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NEET General #711 - Conveniently Inconvenient Edition NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 10:07 [Preview] No. 724920
Thank you come again!

OLD: 723949

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 10:37 [Preview] No.724939 del
Cruisey didn’t even appreciate the vacapoo.

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.724956 del

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 11:02 [Preview] No.724963 del
Who's our biggest executive now that diet neet is out of the running?

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 11:03 [Preview] No.724964 del
Maybe. IGA and nuro are two different problems with the same solution.

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 11:03 [Preview] No.724965 del
Old isn't red this is the worst thread ever i hate everything I'm never posting again reeeeeeeeeeee

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 11:03 [Preview] No.724966 del
An embarrassing OP. You should be ashamed of yourself neet.

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 11:04 [Preview] No.724967 del
Probably Weber at 140kg or nuro (now that he is back alive).

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 11:06 [Preview] No.724968 del
Tab status?

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 11:07 [Preview] No.724969 del
Closed forevor

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 11:07 [Preview] No.724970 del

>(now that he is back alive).
If confirmed, that's the second time he's been brought back to life.

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 11:08 [Preview] No.724971 del
keep needing to piss

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 11:08 [Preview] No.724972 del
You are too harsh.

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 11:08 [Preview] No.724973 del

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 11:08 [Preview] No.724974 del
Third times the charm.

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 11:08 [Preview] No.724975 del
You ain't paranoid he posted a pic from the workshop just last week ffs.

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 11:09 [Preview] No.724976 del
Real Men take notes with cat (and I don't mean the felines.).

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 11:10 [Preview] No.724977 del
Nuro does not refer to his home as the "disabled dunny"
Like the jew you push it too far

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 11:10 [Preview] No.724978 del
>If confirmed, that's the second time he's been brought back to life.
Sounds like he got his hands on some Wizzy semen.

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 11:11 [Preview] No.724979 del
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NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 11:17 [Preview] No.724980 del
She got bitten by a radioactive cat

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 11:39 [Preview] No.724981 del
Garn sleep.

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 11:44 [Preview] No.724982 del
Night fella.

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 11:45 [Preview] No.724983 del

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 11:53 [Preview] No.724984 del
Easy win

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 11:56 [Preview] No.724985 del
$5.50 tip?

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 12:04 [Preview] No.724987 del
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NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 12:05 [Preview] No.724988 del
Vile harlot flashing her elbows in public.

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 12:06 [Preview] No.724989 del
You're welcome. Thank you.

Have a blessed day Neets, o7

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 12:14 [Preview] No.724990 del
Thanks noot. It is always a good day without nuro.

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 12:16 [Preview] No.724991 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VGMAUos24ow [Embed]
I can't stop listening to this.

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 12:23 [Preview] No.724992 del
$6900 estimated tax return.
Getting the evaporator replaced(have to take the entire dash apart for my camry big job) and aircon regassed. Which will be close to 2k.

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 12:34 [Preview] No.724993 del

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 12:38 [Preview] No.724994 del
call me CLeanBussy

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 12:40 [Preview] No.724995 del
>$6900 estimated tax return.
faaarkin cashed up!!!

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 12:48 [Preview] No.724996 del
Take it to the cas and turn it into $20k

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 12:51 [Preview] No.724997 del
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Might read Spiderman.

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 12:58 [Preview] No.724998 del
get a poo knife

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 13:06 [Preview] No.724999 del
>1 cm taller than her
>can be done
>I like bobs and vegana
>can play big iron (can't sing it though)
where do I sign up?

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 13:11 [Preview] No.725000 del
Her whining is mostly performative imo.

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 13:13 [Preview] No.725001 del
rip millionaire christmas tree gf

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 13:14 [Preview] No.725002 del
>christmas tree gf
Are you a normal height in Romania?

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 13:24 [Preview] No.725003 del
A neet was rama rama once.

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 13:26 [Preview] No.725004 del
play wonderwall!

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 13:27 [Preview] No.725005 del
Does he mean Christmas cake?

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 13:28 [Preview] No.725006 del
>>725002 whenever I'm alki g down h s reet with my f ien we' e allin tall women christm s ree

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 13:29 [Preview] No.725007 del

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 13:30 [Preview] No.725008 del
>>725002 whenever I'm walking down the street with my only friend, we call tall women christmas trees in part because christmas trees are tall and in part because we don't want the women to realize we're talking about them

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 13:30 [Preview] No.725009 del
i can see the future the day of reckoning is tomorrow

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 13:31 [Preview] No.725010 del
whenever I'm walking down the street with my only friend, we call tall women christmas trees
in part because christmas trees are tall and in part because we don't want the women to realize we're talking about them
>Are you a normal height in Romania?

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 13:31 [Preview] No.725011 del
i anticipated your post play wonderwall

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 13:33 [Preview] No.725012 del
Emma Dumont is 175cm. If you are only 1cm taller than you are fairly short by Australian standards. I am asking if you are considered short in Romania or if it is common for a man to be your height.

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 13:33 [Preview] No.725013 del
fucking hell
not much of a strummer, but I can give it a try

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 13:34 [Preview] No.725014 del
you will do what you're told

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 13:34 [Preview] No.725015 del
she's been passed around a lot

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 13:34 [Preview] No.725016 del
most people around me are shorter so idk

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 13:35 [Preview] No.725017 del
haven't thought of that

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 13:35 [Preview] No.725018 del

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 13:36 [Preview] No.725019 del
realtime users, on site: 9, on ausneets: 115, on this thread: 3

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 13:36 [Preview] No.725020 del
I don't like this realtime neet. He is awful.

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 13:37 [Preview] No.725021 del
Vile lies.
He is lying but you need to keep your gypsy paws away from her anyway because she is my gf.

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 13:40 [Preview] No.725022 del
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NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 13:44 [Preview] No.725023 del
k man, don't kill my family

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 13:44 [Preview] No.725024 del
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Just like that 'big incident' right?

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 13:48 [Preview] No.725025 del
do you bite your thumb at me, sir?

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 13:48 [Preview] No.725026 del
You weren't invited to the big incident.

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 13:49 [Preview] No.725027 del
We were all there, we just don't like you.

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 13:52 [Preview] No.725028 del
Where's your vocaroo? Said a few days ago you'd put up something.

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 13:54 [Preview] No.725029 del
no i didn't

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 13:56 [Preview] No.725030 del
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and here I was thinking 175 was the average Aussie male height

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 13:57 [Preview] No.725031 del

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 14:02 [Preview] No.725032 del
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Oh you certainly did boy, I'm watching your every move on teh daily.

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 14:03 [Preview] No.725033 del
where did i say that?

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 14:04 [Preview] No.725034 del
That is because they count senile old coots from the 30s and godless little chinks. I am 185cm and strictly average compared to zoomers.

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 14:06 [Preview] No.725035 del
I've said it before and I'll say it again, nuro will remain here for as long as tiffin does.
All three of them need to be banned together.

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 14:07 [Preview] No.725036 del
right hand harmonics are a pain in the ass, it will take me at least a month to learn the oblivion song

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 14:07 [Preview] No.725037 del
when has nuro been posting?

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 14:08 [Preview] No.725038 del
never trust statistics, most of them lie
have you tried going outside?

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 14:09 [Preview] No.725039 del
that's the bad place

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 14:10 [Preview] No.725040 del
He was in the womboflix chat having a fit about ChickenDinner.
He wouldn't be posting there if he wasn't at least lurking here.

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 14:11 [Preview] No.725041 del
are you sure that was him and not just some retard?

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 14:11 [Preview] No.725042 del
>have you tried going outside?
Yes, that is where I found I am of a strictly average height amongst the youth. I understand you are upset by the idea of not only being a gypsy, but a turbo-manlet as well.

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 14:12 [Preview] No.725043 del

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 14:12 [Preview] No.725044 del
Oh of course, the bad posts are never nuro!
Fuck off nuro you pan shitting cunt

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 14:12 [Preview] No.725045 del
I've been to Bali too!

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 14:13 [Preview] No.725046 del
i never said that, calm down

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 14:13 [Preview] No.725047 del
I'm sure he's lurking. I sometimes I assume some posts are his and that he isn't trying to reveal himself.
He could never leave, he's addicted and lonely

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 14:14 [Preview] No.725048 del
He gets his kicks from microchips, orders from the C.I.A
Birobugs and lasers, casual surveillance, boardrooms and communiques

Don't use your phone and don't use mine
Don't speak treason, they're tapping the li-ine

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 14:14 [Preview] No.725049 del
maybe stop talking about him all the time, that just feeds it

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 14:14 [Preview] No.725050 del
No I'm not but the typing and writing styles matched nuro's exactly and it seems unreasonable to assume he would never do it.

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 14:17 [Preview] No.725051 del
feed my arse

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 14:18 [Preview] No.725052 del
I can't make a sack last longer than two days.

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.725053 del
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I'm back on the lobster pills and ramping up my dose

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.725054 del
creaky joints?

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.725055 del
lobster pills?

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.725056 del
also can't sleep

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.725057 del

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.725058 del
Too early.

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.725059 del

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 14:27 [Preview] No.725060 del
cooking cabbage tomorrow

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.725061 del
Is bussy is feeling busted from multiple painful poos today

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.725062 del
Three day old clogger?

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.725063 del

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.725064 del
watching a white historian mock pajeet 'history'

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.725065 del
nice to know

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 14:42 [Preview] No.725066 del

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 14:43 [Preview] No.725067 del

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 14:44 [Preview] No.725068 del
wish I had something for midnight snacks

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 14:46 [Preview] No.725069 del
Going to buy a heater this payday

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 14:47 [Preview] No.725070 del
So desperate for (you)'s he's' posting on a russian board with the help of GOOgle translate.

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 14:48 [Preview] No.725071 del
I agree

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 14:49 [Preview] No.725072 del
Polish stuffed cabbage rolls?
RIP SoyFree

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 14:50 [Preview] No.725073 del
if you say so, I guess you might be right

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 14:50 [Preview] No.725074 del

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 14:51 [Preview] No.725075 del
have a beer man, it helps

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 14:52 [Preview] No.725076 del
>it helps
Making you feel less tired or helping you get to sleep?

