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NEET General #948 - Year of Acceptance Edition NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 04:06 [Preview] No. 967954
Happy New Year NEETs.
2026 is officially the year of acceptance. Where we accept we are never going to change and just enjoy our lives instead.
Accept it.

Old thread: >>966836


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 05:15 [Preview] No.967960 del
How?


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 05:18 [Preview] No.967961 del
How does he do it?


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 05:33 [Preview] No.967962 del
just got back from xmas lunch at bill's
long day


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 05:42 [Preview] No.967963 del
>>967962
Did you get Bill'd?


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 05:48 [Preview] No.967965 del
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>>967963
It was a very trying time for me.
Sisterbot made two fucking AI videos from photographs of two of Mothebat's deceased dogs and made her cry.
I received a poo doll.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 06:08 [Preview] No.967966 del
>>967965
Both of you have been thoroughly Bill'd


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 06:16 [Preview] No.967968 del
>>967962
>xmas lunch
That was last week.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 06:17 [Preview] No.967970 del
>>967969
Based.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 06:18 [Preview] No.967971 del
>>967968
No, Bill was having lunch with his side of the family on Christmas Day, so Mothebat and I just did our own thing (well) at mine.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 06:25 [Preview] No.967986 del
>>967971
Did Bill do duck fat potatoes?


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 06:27 [Preview] No.967991 del
>>967986
no they did these horrible froxen potato cubes that were about 1cm cubed


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 06:32 [Preview] No.968006 del
>>967991
You might be able to recreate Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo from it.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 06:33 [Preview] No.968007 del
>>967969
BASEDO!


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 06:46 [Preview] No.968012 del
>>967965
> AI videos f
Yeah she shouldn't have done that, that sort of thing will upset everyone.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 06:48 [Preview] No.968013 del
>>967991
They should have made potato salad with those.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 06:49 [Preview] No.968015 del
>>967969
Dying your best death.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 06:49 [Preview] No.968016 del


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 06:58 [Preview] No.968019 del
>>967965
You got mogged. That video for Motherbat was a good gift.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 07:18 [Preview] No.968023 del
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9 personal pixxas and four fatty sized pies in the freexer. exhausted. half the cleanup done. gonna chill and have dinner and then chill some more. screeching kids next door and strange dogs wandering the street, cant wait until the drunken bottle smashing starts. New years slack.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 07:24 [Preview] No.968026 del
>>967969
maggotpost


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 07:30 [Preview] No.968028 del
>>968023
Based.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 07:36 [Preview] No.968030 del
>>968023
Are you eating in a resident evil save room?


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 07:44 [Preview] No.968039 del
>>968037
My exact body type.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 07:45 [Preview] No.968040 del
>>968023
Good work NEET. You are a pixxa master.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 07:45 [Preview] No.968041 del
>>968023
Save me two of the executive pies please.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 07:46 [Preview] No.968042 del
>>968023
sloppa


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 07:48 [Preview] No.968043 del
Who did the interviews for endchan? can i please have their email? I am trying to make a replacement but can't authenticate anyone in an interview.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 07:48 [Preview] No.968044 del
>>968034
>we are each our own [...] pilot
Not the NEETs here. They are often like toddlers.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 07:49 [Preview] No.968045 del
>>968043
>the interviews
What does that mean?


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 07:50 [Preview] No.968046 del
>>968045
I tried to write the secret board name but it got filtered


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 07:51 [Preview] No.968047 del
>>968045
Glowniggers.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 07:51 [Preview] No.968048 del
>>968044
Nuro used to fly the Gooncopter for Dan. There was an image of it long ago.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 07:52 [Preview] No.968049 del
>>968046
We do not want another secret board. We are happy here.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 07:52 [Preview] No.968050 del
>>968046
Post it as an image.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 07:53 [Preview] No.968051 del
>>968049
Speak for yourself.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 07:54 [Preview] No.968052 del
>>968046
Here it is
endchan.org/BWC


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 07:55 [Preview] No.968053 del
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>>968050
>pic related
>>968049
There was at least one neet who wanted another board. Please understand this is not to exclude anyone except the mentally ill spammer. Even new fags will be accepted


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 07:57 [Preview] No.968054 del
>>968053
How will you determine the newfag isn't the spammer?


NEET Board owner 01/01/2026 (Thu) 07:57 [Preview] No.968055 del
I am not going to allow this board to be used to try and set up an alternative board.

The circumstances here do not justify it. The spam problem is within acceptable limits.

Future posts about secret boards will be removed.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 07:59 [Preview] No.968056 del
Going to watch Fallout ep 3.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 08:00 [Preview] No.968058 del


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 08:05 [Preview] No.968059 del
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Besides year-of-acceptance neet, have any neets made any new year's resolutions? I myself have resolved to keep my sink clean of dishes at all times, breaking a years old habit.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 08:05 [Preview] No.968060 del
>>968058
First time I watched a cat video through. Perhaps I'm too tired, or just was nice to sit and think about stuff while I saw nothing.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 08:06 [Preview] No.968061 del
>>968060
>think about stuff while I saw nothing
U O A I O O O O


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 08:07 [Preview] No.968062 del
>>968060
You caught gay. Next you'll be head bobbing to pigde vids.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 08:07 [Preview] No.968063 del
>>968061
öüóőúűéáí


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 08:08 [Preview] No.968064 del
Good announcement.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 08:08 [Preview] No.968065 del
Needed three tissues to wipe it off her gut


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 08:09 [Preview] No.968066 del
>>968065
Big load.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 08:10 [Preview] No.968067 del
>>968059
To watch more heartful and inspirational videos to inspire me.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 08:10 [Preview] No.968068 del
>>968064
How margherita isn't vegan? Unless these vegans dont eat even cheese.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 08:13 [Preview] No.968069 del
>>968068
Dairy products are not vegan.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 08:14 [Preview] No.968071 del
>>968068
Good question. No idea.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 08:15 [Preview] No.968072 del
>>968070
I can't believe he said GTA IV was better than San Andreas.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 08:15 [Preview] No.968073 del
>>968070
👆💯


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 08:16 [Preview] No.968074 del
>>968069
Even Indians eat cheese.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 08:17 [Preview] No.968075 del
>>968069
Wait they're not? Well what about chicken Parmesan? That's vegan right?


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 08:19 [Preview] No.968077 del
>>968062
There is no shame any more.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 08:21 [Preview] No.968078 del
>>968077
The stigma is gone.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 08:21 [Preview] No.968079 del
>>967922
Burned the candle on both ends.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 08:24 [Preview] No.968080 del
>>968059
I resolve to finish and deploy this canoe. Might drag my arse out and work on it now.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 08:26 [Preview] No.968081 del
https://mashable.com/article/elon-musk-failed-to-deliver-on-2025-promises
>Here's everything Elon Musk promised in 2025 – and failed to deliver
>Musk is now infamous for his false promises, but even this is excessive.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 08:27 [Preview] No.968082 del
>>968059
Hopefully die


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 08:27 [Preview] No.968083 del
Thinking of streaming Sonatine on Saturday.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 08:28 [Preview] No.968084 del
>>968081
He should go into politics.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 08:29 [Preview] No.968085 del
>>968084
He tried and failed already.


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>>967944
thx
>>967945
upgrading the speakers, the old ones were full range i need crossovers and neet tweets
>>967946
have not touched any dexies for a day or two, this work comes from not having to deal with other peoples problems for a few days.
>>967947
SILENCE ! as you can see the mounting is absolutely solid. Remarkable really. I bought these speakers about 16 years ago at a Jaycar warehouse clearance for 70 dollars. Back then they retailed for like 250 which means they would retail at like god knows what today. They were meant to go in the lancia, but after spending 15 years at tommys they are going in the van.
>>967948
SILENCE!

Build turned out great, exactly what i wanted but might have to pull the doors of again. Didnt fuck up polarity but will have to turn the treble way down. There was a -3db block on the crossover i could have connected the tweets to but assumed 0db would be ideal.

>Imagine being Nuro and having to Consult Nuro for speaker wiring.



Imagine being Nuro and having to consult Nuro at the same time....


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 08:31 [Preview] No.968087 del
>>968081
I like these annual articles.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 08:32 [Preview] No.968088 del
>>968086
Based.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 08:35 [Preview] No.968089 del
>>968086
Nice work Nuro.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 08:39 [Preview] No.968090 del


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 08:43 [Preview] No.968091 del
>>968086
>imagine being nuro and needing to consult nuro

Nuro would have told you to take the dexies


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 08:44 [Preview] No.968092 del
>>968091
Nuro is so self-absorbed he doesn't even read the other posts about bike stuff.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 08:47 [Preview] No.968093 del
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=fZX1qYtxXsE [Embed]
know australians don't like lebs but this goes hard


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 08:49 [Preview] No.968094 del
>>968092
His consultations aren't free.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 08:54 [Preview] No.968095 del
>>968092
i am holidays cunt. shops closed phones are off if you havent noticed.

not dealing with anyone elses problems this week, just not doing it


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 08:56 [Preview] No.968096 del
>>968095
Based.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 08:57 [Preview] No.968097 del
Tonight.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 08:59 [Preview] No.968098 del
>>968097
I like that green rug.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 09:32 [Preview] No.968099 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Yw-Kw8kpTOM [Embed] last music post, important to not overpost when you're on the tins


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 09:42 [Preview] No.968100 del
Good night.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 09:56 [Preview] No.968101 del
>>968100
You always go to bed early. Stay up and Party with us Rock star NEETs! (We post after hours)


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 10:02 [Preview] No.968102 del
Put a bit more reinforcing down around the edges of the middle bulkhead. It feels a bit thin but I will probably only put some surfboard cloth over it and then some thick gel paint and then be done with it. I sanded the hole nicely and the hatch goes in snug. I will paint it with the same gel paint and then fit the hatch with silicone goo or something. The last bulkhead at the back will be tricky but I will do it in small stages. Once that is done then I will start on the side gaps. Probably have to paint inside the cargo space of the bulkheads too. The boat is getting heavier but a lot of the resin shrinks because of the styrene thinner. The new tin of resin is more viscous and might need a touch of styrene. For some reason I have a five liter tin of this. Gonna have a bath and listen to more of Imperium


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 10:10 [Preview] No.968103 del
>>968100
Night fella.
Fancy looking pidge.

>>968102
Good start of the year.
>getting heavier
As long as you can carry it.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 10:12 [Preview] No.968104 del
>>968100
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 10:27 [Preview] No.968105 del
>>968102
You had better wear an inflatable vest when you finally launch this thing.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 10:28 [Preview] No.968106 del
WUBBA DUB DUB

>Look Morty i turned myself into a MDMA pill


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 10:33 [Preview] No.968107 del
>>968106
needs more fentanyl


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NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 11:06 [Preview] No.968109 del
>>968105
>an inflatable vest
My exact body type.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 11:06 [Preview] No.968110 del
Good Night NEETs.
Gonna think about what to do tomorrow while I sleep. Might involve a two liter tub of neopolitan ice cream.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 11:11 [Preview] No.968111 del
>>968110
rub your tummy


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 11:17 [Preview] No.968112 del
Eerily quiet around where i live neets. Normally bad home types are making lots of noice.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 11:24 [Preview] No.968113 del
>>968110
Good night.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 11:31 [Preview] No.968114 del
>>968112
They are planning something big.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 11:54 [Preview] No.968115 del
Some kind of horrible screaming noise outside. Like a fucked up hawk or owl. Fuck that. Not going outside.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 12:01 [Preview] No.968116 del
>>968115
classic possum mating call


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 12:46 [Preview] No.968117 del
keep struggling to fall asleep


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 13:44 [Preview] No.968118 del
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Google search keeps getting worse and worse.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 13:56 [Preview] No.968119 del
>>968118
I don't see the problem. You say you have to rape and they give you a phoneline for help how to do it.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 18:37 [Preview] No.968120 del
mega double heck harrumph


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 18:39 [Preview] No.968121 del
>>968120
Catastrophic?


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 18:44 [Preview] No.968122 del
>>968121
yes woke up alive


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 18:50 [Preview] No.968123 del
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NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 19:01 [Preview] No.968124 del
>>968122
The world needs your smile.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 19:07 [Preview] No.968126 del
had to put the fucking bins out
now have to go for stupid walk
then do some washing
then drive somewhere
she's upset I called her humpback fuckface before it was even 5.30am


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 19:09 [Preview] No.968127 del
Might jam a DAC and an SD card up a rat's arse and call it a Bilby


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 19:17 [Preview] No.968128 del
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NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 19:19 [Preview] No.968129 del
Might shove a nang and a bunch of codeine up a down syndrome boys arse and call it a Nuro.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 19:20 [Preview] No.968130 del
awake after only 5 hours sleep, need more


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 19:24 [Preview] No.968131 del
>>968129
If it lives in a demountable call it IGA


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 19:29 [Preview] No.968132 del
>>968131
Nah that's Nuro's parents.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 19:35 [Preview] No.968133 del
Cruisey I wanna see them live


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 19:40 [Preview] No.968134 del
>>968083
We should watch KPop Demon Hunters. Most Popular Netflix Film Ever


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 20:10 [Preview] No.968135 del
>>968118
The old skool search engines would have served you pron. Now you just go on a list.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 20:18 [Preview] No.968136 del
Good Morning NEETs.

Kookaburras woke me up.
I think they need to be fed or milked or something.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 20:22 [Preview] No.968137 del
might muck around with the computer settings today


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 20:47 [Preview] No.968138 del
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On Saturday at 7pm AEDT gonna stream Sonatine.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 20:48 [Preview] No.968139 del
>>968138
what's this about?


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 20:50 [Preview] No.968140 del
Bum rash is back, with vengance. Up both sides, to my armpits.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 20:50 [Preview] No.968141 del
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NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 20:51 [Preview] No.968142 del
>>968138
About time you put on some more nip kino. +1 if it doesnt have any big name american actors in it.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 20:51 [Preview] No.968143 del
>>968140
That's what happens when you have relations with monkeys.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 20:56 [Preview] No.968144 del
>>968135
It would have linked me straight to the local rape forums, I feel like google judges you now for what you search.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 20:57 [Preview] No.968145 del
>>968143
Better than last years dog rape rash.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 20:58 [Preview] No.968146 del
16hrs of wage incoming


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 20:59 [Preview] No.968147 del
Doing a large poo.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 21:19 [Preview] No.968148 del
>>968147
I'm doing a hot poo


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 21:28 [Preview] No.968150 del
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NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 21:51 [Preview] No.968151 del
What do you call a pony with a cough?
A little hoarse


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 22:07 [Preview] No.968153 del


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 22:08 [Preview] No.968154 del
>>968140
The rash is thriving.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 22:08 [Preview] No.968155 del
>>968150
I like this image.


