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NEET General #949 - Executive Internment Edition NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 05:38 [Preview] No. 969102
Pack your bags Executive NEETs, the Maxi-Taxi will arrive soon to whisk you away to a beautiful mansion far away from the winds of shame. Waddle about the manicured gardens safe behind four foot thick walls where no skelly or normie will pass judgement on you again. Five course meals three times a day! Your own personal staff of professionals to bring out your best! Executives are valued in this society.

Old Thread: >>967954


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 05:40 [Preview] No.969103 del
How?


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 05:46 [Preview] No.969107 del
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CINNAMON SCROLLS
BEST SCROLLS


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 05:47 [Preview] No.969108 del
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Seriously thinking of replacing my desktop wallpaper with this painting


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 05:55 [Preview] No.969111 del
>>969108
Might be okay if your monitor is in portrait mode.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 05:57 [Preview] No.969112 del
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NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 06:19 [Preview] No.969120 del
>>969112
Cashed up neet


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 06:42 [Preview] No.969135 del
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I’m so fucking lonely bros


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 06:52 [Preview] No.969138 del
>>969135
Those knives are dangerous and could fail on you at any moment. Be careful NEET.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 06:55 [Preview] No.969143 del
Old Farty Thread >>967954

Old Farty Thread >>967954

Old Farty Thread >>967954

Old Farty Thread >>967954
Poo, smelly, get out of here!


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 06:59 [Preview] No.969149 del
>>969135
>snot block


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 07:01 [Preview] No.969150 del
>>969149
Have you been watching Marty? #meatpieapreciationgroup


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 07:02 [Preview] No.969151 del
>>969142
I tried one once. Taste was not up to snuff once the novelty of its resemblance to an uncircumcised brown penis wore off.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 07:02 [Preview] No.969152 del
>>969102
>Old
That wasn't there before.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 07:03 [Preview] No.969153 del
>>969108
That stick would hit his calves and heels while walking if he held it like that.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 07:05 [Preview] No.969154 del
>>969135
Is that you FIFO?
We are here for you. Love you mate.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 07:05 [Preview] No.969155 del
>>969135
Lovely.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 07:05 [Preview] No.969156 del
>>969138
They're good knives. You were trolling. I knew it.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 07:06 [Preview] No.969157 del
>>969151
They were never better than this. Minced pig in a sleeve. You remember things better than they were. The kabana is up to standard.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 07:06 [Preview] No.969158 del
>>969149
>>969150
Crude slang. I don't approve. Oh no, I don't approve at all.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 07:06 [Preview] No.969159 del
Having a Chobani Yogurt with Mango on the bottom


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 07:07 [Preview] No.969160 del
>>969154
Love him more if he dipped his toe in the milkshake.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 07:07 [Preview] No.969161 del
>>969152
It is a ship of Theseus type situation.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 07:07 [Preview] No.969162 del
He'd do it too, if he really loved us.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 07:08 [Preview] No.969163 del
>>969156
The handles look flimsy.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 07:09 [Preview] No.969164 del
>>969157
My palate detects flavour notes that yours isn't even aware of.

Give Butch's red wine and Garlic salami a try if you see it.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 07:09 [Preview] No.969165 del
>>969158
I am not a fan of the term, but some NEET posts about it to him in the comments


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 07:09 [Preview] No.969166 del
>>969159
>Mango on the bottom
Should soothe the bum rash.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 07:10 [Preview] No.969167 del
>>969163
Appearances can be deceiving.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 07:12 [Preview] No.969168 del
>>969165
I would ban them.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 07:13 [Preview] No.969169 del
>>969159
cashed up neet


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 07:16 [Preview] No.969170 del
I want to watch this on saturday. Its got that martindale hall that all the neets like in it. Some of the scenes used vasilene around the lens to create a dreamy aspect, which is quite clever in the days before AI CGI.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 07:19 [Preview] No.969171 del
>>969170
it scares me neet, something very unsettling about that film.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 07:33 [Preview] No.969173 del
clutch spring on the chainsaw is fucked but I can get a new one off ebay for ten dollars. Have to wait until it comes tho. sad. gonna get into the fukn lawn now, I really gotta get a petrol brush cutter.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 07:34 [Preview] No.969174 del
>>969173
Order two of them to future proof if they stop making them.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 07:34 [Preview] No.969175 del
>>969166
πŸ™


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 07:59 [Preview] No.969176 del
>>969171
Cruisey should hold your hand and my hand during it.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 08:04 [Preview] No.969177 del
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NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 08:12 [Preview] No.969178 del
>>969177
I did not know they did roads with metal surfaces back then.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 08:15 [Preview] No.969179 del
>>969178
I think it’s just crushed quartz or the like


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 08:28 [Preview] No.969181 del
44 in Lizbef tomorrow 😿


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 08:29 [Preview] No.969182 del
>>969181
Sleep tight.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 08:30 [Preview] No.969183 del
>>969181
Happy birthday.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 08:32 [Preview] No.969184 del
>>969181
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NEET!


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 08:33 [Preview] No.969185 del
>>969181
webby is 46 this year bro


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 08:34 [Preview] No.969186 del
>>969181
I don't know what this means, but happy birthday I guess.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 08:35 [Preview] No.969187 del
>>969186
he was referring to the forecast temperature
neets love being smart arses


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 08:40 [Preview] No.969189 del
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Quite warm.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 08:45 [Preview] No.969190 del
>>969177
Would have been an interesting place to stay at in the beginng.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 08:46 [Preview] No.969191 del
>>969189
do you have AC in the house?


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 08:54 [Preview] No.969192 del
>>969182
He will stew in his own juices.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 09:00 [Preview] No.969193 del
Fucking hell just woke up and feel gaped. Feel like I blacked out something important or something bad


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 09:01 [Preview] No.969194 del
>>969192
Seepage juices


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 09:02 [Preview] No.969195 del
>>969193
Morning.
>and feel gaped
there is no shame


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 09:03 [Preview] No.969196 del
>>969195
The stigma is gone. Just pack a couple of folded chux and go about your day.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 09:05 [Preview] No.969197 del
>>969195
The is no stigma anymore.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 09:06 [Preview] No.969198 del
>>969174
had a chip at the chest high grass in the back bit with the electric strimmer but it was struggling so i got out the flymo and used it like a hedge trimmer by lifting and throwing it down on the weeds but before you tell me im being rough on my toys i gotta say its built tough for australian conditions and its also light and just works like that unlike the strimmer which just kept smoking and snapping the thin cord so now I'm stuffed and gonna have a bath


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 09:19 [Preview] No.969199 del
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NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 09:20 [Preview] No.969200 del
>>969102
My exact thread edition.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 09:23 [Preview] No.969201 del
No more incidents with the menacing old boomer. I have been laying low, keeping quiet.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 09:28 [Preview] No.969202 del
>>969201
All you had to do was stop banging that door.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 09:31 [Preview] No.969203 del
>>969202
How the fuck was I supposed to know how a door works? Do you think I've ever used one?