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 14:54 [Preview] No.725077 del
Such ignorance amongst you naive_NEETS, the idiot has regularly posted pics since his banning.

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 14:55 [Preview] No.725078 del
a beer makes me feel less tired
4 liters put me to sleep

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 14:56 [Preview] No.725079 del
>4 liters
Life is pleasure on the Romania.
That would be extremely expensive here due to taxes.

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 14:57 [Preview] No.725080 del
About 15-20 euros for 4 liters.

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 14:57 [Preview] No.725081 del
i think that neet is having an episode

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 14:59 [Preview] No.725082 del
you're all just me

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 15:03 [Preview] No.725083 del
Boring you. Rock the pirate out then, we'll cut ourselves in Durotar once upon a time.

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.725084 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=m4QO5jyEw2E [Embed]

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.725085 del
I farmed wolves for a week in some kind of kala valley, because I didn’t know where else to go

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.725086 del
here if you buy the 2l bottles you'd pay 2 euros for those 4 liters
3-5.5 if you're buying cans

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 15:08 [Preview] No.725087 del
did you make them imbreed?

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 15:09 [Preview] No.725088 del

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 15:10 [Preview] No.725089 del
Almost a million shitposts

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.725090 del
Banned from discord again for posting >>725084

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.725091 del
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>2 euros for those 4 liters
I hate this fucking government so much.

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 15:31 [Preview] No.725092 del
You voted for it

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 15:36 [Preview] No.725093 del
>I hate this fucking government so much.
although the wages have not increased significantly, the prices skyrocketed since the pandemic

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 15:37 [Preview] No.725094 del
talking about 20-30%

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 15:39 [Preview] No.725095 del

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 15:43 [Preview] No.725096 del
You're in ayshin

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 15:45 [Preview] No.725097 del
I did not. The alcohol taxes have existed longer than I've been alive.

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 15:47 [Preview] No.725098 del

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 15:49 [Preview] No.725099 del
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>you're not going to post that filthy beaner again tomorrow, are you neet?

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 15:50 [Preview] No.725100 del
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Can weber do this?

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 16:17 [Preview] No.725101 del
You can make your own alcohol. For example, mead. It's quite simple, the usual fermentation...

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 16:25 [Preview] No.725102 del

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 16:30 [Preview] No.725103 del
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7,99 $ USD

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 16:47 [Preview] No.725104 del
bed time

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 16:51 [Preview] No.725106 del
And it's French.

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 16:52 [Preview] No.725107 del
good night
I'm be asleep soon, but I gotta finish my beer

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 16:54 [Preview] No.725108 del
Night fella.

Jesus Christ. That's a peronal info gathering and peddling mob. Okay, nothing beats Google, but emag does it so heavy handedly.

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 17:02 [Preview] No.725109 del
look hungry guy, I'm too drunk to search up the local market/supermarket prices in their shitty pdf catalogue
I usually get my stuff from penny/kaufland/lidl in that order
emag is only good if you are lazy as hell and want to give foreigners a somewhat decent idea about living prices
apart from that, I fully agree with you
it's a shit site, and takes a lot of people out of business

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 17:32 [Preview] No.725110 del
about to call it a night
sorry for not playing what I said I would, here's another shitty vocaroo

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 17:46 [Preview] No.725111 del
Night blackfella.
Not bad.

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 20:10 [Preview] No.725112 del
good morning neets, what's for breakfast?

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 20:18 [Preview] No.725113 del
Breakfast of champions: salo, bread, onion.

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 20:47 [Preview] No.725114 del
Good morning NEETs.

Bacon and Eggs.

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 21:44 [Preview] No.725115 del
Hopefully local takes over your shift.

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 21:57 [Preview] No.725116 del

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 22:01 [Preview] No.725117 del
Local C?

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NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 22:07 [Preview] No.725120 del
that's how I feel

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 22:12 [Preview] No.725121 del
feeling absolutely empty, knew I shouldn't have started on the lobster pills again, but had no choice

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 22:31 [Preview] No.725123 del
of course you had a choice

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 22:38 [Preview] No.725124 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4Tq6jSwGzHk [Embed]

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 22:49 [Preview] No.725125 del

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 23:07 [Preview] No.725126 del
>Temperature's waltz,
>Painting heat with frozen hues,
>Wow, ice burns my soul.

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 23:12 [Preview] No.725127 del
Lol, Fucking hell

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 23:17 [Preview] No.725128 del
Well salo'd

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>dead pron starx
How do hot girls from upper caste families become such crazy degenerates?
The answer is somewhere in the data which outlines the observed phenomenon: The hotter they are the more likely they are to be crazy. It bodes badly for the white race that our best genes are in the hands of such wretches on a downward spiral all but impossible to reverse. Only a race based ideological framework, a reversion of the womans role back to the traditional and correction of modern technology enabled vice can address this problem. Also likely her parents were to permissive with her upbringing.

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NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 23:28 [Preview] No.725132 del
He did not.

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 23:29 [Preview] No.725133 del
You've been listening to pete haven't you?

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 23:30 [Preview] No.725134 del
>just piss on the shid

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 23:39 [Preview] No.725136 del
Wise words.

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 23:39 [Preview] No.725137 del
He was right. I wonder what happened to it though.

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 23:40 [Preview] No.725138 del
I trusted the plan >>724868

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 23:41 [Preview] No.725139 del
sexting a gril that my arsehole is always a little bit wet

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 23:43 [Preview] No.725140 del
She should send you a Chux sample.

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 23:44 [Preview] No.725141 del
I bet bat had to do the cutting.

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 23:46 [Preview] No.725142 del
He needs to get an old unauthenticated samarium sword for her place just shid slicing.

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 23:49 [Preview] No.725143 del
Strange posts

NEET 07/08/2023 (Sat) 23:55 [Preview] No.725144 del
>download less than 5mbps

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 00:02 [Preview] No.725145 del
Slow and steady.

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>The Australian Army has shown off its military strength in Adelaide’s CBD. Soldiers from the 1st Armoured Regiment accompanied by two Abrams battle tanks marched along King William Road from the Torrens Parade Ground to St Peters Cathedral.
absolute cringe

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>have never seen a tank march before

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 00:16 [Preview] No.725149 del
What's cringe about it?

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 00:19 [Preview] No.725150 del
a whole two seppo tanks
troops not even carrying rifles
tiny group
child molester padres up front

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 00:20 [Preview] No.725151 del
shittiest dress uniform of any major military on earth

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 00:22 [Preview] No.725152 del
Nothing is ever good enough is it?

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 00:25 [Preview] No.725153 del
I am disillusioned and disenfranchised. This country sucks and I no longer have any respect for government, police, or the military.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 00:27 [Preview] No.725154 del
Sounds like an attitude problem.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 00:28 [Preview] No.725155 del
He's a miserable person, what can you expect?

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 00:33 [Preview] No.725157 del
Then leave.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 00:37 [Preview] No.725158 del
All that culture.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 00:37 [Preview] No.725159 del
They love our milk and honey.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 00:56 [Preview] No.725160 del
The ostriches are already frightened and are already requesting peace talks.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 01:05 [Preview] No.725161 del
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NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 01:14 [Preview] No.725163 del
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NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 01:17 [Preview] No.725164 del
Wonder what monks up to

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 01:22 [Preview] No.725165 del
Probably still sleeping.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 02:58 [Preview] No.725166 del
But why? Who/what are we flexin for?

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 03:09 [Preview] No.725167 del

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 03:14 [Preview] No.725168 del
He is in his cloud space.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 03:15 [Preview] No.725169 del

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 03:27 [Preview] No.725170 del
Wag the Dog(1997) is on womboflix tonight - an American political satire black comedy film produced and directed by Barry Levinson and starring Dustin Hoffman and Robert De Niro. The film centers on a spin doctor and a Hollywood producer who fabricate a war in Albania to distract voters from a presidential sex scandal. 7pm AEST

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 03:30 [Preview] No.725171 del
Looking foward to this

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 03:41 [Preview] No.725172 del
Tiffin strikes again. When will he stop destroying innocent peoples lives?

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 03:42 [Preview] No.725174 del
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NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 03:45 [Preview] No.725175 del
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Have you checked your pronouns today neets?

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 03:46 [Preview] No.725176 del
Jewish rubbish.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 03:48 [Preview] No.725177 del
It's not even accurate, the article has never had that image.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 03:49 [Preview] No.725178 del
Toad knows whats going on.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 03:53 [Preview] No.725179 del
I never claimed it was. That tranny shit is still Jewish rubbish.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 03:55 [Preview] No.725180 del
had fish and chips

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 03:56 [Preview] No.725181 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KNfYMUEJkkk [Embed]

Need to watch this movie.
Makes me think about Shitey and a magical turtle.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CAwPOHvfNUA [Embed]

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 03:58 [Preview] No.725183 del
ethnic movie

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 03:58 [Preview] No.725184 del
Worthy of a fridge

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 04:00 [Preview] No.725185 del
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NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 04:09 [Preview] No.725186 del
And which one of you is posting about it on polru?

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 04:09 [Preview] No.725187 del
Me likey!

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 04:10 [Preview] No.725188 del
Good fish and chips?

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 04:11 [Preview] No.725189 del
leave them alone

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 04:12 [Preview] No.725190 del

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 04:13 [Preview] No.725191 del
monk is doing a hot tub stream at the moment

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 04:13 [Preview] No.725192 del

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 04:13 [Preview] No.725193 del
>tfw blocked on Monks OF

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 04:15 [Preview] No.725194 del
chicken salt?

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 04:16 [Preview] No.725195 del
a bit nosey aren't you?

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 04:16 [Preview] No.725196 del
NEETs crave the details.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 04:17 [Preview] No.725197 del

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 04:17 [Preview] No.725198 del
but have they earned it?

