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NEET General #708 - Sedimentary, Igneous, and Metamorphic Edition NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 01:21 [Preview] No. 721956
I like rocks. How about you?

OLD: >>720937


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 01:21 [Preview] No.721957 del
SA BEST A


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 01:22 [Preview] No.721958 del
How?


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 01:23 [Preview] No.721959 del
>>721956
I do like the title and Pepe.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 01:23 [Preview] No.721960 del
meh


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 01:26 [Preview] No.721961 del
>>721956
Possum cast metamorph on me once.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 01:26 [Preview] No.721962 del
Shitty thread title


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 01:26 [Preview] No.721963 del
and pepe


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 01:27 [Preview] No.721964 del
I like your thread NEET don't listen to them.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 01:27 [Preview] No.721965 del
tab closure imminent


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 01:28 [Preview] No.721966 del
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>>721964


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 01:29 [Preview] No.721967 del
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>>721966


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NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 01:31 [Preview] No.721970 del
>>721936
will try a little later
if it burns my nose I'll post a vocaroo cursing every single one of your relatives (up to your 6th degree cousins)


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 01:32 [Preview] No.721971 del
>>721954
thanks neet


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 01:34 [Preview] No.721972 del
Pea and ham soup, with croutons.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 01:34 [Preview] No.721973 del
Croutons are just burnt bread.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 01:35 [Preview] No.721974 del
>>721972
la di da


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 01:36 [Preview] No.721975 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9msUS8bSG1Q [Embed]


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 01:36 [Preview] No.721976 del
I bought my washing in before and now it is raining heavily
>tfw smug


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 01:37 [Preview] No.721977 del
>>721972
Good cold weather feed.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 01:40 [Preview] No.721978 del
>>721965
Tab status?


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 01:40 [Preview] No.721979 del
>>721966
kek


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 01:40 [Preview] No.721980 del
>>721968
Good collection of rocks/stones


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 01:41 [Preview] No.721981 del
>>721969
Nice kitty. RIP Helen.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 01:42 [Preview] No.721982 del
>>721972
One serving please.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 01:45 [Preview] No.721983 del
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Another day on earth bros.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 01:50 [Preview] No.721984 del
Anyone ITT?


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 01:51 [Preview] No.721985 del
>>721984
No


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 01:52 [Preview] No.721986 del
>>721985
what are you up to?


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 01:53 [Preview] No.721987 del
>>721983
Use those tears as lube and start wanking.


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>>721987
I had one last night. I'm 29 so it takes a few days to feel the need to bust again.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 01:56 [Preview] No.721989 del
>>721978
Stab taters


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 01:57 [Preview] No.721990 del
>>721984
What are you doing ?


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 01:58 [Preview] No.721991 del
>>721986
Not much


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 01:58 [Preview] No.721992 del
>>721989
Thank you.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 02:00 [Preview] No.721993 del
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My colony has gotten all messed up again


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 02:01 [Preview] No.721994 del
>>721990
Having a cup of black instant and browsing on the laptop. Going to go for a walk soon, its sunny at the moment for rain on the forecast. I better hurry up.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 02:15 [Preview] No.721995 del
>>721994
Iā€™m about to eat maccas


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 02:16 [Preview] No.721996 del
might get a sausage roll and a choggy doughnut


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 02:17 [Preview] No.721997 del
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>>721936
>>721970
wish me luck


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 02:18 [Preview] No.721998 del
>>721997
Is that a sheet of music? Are you making music?


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 02:20 [Preview] No.721999 del
IT BURNS


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Ok neets, I said we'd resume voting for movies this week but checking we still have two more movies that were voted for but not screened, so we'll have to see them this week and start voting again next week.

Wednesday night tv will be Air Crash Investigations

Saturday night will be Spiderman(2002) and on Sunday Wag The Dog(1997)


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 02:22 [Preview] No.722001 del
>>721998
the pdf I printed came with both tabs and sheets
too stupid to learn how to read sheets
>Are you making music?
just learning


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 02:24 [Preview] No.722002 del
>>721996
Will you stick the sausage in the choggy doughnut?


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 02:27 [Preview] No.722003 del
>>722002
Don't be ridiculous.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 02:30 [Preview] No.722004 del
>>722001
Iā€™ve been learning to play guitar with a music therapist. She really has to break it down for me because Iā€™m slow. But Iā€™ve learnt two songs now completely


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 02:34 [Preview] No.722005 del
>>722003
I was being vulgar.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 02:34 [Preview] No.722006 del
>>722004
we're all slow, don't be hard on yourself
can you post a vocaroo?
I'll post one in return too


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 02:37 [Preview] No.722007 del
>>722006
Maybe if I can figure it out when I get home


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 02:39 [Preview] No.722008 del
>>722007
thanks!


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NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 02:42 [Preview] No.722010 del
>>722009
heh


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 02:58 [Preview] No.722011 del
>Who wanks the dog wanker


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 02:59 [Preview] No.722012 del
>>721993
It should unlock a doubling mong bonus is each additional generation.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 03:00 [Preview] No.722013 del
>>722000
>>722009
Looking forward to it.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 03:04 [Preview] No.722014 del
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NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 03:05 [Preview] No.722015 del
the cunt who requested air crash investigations better bloody show up


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 03:05 [Preview] No.722016 del
>>722012
I do it to keep good traits so it's more eugenics than incest.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 03:07 [Preview] No.722017 del
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NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 03:12 [Preview] No.722018 del
>>722014
I'll have one serving when it's ready.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 03:13 [Preview] No.722019 del
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NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 03:13 [Preview] No.722020 del
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>>722017


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 03:14 [Preview] No.722021 del
>>722019
It sounded like a good scheme


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 03:15 [Preview] No.722022 del
>>722021
lefties are crying it's a shitpost by a racist because Aboriginal wasn't capitalised and boongs dont get things for free


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 03:15 [Preview] No.722023 del
>>722019
I saw that, have to be a boong to make it work.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 03:20 [Preview] No.722024 del
If i was a boong I'd probably be one of the dumb ones that get drunk in the park


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 03:21 [Preview] No.722025 del
>>722024
If you're here, the Gen is your park.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 03:23 [Preview] No.722026 del
>>722014
I was going to cook something but have a phone appointment in a couple hours so can't do anything until that's over.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 03:27 [Preview] No.722027 del
>tfw posting on ausneets


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 03:27 [Preview] No.722028 del
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skip to 2.40


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 03:29 [Preview] No.722030 del
>>722028
Damn. Saw theo post this on twitter in its entirety since it got taken down on other platforms. Didn't watch it but wondered why. No wonder haha.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 03:30 [Preview] No.722031 del
>tfw have to lose 59kg


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>>722030


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 03:34 [Preview] No.722033 del
>>722028
no thanks dude


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 03:34 [Preview] No.722034 del
>>722031
me too neet me too


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 03:35 [Preview] No.722035 del
>>722000
I thought we watched wag the dog.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 03:35 [Preview] No.722036 del
>>722034
Thats the average womans bodyweight.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 03:37 [Preview] No.722038 del
>>722036
15 years ago maybe
they're all porkers now


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 03:37 [Preview] No.722039 del
>>722036
Skellies should all have to carry a woman on their back to make things even.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 03:39 [Preview] No.722040 del
I very much enjoyed the Bulgarian Spanish guitar playing.


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>>722024


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 03:40 [Preview] No.722042 del
So is international cruisey making us a musical now?


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 03:41 [Preview] No.722043 del
>>722042
is cruisey over seas at the moment?


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 03:42 [Preview] No.722044 del
>>722043
I have no idea whats going on anymore tbh


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 03:42 [Preview] No.722045 del
>>721945
I have a pretty good collection although it has many holes and duplicates as it is cobbled together from the scraps of old coots that died.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 03:43 [Preview] No.722046 del
>>722019
Fuck, I wish I was a boong. I'd love to do that although I'd feel guilty about it.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 03:43 [Preview] No.722047 del
>>722045
Good. A man can never have too many tools.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 03:44 [Preview] No.722048 del
>>722047
Unless you fall in a river with them.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 03:45 [Preview] No.722049 del
tfw misquoting Abercrombie


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 03:46 [Preview] No.722050 del
>tfw severely depressed


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NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 03:47 [Preview] No.722052 del
>>722045
I have a mix of very good old inherited tools and cheapo shitty new ones.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 03:49 [Preview] No.722053 del
>>722048
Wise words.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 03:51 [Preview] No.722054 del
>>722051
nice doggo


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 03:55 [Preview] No.722056 del
>>722055
There is only one atm in my suburb now which causes havoc at coles when it goes out of order.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 03:56 [Preview] No.722057 del
Did weber end up cleaning fatherbot's shovel after the tradesman got cement all over it?


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 03:57 [Preview] No.722058 del
>>722057
Yes I chipped it all off.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 04:02 [Preview] No.722059 del
Do the deputies have access to the BO's stash of elbow pics?


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 04:04 [Preview] No.722060 del
>>722054
Yes, yes it is.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 04:07 [Preview] No.722061 del
Meanwhile Monk is balls-deep in the 40yr old HR chick that interviewed him.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 04:11 [Preview] No.722062 del
More likely he took out a loan to celebrate his upcoming new job and tax return got drunk and is passed out in an alleyway with an old boong and a sick dog.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 04:13 [Preview] No.722063 del
>>722061
>>722017


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 04:13 [Preview] No.722064 del
>>722061
It's in 45 mins
Nervous


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 04:14 [Preview] No.722065 del
>>722064
Good luck.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 04:28 [Preview] No.722066 del
>>722028
kek
I swear on god the most antisemitic people are jews themselves
otto weininger for example was on another level


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 04:30 [Preview] No.722067 del
>>722042
a what?
>>722043
I'm usually here


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 04:33 [Preview] No.722068 del
>>722064
You'll be fine.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 04:36 [Preview] No.722069 del
Cruisey is interviewing me for the accounts job on thursday.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 04:39 [Preview] No.722070 del
>>722064


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 04:42 [Preview] No.722071 del
Talking to myself on webcam


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 04:44 [Preview] No.722072 del
>>722069
I just spoke with ProteinNEET asking him if an employer wants to hear from an employee what they think theyre worth or what they think their entitlements are.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 04:45 [Preview] No.722073 del
>>722071
Tell yourself I said hi.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 04:50 [Preview] No.722074 del
To give context, he is working through an agency. Accepted two shifts from two different companies that use an agency for hr etc.
First shift (pays more) offered some overtime, which he accepted.
This resulted in a less than 10hr gap between that shift and the next one (with a different company).
He stated this to company 1, like they should not have offered overtime.
Now is confused as to why they're not asking him back.
Apparently went on about how warehouse work is high risk and he needs proper breaks. Also said he walked out of the lunchroom because someone was talking about some work practice.. but he had clocked into his lunch break and he only does paid training.

People wonder why pajeet gets hired.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 05:11 [Preview] No.722075 del
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Might get into yakhchal making.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 05:22 [Preview] No.722076 del
Interview complete. Felt like a monotone autistic troglodyte talking about my experience. Lightened up with the girl as we were talking about remote work and culture and shit at the end. Asked for 80k.
If successful it'll be a take home exercise, an interview with the team leader in Europe, an interview with the hiring manager, and an interview with an engineering manager in Aus. Mumma mia


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 05:24 [Preview] No.722077 del
>>722076
Congrats on not spilling the spaghoot


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 05:25 [Preview] No.722078 del
>>722076
One down three to go.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 05:29 [Preview] No.722079 del
>>722078
All on 100k, scheduling 2hrs aside for their 15mins of input and an email to the next person on the bureaucratic chain of handballers.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 05:36 [Preview] No.722080 del
>>722079
I had an HR woman annoy one of my references by expecting him to sit through a 15 minute set of questions.
And it literally said right in front of her that he was the general manager of a very large company.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 05:37 [Preview] No.722081 del
Another coffee.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 05:42 [Preview] No.722082 del
>>722081
no


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 05:43 [Preview] No.722083 del
>>722080
>it
Did you put zer on your resume?


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 05:43 [Preview] No.722084 del
>>722083
It said it on my resume.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 05:45 [Preview] No.722085 del
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>zer


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 05:45 [Preview] No.722086 del
>>722082
Anal coffee.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 05:46 [Preview] No.722087 del
>>722086
no


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 05:47 [Preview] No.722088 del
>>722087
Which means yes.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 05:47 [Preview] No.722089 del
>>722088
negative


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 05:48 [Preview] No.722090 del
>>722089
It's no wonder you never get laid.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 05:49 [Preview] No.722091 del
>>722090
because i don't shove coffee up my arse?