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 09:32 [Preview] No.969204 del
>>969201
I'll be a grumpy old cunt like him one day. I already hate noise I just don't like being confrontational about it but I'm losing my fucks to give over it. I'd rather tell them to STFU


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 09:36 [Preview] No.969205 del
>>969203
No and no?


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 09:37 [Preview] No.969206 del
>>969199
Is a basin, toilet cistern or a bath?

AI trained in India.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 09:37 [Preview] No.969207 del
>>969205
means yes


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 09:39 [Preview] No.969208 del
>>969207
means anal


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 09:41 [Preview] No.969209 del
Good night.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 09:47 [Preview] No.969210 del
>>969209
Good night Pidge. xx
She is wearing a wedding dress to symbolise that she is married to her pidges.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 09:48 [Preview] No.969211 del
I used to live next door to a door slammer. The walls would shake evry time he went in or out.
It was extremely vexing, but I never confronted him. He looked like the stabbing type. They can't take any criticism at all. Some of them can't even take being looked at.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 09:49 [Preview] No.969212 del
>>969204
The neets need to band together and form a compound, so the wussier neets like me can be protected by the surlier neets.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 09:53 [Preview] No.969214 del
>>969211
I had to do that because the door frame was warped by the leaky roof. I heard the lando fixed it after I moved out.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 09:56 [Preview] No.969215 del
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Going all in on gluttony.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 09:57 [Preview] No.969216 del
>>969212
I will protect you but I cant protect your Bussy.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 10:00 [Preview] No.969217 del
>>969216
His bussy is untouchable.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 10:02 [Preview] No.969218 del
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Cruisey on the bottom left.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 10:08 [Preview] No.969219 del
>>969218
Is Shkreli still in prison? Thought he’d be out by now.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 10:09 [Preview] No.969220 del
>>969219
Some of them are ex-cons, not current ones.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 10:12 [Preview] No.969221 del
Would be awesome if they were all there together. They could have a celebrity gameshow version of prison break.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 10:32 [Preview] No.969222 del
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Going to bed. The ice cream for dinner was nice even tho it took me ten minutes to chip out enough to enjoy because it was froxen as hell. Good Night NEETs.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 10:34 [Preview] No.969223 del
>>969222
Good night NEET.
You should have run your ice cream spoon under hot water.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 10:34 [Preview] No.969224 del
That mouse probably died.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 10:35 [Preview] No.969225 del
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Having a tendie sesh


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 10:35 [Preview] No.969226 del
>>969222
> ice cream for dinner
Have it again for breakfast. Goodnight neet.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 10:36 [Preview] No.969227 del
>>969225
Good spread of sauces.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 10:53 [Preview] No.969228 del
>>969227
Please help yourself to a tender and some sauce , don’t worry I didn’t double dip


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 11:03 [Preview] No.969229 del
>>969228
I will not lie, they look like they have gone cold. No longer edible.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 11:28 [Preview] No.969230 del
>>969229
You are being snarky to my offer of good will?


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 12:13 [Preview] No.969231 del
>>969230
At my house those would have been scraped into the bin some time before that photograph was taken.

That is all I am going to say. Good will, forsooth.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 12:29 [Preview] No.969232 del
>>969231
but thats wasteful, they could be put in to microwave for a zap or reheated in the airfryer.
Tendies aren't cheap.
we cant all be on the DSP big bucks where we can throw out food nilly willy


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 12:30 [Preview] No.969233 del
>>969232
I take food safety very seriously. I don't reheat anything.
That is why I am not one of these toilet NEETs.


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>>969233
A little bit of diarrhea isn't the end of the world. Sometimes its nice to have a real good clear out or liquidation sale.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 13:16 [Preview] No.969235 del
>>969234
That is a good Pepe.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 15:36 [Preview] No.969236 del
Your a good pepe


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 17:05 [Preview] No.969237 del
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>>969180
Fuck "dr" Karl, cunt says margine is needed for best pastry. How bout I castrate you, ya knob faggot. Margine is paint thinner rebranded as a health food.
Any1 else drinking tonight? Or are all the neets asleep?


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 17:09 [Preview] No.969238 del
>>969237
I have woken up, but I am going back to sleep after some instant noodles.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 17:29 [Preview] No.969239 del
>>969238
plain instant or adding some spices?


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 17:37 [Preview] No.969240 del
>>969239
I add all the spices, and eggs. Having a high carb meal is essential in helping me get back to sleep.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 18:03 [Preview] No.969241 del
>>969237
You need that Tone Review class


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 18:55 [Preview] No.969242 del
>>969241
cooking reviews /ausneets/ edition??
Send me another of these "dr" Karl poofta recipes and ill rip it to shreds.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 19:34 [Preview] No.969243 del
harrumph


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 19:41 [Preview] No.969244 del
>>969243
Large?


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 20:04 [Preview] No.969245 del
>>969244
Haven’t pooed in 72 hours. Car is packed. Going to have breakfast and then clench all the way home.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 20:07 [Preview] No.969246 del
>>969245
That's catastrophic.
H O D L


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 20:38 [Preview] No.969247 del
Fruit toast at 1871


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 20:40 [Preview] No.969248 del


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 20:41 [Preview] No.969250 del
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They drew a cock in my coffee


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 20:42 [Preview] No.969251 del
Rise n shine, uncs


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 20:46 [Preview] No.969252 del
>>969245
Explosive poo imminent, I am looking forward to the Monk arc.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 20:47 [Preview] No.969253 del
>>969251
Better lie down and sleep, it's almost bedtime.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 20:53 [Preview] No.969255 del
>>969251
Peeping and Peering in my windows is illegal, NEET.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 21:05 [Preview] No.969256 del
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Good Morning NEETs.
Generous sleep in and a sunny morning.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 21:14 [Preview] No.969257 del
Did a few liquid blasts


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 21:27 [Preview] No.969259 del
GM neets. Got back to sleep. Well rested, bright and bushy tailed. Ready for a big day of nortiness.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 21:28 [Preview] No.969260 del
Good meowning neetbros 😹
>>969259
gm


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 21:51 [Preview] No.969262 del
>>969252
Could be the Silo Arc


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 21:51 [Preview] No.969263 del


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 21:51 [Preview] No.969264 del


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 21:52 [Preview] No.969265 del


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 22:18 [Preview] No.969267 del
Oof 31 degrees today. Might stay out of the sun.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 22:42 [Preview] No.969268 del
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Had a visitor this morning and what must be his new gf.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 22:45 [Preview] No.969269 del
>>969267
That's not even hot


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 23:05 [Preview] No.969271 del
Just got home. Clogging.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 23:19 [Preview] No.969273 del


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 23:24 [Preview] No.969274 del
>>969271
Clenched successfully?
Top speed?