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 04:18 [Preview] No.725199 del
Probably not but we should assume they have if we feel like it.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 04:21 [Preview] No.725201 del
Looked like a blade of actual grass in my bagged salad. Still ate it like the good bovine goy I am.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 04:27 [Preview] No.725202 del

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 04:47 [Preview] No.725203 del
His lemon addiction is out of control.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 04:58 [Preview] No.725204 del

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 05:00 [Preview] No.725205 del
thanks man
wait for 1 week, and I'll be back on my regular shift again
I hate being awake all day

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 05:04 [Preview] No.725206 del
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>the lemon stealing whores strike again
that's why we can't have nice things

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 05:07 [Preview] No.725207 del
Been watching the ashes? @Weber

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 05:07 [Preview] No.725208 del
fake and gay (literally)
anyway, using the 2007-2012 archives of wikipedia via wayback machine works best if you want half accurate info

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 05:11 [Preview] No.725209 del
Might say something nice later on

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 05:13 [Preview] No.725210 del
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NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 05:15 [Preview] No.725211 del
будешь плакать?

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 05:18 [Preview] No.725212 del
Did some drugs, just for something different.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 05:19 [Preview] No.725213 del
Good drugs?

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 05:25 [Preview] No.725214 del

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 05:27 [Preview] No.725215 del
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NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 05:28 [Preview] No.725216 del
Same old ones.
Need to have the rest of the day, and tomorrow off.
Should have had today off.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 05:30 [Preview] No.725217 del
Iktf, I have a choof and then sit there thinking about how I need to stop choofing.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 05:35 [Preview] No.725218 del
>how I need to stop choofing.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 05:37 [Preview] No.725219 del
Maybe the day after.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 05:37 [Preview] No.725220 del
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God these are delicious

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 05:40 [Preview] No.725221 del
You're a cool guy.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 05:42 [Preview] No.725222 del
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NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 05:46 [Preview] No.725223 del
It's months since I had a completely sober day.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 05:49 [Preview] No.725224 del
what drugs fella?

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 05:54 [Preview] No.725225 del
*knock knock*

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 06:01 [Preview] No.725226 del
Who's there?
you better answer this time

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 06:09 [Preview] No.725227 del
heh heh

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 06:10 [Preview] No.725228 del
Wonder if Weber got a new poo knife

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 06:14 [Preview] No.725229 del
I had two stains on my hoodie so I gave them a little scrub in the bathroom and now they are more obvious and I look like a boong.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 06:14 [Preview] No.725230 del
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Time for an upgrade.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 06:17 [Preview] No.725231 del

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 06:20 [Preview] No.725232 del
>If that NEET knocks on my door and runs away one more bloody time

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 06:25 [Preview] No.725233 del
4pm wakeup. Mummybot not impressed
All nighter tonight.
I cracked the shits and threw out all of the troons mouldy food from the fridge. Fucking disgusting mentally ill retard

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 06:25 [Preview] No.725234 del

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 06:27 [Preview] No.725235 del
Install 'Alarmy' on your phone and scan a barcode on something in the back of your fridge or larder with it. Fucking cunt of a thing can't be force killed or turned off until you do the needful.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 06:30 [Preview] No.725236 del
Be nicer to your mothers.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 06:31 [Preview] No.725237 del
He should stab and curb stomp the tranny and set it on fire

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 06:33 [Preview] No.725238 del

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 06:34 [Preview] No.725239 del
some people live to eat but i live to rape

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 06:34 [Preview] No.725240 del
Who will pay the rent then?

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 06:38 [Preview] No.725241 del
Impersonate it and keep using its Cennobux

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 06:39 [Preview] No.725242 del
And then Monk will be the tranny.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 06:39 [Preview] No.725243 del
It's called the Circle of Gay Life, bigot.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 06:41 [Preview] No.725244 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jqJiJYaB4Ak [Embed]

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 06:46 [Preview] No.725245 del
One week without any sugar. Lowering my glucose levels. Proud of myself AND WANT A COOKIE.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 06:47 [Preview] No.725246 del

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 06:49 [Preview] No.725247 del
OD on an insulin injection

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 06:52 [Preview] No.725248 del
taking cbt to a new level

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 06:53 [Preview] No.725249 del
Great when the blade jams and the drill you've attached it to breaks your arm. Just buy a Sawzall.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 06:55 [Preview] No.725250 del

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 07:09 [Preview] No.725252 del
Not a bad idea. I need to put my phone across the room but theres no powerpoint there.
Getting a script for temazepam on Tuesday, and then getting off the seroquel. This time for real!

Zhe don't even pay rent!

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 07:09 [Preview] No.725253 del
>temazepam on Tuesday
>This time for real!
Sounds do-able.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 07:11 [Preview] No.725254 del
>Getting a script for temazepam
Got one last week, once again I'm ahead of the curve. Let me know how much you're taking.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 07:13 [Preview] No.725255 del
>and then getting off the seroquel.
What are you using it for with your current sleep cycle?

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 07:14 [Preview] No.725256 del

Good movie.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 07:16 [Preview] No.725257 del
I'll get the 5mg. Drop the seroquel by half down to 50mg. Hopefully get down to 0 within a month

To sleep. Somehow it knocks me out after being awake for ~13 hours but sometimes I'm still up at 7am

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 07:17 [Preview] No.725258 del
Even funnier, they're currently trying to strip the medals from the SAS guys who served in Afghanisan

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 07:19 [Preview] No.725259 del
You're going well neet.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 07:21 [Preview] No.725260 del
I remember that, someone told me here.
How often Australia has military parades btw?

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 07:22 [Preview] No.725261 del
>How often Australia has military parades btw?
Typically once a year on ANZAC Day, April 25.
Occasionally the Airforce will do some stuff with FA-18s for special events, but that's about it.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 07:24 [Preview] No.725262 del
I didn't know you could get 5mg. I've got a pack of 10mg. I've been breaking them up into quarters and taking a quarter when I need to. I've already got the symptoms I used to get on lobster pills - feeling of tiredness in the morning, inability to think clearly and agoraphobia/fear of leaving my house.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 07:38 [Preview] No.725263 del
good stuff

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 07:38 [Preview] No.725264 del
Did a DEED

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 07:39 [Preview] No.725265 del
I see. I thought parades were haram.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 07:42 [Preview] No.725266 del
ANZAC Day isn't a show of military might, it's more for veterans or their kids to march (if the veteran is dead), but active service members also march in uniform.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 07:43 [Preview] No.725267 del
is there any good australian tv from the 80s or 70s we could watch sometime?

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 07:44 [Preview] No.725268 del
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NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 07:45 [Preview] No.725269 del
Mother and Son S03E05: The Clogger

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 07:45 [Preview] No.725270 del
Good lord

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 07:45 [Preview] No.725271 del
Patrol Boat

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 07:50 [Preview] No.725272 del
Which lobster pills are you on?

Mmmmm yeaaaah baby!

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 07:52 [Preview] No.725273 del
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NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 07:52 [Preview] No.725274 del
Looks good, sauce?

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 07:53 [Preview] No.725275 del

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 07:55 [Preview] No.725276 del
Every sauce has sugar in it. Sugar is bad!

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.725277 del
Watching the vicar of dibly

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.725278 del
Spoiler: it's priluki.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 08:06 [Preview] No.725279 del
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Whats this moofie about?
does it have martin sheen in it?

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 08:11 [Preview] No.725280 del
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Ok, Wage The Dog(1997) will be on in 50 minutes. 10 minutes beforehand we'll be playing some tasteful australian music.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 08:12 [Preview] No.725281 del

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 08:22 [Preview] No.725282 del
i've got worms

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 08:23 [Preview] No.725283 del
Why is it a good Moofie?
Is it in English?
Does it have subs?

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 08:26 [Preview] No.725284 del
>Is it in English?
It's an American movie with Dustin Hoffman and Robert De Niro in it.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 08:27 [Preview] No.725285 del
It's about how sausages are made.
I don't think so. If he is in, it's a minor role.

Watch and see.
I dunno.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 08:28 [Preview] No.725286 del
You've got worms in your brain

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 08:31 [Preview] No.725287 del
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I dont eat saussages because they are full of dogs. Does that mean I wont like the moofie?

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 08:36 [Preview] No.725288 del
Dogs are good for you. 1,5 billion chinks can't be wrong.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 08:37 [Preview] No.725289 del
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NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 08:38 [Preview] No.725290 del
things were better before they became worse

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 08:49 [Preview] No.725291 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sDSud7vAH_0 [Embed]

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 08:51 [Preview] No.725292 del
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O ok do chinks eat a lot of saussages? I thought chink saussages were called sushis.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 08:53 [Preview] No.725293 del
They eat NEETs that ask silly questions.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 08:54 [Preview] No.725294 del
Incredibly lethargic

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 08:55 [Preview] No.725295 del
stay off the lobster pills

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 08:57 [Preview] No.725296 del
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NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 08:58 [Preview] No.725297 del
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NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 09:00 [Preview] No.725298 del
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Get in here neets, the movie's starting: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 09:01 [Preview] No.725299 del
You guys have upset me enough that I'm going to get my poo dna tested for parasites next time I go to the doctor

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 09:01 [Preview] No.725300 del
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Oh we got a peeper

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 09:02 [Preview] No.725301 del
I just want to go to the gym but it is too early yet.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 09:09 [Preview] No.725302 del
I notice it tends to be pretty empty around 10, or maybe 1-2 other people. Means I don't have to worry about people being in the road.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 09:13 [Preview] No.725303 del
kek, cute.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 09:18 [Preview] No.725304 del
At the gym. Not many people here thank God. Should I bench and squat or deadlift and overhead press?

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 09:20 [Preview] No.725305 del
Someone looks cold.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 09:28 [Preview] No.725306 del
squat, ohp, then deadlift

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 09:33 [Preview] No.725307 del

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 09:37 [Preview] No.725308 del
Started deadlifting. Big loss of strength. Bender toll being paid. Woe.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 09:40 [Preview] No.725309 del
"I’m autistic dude I do this autistic thing where when something is scheduled I sit and wait and do nothing else until that thing happens. I’ve literally been laying in bed waiting for hours just refreshing YouTube doing literally nothing else. I wish I was joking, I do this when expecting important amazon packages too. Autism rules my sad pathetic life."

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 09:42 [Preview] No.725310 del
It's a bit like that sometimes isn't it.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 09:47 [Preview] No.725311 del
This one is a very strong rat.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 09:48 [Preview] No.725312 del
I would've said "thanks nigga" and handed it straight back!