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 05:49 [Preview] No.722092 del
>>722084
At least it knows a correct self identification


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 05:50 [Preview] No.722093 del
>>722091
Positive.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 05:50 [Preview] No.722094 del
>>722093
Means coffee.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 05:50 [Preview] No.722095 del
>>722093
i'm fine with not having sex with men


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 05:51 [Preview] No.722096 del
>>722095
no


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 05:51 [Preview] No.722097 del
>>722096
means HIV positive


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 05:52 [Preview] No.722098 del
>>722095
Gay


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 05:52 [Preview] No.722099 del
>>722098
>>722097


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 05:53 [Preview] No.722100 del
The music has enlivened me
Time to do some tasks


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 05:54 [Preview] No.722101 del
>>722100
Scissor sisters?


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 05:54 [Preview] No.722102 del
>>722055
It's bizarre world we live in.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 05:55 [Preview] No.722103 del
>>722059
I wish.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 05:55 [Preview] No.722104 del
>>722069
I hope he lands it.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 05:57 [Preview] No.722105 del
so the BO is the sheriff?


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 05:57 [Preview] No.722106 del
>>722074
>People wonder why pajeet gets hired.
Are pajeets people? Food for thought.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 05:57 [Preview] No.722107 del
>>722105
apu_cowboy.png


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 05:58 [Preview] No.722108 del
>>722076
Good luck NEET. I hope you land it.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 05:58 [Preview] No.722109 del
>>722106
No it isn't.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 05:59 [Preview] No.722110 del
>>722109
He is obviously a cannibal.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 06:00 [Preview] No.722111 del
>>722109
>>722110
Don't forget the Pan incident.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 06:00 [Preview] No.722112 del
Are you having a celebratory drink tonight, Monk?


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 06:00 [Preview] No.722113 del
>>722110
Spicy poo eating NEET


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 06:00 [Preview] No.722114 del
>>722112
Monk is powering through the Wagon leading by example in Dry July.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 06:02 [Preview] No.722115 del
>>722114
Monk is the wagon, always was, always will be.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 06:02 [Preview] No.722117 del
going to buy monk a drink tonight


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>>722114
>powering through the Wagon


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 06:05 [Preview] No.722119 del
>>722116
Lovely view of zeros.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 06:07 [Preview] No.722120 del
>>722118
Monk was going so fast that he ran over a gooner's wagon who didn't move their wagon in time. The Gooner said they'll move it tomorrow!


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 06:08 [Preview] No.722121 del
>>722116
Good on you, Monk.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 06:10 [Preview] No.722122 del
>>722101
Parov Stelar


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 06:17 [Preview] No.722123 del
>>722076
webby would have asked for 110k.


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NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 06:22 [Preview] No.722125 del
>>722124
1 should have started two days ago.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 06:22 [Preview] No.722126 del
>>722123
He's worth every cent and more.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 06:31 [Preview] No.722127 del
I've been more of a boong since monk stopped being a boong.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 06:31 [Preview] No.722128 del
>>722127
Someone has to take over.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 06:37 [Preview] No.722129 del
Shifting boong cycles.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 06:37 [Preview] No.722130 del
>>722129
It's not fair.


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>>722129


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 06:45 [Preview] No.722132 del
Do any of our wealthier NEETs ever get the urge to have women poo on them?


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 06:45 [Preview] No.722133 del
>>722132
Fuck off with this disgusting shit.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 06:45 [Preview] No.722134 del
>>722131
The boongs are whizzing.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 06:46 [Preview] No.722135 del
>>722132
no


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 06:46 [Preview] No.722136 del
I wonder who the wealthiest neet is


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 06:47 [Preview] No.722137 del
>>722133
t. poor neet


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 06:50 [Preview] No.722138 del
>>722136
webby has a bit of equity in his two homes and cars. 10k owns his house outright, don't think its flash but could be wrong. Cruisey has a house but hasn't been in it for long so probably doesn't have much equity.
Given webbys age and consistent waging I think its a safe bet that he is the wealthiest.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 06:51 [Preview] No.722139 del
>>722136
The one with poo on his face


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 06:52 [Preview] No.722140 del
>>722138
Some of the DSP NEETs quietly acrue wealth but I'd guess Webby too.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 06:52 [Preview] No.722141 del
>>722139
is it extremely valuable poo or something?


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 06:52 [Preview] No.722142 del
>>722138
I reckon theres at least one neet with a comfy inheritance


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 06:53 [Preview] No.722143 del
>>722141
With great wealth comes great depravity.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 06:53 [Preview] No.722144 del
>>722140
True. Posso is quite frugal. He probably has a decent amount stashed.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 06:55 [Preview] No.722145 del
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As of late october I will have been here for 7 years.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 06:56 [Preview] No.722146 del
>>722145
If ausneets was a job you could claim some long service leave nearly


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 06:57 [Preview] No.722147 del
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>>722144


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 06:58 [Preview] No.722148 del
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>>722146
> long service leave
I wouldn't know what to do with myself.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 06:58 [Preview] No.722149 del
>>722146
We should at least be entitled to a meal allowance everyday.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 06:59 [Preview] No.722150 del
>>722146
If only Dave was still with us to calculate our payouts


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 07:00 [Preview] No.722151 del
>>722076
godspeed


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 07:01 [Preview] No.722152 del
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I'm waiting for this rain to clean so I can clean out my cars interior.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 07:01 [Preview] No.722153 del
>>722148
Heavy lifting and hard work for 3 months.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 07:01 [Preview] No.722154 del
>>722152
to clear*


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 07:02 [Preview] No.722155 del
>>722136
me
I have 13 usd in my bank account and 2 liters of beer


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 07:02 [Preview] No.722156 del
had some ice cream


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 07:03 [Preview] No.722157 del
>>722153
If my tax return allows it. I wanna get a pair of those adjustable dumbells that go up to 24kg each and an adjustable bench too. I find the commercial gym environment abrasive.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 07:04 [Preview] No.722158 del
>>722157
Good call, I'm not real fond of the gym either.
No offence to gym neets


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 07:05 [Preview] No.722159 del
>>722156
Too cold


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 07:05 [Preview] No.722160 del
My dad had nearly 2 long service leaves saved up and he took most of a year at half pay before he retired.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 07:06 [Preview] No.722161 del
>>722159
no its not


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 07:06 [Preview] No.722162 del
>>722145
What have been the most memorable moments for YOu?


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 07:07 [Preview] No.722163 del
>>722145
Hurts to think about
Imagine the hours spent hitting refresh


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 07:08 [Preview] No.722164 del
>>722162
Doing the boong raids back on 8chan was a lot of fun.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 07:09 [Preview] No.722165 del
>>722152
Haven't vacuumed mine in about a year now. Disposing of the fast-food packaging once a month is good enough.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 07:10 [Preview] No.722166 del
>>722162
Its been a blur. I really couldn't tell you that much. I enjoyed the period when NK, Cheesecake were active. A lot more WA neets were here then so it was more lively during WA late hours. Some more moments will come to me.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 07:10 [Preview] No.722167 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=O2mGQWpRwoA [Embed]


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 07:13 [Preview] No.722168 del
Adding together 8chan and here we've made over 1.1 million posts.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 07:15 [Preview] No.722169 del
>>722167
nah


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 07:17 [Preview] No.722170 del
>>722169
Bend over.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 07:21 [Preview] No.722171 del
...anything in the guise of a river more ugly than the Torrens would be impossible to either see or describe...

ā€”ā€‰Anthony Trollope prior to 1880[42]


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 07:22 [Preview] No.722172 del
The shitey era was one of the best. Lots of elbow pics back then


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 07:24 [Preview] No.722173 del
what if animals are actually smarter than us and act stupid on purpose because they know we would force them to work?


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 07:26 [Preview] No.722174 del
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I found this recently, I think it was from the early days here.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 07:30 [Preview] No.722175 del
>>722173
Thereā€™s plenty of animals that are forced to work. They canā€™t be very smart. Unless they are really undercover


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 07:36 [Preview] No.722176 del
>>722013
>>722035
>>>722000
We could finish watching the John McAfee thing tonight if you guys want.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 07:41 [Preview] No.722177 del
>>722176
Sounds good


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 07:47 [Preview] No.722178 del
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NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 07:52 [Preview] No.722179 del
The lady at the fish shop gave me 4 potat fritters instead of 1 because they were a bit small


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 07:53 [Preview] No.722180 del
>>722144
Yes, he would have. Some other NEET mentioned a pretty healthy account balance a month or two back


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 07:57 [Preview] No.722181 del
>>722179
They normally give me 3 when I order 2, but the one time I went in there and just ordered 2 fritters they jewed me by giving me 2.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 07:58 [Preview] No.722182 del
>>722179
A win.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 07:59 [Preview] No.722183 del
>>722181
I ordered a boig as well, which might have helped. They treat me alright, probably because I don't cause any fuss and don't poo on the floor like the abbos.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:00 [Preview] No.722184 del
>>722183
Floor pooing is a way of showing respect in aboriginal culture


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:01 [Preview] No.722185 del
>>722173
Octopus might be.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:01 [Preview] No.722186 del
time to put my jamies on


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:02 [Preview] No.722187 del
Fucking hell some 3 cunts flashed their lights on the way home.

Saved me from a bretho.

Doublers back and took the long way.

Fucking legends.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:04 [Preview] No.722188 del
My fish and chip shop is shit now, still only $9.50 but you only get about 6 chips.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:06 [Preview] No.722189 del
>>722187
Had you been drink driving?


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:07 [Preview] No.722190 del
>>722187
High speed?


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:08 [Preview] No.722191 del
>>722190
Just drunk


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:08 [Preview] No.722192 del
fuck


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:08 [Preview] No.722193 del
>>722188
Mine does cheap boigs, but the chips are shit. Decent quantity but soggy.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:09 [Preview] No.722194 del
>>722191
You retard.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:09 [Preview] No.722195 del
>>722193
I might have to try the boigs at mine I make the fish into a sandwich anyway


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:09 [Preview] No.722196 del
considering moving and then applying for jobs like crazy once i get a place to stay


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:10 [Preview] No.722197 del
>>722188
Greg's Kitchen latest fish&chip review the place was charging twenty cents extra for chicken salt.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:10 [Preview] No.722198 del
>>722197
Farking hell


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:11 [Preview] No.722199 del
>>722197
lol that's criminal


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:12 [Preview] No.722200 del
>>722196
Life emergency?


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:12 [Preview] No.722201 del
>>722196
Huh?


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:12 [Preview] No.722202 del
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>>722197
>extra for chicken salt


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:13 [Preview] No.722203 del
>>722201
ESL


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:13 [Preview] No.722204 del
>>722203
Que?


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:15 [Preview] No.722205 del
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>he doesn't want to watch tv with me


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:16 [Preview] No.722206 del
>>722205
who?


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:16 [Preview] No.722207 del
>>722197
Yeah, he didn't give them a very good score, the fish looked burnt to me.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:17 [Preview] No.722208 del
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quints soon bros


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:17 [Preview] No.722209 del
Quints aren't real.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:18 [Preview] No.722210 del
imagine watching tv when you can shit post on here


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:19 [Preview] No.722211 del
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>>722055
>cash branches

B-but I though money didn't grown on trees


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:19 [Preview] No.722212 del
>>722210
Some NEETs do both


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:20 [Preview] No.722213 del
dubs and i move to latina america


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:20 [Preview] No.722214 del
>>722212
it's reflected in their distracted posts here


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:21 [Preview] No.722215 del
>>722211
well bantered


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:21 [Preview] No.722216 del
>>722213
No latinas picantes para ti


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:22 [Preview] No.722217 del
>>722203
Yours or mine?


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:22 [Preview] No.722218 del
>>722217
Huh?


