Cruisey didn’t even appreciate the vacapoo.

Who's our biggest executive now that diet neet is out of the running?

>>724949
Maybe. IGA and nuro are two different problems with the same solution.

>>724920
Old isn't red this is the worst thread ever i hate everything I'm never posting again reeeeeeeeeeee

An embarrassing OP. You should be ashamed of yourself neet.

>>724963
Probably Weber at 140kg or nuro (now that he is back alive).

>>724965
Tab status?

>>724968
Closed forevor

>>724964
RIP.

>>724967
>(now that he is back alive).
If confirmed, that's the second time he's been brought back to life.

keep needing to piss

>>724966
You are too harsh.

>>724971
'beetus?

>>724970
Third times the charm.

>>724945
You ain't paranoid he posted a pic from the workshop just last week ffs.

>>724941
Real Men take notes with cat (and I don't mean the felines.).

Nuro does not refer to his home as the "disabled dunny"
Like the jew you push it too far

>>724970
>If confirmed, that's the second time he's been brought back to life.
Sounds like he got his hands on some Wizzy semen.

>>724979
She got bitten by a radioactive cat

Garn sleep.

>>724981
Night fella.

>>724981
Night.

Easy win
+$10

>>724984
$5.50 tip?

>>724986
Vile harlot flashing her elbows in public.

>>724920
You're welcome. Thank you.


Have a blessed day Neets, o7

>>724989
Thanks noot. It is always a good day without nuro.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=VGMAUos24ow [Embed]
I can't stop listening to this.

$6900 estimated tax return.
Getting the evaporator replaced(have to take the entire dash apart for my camry big job) and aircon regassed. Which will be close to 2k.

>>724992
CLeanstove?

>>724993
call me CLeanBussy

>>724992
>$6900 estimated tax return.
faaarkin cashed up!!!

>>724992
Take it to the cas and turn it into $20k

Might read Spiderman.

>>724939
get a poo knife

>>724987
>1 cm taller than her
>can be done
>I like bobs and vegana
>can play big iron (can't sing it though)
where do I sign up?

>>724999
Her whining is mostly performative imo.

>>725000
rip millionaire christmas tree gf

>>725001
>christmas tree gf
What?
>>724999
Are you a normal height in Romania?

A neet was rama rama once.

>>725001
play wonderwall!

Does he mean Christmas cake?

>>725002 whenever I'm alki g down h s reet with my f ien we' e allin tall women christm s ree

>>725002 whenever I'm walking down the street with my only friend, we call tall women christmas trees in part because christmas trees are tall and in part because we don't want the women to realize we're talking about them

>>725002
>What?
whenever I'm walking down the street with my only friend, we call tall women christmas trees
in part because christmas trees are tall and in part because we don't want the women to realize we're talking about them
>Are you a normal height in Romania?
wut?

>>725010
i anticipated your post play wonderwall

>>725010
Emma Dumont is 175cm. If you are only 1cm taller than you are fairly short by Australian standards. I am asking if you are considered short in Romania or if it is common for a man to be your height.

>>725011
fucking hell
not much of a strummer, but I can give it a try

>>725013
you will do what you're told

>>725012
she's been passed around a lot

>>725012
most people around me are shorter so idk

>>725015
oh
haven't thought of that

bug?

realtime users, on site: 9, on ausneets: 115, on this thread: 3

I don't like this realtime neet. He is awful.

>>725015
Vile lies.
>>725017
He is lying but you need to keep your gypsy paws away from her anyway because she is my gf.

>>725014
k man, don't kill my family

>>725009
Just like that 'big incident' right?

>>725021
do you bite your thumb at me, sir?

>>725024
You weren't invited to the big incident.

>>725024
We were all there, we just don't like you.

>>725011
Where's your vocaroo? Said a few days ago you'd put up something.

>>725028
no i didn't

>>725012
and here I was thinking 175 was the average Aussie male height

>>725030
#dwarflivesmatter

>>725029
Oh you certainly did boy, I'm watching your every move on teh daily.

>>725032
where did i say that?

>>725030
That is because they count senile old coots from the 30s and godless little chinks. I am 185cm and strictly average compared to zoomers.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, nuro will remain here for as long as tiffin does.
All three of them need to be banned together.

>>725028
right hand harmonics are a pain in the ass, it will take me at least a month to learn the oblivion song

>>725035
when has nuro been posting?

