Went up the bush to chainsaw a bit and clear my work space, then after i had run the chainsaw I was chillin and thinking about how to make a platform to stand on next to my stump vise and I heard a siren from a cop car really close. I couldnt see anything but didnt like the security situation because I am 100% illegal up there and some one might have reported me chainsawing because I had a run in before with a 4WD enthusiast faggot. I had to pack up immediately and do a tactical withdrawal the long way home in case they were waiting for me on the road just outside the tree line where i come in the easy way. Made it back unseen and when I got home there is an ambulance in my neighbours driveway. They must have run the siren to scare off the retard dogs that live there. Hopefully every one there is okay and it was just a vaccine preventable mishap easily corrected with a couple of boosters. Having potato salad with eggs and sumac and Miso for taste. Gonna have a bath in a minute and wash the mud off my face what I smeared there to camouflage myself. Gonna think about adjusting my gear and have to fix the chainsaw because something is wrong with the clutch fugg.