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:26 [Preview] No.722219 del
>>722207
Did you see the pack of Allen's lollies they were selling for seven bucks? The 7/11 of fish&chip shops.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:28 [Preview] No.722220 del
Ok, we'll be watching the last 1/3rd of Gringo - The Dangerous Life Of John McAffee in 30 minutes on https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:29 [Preview] No.722221 del
titty titty bum bum


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:29 [Preview] No.722222 del
qints and i move to Jordan


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:29 [Preview] No.722223 del
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QUINTS AN WE'LL ALL GET THAR AN EVERYTHINGS GONNA BE ARRIGHT
AN WUNNA THA NEETS'LL GET A ROOT SOON


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:29 [Preview] No.722225 del
Quints and we all get GFs and live happily ever after.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:29 [Preview] No.722226 del
>>722222
Fucking jew


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:29 [Preview] No.722227 del
>>722215
Thank (You)


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:30 [Preview] No.722228 del
hate this website


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:30 [Preview] No.722229 del
>>722222
filthy sandnigger


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:30 [Preview] No.722230 del
>>722222
Dirty kike


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:30 [Preview] No.722231 del
>>722227
you deserved more well bantereds


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:31 [Preview] No.722232 del
>>722218
>I'm considering moving once I find a place to stay


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:32 [Preview] No.722233 del
>>722232
In Jordan?


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:32 [Preview] No.722234 del
>>722232
Que?


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:33 [Preview] No.722235 del
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>>722226
>>722230


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:33 [Preview] No.722236 del
>>722233
i don't think they'd take him in


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:33 [Preview] No.722237 del
>>722235
possum you bastard!


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:34 [Preview] No.722238 del
>>722236
He can just say he got quints on his application visa


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:34 [Preview] No.722239 del
This place has actually been pretty comfy as of late.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:35 [Preview] No.722240 del
>>722223
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:36 [Preview] No.722241 del
>>722239
like weber's couchbed


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:37 [Preview] No.722242 del
had some food on top of food for food


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:37 [Preview] No.722243 del
>>722178
Fridge meme potential


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:38 [Preview] No.722244 del
>>722187
Blessed. There is good in the world.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:39 [Preview] No.722245 del
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>>722242


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:40 [Preview] No.722246 del
>>722205
McAfeee is a lying boong.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:40 [Preview] No.722247 del
>>722245
yeh


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:40 [Preview] No.722248 del
>>722222
It is done.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:41 [Preview] No.722249 del
>>722247
noice


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:41 [Preview] No.722250 del
gonna be racist to one of you soon


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:42 [Preview] No.722251 del
Acting like a spaz. Need a drink I think


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:43 [Preview] No.722252 del
a lot of arabs have genetic issues due to generations upon generations of cousin breeding


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:43 [Preview] No.722253 del
>>722251
have a few drinks


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:45 [Preview] No.722254 del
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>>722252
The prime minister of Jordan.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:47 [Preview] No.722255 del
nightshift securty guard seems comfy, especially if i could find a place where i just sit on my arse most of the shift and occasionally walk around


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:49 [Preview] No.722256 del
>>722255
won't you have to deal with boongs and neggers?


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:49 [Preview] No.722257 del
>>722255
I think they only hire pajeet now.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:50 [Preview] No.722258 del
>>722246
>McAreeeeeeeeeeee


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:51 [Preview] No.722259 del
>>722253
Not helpful. I am trying.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:53 [Preview] No.722260 del
>>722256
not in a museum, i'd just get up to wacky hijinks


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:54 [Preview] No.722261 del
>>722259
the drinks will help loosen you up


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:54 [Preview] No.722262 del
If Monk makes 90 (ninety) days sober I will apologise for cyber bowling him.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:54 [Preview] No.722263 del
>>722260
I think I've seen that movie.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:54 [Preview] No.722264 del
>>722262
The most sincerest apology would be to wagonise yourself


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:55 [Preview] No.722265 del
>>722263
what do you mean? it's an original idea


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:56 [Preview] No.722266 del
>>722264
I've already done 5 months sober this year.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:57 [Preview] No.722267 del
How did he do it?


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:57 [Preview] No.722268 del
>>722266
>>722265


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:57 [Preview] No.722269 del
>>722261
I'm not Monk.
Stop bullying me.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:58 [Preview] No.722270 del
>>722269
i'll loosen you up either way


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 08:59 [Preview] No.722271 del
There is a lot of peer pressure to drink round these parts


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 09:00 [Preview] No.722272 del
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NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 09:02 [Preview] No.722273 del
listening to a music


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 09:02 [Preview] No.722274 del
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get in here neets, we're watching a documentary on McAfee's sexual adventures: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 09:03 [Preview] No.722276 del
>>722274
>that poor sheep


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 09:05 [Preview] No.722277 del
>>722275
>dad


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 09:05 [Preview] No.722278 del
>>722175
they
and they work hand in hand with the jews


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 09:06 [Preview] No.722279 del
>>722278
bingus


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 09:06 [Preview] No.722280 del
>>722277
They lie


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 09:07 [Preview] No.722281 del
>>722276
if the sheep is enjoying it why should it be illegal?


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 09:08 [Preview] No.722282 del
>>722281
Baaaaa is not consent


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 09:14 [Preview] No.722283 del
>>722255
been there, did that
had 24 hour shifts that would go like this
>6 hours worth of solid shitposting
>2 hours or reading
>at least one hour for gooning
>20 minutes or so of pretending to work when the boss was around
the rest of the hours would be taken up by sleep and killing time with coworkers
I had yet to meet one security guy with night shifts who doesn't sleep at night (inside secret)
comfy job, but it interfered with my practice routine


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 09:19 [Preview] No.722284 del
sliced my thumb open with a wire stripper and didn't even realise until red juice got on everything


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 09:24 [Preview] No.722285 del
>>722284
rip neet


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 09:29 [Preview] No.722286 del
>Received and ready for processing Thu 29 Jun, 1.08pm
>Delayed ā€“ waiting to be processed for delivery Sat 1 Jul, 12.00pm
>Item processed at facility SYDNEY WEST NSW Mon 3 Jul, 6.17pm
Yay, my express post has finally moved.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 09:30 [Preview] No.722287 del
>>722284
Goodbye.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 09:36 [Preview] No.722288 del
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Get out and enjoy the full moon neets.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 09:43 [Preview] No.722289 del
>>722288
I did already
the moon light beamed the edges of the buildings quite beautifully tonight
I wish I were able to play moonlight sonata (until I'll be able to play the third movement, I won't bother learning it; I don't wanna be the faggot who skips the hard part)


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 09:52 [Preview] No.722290 del
>>722288
it raining


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 09:54 [Preview] No.722291 del
>>722288
It's all cloudy.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 09:58 [Preview] No.722292 del
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I think this is fake but it might not be


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 10:00 [Preview] No.722293 del
>>722292
it's real
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bKgf5PaBzyg [Embed]


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 10:03 [Preview] No.722294 del
>>722293
Fuck he had some good fun


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 10:05 [Preview] No.722295 del
The technician gets the fat chicks


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 10:06 [Preview] No.722296 del
>>722294
when white man moves to a poor country, anything is possible. Monk should do it


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 10:07 [Preview] No.722297 del
>>722145
You look healthy NEET.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 10:07 [Preview] No.722298 del
>>722155
Cashed up International Cruisey.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 10:08 [Preview] No.722299 del
>>722293
I want a library just like that


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 10:12 [Preview] No.722300 del
>>722294
see him kissing that girl's foot? If he's into foot fetish I bet he's into femdom, and I find the stories about his scat fetish perfectly believable.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 10:12 [Preview] No.722301 del
>>722187
We almost lost a gooner tonight.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 10:13 [Preview] No.722302 del
>>722222
>>722223
>>722224
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 10:14 [Preview] No.722303 del
>>722292
I'm calling it now, once monk comes up with a killer app, he will be the new John McAfee.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 10:14 [Preview] No.722304 del
Whisky is no longer on sale at BWS but it is on sale at Craigs.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 10:14 [Preview] No.722305 del
>>722303
He could make an app to track how many days sober you are and how much you've saved.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 10:15 [Preview] No.722306 del
>>722304
Craig is your friend.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 10:15 [Preview] No.722307 del
Haven't eaten today.
Food is gay without goon.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 10:15 [Preview] No.722308 del
>>722306
I haven't had a walk today either.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 10:17 [Preview] No.722309 del
>>722288
That lower crater gives me wood


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 10:17 [Preview] No.722310 del
>>722307
Have a small choof then a feed.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 10:17 [Preview] No.722311 del
>>722307
If you don't eat then you don't poo, and if you don't poo you die.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 10:18 [Preview] No.722312 del
>>722289
I enjoyed your guitar vocaroo this morning.
You sound like a drunk Spaniard, in the best possible way.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 10:18 [Preview] No.722313 del
>>722308
Time to get those walking shoes on.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 10:18 [Preview] No.722314 del
>>722311
Wise words, constipation is death.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 10:19 [Preview] No.722315 del
>>722304
Why have they stopped selling it?


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 10:20 [Preview] No.722316 del
>>722315
It's $13 more when it's not on sale.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 10:20 [Preview] No.722317 del
>>722293
Good video.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 10:21 [Preview] No.722318 del
>tfw ungrammatical


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 10:21 [Preview] No.722319 del
>>722311
poo or die sounds like a great video game name


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 10:21 [Preview] No.722320 del
>>722307
I've been too depressed to cook anything. Got packs of quality meat decaying in teh fridge.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 10:22 [Preview] No.722321 del
I wish webby told us more about his neet status and his current plans


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 10:22 [Preview] No.722322 del
There was a NEET once that didn't eat and then he went to try and poo and all his blood exploded out his bumhole and he died.
True story.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 10:22 [Preview] No.722323 del
>>722296
If he moves to North or South Africa we could have 24/7 Cruisey to follow the sun.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 10:23 [Preview] No.722324 del
>>722323
I want a German Cruisey.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 10:23 [Preview] No.722325 del
>>722321
>IKTF


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 10:23 [Preview] No.722326 del
>>722324
I am not sure we can afford that


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 10:24 [Preview] No.722327 del
>>722321
He is moving to Belize.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 10:25 [Preview] No.722328 del
>>722326
Imagine the vocaroos though


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 10:25 [Preview] No.722329 del
>>722322
Imagine at the commune when all the non pooing neets suddenly explode.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 10:26 [Preview] No.722330 del
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>>722324
you will have him


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 10:26 [Preview] No.722331 del
>>722329
It will be like that scene in Carrie


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 10:27 [Preview] No.722332 del
>>722274
>>722292

I really want to make some john mcafee banners


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 10:27 [Preview] No.722333 del
>>722320
What kind of meat?


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 10:28 [Preview] No.722334 del
>>722320
I'll beat your meat


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 10:28 [Preview] No.722335 del
>>722333
quality meat


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 10:29 [Preview] No.722336 del
>>722334
Hot!


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 10:30 [Preview] No.722337 del
>>722327
It'll do him good.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 10:32 [Preview] No.722338 del
I want to lie on a tropical beach with a tankard of rum and dusky maidens to fulfill my every sordid whim.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 10:37 [Preview] No.722339 del
Central American NEET Fight Camp?


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 10:38 [Preview] No.722340 del
>>722339
Central American NEET SEX Camp


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 10:39 [Preview] No.722341 del
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Trust the plan.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 10:46 [Preview] No.722343 del
>>722341
Two weeks.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 10:46 [Preview] No.722344 del
>>722341
/ausneets/ lingo is cryptographically compliant


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 10:47 [Preview] No.722345 del
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wait, let me try that again...

Central American NEET SEX Camp


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 10:50 [Preview] No.722347 del
I have no ice blocks
Do they freeze quicker in cold weather?


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 10:52 [Preview] No.722348 del
>>722347
depends how cold


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 10:55 [Preview] No.722349 del
I can get some ice off Craig


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 10:57 [Preview] No.722350 del
Wonder what webby is drinking tonight


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 10:58 [Preview] No.722351 del
>>722349
Smart.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 10:58 [Preview] No.722352 del
penis


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 10:59 [Preview] No.722353 del
>>722350
Almost certainly not $8 champagne.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 11:00 [Preview] No.722354 del
>>722344
AES my bussy.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 11:02 [Preview] No.722356 del
/ausneet/ english is a subdialect of australian english


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 11:02 [Preview] No.722357 del
>>722353
on the $9 stuff?


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 11:02 [Preview] No.722358 del
>>722355
I read that as african guys


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 11:03 [Preview] No.722359 del
>>722358
Hot!