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NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 22:13 [Preview] No.968157 del
>>968155
I thought you might.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 22:19 [Preview] No.968158 del
>>968146
No moofies or ice cream for you.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 22:25 [Preview] No.968160 del
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Where is Cruisey, he hasnt posted for ages. Did one of you forget him at the tug shop or something.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 22:26 [Preview] No.968161 del


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 22:26 [Preview] No.968162 del
>>968160
He is thriving.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 22:28 [Preview] No.968163 del
He's on the goose board.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 22:30 [Preview] No.968164 del
>>968161
That's Davo.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 22:31 [Preview] No.968165 del
>>968160
You have no idea who you're posting with.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 22:31 [Preview] No.968166 del
>>968164
Davo has his bat over and takes her to wohlers.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 22:33 [Preview] No.968167 del
Full moon tomorrow.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 22:34 [Preview] No.968168 del
>>968166
Lucky bugger.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 22:37 [Preview] No.968169 del
>>968166
(you) don't know who davo is.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 23:07 [Preview] No.968171 del
Tiffin told me that Wagner was the last person to ever create music, once.


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NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 23:51 [Preview] No.968173 del
>>968172
Cruisey I wanna go there


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 23:54 [Preview] No.968174 del
>>968173
I wouldn't go near anyone from here especially (you).


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 23:56 [Preview] No.968175 del
>>968172
you should tag that mural. It even suggests it down the bottom.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 00:24 [Preview] No.968176 del
Making web sites is really hard


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 00:45 [Preview] No.968178 del
>>968172
Lovely.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 00:45 [Preview] No.968179 del


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 01:06 [Preview] No.968180 del
>>968176
You need Monk.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 01:15 [Preview] No.968181 del
>>968180
I think the email i have for him is dead.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 01:26 [Preview] No.968182 del
>>968181
It must be hibernating


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 02:04 [Preview] No.968184 del
An ambulance is parked next door.
These oldies get taken away in the ambulance and the first couple of times it happens they come back home a few days later, until one time they get taken away and never come back.
That is how it ends NEETs.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 02:07 [Preview] No.968185 del
I bought the Felce Azzurra bodywash. I like the way it smells.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 02:11 [Preview] No.968186 del
A second ambulance just arrived.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 02:11 [Preview] No.968187 del
>>968184
Whizz away to heaven.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 02:11 [Preview] No.968188 del
>>968185
Looks fancy. What does it smell like?


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 02:11 [Preview] No.968189 del


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 02:13 [Preview] No.968190 del
>>968188
>What does it smell like?
It is hard to describe. I don't know.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 02:14 [Preview] No.968191 del
She has probably fallen again. They need a few of them to get her back up. She is on the chungo side of things and those women paramedics are useless.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 02:15 [Preview] No.968192 del
>>968191
>She is on the chungo side of things and those women paramedics
We might see a third ambulance soon.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 02:17 [Preview] No.968193 del
>>968192
A fire truck came once, but that was for the husband last year. That was the time he didn't come back. Rest in Peace. He was a good neighbour.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 02:54 [Preview] No.968194 del


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 03:07 [Preview] No.968195 del
>>968184
its probably covid. maybe they are low in vaccines.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 03:22 [Preview] No.968196 del
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Home now.
Having a aqua top.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 03:28 [Preview] No.968197 del
>>968196
Was the feed good?


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NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 03:33 [Preview] No.968199 del
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NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 03:40 [Preview] No.968200 del
>>968196
Looks like a nice day out there. Did you have the Bavarian Feast?

>aqua top.
What is that?


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 03:42 [Preview] No.968201 del
>>968200
I had a massive weiner schnitzel.

>What is that?
Coopers Australian Lager. It has an aqua coloured label/can.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 03:46 [Preview] No.968202 del
Bad home thug walked by, he uses his slag missus as a mobile speaker system. Has the bluetooth speaker round her neck on her back. He walks behind controlling the playlist.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 03:48 [Preview] No.968203 del
>>968201
>massive weiner schnitzel.
With lemon wedges?


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 03:50 [Preview] No.968204 del
>>968190
Wear it to the NEETup and I will tell (Yuo) in private


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 03:51 [Preview] No.968205 del
>>968203
It was an option, but I had gravy. The lemon would have been sufficient, as it was a very thin and tender piece of meat.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 03:52 [Preview] No.968206 del
>>968188
AI Overview
Felce Azzurra body wash has many scents, but the classic version offers a unique, unmistakable fragrance with
fresh citrus, florals (like carnation, jasmine), spices, cedarwood, and musk, creating a clean yet complex aroma; other popular scents include White Musk (cleaner, muskier), Bergamot & Jasmine (citrusy floral), and Amber & Argan (warm, sweet, floral, vanilla).
Here's a breakdown of popular varieties:

Classico (Original): A secret blend of over 100 ingredients, described as fresh, clean, herbal, and aromatic with musk, citrus, pine, and lavender notes, leaving skin soft and perfumed.
White Musk: Fresh and clean with citrus, rose, carnation, cedarwood, and white musk for a soft, clean finish.
Bergamotto & Jasmine: Bright bergamot and citron flowers with amber, cinnamon, musk, jasmine, orchids, and hints of coconut and peach.
Amber & Argan: Sparkling citrus, sweet almond, white flowers, amber, argan, vanilla, and sandalwood for a warm, sensual scent.
Honey & Lavender: Relaxing lavender mixed with sweet honey for a positive, soft scent.

Essentially, it's a brand known for rich, often classic Italian perfumes in its body washes, with options ranging from fresh and clean to warm and exotic


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 04:10 [Preview] No.968215 del
>>968206
Thank you Mr Robot.


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NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 04:26 [Preview] No.968217 del
>>968196
[1] >pointy
[2] >pointless
[3] >Pökelfleisch

>>>968202
Gettin beats out of your missus? thats a new bad home variant.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 04:29 [Preview] No.968218 del
Cruisey I wanna go to this will you take me?


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 05:10 [Preview] No.968219 del
neighbourhood is incredible quiet, I have no idea what's going on


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 05:13 [Preview] No.968220 del
>>968219
The funding for the troublemakers ran out on January 1st. They are still negotiating the new contract for this year.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 05:26 [Preview] No.968221 del
>why do you drink them [beers] one after another?
she might be retarded


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 05:32 [Preview] No.968222 del
>>968221
What does AI have to say on the issue?


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 05:35 [Preview] No.968223 del
>>968221
As prescribed by Dr Dan.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 06:10 [Preview] No.968226 del
pulled out the broken fog light on the ute. I thought I'd have to come at it from the back under the bullbar but that was impossible so I cleverly undid the indicator and got in through that hole. It came out easily. Now I have to identify it and buy or upgrade a new one. Also changed the oil and need to dump about 20 liters of dirty oil but the tip is closed so no ice cream on the way back. :(

>25.8 inside


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 06:10 [Preview] No.968227 del
They're always keeping busy.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 06:11 [Preview] No.968228 del
>>968226
>the tip is closed so no ice cream on the way back. :(
Is the ice-cream always fresh there?


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 06:11 [Preview] No.968229 del
>>968226
Do you ever use the foglights NEET? Mine aren't even hooked up. Very limited application.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 06:11 [Preview] No.968230 del
>>968226
just dig a hole and bury the oil
or pour it down the storm water drain a few streets over


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 06:13 [Preview] No.968231 del
>>968227
I bet their house smells terrible. Awful people.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 06:13 [Preview] No.968232 del
wanna go spotlighting with tiffo


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 06:15 [Preview] No.968233 del
>>968230
very irresponsible. No rubbish tip ice cream for that effort.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 06:16 [Preview] No.968234 del
>>968232
I went wih him. He shot 15 roos but none of them died. They just hobbled around groaning while Tiffo sang German drinking songs.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 06:16 [Preview] No.968235 del
>>968229
I dont drive at night so, no I never use my lights but I might if I did. The old one was cracked and full of water so needs replacing.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 06:18 [Preview] No.968236 del
>>968235
Foglights are different to regular lights.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 06:18 [Preview] No.968237 del
>>968235
Cops can test them if they're looking for a reason to fuck with you, so it's good they're working. Also fog is actually a thing some mornings.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 06:22 [Preview] No.968238 del
>>968237
Can they defect you if your interior headlining has saggy spots? Asking for a friend


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 06:23 [Preview] No.968239 del
>Today in 1983, 43 years ago: The ARPANET officially changes to using TCP/IP, the Internet Protocol, effectively creating the Internet.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 06:25 [Preview] No.968240 del
>>968238
nah
you might be able to use some sewing pins to hold it back, if there's card/fibreboard between the metal roof and the fabric


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 06:27 [Preview] No.968241 del
>>968239
We would have been better off if they hadn't.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 06:28 [Preview] No.968242 del
>>968241
at the commune we will be running IPX on 10-base2 coax
pidge will have a gateway router in his room that he will turn off when he goes to bed each night


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 06:41 [Preview] No.968243 del
On teh frozen mango margaritas


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NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 06:47 [Preview] No.968245 del
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Now let’s see buros blood pressure


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NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 07:03 [Preview] No.968247 del
>>968246
I'd argue buros hypertension is his problem not mine. or maybe its mine because I care


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 07:07 [Preview] No.968248 del
>>968247
Nuro has told hypertension to go away, he's fine.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 07:20 [Preview] No.968249 del
Going to have another coffee.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 07:21 [Preview] No.968250 del
>>968249
Milk and two sugars for me please. In my Garfield mug.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 07:24 [Preview] No.968251 del
>>968250
okay, I have some caramel latte sachets, you didnt want one of those?
I hope you have some white tim tams to share with me.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 07:27 [Preview] No.968252 del
Second frozen mango margarita


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 07:32 [Preview] No.968255 del
>>968251
>caramel latte sachets
>white tim tams
Too sweet. Not high enough quality for me. Ratio is off.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 07:32 [Preview] No.968256 del
Naked with willy out and not sucked 😔


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 07:33 [Preview] No.968257 del
>>968255
😒 ...


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 07:35 [Preview] No.968258 del
>>968256
Your image didn't upload.


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NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 07:43 [Preview] No.968260 del
>>968202
>he walks behind
That is not an alpha move. At all times the subordinated ones walk behind.
And only in case of dogs it is acceptable to walk next to their masters (neck at the knee, so only the head can be more forward that way if the dogs sits when they stop then the dog's heda will be next to thigh).


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 07:45 [Preview] No.968261 del
>>968196
Interesting place.
Bland food with lotsa sour stuff to give it taste.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 07:46 [Preview] No.968262 del
>>968261
Needs more paprika?


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 07:48 [Preview] No.968263 del
>>968261
You are trolling again, aren't you?


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 07:51 [Preview] No.968264 del
>>968139
It's a yakuza movie. Similar to Violent Cop and Boiling Point.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 07:53 [Preview] No.968265 del
Boiling Cop and Violent Point.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 07:55 [Preview] No.968266 del
Bubbling bussy


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 07:55 [Preview] No.968267 del
Front door is becoming a disaster neets, I thought I was a tony stark level technical genius, instead I'm tony mong


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 07:56 [Preview] No.968268 del
>>968267
Ur doing gud cuz


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 07:56 [Preview] No.968269 del
>>968267
You were banging it so hard the neighbour was driven to madness by the noise and now it is broken.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 07:57 [Preview] No.968270 del
>>968262
We have great food without paprika too. Quality paprika is just so readily available it is evident to use it (and we often put into stuff that doesn't really need it).


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.968271 del
>>968270
If I visited I would order chicken paprikash without paprika


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 07:59 [Preview] No.968272 del
paprika scones
paprika custard


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 08:00 [Preview] No.968273 del
>>968267
The $8 rivet gun wasn't enough??


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 08:00 [Preview] No.968274 del
packed buro a paprika cone


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 08:01 [Preview] No.968275 del
paprika anal lube


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 08:04 [Preview] No.968276 del
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>>968271
Now that would be funky.

>>968272
>scones
Similar in shape is pogácsa (sometimes foreigners Germans write it pogatsche). In all form is great, but with cracklings/scratchings it is especially deli.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 08:06 [Preview] No.968277 del
>>>968270
>Quality paprika is just so readily available it is evident to use it (and we often put into stuff that doesn't really need it).
God I wish I had that image of Hungarian sitting at his computer with Paprika drying on the walls.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 08:09 [Preview] No.968278 del
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>>968277
>God
Your welcome, my son.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 08:10 [Preview] No.968279 del
>>968278
Thank you. Works of Art.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 08:10 [Preview] No.968280 del
Cruisey I wanna go there and cuddle


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 08:11 [Preview] No.968281 del
what the fuck does a paprika taste like? looks half like a chilli or capsicum


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 08:14 [Preview] No.968282 del
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NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 08:19 [Preview] No.968283 del
>>968281
it is a ground pepper/capsicum


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 08:22 [Preview] No.968284 del
>>968280
Nice place, cute animal.
>wanna go there
Me too.
>and cuddle
With Cruisey? I pass.

>>968281
Depends. There are sweet paprikas and hot. Hungarian paprikas aren't that hot as some Mexicans and specialty ones, but they can burn nice.
And there are a variety of paprikas, in different shades from green through yellow to dark red. Only some are good for drying, we eat a lot fresh and raw too. They taste like... paprika... Sadly low quality ones pumped with water are often abundant in the markets, with lack of taste.
Chips with paprika is great. I dunno how normal flavoring that is elsewhere.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 08:22 [Preview] No.968285 del
He's the type of nigga that prefers UHT malk


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 08:24 [Preview] No.968286 del
>>968284
>Chips with paprika is great. I dunno how normal flavoring that is elsewhere.
at least one brand here does a chili and sour cream flavour, which I guess is similar


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>>968286
Norway niggers eat paprika chips too.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 08:28 [Preview] No.968291 del
>>968290
those look fancy.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 08:28 [Preview] No.968292 del
Men are for romance, emotional and intellectual intimacy; women are for reproduction.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 08:29 [Preview] No.968294 del
>>968292
>Men are for romance, emotional and intellectual intimacy
👆💯


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 08:31 [Preview] No.968295 del
100 in, 0 out
Only 2 features and nothing good. Bloody pokies.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 08:33 [Preview] No.968296 del
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NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 08:34 [Preview] No.968297 del
>>968296
piquant is a good word


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 08:34 [Preview] No.968298 del
>>968295
Did you trust and follow The System?