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 09:50 [Preview] No.725313 del
Free electricity AND an animal companion. Sweet deal imho.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 10:09 [Preview] No.725315 del
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Sick of cooking my own food.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 10:11 [Preview] No.725316 del
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NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 10:13 [Preview] No.725317 del
Local C?

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 10:13 [Preview] No.725318 del
Done at the gym. Okay sesh. Feeling woed seeing all the couples about.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 10:16 [Preview] No.725319 del
Report to police

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 10:17 [Preview] No.725320 del
Part of the multiple choice quiz I'm doing.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 10:22 [Preview] No.725321 del
Pick option C.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 10:39 [Preview] No.725322 del
Option C is "buy him meth instead".

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 10:42 [Preview] No.725323 del
Is there an option to buy lobster pills?

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 10:48 [Preview] No.725324 del
I'm stupid.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 10:49 [Preview] No.725325 del
> lobster pills
The choice of the discerning neet

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 10:54 [Preview] No.725326 del
Allow the client to make their own choices, coach the client in scoring their own cannabis, foster a sense of personal accomplishment in the client, help the client set their own goals around scoring cannabis, support the client if they get ripped off and end up with bullshit leaf trimmings

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 10:55 [Preview] No.725327 del
Another UMM PTY LTD success story.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 11:16 [Preview] No.725328 del
now what neets?

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 11:19 [Preview] No.725329 del
In what way?

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 11:23 [Preview] No.725330 del
I'm garn sleep.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 11:30 [Preview] No.725331 del
Good morning & have a blessed day, Neets o7

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 11:32 [Preview] No.725332 del
Enjoy your crisp sheets.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 11:49 [Preview] No.725333 del
Are you eating or did you fart?

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 11:49 [Preview] No.725334 del

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 12:22 [Preview] No.725335 del

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 12:26 [Preview] No.725336 del

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 12:27 [Preview] No.725337 del
at least he's honest

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 12:29 [Preview] No.725338 del
>be in hotel
>lying on the bed
>someone knocks on the door
>I ignore it
>guy comes in
>room service guy
>dressed in all black
>super gay vibe, the gayest
>decide to just ignore him
>he produces a lint roller
>still lying on the bed
>he starts lint rolling me
>freeze in panic
>he keeps lint rolling me
>its kind of nice, no homo
>feel a bit steamy
>he leans in really close
>i can smell his girly perfume
>he puts some kind of towel oregami Swan on me
>suddenly he leaves and closes the door
>wtf just happened
>mfw I am a sheet

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 12:30 [Preview] No.725339 del
Please stop.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 12:30 [Preview] No.725340 del
I think you're now homo

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 12:32 [Preview] No.725341 del
>For example, mead
Mead is one of the worst to make on your own due to the price of honey you fucking minda. Do you live on a fucking apiary or something?

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 12:33 [Preview] No.725342 del
got me

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 12:35 [Preview] No.725343 del
Johnny's beggin' pretty please!

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 12:35 [Preview] No.725344 del
A lack of (you)s probably

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 12:41 [Preview] No.725346 del

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 12:41 [Preview] No.725347 del
Slow cooker cooking slowly.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 12:46 [Preview] No.725348 del
>feel a bit steamy

>that jiff of the old guy and the iron

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 12:46 [Preview] No.725349 del
Could we wordfilter based to deadly?

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 12:47 [Preview] No.725350 del
One of the neets here is actually a beekeeper, you fucking minda.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 12:55 [Preview] No.725351 del
Why do you keep doing that?

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 12:59 [Preview] No.725352 del
It still isn't applicable to any other neet, you fucking minda.
Mead is one of the more specialised suggestions you might make. It has the advantage of not requiring distillation so I'll give him credit for that but it is otherwise quite expensive for most neets. Especially when you can buy fruit juice, grapes, sugar, those homebrew beer tins etc.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 13:09 [Preview] No.725353 del
>bee keeper neet
When did the neets become pastoral? There's too many pastoral neets for this to be a coincidence.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 13:21 [Preview] No.725354 del
Staring at my web browser but not doing anything

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 13:46 [Preview] No.725355 del
took 2 nutmegs
hope it's gonna be alright

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 13:55 [Preview] No.725356 del
Every little thing, is gonna be alrigth

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.725357 del
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Good night.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 14:26 [Preview] No.725358 del
Think I'm turning gay for Kyle from web dev simplified

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 14:29 [Preview] No.725359 del
You can do better.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.725360 del
I'm still stupid.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 14:37 [Preview] No.725361 del
>tfw no neet wished me good night

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.725362 del
Because you didn't go to sleep.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.725363 del
I need to be wished good night before I go to sleep.
Don't make me stay up, you know I get narky when I don't get enough sleep.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.725364 del
heh heh heh

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 14:43 [Preview] No.725365 del
That is it. I'm making a coffee.
There will be some very nasty posts tomorrow, only stopping short of calling Weber a fat bitch.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.725366 del
heh heh heh

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.725367 del

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.725368 del
Pippa's streams are pretty good.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 15:29 [Preview] No.725369 del
eating ice cream

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NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 17:45 [Preview] No.725374 del
I saw Eesaw kissing Kate. Kate saw I saw Eesaw. Eesaw saw that I saw Kate. And Kate saw I saw Eesaw.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 17:48 [Preview] No.725375 del
That was just an example. I just love mead. You can make brew out of anything, even toilet paper.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 18:18 [Preview] No.725376 del
What is an ausneets approved midnight snack?

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 18:19 [Preview] No.725377 del
You really should sleep instead of snacking.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 18:23 [Preview] No.725378 del
There are very few things open
I could eat a bowl of cheerios

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 21:05 [Preview] No.725379 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 21:10 [Preview] No.725380 del
Gook night.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 21:39 [Preview] No.725381 del
morning neets

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 22:06 [Preview] No.725382 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 22:22 [Preview] No.725383 del
Three big poos so far.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 22:37 [Preview] No.725384 del

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 22:42 [Preview] No.725385 del
You're in for a rough day.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 23:04 [Preview] No.725386 del
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Ok neets, the womboflix movie selection committee is now in session. Vote for a movie on the list or nominate a new one to be added:

Wrongfully Accused (1998)
Good Will Hunting (1997)
Last Man Standing(1995)
The Sunset Limited
Kamikaze Taxi (1995)
Captain Phillips (2013)
The Ghost and the Darkness (1996)
Smokin Aces (2006)
Rapid Fire(1992)
Apocalypse Now/Full Metal Jacket/Tropic Thunder
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
Rambo (2008)
Showdown in Little Tokyo(1991)
Who Killed Captain Alex
Under Siege
Truman Show
Weekend At Bernies
Taxi Driver
Trading Places
There Will Be Blood
Synecdoche, New York
Fritz the cat
The Commitments
Hell or high water
Smokey and the bandit
Ice pirates
Wolf of wall street
Ferris buller's day off
Love and death
The Bourne Identity/The Bourne Supremacy/The Bourne Ultimatum
LA Confidential
Young Einstein

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 23:22 [Preview] No.725387 del
guten morndings

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 23:29 [Preview] No.725388 del
(830.94 KB 576x1024 4O_TEOxd.mp4)

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 23:30 [Preview] No.725389 del
He's not wearing the ring

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 23:42 [Preview] No.725390 del
I want to nominate Local Hero (1983) for addition to the list.

NEET 07/09/2023 (Sun) 23:53 [Preview] No.725391 del
magic dirt magic culture

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 00:05 [Preview] No.725392 del
I want to watch air crash investigations put that on the list

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 00:13 [Preview] No.725393 del
I deleted all the bad ones and added another to make voting easier
Good Will Hunting
Apocalypse Now
Full Metal Jacket
Weekend At Bernies
Taxi Driver
Smokey and the bandit
Ferris buller's day off
The Bourne Identity
LA Confidential
Apt Pupil

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 00:15 [Preview] No.725394 del
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What about "Smokey and the bandit"?

That tray is a deadly weapon in the hands of a bad ass like me. I killed one inmate and crippled his onion boy because they sat in my spot in the mess hall. NEVER SIT AT THE BACK OF A SQUARE TABLE in gaol NEETs. Thats only for the block cheiftan.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 00:22 [Preview] No.725395 del
>What about "Smokey and the bandit"?

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 00:27 [Preview] No.725396 del
Reminds me of a funny Lavern & Shirley episode.

Lenny: Can we barrow your sheets girls?

Lavern: Why?

Squiggy: Our sheets are hard.

Lavern cringes in disgust.

Shirley cringing: Eeeeeeewwwwwwwwww! Get out now!

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 00:35 [Preview] No.725398 del
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we all got our own smoke aye

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 00:43 [Preview] No.725400 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 00:56 [Preview] No.725401 del
It's 12:57pm in my part of Australia.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 01:02 [Preview] No.725402 del
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You got some good smoke there mate.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 01:27 [Preview] No.725403 del
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>that morning caffeine buzz

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 01:34 [Preview] No.725404 del
Time traveller NEET

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 01:37 [Preview] No.725405 del
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NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 01:39 [Preview] No.725406 del
Good Will Hunting
>Jason bourne vs robbie williams Gag, No
>Apocalypse Now
I got the DVD
>Full Metal Jacket
I got the DVD
Weekend At Bernies
>Bill and teds ripoff, No
Taxi Driver
>oh I seen this one, kevin bacon puts Brad Pitts wifeys head in a box and mails it to him so he shoots him.
Smokey and the bandit
>Nah I want to watch Smokey and the bandit ii
Ferris buller's day off
>I seen this on break up day at my Gladiator Academy High school, It ended in bloodshed but not mine
The Bourne Identity
>is this the one where he's on mars?
LA Confidential
Apt Pupil
>duno havent seen it, Why dont we watch a horror moofie occasionally?