>>725030
never trust statistics, most of them lie
>>725034
have you tried going outside?

>>725038
>outside
that's the bad place

>>725037
He was in the womboflix chat having a fit about ChickenDinner.
He wouldn't be posting there if he wasn't at least lurking here.

>>725040
are you sure that was him and not just some retard?

>>725038
>>725038
>have you tried going outside?
Yes, that is where I found I am of a strictly average height amongst the youth. I understand you are upset by the idea of not only being a gypsy, but a turbo-manlet as well.

>>725042
narky

>>725041
Oh of course, the bad posts are never nuro!
Fuck off nuro you pan shitting cunt

I've been to Bali too!

>>725044
i never said that, calm down

I'm sure he's lurking. I sometimes I assume some posts are his and that he isn't trying to reveal himself.
He could never leave, he's addicted and lonely

>>725045
He gets his kicks from microchips, orders from the C.I.A
Birobugs and lasers, casual surveillance, boardrooms and communiques

Don't use your phone and don't use mine
Don't speak treason, they're tapping the li-ine

maybe stop talking about him all the time, that just feeds it

>>725046
No I'm not but the typing and writing styles matched nuro's exactly and it seems unreasonable to assume he would never do it.

feed my arse

I can't make a sack last longer than two days.

>>725052
I'm back on the lobster pills and ramping up my dose

>>725053
creaky joints?

lobster pills?

also can't sleep

benzоes?

>>725056
Too early.

>>725057
yes

cooking cabbage tomorrow

Is bussy is feeling busted from multiple painful poos today

>>725061
Three day old clogger?

tired

watching a white historian mock pajeet 'history'

>>725064
nice to know

>>725064
Link?

>>725064
>>725066
Seconded.

wish I had something for midnight snacks

Going to buy a heater this payday

So desperate for (you)'s he's' posting on a russian board with the help of GOOgle translate.

>>725039
I agree

>>725060
Polish stuffed cabbage rolls?
RIP SoyFree

>>725042
if you say so, I guess you might be right

>>725070
?

>>725063
have a beer man, it helps

>>725075
>it helps
Making you feel less tired or helping you get to sleep?

>>725047
Such ignorance amongst you naive_NEETS, the idiot has regularly posted pics since his banning.

>>725076
both
a beer makes me feel less tired
4 liters put me to sleep

>>725078
>4 liters
Life is pleasure on the Romania.
That would be extremely expensive here due to taxes.

>>725079
>>725078
About 15-20 euros for 4 liters.

>>725074
i think that neet is having an episode

you're all just me

Boring you. Rock the pirate out then, we'll cut ourselves in Durotar once upon a time.

I farmed wolves for a week in some kind of kala valley, because I didn’t know where else to go

>>725080
jesus
here if you buy the 2l bottles you'd pay 2 euros for those 4 liters
3-5.5 if you're buying cans

>>725085
did you make them imbreed?

Almost a million shitposts

Banned from discord again for posting >>725084

>>725086
>2 euros for those 4 liters
I hate this fucking government so much.

>>725091
You voted for it

>>725091
>I hate this fucking government so much.
same
although the wages have not increased significantly, the prices skyrocketed since the pandemic

talking about 20-30%

69

You're in ayshin

>>725092
I did not. The alcohol taxes have existed longer than I've been alive.

>>725097
Reincarnation

Can weber do this?

>>725097
You can make your own alcohol. For example, mead. It's quite simple, the usual fermentation...

>>725101
Ciderman.

>>725102
7,99 $ USD

bed time

>>725103
https://www.emag.ro/vodka-sobieski-40-0-7l-1542/pd/DCH225MBM/?X-Search-Id=6f514b40730b2e122e60&X-Product-Id=112424970&X-Search-Page=1&X-Search-Position=37&X-Section=search&X-MB=0&X-Search-Action=view
same price

>>725103
And it's French.

>>725104
good night
I'm be asleep soon, but I gotta finish my beer

>>725104
Night fella.

>>725105
>emag
Jesus Christ. That's a peronal info gathering and peddling mob. Okay, nothing beats Google, but emag does it so heavy handedly.