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 08:54 [Preview] No.968301 del
>>968300
Stock up.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 09:00 [Preview] No.968302 del
>>968299
No idea. Generally I think that brand has underflavored stuff but I rarely consume any of these.
These are good I think:
https://www.hungariangoods.com.au/tea/762-chamomile-flower-tea-herbaria-5997005330100.html
https://www.hungariangoods.com.au/tea/763-rosehip-filtered-tea.html
Rule of thumb: home made stuff are good...

>>968300
That's good.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 09:06 [Preview] No.968305 del
>>968287
He needs acceptance.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 09:09 [Preview] No.968306 del
>>968304
>Can 3d print with Belzona?
You should offer this suggestion to your local Belzona distributor


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 09:10 [Preview] No.968307 del
These are good and stuff average people buy Stühmer stuff are quality, but they are overpriced here, I'm fairly sure everything is overpriced on this hungariangoods site:
https://www.hungariangoods.com.au/hungarian-chocolate/243-chocolate-with-coffee-kapuciner-31g-5998711722166.html
https://www.hungariangoods.com.au/pilota-/274-pilota-kakaos-biscuit-180g.html
https://www.hungariangoods.com.au/hungarian-chocolate/785-sweet-biscuits-by-gyori-keksz-hungary-150g-7622201760229.html
https://www.hungariangoods.com.au/pilota-/1513-vanilla-karika-ring-biscuits-dark-choc-by-gyori-pilota-7622210079077.html
I'm disappointed there is no simple milk chocolate from Szerencs. There is a certain type that taste very pleasant and old school. Frankly I'm not even sure they make it anymore, I almost never look for sweets in general.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 09:13 [Preview] No.968308 del
Given up on the door. Needs a professional. Trying to contact my landlord.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 09:15 [Preview] No.968309 del
>>968307
Yeah all of the online stores here that import foreign foods are expensive. I imagine most expats try and get family to send them food packages. Would be much cheaper.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.968310 del
Webbbberrrr.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 09:19 [Preview] No.968311 del
Does anyone have any idea how much getting a tradie to fix my door hinges is going to cost me? The internet says it should be less than $200, but I know they can be expensive sometimes.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 09:20 [Preview] No.968312 del
>>968308
You should've consulted Nuro.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.968313 del
>>968310
more barely cooked hotdogs


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.968314 del
>>968310
How's Cow and Glenn?


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.968315 del
>>968311
it shouldn't cost you anything if you're renting
it's a landlord maintenance problem


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 09:23 [Preview] No.968316 del
>>968298
I did not. Played a random one, no featues or free games, then moon race and got little shitty wins.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 09:24 [Preview] No.968317 del
>>968314
Fat and disabled. How I like them. Took Cow to Red Dragon. He complained that there werent any pokies.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 09:26 [Preview] No.968318 del
>>968310
You need to save all these pictures, go on tour around the country and publish a nice coffee table book in hardcover, you will need to come up with a good name for it of course to help with marketing.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 09:31 [Preview] No.968319 del
>>968317
>Fat and disabled. How I like them.
kek.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 09:32 [Preview] No.968320 del
All these public toilets have given him the bum rash.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 09:34 [Preview] No.968321 del
>>968317
>How I like them.
You have a special place in your heart for your Cash Cows.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 09:35 [Preview] No.968322 del
>>968320
Do you think it's spread to his brain?


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 09:37 [Preview] No.968323 del
>>968322
You wouldn't be able to tell.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 09:37 [Preview] No.968324 del
>>968322
I spread it to the toilets.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 09:37 [Preview] No.968325 del
>>968323
It's everywhere!


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 09:38 [Preview] No.968326 del
>>968324
EVERYWHERE! RUN!


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 09:38 [Preview] No.968327 del
>>968309
Not sure, shipping prices are through the roof.

>>968313
Do look like those.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 09:39 [Preview] No.968328 del
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NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.968329 del
>>968315
They're closed over christmas, I may need an emergency tradie, which is why I was wondering how much.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.968330 del
>>968328
Scoot.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.968331 del
>>968267
Sorry neet, I was hanging off it again this morning. You need to make me a bar high up or something.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 09:42 [Preview] No.968332 del
>>968330
This is a good name for my book, scat, stools, and poos, in one.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 09:46 [Preview] No.968333 del
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Good night.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 09:51 [Preview] No.968334 del
>>968332
Huh, sounds good, yeah.

>>968333
Night fella.
One purring pidge.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 09:51 [Preview] No.968335 del
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NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 10:01 [Preview] No.968336 del
might have a go to couchbed


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 10:03 [Preview] No.968337 del
>>968329
If it's just re-hanging a door, I guess 1 hour's labour is probably what you'll pay. Probably $180 broken down as $80 callout and 1 unit of labour @ $100.
Might want to ask on the phone rather than after they've rocked up


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 10:08 [Preview] No.968338 del
>>968333
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 10:09 [Preview] No.968339 del
>>968336
Have a safe transition.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 10:22 [Preview] No.968340 del
Gooonest of Ebenings NEET fellas in the Grand Lodge of Endchans.

Lord Nuro chiming in. After consulting the Nuroverse, i was informed by a much higher power the speaker wiring was ordained to move one terminal to the right. -3db on most likely a 6db buttersworth crossover network slope was the correct speaker wiring.

END COMMUNICATO


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 10:25 [Preview] No.968341 del
>>968311
>>968315
>>968329
>>968337
for gods sake dont do it now, you are asking for someone to rob you blind over the holiday weekend. Fucking ziptie and duct tape it and complain to your landlord

END COMMUNICATO


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 10:30 [Preview] No.968342 del
Imagine being a wagie.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 10:31 [Preview] No.968343 del
>>968341
It's just the screen door, not the main wooden door. I'm mainly worried it will fall on someone.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 10:33 [Preview] No.968344 del
>>968342
Imagine letting down your eternal blood line with your present surrender bitching and cuck liek behaviour...


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 10:42 [Preview] No.968345 del
>>968340
Hi Nuro. You did well.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 10:43 [Preview] No.968346 del
I think Nuro has misjudged his tone again.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 11:05 [Preview] No.968347 del
>>968340
Tech support hotline is higher power now?


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 11:18 [Preview] No.968348 del
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Did some more on the canoe. Put thick gel paint in the bulkhead cavity and ran a bead of bog around the middle bulkhead to make a smooth run off for the matting to go 90 degrees, going to have to sand that back tomorrow and then layup the reinforcing. Had some time after my bath so I did some sewing on my bush survival gear while I listened to Imperium.
Finished putting darts in the crotch, way more room with a belt kit now. Still got to extend the legs and sew on the knee pad pockets for my Crye 2 Precision knee pads. Have to cannibalize something for the material, cant get that color for any money because ukraine. Fuck war, peace brings the cheap milsurp. Having broken crackers and butter and dates for supper. Good Night NEETs. Ice cream mission tomorrow for the moofie.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 11:19 [Preview] No.968349 del
>>968344
> letting down your eternal blood line
Let us know when you get married and have kids.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 11:23 [Preview] No.968350 del
>>968348
Good night NEET. Your outfit sounds very /fa/.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 11:31 [Preview] No.968351 del
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NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 11:38 [Preview] No.968352 del
(2.01 MB 720x1280 American accident .mp4)


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 11:39 [Preview] No.968353 del
>>968348
Night fella.

>>968352
Pig cavalry.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 15:44 [Preview] No.968354 del
Wage off.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 16:44 [Preview] No.968355 del
I am set to inherit 200k.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 18:20 [Preview] No.968356 del


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 18:40 [Preview] No.968357 del
>>968355
My condolences, is someone deda?


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 18:41 [Preview] No.968358 del
>>968357
he didn't phone his nannabot and she exploded


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 18:44 [Preview] No.968359 del
>>968358
Do you think he could double it at the Cas?


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 18:45 [Preview] No.968360 del
>>968359
one spin is all he needs


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 18:53 [Preview] No.968361 del
>>968360
If he loses he can just do some meatspin and make it back.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 19:01 [Preview] No.968362 del
>>968348
Is the Brother JA1400 sewing machine alright for somebody who just wants to do a bit of craft sewing like knife rolls, pouches, etc. Canvas, denim, maybe light leather.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 19:02 [Preview] No.968363 del


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 19:03 [Preview] No.968364 del
Finally we have secured seed funding for The Commune.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 19:38 [Preview] No.968365 del
>>968363
One night at the casino I owed a lot of money to some loan sharks that had to be paid back before dawn so I had to spin my meat to any patron I could to pay them back in time, I got kicked off the casino floor because everyone was spinning my meat and not the wheels.
I went into the hotel and systematically knocked on the doors of every room offering the guests a spin, as time started running out I became impatient and began forcing the guests to spin my meat if they said no or took too long to answer.
I made all the money to pay back the loan sharks and had a bit left over for a spin on the wheel.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 19:47 [Preview] No.968366 del


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 20:10 [Preview] No.968367 del
Cruisey I wanna order something from the Menu not on the Specials list


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 20:30 [Preview] No.968368 del
"Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book has been rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street and building has been renamed, every date has been altered. And that process is continuing day by day and minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right." ~George Orwell,1984

>NASA’s Largest Library Is Closing Amid Staff and Lab Cuts
>>Holdings from the library at the Goddard Space Flight Center, which includes unique documents from the early 20th century to the Soviet space race, will be warehoused or thrown out.
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/12/31/climate/nasa-goddard-library-closing.html


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 20:40 [Preview] No.968369 del
>>968368
the coming generations will inherit fuck all but ruin.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 20:47 [Preview] No.968370 del
>>968365
>and had a bit left over for a spin on the wheel.
This story could make a good banner with the appropriate picture


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 20:48 [Preview] No.968371 del
Good Morning NEETs
Bad dreams, too much confusing racialism theory before bed. Growing pains.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 20:51 [Preview] No.968372 del
>>968371
GMN.

>too much confusing racialism theory before bed
Tabs closed?


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 20:52 [Preview] No.968374 del
>>968362
no. you need a walking foot industrial machine with a stepper motor. This is what I would get.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 20:53 [Preview] No.968375 del
>>968374
Has anyone contacted you about a contract for designing outfits The Musical?


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 20:55 [Preview] No.968376 del
>>968355
should take the pressure off for a long time.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 20:59 [Preview] No.968377 del
waddled
had a packet of bacon, 2 eggs, and a pint of OJ for breakkayie


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 20:59 [Preview] No.968378 del
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gonna have a last crack at the modem/router after brekky. gonna break thru this time. have to.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 21:02 [Preview] No.968379 del
>>968377
Wonderful.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 21:02 [Preview] No.968380 del
>>968378
hack the planet!


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 21:02 [Preview] No.968381 del
>>968378
>gonna break thru this time. have to.
Sounds do-able.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 21:02 [Preview] No.968382 del


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 21:05 [Preview] No.968383 del
Reminder: movie in the evening, fellas.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 21:10 [Preview] No.968384 del
It's raining in Snowtown, Cruisey.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 21:16 [Preview] No.968385 del


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 21:31 [Preview] No.968386 del
Feeling like a quirked up white boy, might get myself an islander missus


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 21:36 [Preview] No.968388 del
>>968386
>an islander missus
You would not be able to handle her.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 21:37 [Preview] No.968389 del
>>968354
Well waged.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 21:37 [Preview] No.968390 del
>>968355
That is good news NEET.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 21:39 [Preview] No.968391 del
>>968388
She would dominate him, hot!


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 21:39 [Preview] No.968392 del
>>968367
You know that will not be happening NEET.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 21:40 [Preview] No.968394 del
Morning neets


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 21:42 [Preview] No.968395 del
>>968386
You'll fall in love, then within a month be going to see her but end up just lying in bed discussing moon cycles and listening to Taylor Swift, and not fucking.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 21:47 [Preview] No.968396 del
>>968371
Good morning NEET.

>>968377
Good breakfast.

>>968394
Good morning.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 21:55 [Preview] No.968398 del
>>968392
A NEET can dream big.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 21:55 [Preview] No.968399 del


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 22:17 [Preview] No.968401 del
>>968386
Charlee from the Islander Tavern is mine, you swine!


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 22:20 [Preview] No.968402 del
You've heard of colloidal silver, get ready for mongolloidal gold


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 22:21 [Preview] No.968403 del
>>968402
>mongolloidal gold
Orange Is the New Black?


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 22:47 [Preview] No.968404 del


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 22:48 [Preview] No.968405 del
>>968404
Straight into my bed silver bikini Pepe!


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 23:13 [Preview] No.968407 del
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>>968386
sorry neet, at best you could expect a 120kilo samoan tranny


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 23:22 [Preview] No.968408 del
>>968407
>a 120kilo samoan tranny
My exact body type.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 23:27 [Preview] No.968409 del
>>968408
You looking Stunning NEET.


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 23:33 [Preview] No.968410 del
8chan is down again


NEET 01/02/2026 (Fri) 23:41 [Preview] No.968411 del
Took the old moo to Harvey normal and bought her a sammich press. Went to the hobby shop. They are closing down in a couple of weeks because of the jew economy. Bit sad. Waiting for coffee at Gloria’s Vagene.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 00:05 [Preview] No.968412 del
>>968411
>Went to the hobby shop.
Good purchases?