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 23:35 [Preview] No.969275 del
>>969274
130 once or twice
big poo


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 00:27 [Preview] No.969277 del
I cut some roses and put them in a vase outside the back door so the heat can open them up. Plus the package delivery chud can see how cultured I am.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 00:29 [Preview] No.969278 del
>>969277
Very fancy NEET. You are the classier sort of NEET.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 00:33 [Preview] No.969279 del
I got the Mexican Chilli Beans. They were back in stock.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 00:34 [Preview] No.969280 del
>>969250
They are more blunt and honest in the country.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 00:36 [Preview] No.969281 del
>>969268
I had that haircut in 1998.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 00:42 [Preview] No.969282 del
>>969279
They are just red beans, NEET. You can buy them dried in packages for about $5 a kilo.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 00:48 [Preview] No.969283 del
>Mexican chilli beans
Whatever kind of beans those are, well beaned.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 00:50 [Preview] No.969284 del
on the crushed raspberry hard ciders


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 00:56 [Preview] No.969285 del
>>969284
Nice. Are those alcoholic?
On the Ritalin and feel very well.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 00:59 [Preview] No.969286 del
Kudos to whoever invented handles on cups. It would be really uncomfortable on your fingers when you are walking around with a cup of hot tea otherwise.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 00:59 [Preview] No.969287 del
>>969285
Yes, they are quite alcoholic at 2.4 standards per 375ml can.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 00:59 [Preview] No.969288 del
Ate half a chicken for lunch. Was only going to have a quarter, save the other quarter for dindins, but by the time I got home it had been in the hot car for so long I feared it was going off. Retarded executive logic. If I get sick I will have only myself to blame.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 01:01 [Preview] No.969289 del
>>969288
You'll be fine, and it was smart to eat half.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 01:02 [Preview] No.969290 del
>>969245
Rhynie shithouse is a nice stop


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 01:03 [Preview] No.969291 del
>>969289
He had two quarters, not a half of the half. Just get a smaller bird next time. A spatchcock or bantam.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 01:04 [Preview] No.969292 del
Going to have easy bake dinner rolls with butter for lonch.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 01:04 [Preview] No.969293 del
I went out and watered the pot plants.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 01:05 [Preview] No.969294 del
>>969293
Insane in this heat, NOOT.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 01:05 [Preview] No.969295 del
>>969288
Half a chicken isn't even too much.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 01:06 [Preview] No.969296 del
>>969290
>Rhynie shithouse
One of Monk's ex girlfriends.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 01:06 [Preview] No.969297 del
>>969250
Full cream?


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 01:07 [Preview] No.969298 del
>>969291
>A spatchcock or bantam.
My exact genitals type. The boys on the site call me Spatcho.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 01:07 [Preview] No.969299 del
Stoned and drinking.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 01:08 [Preview] No.969300 del
>>969294
We must preserve our pot plants through these difficult weather events. The pot plants are our future.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 01:08 [Preview] No.969301 del
>>969292
That's a good feed but I would not want to turn the oven on in this heat.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 01:09 [Preview] No.969302 del
>>969299
Cool zone?


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 01:09 [Preview] No.969303 del
>>969298
We only call you that because you punch above your weight with the workflow. We couldnt get anywhere without you, spatchcock.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 01:10 [Preview] No.969304 del
>>969267
It was that at 4am here. Its hot


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 01:10 [Preview] No.969305 del


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 01:10 [Preview] No.969306 del
>>969301
Air fryer for 5 mins. Not going to generate to much heat.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 01:11 [Preview] No.969307 del
>>969300
gonna let my seedlings dry out today to encourage them to put down roots.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 01:12 [Preview] No.969308 del
>>969268
Homosexual pidges. Only the males have the pointy cock on their heads.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 01:12 [Preview] No.969309 del
>>969307
Are you growing marajewana?


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 01:13 [Preview] No.969310 del
>>969271
Was Tarlee bakery open? I wanted a green curry pie.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 01:13 [Preview] No.969311 del
>>969307
>encourage them to put down roots.
You can't afford a family these days m8. Cost of Living and inflation.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 01:13 [Preview] No.969312 del
>>969308
There is no shame anymore.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 01:14 [Preview] No.969313 del
>>969308
>>969312
The stigma is gone.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 01:15 [Preview] No.969314 del
>>969310
>a green curry pie
One of these NEETs that hasn't had a solid shit since 2007.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 01:15 [Preview] No.969315 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zz-36qUOVMc [Embed]


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 01:16 [Preview] No.969316 del
I had some cherries. I could only afford to buy a handful. They were okay. A little bit on the sour side.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 01:16 [Preview] No.969318 del
>>969310
They were. I started ranting and swerving when I saw it.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 01:16 [Preview] No.969319 del
The supermarkets still want $14 a kilo for capsicums. Luxury items now.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 01:24 [Preview] No.969320 del
>>969319
Big Fella needs to open up an underground pepper smuggling network.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 01:25 [Preview] No.969321 del
>>969285
Good to hear.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 01:26 [Preview] No.969322 del
>>969319
Shiban is gloating over his paprika hoard.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 01:26 [Preview] No.969323 del
>>969320
With this quote
>Quality paprika is just so readily available it is evident to use it (and we often put into stuff that doesn't really need it).


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 01:27 [Preview] No.969324 del
>>969291
Or a pidgeon


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 02:19 [Preview] No.969331 del
>>969319
Capsicum is seasonal


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 02:25 [Preview] No.969332 del
>>969316
I got a handful. Had one before putting yhem in the fridge. Not very sweet.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 02:26 [Preview] No.969333 del
>>969318
These bumpkins work on their own schedule.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 02:27 [Preview] No.969334 del
>>969331
They're in season.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 02:56 [Preview] No.969336 del
Some number I dont know sent me the message :Would you mind chatting for a bit.

Sent back an okay, an hour later but they have ghosted me. Apart from spam and notifications I get no calls or texts. I'm going crazy trying to think who it is and what they want to talk about.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 02:57 [Preview] No.969337 del
>>969336
Very mysterious. Have you googled the number?