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 11:04 [Preview] No.722360 del
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>>722350


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 11:04 [Preview] No.722361 del
Garn cregg


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 11:06 [Preview] No.722362 del
>>722341
We're an esoteric bunch of weirdos!


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 11:06 [Preview] No.722363 del
if i dont wank long enough maybe the cum chair will lose its fragrance


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 11:06 [Preview] No.722364 del
>>722361
pack of jerky thanks


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 11:07 [Preview] No.722365 del
>>722360
Living his best life.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 11:07 [Preview] No.722366 del
>>722361
>cregg
i hate that thats how yanks pronounce craig


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 11:07 [Preview] No.722367 del
>>722347
>does ice freeze quicker


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 11:07 [Preview] No.722368 del
>>722363
<doubt


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 11:08 [Preview] No.722369 del
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>>722365


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 11:08 [Preview] No.722370 del
>>722368
shit yourself


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 11:09 [Preview] No.722371 del
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Garn sleep


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 11:11 [Preview] No.722372 del
garn cry


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 11:11 [Preview] No.722373 del
>>722360
Slice up my liver and you'd end up with a similar looking platter.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 11:12 [Preview] No.722374 del
>>722371
>>722372
no


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 11:13 [Preview] No.722375 del
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>>722371
Goodnight.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 11:13 [Preview] No.722376 del
I need it to rain heavily 24/7 to drown out the voices.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 11:14 [Preview] No.722377 del
>>722376
Ignore them the best you can neet.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 11:14 [Preview] No.722378 del
>>722376
You're the reason I can't get my washing done


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 11:16 [Preview] No.722379 del
>>722378
dryer


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 11:23 [Preview] No.722380 del
I might get a pizza next week, that will be the first pizza in about two years. I will take advice on what to order when the time comes.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 11:25 [Preview] No.722381 del
>>722379
Bill tossed it outside


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 11:26 [Preview] No.722382 del
Since when did lounge chairs become so expensive?


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 11:27 [Preview] No.722383 del
>>722382
everything is expensive in this cunt of a country


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 11:28 [Preview] No.722384 del
Japans official currency is Miyagidough.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 11:30 [Preview] No.722385 del
>>722347
>>722075


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 11:30 [Preview] No.722386 del
>>722384
no it's not


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 11:34 [Preview] No.722387 del
>>722383
everything except cruisey's used-up bussy


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 11:34 [Preview] No.722388 del
>>722384
Isn't that a musical by Gilbert & Sullivan?


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 11:40 [Preview] No.722389 del
>>722387
Monday check in with my defamation lawyer and I still canā€™t get Weber for saying my bussy is all fucked up (bc itā€™s demonstrably true).


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 11:42 [Preview] No.722390 del
feeling woe'd again, wracked with anxiety


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 11:45 [Preview] No.722391 del
Back from Craigs and I think a robbery may have been starting as I left
While I was getting my bottle a drunk boong chick came in and a staff person went straight up to her and they both started screaming at each other
I get my bottle and I'm at the door and it opens and 8 or so young boongs run in all screaming and waving their arms about
I ducked out of the way and then buggered off, not my problem


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 11:47 [Preview] No.722392 del
>>722391
>not my problem
Depending on what they did, Police might want a chat with you


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 11:47 [Preview] No.722393 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kl1LP81eSKY [Embed]


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 11:47 [Preview] No.722394 del
>>722392
It would have been a grab and run I think


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 11:50 [Preview] No.722395 del
>>722390
Things might get better NEET, hang in there.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 11:54 [Preview] No.722396 del
>>722392
No mention of paying for his booze. NEET robbed cregg whilst distracted by boongs. The perfect cover.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 11:55 [Preview] No.722397 del
gonna make some milo, you neets want any?


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 11:56 [Preview] No.722398 del
>>722397
Yes please.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 11:56 [Preview] No.722400 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WGU_4-5RaxU [Embed]


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 11:56 [Preview] No.722401 del
>>722396
I did pay but maybe I should have lurked a bit and ran.
Damn it.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 11:58 [Preview] No.722402 del
The staff woman was yelling at the boong chick to get the fuck out so I figured she was a known thief


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 12:00 [Preview] No.722403 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kb2mvEVw0T8 [Embed]


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 12:00 [Preview] No.722404 del
>>722402
>>722402
Could've got a root and a free goon


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 12:01 [Preview] No.722405 del
>>722400
I don't like this song but I like whistling to the chorus


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 12:03 [Preview] No.722406 del
>>722405
https://youtube.com/watch?v=StKVS0eI85I [Embed]


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 12:04 [Preview] No.722407 del
>>722404
Craig chick or the boong?


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 12:04 [Preview] No.722408 del
>>722406
This one i like


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 12:07 [Preview] No.722409 del
I'm looking at Debbie Harry nudes and the nipples don't match up.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 12:08 [Preview] No.722410 del
>>722407
Don't pretend that you're that picky.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 12:08 [Preview] No.722411 del
Still haven't eaten. Still haven't drunk.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 12:10 [Preview] No.722412 del
>>722410
I ... umm ... yeah, nah


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 12:10 [Preview] No.722413 del
>>722409
Lots of fakes based on the first page of google image results


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 12:11 [Preview] No.722414 del
>>722411
Choof'd?
>>722413
I think the smaller nipple ones are the real ones


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 12:12 [Preview] No.722415 del
>>722414
>I think the smaller nipple ones are the real ones
Smaller areola? Yeah.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 12:12 [Preview] No.722416 del
>>722415
Yes, that's what I meant sorry


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 12:13 [Preview] No.722417 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XbAM2_6jKY0 [Embed]


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 12:13 [Preview] No.722418 del
She did have lovely boobs.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 12:20 [Preview] No.722419 del
>>722411
choof!


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 12:20 [Preview] No.722420 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=w6Q3mHyzn78 [Embed]


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 12:21 [Preview] No.722421 del
>>722391
How many standards? What form of standards?


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 12:22 [Preview] No.722422 del
Tempted to feed just out of boredom.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 12:23 [Preview] No.722423 del
>>722421
Bottle of bleh,22 standards aprox


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 12:27 [Preview] No.722424 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AoFxUJtSp4g [Embed]


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 12:29 [Preview] No.722425 del
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>>722422
Eat. Grow Strong.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 12:29 [Preview] No.722426 del
kinda miss womboflix open mic nights


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 12:29 [Preview] No.722427 del
>>722423
Are you looking for jobs? How long will you NEET for?


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 12:30 [Preview] No.722428 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nNoaXej0Jeg [Embed]


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 12:30 [Preview] No.722429 del
>>722427
I am a self employed tomato farmer


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 12:30 [Preview] No.722430 del
>>722427
Poor NEETlore


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 12:31 [Preview] No.722431 del
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>tfw mistaken for Webby


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 12:31 [Preview] No.722432 del
Didn't know 10k drank bleh


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 12:31 [Preview] No.722433 del
>>721956
Thanks!


Good morning and have a blessed day Neets!


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 12:32 [Preview] No.722434 del
>>722433
You too mate.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 12:32 [Preview] No.722435 del
>>722432
Are you new here?


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 12:33 [Preview] No.722436 del
>>722433
Have a good one, fella.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 12:33 [Preview] No.722437 del
>>722435
Tbf I am often absent for long patches


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 12:36 [Preview] No.722438 del
>>722437
Not years though


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 12:38 [Preview] No.722439 del
>>722435
Not answering that


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 12:38 [Preview] No.722440 del
>>722438
This is true


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 12:38 [Preview] No.722441 del
>>722396
I raped cregg whilst he was distracted by boongs once.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 12:39 [Preview] No.722442 del
Bottleo is shut. I am mostly sober. No alcohol.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 12:40 [Preview] No.722443 del
>>722442
Woe


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 12:50 [Preview] No.722444 del
Need to visit Jaycar tomorrow. They must love it when I come in and spend $1.08 on two resistors and an LED.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 12:54 [Preview] No.722445 del
>>722444
Your $1.08 is just as good as anyone elses.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 12:54 [Preview] No.722446 del
Decent chest workout. Numbers are going up again.
A group of 3 turban pajeets wearing polo shirts were hogging the benches


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 12:56 [Preview] No.722447 del
Went and got 6 litres of Pepsi.
Got two whopper jnrs and two small chips for 8.95
Listening to four seasons.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 12:58 [Preview] No.722449 del
>>722447
A fine haul.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 12:58 [Preview] No.722450 del
Tried to do a poo. No poo. Just blood.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 12:58 [Preview] No.722451 del
>>722445
Yes, but I wonder what it costs them in eftpos fees for the transaction


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 12:58 [Preview] No.722452 del
>>722450
>>722322


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 12:58 [Preview] No.722453 del
>>722450
GHOST POO


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 12:59 [Preview] No.722454 del
>>722449
It's all shit sober.
Whopper jnrs aren't bad.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 12:59 [Preview] No.722455 del
>>722451
They will rip someone else off to balance it out.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 12:59 [Preview] No.722456 del
>>722452
I'm about to eat. Hopefully the ghost pool stops haunting my ants.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 12:59 [Preview] No.722457 del
>>722447
That's a lot of Pilk.

>Listening to four seasons.
The Vivaldi set or the Frankie Valli mob?


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 13:01 [Preview] No.722458 del
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>>722447
living the dream


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 13:01 [Preview] No.722459 del
>>722450
The end is near. The deathbed regret will be heavy


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 13:01 [Preview] No.722460 del
>>722456
*poo stops hurting my arse?


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 13:03 [Preview] No.722461 del
>>722448
I like the way the journalist clearly didn't know either, based on the horse shit they have provided as solutions for the first two.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 13:05 [Preview] No.722463 del
>>722461
I got the 100 machines one wrong but I'm a bit smashed


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 13:06 [Preview] No.722464 del
>>722448
1/3
mong life


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 13:07 [Preview] No.722466 del
>>722464
I wouldn't stress too much about it. The questions are deliberately designed to trick people.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 13:08 [Preview] No.722467 del
>>722466
Tricky fuckers I'll give them a $1.05 bat to the head


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 13:09 [Preview] No.722468 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3J3QHzbK9jY [Embed]


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 13:09 [Preview] No.722469 del
>>722467
The fucken nerd who put it together clearly hasn't heard of inflation


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 13:09 [Preview] No.722470 del
>>722469
Exactly, where do you get a $1 bat from?


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 13:10 [Preview] No.722471 del
I'm off to bed. Good night all.
Don't drink all of that Pebsi tonight, Cruisedog.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 13:11 [Preview] No.722472 del
>>722462
>Recently, footage emerged of a dingo biting a French tourist on the buttocks while she sunbathed.
Good onya dingo


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 13:12 [Preview] No.722473 del
>>722471
Night poof


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 13:12 [Preview] No.722474 del
>>722471
G'night


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 13:13 [Preview] No.722475 del
Today when she asked my expected salary and I said 80k she asked if that was "as a package". Does that mean inclusive of super?


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 13:14 [Preview] No.722476 del
>>722475
It means she wants your package Yeah, probably inclusive


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 13:16 [Preview] No.722477 del
>>722475
Probably, although she should have been specific


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 13:23 [Preview] No.722478 del
>>722457
Frankie Valley.
Who's gonna love ya mama


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 13:24 [Preview] No.722479 del
>>722460
Yes,thank you. I hadn't noticed that.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 13:25 [Preview] No.722480 del
>>722479
And thus the case of the haunted ant pool was solved.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 13:26 [Preview] No.722481 del
>tfw you ktf of ghost ants in your arse


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 13:26 [Preview] No.722482 del
>>722471
I've already put the goon cup away.
I had too many choofs though.
That dry July lasted over 24 hrs.
Doing better.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 13:28 [Preview] No.722483 del
If there is 12 crows on the fence and NEET shoots one crow with a shotgun how many crows are left o the fence?


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 13:29 [Preview] No.722484 del
>>722475
They have to pay super. I'd expect it to be listed without it.
Take home will be a little over a grand a week after tax.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 13:30 [Preview] No.722485 del
>>722480
It might be a metaphor.
Feels similar.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 13:30 [Preview] No.722486 del
>>722483
big Tex Walker!!


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 13:31 [Preview] No.722487 del
>>722483
Maybe three.
How big is your fence?


