 (Fri) 23:41 [Preview] No.724653 del
>>724646
I hope she is okay.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 00:44 [Preview] No.724654 del
>>724653
She was fine. Me and a vet nurse had to hold her down while the vet cut her nails. He hit the quick on one and she screamed. Other than that it was just a check up and some fish oil pills for her joints.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 00:44 [Preview] No.724655 del
off to woolworths now
really cutting into my pie and stdout time


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 00:45 [Preview] No.724656 del
>>724654
Good to hear.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 01:00 [Preview] No.724657 del
Might do nothing today


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 01:00 [Preview] No.724658 del
Do you have water filters on your taps neets?


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 01:01 [Preview] No.724659 del
>>724658
I do not.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 01:01 [Preview] No.724660 del
>>724658
For one tap, yes.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 01:03 [Preview] No.724661 del
>>724660
is it a carbon filter or something fancy like reverse osmosis?


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 01:07 [Preview] No.724662 del
>>724658
I tied a used cum sock over my tap, the dried smegma acts as a sand trap to filter all the larger particles.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 01:09 [Preview] No.724664 del
>>724662
I get boongs to carry water to me from the river in their bums


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 01:15 [Preview] No.724665 del
Possum died and was buried once in a sealed tomb in Barbados. Years later when the tomb was unsealed the coffins inside were mysteriously found to have been strewn about in spite of no human having been inside.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 01:18 [Preview] No.724666 del
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>>724662
smart, and it's organic


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 01:35 [Preview] No.724667 del
are there any games like minecraft except more realistic? I mean 3d games not dwarf fortress.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 01:38 [Preview] No.724668 del
>>724667
GTA V through Unofficial Five M is a more realistic first-person shooter game play but not for building things.

It probably depends on what you want out of the game play.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 01:38 [Preview] No.724669 del
>>724667
Rimworld except its not 3d.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 01:39 [Preview] No.724670 del


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 01:40 [Preview] No.724671 del
>>724667
Extremely modded Skyrim.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 01:59 [Preview] No.724672 del
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Net went down so I made pies.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 02:02 [Preview] No.724673 del
>>724672
cashed up neet


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 02:07 [Preview] No.724674 del
>>724636
He will be in his 40s forever now.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 02:07 [Preview] No.724675 del
>>724672
Well pie'd.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 02:08 [Preview] No.724676 del
>>724667
What are you looking for when you say 'like Minecraft'? The crafting and building?


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 02:08 [Preview] No.724677 del
It's quite sunny this morning
Might go for a walk


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 02:11 [Preview] No.724678 del
>>724677
I haven't opened my curtains in months. I like my neetlair dark.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 02:18 [Preview] No.724679 del
>>724678
>tfw no dark bussy


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 02:20 [Preview] No.724680 del
>>724672
nice pies


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 02:26 [Preview] No.724681 del
>>724679
Ask cruisey to share.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 02:29 [Preview] No.724682 del
Going to have a shave. Haven't done so in a fortnight so I have a forest to get through. Woe.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 02:33 [Preview] No.724683 del
Only just got home with the shopping and my pie and stdout. Biggest fuckwit in Woolies served us.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 02:33 [Preview] No.724684 del
Finishing S05E08.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 02:37 [Preview] No.724685 del
Also when Motherbat went into the butchers across town I waited in the car and when she came back she was trying to open the door on another car behind mine that wasn't even a Commodore.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 02:38 [Preview] No.724686 del
>>724682
Big hairy NEET
>>724685
That's a bit worrying.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 02:40 [Preview] No.724687 del
>>724686
>That's a bit worrying.
It's just a female thing not a dementia thing. I worked with a girl that jumped into the passenger seat of a stranger's car out the front of the building instead of her boyfriend's.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 02:42 [Preview] No.724688 del
>>724687
That won't stop the cops from arresting Motherbat for carjacking.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 02:45 [Preview] No.724689 del
Some bloke did hop in the back of my mates car when I was with him a while back.
He thought we were his uber.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 02:54 [Preview] No.724691 del
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NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 03:04 [Preview] No.724692 del
>>724691
Good to see her back.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 03:11 [Preview] No.724693 del
>>724691
Handsome fella.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 03:14 [Preview] No.724694 del
Pissed a bit of blood.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 03:16 [Preview] No.724695 del
>>724694
Sleep tight.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 03:17 [Preview] No.724696 del
>>724694
Level 4 Boong unlocked


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 03:18 [Preview] No.724697 del
BIG OL' BALLS THEY DRAG ME DOWN


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 03:19 [Preview] No.724698 del
>>724687
I did that once. The cars were both red although they were different makes and models. Am I a girl?