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 02:59 [Preview] No.969338 del
>>969337
You cant search phone numbers


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 03:05 [Preview] No.969339 del
>>969338
Don't tell anyone but here is a website to check them
https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=1300+655+506


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 03:12 [Preview] No.969340 del
>>969339
You're weird


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 03:35 [Preview] No.969341 del
>>969339
How did you hack my computer to type this?


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 03:36 [Preview] No.969342 del


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 03:37 [Preview] No.969343 del
43.4 out


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 03:40 [Preview] No.969344 del
>>969343
>out
Scary world out there.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 03:42 [Preview] No.969345 del
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just had Ritalin & caffeine crash.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 03:56 [Preview] No.969346 del
>>969343
Did you follow the system?


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 03:59 [Preview] No.969347 del
Still no call to chat for a bit. I fear it is either a job offer or the cops. Seriously considering taking the hint and going bush for real. Potatoes and eggs for tea.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 04:02 [Preview] No.969348 del
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NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 04:03 [Preview] No.969349 del
>>969347
Why did you reply to the message?


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 04:04 [Preview] No.969350 del
>>969349
"sure call"

I got back to them an hour later. If i am lucky it was only a suicidal person and they hung themselves before getting my reply and thats the reason I got ghosted.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 04:06 [Preview] No.969351 del
>>969348
what did you do to get your account permasuspended?


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 04:11 [Preview] No.969352 del
>>969351
just being a based truthteller


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 04:14 [Preview] No.969353 del
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>>969352
Its time you upped your game then, NEET. Fame awaits you as a podcaster.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 05:03 [Preview] No.969354 del
>>969338
You can check if other people have been receiving calls from the same number and see if it's spam.
https://www.aucaller.com/
https://www.reverseau.com/


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 05:25 [Preview] No.969355 del
>>969348
Joslin?


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 05:43 [Preview] No.969356 del
Mixing water with the wine was a good decision. Seriously struggling with the heat.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 05:44 [Preview] No.969357 del
>>969354
Nothing comes up. Still freaking out but have started making preparations in case there is a raid.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 05:45 [Preview] No.969358 del
>>969357
>started making preparations in case there is a raid.
Biscuits and tea?


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 05:47 [Preview] No.969359 del
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Two old men are in a bar. One says to the other "did you know that lions have sex 16 times a day?"

The other one replies:"Oh darn I just joined Rotary!"

Fukn LOOOOOL!!!


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 05:48 [Preview] No.969360 del
Monk should get this ASAP


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 05:48 [Preview] No.969362 del


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 05:59 [Preview] No.969363 del
>>969357
You are too easy to spook. NGMI.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 06:00 [Preview] No.969364 del
>>969358
I hope he makes those nice little sandwiches with the crust cut off.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 06:04 [Preview] No.969365 del
Nuro did you make this in the lab?


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 06:14 [Preview] No.969366 del
>>969363
You are a sitting duck with that attitude. NGMI.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 06:17 [Preview] No.969367 del
>tfw NGMI


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 06:22 [Preview] No.969368 del
we're all nGMI


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 06:34 [Preview] No.969369 del
>>969305
Beautiful 😒


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 06:39 [Preview] No.969370 del
Might leave one of you in the car with the windows rolled up.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 06:39 [Preview] No.969371 del
>>969370
Cruisey? No!


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 06:42 [Preview] No.969372 del
I don't actually feel so bad so long as I'm in front of a fan. Possibly I have brain damage from various things and don't feel the heat as much as I should.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 06:44 [Preview] No.969373 del
https://wantmymtv.vercel.app/

An MTV simulator with almost 30,000 videos, organized by decade along with special sections for Headbanger's Ball and Yo! MTV Raps.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 06:51 [Preview] No.969374 del
My pineapple fruchocs melted. I had to put them in the fridge to firm them back up.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 06:54 [Preview] No.969375 del
>>969374
Nothing worse than a limp pineapple.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 06:56 [Preview] No.969376 del
>>969375
It was hanging out the back like the dog had eaten dental floss again.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 07:04 [Preview] No.969377 del
>>969372
Airflow is key. It is tolerable but I have my cool zone on.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 07:07 [Preview] No.969378 del
Air con on full blast all day but still a bit hot in here.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 07:09 [Preview] No.969379 del


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 07:09 [Preview] No.969380 del
>>969373
Just need a live chat thing to go with it.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 07:10 [Preview] No.969381 del
>>969378
You need to get naked.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 07:17 [Preview] No.969382 del
My thermometer says 34 degrees in hgere even with the aircon on all day. A new record. Sweating to the oldies.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 07:23 [Preview] No.969383 del
>>969382
RIP o7


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 07:32 [Preview] No.969384 del
>>969383
o7XL, that's half the problem. Not built for this heat.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 07:32 [Preview] No.969385 del


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 07:53 [Preview] No.969386 del
I want a gf. How do I get a gf?


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 07:53 [Preview] No.969387 del
I put the potatoes I boiled up in the fridge overnight and when I got to them this evening the stupid bar fridge froze them hard. I put them in the microwave in some water to thaw them out but they went all spongy and weird. I had already made the egg mayonaise but had to throw out the spuds which I had nore than enough for tomorrow. TEA RUINED

opened a tin of chick peas and had that instead.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 07:57 [Preview] No.969388 del
>>969387
What's for pudding?


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 07:57 [Preview] No.969389 del
>>969388
Trying to lose weight so, nothing.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 07:58 [Preview] No.969390 del
>>969387
My old bar fridge anything you put on the top shelf froze. Horrible things.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 07:59 [Preview] No.969391 del
I knew he must be fat. All that bread and lasagne. The amount of cheexe on the pixxas. I knew it.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 08:00 [Preview] No.969392 del
>>969391
Maybe he wants to look his best at the opening of his amphitheatre


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 08:02 [Preview] No.969393 del
>>969392
Goering rather than Hitler right now.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 08:04 [Preview] No.969394 del
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>>969391
>>969392
>>969393
STFU I AM ONLY 5 KILOS OVERWEIGHT BECAUSE I WAS PUSHING IT WITH THE BUTTER AND CHEEXE.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 08:07 [Preview] No.969395 del
>>969394
You better cut an extra six spars tomorrow, tubby.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 08:11 [Preview] No.969396 del
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Going to cut the side grass now. Not gonna sit here and get fatter posting with (You).