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 13:32 [Preview] No.722488 del
>>722485
I know the feel, like it feels like there is a spiky bit of poo just inside your arse but it isn't.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 13:33 [Preview] No.722489 del
>>722484
I asked for 80k + super.
$1121 after tax, including HECS.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 13:39 [Preview] No.722490 del
Super is bullshit, you're gambling that x dollars will be worth y dollars in z years time.
And you have to trust some filthy jews not to steal too much of it in the meantime.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 13:42 [Preview] No.722491 del
sad and lonely


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 13:43 [Preview] No.722492 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hTdhXxxWREo [Embed]


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 13:44 [Preview] No.722493 del
sucks just filling in time until i can off myself


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 13:49 [Preview] No.722494 del
>>722493
Come to Thailand with me


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 13:51 [Preview] No.722495 del
>>722493
try and find a few things to enjoy the time rather than fill it NEET
I know that sounds like shit when everything is bad but honestly it will help
Enjoying the small things can be good


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 13:53 [Preview] No.722496 del
https://www.realestate.com.au/property-studio-qld-woree-140394451

What a little ripper
Repayments $115 a month. Perfect little neet lair for when I fuck up my life completely


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 13:54 [Preview] No.722497 del
>>722496
There is no shower


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 13:55 [Preview] No.722498 del
>>722497
*apart from the one I missed seeing
Well done I was just testing you all


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 13:57 [Preview] No.722499 del
>>722494
i'm thinking of visiting a different country
>>722495
that's what i'm trying to do, i just struggle and today has been hitting me with the woe'd feels


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 13:58 [Preview] No.722500 del
>>722499
Woe days are not fun, I hope tomorrow is better.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 13:58 [Preview] No.722501 del
>>722496
that looks pretty comfy, that's basically all i'd need if i ever got a place of my own. maybe just a bit more space in the kitchen


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 14:03 [Preview] No.722502 del
who are the shrooms people?


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 14:04 [Preview] No.722503 del
>>722496
24 square metres,that would be 3m x 8m
That is not very big, my living room area is 7 x 3.5


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 14:04 [Preview] No.722504 del
>>722501
https://www.realestate.com.au/property-studio-qld-cairns+north-142237880

This one is nice, 10 minute walk from the beach, 5 minute drive from the city centre
Wank from home job and youre livin the fuckin dream mate šŸ¤™


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 14:06 [Preview] No.722505 del
>>722504
That's a nice location


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 14:07 [Preview] No.722506 del
Body corporate is a bit dear but worth it as a get away during the winter


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 14:07 [Preview] No.722507 del
>>722502
They're a bunch of fun guys


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 14:09 [Preview] No.722508 del
i'd be worried that if i took shrooms i'd never come back, but at some point in the future that might not be a bad thing


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 14:14 [Preview] No.722510 del
>>722509
Good fixer upper


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 14:34 [Preview] No.722511 del
When I come back from a mighty quest.
I have no need for sleep or rest,
I head to a tavern for a drink,
And get so drunk I cannot think.
A wench by my side and a jug of mead,
These are the things that I most need.
So I sit back and sing this song,
And drink and party all night long.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 14:35 [Preview] No.722512 del
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NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 14:42 [Preview] No.722514 del
>>722513
Ride it our NEET, you will survive and tomorrow may be a better day.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 14:49 [Preview] No.722515 del
>>722509
Literally next door to a pub and a food works. We could easily afford the repayments and start the commune


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 14:51 [Preview] No.722516 del
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NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 14:55 [Preview] No.722517 del
I should have about 30k in savings this time next year.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 14:57 [Preview] No.722518 del
>>722517
DSP chad or wagie?


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 14:58 [Preview] No.722519 del
>>722518
Neither, just a normal NEET with almost zero cost of living at the moment.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 15:02 [Preview] No.722520 del
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Normies are learning the NEET struggles these days.
But we are better at it with our NEET experience of hardship and scorn.
So we should take their women and goats for ourselves while they are weak.
The strong NEET will eat the weak normie on the coldest of nights.
And the NEET King shall sit atop a pile of bones.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 15:05 [Preview] No.722521 del
it takes me 5 hours to watch a 90 minute movie


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 15:07 [Preview] No.722522 del
>>722521
Are you a three toed sloth?


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 15:17 [Preview] No.722523 del
>>722522
i needed to pee


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 15:27 [Preview] No.722524 del
>>722489
Super is another lot of tax they make employers loan the government.
Make it up with inflation until they need to pay it back.
Unless they die.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 15:35 [Preview] No.722525 del
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>>722496
It's in an apartment block


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 15:38 [Preview] No.722526 del
>>722521
How come?


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 15:38 [Preview] No.722527 del
>>722513
You can hack it. Waste a few hours.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 15:38 [Preview] No.722528 del
It's over for me boyos, I'll be nearly 30. No female is sexuality attracted to me. I look like a boy.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 16:01 [Preview] No.722529 del
>>722528
Women like a man with flag.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 16:02 [Preview] No.722530 del
>>722525
More like its in a motel.
Cute little homebase for when I travel the world getting rich as a digital nomad and laughing at webber


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 16:04 [Preview] No.722531 del
>>722530
I laughed at Weber once.
now they call me "no legs one testicle" NEET.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 16:06 [Preview] No.722532 del
You know how there's all those NEETs that don't post here anymore?
Now you know why.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 16:11 [Preview] No.722533 del
>>722532
Fridge memers can never hack it


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 16:23 [Preview] No.722534 del
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>>722533


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 16:28 [Preview] No.722535 del
I'm putting on a romcom and smiling myself to sleep for no reason
noneye


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 16:37 [Preview] No.722536 del
>>722535
Find a reason.
Night fella.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 16:43 [Preview] No.722537 del
>>722529
No flag for me


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 16:43 [Preview] No.722538 del
There happy cunts


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 16:44 [Preview] No.722539 del
Any of you cunts do work for the dole?


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 16:54 [Preview] No.722540 del
Under three layers


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 16:57 [Preview] No.722541 del
Dick Sucking Penis


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 16:58 [Preview] No.722542 del
Any of you cunts on Slaveforce online?


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 17:04 [Preview] No.722543 del
>>722535
I watched bullet train and got a headache


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 17:07 [Preview] No.722544 del
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dsp chad here ask me anything


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 17:21 [Preview] No.722545 del
>>722544
Do you have a gf?


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 19:41 [Preview] No.722546 del
Hi


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 20:35 [Preview] No.722547 del
Good morning sirs


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 21:01 [Preview] No.722548 del
>>722546
>>722547
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 21:02 [Preview] No.722549 del
>>722534
Good Fridge Meme.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 21:05 [Preview] No.722550 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=knkbkLsitJg [Embed]


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 21:10 [Preview] No.722551 del
>>722504
>5 minute drive from the city centre
Shame it doesn't come with a specific parking spot.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 21:12 [Preview] No.722552 del
>>722475
Yes. The super increases over the next two years will also be included.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 21:24 [Preview] No.722553 del
>>722552
You're super


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 21:42 [Preview] No.722554 del
>>722553
I'm just super in bed


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 21:43 [Preview] No.722555 del
>>722554
I heard you were a selfish lover.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 21:44 [Preview] No.722556 del
>>722555
selfish cruel and dominant


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 21:46 [Preview] No.722557 del
>>722556
I am withdrawing consent after the fact. You raped me.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 21:47 [Preview] No.722558 del
We are all God's chosen.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 21:48 [Preview] No.722559 del
>>722558
I wish he hadn't chosen me to be one of the mongs


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 21:59 [Preview] No.722561 del
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Do you have a thing for clairvoyance? Are you good at making up stories?


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 22:06 [Preview] No.722562 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LdT-u_wVbWY [Embed]


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 22:06 [Preview] No.722563 del
>>722561
I know the future.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 22:06 [Preview] No.722564 del
>>722560
Better luck next time, mate.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 22:07 [Preview] No.722565 del
morning


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 22:09 [Preview] No.722567 del
>>722312
I hope sometime soon I can actually incorporate them in songs


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 22:11 [Preview] No.722568 del
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>>722565
(You) having a coffee?
I watched this last night but no subs so I understood about one tenth of the dialogue
https://putlockers.fm/watch/pxwwMQ9x-kandahar.html


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 22:15 [Preview] No.722569 del
>>722520
we're a different breed brother


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 22:19 [Preview] No.722570 del
>>722568
about to have my second coffee
isn't the movie in english? were you so drunk that you couldn't understand words?


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 22:22 [Preview] No.722571 del
>>722475
She was shocked at the size of your package.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 22:22 [Preview] No.722572 del
might have some ice cream for breakfast


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 22:23 [Preview] No.722573 del
>>722570
I had vittoria mountain blend from a mini percolator, what you drinking my povo fren?

90% of the fukn moofie is in arabic and the english is all mumbled. Theres a four star helicopter explode so i didnt waste all of my evening.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 22:26 [Preview] No.722574 del
>>722564
I bet you chortled as you hit the reply button


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 22:35 [Preview] No.722575 del
>>722574
I did.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 22:39 [Preview] No.722576 del
https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/crime/skeletal-remains-found-inside-burning-car-in-sydneys-south/news-story/a66449faf6acacb36d53498da12ff1e6
>Human remains have been found inside two burned out cars located on opposites of Sydney within hours of each other.
Coincidental?


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 22:50 [Preview] No.722577 del
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NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 22:55 [Preview] No.722578 del
>>722577
It's dancing.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 22:56 [Preview] No.722579 del
>>722576
Fantomas strikes again.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 22:58 [Preview] No.722580 del
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>>722577
best call the welder


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 23:12 [Preview] No.722582 del
>>722573
I'm only drinking 2 liters of beer right before going to sleep
for the rest of the day, I'm usually hungover/sober
>90% of the fukn moofie is in arabic and the english is all mumbled
guess that's what you get when you hire enough diverse actors
>Theres a four star helicopter explode
dope


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 23:21 [Preview] No.722583 del
Time to get dressed and visit Jaycar. Might visit the supermarket too.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 23:22 [Preview] No.722584 del
>>722582
>2 liters of beer right before going to sleep
You're helping Local Cruisey by taking on some of his work. Good work.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 23:26 [Preview] No.722585 del
>>722583
Packet of Beef Jerky please.


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 23:31 [Preview] No.722586 del
>>722584
thanks


NEET 07/03/2023 (Mon) 23:38 [Preview] No.722587 del
>>722584
I think he stole other Cruiseys beer.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 00:12 [Preview] No.722588 del
>>722552
Not within that 80k


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 00:16 [Preview] No.722589 del
>>722588
If it's inclusive of super they can
>But, if you are paid a salary package inclusive of super, your employer might choose to cut your take-home pay to cover the increased super contributions.
https://au.finance.yahoo.com/news/sneaky-detail-that-could-cut-your-pay-on-july-1-031455696.html


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 00:18 [Preview] No.722590 del
>>722585
I purchased 8 of the mini vanilla custard pastries from the bakery section. You may have two.
The Afghani terrorist with the paedo moustache was in the express checkout thing, but he slunk off and left the girl to it when he saw I was next in line.
The guy in Jaycar told me the switch I had picked out wasn't the one I had written down, but a quick check with a multimeter had him retract that statement. Fucking chortler.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 00:19 [Preview] No.722591 del
>>722588
Yes they do


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 00:28 [Preview] No.722593 del
>>722590
Thank you.

You have a lot of whimsical adventures.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 00:29 [Preview] No.722594 del
>>722589
No one would do that.
Super is on top, I've never heard of an employer having super counted as part of the base wage, and only real money would accept that, unless the listed wage was 10.5% extra and clearly stated


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 00:30 [Preview] No.722595 del
>>722594
>real money
A real mong *


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 00:32 [Preview] No.722596 del
>>722594
Bollocks. ARTC and other large businesses talk in terms of a TRP or Total Remuneration Package, which is inclusive of super.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 00:32 [Preview] No.722597 del
>>722590
>made him get out the multimeter
You're going to get him sacked


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 00:33 [Preview] No.722598 del
>>722596
That is really gay. I've never applied for a job like that.
The means your take home is like 40% less than what's listed.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 00:34 [Preview] No.722599 del
>>722597
He's going to get himself sacked pretending he has memorised every component by sight. At least he knew how to use the continuity function on the store multimeter.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 00:36 [Preview] No.722600 del
>>722598
>The means your take home is like 40% less than what's listed.
What? Just multiply the TRP by 0.895 (assuming 10.5% super) and that's your salary.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 00:36 [Preview] No.722601 del
10.5% super and 32.5% tax


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 00:36 [Preview] No.722602 del
>>722599
>the continuity function on the store multimeter
I don't know what this is.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 00:36 [Preview] No.722603 del
>>722601
And?