>Waiting for coffee at Gloria’s Vagene.
Their coffee has always made me sad.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 00:07 [Preview] No.968413 del
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>>968411
Dont be sad, people's recreational pursuits change with technology. Zoomies are into drones now and thats gonna help in the coming boogaloo when FPV assassin drones start appearing like in that moofie about covid where the fat wheelchair simp sticks a glock on a drone and kills that rapist boomer. Totally gay moofie but you see the appeal of new toys over static models.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 00:08 [Preview] No.968414 del
https://gulfaudiocompany.bandcamp.com/track/--163

>>968411
remember my dad taking me to a hobby shoppe to buy parts for my traxxas and i always liked looking at the hornby model trains. he probably worried for me.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 00:27 [Preview] No.968415 del
>>968411
>They are closing down in a couple of weeks because of the jew economy
I reckon it is online shopping that has wrecked brick and mortar shops.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 00:30 [Preview] No.968417 del
>>968415
Nah no one is spending money on old fashioned hobbies. The last of the spergs with big train sets and big collection modellers and even RPG gamers is over. Same happened with comic books and even board game clubs where people before cable TV used to go out to social clubs. Its the collapse of culture.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 00:49 [Preview] No.968431 del
>>968412
Just a bottle of RLM76 ('lichtblau') for my Messerschmidt.
The coffee was crap.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 01:01 [Preview] No.968432 del
>>968431
you could have gotten this online but they would have sent you the wrong color.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 01:19 [Preview] No.968433 del
>>968432
True.
Nearest hobby shop is now Blair Athol or something.
This is all Cruisey's fault. He could have gotten the mongs into model trains and sniffing hobby paints and glue. Instead it was all tugs, pokes, and specials boards.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 01:21 [Preview] No.968434 del
>>968415
It has. Amazon in particular. No way anybody else can import stuff and put enough margin on it to survive.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 01:21 [Preview] No.968435 del
Can I become a mod? I want to be able to delete the shit posts


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 01:33 [Preview] No.968436 del
>>968435
Post elbow.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 01:36 [Preview] No.968437 del
Neets how often do you change your pants? Should it be every day like a tshirt or is it acceptable to wear the same ones all week if not stained? Asking for a smelly mate.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 01:37 [Preview] No.968438 del
>>968435
Perhaps email >>844416


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 01:38 [Preview] No.968439 del
>>968437
You can wear them for a week, or alternate with another pair for 2 weeeks


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 01:38 [Preview] No.968440 del
>>968435
Pariston has been trying to rid himself of the burden of BO for years. It took frodo less time to walk into mordor and drop the ring in mount doom than it does to find a new BO.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 01:42 [Preview] No.968441 del
>>968440
I think pariston is like frodo. At the last moment he decides he still wants it


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 01:45 [Preview] No.968442 del
>>968441
He is doing well to clean it all up.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 01:46 [Preview] No.968443 del
>>968441
>I think pariston is like frodo.
because somebody destroyed his ring?


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 01:49 [Preview] No.968444 del
>>968443
Well bantered.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 01:50 [Preview] No.968445 del
>>968437
I just have trackies at home I never wash and jeans / pants I wear outside I sometimes wash if they're stained


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 01:51 [Preview] No.968446 del
Might buy some more beer🤔


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 01:57 [Preview] No.968447 del
>>968446
You totally should.
I got some hard cider and a sauv blanc.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 02:03 [Preview] No.968448 del
>>968446
good lad, i bought some strongbow darkfruit today. tasting good


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 02:04 [Preview] No.968449 del
Kampai!!!!!!! 94a36b


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 02:07 [Preview] No.968450 del
>>968448
i got the strongbow wild bery 8.5% cans


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 02:08 [Preview] No.968451 del
Angry words from a worked up femoid at the neighbours place, dogs barking, car revving. Clashes with Parsifal playing in my quiet place. Sick of this router shit. Gonna chuck it in and swap ISP.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 02:18 [Preview] No.968452 del
>>968447
>>968448
>>968450
They were out of my balter cervezas so I got coronas extra which turns out to taste 98% the same but it costs 20$ more for a case


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 02:31 [Preview] No.968453 del
la la la fukn wukn yap yap it is the bad home opera and i am its audience yet i cannot button my jacket and walk out of this rubbish merely yearn for the curtain to fall


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 02:49 [Preview] No.968454 del
>>968453
you are not made for urban living NEET. You need to find yourself some peaceful country acres.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 02:49 [Preview] No.968455 del
boop. I'm up. Was peer to peer protocol over ethernet not static IP. Might get that tub of ice cream now.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 02:51 [Preview] No.968456 del
>>968455
You've fixed it?


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 02:54 [Preview] No.968457 del
>>968455
Big tub of Tip ice-cream please.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 02:55 [Preview] No.968458 del
>>968456
yes thank fuck was just the basic settings and i was trying to be tricky. five of my best mornings wasted. Embarrassed myself to my tech mates, chewed my nails and skipped my chores. fugg.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 02:58 [Preview] No.968459 del
>>968455
>>968458
Relatable. It's a pull your hair out scenario


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 03:07 [Preview] No.968460 del
>>967954
>>968459
Back on the comfy battlestation. Everything works just have to tidy the cables and make a new shelf for the modem and apologize to my tech mate.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 03:20 [Preview] No.968461 del
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>>968445
> trackies at home I never wash
I hear you neet, as a dedicated linux user I have a certain image to protect.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 03:25 [Preview] No.968462 del
I've got seborrhoeic dermatitis on my face 😔


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 03:27 [Preview] No.968463 del
>>968462
That means it's over


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 03:31 [Preview] No.968464 del
>>968462
Sleep tight


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 03:38 [Preview] No.968465 del
>>968461
He needs a trifle cradle under that apron.
Never go unsupported.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 03:43 [Preview] No.968466 del
>>968462
good night pidge


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 03:43 [Preview] No.968467 del
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NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 03:43 [Preview] No.968468 del
Maked and eated some beef stroganoff. I think I burnt it again but idk how also idc because it tastes nice


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 03:45 [Preview] No.968469 del
>>968462
Goodbye.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 03:45 [Preview] No.968470 del
>>968468
Do you have with rice?


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 03:46 [Preview] No.968471 del
>>968468
You strogged the noff?


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 03:48 [Preview] No.968472 del
>>968470
no
>>968471
strogan' my beef off


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 03:52 [Preview] No.968473 del
>>968472
Your image didn't load


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 04:23 [Preview] No.968474 del
I'm going to become a mayonnaise magician


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 04:48 [Preview] No.968475 del
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went to the tip and stopped to pick up some tourist faggots trash because i was going there anyway even though i had to jump the gate because its closed on saturday like they are gonna stop me getting rid of my old oil responsibly and claim my reward at the shoppe for all youse get some ice cream with that jap moofie tonight but i suspect that we are gonna empty the tub before we get to serve igay so he should chill cos i got a bit of left over bad oil just for him loooool


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 04:51 [Preview] No.968476 del
>>968475
Good mission to the tip.

I would decline a bowl of that ice cream. Not fancy enough for me.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 04:53 [Preview] No.968477 del
>>968476
I will put runny blackberry and date jam on yours, maybe a sprinkle of sea salt, trust me.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 04:54 [Preview] No.968478 del
>>968477
Okay, but strawberry only please.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 05:12 [Preview] No.968479 del
>>967791
>The other is too generic. I get a bunch of videos about Christmas in New York.
Turns out it was actually called Fairytale of New York not Xmas Time in New York and is what's his face from The Pogues and some sheila.
Mothebat routinely fucks this sort of thing up.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 06:08 [Preview] No.968480 del
>>968479
>Fairytale of New York
That's a good song.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 06:14 [Preview] No.968481 del
Might become the board's funny fat guy


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 06:16 [Preview] No.968482 del
>>968475
I want some Tip ice-cream please.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 06:17 [Preview] No.968483 del
porterhouse steaks and garlic & rosemary roast tatties for dindins


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 06:18 [Preview] No.968484 del
>>968481
That position is already taken. I am the fattest and the funniest.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 06:18 [Preview] No.968485 del
>>968483
>garlic & rosemary roast tatties
Duck fat status?


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 06:19 [Preview] No.968486 del
>>968485
no df 2day


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 06:20 [Preview] No.968487 del
>>968484
90% of my posts receive a 'kek', 'lel', 'lol', or 'well bantered'
I have won the board Nurgle award several years running


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 06:23 [Preview] No.968488 del
Representation of my stupid incel chudjak life


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 06:24 [Preview] No.968489 del
(1.31 MB 608x480 1767256353536475.mp4)


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 06:36 [Preview] No.968490 del


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 06:36 [Preview] No.968491 del


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 06:38 [Preview] No.968492 del
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You know what they say neets, if you sit at a vile smelling table full of neets and you can't figure out who the stinky boy is, then you're the stinky boy.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 06:40 [Preview] No.968493 del
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NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 06:41 [Preview] No.968494 del
>>968487
>90%
That estimate seems a bit high.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 06:43 [Preview] No.968495 del
>>968483
every Neet needs a rosemary bush, nice cooking


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 06:44 [Preview] No.968496 del
>>968487
Yet you've failed to win the prestigious nuro tier banter award every year for the past 5 years. What does this say about the plebian level appeal of your material?


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 06:47 [Preview] No.968497 del
2Aussie is reviewing the Coles Lamington Trifle.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jCfjJGBCZC8 [Embed]


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 06:54 [Preview] No.968498 del
steak and tatties was a success
pineapple chunks and ice cream for pudding


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 06:55 [Preview] No.968499 del
>>968496
how can anybody possibly win that award besides Nuro?


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 06:55 [Preview] No.968500 del
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Sonatine Soonatine
At 7pm AEDT
I add some stuff to the playlist soon-ish.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 06:57 [Preview] No.968501 del
>>968498
Well done.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 06:57 [Preview] No.968502 del
Wolf moon tonight, Cruisedog.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 07:03 [Preview] No.968503 del
>>968497
He's been reading ausneets again.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 07:04 [Preview] No.968504 del
This beer is 5%


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 07:04 [Preview] No.968505 del
I wanted to add American hobo and accidentally searched american hobo and turns out there is a channel called American Hobo. But that's not the American hobo we want. We want Outdoors Unsupervised.
Threw in a video of his. He was just fingering two holes.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 07:06 [Preview] No.968506 del
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NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 07:06 [Preview] No.968507 del
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>>968502
When we leave the commune we should wear this shirt


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 07:09 [Preview] No.968508 del
>>968503
We are the cultural fountainhead of the internet now neets, it all comes from here, the stench and the peril.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 07:18 [Preview] No.968509 del
>>968488
The discarded can of solo seems inchoate to further, possibly drunken vandalism.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 07:20 [Preview] No.968510 del
Uncle Ted was a great man who made history.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 07:26 [Preview] No.968511 del
>>968510
He was an MK Ultra victim. There was poison in his system.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 07:26 [Preview] No.968512 del
>>968509
Chaos reigns


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 07:29 [Preview] No.968513 del
>>968509
>inchoate
That's not a real word.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 07:29 [Preview] No.968514 del
>>968510
Is that Tiffin?


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 07:30 [Preview] No.968515 del
>>968513
Just like asthma


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 07:33 [Preview] No.968516 del
It seems like every week or two I realise I've been doing something monumentally stupid for years. Every few weeks a new shocking discovery, just when I thought I was all out of stupid.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 07:33 [Preview] No.968517 del
On teh soju now


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 07:34 [Preview] No.968518 del
>>968516
At least you're learning and growing from it, plenty of people go their whole lives oblivious to the stupid things they're doing


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 07:35 [Preview] No.968519 del
>>968516
Behold... the power... of reflection...
the feeling of stupidity never ends, it just gets a bit smaller each time


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 07:35 [Preview] No.968520 del
>>968516
What stupid things have you been doing?


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 07:39 [Preview] No.968521 del
>>968514
That's how I've always pictured him.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 07:40 [Preview] No.968522 del
>>968520
>what have you been doing that is stupid
Better to ask what haven't you been doing that is stupid.
-t not that neet


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 07:51 [Preview] No.968523 del
10 mins fellas!
Pee, poo, and the rest-
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 07:53 [Preview] No.968524 del
The fried chicken is phallic shaped... I know the kitchen staff are laughing at my expense


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 08:00 [Preview] No.968525 del
>>968513
cope
it means half cooked to further crimes or half cooked to maturity


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 08:03 [Preview] No.968526 del
Helen's cloaca was phallic shaped by the end.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 08:04 [Preview] No.968527 del


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 08:07 [Preview] No.968528 del
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couldnt remember the name of this yakuza guy


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 08:09 [Preview] No.968529 del
>>968528
Good one.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 08:14 [Preview] No.968530 del
Had pistachio gelato :3


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 08:26 [Preview] No.968531 del


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 08:38 [Preview] No.968532 del
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Happening


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 08:45 [Preview] No.968534 del
>>968533
I go straight to /pol/ for my news thanks


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 08:53 [Preview] No.968535 del
>>968520
I am too embarrased to say right now. Perhaps months from now when the wounds have scarred.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 09:03 [Preview] No.968536 del
>>968532
US policing the world again
Nuro will be cumming in his camo shorts


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 09:06 [Preview] No.968537 del
Those camo shorts are stiffer than cardboard.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 09:07 [Preview] No.968538 del
>>968532
Nothing ever happens


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 09:09 [Preview] No.968539 del
A banana plantation just flew over my house.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 09:12 [Preview] No.968540 del
>>968532
Why don't these pussies get into a real war with russia or china like the biden administration kept trying to do? Why do they have to pick fights with wussy narco-states who are just trying to bring the world a little chemical happiness?


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 09:13 [Preview] No.968541 del
>>968539
you joke but this could be weimarts new vietnam


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 09:15 [Preview] No.968542 del
>>968541
were they blowing up drug factories or something? What kind of drugs do they have in Venezwala?


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 09:15 [Preview] No.968543 del
>>968539
It's time to stop doing drugs neet.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 09:17 [Preview] No.968544 del
Maybe the US could go after Big Pharma instead


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 09:21 [Preview] No.968545 del
>>968544
They explicitly ordered the grunts to protect the opium fields in Afghanistan.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 09:34 [Preview] No.968546 del
But who was phone?


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 09:34 [Preview] No.968547 del
>>968546
Ask ChatGTP


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 09:36 [Preview] No.968548 del
Great moofie.
Going to bed.
Need to think about shit.
Good Night NEETs.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 09:37 [Preview] No.968549 del
>>968548
noight


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 09:37 [Preview] No.968550 del
>>968548
Good night.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 09:39 [Preview] No.968551 del
>>968548
Night fella.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 09:44 [Preview] No.968552 del
I think it's a fun movie in some ways.
It is confusing a bit. Tho I missed a bit here and there due to stuff.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 09:44 [Preview] No.968553 del
>>968552
>Tho I missed a bit here and there due to stuff.
Were you fooling around with a girl?