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 03:19 [Preview] No.724699 del
>>724676
Something with more realistic terrain for instance, with proper rivers flowing downhill and stuff


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 03:19 [Preview] No.724700 del
How buoyant are testicles?


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 03:20 [Preview] No.724701 del
>>724698
>Am I a girl?
Do you own yellow shoes?


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 03:21 [Preview] No.724702 del
>>724698
Apparently the girl turned to the guy driving and said "you're not my boyfriend" and he said "not yet"


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 03:23 [Preview] No.724703 del
>>724699
Yeah, but what do you want from minecraft? Are you happy with robust crafting mechanics or do you want to be able to dig and build stuff? There are Skyrim mods that permit the construction of buildings and the ability to craft and place furniture and such inside. Nothing that lets you just dig and place blocks like in my bum though. You'd need a pretty gnarly physics engine I reckon to handle the ability of the player to modify the world and be realistic like you described.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 03:23 [Preview] No.724704 del
Having a nescafe blend 43 with a dash of milk and one sugar.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 03:23 [Preview] No.724705 del
>>724701
Well I am the neet that bought the shoes but they are black runners.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 03:25 [Preview] No.724706 del
>>724702
Lucky it wasn't NK's car.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 03:26 [Preview] No.724707 del
We never saw the yellow high heels in action.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 03:28 [Preview] No.724708 del
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I'm the original Olive-poster and I'm not the one posting her still. I have found other ways to be obnoxious.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 03:28 [Preview] No.724709 del
>>724708
That's a man.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 03:32 [Preview] No.724710 del
>>724708
Are you also the original Debecki and Morf poster?


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 03:33 [Preview] No.724711 del
>>724710
hes the debussy poster


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 03:33 [Preview] No.724712 del
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(195.32 KB 1280x1922 1650090834596.jpg)


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 03:35 [Preview] No.724713 del
>>724696
That's a number 3 while holding hands


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 03:36 [Preview] No.724714 del
>>724710
Yes. Debicki, Morf, Gish, Doro, Olive, Alison Brie, I post them all.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 03:37 [Preview] No.724715 del
Seven coffees and I still have a headache. Thinking the goon might be needed.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 03:38 [Preview] No.724716 del
>>724714

Which one is dora? I don't like the cellulite jew one


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 03:39 [Preview] No.724717 del
>>724715
you need to get on the stdouts


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 03:39 [Preview] No.724718 del
>>724704
One grain of sugar?


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 03:42 [Preview] No.724719 del
>>724718
one kg


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 03:42 [Preview] No.724720 del
(566.89 KB 1536x2048 same.jpg)


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 03:42 [Preview] No.724721 del
>>724708
It's ok matey malooty, relapse is nothing to be ashamed about. Happens to every addict.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 03:43 [Preview] No.724722 del


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 03:44 [Preview] No.724723 del
>>724721
the self denial is worse than the relapse itself


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 03:44 [Preview] No.724724 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-Cg3gMfkNTY [Embed]


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 03:46 [Preview] No.724725 del
>>724716
Marie Doro.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 03:46 [Preview] No.724726 del
>>724721
Some people are addicted to being arseholes on the internet.
Vile habit.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 03:47 [Preview] No.724727 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-Cg3gMfkNTY [Embed]


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 03:47 [Preview] No.724728 del
>>724725
ah I remember now


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 03:47 [Preview] No.724729 del
>>724726
I'm addicted to poking arseholes on the internet


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 03:47 [Preview] No.724730 del
>>724707
Posso did.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 03:48 [Preview] No.724731 del
>>724730
When you took him to the duck restaurant


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 03:49 [Preview] No.724732 del
>>724731
I can only dream of going to the duck restraunt with Possum.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 03:49 [Preview] No.724733 del
Where is the Romanian?