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 00:37 [Preview] No.722604 del
>>722603
Don't get fucking snappy with me.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 00:37 [Preview] No.722605 del
>>722603
This man did murder his accountant remember.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 00:38 [Preview] No.722606 del
>>722602
It goes beeeeeep when there is connectivity between the two probes. In the case of a switch it will go beeeeeep when the switch is pushed in one direction or another, depending on whether it is open or closed circuit.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 00:39 [Preview] No.722607 del
>>722606
It goes beep when thing works?


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 00:39 [Preview] No.722608 del
>>722602
Weber would bite your head off if you worked there.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 00:39 [Preview] No.722609 del
>>722605
He's one of these bosses working to suppress wage growth in Australia.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 00:40 [Preview] No.722610 del
>>722607
It's not whether something works or not, just whether there is electrical conductivity between the two probes on the multimeter.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 00:41 [Preview] No.722611 del
>>722607
You're thinking of the machine that goes ping.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 00:42 [Preview] No.722612 del
>>722611
Not the one that goes bleep bloop?


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 00:46 [Preview] No.722613 del
>>722609
Noone is worth what they cost.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 00:47 [Preview] No.722614 del
>>722613
Especially Management.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 00:47 [Preview] No.722615 del
>>722605
He freed Dave.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 00:47 [Preview] No.722616 del
>>722614
I'll manage you


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 00:50 [Preview] No.722617 del
If they don't change the weather too much it might be warmish and a bit sunny on my birthday.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 00:55 [Preview] No.722618 del
>>722614
Everyone. Management included.
Even I they were actually productive for the 7.6hrs each day they're not worth what awards recommend.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 01:43 [Preview] No.722619 del
He killed the thread with his hatred for the working class.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 01:47 [Preview] No.722620 del
Cruisey beat me savagely with a stick when I didn't pick my cotton quota for the day once.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 01:49 [Preview] No.722621 del
Might have a Double Dare and shit my pants on company time.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 01:54 [Preview] No.722622 del
A cube of tasty cheddar sitting atop a slice of cabanossi sitting atop a barbecue shape.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 01:54 [Preview] No.722623 del
You load sixteen tons, what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter, don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I shat my pants in the company store


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 01:56 [Preview] No.722624 del
>>722622
That sounds nice.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 01:59 [Preview] No.722625 del
>>722624
My one treat for the year.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 02:03 [Preview] No.722626 del
>>722619
I presumed you had all gone and done some big productive waging. Something that procures more wealth than your expense, ideally by a significant margin to account for extra expenses like insurances, software and overheads as well as liaison time (which doesn't generate).
And to account for the half a day most of us (me included) not providing any tangible value to the organisation.
Think not of what the company can do for you.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 02:05 [Preview] No.722627 del
>>722626
I did a big sloppy poo and then had a shower.
Now i'm having my third cuppa.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 02:06 [Preview] No.722628 del
why don't neets join the mining sector like fifo used to or do construction work?


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 02:09 [Preview] No.722629 del
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>>722628
We are lazy and badly motivated.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 02:09 [Preview] No.722630 del
>>722620
I pay for the cotton wagon driver, as well as maintenance and expenses (feed and stables) for the horse and wagon. That cost needs to be distributed across the wealth generators. By not getting your quota, you not only risk the decrease in trust in the company by the people paying for the goods, which make the revenue to pay for your labour and expertise, but you also risk the livelihood of every one relying on the company to pay for their time (not productivity) and keep their entitled faces full of feed and a roof over their heads.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 02:10 [Preview] No.722631 del
>>722627
>third cuppa
I just had my 5th and 6th espressos


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 02:10 [Preview] No.722632 del
>>722630
You do a lot of unrecognised work for your employees.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 02:11 [Preview] No.722633 del
>>722629
I'd hate doing either construction or mining, but some neets here might like that stuff


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 02:11 [Preview] No.722634 del
>>722630
You called me a lazy nigger and said I should be glad of the beatings


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 02:11 [Preview] No.722635 del
>>722629
Good Pepe.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 02:13 [Preview] No.722636 del
>>722633
A few years of minesite work can set you up but I couldn't handle the hours and living on site.
I need my comforts.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 02:16 [Preview] No.722637 del
>>722629
Me, looking into the back of the monitor.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 02:16 [Preview] No.722638 del
>>722632
And they all treat me like shit.
There is no incentive to change.
A good worker should get more but there is no noticeable difference in attitude or aptitude due to wages.
If anything, once they get over that ~1000 take home per week their productivity and drive decreases because they know that they are paid primarily on only time.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 02:17 [Preview] No.722639 del
wonder what our boy monk is up to.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 02:18 [Preview] No.722640 del
Going to watch "we own this city" soon. Cop show set in baltimore. Just checking it out because I liked the wire so much.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 02:19 [Preview] No.722641 del
>>722633
20% of the time is ochw bullshit.
All paid training too.
Inductions before every stint.
Yellow tape on the ground to follow because these highly trained workers getting $120k are unable to read a map.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 02:20 [Preview] No.722642 del
>>722638
I set up a thing in the warehouse years ago where the guys who did 20% more picking than expected consistently got $3hr more than the rest.
It caused a lot of arguments but it worked well for me and them.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 02:20 [Preview] No.722643 del
>>722640
I read the wikipedia article for that the other night and made a note to watch it.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 02:20 [Preview] No.722644 del
>>722636
They're all air-conditioned and have professional chefs.
Unions make them get fancy beds and paid breaks.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 02:21 [Preview] No.722645 del
>>722640
That looks interesting


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 02:22 [Preview] No.722646 del
>>722644
do they get to operate heavy machinery while drinking? Asking for a gooner mate of mine.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 02:23 [Preview] No.722647 del
>>722644
In the old days it was tin shacks and meth.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 02:24 [Preview] No.722648 del
>>722642
That is cool. I like tangible incentives like that.
I was going to make mine a $1extra per 50 or 100 hrs worked but after super and having to pay my HR consulting cunts for individual contracts, and the accountant for separate pay rates though xero (which then I need to pay to get audited), it's too hard and costly.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 02:26 [Preview] No.722649 del
>>722646
>>722647
My dad and his manager borrowed a work ute and went from headland to somewhere that sells grog, got smashed and drove back and got the car wheel stuck down an old shaft.
This was only 2or 3 years ago.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 02:26 [Preview] No.722650 del
>>722648
I had to fight tooth and nail with upper management to get them to try it out, they basically kept saying can't I get them to do the extra work for free.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 02:27 [Preview] No.722651 del
>>722649
That manager then put a good word in and got him a shoe in for one of the OC health supervisor positions at bhp.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 02:30 [Preview] No.722652 del
>>722650
Yeah, that's not fair.
I've given a few workers a few hundred dollars bonuses but then it's become expected, so then they don't go above and beyond without a reward.
The reward was for them doing their job well, not just doing it.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 02:32 [Preview] No.722653 del
>>722652
The main problem with warehouses is anyone who has a brain and works hard will move on to a better job.
If you don't reward them you end up with all mongs.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 02:36 [Preview] No.722654 del
Fighting the urge to get gooned.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 02:36 [Preview] No.722655 del
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Cruisedog needs to put some hemostank on his roids.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 02:37 [Preview] No.722656 del
>>722653
I've seen it the other way.
Treating them like they're valued makes them feel like the company needs them more than they need the company.
I've tried to do things differently but it hasn't shown any improvement.
I remember treating the workers like expendable assets, and them competing for hours, and being appreciative for getting the work.
Unlike now where I try to express, both just with feedback and more money, that they are valued.
Now it's as if they're doing a favour by accepting the work.
90% of the world wants to be herded, they only think they don't want to.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 02:41 [Preview] No.722657 del
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>>722656
>90% of the world wants to be herded, they only think they don't want to.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 02:42 [Preview] No.722658 del
>>722655
Not sure if that's the same shit, but have you seen 'heme' they artificially make from plant proteins to put in fake meat?
Actually vile.
Synthetic blood.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 02:43 [Preview] No.722659 del
>>722657
They need to be coerced into action to fight for freedom.
That should make you giggle.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 02:44 [Preview] No.722660 del
We should all be eating as much real meat as we can while they still let us.
Future NEETs will get bugs and soy.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 02:44 [Preview] No.722661 del
>>722658
>Hemostatic for topical use contains Aluminium Chloride in itā€™s composition that acts mainly as astringent. Effective control of bleeding without interfering with prey of impression materials. Does not stain the hard and/or soft tissues. Safe and effective.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 02:45 [Preview] No.722662 del
>>722660
We should invest in fish farms.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 02:46 [Preview] No.722663 del
>>722661
Tin foil my bum hole


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 02:49 [Preview] No.722664 del
>tfw severely depressed


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 02:50 [Preview] No.722665 del
>tfw severely repressed


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 02:50 [Preview] No.722666 del
>tfw severely oppressed


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 02:50 [Preview] No.722667 del
>tfw severely compressed


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 02:50 [Preview] No.722668 del
>tfw severely obsessed


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 02:51 [Preview] No.722669 del
>tfw severely up messed


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 02:51 [Preview] No.722670 del
>tfw severely impressed


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 02:52 [Preview] No.722671 del
>tfw severely undressed


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 02:55 [Preview] No.722672 del
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And I thought my game was fucked up


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 03:11 [Preview] No.722673 del
>>722662
indoor fish farms


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 03:16 [Preview] No.722674 del
I'm fangin for a duplexer NEETs. I need one bad
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eZvRhV2nQtI [Embed]


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 03:18 [Preview] No.722675 del
>>722673
Bingo.
When I did my business course (10 years ago on drugs) I based my big assignment on Clean Seas.
This is the future.
expected initial investment, after subsidies was $118m - worth noting that I didn't know what I was looking at


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 03:19 [Preview] No.722676 del
It's continuing to fall out of me.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 03:20 [Preview] No.722677 del
>>722675
https://cleanseas.com.au/

Gives me wood.
Might watch some business insiders report on durian fruit manufacturing and distribution and have a wank.
I love big processes.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 03:21 [Preview] No.722678 del
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>>722675


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 03:22 [Preview] No.722679 del
It really fucks with me at how little drive I truly have, teenage me would be horrified at where 30 year old me currently is. Teenage me was a wanker though.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 03:24 [Preview] No.722680 del
>>722679
Sometimes it's better to be a wanker.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 03:24 [Preview] No.722681 del
I have lemon butter.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 03:29 [Preview] No.722682 del
Jews are demon spawn.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 03:30 [Preview] No.722683 del
I want scones.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 03:33 [Preview] No.722684 del
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>>722674
I'm afraid you have me at a disadvantage as to precisely what that is, but I can tell you enjoy your electronics hobby immensely, and having fun with your recreational pursuits is very important. Why not drop into one of my cellars and I'll Duplex your order of any single bottle of budget foreign wine, together with any Family level bulk purchase.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 03:33 [Preview] No.722685 del
the cum chair's fragranceness has randomly increased despite not having wanked in about 24 hours. thus the cum chairs fragranceiness can last on its own for at least 24 hours with the room spray from last night factored in


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 03:34 [Preview] No.722686 del
I wank therefor I am


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 03:37 [Preview] No.722687 del
lol I have to go back to Jaycar


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 03:37 [Preview] No.722688 del
I might have demon spawn scones with lemon butter and a bottle of foriegn budget wine and then a big wank in my chair


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 03:41 [Preview] No.722690 del
(8.08 MB 05 Combustible.mp3)


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 04:00 [Preview] No.722691 del
It's been 18 hours and 10 minutes.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 04:04 [Preview] No.722692 del
i might watch a movie tonight


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 04:05 [Preview] No.722693 del
>>722687
Give him a cheeky wink when you see that bloke again.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 04:08 [Preview] No.722694 del
>>722692
I watched uncharted and bullet train last night.
Don't watch them.
I started watching King Lear but couldn't get into it.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 04:10 [Preview] No.722695 del
>>722694
I'll be watching some random arse foreign movie like the hipster cunt that I am.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 04:15 [Preview] No.722696 del
I just realised I never watched the last 2 seasons of Better call Saul


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 04:19 [Preview] No.722697 del
The wench contacted me. Haven't talked to her in about 6 months.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 04:20 [Preview] No.722698 del
>>722697
Spank her!