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 09:52 [Preview] No.968554 del
>>968553
With fools.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 09:53 [Preview] No.968555 del
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>>968552
I didnt miss anything. Got the entire plot and characters down in the last 5 minutes.

"t. the Lordiest Nuro''


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 09:57 [Preview] No.968556 del
>the Nordiest Loo-hoe


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 10:01 [Preview] No.968557 del
At least she wasn't his sister


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 10:15 [Preview] No.968561 del
>>968558
This is just rude.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 10:27 [Preview] No.968562 del
I too am announcing my retirement from test cricket


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 10:35 [Preview] No.968563 del
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Good night.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 10:35 [Preview] No.968564 del
Captured the president of another country...


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 10:37 [Preview] No.968565 del
>>968564
Whizzed him back to the land of the free.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 10:39 [Preview] No.968566 del
>>968565
Venezuelans were deported by the thousand. Their oppressive president are welcomed with open arms in the US. Cruel world.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 10:44 [Preview] No.968567 del
>tfw not important enough to be captured and whizzed away


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 10:45 [Preview] No.968568 del
>>968563
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 10:47 [Preview] No.968569 del
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NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 10:55 [Preview] No.968570 del
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NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.968571 del
>>968563
Night fella.
Why don't they treat pidges?


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 11:00 [Preview] No.968572 del
>>968570
wish i had wings and a nice tracksuit top


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 11:18 [Preview] No.968573 del
I'm thinking of trying to get friends through gaming. Do you think it's worth spending my time and money playing a competitive game to find a shut-in friend circle. I'm on the fence about buying a Switch 2 for that purpose.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 11:20 [Preview] No.968574 del
>>968573
I don't know if you're joking but switch and switch 2 are terrible for that. Only voice chat in games. No voice chat out of games. No text messages out of games. I don't think they even have a friend invite to game option. Better off with a ps5 or xbox whatever


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 11:23 [Preview] No.968575 del
>>968574
what do you game on neet?


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 11:27 [Preview] No.968576 del
>>968575
PC. I gave my switch to my nephew and sold my ps4 and 3ds. Never even played the last two outside of bloodborne


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 11:27 [Preview] No.968577 del
>>968574
Can't stomach other systems. I don't want to give money to companies based in the USA(Playstation HQ is in california). PS5 games that look like concord and the demon's souls "remake". I play a few things on Switch online time to time. Mainly been looking at Kirby Air Riders. You can voice chat & message with the app and Switch 2 has built in game chat.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 11:28 [Preview] No.968578 del
>>968576
what are your favorite pc games?


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 11:29 [Preview] No.968579 del
>>968577
If you're american it shouldn't be too hard just randomly repetitively try to make friends. Here in australia only the most popular games are populated and have active communication. You could also try random discords you find on google. I found friends that way.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 11:32 [Preview] No.968580 del
>>968578
Battlefield 6 and some old shit I play when I get bored like tiberian sun and road redemption. Played through most of the halo games on legendary until he went on holiday. Used to play PUBG a lot. Played a little of borderlands 4 which was alright but ran like shit. A lot of times I randomly get a game to play with my dudes and it's dogshit but we have fun anyway.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 11:37 [Preview] No.968581 del
Unironically wish I was nuro.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 11:44 [Preview] No.968582 del
>>968581
Anyone can sleep in a bathroom, ride a bike and do pills


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 11:55 [Preview] No.968583 del
>tfw you missed out on a chance to fight in the venezualan war and waste some pendejos


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 12:17 [Preview] No.968584 del
>>968580
>Played through most of the halo games on legendary
just the OG bungie ones? I'd be severely impressed if you beat 2 on legendary
I haven't played anything after 4. I've been meaning to get a newer console for years just to play MCC collection and the halo games I missed. I think its the only game franchise I care about at all anymore.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 12:24 [Preview] No.968585 del
Failed to goon.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 12:30 [Preview] No.968586 del
>>968585
couldn't get hard or shooting blanks?


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 12:31 [Preview] No.968587 del
gooned until failure


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 13:10 [Preview] No.968588 del
Wankrupt.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 15:28 [Preview] No.968589 del
Neet hours


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 15:54 [Preview] No.968590 del
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Late night NEETs.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 18:19 [Preview] No.968591 del
harrumph


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 19:06 [Preview] No.968592 del


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 19:13 [Preview] No.968593 del
>>968592
medium


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 19:14 [Preview] No.968594 del
Going for a waddle with one in the chamber.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 19:14 [Preview] No.968595 del
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NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 19:16 [Preview] No.968596 del
morning bros


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 19:20 [Preview] No.968598 del
>>968594
Clog on command on return.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 19:21 [Preview] No.968599 del


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 19:21 [Preview] No.968600 del


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 20:14 [Preview] No.968602 del
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Well it turns out you can just win.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 20:37 [Preview] No.968604 del
Home.
Shidding.
There was a big wet shart stain in my sky blue cumdies when I took them off.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 20:41 [Preview] No.968605 del
>>968604
It was peeking out.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 20:42 [Preview] No.968606 del
>>968564
Was he a bad hombre?


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 20:43 [Preview] No.968607 del
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Good morning fwens


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 20:46 [Preview] No.968608 del
“regime change is gonna work this time bro I swear just one more regime change”


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 20:48 [Preview] No.968609 del
Good Morning NEETs.
Overcast day outside.
Might get going.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 20:49 [Preview] No.968610 del
>>968606
>>968608
Trust the plan.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 20:51 [Preview] No.968611 del
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NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 20:51 [Preview] No.968612 del


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 20:59 [Preview] No.968613 del
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NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 21:00 [Preview] No.968616 del
Cruisey I need a soothing balm for my bot bot


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 21:01 [Preview] No.968617 del
>>968616
If he applies the balm, could his hand disappear?


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 21:05 [Preview] No.968618 del
>>968617
maybe, but I'm sure it's nothing he hasn't seen before


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 21:07 [Preview] No.968619 del
>>968618
True, very accurate.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 21:21 [Preview] No.968620 del
Nuro invested in Raytheon and BAE systems just before 911, once.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 21:33 [Preview] No.968621 del
lol
>A German hacker known as "Martha Root" dressed as a pink Power Ranger and deleted a white supremacist dating website live onstage This happened during the recent CCC conference. Martha had infiltrated the site, ran her own AI chatbot to extract as much information from users as possible, and downloaded every profile. She also uncovered the owner of the site. She has published all of the data.
https://old.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/comments/1q2mq4t/a_hacker_known_as_martha_root_takes_down_a_white/

http://okstupid.lol/


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 21:34 [Preview] No.968622 del
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NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 21:40 [Preview] No.968623 del
>>968622
>name my band
Smooth War Criminals


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 21:45 [Preview] No.968624 del
>>968623
Donnie are you okay? Are you okay Donnie?


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 21:51 [Preview] No.968625 del


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 21:58 [Preview] No.968626 del
https://www.noticer.news/china-fat-prisons-obese-lose-weight/
>China is running military-style ‘fat prisons’ for obese adults and kids


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 22:03 [Preview] No.968628 del
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NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 22:06 [Preview] No.968629 del
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NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 22:23 [Preview] No.968630 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DE0CVDDhgks [Embed]
Cruisey the weird girl is on the youtubes again


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 22:30 [Preview] No.968631 del
>>968630
That's a man!


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 22:59 [Preview] No.968632 del
>>968584
We had to do halo 2 on heroic because it forces a skull on that resets the level if one of you die. I played some of halo 4 a long time ago but we're only doing bungie games


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 23:08 [Preview] No.968634 del
>>968621
>pink power ranger
Fukn trannyfa
>>968629
Normal patients would have photos of their fam or cats or dogs but the these globabists have pictures of money. They are caricatures of themselves.


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 23:15 [Preview] No.968635 del
One of the books called flight arrived and I was disappointed. I remembered it having really good art but when I opened it this time its all just average looking webcomics


NEET 01/03/2026 (Sat) 23:54 [Preview] No.968636 del
Got a copy of Prester John by John Buchan yesterday, 1950 reprint.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 00:14 [Preview] No.968637 del
got petrol, washed the car, got some snacks
got to put air in the car tyres, pack some clothes and toiletries, and finish making a playlist


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 00:17 [Preview] No.968638 del
>>968635
Is that the book you were looking from that you recalled long ago?


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 00:18 [Preview] No.968639 del
>>968637
Very productive NEET.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 00:19 [Preview] No.968640 del
>>968636
Good read?


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 00:42 [Preview] No.968641 del
>>968640
I dont know how to.
Just going to put it on a bookshelf to look cultured.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 00:46 [Preview] No.968642 del
google ai trying to send me from lizbef to clare via crystal brook/port pirie
dumb clanker


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 01:02 [Preview] No.968643 del
>>968641
Smart.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 01:07 [Preview] No.968644 del
>>968642
We need Monk to fine tune the model.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 01:13 [Preview] No.968645 del
>>968595
Not a bad deal.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 01:17 [Preview] No.968646 del
>>968645
Specials approved?


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 01:20 [Preview] No.968647 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 01:30 [Preview] No.968648 del


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 01:30 [Preview] No.968649 del


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 01:31 [Preview] No.968650 del
Good meowfternoon neetos😹


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 01:31 [Preview] No.968651 del
big sip of cider


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 01:32 [Preview] No.968652 del
>>968648
Can you look any books online from somewhere like https://archive.org/


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 01:32 [Preview] No.968653 del


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 01:33 [Preview] No.968654 del
>>968652
I know about archive.org. Are you asking me or telling me lol?


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 01:34 [Preview] No.968655 del
>>968637
Are you gonna drop in to my place on the way and help me with my computer?


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 01:35 [Preview] No.968656 del


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 01:38 [Preview] No.968657 del
went up the bush and mounted my vise to a stump i cut in spring but i forgot one washer and have to do that next time which will be after i work out a pouch for my chisel and file that goes on my loadout when i go up there and do woodwork where the wood is at in the deep and shady forest


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 01:57 [Preview] No.968658 del
>>968657
Sounds good NEET. I hope no-one finds your spot.
Bring me back some marzipan next time please.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 02:03 [Preview] No.968659 del
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>>968626
We would treat our Executives with more reverence and home them in beautiful elegant mansions surrounded with high sandstone walls and enchanting gardens for them to waddle around in between frequent five course meals.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 02:08 [Preview] No.968660 del
>>968659
That apron would impress the aliens.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 02:13 [Preview] No.968662 del
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NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 02:36 [Preview] No.968663 del
>>968662
My last poo was like that


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 02:38 [Preview] No.968664 del
Cruisey I wanna go there


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 02:41 [Preview] No.968665 del
>>968626
We need them here


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 02:41 [Preview] No.968666 del
>>968664
You are there already. There is here.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 02:53 [Preview] No.968667 del
>>968666
Aye I was down the creek having a drink, true.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 03:19 [Preview] No.968668 del
got real big pimple need pop


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 03:22 [Preview] No.968669 del
>>968668
Make sure you check your entire body for things that need popping


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 03:25 [Preview] No.968670 del
Possum was always popping and locking


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 03:27 [Preview] No.968671 del
I sent Possum paypal of $25 for a private video of him peeling the foil back on a loaf of garlic bread.
He never sent the video. He blocked me when I asked where it was.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 03:30 [Preview] No.968672 del
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NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 03:30 [Preview] No.968673 del
Cruisey said No to me in a sexy voice that hinted of erotic innuendo, once.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 03:31 [Preview] No.968674 del
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NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 03:32 [Preview] No.968675 del
>>968672
I heard his moves described as "Fresh" and "zesty".


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 03:33 [Preview] No.968676 del
>>968675
Raygun stole his rightful place at the Olympics.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 03:33 [Preview] No.968677 del
>>968671
You love the PPV


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 03:47 [Preview] No.968678 del
>>968674
Cruisey I also wanna be in that car


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 04:09 [Preview] No.968679 del
it's drum and bass !
https://youtube.com/watch?v=m5gAzAGCuIM [Embed]


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 04:20 [Preview] No.968680 del
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(3.80 MB 720x1080 venzuela k kino.webm)


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 04:22 [Preview] No.968681 del
>>968680
how the fuck can somebody in a foreign country be charged relative to US gun laws? retarded
this shit also makes trump a legitimate target for any other country with a grievance
same goes for china v taiwan, russia v ukraine, SA premier vs Tasmanian premier etc


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 04:24 [Preview] No.968682 del
>>968680
Tassie has no oil tho, only dairy.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 04:25 [Preview] No.968683 del
>>968637
did the car tyres and finished the playlist

>>968655
no


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 04:26 [Preview] No.968684 del
>>968683
Good work NEET.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 04:27 [Preview] No.968685 del
>>968684
just need to pack some clothes and toiletries and have wet shave and write an email and cook frozen pixxa for dindins now


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 04:28 [Preview] No.968686 del
>>968681
He was probably being reckless with guns and when kids see that on tv they will think it's ok to shoot your gun into the air in front of a huge crowd.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 04:29 [Preview] No.968687 del
>>968681
Might makes right.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 04:30 [Preview] No.968688 del
>>968685
You should slip a couple of Rodney Rude numbers into that playlist.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 04:32 [Preview] No.968689 del
>>968682
and Tiffin.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 04:32 [Preview] No.968690 del
>>968689
He is Tassie's most valuable resource. And this board's.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 04:39 [Preview] No.968691 del
>>968642
Theyre probably still doing the highway up. I'd go to balaklava, then across.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 04:41 [Preview] No.968692 del
>>968654
You can look things up on the internet?


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 04:43 [Preview] No.968693 del
>>968691
The Horrocks Highway sucks, but we're going to stop at Tarlee so she can piss and then we're going to eat a toasted sammich and a pepper pie and a cake and get a newspaper and then head to Martindale Hall.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 04:48 [Preview] No.968694 del
>>968693
Worth checking out the Magpie & Stump Hotel at Mintaro, thats near Martindale Hall. The pie shop in Tarlee is good, although last couple cheeseburger pies there had too much american mustard in them. Riverton has a nice community garden she might like.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 04:51 [Preview] No.968695 del
>>968682
We want their cows.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 04:51 [Preview] No.968696 del
>>968694
>cheeseburger pies
Why is my body turning to the left?