>>725108
look hungry guy, I'm too drunk to search up the local market/supermarket prices in their shitty pdf catalogue
I usually get my stuff from penny/kaufland/lidl in that order
emag is only good if you are lazy as hell and want to give foreigners a somewhat decent idea about living prices
apart from that, I fully agree with you
it's a shit site, and takes a lot of people out of business

about to call it a night
sorry for not playing what I said I would, here's another shitty vocaroo
https://voca.ro/104WV3bACQo3

>>725110
Night blackfella.
Not bad.

good morning neets, what's for breakfast?

>>725112
Breakfast of champions: salo, bread, onion.

>>725112
>>725113
Good morning NEETs.

>>725112
Bacon and Eggs.

>>725110
Hopefully local takes over your shift.

harrumph

>>725116
Local C?

>>725117
12.5/9.2

>>725119
that's how I feel

feeling absolutely empty, knew I shouldn't have started on the lobster pills again, but had no choice

>>725121
of course you had a choice

TEMPERATURE IS THE ONLY ART I KNOW
ALL I CAN SAY IS
WOW

>>724781
Lol, Fucking hell

>>725113
Well salo'd

>>724858
>dead pron starx
How do hot girls from upper caste families become such crazy degenerates?
The answer is somewhere in the data which outlines the observed phenomenon: The hotter they are the more likely they are to be crazy. It bodes badly for the white race that our best genes are in the hands of such wretches on a downward spiral all but impossible to reverse. Only a race based ideological framework, a reversion of the womans role back to the traditional and correction of modern technology enabled vice can address this problem. Also likely her parents were to permissive with her upbringing.

>>725131
He did not.

>>725129
You've been listening to pete haven't you?

>>725134
Wise words.

>>725134
He was right. I wonder what happened to it though.

>>725135
I trusted the plan >>724868

sexting a gril that my arsehole is always a little bit wet

>>725139
She should send you a Chux sample.

>>725137
I bet bat had to do the cutting.

>>725141
He needs to get an old unauthenticated samarium sword for her place just shid slicing.

Strange posts

>download less than 5mbps
Woe

>>725144
Slow and steady.

>The Australian Army has shown off its military strength in Adelaide’s CBD. Soldiers from the 1st Armoured Regiment accompanied by two Abrams battle tanks marched along King William Road from the Torrens Parade Ground to St Peters Cathedral.
absolute cringe

>>725146
Cool

>>725146
What's cringe about it?

>>725149
a whole two seppo tanks
troops not even carrying rifles
tiny group
child molester padres up front

>>725150
shittiest dress uniform of any major military on earth

>>725150
Nothing is ever good enough is it?

>>725152
I am disillusioned and disenfranchised. This country sucks and I no longer have any respect for government, police, or the military.

>>725153
Sounds like an attitude problem.

>>725152
He's a miserable person, what can you expect?

>>725153
Then leave.

>>725156
All that culture.

They love our milk and honey.

>>725146
The ostriches are already frightened and are already requesting peace talks.

>>725161
kek

Wonder what monks up to

>>725164
Probably still sleeping.

>>725146
But why? Who/what are we flexin for?

>>725130
die

>>725165
He is in his cloud space.

>>725163
Kek

Wag the Dog(1997) is on womboflix tonight - an American political satire black comedy film produced and directed by Barry Levinson and starring Dustin Hoffman and Robert De Niro. The film centers on a spin doctor and a Hollywood producer who fabricate a war in Albania to distract voters from a presidential sex scandal. 7pm AEST

>>725170
Looking foward to this

>>725156
Tiffin strikes again. When will he stop destroying innocent peoples lives?

Have you checked your pronouns today neets?

>>725175
Jewish rubbish.

>>725176
It's not even accurate, the article has never had that image.

>>725174
Toad knows whats going on.

>>725177
I never claimed it was. That tranny shit is still Jewish rubbish.

had fish and chips

https://youtube.com/watch?v=KNfYMUEJkkk [Embed]

Need to watch this movie.
Makes me think about Shitey and a magical turtle.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CAwPOHvfNUA [Embed]

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/why-i-think-my-aunt-betrayed-anne-franks-family/news-story/f366224e4a5cf3ddc8d888cd9ada8adb
Based Nelly

>>725181
ethnic movie

>>725174
Worthy of a fridge

@weber

And which one of you is posting about it on polru?

>>725163
Me likey!

>>725180
Good fish and chips?