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 03:50 [Preview] No.724734 del
>>724733
Romania


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 03:51 [Preview] No.724735 del
>>724734
I'm going to rape you.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 03:52 [Preview] No.724736 del
>>724733
Probably salty after the bollocking he got last night for posting /pol/ shit.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 03:52 [Preview] No.724737 del
>>724735
I probably deserve it


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 03:52 [Preview] No.724738 del
How do you tell if your piss blood is from the shaft or your bladder?


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 03:53 [Preview] No.724739 del
>>724738
DId it leak out after you had a wank?


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 03:53 [Preview] No.724740 del
What are we watching tonight, Spiderman or Wank the Dog?


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 03:54 [Preview] No.724741 del
>>724708
At least you admit that you're obnoxious.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 03:54 [Preview] No.724743 del
>>724737
Kek. To be be fair I walked right into that one.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 03:55 [Preview] No.724744 del
We are teh world
We are teh children


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 03:55 [Preview] No.724745 del
>>724741
He likes the ladies.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 04:00 [Preview] No.724747 del
wonder what monks up to


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 04:01 [Preview] No.724748 del
>>724747
Standards.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 04:01 [Preview] No.724749 del
>>724748
He has none.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 04:03 [Preview] No.724750 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cmimLCOL5Y0 [Embed]


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 04:04 [Preview] No.724751 del
I want monk to get back to boonging so I can stop.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 04:06 [Preview] No.724752 del
>>724751
>so I can stop.
Sounds do-able.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 04:07 [Preview] No.724753 del
We all gotta boong sometimes
Somedays you get the boong, somedays the boong gets you


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 04:12 [Preview] No.724755 del
Going to have a shave and a shower and brush my teeth.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 04:19 [Preview] No.724756 del
>>724740
S40E189 of My Shitty Life


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 04:23 [Preview] No.724757 del
>>724726
The love you take is equal to the love you make.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 04:23 [Preview] No.724758 del
>>724757
Shut up Paul


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 04:27 [Preview] No.724759 del
>>724733
Slaughtering gypsies
in his dreams


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 04:28 [Preview] No.724760 del
>>724758
>2.8 GB free of 500
I got some cleaning up todo!


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 04:28 [Preview] No.724761 del
Punishing Motherbat’s porcelain with a three day old clogger


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 04:30 [Preview] No.724762 del
>>724761
I wonder when the smell will hit her.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 04:31 [Preview] No.724763 del
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Meant to reply to you with this


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 04:32 [Preview] No.724764 del
>>724754
Me on the right


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 04:36 [Preview] No.724765 del
I think boongs could take gypsies in a straight fight
Gypsies are cunning and underhanded so they'd win if they could ambush the boongs but otherwise the boongs would bash them


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 04:38 [Preview] No.724766 del
>>724736
nah that was just you and the hungarian being whiny faggots


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 04:44 [Preview] No.724767 del
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NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 04:48 [Preview] No.724768 del
>>724766
I was in bed by that happened


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 04:48 [Preview] No.724769 del
lol the toilet is clogged good
it looks like 3 3-4" diameter logs all tried to enter the pipe at the same time and got into a traffic jam


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 04:56 [Preview] No.724770 del
>>724769
A poo jam.

Has the smell reached her?


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 04:58 [Preview] No.724771 del
>>724770
Not yet. I'm sitting at the table with her and I can smell traces of air freshener, so it should be here soon enough


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 04:59 [Preview] No.724772 del
>>724766
No it was all of us except you as usual.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 05:00 [Preview] No.724773 del


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 05:01 [Preview] No.724774 del
>>724755
All done. Rehydrating before I get on the goon.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 05:09 [Preview] No.724775 del
uh oh shes limping down the hallway


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 05:09 [Preview] No.724776 del
>>724774
We didn't hear back from that other NEET that was going to have a big shave.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 05:14 [Preview] No.724777 del
>>724776
I think that was still me.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 05:15 [Preview] No.724778 del
>>724777
Well shaved then.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 05:16 [Preview] No.724779 del
Morning groolers


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 05:17 [Preview] No.724780 del
>>724779
Hey cunny


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 05:21 [Preview] No.724782 del
>>724779
hey sxc


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 05:23 [Preview] No.724783 del
>>724779
How's the nails?