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 08:11 [Preview] No.969397 del
>>969394
>5 KILOS OVERWEIGHT
Rub your belly and make room for pudding.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 08:13 [Preview] No.969398 del
>>969396
>get fatter posting with (You).
😊😚


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 08:14 [Preview] No.969399 del
>>969394
>CHEEXE
That's what got Nuro too. The Mersey Valley blew him up like a balloon.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 08:15 [Preview] No.969400 del
Bins go out tonight Weber.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 08:16 [Preview] No.969401 del
>>969400
Just the one, tomorrow morning.
Thank you.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 08:17 [Preview] No.969402 del
>>969399
Small price to pay for the Flavourtowns


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 08:20 [Preview] No.969403 del
I want a job. How do I get a job?


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 08:21 [Preview] No.969404 del
>>969403
Get your cert.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 08:23 [Preview] No.969405 del
>>969386
Try Locanto.

>>969403
Try Locanto.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 08:26 [Preview] No.969406 del
>>969404
I can't work in Aged Care and NDIS as I'm on terrorism and firearm charges :(
Can't work in electrical apprenticeship, or Cert IV finance/mortgage broking. Every time I retrain some health/safety agency or gov agency introduces legislation to prevent. Muh color blind is a safety hazard. muh not fit and proper person to work in finance as you have a restraining order.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 08:29 [Preview] No.969407 del
>>969406
You are thriving.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 08:34 [Preview] No.969408 del
Cruisey I wanna ice-cream and wanna you to sing the order


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 08:38 [Preview] No.969409 del
>>969396
It will be the same for the execs trying to escape fat camp, but instead of getting caught in a shoe rack the neets will get caught in the chicken rotisserie machine.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 08:46 [Preview] No.969410 del
might try my luck at posting


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 08:48 [Preview] No.969411 del
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well i'll be damned, stone the crows. what's good aus/neet/s? feel bad for that one neet who had 44c temperature earlier


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 08:49 [Preview] No.969412 del
>>969411
He's gone, melted from the heat.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 08:49 [Preview] No.969413 del
>>969411
He should have taken an aspirin at least.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 08:50 [Preview] No.969414 del
>>969411
It was a big day of celebration for him turning 44 years old.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 08:52 [Preview] No.969415 del
>>969369
He's doing standup now?


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 09:00 [Preview] No.969416 del
>>969415
It's official, The White House media by the US of A Government
https://www.whitehouse.gov/videos/president-trump-delivers-remarks-at-the-house-gop-member-retreat/

Part of it is around ~27:00 mark


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 09:01 [Preview] No.969417 del
>>969416
I dunno. I read something that his toks hit record viewrships.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 09:02 [Preview] No.969418 del
Might become a far right twitter troll.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 09:02 [Preview] No.969419 del
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>>969384
He was a big lad.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 09:02 [Preview] No.969420 del
Might have seen it on truthsocial.
Btw Truthsocial has an excellent cookie handling popup EU's GDPR forces onto all the websites. I've only ever seen on German websites similar.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 09:03 [Preview] No.969421 del
>>969417
It's there too, he loves it!


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 09:03 [Preview] No.969422 del
>>969391
cheexe is good for you neet, full of vitamin k2


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 09:04 [Preview] No.969423 del
>>969418
Joslin?


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 09:08 [Preview] No.969424 del
>>969411
Hello NEET.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 09:13 [Preview] No.969425 del
>>969420
>truthsocial
Why use that site?
Everything you need is here.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 09:18 [Preview] No.969426 del
>>969425
Because can't trust screenshots on imageboards.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 09:23 [Preview] No.969427 del
Fucking hell i want takeaway but i have no car rego and no money. Gotta wait till friday :(


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 09:31 [Preview] No.969428 del
The whole Butch's smallgoods range had empty shelves at the shop today. I had to get the Primo salami instead. Absolutely tasteless. No flavour at all. They should be ashamed of themselves.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 09:34 [Preview] No.969429 del
>>969369
Hard not to like him.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 09:37 [Preview] No.969430 del
>>969428
Certainly wasn't Prime-oh


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 09:38 [Preview] No.969431 del


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 09:39 [Preview] No.969432 del
>>969427
During an emergency, we all have to make sacrifices. Reach into the goon coin jar and pick up a soft serve at the Dolands Drive Thru or some Tip Ice-cream.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 09:40 [Preview] No.969433 del
>>969431
All roads lead back to Locanto.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 09:40 [Preview] No.969434 del
>>969406
>colour blind terrorist


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 09:41 [Preview] No.969435 del
What are your favourite go-to meals neets? I need some inspiration for meals that don't get old after eating it regularly.
Currently i've got:
>Steak with mushroom sauce and veggies
>beef stroganoff
>breaky sandwich(tomato,avocado,sour cream + whatever else)
>burritos. Used to be tacos but burritos are bigger and easier
>baked beans on toast with cheese. Could do toasties I guess
>tuna on biscuits
>gherkins and cheese on biscuits
>need to learn how to make chicken noodle soup
>I know how to make spagetti bolognase but I don't like eating pasta anymore
>Pumpkin soup might be good with toast or something
>Air fried foods of course but they feel boring. Chips. Nuggets. Hoki bits with tartare. Pizza. Herbert adams pies.
>should be doing sandwiches of course but idk what to use for them.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 09:43 [Preview] No.969436 del
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>>969426
You need stronger faith.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 09:44 [Preview] No.969437 del
>>969435
Is that Dr Vegapunk?


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 09:44 [Preview] No.969438 del
>>969437
Huh? no it's db cooper from twin peaks


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 09:45 [Preview] No.969439 del
>>969435
Tendie wraps, garlic prawns w pasta, highknees chicken, spag bog. Frozen pies.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 09:45 [Preview] No.969440 del
>>969427
It's only a couple of days, you'll enjoy it even more on Friday.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 09:46 [Preview] No.969441 del
>>969435
baked beans with mince and taco seasoning


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 09:46 [Preview] No.969442 del
Good night.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 09:48 [Preview] No.969443 del
Mix a little bit of ah, ah
With a little bit of ah, ah
(Nelly just fall out)
Give a little bit of ah, ah
With a little bit of ah, ah
(Nelly hang all out)
With a little bit of ah, ah
And a sprinkle of that ah, ah
(Nelly just fall out)
I like it when ya ah, ah
Girl, Baby make it ah, ah


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 09:49 [Preview] No.969444 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cSAp9sBzPbc [Embed]


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 09:49 [Preview] No.969445 del
>>969435
>2 minute noodles
>tomato or pumpkin soup with coles home brand white bread and margarine
>bananas/apples/carrots/strawberries/oranges stolen from local farms
>rice or pasta smothered in BBQ sauce (sauce packets stolen from the local eateries in the self serve section, salt sachets stolen from local fish and chips shop)
>uber eats goyslop refund scam
Ahh the joys of shed dwelling.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 09:52 [Preview] No.969446 del
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NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 10:04 [Preview] No.969447 del
>>969435
>steel tureen
>little bit of stock and sauce in the bottom
>froxen corn
>froxen beans
>bit of broccoli on the bottom
>sardines in the middle
>refractory layer on the top: cauli and chippos.
>butter or oil
Put in turbo oven for 20 min, tomato sauce on top.

eat and clean up plate.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 10:08 [Preview] No.969448 del
>>969439
Nice
>>969441
Nice
>>969445
How do you refund scam uber eats? I would literally do that every day lmao.
>>969447
Uhh, what does that make?