>>725186
leave them alone

>>725175
clown/world

monk is doing a hot tub stream at the moment

>>725188
yeah

>>725180
cod?
battered?
chicken salt?

>>725194
a bit nosey aren't you?

>>725195
NEETs crave the details.

>>725182
WHOA

>>725196
but have they earned it?

>>725198
Probably not but we should assume they have if we feel like it.

Looked like a blade of actual grass in my bagged salad. Still ate it like the good bovine goy I am.

Cum'd

>>725172
His lemon addiction is out of control.

morning

>>725111
thanks man
>>725115
wait for 1 week, and I'll be back on my regular shift again
I hate being awake all day

>>725156
>the lemon stealing whores strike again
that's why we can't have nice things

Been watching the ashes? @Weber

>>725175
fake and gay (literally)
anyway, using the 2007-2012 archives of wikipedia via wayback machine works best if you want half accurate info

Might say something nice later on

>>725189
будешь плакать?

Did some drugs, just for something different.

>>725212
Good drugs?

>>725168
kek

>>725213
Same old ones.
Need to have the rest of the day, and tomorrow off.
Should have had today off.

>>725216
Iktf, I have a choof and then sit there thinking about how I need to stop choofing.

>>725217
>how I need to stop choofing.
Tomorrow?

>>725218
Maybe the day after.

God these are delicious

>>725212
You're a cool guy.

>>725217
It's months since I had a completely sober day.

>>725212
what drugs fella?

*knock knock*

>>725225
Who's there?
you better answer this time

heh heh

Wonder if Weber got a new poo knife

I had two stains on my hoodie so I gave them a little scrub in the bathroom and now they are more obvious and I look like a boong.

>>725228
Time for an upgrade.

>>725146
Gay.

Morning
4pm wakeup. Mummybot not impressed
All nighter tonight.
I cracked the shits and threw out all of the troons mouldy food from the fridge. Fucking disgusting mentally ill retard

>>725233
Install 'Alarmy' on your phone and scan a barcode on something in the back of your fridge or larder with it. Fucking cunt of a thing can't be force killed or turned off until you do the needful.

>>725233
Be nicer to your mothers.

>>725236
He should stab and curb stomp the tranny and set it on fire

>>725237
based

some people live to eat but i live to rape

>>725237
Who will pay the rent then?

>>725240
Impersonate it and keep using its Cennobux

>>725241
And then Monk will be the tranny.

>>725242
It's called the Circle of Gay Life, bigot.

One week without any sugar. Lowering my glucose levels. Proud of myself AND WANT A COOKIE.

>>725245
UnsweetNEET

>>725245
OD on an insulin injection

>>725230
taking cbt to a new level

>>725248
Great when the blade jams and the drill you've attached it to breaks your arm. Just buy a Sawzall.

>>725249
same

>>725249
Get something safer like
https://www.samuraimuseum.jp/shop/product/antique-japanese-sword-wakizashi-signed-by-echizen-jyu-kanenorinbthk-tokubetsu-hozon-certificate/

>>725235
Not a bad idea. I need to put my phone across the room but theres no powerpoint there.
Getting a script for temazepam on Tuesday, and then getting off the seroquel. This time for real!

>>725240
Zhe don't even pay rent!

>>725252
>temazepam on Tuesday
>This time for real!
Sounds do-able.

>>725252
>Getting a script for temazepam
Got one last week, once again I'm ahead of the curve. Let me know how much you're taking.

>>725252
>and then getting off the seroquel.
What are you using it for with your current sleep cycle?

>>725146
>vidrel

>>725170
Good movie.

>>725254
I'll get the 5mg. Drop the seroquel by half down to 50mg. Hopefully get down to 0 within a month

>>725255
To sleep. Somehow it knocks me out after being awake for ~13 hours but sometimes I'm still up at 7am

>>725256
>vidrel
Even funnier, they're currently trying to strip the medals from the SAS guys who served in Afghanisan

>>725245
You're going well neet.

>>725258
I remember that, someone told me here.
How often Australia has military parades btw?

>>725260
>How often Australia has military parades btw?
Typically once a year on ANZAC Day, April 25.
Occasionally the Airforce will do some stuff with FA-18s for special events, but that's about it.

>>725257
I didn't know you could get 5mg. I've got a pack of 10mg. I've been breaking them up into quarters and taking a quarter when I need to. I've already got the symptoms I used to get on lobster pills - feeling of tiredness in the morning, inability to think clearly and agoraphobia/fear of leaving my house.