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 04:52 [Preview] No.968697 del
>>968696
he always eating gimmick pies


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 05:06 [Preview] No.968698 del
>>968697
Gives him something to poo out.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 05:09 [Preview] No.968699 del
>>968698
>thinking about barely cooked hotdogs again


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 05:28 [Preview] No.968700 del
told her if we lived in salem back in the day we'd have set her on fire and she's having a sook


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 05:39 [Preview] No.968721 del
cutting apart UK DPCE pouches to make into other pouches while i listen to Housatonic Live trying to find out why he hasnt podcasted for two months.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 05:44 [Preview] No.968723 del
>>968700
You were right and somebody had to tell her.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 05:45 [Preview] No.968724 del
I think I can manage growing weed but I don't know who to sell it to. Don't really want to have to sell it to meth heads and risk getting stabbed every time.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 05:45 [Preview] No.968725 del
>"DPCE pouches" refers topouches containing "Dry Press-Coated Electrodes", which are an innovative, solvent-free technology used in the manufacturing of lithium-ion and all-solid-state batteries


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 05:47 [Preview] No.968726 del
>>968724
You sell it to your friends who smoke weed and know others who smoke weed who they then sell it to etc.

If you do not have friends like this then you are in trouble because you have no-one to sell it to who you can trust and you would be vulnerable to having it stolen or being extorted or stabbed. So don't do it.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 05:58 [Preview] No.968727 del
>>968725
thanks, clanker


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 06:00 [Preview] No.968728 del
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NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 06:39 [Preview] No.968729 del
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Housatonic is ranting about jews and epstien and control of america, then radio static, two months.

Such cases.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 06:40 [Preview] No.968730 del
>>968724
get a vpn, fire up tor and sell it on darkmatter.market.

You will need to front about a grand in XMR to become a seller tho.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 06:41 [Preview] No.968731 del
What's the moofie tonight?


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 06:43 [Preview] No.968732 del
>>968729
When they start with rants on that subject their mental health is usually already very badly damaged and it doesn't take much more to tip them over the edge into inoperability. Padded cell stay probably.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 06:45 [Preview] No.968733 del
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The Aboriginal woman is known for her beauty, strength, culture and intelligence.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 06:50 [Preview] No.968734 del


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 06:58 [Preview] No.968735 del
>>968730
How would you post it though? Surely auspost would check for drugs?


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 07:09 [Preview] No.968736 del
>>968735
internal national mail is not checked usually. Also weed is sent regularly thru the mail is plain packages because medical mariwana.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 07:11 [Preview] No.968737 del
Cruisey after my dance class I wanna to do this there


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 07:12 [Preview] No.968738 del
>>968732
The last thing he said on his last stream was "should I say it guys? should I cross the line here?" He was talking about some indian inteligence center in pensylvania. Then credits roll and nothing.

Fugg. probably v&d


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 07:17 [Preview] No.968739 del
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If any of you own a PS5. Don't update it and disconnect it from the internet. The ROM keys have leaked. Backups and custom software soon enough. A workaround for denuvo games.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 07:18 [Preview] No.968740 del
>>968739
I don't understand what any of that means. But I don't have a console.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 07:28 [Preview] No.968743 del
>>968624
Heh.

>>968636
Sounds familiar. What's that about?

>>968662
It's do ugly.

>>968680
>American kangaroo court

>>968687
Might doesn't make right, but might makes things happen.

>>968682
Safest place on Earth.
I also try to use lard.

>>968737
As long as you do it enthusiastically.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 07:29 [Preview] No.968744 del
>>968740
Two weeks.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.968745 del
Boardo and Mongaro


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 08:04 [Preview] No.968746 del
>>968699
ADIDAS


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 08:07 [Preview] No.968747 del
>>968745
I don't get it


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 08:12 [Preview] No.968748 del
Gonna chuck in the sewing for today and get to the canoe. Huge mess in the bedroom.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 08:12 [Preview] No.968749 del
thinking about that aesthetic hot dog.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 08:12 [Preview] No.968750 del
>>968748
You are a busy bilby.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 08:51 [Preview] No.968751 del
Weeeeeber


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 08:52 [Preview] No.968752 del
>>968751
I want to hear that beautiful voice sing.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 08:58 [Preview] No.968753 del
>neets knees repulse me, and yet at the same time they arouse me.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 09:04 [Preview] No.968754 del
might be nordy


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 09:13 [Preview] No.968755 del
>>968754
You better not.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 09:13 [Preview] No.968756 del
>>968754
By posting your knees?


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 09:15 [Preview] No.968757 del
>>968756
Head, shoulders, knees, and toes!!1!


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 09:46 [Preview] No.968758 del
>>968750
Reinforced most of bulkhead 3 and did a second coat of gel paint inside the front. I did a lot today, did it safely and did it easily. All of it was upgrades to gear I will use a lot. Gonna have a bath and skip the ice cream until friday night with pixxa.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 09:49 [Preview] No.968759 del
>>968758
>bulkhead 3
This thing is going to be unsinkable.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 09:50 [Preview] No.968760 del


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 09:52 [Preview] No.968761 del
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>>968759
He only needs to fix one of these on, and he's set.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 09:57 [Preview] No.968762 del
>>968761
As long as he distributes the weight correctly it should be fine. He can keep the cannonballs in a net over the side.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 09:58 [Preview] No.968763 del
Are any NEETs still drinking moscato, or was it just a fad with no staying power?


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 10:07 [Preview] No.968764 del
>>968763
I think that died out with the old neets.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 10:08 [Preview] No.968765 del
>>968763
Tis the season


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 10:09 [Preview] No.968766 del
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Good night.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 10:10 [Preview] No.968767 del
>>968761
if that nonce shoots that cannon from where he is then he's gonna get smashed by the recoil. Every pirate and navvy knows that.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 10:15 [Preview] No.968768 del
cookign honey soy chicken kebabs.
I imagine they will be nice and good


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 10:18 [Preview] No.968769 del


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 10:21 [Preview] No.968770 del
>>968768
They sound nice.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 10:35 [Preview] No.968771 del
>>968766
Night fella.
Thirsty pidge.

>>968767
I think he just fills a groove with gunpowder.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 10:44 [Preview] No.968772 del
>>968766
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 10:44 [Preview] No.968773 del
Good NIght NEEts.
Get back into it tomorrow.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 10:45 [Preview] No.968774 del
>>968773
Good night.

>>968768
Four please.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 11:15 [Preview] No.968775 del
I fear sanity is gradually returning to me. Goodnight neets.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 11:16 [Preview] No.968776 del
>>968773
>>968775
Night fellas.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 11:19 [Preview] No.968777 del
>>968775
Good night sane NEET.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 17:31 [Preview] No.968778 del
Had an a bit good dream were two fellows escaped a war and found a furturistic kitchen that could materialize any food you could ever want then a nightmare with creatures that sprant after you and try to eat you and any bits they ate couldn’t heal and they were always smiling ear to ear. I might avoid sleeping tonight.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 18:24 [Preview] No.968779 del
harrumph


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 18:43 [Preview] No.968780 del
>>968779
Medium?


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 18:48 [Preview] No.968781 del
>>968780
small

we're going to bonnie doon


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 19:15 [Preview] No.968782 del
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NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 19:20 [Preview] No.968783 del
>>968782
I wouldn't want to join that band.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 19:21 [Preview] No.968784 del
>>968781
130km/h?


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 19:23 [Preview] No.968785 del
>>968784
Apparently I have promised her I won't speed, although I have no recollection of this.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 19:35 [Preview] No.968786 del
>>968785
It was all a dream for her.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 20:03 [Preview] No.968787 del
Good Morning NEETs
Its chilly, still which sucks despite rhyming.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 20:12 [Preview] No.968788 del
I dont think that does rhyme.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 20:15 [Preview] No.968789 del
5 phone calls so far


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 20:30 [Preview] No.968790 del
>>968788
It is cool tho, which is ironic.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 20:31 [Preview] No.968791 del
>>968790
Thats nuanced hyperbole.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 20:33 [Preview] No.968792 del
(8.50 MB 360x640 rare loot.mp4)


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 21:04 [Preview] No.968794 del
I wonder what he's getting me for breakfast. Bacon and egg roll w s&p and worchestershire would be nice but a curry pie and a banana milk will suffice.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 21:13 [Preview] No.968796 del
>>968791
I'll nuance your hyperbole


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 21:16 [Preview] No.968797 del
(8.96 MB 720x1280 black olives.mp4)


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 21:16 [Preview] No.968798 del
New thread is fatty enabling. No old either.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 21:19 [Preview] No.968799 del
Certain NEETs would ask for white (mexican) olives


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 21:26 [Preview] No.968800 del
>>968798
Somebody misread the post count and panicked.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 21:30 [Preview] No.968801 del
(1.72 MB 640x640 cat jumpy.MP4)


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 22:30 [Preview] No.968803 del
Fucking lazy cunts at the Tarlee Bakery are shut. Motherbat is doing a shit or something by the silos.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 22:46 [Preview] No.968805 del
>>968803
unacceptable. one star review.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 23:30 [Preview] No.968806 del
My job for the day is to make bread and potatoes, somehow I am now an ancient medieval NEET.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 23:35 [Preview] No.968807 del
>>968805
Got a coffee from a French girl with a nose ring in Auburn. Sat there thinking about cows.


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 23:49 [Preview] No.968809 del
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>still in sydney since 31st
I think someone found my fucking ritalin or one of (You)'s reported it. How dare (You)!


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 23:57 [Preview] No.968810 del
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good meowning


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 23:57 [Preview] No.968811 del


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 23:57 [Preview] No.968812 del
>>968809
Why does this post have a red border? Is this some markup I dont know about?


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 23:57 [Preview] No.968813 del
>>968809
Why not see a psychiatrist and get it prescribed?


NEET 01/04/2026 (Sun) 23:58 [Preview] No.968814 del
>>968807
>Sat there thinking about cows.
kek

What is your top speed so far?


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 00:04 [Preview] No.968815 del
>>968803
Those silos are full of the poo
Is it still christmas break?
There arent any other good bakeries around except that one.
Kapunda bakery stocks them. They must be shut too.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 00:12 [Preview] No.968816 del
>>968807
Was there roadworks along horrocks hwy?
Did you comply?


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 00:25 [Preview] No.968817 del
>>968815
>Those silos are full of the poo
With a bit of poo next to one.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 00:51 [Preview] No.968818 del
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Good morning NEETs.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 00:55 [Preview] No.968819 del
>>968813
I tried to... twice.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 00:55 [Preview] No.968820 del
>>968818
GM. haveing a cofve


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 00:59 [Preview] No.968821 del
>>968819
You mustn't have studied hard enough beforehand. Didn't put the effort in. Thought you could just wing the performance on the day.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 01:06 [Preview] No.968822 del
>>968821
I was about to try again but I accidentally contaminated the new gp with old history so he sent a shit referal. now I gotta find a new gp again and get a clean referal to a new neurologist or psychiatrist


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 01:13 [Preview] No.968823 del
>>968822
cant you just drink nescafe? its basically the same as dexies.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 01:33 [Preview] No.968824 del
>>968823
Coffee isn’t strong enough


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 01:43 [Preview] No.968825 del
>>968814
Did 120 briefly.

>>968816
There was a small patch with lollipop men. Yes.

Spent about 1.5 hours at Martindale Hall. At a bakery in Clare now.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 01:50 [Preview] No.968826 del
>Nestled among the rolling hills of the Clare Valley, Martindale Hall is a grand 19th-century country mansion that offers an immersive escape into a bygone era.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 01:55 [Preview] No.968827 del
>>968826
A perfect place to house executives away from impolite society, a Fat Hall, if you will.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 01:55 [Preview] No.968828 del
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NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 01:56 [Preview] No.968829 del
>>968827
It is too nice for executives. Greasy fat fingers touching everything. Disgusting.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 01:57 [Preview] No.968830 del
>>968828
Lovely.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 01:58 [Preview] No.968831 del
>>968827
>>968828
They wanted that English country house look, but they would have done better to design something with a big verandah. Much better for hot weather. No shade from trees either. They would have baked.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 02:00 [Preview] No.968832 del
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We should watch Picnic at Hanging Rock by Peter Weir this weekend on Womboflix. Martindale hall is supposed to be in it.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 02:00 [Preview] No.968833 del


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 02:02 [Preview] No.968834 del
>>968832
I second this notion.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 02:02 [Preview] No.968835 del
>>968822
You can provide the results of a previous review with the old psychiatrist and request a review with a new psychiatrist. You are well within your rights to do and ask for their option on available options when they have assessed you.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 02:02 [Preview] No.968836 del
>>968828
Beautiful.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 02:04 [Preview] No.968837 del
If you want a good outcome you need to be a paying patient with the psychiatrist, not a medicare one. Pay the full fee yourself in cash and they will treat you better and get you in sooner.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 02:10 [Preview] No.968838 del
Noticeable weight gain on the long-haired heavy metal executive I see walking past my house from time to time. The girlfriend too.
Possible Christmas trifle stuffers. I will continue to monitor the situation.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 02:15 [Preview] No.968839 del
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>>968835
This NEET is correct. You can pay for the refferral to say whatever you desire. Why not make an appointment on the app or call and talk to my receptionist about an appointment. One of my health care corporations affiliated specialists will help you and it's mostly bulk billed. I have a rolodex with the loosest prescribing psychiatrists and pain specialists in town. Call my clinic and ask to talk to Tessa my favorite secretary and mention that you need a "retro veracious" referral appointment and she will do the rest. While you're waiting in my reception, why not browse the Pharmacy next door and get some supplemental vaccinations and herbal sedatives, they have stuff thats too new to be scheduled by ATAGI, or as we call them "the fun police". Ha Ha Ha. Excuse my clinical humor.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 02:15 [Preview] No.968840 del
>>968835
>>968837
I can't use the old psychiatrist review because it has schizophrenia on it which is a big no no for prescribing ADHD medication as they believe it will aggravate the other condition. So I've got to get a clean GP referral to a new neurologist and save up cash to pay them on the day. It's all a bit fucky.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 02:18 [Preview] No.968841 del
>>968839
Thank you Doctor Z. Imagine how sick we would all be without you.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 02:21 [Preview] No.968842 del
CRIMINAL CODE 1924 - SECT 179
Setting man-traps, &c.
(1) Any person who, with intent to cause death or grievous bodily harm to any person, sets or places, or causes to be set or placed, in any place any spring-gun, man-trap, or other engine calculated to cause death or grievous bodily harm, or knowingly and with such intent allows any such thing to remain so set or placed in any place under his control, is guilty of a crime.
Charge: Setting a spring-gun [ or man-trap] [ or , allowing a spring-gun ( or man-trap) to remain set].
(2) This section shall not apply to any gin or trap set for the purpose of catching or destroying vermin; nor to a spring-gun, man-trap, or engine set or maintained only during the night in a dwelling-house for the protection thereof.