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 05:38 [Preview] No.724785 del
>>724784
Poor doggo


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 05:42 [Preview] No.724786 del
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NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 05:43 [Preview] No.724787 del
When is womboflix on?


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 05:43 [Preview] No.724788 del
>>724787
Depends on where you are.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 05:44 [Preview] No.724789 del
>>724787
196 minutes time


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 05:46 [Preview] No.724790 del
>>724787
7pm AEST, roughly 3 hours and 15 minutes. We'll be watching Spiderman (2002)


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 05:47 [Preview] No.724791 del
>>724788
Best A.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 05:47 [Preview] No.724792 del
>>724790
So 6:30?


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 05:49 [Preview] No.724793 del
I noticed my black clothing is covered in grey lint when it comes out of the washing machine neets. I don't think the washing machine is doing a good job. Should I take it to a laundromat?


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 05:49 [Preview] No.724794 del
>>724792
Nah, 5:00


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 05:50 [Preview] No.724795 del
>>724793
Has it got a lint collector thing that you have never cleaned?


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 05:51 [Preview] No.724796 del
>>724793
Mine does the same. It looks worse fresh out the machine. Let it dry and then use one of those sticky rollers to clean it up before you wear it next.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 05:52 [Preview] No.724797 del
>>724795
it's a commercial washing machine I share with the rest of the people in these flats - I couldn't find the lint collector


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 05:53 [Preview] No.724798 del
>>724797
Some of them don't have them.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 05:53 [Preview] No.724799 del
Drop a three day old clogger in it so they are forced to clean it.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 05:55 [Preview] No.724800 del
>>724799
Smart.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 05:56 [Preview] No.724801 del
>>724796
Those rollers are good, I used to have a cat whose hair got everywhere and it came in handy.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 06:12 [Preview] No.724802 del
smelly penis


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 06:13 [Preview] No.724803 del
>>724772
>all of us


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 06:23 [Preview] No.724805 del
>>724804
I've been in that house. Has a big garden.
Iirc the original property went to the Gawler river.
It was owned by someone famous, I want to say Playford but I think that's wrong.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 06:24 [Preview] No.724806 del
>>724804
The NEETs would trash it witin the week.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 06:25 [Preview] No.724808 del
>>724806
I would fall down those stairs


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 06:26 [Preview] No.724809 del
>>724804
>$1,650,000
I could sell my bussy every night for a hundred years and not even come close to affording that.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 06:26 [Preview] No.724810 del
>>724805
Tortola house built by then mayor of Gawler, William Faulkner Wincey in the 1870s.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 06:27 [Preview] No.724811 del
>>724808
You'll be locked in the cellar.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 06:27 [Preview] No.724812 del
>>724809
You only get about $4 for your bussy?


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 06:29 [Preview] No.724813 del
>>724811
The bad home zone


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 06:30 [Preview] No.724814 del
>>724812
It's been blown out too often. Low quality bussy


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 06:30 [Preview] No.724815 del
>>724812
You're an order of magnitude off in your calculation. Or are you suggesting I sell by bussy ten times in a night?


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 06:30 [Preview] No.724816 del
>>724807
Trust the plan.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 06:31 [Preview] No.724817 del
>>724815
I think I monged it up completely tbh but I'll say I took 10hr shifts into account


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 06:37 [Preview] No.724818 del
Possum bitch slaps me if I don't sell my bussy at least 10 times a night.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 06:38 [Preview] No.724819 del
>>724818
Are you a good earner?