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 10:08 [Preview] No.969449 del
>"High knees chicken" is a colloquial or misheard term referring to Hainanese chicken, which is a popular and iconic dish in Southeast Asian cuisine, especially in Singapore and Malaysia.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 10:10 [Preview] No.969450 del
>>969442
Good night Pidge. xx
Poor biscuit, they have made a fool out of him with that temu wife.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 10:10 [Preview] No.969451 del
The NEET tells his cenno JSP he is a pedo so they won't refer him to jobs, then he does what he wants while the wagies are working.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 10:12 [Preview] No.969452 del
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>>969451
>He isn't on executive tier DSP
kek


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 10:12 [Preview] No.969453 del
>>969451
Looks like a good spot for the NEET compound.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 10:17 [Preview] No.969454 del
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>>969452
Oh I am on DSP. Still required to attend retard employment services for another year though. Get out of it by IDing as a pedo and telling them I'm on home detention aren't allowed a phone so there are no obligations whatsoever etc.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 10:19 [Preview] No.969455 del
>>969454
Surely the shame of declaring yourself a pederast is greater than any benefit derived?


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 10:19 [Preview] No.969456 del
>>969454
What the fuck? They can't make you do job search


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 10:20 [Preview] No.969457 del
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>>969424
hello lad


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 10:20 [Preview] No.969458 del
>>969451
looks comfy NGL


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 10:20 [Preview] No.969459 del
>>969456
Required to do 2 years of disability employment service to count as program of support. Then it all ends.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 10:22 [Preview] No.969460 del
>>969458
>if only you knew how comfy things really are


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 10:22 [Preview] No.969461 del
>>969459
That's gay but oh well you got out of it.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 10:42 [Preview] No.969462 del
>>969455
he has certainly ruined a comfy evening


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 10:44 [Preview] No.969463 del
>>969442
Night fella.
I agree with this fella: >>969450


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 10:45 [Preview] No.969464 del
>>969451
Very cool fort.
>dwnd
?


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 10:46 [Preview] No.969465 del
>>969460
I was liek:
>that's a weird looking pitbull
But then.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 10:58 [Preview] No.969466 del
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I am going to bed. Gonna sleep with the window open. No peeking because I also sleep nude on hot as fuk nights.
Good Night NEETs.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 11:03 [Preview] No.969467 del
>>969466
Night, I'll be in shortly.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 11:14 [Preview] No.969468 del
>>969466
Good night.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 11:15 [Preview] No.969470 del
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That NEET on a hot night.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 11:41 [Preview] No.969471 del
Might found a japanese animation studio making films about universal themes like environmentalism, pacifism and courage.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 11:42 [Preview] No.969472 del
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Got my aircon on. DSP tier life.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 11:44 [Preview] No.969473 del
Shiban said odili takes all the posts off here and posts them on discord. Does that mean he is tracking and doxxing us?


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 11:45 [Preview] No.969474 del


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 11:51 [Preview] No.969475 del
Diet has run off the rails yet again, will fix it starting tomorrow. One day without any junk food, then get total calorie count under control.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 11:54 [Preview] No.969476 del
>>969470
kek, don't know how you all do it


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 12:16 [Preview] No.969477 del
>>969475
Sounds doable NEET. A sure fire success.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 12:47 [Preview] No.969478 del
>>969471
studio ghibli?


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 13:41 [Preview] No.969479 del
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If the US invades, I think there might be an opportunity, in the chaos, for we NEETs to seize part of Greenland for the commune.

It might be of interest to send some tactical NEETs there to scout out the situation.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 13:43 [Preview] No.969480 del
A combination of extreme hot weather and a large bright moon has sent spider activity into overdrive. They've been seen in parts of the house hitherto unknown. Nasty black ones. Very concerning.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 13:46 [Preview] No.969481 del
The bedroom has cooled down to 28 degrees. I will be able to sleep.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 14:01 [Preview] No.969482 del
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I have finished all 47 Nero Wolfe novels and have moved onto P.G. Wodehouse's Jeeves novels. I have been laughing harder than I have in years. The man was a genius.

Currently reading Right Ho, Jeeves.

I am trying to think of a way to introduce Bertie Wooster style slang into my everyday conversation without it seeming forced.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 18:21 [Preview] No.969483 del
>>969455
He probably isn't lying.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 18:22 [Preview] No.969484 del
>>969475
Sounds do-able.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 18:23 [Preview] No.969485 del
>>969480
Give em a pat


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 19:17 [Preview] No.969486 del
>>969482
>I have finished all 47 Nero Wolfe novels
That's a good effort. Are you the NEET who was reading the Agatha Christie novels?


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 19:30 [Preview] No.969487 del
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NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 20:12 [Preview] No.969489 del
>>969487
He just enjoys the ride.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 20:26 [Preview] No.969490 del
>>969489
Sometimes I think it might be nice to be a little animal.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 20:33 [Preview] No.969491 del
>>969490
If taken care of it's nice. Otherwise must suck.
Tho I don't think they know the difference. Animals don't do abstraction, they just accept the situation as is and run with their biological program.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 20:37 [Preview] No.969492 del
>>969479
Man I havent watched Voyager for ages. Used to love it. Does it still get made?


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 20:41 [Preview] No.969493 del
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Good Morning NEETs.
More of the same today except no milk for coffee.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 20:42 [Preview] No.969494 del
>>969492
>Does it still get made?
Surely you jest?