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 01:39 [Preview] No.725407 del

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 01:43 [Preview] No.725408 del
The list you have responded to isn't ProjectionistNEET's list. That list is here: >>725386

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 01:44 [Preview] No.725409 del
>>Bill and teds ripoff, No
They came out three months apart, so no.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 01:48 [Preview] No.725410 del
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NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 01:56 [Preview] No.725411 del
Fucking joke of a country

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 02:05 [Preview] No.725413 del
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I might peruse Smokey and the Bandit now to see if its suitable for general NEET viewing.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 02:08 [Preview] No.725414 del
Which episodes?
Thank you neet

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 02:08 [Preview] No.725415 del
It's got beer, it's got fast car, it's got CB radio, a girl with a nice bum... it's got everything

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 02:09 [Preview] No.725416 del
tire smoke is toxic and a carcinogen

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 02:13 [Preview] No.725417 del
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NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 02:17 [Preview] No.725418 del
It would be more helpful if neets actually voted for movies rather than rambling on about how they've got the dvd or other peripheral matters.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 02:20 [Preview] No.725419 del
It's the one who rocks up to the movies and makes incorrect posts about actors and guns and stuff

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 02:20 [Preview] No.725420 del
Webby, I'm no longer able to access the womboflix server via sftp - it gives the following error:

Permission denied (publickey).
Couldn't read packet: Connection reset by peer

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 02:24 [Preview] No.725421 del

I believe it was first nominated by cruisey so it's going to suck

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 02:25 [Preview] No.725422 del
Can you try it now?

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 02:26 [Preview] No.725423 del
Air Crash Investigations has 260 episodes - that alone should be reason enough never to get on an airplane again.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 02:27 [Preview] No.725424 del
yeah it's working now thanks. What was wrong?

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 02:28 [Preview] No.725425 del
It doesn't like the uploads directory being group writable.
You must have already had a session open the other night when I made that change.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 02:30 [Preview] No.725426 del
The mods never put any good moofies on, besides I already seen most of them before besides I dont vote. If voting could change the system it would be illegal. NO political solution.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 02:32 [Preview] No.725427 del
why would that stop me from logging on? Is there a .ssh dir under uploads and the ssh service doesn't like the permissions being writable?

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 02:32 [Preview] No.725428 del
>mods never put any good moofies on
>I dont vote.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 02:36 [Preview] No.725429 del
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Your home directory is /var/www/moofies.wombosec.com/uploads. This was to save you logging in and then having to navigate the file system.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 02:40 [Preview] No.725430 del
I learnt about and implemented JSON web tokens for the first time overnight.
Bleep bloop, API secured.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 02:42 [Preview] No.725431 del
I know ssh spergs out if it notices the permissions are readable or writable by anyone other than the user. I didn't realise it checked parent directories too, but it makes sense.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 02:44 [Preview] No.725432 del
Voting for movies will remain open until tomorrow morning, giving everyone 24 hours.

On Tuesday to celebrate the reinstatement of youtube functionality womboflix will be holding another open microphone night. Bring your best youtube videos, amaze and entertain the other neets. 7pm AEST Tuesday.

On Wednesday for TV night we will be having Mike Judge Night, where we'll be featuring some Mike Judge's best works, including Beavis And Butthead, King Of The Hill and Silicon Valley

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 02:47 [Preview] No.725433 del
ProjectionistNEET should write up a little web app for moofie voting and keeping track of whats been watched

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 02:48 [Preview] No.725434 del
I actually want to make a web app where neets vote for the best youtube video shown on open mic night, but it would be best run on cytube somehow.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 02:52 [Preview] No.725435 del
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Might go get some ice cream. You neets want me to get you any? What flavour?

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 03:13 [Preview] No.725436 del
30kg rice

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 03:19 [Preview] No.725437 del

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 03:26 [Preview] No.725438 del

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 03:36 [Preview] No.725439 del
tfw projectionistNEET doesnt wanna collaborate on a womboflix project 😩

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 04:02 [Preview] No.725440 del
Just give them a cuddle.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 04:03 [Preview] No.725441 del
Make him a react list app.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 04:04 [Preview] No.725442 del
Good cyptography and sever signed?

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 04:06 [Preview] No.725443 del
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Some Vegan Shit.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 04:14 [Preview] No.725445 del
NBN service has gone over quota and the thingo for purchasing data blocks has been broken all day. Woe.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 04:14 [Preview] No.725446 del
SHA256, base64 digest. Expiry payload. Hack that wombo!

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 04:15 [Preview] No.725447 del
Big tub of bean flavoured please.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 04:15 [Preview] No.725448 del
>Hack that wombo!
Pay me.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 04:17 [Preview] No.725449 del
Enumerate my endpoints!

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 04:19 [Preview] No.725450 del

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 04:22 [Preview] No.725451 del
Call them up. If it's fucked on their end too, they should give you free data. Make up some bullshit like a Telehealth appointment that you need it for.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 04:26 [Preview] No.725452 del
I lodged a support ticket and made a thread complaining on Whirlpool.
I'm not phoning their foreign call center.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 04:36 [Preview] No.725453 del
Hahaha, bossman just assigned me a ticket from some numpty saying he can't purchase more data after hitting his quota. Amanda from the social team just sent a message to the ops channel asking if there were service interruptions. I reckon its him.
Gonna put it on pending and let him suffer for a few more hours. Love it when NEETs on metered plans seethe

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 04:38 [Preview] No.725454 del
I've replied to the support ticket with a screenshot of this post.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 04:41 [Preview] No.725455 del
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NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 05:05 [Preview] No.725457 del
Whirlpool deleted the thread. Apparently you can't even comment on an ISP being totally broken now.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 05:08 [Preview] No.725458 del
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Come to bed neet.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 05:11 [Preview] No.725460 del
Looking at photos of Australia and getting upset thinking about where this country is going.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 05:11 [Preview] No.725461 del
She is illiterate. First paragraph is missing apostrophes and commas, and she doesn't know how to use quotes.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 05:12 [Preview] No.725462 del
we'll create a /whirlpool/ on here for dissident whirlpool users

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 05:16 [Preview] No.725463 del
I DMed the moderator to call him a faggot and logged out.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 06:05 [Preview] No.725465 del
william is a bald poof

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 06:06 [Preview] No.725466 del
not what i asked for

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 06:07 [Preview] No.725467 del
had a steak

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 06:09 [Preview] No.725468 del
might go and get some wine

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 06:10 [Preview] No.725469 del

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 06:16 [Preview] No.725470 del
thinking about boobies

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 06:25 [Preview] No.725471 del
i got 1
i have 2 stubbies of stdout first

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 06:26 [Preview] No.725472 del
blue footed?

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 06:29 [Preview] No.725473 del
Troon is home. Woe. Babying the dog while pissing with the door open

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 06:31 [Preview] No.725474 del
internet is fucking unusable

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 06:32 [Preview] No.725475 del
Operator error

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 06:33 [Preview] No.725477 del
yet you're using it, curious

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 06:36 [Preview] No.725478 del
>It would be more helpful if neets actually voted for movies
Unrealistic expectations.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 06:36 [Preview] No.725479 del
Not every post has to be about your sexuality.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 06:37 [Preview] No.725480 del
It's good. Repetitive music tho.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 06:37 [Preview] No.725481 del
Does he stand up to piss?

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 06:37 [Preview] No.725482 del
Still waiting for Annie Hall.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 06:42 [Preview] No.725483 del
My vote: Kamikaze Taxi (1995)

>The Sunset Limited
NEETs would love this. At least half the cast are white.
>Who Killed Captain Alex
>Under Siege
>Trading Places
These were on Endcorner.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 06:42 [Preview] No.725484 del
poorly bantered

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 06:44 [Preview] No.725485 del
Thinking I should learn Latin.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 06:59 [Preview] No.725487 del
Havent heard back about that job 😩

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 07:00 [Preview] No.725488 del
You bollocksed it right up, guv'nor

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 07:02 [Preview] No.725489 del
Send her an email saying "thanks for wasting my time, cunt".

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 07:10 [Preview] No.725490 del
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Do neets unironically want to see annie hall? Yay or nay?

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 07:17 [Preview] No.725491 del
Can't wait for this to be entrenched in the constitution
There are neets here who haven't been sober since 2017

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 07:25 [Preview] No.725492 del

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 07:30 [Preview] No.725493 del
Looking at big bobs on twitch

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 07:31 [Preview] No.725494 del
BIG BOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 07:31 [Preview] No.725495 del

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 07:33 [Preview] No.725496 del

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 07:35 [Preview] No.725498 del

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 07:36 [Preview] No.725499 del
big bobs but disappointing, no grug for you

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 07:39 [Preview] No.725500 del
Maybe thats why cruisey uses the exercise ball, so he can bounce his moobies up and down

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 07:39 [Preview] No.725501 del
*knock knock*

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 07:40 [Preview] No.725502 del
My computer shat itself at the start of the movie last night and I'm only just back online.
Bought and tried new cables, then new graphics card then new monitor.
Expensive day with much stress and running around.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 07:41 [Preview] No.725503 del
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NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 07:42 [Preview] No.725504 del
That sucks NEET.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 07:42 [Preview] No.725505 del
smelly fart was farted

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 07:43 [Preview] No.725506 del
I had to read a book last night, no internet,music or telly.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 07:44 [Preview] No.725507 del
Glad you're back up and running.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 07:44 [Preview] No.725508 del
Thanks Trev.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 07:45 [Preview] No.725509 del
My Internet is fucked. Thinking I'll just go to bed in a minute.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 07:47 [Preview] No.725510 del
fart nose hairs

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 07:48 [Preview] No.725511 del
She can't use "this" either.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 07:49 [Preview] No.725512 del
The needful TPG Group is becoming stronger each day.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 07:49 [Preview] No.725513 del
What was wrong with it?
Are you fried PSU NEET?