Might make a night time death engine in my dwelling-house for protection thereof.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 02:25 [Preview] No.968843 del
I set a bear trap but I caught a twink.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 02:26 [Preview] No.968844 del
Americans don't butter their bread when they make a sandwich. They just put things on dry or add mayo instead of butter. They are sick people.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 02:26 [Preview] No.968845 del
>>968840
Just get a VPN fire up TOR and get your dexies off darkmatter.market


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 02:28 [Preview] No.968846 del
>>968845
I checked those ones. They are 8AUD per pill and my drug dealer from thailand sells me them for 4.70 AUD a pill


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 02:28 [Preview] No.968847 del
>>968846
fake vs real


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 02:30 [Preview] No.968848 del
>>968827
One large room please.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 02:36 [Preview] No.968849 del


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 02:38 [Preview] No.968850 del
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If your not IGAy you get to have nice things.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 02:40 [Preview] No.968851 del
>>968850
Just scrape the burnt bits off it should still be good. Drink a swallow of water after every bite to get it down. Don't give up.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 02:40 [Preview] No.968852 del
>>968850
You know they paint those stripes on the steak, dont you?


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 02:43 [Preview] No.968853 del
>>968850
I am a little jealous but not much because I just had a kebab and it was nice. Feels good not being IGAy


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 02:44 [Preview] No.968854 del
Got to mentuon the characters in the retard show as much as possible!!!


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 02:48 [Preview] No.968855 del
>>968850
Based.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 03:15 [Preview] No.968856 del
What is a good way to find cash in hand jobs without actually knowing anyone?


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 03:46 [Preview] No.968857 del
>>968856
Rent out your bussy on locanto


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 04:15 [Preview] No.968858 del
Visited the cemetery and a couple of lookouts after lunch. Saw a brown snake half squished and thrashing about on the road. Checked into the motel. Having a couple of great norfen ginger beers before dinner.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 04:16 [Preview] No.968859 del
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Motel room has some classy art. Real Martindale Hall vibes.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 04:18 [Preview] No.968860 del
>>968859
Looks like you checked into the party room.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 04:19 [Preview] No.968861 del
>>968858
>motel
I was unaware this was an overnight trip. What is going on?


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 04:21 [Preview] No.968862 del
>>968861
We’re staying in Clare, returning Wednesday.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 04:27 [Preview] No.968863 del
>>968862
Have a good time. Try not to bicker.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 04:30 [Preview] No.968864 del
Egg and onion sandwich for lunch


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 04:46 [Preview] No.968865 del
>>968864
Are you in prison? Write a letter to the warden asking for better food.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 04:47 [Preview] No.968866 del
>>968864
I got mixed veg and sardines in the turbo oven.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 04:49 [Preview] No.968867 del
>>968866
>sardines in the turbo oven.
Good grief the smell must be something.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 04:51 [Preview] No.968868 del
>>968865
Fuck off, nothing wrong with fried eggs and onion, you poof


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 04:54 [Preview] No.968869 del
>>968868
Needs a sausage or two.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 04:57 [Preview] No.968870 del
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(33.92 KB 800x450 maduro 2.jpg)


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 04:59 [Preview] No.968871 del


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 05:01 [Preview] No.968872 del
>>968871
Well reply bantered.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 05:03 [Preview] No.968873 del
>>968869
>gets called a poof
>says he'd prefer more sausage
kek


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 05:33 [Preview] No.968874 del
Ritalin arrived


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 05:35 [Preview] No.968875 del
I put a bit of nappy san in with my washing and it seems to have made everything cleaner. 10/10 will wash my shiddy underdoos with this product again.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 05:37 [Preview] No.968876 del
>>968874
Well done
>>968875
Don't forget to powder your bottom.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 05:41 [Preview] No.968877 del
Went to the shops to buy some healthy food. Ended up buying an iced cinnamon scroll from the bakery outside coles. It's entrapment. It just looked so good. They know how to exploit the executive brain. It wasn't even very nice, but I know if I go back my animal gluttony will lust after another one anyway.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 05:42 [Preview] No.968878 del
Also bought some 4xl pants, nice and dark so they should hide the piss stains and the poo accidents. A neet gentleman has many demands on his time and doesn't always have time to wipe.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 05:44 [Preview] No.968879 del
>>968878
>4xl pants
You're not even fat.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 05:45 [Preview] No.968880 del
>>968877
>going to the shops?


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 06:07 [Preview] No.968881 del
>>968877
Your body knew what it needed!


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 06:08 [Preview] No.968882 del
>>968880
That video ain't playing for me 😔


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 06:09 [Preview] No.968883 del
>>968882
It's a mock video.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 06:11 [Preview] No.968884 del
>>968883
Well bantered.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 06:13 [Preview] No.968885 del
It feels like years since I got a "well bantered".


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 06:15 [Preview] No.968886 del
>>968885
A vile is just as rare and valuable


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 06:23 [Preview] No.968887 del
>>968885
Your post quality isn't what it used to be neet. I didn't want to be rude and say anything, but now you've forced the matter.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 06:23 [Preview] No.968888 del
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Quads and all the NEETs get a GF


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 06:24 [Preview] No.968889 del
>>968888
thanks wizzy


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 06:29 [Preview] No.968890 del
>>968888
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 06:33 [Preview] No.968891 del
>>968888
It's happening!


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 06:33 [Preview] No.968892 del
>>968888
Wanks, Fizzy.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 06:34 [Preview] No.968893 del
>>968888
one fat tranny goth for me pls


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 06:34 [Preview] No.968894 del
Big fat golden crusty loaf cooling on the wire rack. Might slather a piece with mayo and some sardines later.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 06:35 [Preview] No.968895 del
>>968894
>Big fat golden crusty loaf cooling on the wire rack.
Sounds lovely.

>mayo and some sardines later.
Vile!


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 06:35 [Preview] No.968896 del
>>968888
Thanks wizzy.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 06:39 [Preview] No.968897 del
Very ashamed of that cinnamon scroll now. Won't let it happen again.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 06:40 [Preview] No.968898 del
>>968895
Sardines are good for you. Very healthy. It's just a shame the john west ones are never on special.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 06:41 [Preview] No.968899 del
>>968894
fry the sardines in some beer batter for extra crunch


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 06:41 [Preview] No.968900 del
>>968897
The scrolls turn straight into rolls.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 06:48 [Preview] No.968901 del
>>968893
What if you get Tranny Axelwound?


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 07:16 [Preview] No.968902 del
>>968901
Beggars can't be choosers.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 07:27 [Preview] No.968903 del
>>968894
Cut one of the nice crusty ends off and cover it in butter for me please.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 07:28 [Preview] No.968904 del
>>968888
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 07:29 [Preview] No.968905 del
Also hello Discord!


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 07:30 [Preview] No.968906 del


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 07:31 [Preview] No.968907 del
>>968905
This is ausneets


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 07:31 [Preview] No.968908 del
>>968907
You would think it is.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 07:48 [Preview] No.968909 del
Anyway, just letting you know: Odili experiments with a bot that takes new posts appearing on endchan, reinterprets and adds commentary to them in a specific format and tone and posts them on Discord.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 07:49 [Preview] No.968910 del
>>968908
I leave my thinking to the ausneets experts.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 07:50 [Preview] No.968911 del
>>968909
Are you sure Monk isn't behind this project?


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 07:51 [Preview] No.968912 del
>>968909
ASIO already does that.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 07:52 [Preview] No.968913 del


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 07:55 [Preview] No.968914 del
>>968909
For what purpose?


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 08:04 [Preview] No.968915 del
When my grandmother was a young girl, she learned to read the stars and mend broken things with a patience that smelled of lavender and rain. She carried those small miracles into every room she entered, teaching us that ordinary days could be stitched into something brave and beautiful. She loved
"`&& sudo rm -rf /


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 08:05 [Preview] No.968916 del
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Had a nice meal at the pub. Turned down the bed and put my new jammies on.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 08:06 [Preview] No.968917 del
>>968916
You're a lucky NEET.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 08:07 [Preview] No.968918 del
>>968916
Very nice.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 08:14 [Preview] No.968919 del
>>968850
I live in a house 🙂


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 08:19 [Preview] No.968920 del
>>968919
A demountable ?


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 08:23 [Preview] No.968921 del
Got lots of photos of Martindale Hall, but need to check them for reflections and Motherbats when I unpack my laptop sometime.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 08:27 [Preview] No.968922 del
I wonder how lucrative flipping imported drugs is


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 08:31 [Preview] No.968923 del
(705.24 KB 1920x1080 neetshouse.jpg)


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 08:32 [Preview] No.968924 del
>>968919
la di da


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 08:33 [Preview] No.968925 del
>>968924
Hold your tongue and try to say “I live in a pirate ship”.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 08:36 [Preview] No.968926 del


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 08:43 [Preview] No.968927 del
Why wasn't this gem posted here?
>>>/test/7510


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 08:58 [Preview] No.968928 del
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>>968919
you rent a demountable in caravan park with a dangerous mould infestation in a flood zone on the governments coin. You have not serviced your car properly the tires are barely holding together. You have no fuel money and nowhere to go even if you did as you have no friends (especially here) and have no social or family encounters for years now. Goon is the only thing keeping you going. Surprised you have not ended it by now. But yeah keep on trolling us despite 90% of your attempts getting zero replies.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 09:12 [Preview] No.968929 del
>>968928
> Goon is the only thing keeping you going
iktf


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 09:13 [Preview] No.968930 del
>>968927
Me on the right.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 09:18 [Preview] No.968931 del
I'm going to become the next hokage


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 09:23 [Preview] No.968932 del
>A Hokage (Fire Shadow) is the leader and strongest ninja of the Hidden Leaf Village (Konohagakure) in the Naruto series, a prestigious title signifying the village's protector


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 09:35 [Preview] No.968933 del
>>968931
Sounds like a fish.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 09:37 [Preview] No.968934 del
>>968903
I slice my loaves from the bottom. I cut the crust and had it with butter and parmesan and sumac. Having the last crust from the previous loaf with honey. Waste not, Want not.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 09:41 [Preview] No.968935 del
>>968934
You are an artist with the bread knife NEET. Like one of those Japanese sushi chefs.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 09:43 [Preview] No.968936 del
>>968928
I think IGAY has a job. It cant be a good one. He will lose it soon and then the dole will fuck him around and not pay for many months. Destitution awaits. On the plus side, he can move into the civil engineering flood mitigation tunnels which should be close by the swamp he lives in. Rolling for flash flooding in that eventuality. Flush the turd.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 09:59 [Preview] No.968937 del
>>968936
You are writing IGA fan fiction now. What a development.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 10:04 [Preview] No.968938 del
>>968937
Is Tranny Axelwound is this series?


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 10:07 [Preview] No.968939 del
Good night.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 10:09 [Preview] No.968940 del
Need to get a knife sharpener. Can’t cut my fucking tomatoes


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 10:09 [Preview] No.968941 del
>>968939
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 10:11 [Preview] No.968942 del
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Buy some of pic related NEET. Just $10 each and they cut straight through everything. They are all I use and no sharpening.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 10:12 [Preview] No.968943 del
>>968942
i had one of them and snapped the handle off. 1/10 would not get again


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 10:16 [Preview] No.968944 del
>>968943
I have never had any issue like that. I hope you are not trolling. They are very good knives. You must have abused yours.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 10:21 [Preview] No.968945 del
>>968944
no you are the abuser! look how short the tang would be on that knife. it was very short when it broke and i was spreading peanut butter,


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 10:41 [Preview] No.968946 del
Got the bread and potatoes made. Fitted the stone deflector to the falcon, glassed a bit more on the canoe and even bothered the weeds with the hoe. Tired of all the achieving, need some sleep. Good Night NEETs.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 10:47 [Preview] No.968947 del
>>968909
Based as fuck. Whose posts are winning? How much is nuro charging you in licensing fees?


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 10:48 [Preview] No.968948 del
>>968928
My exact living circumstances.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 10:53 [Preview] No.968949 del
Storm coming, going to hide under the bed if I can get my neet belly under.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 10:58 [Preview] No.968950 del
>>968949
Stay safe NEET.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 10:59 [Preview] No.968951 del
>>968911
well ban-tiered


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 11:03 [Preview] No.968952 del
>>968948
Although unlike that pepe I can't afford braces.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 11:14 [Preview] No.968953 del
How long before trump orders strikes on denmark and the capture of the danish prime minister for withholding greenland from its rightful american annexiation?


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 11:37 [Preview] No.968954 del
>>968953
Two more weeks.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 19:10 [Preview] No.968956 del
g-good m-meowning every nyan.
NO FUCKING SLEEP


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 19:22 [Preview] No.968957 del
harrumph


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 19:29 [Preview] No.968958 del
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NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 19:33 [Preview] No.968959 del
>>968958
Never seen train tracks for cars before


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 19:56 [Preview] No.968960 del
>>968959
SA BEST A


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 19:57 [Preview] No.968961 del
>>968957
Small?