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 20:49 [Preview] No.969495 del
Weber fingered Seven Of Nine on the holodeck.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 21:32 [Preview] No.969499 del
The bin has been emptied and is back in its corral. I welcome this development and look forward to filling it up again.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 21:33 [Preview] No.969500 del


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 21:38 [Preview] No.969501 del
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NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 21:42 [Preview] No.969503 del
>>969487
NEET lyfe.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 21:42 [Preview] No.969504 del
>>969499
Fill it up quick and put it on the other side of the road.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 21:43 [Preview] No.969505 del
>>969491
>Animals don't do abstraction, they just accept the situation as is and run with their biological program.
>run with their biological program.
kek


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NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 21:44 [Preview] No.969507 del


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 21:54 [Preview] No.969512 del
I am going for a run. Almond milk in my coffee when I get back. Gonna lose weight and get back in shape bros.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 22:12 [Preview] No.969514 del
gm neets, not so bright eyed and bushy tailed this morning, but got plenty of sleep in spite of the heat


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 22:15 [Preview] No.969516 del
Can you get out of employment services by claiming to be a white supremacist with racist political views and nazi sympathies? Asking for this mate of mine, obviously.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 22:15 [Preview] No.969517 del
>>969514
GMN. The heat is an ongoing battle for the next few days.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 22:46 [Preview] No.969519 del
>>969473
More than likely, as always be careful of what you post.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 22:51 [Preview] No.969520 del
>>969490
You would make a good wombat.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 22:55 [Preview] No.969521 del
>>969516
Don't see why not.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 23:07 [Preview] No.969522 del
subway for early lonch


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 23:17 [Preview] No.969524 del
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NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 23:29 [Preview] No.969526 del
Good meowning evernyan 😹


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 23:33 [Preview] No.969528 del
>>969526
good morning meow neet


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 23:36 [Preview] No.969530 del


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 23:41 [Preview] No.969533 del
>>969529
Is the offence serious enough that I can get out of employment services obligations if I repost it? Asking for a mate of mine.


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 23:42 [Preview] No.969534 del
>>969533
feel free to be the test case
even the prison system forces you to work these days


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 23:43 [Preview] No.969535 del
>>969534
>even the prison system forces you to work these days
They don't


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 23:45 [Preview] No.969536 del
>>969535
yes they do, and even if the screws don't force the issue, you cell mate will bash you for never leaving the cell
le reddit has numerous threads on the australian prison system


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 23:52 [Preview] No.969537 del
>>969536
link me then


NEET 01/07/2026 (Wed) 23:56 [Preview] No.969540 del
Moofies, saturday. I want to watch Picnic at Hanging Rock 1 on saturday and the sequel on sunday. Will settle for Flight of the Phoenix the reboot not the pre-cgi original


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 00:00 [Preview] No.969541 del
>>969536
>le reddit
Somehow has more ex-cons than ausneets.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 00:00 [Preview] No.969542 del
Varg is back on youtube with a special video. This one has lets find out like 5 times. I laughed
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8P6xGOkZuNQ [Embed]


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 00:01 [Preview] No.969543 del
>>969540
>Picnic at Hanging Rock
The most boring australian movie ever made. Literally nothing happens.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 00:03 [Preview] No.969544 del
>>969537
do your own googling fuckhead


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 00:04 [Preview] No.969545 del


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 00:06 [Preview] No.969546 del
Handsome βœ…
Smart βœ…
Generous βœ…
Kind βœ…


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 00:10 [Preview] No.969547 del
going to have big wank on tuesday
that will be 25 days since previous wank


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 00:15 [Preview] No.969548 del
>>969547
Big blast incoming? When I don't wank for a week I cum like 25cm into the air and sometimes onto my face


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 00:23 [Preview] No.969549 del
>>969548
oh lovely


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 00:27 [Preview] No.969550 del
>>969546
These are just a few of the things people say about Cruisey.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 00:27 [Preview] No.969551 del
Webeeeer


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 00:29 [Preview] No.969552 del
>>969543
Its Kino, I cant help you if your retarded brain had been cooked on anime and tiktok.

Ignore this NEET, Picnic at Hanging Rock is peak Aus summer culture cinema.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 00:30 [Preview] No.969553 del
>>969551
Not liking the anus-like appearance in the center of that toilet paper dispenser..


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 00:35 [Preview] No.969554 del
>>969553
There is literally nothing wrong about using the center of the toilet paper to pleasure yourself while you moan webby's name. Not if you cry 'no homo' afterwards.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 00:38 [Preview] No.969555 del
Semi surprised to see that Urbit is still going dispite AI code slop.

https://nock.is/intro.html


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 00:48 [Preview] No.969557 del
>>969544
So it's not true then


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 00:53 [Preview] No.969559 del
Cruisey, can you get Lite n' Easy if you're fat n' difficult?


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 00:54 [Preview] No.969560 del
>>969559
I am interested in this too. Badly need to lose some weight.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 01:10 [Preview] No.969561 del
>>969554
It even has seepage


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 01:15 [Preview] No.969562 del
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I should install a CCTV out the front so I dont have to get up and peer out the blinds every time a car or truck stops in the street outside.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 01:21 [Preview] No.969563 del
>>969562
Monk could develop the AI product to pair it with


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 01:22 [Preview] No.969564 del
>>969551
You need to go to a better class of toilet.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 01:28 [Preview] No.969565 del
>>969564
That looks far cleaner than the average neet home toilet.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 01:32 [Preview] No.969566 del
>>969564
He should fold some toilet paper into squares and plug the seepage in the toilet roll dispenser. Small improvements can make the world of difference.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 01:41 [Preview] No.969567 del
>>969486
Yes that was me. I stopped halfway through though. Nero Wolfe is better.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 01:46 [Preview] No.969568 del
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>>969567
>Nero Wolfe is a brilliant, obese and eccentric fictional armchair detective...
My exact crimefighting strategy.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 01:48 [Preview] No.969569 del
>>969568
>"He weighs between 310 and 390, and he limits his physical movements to what he regards as the irreducible essentials.
That's not even fat.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 01:48 [Preview] No.969570 del
>>969568
We have already solved numerous crimes on this board.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 01:50 [Preview] No.969571 del
>>969492
It was a good show. I recommend you go back and watch some of the old classic episodes. Cruisey looks like a young Tom Paris.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 01:52 [Preview] No.969572 del
πŸ“ž


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 01:52 [Preview] No.969573 del
>>969499
One of life's pleasures.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 02:01 [Preview] No.969574 del
>>969572
RFKJr should have banned vaccines by now given that he was the CEO of the peak vaccine truth NGO's less than two years ago. Deepstate gonna Deepstate I guess.

My fog lights came, they will fit right in but are not clearly marked left and right. Looking online for help on this. They are an identical pair so it will be impossible to know. The delivery chud was a foid this time and came to the front of the house so missed my roses in the vase I put out the back. Why does everything have to be so fuggen impossible NEETs?


NEET Board owner 01/08/2026 (Thu) 02:06 [Preview] No.969575 del
I have removed some posts. The topic of CP, pedos, rock spiders etc is not an acceptable one on this board.