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 07:50 [Preview] No.725514 del
That actually sounds quite lovely.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 07:51 [Preview] No.725515 del
It's disturbing how far Internode has fallen.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 07:52 [Preview] No.725516 del
Or Zelig, or love and death, or deconstructing Harry.
It's okay. I've accepted that you all just want to watch action movies without any dialogue.
John Wick is your favourite type of film.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 07:52 [Preview] No.725517 del
I'm not entirely sure, either the monitor died or the plug on the motherboard burnt out.
The old monitor could be ok I still have to check it.
I've needed a new graphics card for a while anyway.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 07:54 [Preview] No.725518 del
They wanted to expand the needful even further
>Telstra urges ‘rethink of policy’ on spectrum after TPG loss

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 07:55 [Preview] No.725519 del
I bet you like to have long discussions about the hidden meanings in David Lynch films.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 07:56 [Preview] No.725520 del
Womboflix frequently plays non-action movies. I presume cruisey was the one who added syndoche and love and death, but he hasn't voted for them again.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 07:57 [Preview] No.725521 del
Lynch is a hack.
That movie about the rabbit people was his best work.
Donnie Darko and Mullholand drive are wank.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 07:57 [Preview] No.725522 del
It was quiet nice tbh, been a while since I've done it.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 07:58 [Preview] No.725523 del
Woody Allen is a incest paedo and his movies should be excluded on those grounds alone.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 07:58 [Preview] No.725524 del
I hate his films but I like Twin Peaks.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 07:58 [Preview] No.725525 del
I have voted many, many times.
My phone now, after writing 'watch' recommends the next word as Zelig.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 07:59 [Preview] No.725526 del
None of the other screenwriters in Hollywood are.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:00 [Preview] No.725527 del
I am a raven of Odin after all.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:00 [Preview] No.725528 del
They have the good sense to try and hide the fact

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:02 [Preview] No.725529 del
>without any dialogue.
I don't like watching films about imaginary and perceived problems of the mind or things that never happened. Such support can be sought by seeking out a mental health practitioner.

I watch moofies to relax and unwind, which may challenge my understanding of the world by reflecting on current or past histories through various story telling devices.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:02 [Preview] No.725530 del
The lord mayor of Perth is a pedo
He tried to root my mates little sister when she was 13 and he was a footy show presenter.
She sent a letter to the Bazil Zemplas fan club with her photo and he show up at their house in a sports car with flowers and wine.
And he did the "do you know who I am" when my mates dad threatened to shoot him.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:02 [Preview] No.725531 del
No they don't.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:02 [Preview] No.725532 del
I'm actually skeptical that cruisey is ever sober or not choofed while posting here.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:03 [Preview] No.725533 del
Why Taliban Attacked Iran with U.S Weapons

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:03 [Preview] No.725534 del
Woody Allen is a pedo!

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:04 [Preview] No.725535 del
Can we watch some more modern movies on womboflix
Its hard for my zoomer mind to focus on the old ones

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:04 [Preview] No.725536 del
go watch a tiktok

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:06 [Preview] No.725537 del
I'm usually goon'd while here. I'm not at the moment.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:06 [Preview] No.725538 del
That's a good story. You should contact the media with it, as they'd run it if it's true.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:07 [Preview] No.725539 del

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:07 [Preview] No.725540 del
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Would you like some marvel movies? Maybe Captain Marvel or Wakanda forever?

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:07 [Preview] No.725541 del
It's true, I was at their house that arvo when his dad was raging.
He called the cops at the time and basically got told to fuck off.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:07 [Preview] No.725542 del
He married half of them afterwards.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:08 [Preview] No.725543 del
Why don't you suggest and vote for some?

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:08 [Preview] No.725544 del
I went 8hrs today without a choof with all the running around.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:09 [Preview] No.725545 del
Tip off the media with the details. They'll do the rest. Most of their websites have instructions on how to do it.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:09 [Preview] No.725546 del
Woody Allen is a nonce!

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:10 [Preview] No.725547 del
I have thought about it because he's a fuckwit even without being a pedo.
Might look into it.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:10 [Preview] No.725548 del
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Watching star wars again, duno which one yet.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:11 [Preview] No.725549 del

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:11 [Preview] No.725550 del
The autism tray

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:12 [Preview] No.725551 del
I bet he imagines himself as an army man while eating.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:12 [Preview] No.725552 del
Fuck it, I'm just going to apply for some remote level 1 customer support jobs. Was hoping to avoid the phone but mong brains cant be choosers

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:12 [Preview] No.725553 del
hopefully one with a diverse cast of strong empowered women and non binary leads

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:12 [Preview] No.725554 del
Watch HP 25 instead.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:12 [Preview] No.725555 del
I'm getting the feeling not all neets here like woody allen movies

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:12 [Preview] No.725556 del
Tubby like his carbs

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:13 [Preview] No.725557 del
or woody allen

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:13 [Preview] No.725559 del
Quads indicate you are correct.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:14 [Preview] No.725560 del
Thanks Wizzy.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:14 [Preview] No.725561 del
Move to the Philippines and work for Internode's call center. Two birds with one stone.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:15 [Preview] No.725562 del
i need a whiff of smelly filipina pussy

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:15 [Preview] No.725563 del
flippin' awful

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:16 [Preview] No.725564 del
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NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:17 [Preview] No.725565 del
worcestershire sauce

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:17 [Preview] No.725566 del
I wish I had an elegant well mannered petite chink gf again

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:17 [Preview] No.725567 del
This new monitor has a very good slide up and down and tilt mechanism.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:18 [Preview] No.725568 del
Telstra also used that location or did a few years ago.


NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:19 [Preview] No.725569 del
was her pussy salty?

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:20 [Preview] No.725570 del
was her pussy horizontal?

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:23 [Preview] No.725571 del
Size? Resolution?

It was kind of a sweet metallic

I'd prove it wasn't if I had pics. I only have her tits in the /archive/personal/real_porn/ folder

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:23 [Preview] No.725572 del
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NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:23 [Preview] No.725573 del

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:25 [Preview] No.725574 del
Good luck Joslin.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:25 [Preview] No.725575 del
Make up some log output from a legacy internal system

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:25 [Preview] No.725576 del
31.5", QHD (2560 x 1440)

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:27 [Preview] No.725577 del
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NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:31 [Preview] No.725578 del

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:35 [Preview] No.725579 del
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NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:35 [Preview] No.725580 del
we could all move out to rubyvale or that general area

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:36 [Preview] No.725581 del

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:36 [Preview] No.725582 del
1: all cat owners are so fucking mentally ill
2: i have 1 cat
1: yeah and you're pretty mentally ill

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:40 [Preview] No.725583 del
>tfw no dental floss

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:41 [Preview] No.725584 del
From this point no more refined sugar

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:43 [Preview] No.725585 del
Nice feed, I vote for Solo or Rouge one.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:43 [Preview] No.725586 del

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:44 [Preview] No.725587 del
They probably won't act unless they get a group of complaints. Happened many years ago for me and people started listing my exchange by name to complain. All over the suburb and they couldn't ignore it anymore as an individual problem.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:44 [Preview] No.725588 del
Not him, but I haven't seen any of the new-new star wars films. The jar jar binks ones were bad enough.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:44 [Preview] No.725589 del
Sounds do-able.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:45 [Preview] No.725590 del
Sounds very sensual.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:45 [Preview] No.725591 del
This time tomorrow will mark 24 hours

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:46 [Preview] No.725592 del
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NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:47 [Preview] No.725593 del
hungry, might shake the food crumbs out of my keyboard

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:47 [Preview] No.725594 del
Kek, that's the tranny version.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:47 [Preview] No.725595 del

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:48 [Preview] No.725596 del
Wonder what bottled goon webby got

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:50 [Preview] No.725597 del
Its rise of skywalker.
cool cgi

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:52 [Preview] No.725598 del
Hardy's Tintara Shiraz, McLaren Vale, 2021.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:52 [Preview] No.725599 del
i bet he got moscato

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:53 [Preview] No.725600 del
Dan gives it four stars.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:53 [Preview] No.725601 del

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:53 [Preview] No.725602 del
Can't even browse Dan's with this shaping.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:54 [Preview] No.725603 del
Don't impersonate me, you foolish boy.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:54 [Preview] No.725604 del
I bet he got Hardy's Tintara Shiraz, McLaren Vale, 2021.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:57 [Preview] No.725605 del
i'm not impersonating you

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:57 [Preview] No.725606 del
Man shakes soon? Its almost November again

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:57 [Preview] No.725607 del
next minute he looks over and it's a moscato

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 08:58 [Preview] No.725608 del
or just fix your diet

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 09:02 [Preview] No.725609 del
Was Wag the Dog any good?

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 09:03 [Preview] No.725610 del

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 09:03 [Preview] No.725611 del

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 09:04 [Preview] No.725612 del
I demand a tie breaker

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 09:05 [Preview] No.725613 del
Trust the plan.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 09:06 [Preview] No.725614 del
farted again, gravy arse

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 09:07 [Preview] No.725615 del
Chux time?

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 09:07 [Preview] No.725616 del
You should strap a bed pan to your arse.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 09:08 [Preview] No.725617 del
Good old bed pan arse

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 09:13 [Preview] No.725618 del
I feel like a drink now but I'm going to drink tomorrow.
To boong or not to boong, that is the question.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 09:14 [Preview] No.725619 del
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He would only fill it up.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 09:15 [Preview] No.725620 del

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 09:15 [Preview] No.725621 del
I found it dull but depressingly realistic

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 09:15 [Preview] No.725622 del
Save it for tomorrow.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 09:17 [Preview] No.725623 del
Did 8 hours work by accident today. Feel awful, be careful out there NEETS

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 09:18 [Preview] No.725624 del
Well done.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 09:26 [Preview] No.725625 del
I spent the day watching youtubes.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 09:28 [Preview] No.725626 del
No you don't understand, I had a horrible accident.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 09:28 [Preview] No.725627 del
Just noticed only 1 out of 3 of the fans in my computer is running now.
Would that be because the graphics cards fans are doing the work or is my power supply barely up to it?
There's no heat in there at all.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 09:28 [Preview] No.725628 del
Good YouTubes?