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 06:38 [Preview] No.724820 del
>>724819
Not since he cut my face.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 06:39 [Preview] No.724821 del
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"Naggers" from South Park actually happened on French TV last year.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 06:39 [Preview] No.724822 del
If I can average $4.5 a round and ten rounds a night, it will only take me a century to buy that house.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 06:40 [Preview] No.724823 del
>>724822
You're forgetting interest on the loan.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 06:40 [Preview] No.724824 del
>>724821
Even the french get it right now and then.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 06:41 [Preview] No.724825 del
>>724823
That is where the gobbies come in.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 06:41 [Preview] No.724826 del
>>724822
Plus I'm not sure about still getting $4.50 after 50 years or so


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 06:43 [Preview] No.724827 del
>>724826
Weber can use fatherbot's shovel to slap some makeup on me Olive-style and get an old gook lady to hem up my excess rectum.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 06:44 [Preview] No.724828 del
>>724827
I'm pretty good with a staple gun if that helps any


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 06:46 [Preview] No.724829 del
I had a look at the whore market recently and there is a lot more fat and old ones than there used to be.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 06:47 [Preview] No.724830 del
>>724829
Because there are fewer asians available?


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 06:47 [Preview] No.724831 del
>>724829
10k is hoarding them all.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 06:49 [Preview] No.724832 del
Going wank.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 06:49 [Preview] No.724833 del
>>724831
The Whored.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 06:50 [Preview] No.724834 del
>>724830
There is still lots of them, I thought it might be the RE crisis or something.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 06:53 [Preview] No.724835 del
Had two slices of bread and butter before she confiscated both saying I'll ruin my dinner.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 06:54 [Preview] No.724836 del
>>724835
Revenge for the stench?


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 06:55 [Preview] No.724837 del
>>724835
She's being a good herder


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 06:56 [Preview] No.724838 del
>>724836
Nah she always pull this bullshit around this time of day


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 06:57 [Preview] No.724839 del
Melbourne 1-39


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 06:58 [Preview] No.724840 del
wanked


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 07:03 [Preview] No.724841 del
(15.72 KB 320x180 nigger.jpg)


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 07:03 [Preview] No.724842 del
My mummybot would always tell me not to lean on the cupboard door because I would break it.
And I just had my fucking hand on it not my weight.
Used to really piss me off.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 07:05 [Preview] No.724843 del
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=Pk-oZa9euhI [Embed]

Sipping on my third mongster, after 2 instants.
Groovin. Feeling good. Getting organised. Transcending the woe. The tropical beach bar awaits me.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 07:13 [Preview] No.724844 del
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NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 07:15 [Preview] No.724845 del


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 07:16 [Preview] No.724846 del
>>724844
Do not pass go.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 07:16 [Preview] No.724847 del
Think I'll miss you forever
Like the stars miss the sun in the morning sky


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 07:17 [Preview] No.724848 del
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>>724843
>Transcending the woe


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 07:20 [Preview] No.724849 del
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>ready for WomboFlix


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 07:23 [Preview] No.724850 del
>>724845
Cut it out.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 07:24 [Preview] No.724851 del
What's the Womboflix policy on naked whore bottoms on the seats?