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 04:23 [Preview] No.722699 del
>>722693
He tried to get his own back when I said a strip of header pins was the 24 and he pointed out it actually had 28 pins


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 04:27 [Preview] No.722700 del
>>722684
Thanks Dan. You're always thinking of whats best for me


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 04:30 [Preview] No.722701 del
>>722699
Leave a review. The customer is always right.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 04:30 [Preview] No.722702 del
>>722700
He is a kind man.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 04:37 [Preview] No.722703 del
>>722699
Electronic mogging


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 04:58 [Preview] No.722704 del
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Bought these as they were on special, teh niggas don't include a choc-shaker like Nescafe does.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 05:00 [Preview] No.722705 del
raining, having coffee, it's been 19hours and 10 minutes


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 05:13 [Preview] No.722706 del
>>722704
I have several packets of Nescafe, none came with a shaker, not even the cappuccino one.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 05:15 [Preview] No.722707 del
>>722699
He wanted to Mong you. The Wagie should fear the NEET.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 05:19 [Preview] No.722708 del
Nothing on the local news about Craigs getting robbed so maybe it was just boongs being boisterous.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 05:35 [Preview] No.722709 del
cold sore developing, gonna give one of you a kiss tonight


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 05:46 [Preview] No.722710 del
>>722709
have you been tested for herpes?


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 05:48 [Preview] No.722711 del
>>722710
cold sores are a form of herpes


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 05:51 [Preview] No.722712 del
>>722711
the gift that keeps on giving


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 05:53 [Preview] No.722713 del
I wonder if incels are weird for not getting all the brain viruses normies get, like herpes, epstein barr and ctyomegalovirus


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 05:53 [Preview] No.722714 del
the rape that keeps on raping


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 05:53 [Preview] No.722715 del
Might have to shid in a minute


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 05:53 [Preview] No.722716 del
>>722715
big shid?


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 06:00 [Preview] No.722717 del
>>722715
ā€œA shid is never late, nor is it early. It arrives precisely when it means to.ā€ ā€” Gandalf


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 06:00 [Preview] No.722718 del
it's been 20 hours and 10 minutes


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 06:02 [Preview] No.722719 del
>>722713
>epstein
Heā€™s not infecting anybody now


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 06:02 [Preview] No.722720 del
it might be time for me to have a kip


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 06:11 [Preview] No.722721 del
>>722718
A long time between poos.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 06:18 [Preview] No.722722 del
big stinky shid all done


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 06:19 [Preview] No.722723 del
>>722706
Didn't ask, bud.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 06:20 [Preview] No.722724 del
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NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 06:22 [Preview] No.722725 del
Boards a bit slow, garn be back later once the wagies have returned.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 06:23 [Preview] No.722726 del
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Out of bed at 4pm again. Woe.
Need to get off the seroquel asap


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 06:38 [Preview] No.722727 del
>>722725
I am here.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 06:45 [Preview] No.722728 del
>>722725
I'm here but choosing not to post due to this rude NEET. >>722723


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 06:49 [Preview] No.722729 del
>>722728
Kick him in the balls.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 06:51 [Preview] No.722730 del
>>722729
I presume I gave him two you's.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 06:53 [Preview] No.722732 del
>>722731
I have never been to gape before.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 06:58 [Preview] No.722733 del
>>722732
It can hurt that first time


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 07:01 [Preview] No.722734 del
>>722704
cashed up neet


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 07:02 [Preview] No.722735 del
>>722726
what time did you go to bed?
Does mummybot ever try to get you to rise earlier?


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 07:05 [Preview] No.722736 del
>>722735
I was watching a moofie until about 5am in bed.
I was actually up at 10:30 because the dog was barking but the comfy draw of eye shutting was too much to resist.
She's at work


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 07:11 [Preview] No.722737 del
>>722736
does she nag you when she gets home?


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 07:13 [Preview] No.722739 del
wonder what webbys planning for dinner.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 07:13 [Preview] No.722740 del
>>722737
Not anymore now that my neetlair is inside and I'm more social and actively looking for work


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 07:13 [Preview] No.722741 del
Feel disgusted with myself. Ruined todays calorie budget bu binging on shapes.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 07:15 [Preview] No.722742 del
>>722740
is the sixpack coming back in now youre on the wagon?


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 07:17 [Preview] No.722743 del
>>722738
Seems from a glance at the thumbnails that he has a far better life than me.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 07:22 [Preview] No.722744 del
>>722742
I had regained a bit of the boong gut, its disappearing again


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 07:47 [Preview] No.722745 del
>>722743
But you look much finer NEET.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 07:47 [Preview] No.722746 del
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>>722741
I would have helped you with the box.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 07:50 [Preview] No.722747 del
I've spent all day modding Skyrim and now I have no desire to play it.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 07:52 [Preview] No.722748 del
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>>722747


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 07:56 [Preview] No.722749 del
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NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:06 [Preview] No.722750 del
Possum was spotted and photographed wearing a "Surf the Kali Yuga" t-shirt once


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:09 [Preview] No.722751 del
i'm am watching movie


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:10 [Preview] No.722752 del
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Don't make me push the button, Possum!


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:10 [Preview] No.722753 del
>>722750
Based.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:11 [Preview] No.722754 del
>>722752
Does it ring a bell?


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:12 [Preview] No.722755 del
>>722751
I haven't seen that film.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:13 [Preview] No.722756 del
>>722747
I've felt like playing it a few times but I can't be bothered getting it modded how i like it again.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:13 [Preview] No.722757 del
>>722755
mmmmmm


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:14 [Preview] No.722758 del
>>722755
man does things big explosion sex woman the end


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:15 [Preview] No.722759 del
>>722754
No, it actually cuts the input voltage and turns out the light.
The monitor for the reversing camera I am putting in the car wakes up when the power is taken away briefly on a signal line. The LED is only there to drop the 12v to 10v, which is what the original piece of kit seemed to be using on that line.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:17 [Preview] No.722760 del
>>722758
no it is a haha funny movie


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:18 [Preview] No.722761 del
Going to do some reading.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:18 [Preview] No.722762 del
>>722752
I double dare you.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:21 [Preview] No.722763 del
>>722761
do 30 minutes minimum


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:22 [Preview] No.722764 del
>>722761
I read your post.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:25 [Preview] No.722765 del
>>722764
text to speech doesn't count you silly billy


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:26 [Preview] No.722766 del
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Whats on for tonights wednesday night moofie retards?


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:26 [Preview] No.722767 del
22 hours and 36 minutes


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:26 [Preview] No.722768 del
>>722766
poofter water


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:28 [Preview] No.722769 del
>>722766
Did you fuck that loaf of bread?


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:29 [Preview] No.722770 del
>>722766
nice feed


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:30 [Preview] No.722771 del
>>722741
I've forgotten to eat again.
Boong cycle and Chortler lifestyle intersect.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:31 [Preview] No.722772 del
>>722752
Hmm.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:31 [Preview] No.722773 del
>>722758
>>722760
I hope it's screened soon.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:32 [Preview] No.722774 del
>>722769
I thought the same thing.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:32 [Preview] No.722775 del
>>722760
I hope it's not in Spanish.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:33 [Preview] No.722776 del
>>722774
He is flaunting his perversions.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:33 [Preview] No.722777 del
>>722775
its a haha movie, not a jaja movie


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:33 [Preview] No.722778 del
>>722776
I don't want to think about what he used the coconut water for


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:33 [Preview] No.722779 del
>>722766
Where are my three?


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:34 [Preview] No.722780 del
>>722777
Well bantered and checked.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:34 [Preview] No.722781 del
>>722777
What flavour of foreign movie is it?


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:34 [Preview] No.722782 del
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>>722774
Its a bread maker loaf by the looks of it. The paddle thing ruins it IMHO.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:34 [Preview] No.722783 del
>>722778
Vile.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:36 [Preview] No.722784 del
glass of pepsi max with brown sugar added to it


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:37 [Preview] No.722785 del
>>722779
I couldnt buy four dozen eggs without the check out chicks snickering behind my back.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:38 [Preview] No.722786 del
>>722785
The snickering of the chicks is a terrifying noise


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:40 [Preview] No.722788 del
I think we need a new rule about not posting food that has sex had with it.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:40 [Preview] No.722789 del
>>722788
Would that include the Pan incident?


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:41 [Preview] No.722790 del
>>722789
I don't want to think about that


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:41 [Preview] No.722791 del
>>722784
hmmmm


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:43 [Preview] No.722792 del
>>722766
Freshly baked bread, best bread.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:43 [Preview] No.722793 del
I'm a fucken dildo.
That circuit needs two more wires to do what I want it to. Currently it is just cutting power to itself.
I sometimes thing the booze has made me retarted.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:44 [Preview] No.722794 del
>>722784
Add a splash of Milk too.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:44 [Preview] No.722795 del
>>722793
Are you riding the wagon now?


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:45 [Preview] No.722796 del
>>722793
>I'm a fucken dildo
You will be popular at the commune.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:47 [Preview] No.722798 del
mustard pickles on corned beef


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:47 [Preview] No.722799 del
Greek styled butterflied chicken with roast taters for din dins


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:49 [Preview] No.722800 del
Deleted the last of my Olives. There shouldn't be a single one across my hard drives.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:50 [Preview] No.722801 del
>>722799
sounds yummy


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:51 [Preview] No.722802 del
>>722800
make sure not to simp over some other one


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:52 [Preview] No.722803 del
>>722800
You did the right thing, NEET.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:52 [Preview] No.722804 del
Online order has been placed with the butcher.
Will be busy tomorrow freezing everything.

1.50kg Bacon Rashers
1.50 Pork F/Quarter Chops
2.00 Lamb Loin Chops
2.00 Bread-White
5.00 Yearling Rump Steak-BULK
1.00 2 x No9 Fresh Chickens
5.00 500gr Eye Fillet Steaks (2-3 per Pack)


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:52 [Preview] No.722805 del
>>722799
Yum.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:54 [Preview] No.722806 del
i had a zoom interview today


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:55 [Preview] No.722807 del
monk cam girl arc?


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:56 [Preview] No.722808 del
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NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:56 [Preview] No.722809 del
>>722807
i not he


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:57 [Preview] No.722810 del
>>722804
That's a lot of dead animal.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:57 [Preview] No.722811 del
>>722808
If she turned sideways her face would be as flat as her shirt


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:57 [Preview] No.722812 del
monk impersonater cam girl arc?


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:58 [Preview] No.722813 del
>>722800
Good job neet


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:58 [Preview] No.722814 del
>>722804
CashedUpNEET


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:58 [Preview] No.722815 del
>>722808
Gook night NEET.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:59 [Preview] No.722816 del
>>722806
How did it go?


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:59 [Preview] No.722817 del
>>722795
sort of


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 08:59 [Preview] No.722818 del
>>722793
Don't drink and solder you bloody idiot


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 09:00 [Preview] No.722819 del
thinking about naked ladies


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 09:01 [Preview] No.722820 del
also in defence of pan pizza neet, the hole is from the paddle inside an automatic bread machine.
The NEET has made not only bread, but pizza as well. Commendable


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 09:02 [Preview] No.722821 del
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>>722800


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 09:02 [Preview] No.722822 del
Advised my friend to YEET his problems. Advising people to take risks is risky.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 09:03 [Preview] No.722823 del
>>722766
This nigga got more teatowels than a grandma from the 1950's!


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 09:04 [Preview] No.722824 del
>>722816
i don't feel like it went well


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 09:04 [Preview] No.722825 del
>>722823
Not a coincidence, he's a trad neet


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 09:04 [Preview] No.722826 del
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NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 09:04 [Preview] No.722827 del
>>722823
>nigga


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 09:05 [Preview] No.722828 del
Wondering if I should head down to coles for some feed. Long walk in the cold. Hmmmm.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 09:05 [Preview] No.722829 del
>>722828
Are you out of everything?


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 09:05 [Preview] No.722830 del
>>722828
do it


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 09:05 [Preview] No.722831 del
>>722823
ayo bitch ass cracka neets be havin' hella tea towels for dey food


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 09:06 [Preview] No.722832 del
ayo dis nigga don't wash he ass!