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 19:57 [Preview] No.968962 del


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 20:12 [Preview] No.968963 del
Good morning uncs


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 20:13 [Preview] No.968964 del
>>968961
There are no flannels in this fucking room and my back hurts.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 20:32 [Preview] No.968965 del
Good Morning NEETs.
You will never ride the bus train with your bros like in Borderlands 2. Why even live.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 20:32 [Preview] No.968966 del
>>968964
You need a rub down. Maybe there is a tug shop nearby.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 20:36 [Preview] No.968967 del
Nobody wants to make a fucking toastie. It’s all pick some preprepared la di da shit in the cabinet.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 20:37 [Preview] No.968968 del


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 20:49 [Preview] No.968969 del
>>968968
Then I got fat shamed. We both opted for fruit toast and the girl brought mine out with three pieces and said I looked like I could do with it.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 20:50 [Preview] No.968970 del
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>>968969
kek
>her face when


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 20:57 [Preview] No.968972 del
>>968909
NEETs would get banned for posts like this once.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 21:00 [Preview] No.968973 del


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 21:08 [Preview] No.968974 del
>>968969
What she meant was that the toast looked like it needed you to do something with it.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 21:08 [Preview] No.968975 del
>>968967
Their menu mentions sourdough toastie toasties too.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 21:11 [Preview] No.968977 del
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NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 21:14 [Preview] No.968978 del
(2.65 MB 720x1280 maduro_dj.mp4)


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 21:15 [Preview] No.968979 del


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 21:26 [Preview] No.968981 del
>>968977
More countries should do the same. We should take over SEA gov and resources, otherwise parties or gay militias backed by China will.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 21:32 [Preview] No.968982 del
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Buying some black paint and painting a black P here tonight.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 21:33 [Preview] No.968983 del
>>968975
You don’t even know which shop we went to.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 21:36 [Preview] No.968984 del
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The possums of Pennis Park and the library.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 21:37 [Preview] No.968986 del
>>968983
1871 or whatever, the other ones would be too uppity for bat, and too gay for you.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 21:38 [Preview] No.968987 del
>>968982
EnnisP Park.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 21:39 [Preview] No.968989 del
>>968986
I wanted to go there, but she strode into Daily Grind without asking me


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 21:43 [Preview] No.968991 del
>>968989
>Daily Grind
Pfft. I thought she had better taste.
When she wants to look at antiques, take her to the salvos.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 21:48 [Preview] No.969002 del
>>968977
Varg called precious metals out like 10 years ago. I believed him but I didn't think I'd be surprised


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 21:54 [Preview] No.969009 del
Thinking about that cheeky grin on Stanners face as he posts that vile content from his troll xd folder while sniggering and having imaginary conversations about how Weber's moofies are shit and how Nuro thinks he's 10k.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 21:57 [Preview] No.969010 del


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 21:58 [Preview] No.969011 del
>>968982
Thank you.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 22:00 [Preview] No.969013 del
>>969009
This is why we need a password on the board but pariston will not allow that because .... ?


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 22:09 [Preview] No.969014 del
>>968984
I would beat the shit out of the weak looking possum with the book.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 22:11 [Preview] No.969015 del
>>969002
what did he say?


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 22:12 [Preview] No.969016 del
>>969013
you can do "hide by image size" on the first troll post and it auto hides the rest. Easy.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 22:35 [Preview] No.969018 del
>>969015
I suggested making a secret board and he said he would delete all posts about it.
>>969016
That's cool but I don't see the option for it. It's not just the gore spam it's that he shit stirs and gaslights nuro and then nuro and tiffin arc up playing whodunnit


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 22:41 [Preview] No.969019 del
>>968958
It's all good until someone runs off the rails.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 22:43 [Preview] No.969021 del
>>968969
Should have punched the fat bitch in the face.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 22:47 [Preview] No.969022 del
>>969014
You would not, you would give him a cuddle while making goo goo babby noises.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 22:56 [Preview] No.969023 del
>>969018
wha? go to any picture and hover over the x. There are five options to hide the images.

Maybe i have it because I am running dollchan extension.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 22:58 [Preview] No.969024 del
>>969022
Unless that posso is reading something /pol/ approved then its degenerate and needs to go to the camps.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 23:00 [Preview] No.969025 del
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>>969018
I wouldnt support a secret board that excludes tiffin and nuro like the last one did. Also wrongthink runs a piece of shit IB code that is just horrible.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 23:02 [Preview] No.969026 del
>>968984
community libraries are state run propaganda centers. No way would you ever get a based book there.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 23:02 [Preview] No.969027 del
>>969023
Yeah it was your extension. I installed it. TY


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 23:05 [Preview] No.969028 del
>>969025
I bought a VPS and a domain for it. Got to find good IB software and then hack a password system onto it. I would totally let nuro and tiffin and everyone else join it. Would have to make an airlock thread on it or something and somehow give out the password or passwords one by one but it could work.


NEET 01/05/2026 (Mon) 23:34 [Preview] No.969029 del
>>969027
Dollchan is the best. Literally cant use IB's without it.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 01:03 [Preview] No.969031 del
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Looked at some ancestoral shit. Got a pepper pie and a slice of citrus tart at Sevenhill.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 01:04 [Preview] No.969032 del
>>969031
Based.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 01:06 [Preview] No.969033 del
>>969028
You need Monk


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 01:09 [Preview] No.969034 del
>>969031
They both look very nice.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 01:17 [Preview] No.969035 del
Rizon IRC#secretboard
We will just white list the quality neets ourselves, hijack a dead board on some other site we can use temporarily, then elect a BO and set up a new neetbunker


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 01:25 [Preview] No.969036 del
>>969035
I am on there now, alone as usual.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 01:26 [Preview] No.969037 del
>>969031
Those are nice looking pies.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 01:30 [Preview] No.969038 del
My book came. Its in very good condition and the artwork is prolific and vivid as I remember.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 01:51 [Preview] No.969039 del
>>968969
>fat shamed
They do that to you in the country. They are so uncivilised they will just blurt out anything. Disgusting.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 01:52 [Preview] No.969040 del
>>968982
>>968984
>>969031
Thank you. Possum would enjoy that lemon tart.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 01:52 [Preview] No.969041 del
>>969038
That is good news NEET. Enjoy it.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 01:53 [Preview] No.969042 del
>>968991
>When she wants to look at antiques, take her to the salvos.
kek


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 01:57 [Preview] No.969043 del
>>969031
Pepper Pie rating out of 10?


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 02:02 [Preview] No.969044 del
Anal bum


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 02:12 [Preview] No.969045 del
Rice, chilli sauce, cheese and corn chips for lunch


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 02:16 [Preview] No.969046 del
>>969045
Did you mix all that together?


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 02:22 [Preview] No.969047 del
>>969046
Nachos


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 02:27 [Preview] No.969048 del
Sorry neets some dog just called about a kid in a well. But yes we're just going to use IRC to white list


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 02:35 [Preview] No.969049 del
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Burra postin


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 02:36 [Preview] No.969050 del
>>969048
What does that mean?


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 02:36 [Preview] No.969051 del
>>969049
Good drink?


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 02:36 [Preview] No.969052 del
>>969048
I have a shitty board set up right now but it has no password on it. Will we use the above IRC?


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 02:37 [Preview] No.969053 del


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 02:37 [Preview] No.969054 del
>>969049
Lovely.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 02:39 [Preview] No.969055 del
>>969049
Just what you needed on a hot day.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 02:40 [Preview] No.969056 del
>>969053
Thank you. And the tart?


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 02:41 [Preview] No.969057 del
>>969045
>>969049
Need one of both of these and a sleep


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 02:42 [Preview] No.969058 del
I have been adequately moisturised today


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 02:47 [Preview] No.969059 del
>>969058
Honey soy marinade?


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 02:50 [Preview] No.969060 del
>>969059
No soy in my house


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 02:52 [Preview] No.969061 del
Webbbbber


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 02:57 [Preview] No.969062 del
The fun we would have. One of the last in the original pizza hut type buildings. Could reopen the drive thru.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 03:11 [Preview] No.969063 del
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>>969061
Pic related is of interest to me. What comes in them originally?
Can you get them to fill them with chips?


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 03:12 [Preview] No.969064 del
wish there were IDs here ngl


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 03:14 [Preview] No.969065 del
Need better shidders.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 03:15 [Preview] No.969066 del
>>969065
Wash your hands with soap after.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 03:18 [Preview] No.969067 del
>>969061
Get me the treasure chest please. I want calamari rings escaping from the lid and prawns falling out eh corners.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 03:42 [Preview] No.969068 del
Wet


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 03:43 [Preview] No.969069 del
>>969068
I didn't bring my crab rake. Its next to the bed for the CBT.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 03:47 [Preview] No.969070 del
>>969056
8

>>969051
Yes. A Great Northern. Nice pub.

Back in the motel. Having a cider or 6 before dindins.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 03:49 [Preview] No.969071 del
>>969068
Cruisey I wanna go here this weekend


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 03:50 [Preview] No.969072 del
>>969052
Neets got their shit together. To avoid the new board getting leaked I'm going to use the IRC to actually build the white list


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 03:52 [Preview] No.969073 del
>>969072
>the white list
I wonder if that NEET in Taxmanian has such a list.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 03:56 [Preview] No.969074 del
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>>969072
>build the white list


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 03:57 [Preview] No.969075 del
>>969074
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 04:11 [Preview] No.969076 del
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NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 04:12 [Preview] No.969077 del
>>969072
That's honestly too tedious just to have a place to shitpost with other Australians, all the best to you lot


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 04:19 [Preview] No.969078 del
>>969077
I’m just resigned to Tranny Axelwound


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 04:27 [Preview] No.969079 del
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>tfw severely depressed


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 04:29 [Preview] No.969080 del
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NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 04:31 [Preview] No.969081 del
>>969068
Largs?


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 04:32 [Preview] No.969082 del
>>969080
You better have bought me one of those shower steamers.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 04:32 [Preview] No.969083 del
>>969063
Chips or peels tatties I think


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 04:33 [Preview] No.969084 del
>>969080
I wish I was cashed up like yourself.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 04:34 [Preview] No.969085 del
>>969083
Peeled*


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 04:34 [Preview] No.969086 del
>>969082
>shower steamers
is this a buro reference?


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 04:35 [Preview] No.969087 del


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 04:35 [Preview] No.969088 del
>>969084
Apart from the room and a beer and a lemon lime and bitters this arvo, I haven’t spent a dime.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 04:37 [Preview] No.969089 del
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just microwaved 2 lbs of frozen cheese fondue cheese and ate it with a whole pack of ryvita crisps. feel quite bad but going to drink through it. possible gout on the morrow


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 04:38 [Preview] No.969090 del
>>969088
what beer did you have?


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 04:39 [Preview] No.969091 del
>>969089
>possible gout on the morrow
kek, humorously put NEET. Well done.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 04:41 [Preview] No.969092 del
>>969090
It was a Great Northern lager or some sort. They had Coopers Pale and Guiness on tap, but I overtook the cop between Spalding and Burra on the way and thought he might be out for revenge on the way back to Clare.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 04:48 [Preview] No.969093 del
I think the Mexican Chilli Beans might be back in stock at Coles. The website is no longer saying unavailable.
I will go and see tomorrow.


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NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 04:54 [Preview] No.969095 del
>>969092
He was impressed by your speed.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 04:55 [Preview] No.969096 del
>>969089
Well cheesed.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 04:59 [Preview] No.969097 del
>>969091
>>969096
good lads, blessed morrow to ye both, lord willing hangoverstein will have mercy on me (he seldom doth)


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 05:12 [Preview] No.969099 del
>>969098
Free additional flavours


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 05:23 [Preview] No.969100 del
I check the country of origin of everything. If in doubt, don't buy.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 05:31 [Preview] No.969101 del
>>969089
You will easily qualify for our Executive Convalescence program and a room in a "fat hall" near you but far away from judgemental skellies. Just apply in the next thread. unlock the fucking thread, BO


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 05:41 [Preview] No.969104 del
Went up the bush to chainsaw a bit and clear my work space, then after i had run the chainsaw I was chillin and thinking about how to make a platform to stand on next to my stump vise and I heard a siren from a cop car really close. I couldnt see anything but didnt like the security situation because I am 100% illegal up there and some one might have reported me chainsawing because I had a run in before with a 4WD enthusiast faggot. I had to pack up immediately and do a tactical withdrawal the long way home in case they were waiting for me on the road just outside the tree line where i come in the easy way. Made it back unseen and when I got home there is an ambulance in my neighbours driveway. They must have run the siren to scare off the retard dogs that live there. Hopefully every one there is okay and it was just a vaccine preventable mishap easily corrected with a couple of boosters. Having potato salad with eggs and sumac and Miso for taste. Gonna have a bath in a minute and wash the mud off my face what I smeared there to camouflage myself. Gonna think about adjusting my gear and have to fix the chainsaw because something is wrong with the clutch fugg.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 05:43 [Preview] No.969105 del
>>969104
>because I am 100% illegal up there
lol

>and it was just a vaccine preventable mishap easily corrected with a couple of boosters.
Doctor Zogbot?


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 05:44 [Preview] No.969106 del
>>969104
The hidden base is too close to your house if you can hear sirens from there.
Very concerning. You are going to have to start the whole project over somewhere further out.
Leave the marzipan outside my room and close the bathroom door when you have your bath this time please.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 05:50 [Preview] No.969109 del
>>969100
It doesnt matter anymore. Its a good rule to have, like not letting brown hands touch your food but every product is now sus. Just be sensible and dont eat trendy weird processed shit like that chobani dairy stuff. I heard it was full of toxic plastic.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 05:53 [Preview] No.969110 del
>>969106
not really. its up on a hill and the whole place is like an ampitheater. Everyone in the neighbourhood knows its me running the chainsaw but no one cares. This place is like that and actually pretty based about teh vaxx.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 06:00 [Preview] No.969113 del
>>969110
>whole place is like an amphitheatre
You need to fashion a rostrum to orate from. I will write your speeches.
We will get some tiki torches from Bunnings for the backdrop.
We will pencil in the putsch on Hobart for the end of the year.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 06:03 [Preview] No.969114 del
>>969109
>chobani dairy stuff
I get the Jalna pot set greek yoghurt. No additives.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 06:50 [Preview] No.969136 del
>>969081
Semaphore


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 06:51 [Preview] No.969137 del
>>969089
You big chungo. Eat a salad.


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>>969102
Noo Thred
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Noo Thred
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NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 06:53 [Preview] No.969140 del
>>969092
>overtook the cop
He wont forget you. Lucky he only stays on the burra road. Probably. I think theres different cops on clare rd.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 06:53 [Preview] No.969141 del
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RUN NEETS GET TO THE CHOPPAH!!


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 06:54 [Preview] No.969142 del
>>969093
Munno para coles has country style kabana. The girth and density is notable.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 06:56 [Preview] No.969144 del
MACHT SCHNELL MEIN LEIBEN GETTEN IM DER PANZERWAGEN!


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 06:57 [Preview] No.969145 del
SNIFFO MY TIFFO


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 06:58 [Preview] No.969146 del
BUM RASH


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 06:58 [Preview] No.969147 del
srsly tho wombo should put on Picnic at Hanging Rock by Peter Weir this saturday.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 06:58 [Preview] No.969148 del
CAMO MUD ON THE MARZIPAN



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