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 07:30 [Preview] No.724853 del
>>724851
Our VIP section has seats that have been pre-scented with whore bottoms for up to 2 hours. You'll need to buy a gold class ticket to get one.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 07:35 [Preview] No.724854 del
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NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 07:51 [Preview] No.724856 del
>>724828
Handy and helpful.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 07:51 [Preview] No.724857 del
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NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 07:54 [Preview] No.724858 del
Reading about dead pornstars on iafd out of boredom. This one in particular caught my eye as she looked similar to my motherbot:
https://www.iafd.com/person.rme/perfid=edenyoung/gender=f/eden-young.htm
Her name was "Bethany Jennifer Hnatuk" and she went by the nom de guerre "Eden Young". She was born in Canada but raised almost entirely in Wisconsin. Going by her instagram (betthiiee) she seemed to still regard herself as Canadian. There is lots of choof related stuff on there.
She is of Ukrainian descent by way of her father although I haven't noticed any interest in that by her. Her father was a surgeon and involved in cancer research. I don't know how or why she ended up involved in the porn industry but I'd expect it was a drug addiction. (I don't mean the pot smoking, she died of an overdose.) She was only 18 when she started. Someone on an archived /b/ thread said she was raped by her brother in law and that lead to a xanax addiction but I think she was already a pornstar or at least a prostitute by that point.
A fella in the thread said he fucked her for $200 and that she was "a mentally ill girl who was at the lowest point in her life".
She died a couple of years after her father did but she was already off the rails before his death. There were several arrests made:
https://wisconsin.arrests.org/Arrests/Bethany_Hnatuk_16260269/
The first for disorderly conduct and then several a few years later for "Bail Jumping".
She has an obituary here:
https://www.greenbaypressgazette.com/obituaries/wis261546
Here is a presentation she made when she was in high school:
https://prezi.com/sq-vksbhtrjh/afghanistan/
Fucking top kek at the comparison of the Taliban to the Westboro Baptist church. She seemed to have a thing for gay marriage. I guess that was pretty topical at the time (I'm a similar age) but it does amuse me.
Pretty sad to see this happen. I don't know why a girl born of a surgeon would start fucking niggers for money but even if it was her own choice she shouldn't have been allowed to make it. Pretty heartbreaking shit.
I'm not posting any of the porn for the sake of decency.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 07:54 [Preview] No.724859 del
ProjectionistNEET, are you pasting YouTube URLs into your script via SSH?


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 07:57 [Preview] No.724860 del
>>724859
No he isn't.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 07:58 [Preview] No.724861 del
>>724858
>She was only 18 when she started
Started porn that is, idk when the drugs started and why.
I forgot the /b/ link:
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/812511064
A bunch of porn is in there.
I don't know if it is just because she looks like my mother or what but I'm getting fucking cut up about this.
She had a son by the way. I won't say anything about him.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 07:58 [Preview] No.724862 del
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Ok neets, in 1 hour we'll be showing Spiderman (2002) - starring Toby Mcguire, William Dafoe and directed by Sam Raimi, the film chronicles Spider-Man's origin story and early superhero career. After being bitten by a genetically altered spider, outcast teenager Peter Parker develops spider-like superhuman abilities and adopts a masked superhero identity to fight crime and injustice in New York City. 10 minutes before the movie starts we'll be playing some of its soundtrack for early arrivers. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 07:58 [Preview] No.724863 del
>>724858
Thicc.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 08:02 [Preview] No.724864 del
>>724858
>>724861
jewish poison


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 08:03 [Preview] No.724865 del
>>724858
As some wise person said in the thread you linked to:
>she did porn and fucked niggers. good riddence


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 08:07 [Preview] No.724866 del
>>724858
She doesn't even look like the ones with sure mental illness. Probably had depression.
Also good pick of topic, guaranteed replies.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 08:09 [Preview] No.724867 del
>>724866
>Also good pick of topic, guaranteed replies.
What?


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 08:13 [Preview] No.724868 del
Explosion incoming?


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 08:14 [Preview] No.724869 del
>>724867
The topic of the post was well chosen. It ensured that the post got replies.
El tema del post estaba bien elegido. Eso garantizó que el post recibiera respuestas.
帖子的主题选择得很好。它确保了帖子得到回复。


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 08:16 [Preview] No.724870 del
>>724869
Your post implies that I was fishing for (you)s.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 08:17 [Preview] No.724871 del
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I FUCKING SLEPT 14 HOURS
5 HOURS OF UNINTERRUPTED SLEEP
WORE UP TO PISS AND SMOKE 3 CIGS
THEN STAYED IN BED HALF SLEEPING HALF HUNGOVER STARING AT THE CEILING FOR 9 HOURS


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 08:17 [Preview] No.724872 del
>>724871
>I FUCKING SLEPT 14 HOURS
Good sleep?


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 08:18 [Preview] No.724873 del
>>724870
Don't worry about him, mate. I don't know why he gets like that sometimes.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 08:18 [Preview] No.724874 del
The Romanian had nightmares.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 08:18 [Preview] No.724875 del
>>724872
nightmares
at least 2 I can still recall


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 08:20 [Preview] No.724876 del
Yt is working on ct again.