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 09:06 [Preview] No.722833 del
>>722829
No, I just am craving certain things that I don't have.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 09:06 [Preview] No.722834 del
>>722831
white boy doan need no tea towel fuckin rag head mofo be doin' that sheeet nowhatimsaying?


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 09:07 [Preview] No.722835 del
Laughing at the idea of his name being Dan Murph.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 09:07 [Preview] No.722836 del
>>722833
I know that feel, the need for pastries and treats.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 09:08 [Preview] No.722837 del
>>722836
That other neet mentioning shapes is what got me craving them. I should just not go. I am already fat.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 09:09 [Preview] No.722838 del
>>722837
Will the walk balance it out?


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 09:09 [Preview] No.722839 del
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I'm going to go to bed in a few hours and it will be my first sleep sober in over a week.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 09:09 [Preview] No.722840 del
>>722838
Unlikely.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 09:10 [Preview] No.722841 del
>>722839
good work mate


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 09:10 [Preview] No.722842 del
>>722839
Well done NEET.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 09:11 [Preview] No.722844 del
>>722839
Well done.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 09:15 [Preview] No.722845 del
>>722835
y.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 09:22 [Preview] No.722846 del
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Misegenered the tranny and called the french rioters niggers at the dinner table while watching abc news


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 09:30 [Preview] No.722847 del
>>722846
Based.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 09:30 [Preview] No.722848 del
>>722846
watching abc news
Vile


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 09:34 [Preview] No.722849 del
>>722846
Based.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 09:36 [Preview] No.722850 del
Gonna listen to some Hall and Oates.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 09:37 [Preview] No.722851 del
i didn't eat for 23 hours due to stress from that interview then just not having an appetite afterwards, then when i ate suddenly everything started falling out of me. i am a testament to god's failure


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 09:37 [Preview] No.722852 del
choof choof cruisey cruisey big fat arse


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 09:38 [Preview] No.722853 del
>>722851
You need a good nights sleep.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 09:39 [Preview] No.722854 del
>>722852
> fat
*firm


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 09:39 [Preview] No.722855 del
>>722793
>>722794


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 09:40 [Preview] No.722856 del
>>722846
Power level maxx chud


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 09:40 [Preview] No.722857 del
i'd be more successful in life if i was a high school drop out


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 09:43 [Preview] No.722858 del
>>722852
I'm a sober NEET currently


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 09:43 [Preview] No.722859 del
i'm to the point that almost everything i own can fit inside a gym bag and a backpack


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 09:44 [Preview] No.722860 del
>>722859
>owning two bags
Excessive


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 09:44 [Preview] No.722861 del
Took a massive shit, 8/10.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 09:45 [Preview] No.722862 del
>>722851
>suddenly everything started falling out of me
The queue was emptying.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 09:46 [Preview] No.722863 del
>>722859
I'm the same except my backpack and gym bag would be a pantech.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 09:46 [Preview] No.722864 del
>>722861
Well rated.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 09:49 [Preview] No.722865 del
>>722862
first in first out?


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 09:49 [Preview] No.722866 del
>>722860


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 09:49 [Preview] No.722867 del
>>722861
did you weigh it?


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 09:50 [Preview] No.722868 del
I want to have another womboflix open mic night again sometime.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 09:50 [Preview] No.722869 del
>>722868
i'm going to fart in the mic


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 09:50 [Preview] No.722870 del
>>722868
How? It doesn't support YouTube anymore.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 09:52 [Preview] No.722871 del
>>722865
Hopefully.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 09:55 [Preview] No.722872 del
>>722870
It can be done with a little work. yt-dlp can download videos from youtube onto the womoboflix server in a few seconds in webm format, and the server can stream them. I'd need to write a small web script and get webby's permission to run it on the server, but it can be done.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 09:56 [Preview] No.722873 del
>>722872
If you're ProjectionistNEET, go for it.
If you're Monk, fuck no.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 09:57 [Preview] No.722874 del
>>722873
I am projectionistneet, I'll get on it tomorrow.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 10:02 [Preview] No.722875 del
>>722867
Would you shit onto a scale then tip it in the toilet, or tare the whole toilet and see how much weight you added?


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 10:03 [Preview] No.722876 del
Have we watched Brazil on womboflix?


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 10:04 [Preview] No.722877 del
>>722876
No, I hope we do
>A bureaucrat in a dystopic society becomes an enemy of the state as he pursues the woman of his dreams.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 10:05 [Preview] No.722878 del
>>722877
It is strange but very entertaining.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 10:06 [Preview] No.722879 del
>>722873
šŸ™„


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 10:07 [Preview] No.722880 del
>>722879
Beat him to it tomorrow.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 10:08 [Preview] No.722881 del
>>722879
Beat him off tomorrow.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 10:10 [Preview] No.722882 del
>>722874
Cool. PHP wasn't installed, so I have installed PHP-FPM 7.4 and reconfigured Nginx to use it for .php files.
If you run into any issues or the content security policy header messes up anything, let me know and I'll fix it.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 10:10 [Preview] No.722883 del
>>722879
It was a joke, brosef.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 10:11 [Preview] No.722884 del
>>722881
Hot!


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 10:13 [Preview] No.722885 del
Fork cytube to push all chat messages to a wombosec endpoint and use it as standard in for yt-dlp


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 10:14 [Preview] No.722886 del
>>722882
thanks webby


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 10:15 [Preview] No.722887 del
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>>722876
yes we have


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 10:15 [Preview] No.722888 del
>>722887
I wonder what Hue is up to these days.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 10:18 [Preview] No.722889 del
>>722887
Oh yeah this was the film about the woman needing the correct forms.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 10:20 [Preview] No.722890 del
>>722888
The same thing like the rest of us.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 10:21 [Preview] No.722891 del
first bottle of wine in months
financially speaking, I'm ruined
shouldn't have bought it


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 10:22 [Preview] No.722892 del
>>722890
Living his best life?


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 10:23 [Preview] No.722893 del
>>722891
You are doing your best to help Local Cruisey. He must appreciate it.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 10:24 [Preview] No.722894 del
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Not a single person at the table got Bridges' joke.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 10:24 [Preview] No.722895 del
>>722891
What sort of wine is it?


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 10:26 [Preview] No.722896 del
>>722799
>>722798
>>722804
cashed up neets


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 10:32 [Preview] No.722897 del
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NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 10:32 [Preview] No.722898 del
>tfw no access to wombosec šŸ˜”


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 10:34 [Preview] No.722899 del
>>722898
>>722897


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 10:34 [Preview] No.722900 del
>The 3 members suspended by the MCC are Bartholomew Frynton-Smythe, Humphrey Wigbert-Porter and Quinten Breckenridge


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 10:35 [Preview] No.722901 del
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>>722900


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 10:36 [Preview] No.722902 del
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garn eat a strict healthy diet for the rest of my life


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 10:37 [Preview] No.722903 del
>>722902
Sounds do-able.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 10:37 [Preview] No.722904 del
>>722899
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1p_BvaHsgGg [Embed]


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 10:38 [Preview] No.722905 del
>>722902
You can do it neet.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 10:38 [Preview] No.722906 del
>>722887
We should watch it again.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 10:39 [Preview] No.722907 del
>>722904
Banger.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 10:41 [Preview] No.722908 del
>>722904
I don't trust that dwarf


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 10:42 [Preview] No.722909 del
Took almost 4 hours to cook a few pieces of meat and rice. I can't help but overthink and overcomplicate everything possible.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 10:44 [Preview] No.722910 del
>>722908
I'd trust the dwarf over that brazen hussy in the clip.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 10:45 [Preview] No.722911 del
>>722909
I spend that long making peking duck or red cooked pork, not worth


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 10:48 [Preview] No.722912 del
>>722911
> red cooked pork
Charred shoe?


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 10:49 [Preview] No.722913 del
>>722872
Footy stream


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 10:49 [Preview] No.722914 del
>>722874
Oh.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 10:50 [Preview] No.722915 del
>>722876
Synedoche NY is better.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 10:53 [Preview] No.722916 del
>>722915
No it's not.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 10:53 [Preview] No.722917 del
>>722913
only if it's wonen's nrl


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 10:56 [Preview] No.722918 del
>>722916
Only Nuro would disagree due to opioid nostalgia


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 10:56 [Preview] No.722919 del
Add yahoo serious to the list.
It's a movie about tiffin.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 10:57 [Preview] No.722920 del
>>722919
You mean Young Einstein?


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 10:58 [Preview] No.722921 del
>>722919
>It's a movie about tiffin
We already saw bad boy bubby.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 10:58 [Preview] No.722922 del
>>722919
>yahoo serious
That's an actor, not a movie


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 11:10 [Preview] No.722923 del
The one where he's from Tasmania and there's a scene of him in a half barrel having a bath on top of a hill in a field while playing a fiddle.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 11:10 [Preview] No.722924 del
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>>722919


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 11:11 [Preview] No.722925 del
Then his dad comes and yells at him for not milking the cow and kicks him out of home.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 11:12 [Preview] No.722926 del
Cruisey would have milked the cow.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 11:15 [Preview] No.722927 del
>>722923
Why?


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 11:17 [Preview] No.722928 del
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-07-04/woman-arrested-over-alleged-murders-of-94yo-couple/102558240
I wonder what drug she used and why she couldn't just wait for natural causes. It's not like 94 year olds were going to live many years more.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 11:17 [Preview] No.722929 del
One Flew Over teh Cuckoo's Nest(1975) would be a better representation of Tiffo.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 11:22 [Preview] No.722930 del
>>722925
>milking the cow
Change that to Not wanking the dog off and we would have an episode of /ausneets


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 11:24 [Preview] No.722931 del
>>722893
I'm just an alcoholic


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 11:29 [Preview] No.722932 del
When we needed it most, we got a refugee to do his part in the boong cycle


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 11:30 [Preview] No.722933 del
>>722895
white wine
cheap, but decent
here you the wine is put into categories based on sweetness: dry, half dry, semisweet, sheet
mine is semisweet


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 11:31 [Preview] No.722934 del
>>722933
*sweet
fucking hell I have typos
guess I'll be asleep soon


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 11:37 [Preview] No.722935 del
Does anybody have recipes for slow cooked chicken soup? I'd like to make use of lentils, beans and diced pineapple in it. Also chicken drumsticks in a slow cooker.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 11:38 [Preview] No.722936 del
Have a Blessed day Neets!
Happy 4th of July, USA!


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 11:41 [Preview] No.722937 del
getting some beer
I'm breaking my 100 ml of pure alcohol rifjt before sleep per dau y but it is what it is
hope my nioghbours won't notice I'm shitfaved shitfaced


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 11:43 [Preview] No.722938 del
>>722937
If you get drunk enough you won't care what the neighbours think.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 11:49 [Preview] No.722939 del
people die when they're killed


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 11:51 [Preview] No.722940 del
i'm watching one of my programs


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 11:57 [Preview] No.722941 del
we all would have been bushrangers in another time


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 12:05 [Preview] No.722943 del
>>722942
hi
fren


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 12:07 [Preview] No.722944 del
>>722942
well vocaroo'd


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 12:09 [Preview] No.722946 del
>>722945
i hope you have a good sleep


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 12:11 [Preview] No.722947 del
I fixed my little push button thing. It now has 4 wires coming out of it.


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>>722941


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 12:12 [Preview] No.722950 del
>>722947
You should make it go beep when you press it.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 12:15 [Preview] No.722951 del
>>722949
i hope you get a solid 8 hours


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 12:22 [Preview] No.722952 del
Me and cruisey out in his flash housing estate choof shed gooning and giggling on mushies listening to Take Five and acting like a bunch of 8chan muppets


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 12:31 [Preview] No.722953 del
>>722952
>gooning + mushies
wtf
I miss 8chan


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 12:34 [Preview] No.722954 del
>>722953
If you know you know šŸ˜
I used to get gooned and take acid back in the day


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 12:44 [Preview] No.722955 del
>>722953
We used to have mummybot swapping parties too.


NEET 07/04/2023 (Tue) 12:46 [Preview] No.722956 del
Wonder what monks up to.

Edit: ^Working on his NEW to-do list:
>>722957
>>722957
>>722957
>>722957
Edited last time by imissfather on 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:42.


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