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 09:29 [Preview] No.725629 del
i wished my arse but there was no brown water at my feet as i did it, peculiar
i'll keep you in my thoughts and prayer, please don't hurt yourself like that

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 09:29 [Preview] No.725630 del
Try swapping the power for the good one to another one. If it stops working then it's not the fan.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 09:29 [Preview] No.725631 del
That's really fucked

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 09:30 [Preview] No.725632 del
Good call, it just occured to me I might have bumped something putting the card in too.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 09:30 [Preview] No.725633 del
>was no brown water at my feet as i did it, peculiar

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 09:31 [Preview] No.725634 del
Nice ration tray

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 09:31 [Preview] No.725635 del
I haven't turned on that laptop I purchased on the 1st once. Not even to check it works.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 09:32 [Preview] No.725636 del
I prefer my it tech support to be an Aussie mong in a bush town

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 09:32 [Preview] No.725637 del
You probably have a month. If it's Dead on Arrival after that month, they'll probably blame you for it.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 09:33 [Preview] No.725638 del
I'll look at it tomorrow.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 09:33 [Preview] No.725639 del
Tax return should land in a few days

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 09:34 [Preview] No.725640 del
means the gravy sensation was a false one

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 09:34 [Preview] No.725641 del
Sounds do-able.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 09:35 [Preview] No.725642 del
Somtimes it only takes a drop or two on a nerve in your bumhole to make you think there's a big sloppy shit there

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 09:36 [Preview] No.725643 del
I found it bright and cartoonish

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 09:36 [Preview] No.725644 del
Did they wank the dog?

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 09:36 [Preview] No.725645 del

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 09:37 [Preview] No.725646 del
I gave up after 20 minutes, but it wasn't bright. It was all dark and dull coloured.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 09:37 [Preview] No.725647 del
Not enough.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 09:47 [Preview] No.725648 del
Brown bottomed gooks you make the NEETin world go round

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 09:49 [Preview] No.725649 del
need to shid but washed arse :(

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 09:51 [Preview] No.725650 del
It was playing hide and seek with you.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 09:52 [Preview] No.725651 del
The poo will have it's revenge, it will sneak up on you when you least expect it.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 09:55 [Preview] No.725652 del
Hold those cheeks open boy

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 09:55 [Preview] No.725653 del
Big day, bought a new pillow and case($22), went to a few op-shops looking for lounge chairs(no luck), brunched at Hungry Jacks (whopper with cheese $10.20), washed and dried clothes at laundromat($11), walked along beach then grocery shopping($43). All that plus 3 explosive shits interspersed throughout the day.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 09:57 [Preview] No.725654 del
>3 explosive shits interspersed throughout the day
Is this why you visited the laundromat?

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 09:57 [Preview] No.725655 del
bussy neet

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 09:58 [Preview] No.725656 del
Going to have a cuppa and a big choof.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 10:01 [Preview] No.725657 del
The shits were at home or out and about? I physically can not shit away from home. If I move house it takes me three to five days and then I evict a clogger that would make weber blush.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 10:04 [Preview] No.725658 del
>All that plus 3 explosive shits interspersed throughout the day.
It's was flying out of you.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 10:04 [Preview] No.725659 del
And into possum's gape.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 10:07 [Preview] No.725660 del
your mobo will only run fans according to the thermocouple and some program on the bios.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 10:09 [Preview] No.725661 del
>tfw he won't tell us where he shat

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 10:09 [Preview] No.725662 del
>Captain Marvel or Wakanda forever
not soyish enough

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 10:12 [Preview] No.725663 del
Nah just that time of the month
Goodly bantered
First two at home, third at a public dunny after painfully holding it in while perusing two op-shops. They have toilets but not for public use. Was considering becoming a volunteer just so I could use them. But then I wouldn't be NEET and that's not OK.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 10:14 [Preview] No.725664 del
You can judge a country by its public toilets

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 10:15 [Preview] No.725665 del
chunky home made gravy

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 10:15 [Preview] No.725666 del
Quantity of homos?

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 10:16 [Preview] No.725667 del
The blue blocks.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 10:16 [Preview] No.725668 del
> public dunny
Flirting with danger.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 10:17 [Preview] No.725669 del
He flirts with danger and spreads his cheeks at fear.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 10:17 [Preview] No.725670 del
Shaved my nape this morning.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 10:18 [Preview] No.725671 del

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 10:19 [Preview] No.725672 del
me geg

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 10:20 [Preview] No.725673 del
Hey geg

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 10:21 [Preview] No.725674 del
Evening Geg

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 10:21 [Preview] No.725675 del

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 10:22 [Preview] No.725676 del
Alcohol retailer gay scat orgy roleplaying forum

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 10:24 [Preview] No.725677 del
I'm not pooing in your mouth

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 10:25 [Preview] No.725678 del
Spread 'em!

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 10:25 [Preview] No.725679 del
Craig would be right into it though

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 10:30 [Preview] No.725680 del
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>Dan Murphy is a Jew, Peter.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 10:31 [Preview] No.725681 del
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Look at that face, he would be into anything for a sale.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 10:31 [Preview] No.725682 del
neets are getting rowdy, we should've had a moofie to help calm them down

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 10:32 [Preview] No.725683 del
Dan and Craig fight it out in the thunderdome.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 10:33 [Preview] No.725684 del
Feeling sad. Wondering whether I should get gooned or have a wank?

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 10:33 [Preview] No.725685 del
I would not leave household pets or children around Craig.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 10:34 [Preview] No.725686 del
He'll wank the dog.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 10:35 [Preview] No.725687 del
Is nuro allowed at movie nights?

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 10:36 [Preview] No.725688 del
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NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 10:37 [Preview] No.725689 del
If he behaves himself and doesn't pee on the rug.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 10:38 [Preview] No.725690 del
India is a superpower, America cannot be judged.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 10:39 [Preview] No.725691 del
Where does I go for pirate softwarez nowadays?

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 10:43 [Preview] No.725692 del
just watch some youtube

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 10:44 [Preview] No.725693 del
I suspect it's iga pretending to be nuro. The real nuro is far too based to watch movies with us

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 10:46 [Preview] No.725694 del
Only one I know is rutracker

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 10:47 [Preview] No.725695 del
He's dead.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 10:48 [Preview] No.725696 del
There's been a lot of posts trying to cause trouble recently too.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 10:48 [Preview] No.725697 del

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 10:50 [Preview] No.725698 del

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 10:51 [Preview] No.725699 del
Goodnight neet.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 10:53 [Preview] No.725700 del
None of those foods work with or compliment each other. 0/10.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 10:53 [Preview] No.725701 del
You need to try harder than that m8.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 10:57 [Preview] No.725702 del
All appropriately segregated.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 10:58 [Preview] No.725703 del
Some NEET said he died in a steam related accident.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 10:59 [Preview] No.725704 del
We told him he couldn't use his arse for a boiler.
Cunt just wouldn't listen.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 11:00 [Preview] No.725705 del

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 11:01 [Preview] No.725706 del
the realest bitch on here

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 11:03 [Preview] No.725707 del
It must be wild to see your kid get old. Like you had a tiny baby and now it has balding grey hair and blocks your toilet and insists on being called Weber.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 11:03 [Preview] No.725708 del
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NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 11:04 [Preview] No.725709 del

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 11:04 [Preview] No.725710 del
I just want to rub that soft pink nose.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 11:05 [Preview] No.725711 del

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 11:05 [Preview] No.725712 del

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 11:14 [Preview] No.725714 del
Thoroughly enjoying potatoes boiled in mala spice. Licorice, fennel, Bay, cinnamon give the potato sweetness, douchi gives it salt, its very good. There's some tomato and black vinegar to cut through the oil, the oil is real just a vehicle for black cardamom and red chilli, white peppercorn lifts the cardamom up a bit, the plastic sausage gives the stock richness.
How many potatoes can I eat? I've got a few hours.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 11:15 [Preview] No.725715 del
Twenty six (26).

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 11:18 [Preview] No.725716 del
I bought a whole sack of potatoes, immediately transferred them into a cloth sack because plastic bags sweat them and they go mouldy.
Potatoes are much better for you than pasta or rice.

Potatoe count:4

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 11:21 [Preview] No.725717 del
Even back when nuro was still posting here imissfather would always dismiss all the bad behaviour from nuro as coming from the impersonator but never show such doubt when it came to applying 18.1 on new IPs. I don't think I will ever understand the fondness he had for him. I don't know if it was discord related or what.
I guess we don't need to worry about nuro anymore. RIP. I'll pour out some Banrock Station cask moscato for him, it is the wankiest goon I drink.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 11:22 [Preview] No.725718 del
>male spice

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 11:23 [Preview] No.725719 del
>Potatoes are much better for you than pasta or rice.
Why is that? Better micros? I eat potatoes a lot and rarely have rice or pasta but that is more out of a personal preference than a health motivated decision. I didn't know the thing about the bags, cheers noot, I'll start doing that.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 11:24 [Preview] No.725720 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YEhhv2jvPY4 [Embed]

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 11:24 [Preview] No.725721 del
Good choof?

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 11:25 [Preview] No.725722 del
Wish I had some rum.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 11:25 [Preview] No.725723 del
My farts have been very loud today but not all that vile.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 11:26 [Preview] No.725724 del
Going to have that wank.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 11:28 [Preview] No.725725 del
Yep, lol

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 11:30 [Preview] No.725726 del
Sounds very nice.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 11:46 [Preview] No.725727 del
Just to make sure, for the record, We are not still getting Olive for the Annual NEET Gangbang this year right?

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 11:49 [Preview] No.725728 del
it's vip neets invite only this year, after what happened at last year's event

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 11:50 [Preview] No.725729 del
No, she is also dead.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 11:52 [Preview] No.725730 del
That was messy, and not the good kind of messy.
He live in deadly times.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 11:53 [Preview] No.725731 del
We have lost so many.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 11:54 [Preview] No.725732 del
We shall remember the fallen.
Like whatsiface and that other guy.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 11:55 [Preview] No.725733 del
Have a Blessed day, Neets o7

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 11:55 [Preview] No.725734 del
Thanks mate you too

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 11:56 [Preview] No.725735 del
Times are tough, we may have to get Jana.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 11:57 [Preview] No.725736 del
Can we afford the viagra?

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 12:04 [Preview] No.725737 del
we don't need viagra

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 12:04 [Preview] No.725738 del
the one with the red shirt?