>>724871
You can watch Spiderman with the fellas, starting 11:00:
https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 08:21 [Preview] No.724877 del
>>724871
You are late to your shift.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 08:21 [Preview] No.724878 del
sorry for last day
got drunk and decided to dump from a shit folder
I haven't even bothered to read what's in there, I just think it's funny to dump that kind of shit on normie sites
here it's stupid, since everybody thinks the same thing, but doesn't want to talk about it


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 08:22 [Preview] No.724879 del
>>724870
You are agitated because I approved?
Well then: you are a filthy attentionwhore who only seeks replies, shame on you.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 08:22 [Preview] No.724880 del
>>724878
no need to apologise mate, the whiny neet isn't worth being concerned about


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 08:22 [Preview] No.724881 del
>>724871
Did you know we have tv ads telling boongs not to sleep on the road:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XA241Lg70fg [Embed]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qClBRaretEk [Embed]
We even have a song about not sniffing petrol:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Nt0NcaxmGHo [Embed]
Do you have anything comparable in Romania?


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 08:23 [Preview] No.724882 del
>>724876
gotta edit a fucking 1 hour podcast (it takes about 4 hours of uninterrupted work, and I can barely work for 20 minutes without breaks for cigs)


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 08:23 [Preview] No.724883 del
>>724879
Why are you being narky at NEETs on here?


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 08:23 [Preview] No.724884 del
>>724882
Smoke and work.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 08:25 [Preview] No.724885 del
>>724881
tf
hunt them with boomerangs
kek the guy who posted the third video might know about this site


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 08:26 [Preview] No.724886 del
>>724883
I said good topic.
He got butthurted. Apparently he only likes others bullying him, he feels praises are abuse. So I restored his natural order.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 08:28 [Preview] No.724887 del
MagyarMate is being selectively retarded again. I haven't seen him like this since the Nuro-IGA wars.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 08:28 [Preview] No.724888 del
Tab closed


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 08:29 [Preview] No.724889 del
>You not deadly
>You rama rama
>Gonna get caught like bin laden Osama
Fucking 2:13 of the rama rama one cracks me up every time.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 08:29 [Preview] No.724890 del
>>724887
fuck off


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 08:30 [Preview] No.724892 del
>>724885
Copy and paste it into a new tab.
>>724878
The neets aren't really offended by such things, many would actually agree with the sentiment, but are highly averse to having political discussions here as /ausneets/ is a place to relax and have some casual chit-chat.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 08:31 [Preview] No.724893 del
>>724890
I'll fucking cum in your arse, faggot.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 08:32 [Preview] No.724894 del
Watching S05E09 of Gilmore Girls.
Now that IGA is gone, am I the only neet that has seen it?


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 08:33 [Preview] No.724895 del
>>724871
Morning.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 08:35 [Preview] No.724896 del
>>724894
I'm up to season 5 of charmed


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 08:37 [Preview] No.724897 del
>>724896
Based.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 08:37 [Preview] No.724898 del
I'm up to episode 5 of Kinky Anal MILFs 14


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 08:38 [Preview] No.724899 del
Excited for womboflix.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 08:38 [Preview] No.724900 del
I tried eating a raw onion before and found it highly unpleasant. Two thirds of it went into the green waste.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 08:39 [Preview] No.724901 del
>>724896
You probably watch it with the sound off and pull your pud


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 08:40 [Preview] No.724902 del
>>724900
I put diced or sliced white onion on boigs and hotdogs


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 08:41 [Preview] No.724903 del
>>724890
Settle down.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 08:42 [Preview] No.724904 del
>>724903
you settle down


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 08:42 [Preview] No.724905 del
>>724900
Tone would be very disappointed in you. I always put salt on them first.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 08:51 [Preview] No.724906 del


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 08:51 [Preview] No.724907 del
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>>724899
Me too. Ready.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 08:53 [Preview] No.724908 del


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 08:58 [Preview] No.724909 del
Youtube API is working again, all that php scripting was in vain.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 08:58 [Preview] No.724910 del


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 09:00 [Preview] No.724911 del
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Get in here neets, the movie is starting: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 09:01 [Preview] No.724912 del
>>724911
Looking good.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 09:15 [Preview] No.724913 del
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Did this image not work for some reason?