>>725244
good stuff

Did a DEED

>>725261
I see. I thought parades were haram.

>>725265
ANZAC Day isn't a show of military might, it's more for veterans or their kids to march (if the veteran is dead), but active service members also march in uniform.

is there any good australian tv from the 80s or 70s we could watch sometime?

>>725268
Good lord

>>725267
Patrol Boat
Skippy

>>725262
Which lobster pills are you on?

>>725268
Mmmmm yeaaaah baby!

>>725268
Looks good, sauce?

>>725274
No.

>>725274
Every sauce has sugar in it. Sugar is bad!

Watching the vicar of dibly

>>725273
Spoiler: it's priluki.

>>725170
Whats this moofie about?
does it have martin sheen in it?

Ok, Wage The Dog(1997) will be on in 50 minutes. 10 minutes beforehand we'll be playing some tasteful australian music.
https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>725272
temapazem

i've got worms

>>725256
Why is it a good Moofie?
Is it in English?
Does it have subs?

>>725283
>Is it in English?
It's an American movie with Dustin Hoffman and Robert De Niro in it.

>>725279
It's about how sausages are made.
I don't think so. If he is in, it's a minor role.

>>725283
Watch and see.
Yes.
I dunno.

>>725269
Kek
>>725282
You've got worms in your brain

>>725285
I dont eat saussages because they are full of dogs. Does that mean I wont like the moofie?

>>725287
Dogs are good for you. 1,5 billion chinks can't be wrong.

things were better before they became worse

>>725288
O ok do chinks eat a lot of saussages? I thought chink saussages were called sushis.

>>725292
They eat NEETs that ask silly questions.

Incredibly lethargic

>>725294
stay off the lobster pills

Ready.

Get in here neets, the movie's starting: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

You guys have upset me enough that I'm going to get my poo dna tested for parasites next time I go to the doctor

Oh we got a peeper

I just want to go to the gym but it is too early yet.

>>725301
I notice it tends to be pretty empty around 10, or maybe 1-2 other people. Means I don't have to worry about people being in the road.

>>725300
kek, cute.

At the gym. Not many people here thank God. Should I bench and squat or deadlift and overhead press?

>>725300
Someone looks cold.

>>725304
squat, ohp, then deadlift

Angry

Started deadlifting. Big loss of strength. Bender toll being paid. Woe.

"I’m autistic dude I do this autistic thing where when something is scheduled I sit and wait and do nothing else until that thing happens. I’ve literally been laying in bed waiting for hours just refreshing YouTube doing literally nothing else. I wish I was joking, I do this when expecting important amazon packages too. Autism rules my sad pathetic life."

>>725289
It's a bit like that sometimes isn't it.

>>725296
This one is a very strong rat.

>>725292
I would've said "thanks nigga" and handed it straight back!

>>725296
Free electricity AND an animal companion. Sweet deal imho.

Sick of cooking my own food.

>>725316
Local C?

Done at the gym. Okay sesh. Feeling woed seeing all the couples about.

>>725316
Report to police

>>725317
Part of the multiple choice quiz I'm doing.

>>725320
Pick option C.

>>725321
Option C is "buy him meth instead".

>>725322
Is there an option to buy lobster pills?

I'm stupid.

>>725323
> lobster pills
The choice of the discerning neet

>>725316
Allow the client to make their own choices, coach the client in scoring their own cannabis, foster a sense of personal accomplishment in the client, help the client set their own goals around scoring cannabis, support the client if they get ripped off and end up with bullshit leaf trimmings

>>725326
Another UMM PTY LTD success story.

now what neets?

>>725328
In what way?

>>725328
I'm garn sleep.

Good morning & have a blessed day, Neets o7

>>725330
Enjoy your crisp sheets.

>>725300
Are you eating or did you fart?

>>725326
>>725316
This one.

>>725307
why?

>>725314
at least he's honest

>>725338
Please stop.

>>725338
I think you're now homo

>>725101
>For example, mead
Mead is one of the worst to make on your own due to the price of honey you fucking minda. Do you live on a fucking apiary or something?

>>725338
got me

Johnny's beggin' pretty please!

>>725336
A lack of (you)s probably

>>725344
>>725344
kek

Slow cooker cooking slowly.