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 12:08 [Preview] No.725739 del
It would be funny to see that guy and his mates gangbang Jana tbh

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 12:13 [Preview] No.725740 del
The micros aren't good, but they're much better then rice and compare favourably to processed flour.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 12:15 [Preview] No.725741 del
Watched YouTube shorts for almost the entire day.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 12:28 [Preview] No.725742 del
suc mi fards

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 13:23 [Preview] No.725743 del
Made my bed properly with clean sheets and pillowcases.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 13:34 [Preview] No.725744 del

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 13:56 [Preview] No.725745 del
Going to cut my hair and go to bed.
Good night.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 14:01 [Preview] No.725746 del
my anxiety is back, after being away for nearly 12 whole hours. How do normies sleep without meds?

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 14:21 [Preview] No.725747 del

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 15:26 [Preview] No.725748 del
wish i was on seroquel like the cool kids

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 16:29 [Preview] No.725749 del
Watching the diesel story by the shell company.
Very good.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 18:26 [Preview] No.725750 del
Life without sugar is empty and meaningless.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 18:44 [Preview] No.725751 del
if you think that's empty and meaningless, wait until your dick falls in the toilet

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 19:27 [Preview] No.725752 del
Does that happen when you don't eat sugar?

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 20:41 [Preview] No.725753 del
morning neetbros

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 21:00 [Preview] No.725754 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 21:01 [Preview] No.725755 del
>Going to cut my hair
It looks flash.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 21:08 [Preview] No.725756 del
don't know anyone who's dick has fallen after quitting sugar, but you might be the first

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 21:08 [Preview] No.725757 del

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 21:20 [Preview] No.725758 del
Good morning NEET

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 21:28 [Preview] No.725759 del

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 21:51 [Preview] No.725760 del
another day of broken internet

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 22:08 [Preview] No.725761 del
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NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 22:15 [Preview] No.725762 del
bro I'm going to sleep

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 22:19 [Preview] No.725763 del
Morning NEETs.
happy birthday to me

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 22:25 [Preview] No.725764 del
happy birthday

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 22:41 [Preview] No.725766 del
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I want to watch that moofie where dick cheney packs on 60Kilo and plays christian bale. Vice (2018) I saw it at the cinemas i snuck in without paying
If you dont comply with my request I'll get the xbox back out on friday nights and weekends.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 22:44 [Preview] No.725767 del
I would play the fuck out of that game.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 22:56 [Preview] No.725768 del
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Happy Birthday.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 22:59 [Preview] No.725769 del
That is good.
I can't find my banjo picks in this mess, so I cannot do likewise.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 22:59 [Preview] No.725770 del

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 22:59 [Preview] No.725771 del

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 23:08 [Preview] No.725772 del
I would kill to have some cake.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 23:08 [Preview] No.725773 del
I have a list and can acquire cake.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 23:11 [Preview] No.725774 del
not yet, I need more beer
is the banjo that different from the guitar?
I mean idk anything with strings and frets is almost the same (not even in a bad way)

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 23:11 [Preview] No.725775 del
But I can't have cake. Although, maybe there are sugar-free cakes...

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 23:15 [Preview] No.725776 del
Good morning neetos
ABC Breakfast News are celebrating the new accessibility changes to abortion
Total roastie death soon

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 23:16 [Preview] No.725777 del

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 23:20 [Preview] No.725778 del
Wow, for some reason I never wondered if there were any. If there are, I may be saved. Although if it's fructose, it's not much better. Thx!

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 23:20 [Preview] No.725779 del
>is the banjo that different from the guitar?
A bluegrass banjo has 5 strings, typically tuned gDGBD. The tuning peg for the topmost string (the little g) starts at the 5th fret and is tuned an octave higher than the other G.
Typically 22 frets. Harmonics on 12th, 7th, and 5th frets.
So yes, chord locations and shapes are different to guitar.
Bluegrass style is typically played with a plastic thumb pick and metal picks on the index and middle fingers. Ring and pinky finger are used to anchor the hand to the drum head just forward of the bridge, which is floating not glued down.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 23:21 [Preview] No.725780 del
My mum used to make a pumpkin ice cream that had no added sugar and was quite nice.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 23:25 [Preview] No.725781 del
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>Austrayan working families have been croying out for lebensraum in the fertoile east and today laabor is delivering

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NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 23:34 [Preview] No.725783 del
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are you insinuating that this commie toad is anything like 88?

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 23:34 [Preview] No.725784 del
What a weak faggot of a man

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 23:35 [Preview] No.725785 del
Of course not. He's a massive fuckwit for picking that location for his press conference.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 23:36 [Preview] No.725786 del

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 23:37 [Preview] No.725787 del
gee I wonder

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 23:38 [Preview] No.725788 del
I also never knew the A in NATO stood for Australia. That's where he's at.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 23:40 [Preview] No.725789 del
Northern Aboriginal Twerking Orgies

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 23:52 [Preview] No.725790 del
He wants the neets to die for isreal.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 23:57 [Preview] No.725791 del
Isreal isn't real.

NEET 07/10/2023 (Mon) 23:59 [Preview] No.725792 del
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NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 00:14 [Preview] No.725793 del
I take it you wish to nominate Vice (2018) to the womboflix movie list?

NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 00:20 [Preview] No.725794 del
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We should watch this in memory of our departed friend.

NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 00:20 [Preview] No.725795 del
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What are neets up to today?

NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 00:22 [Preview] No.725796 del
neets aren't ready for that level of negger

NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 00:24 [Preview] No.725797 del
Having my third cuppa then I shall shower and go for a walk and have a choof and then I shall eat some treats.

NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 00:25 [Preview] No.725798 del
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The Icon Of The Seas sets sail in January 2024. 5610 passengers, 2350 crew members, 5 times larger and heavier than the Titanic, 19 floors with more than 40 bars, restaurants and bowling alleys.

NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 00:26 [Preview] No.725799 del
imagine the pub crawls

NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 00:29 [Preview] No.725800 del
I don't like how colourful it is.

NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 00:30 [Preview] No.725801 del
Yeah, it looks like The Sims.

NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 00:30 [Preview] No.725802 del
Hopefully it sinks on its maiden voyage.

NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 00:31 [Preview] No.725803 del
I have heaps of styrofoam that I have saved from all my parcels and being a nice sunny day I thought I might burn it all and make heaps of black smoke and pollute the atmosphere.

NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 00:32 [Preview] No.725804 del
Are you going to dance around it while it burns and shout praise to vile heathen gods?

NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 00:32 [Preview] No.725805 del

NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 00:37 [Preview] No.725806 del
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We should pirate it and turn it into the NEET Commune.

NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 00:38 [Preview] No.725807 del
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NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 00:42 [Preview] No.725808 del
We need to disable the ventilation systems and capture all the plumbing staff.
Then we get Weber to clog up all the shitters on the lower levels and as the stench rises they will all be forced to abandon ship.
Air the place out a bit and it will be ours.

NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 00:43 [Preview] No.725809 del
Mong doc telehealth at 4.
Gym - legs.
Meal plan.
Start learning typescript
Message the Peruvian

NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 00:46 [Preview] No.725810 del
>Message the Peruvian
ffs why would you do this to yourself

NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 00:53 [Preview] No.725811 del
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If I get this it will fit nicely where the cheep one goes. i use them a lot and with the extra power and capacity I can get a pressure washer and a sports nozzle and never have to dig by hand ever again. This will open up a range of projects here, not all of them landscaping and trenching. like planting IED's neh heh heh heh heh..

NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 00:55 [Preview] No.725812 del
Stop posting idiotic things like the spoilered bit.

NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 01:00 [Preview] No.725813 del
>Message the Peruvian
just write her a message on your dick and send the pic to her

NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 01:02 [Preview] No.725814 del

NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 01:02 [Preview] No.725815 del
He can't help it. Needs the attention

NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 01:02 [Preview] No.725816 del
That would be good to unblock toilets.

NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 01:07 [Preview] No.725817 del
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You can get a robot to clean your toilet for $400us

NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 01:10 [Preview] No.725818 del
But who's going to clean a toilet cleaning robot?

NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 01:10 [Preview] No.725819 del
It also requires their custom toilet seat to attach to.

NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 01:11 [Preview] No.725820 del
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Made a coles order yesterday and I only wanted one or two carrots, all they had was the big packets so I ordered the 1.5kg bag for $1.50 (it was the cheapest option)
Seems they didn't have a 1.5 kg bag, no idea what I am going to do with 2kg carrots.

NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 01:12 [Preview] No.725821 del
They didn't have a loose option or baby carrots?

NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 01:14 [Preview] No.725822 del

NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 01:16 [Preview] No.725823 del
>like planting IED's

Like, fuck off with that shit.

NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 01:18 [Preview] No.725824 del
make cake

NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 01:21 [Preview] No.725825 del
Play it or your zog

NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 01:22 [Preview] No.725826 del
>Message the Peruvian

NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 01:24 [Preview] No.725827 del
You need another robot for that.

NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 01:28 [Preview] No.725828 del
Not getting on any boat that hasn't had its hull reinforced against orcas.

NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 01:30 [Preview] No.725829 del
Every. Fucking. Time.

NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 01:34 [Preview] No.725830 del
And they wonder why there's going to be an AI uprising

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NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 01:35 [Preview] No.725832 del
>a six-footed tall guy
Bitch wants a freak!

NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 01:36 [Preview] No.725833 del
isn't rael*

NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 01:37 [Preview] No.725834 del

NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 01:40 [Preview] No.725836 del
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Ok neets, tonight on womboflix will be open microphone night, when neets submit short (say, 10 minute) clips from youtube for the entertainment and edification of their fellow neets. Amaze your friends! Become the talk of ausneets! Dan vouchers given out to the neet with the best videos. 7pm AEST.

NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 01:41 [Preview] No.725837 del
Good morning. What changes?

NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 01:43 [Preview] No.725838 del
Happy birthday ya jolly good fellow!

NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 01:44 [Preview] No.725839 del
another day of broken morality

NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 01:48 [Preview] No.725840 del
I make pastry and IED's here in the cottage. Based NEETs get pastries, cringe NEETs get IED's and I got a big surplus of pastry

NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 01:52 [Preview] No.725841 del
Might continue my search for a lounge chair, and a ceramic butter dish.

NEET 07/11/2023 (Tue) 01:57 [Preview] No.725842 del
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