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 09:18 [Preview] No.724914 del
>>724913
I can see it both times


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 09:20 [Preview] No.724915 del
>>724914
maybe it's my browser


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 09:26 [Preview] No.724916 del
>>724911
>>724913
I can't open the webp getting, 404. The thumbnail is there.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 09:35 [Preview] No.724917 del
Got an erection.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 09:55 [Preview] No.724918 del
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>>724917
Give it a good whack.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 09:58 [Preview] No.724919 del
>>724917
full 4 inches?


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 10:09 [Preview] No.724921 del
Based on nuros behaviour in the movie room I think he should never be allowed back here.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 10:09 [Preview] No.724922 del
>tfw wish I could go back to S20


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 10:12 [Preview] No.724923 del
>>724921
He has a board already.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 10:12 [Preview] No.724924 del
bacon and eggs for dinner


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 10:15 [Preview] No.724925 del
>>724921
we don't even know it's nuro, could be iga


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 10:16 [Preview] No.724926 del
>>724925
They're both dead. Nuro died in a helicopter crash and IGA through a steam related accident. RIP to the both of them.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 10:16 [Preview] No.724927 del
>>724924
Put mine on a hamburger roll with bbq sauce please.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 10:17 [Preview] No.724928 del
>>724924
I'll have mine in a burger too thanks


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 10:18 [Preview] No.724929 del
>>724923
'The bored singular WAGIE'


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 10:18 [Preview] No.724930 del


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 10:19 [Preview] No.724931 del
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>>724924
Lovely


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 10:20 [Preview] No.724932 del
>>724858
I'm so beating off to her tonight!


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 10:20 [Preview] No.724933 del


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 10:22 [Preview] No.724934 del
>>724929
He was a handsome devil.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 10:22 [Preview] No.724935 del
>>724931
Magnificent, The NEET Mona Lisa


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 10:23 [Preview] No.724936 del
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>>724930
That's fine.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 10:24 [Preview] No.724937 del
>>724931
very nice


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 10:26 [Preview] No.724938 del
>>724936
He hates us.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 10:37 [Preview] No.724940 del
>>724910
more like the barringer crater


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 10:43 [Preview] No.724941 del
Switching my note taking to Obsidian.md
Been playing around with it today and it seems great. Never was able to get settled with Notion so I just continued to use Apple notes despite knowing it wasn't an optimal workflow.
Obsidian seems a lot more intuitive, way easier to jump around different notes with the command palette, tabs, tags, and even native vim motions


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 10:53 [Preview] No.724943 del
craving toast


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 10:55 [Preview] No.724944 del
>>724941
gedit still rocks


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 10:56 [Preview] No.724945 del
And you cunts thought I was being paranoid saying that nuro was still posting here.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 10:56 [Preview] No.724946 del
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NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 10:57 [Preview] No.724947 del
>>724941
I have been using it for a few years, infrequently. It's pretty good.


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.724949 del
>>724945
Iga is definitely up to his usual tricks recently


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.724950 del
>>724942
>Police are seeking Awan Awan
If he's on internet it should be that hard to find a WAN


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 10:59 [Preview] No.724951 del
>>724948
Iga is definitely up to his usual tricks recently


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 10:59 [Preview] No.724952 del
>>724950
>Awan
>Awan so far away


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 11:00 [Preview] No.724953 del


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 11:00 [Preview] No.724954 del
>>724952
Just ping it!


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 11:00 [Preview] No.724955 del
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RUN NEETS! GET TO THE CHOPPAH!


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.724957 del
The chopper smells like arse


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.724958 del
YELLOW HIGH HEELS


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.724959 del
BUM RASH


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.724960 del
CUM SPLASH


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.724961 del
GREEN LIPSTICK GOBBYS


NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 11:02 [Preview] No.724962 del
SPIDER BALLS

Edit: NEW:
>>724920
>>724920
>>724920
>>724920
Edited last time by imissfather on 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:44.



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