Future posts bringing it up will be removed


NEET Board owner 01/08/2026 (Thu) 02:09 [Preview] No.969578 del
Also a reminder to stop feeding the troll. I want to see the troll's name mentioned much less frequently and troll posts not responded to at all.

Thank you.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 02:14 [Preview] No.969579 del
>>969568
He's the best.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 02:15 [Preview] No.969580 del
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NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 02:17 [Preview] No.969581 del
>>969569
That was considered very fat at the time.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 02:18 [Preview] No.969583 del
>>969581
390 is still 177kg which is more than a weber


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 02:19 [Preview] No.969584 del
testing something
his name is pariston


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 02:20 [Preview] No.969585 del
>>969578
>I want to see.
you got the BO role because no one else except me wanted it. I dont see how that makes you some kind of boss who can want the NEETs to do any fucking thing whatsoever.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 02:34 [Preview] No.969586 del
>>969520
A female will bite the bum of a male then run off and so he has to chase her. It's part of the mating ritual.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 02:34 [Preview] No.969587 del
Yeah you better delete that fukn slander, retard.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 02:38 [Preview] No.969588 del
you gonna ban me? I will just chill in time out looking over the old 16chan catalogue, mostly my posts. Good times. Gonna find that post about the tween soon. You want to read it again next to the screen shot of your bullshit accusations that I'm a pedo like the troll.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 02:40 [Preview] No.969589 del
>>969574
>RFKJr should have banned vaccines by now
Two weeks.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 02:40 [Preview] No.969590 del
>>969574
Doesn’t matter which is left or right as long as you have them the correct way up. They’ll both cast light slight to one side.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 02:40 [Preview] No.969591 del


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 02:41 [Preview] No.969592 del
>>969590
no they are halogens they wont work if they go in the wrong way around, so I hear. FML


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 02:42 [Preview] No.969593 del
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Oak choccy milk, best Milk.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 02:43 [Preview] No.969594 del
>>969593
Are you researching how to make an IED, NEET?


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 02:43 [Preview] No.969595 del
>>969593
HungryThirsty killed?


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 02:44 [Preview] No.969596 del
>>969593
It is the best choccy milk. Not as good as an iced coffee.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 02:47 [Preview] No.969597 del
>>969592
are there three prongs on the connector?


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 02:51 [Preview] No.969598 del
>>969574
If they have a brand you could look up the specs and get a manual or something


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 02:54 [Preview] No.969599 del
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If IED neet could have a look and suggest how to tell left from right handed lights here I would go easy on him when i am eventuially made the BO


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 02:57 [Preview] No.969600 del
>>969599
Why does left and right matter? White/red are positive and black is negative.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 03:03 [Preview] No.969601 del


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 03:12 [Preview] No.969602 del
>>969599
>>969600
Just plug them in and test. You're not going to break them.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 03:14 [Preview] No.969603 del
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gonna teleport down the shops for some milk


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 03:30 [Preview] No.969604 del


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 03:47 [Preview] No.969605 del
>>969604
I like happy technology especially when it sings


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 03:47 [Preview] No.969606 del
>>969603
Cherry Ripe please.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 04:02 [Preview] No.969607 del
Slowly getting through today's todo list. Next I've got to dust the blinds and lube the windows.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 04:04 [Preview] No.969608 del
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Too much heat. Struggling. All house surfaces hot.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 04:06 [Preview] No.969609 del
>>969608
I keep worrying about Sweetie not having enough water.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 04:08 [Preview] No.969610 del
>>969609
She is with professionals they are taking good care of her.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 04:11 [Preview] No.969611 del
I watered the potplants again.
It was lucky I checked the temperature of the water coming out of the hose before I applied it to the plants. It would have killed them. Too hot to touch for long.
I had to spray the ground for a couple of minutes before the water was cool enough.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 04:14 [Preview] No.969612 del
The Coles Mexican Chilli Beans were not as good as they used to be. They have changed the recipe. No longer any chunks of onion or capsicum. Scandalously high water content in the can.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 04:16 [Preview] No.969613 del
>>969611
Yeah garden hose is really bad for storing heat. Kids scald themselves not realising the situation and spraying themselves or another kid.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 04:20 [Preview] No.969614 del
>>969611
The amount of times I sprayed myself with burning hot hose water isn't nice


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 04:29 [Preview] No.969615 del
>>969605
looks fine whats the issue?


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 04:32 [Preview] No.969616 del
Milk and butter aquired. I dont really need the butter but I had to flex my wealth so the checkout chud wont judge me. Didnt make eye contact but managed to keep my situational awareness up by looking around without moving my head to point to what was happening.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 04:33 [Preview] No.969617 del
>>969611
How the fuk anything grows in Australia in summer is beyond me. This place should look like the sahara with camels and jawas and shit.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 04:37 [Preview] No.969618 del
>>969616
The checkout chud still judged you but on grounds other than not being able to afford butter. You were found wanting.
They are all talking about you in the break room as we speak.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 04:40 [Preview] No.969619 del
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If wombo doesnt put on my moofies this weekend I am gonna DL the new avaturd and watch it. This is not a threat.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 04:43 [Preview] No.969620 del
That can of low grade chilli beans has unsettled my stomach.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 04:47 [Preview] No.969621 del
>>969615
None. It's happy technology.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 04:50 [Preview] No.969622 del
>>969619
I tried watching a HDTS or cam or whatever of it and it wasn't worth it. I feel like avatar movies are only visual candy


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 04:52 [Preview] No.969623 del
>>969622
I mute the gay bits and cherry pick the bits where the earth forces are pwning the pandorans. They always have a short bit thats really good to set them up as interplanetary nazis.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 04:58 [Preview] No.969624 del
>>969585
He knows youre a greasy chortler now so will lose all respect for you, even with those toned calfs.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 04:59 [Preview] No.969625 del
>>969611
>I had to spray the ground for a couple of minutes
We've all been there.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 05:01 [Preview] No.969626 del
>>969620
It will have it's revenge.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 05:02 [Preview] No.969627 del
It was all over for him the second he admitted to being fat. Respect stats dropped instantly.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 05:03 [Preview] No.969628 del
>>969625
Well bantered.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 05:04 [Preview] No.969629 del
Got a rub and tug. Asked her to keep her clothes on but she didnt listen.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 05:14 [Preview] No.969630 del
>>969617
>jawas
It's all about that teamwork.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 05:18 [Preview] No.969631 del
>>969630
kek. did you just make that?


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 05:18 [Preview] No.969632 del
did some ghetto silverware chemistry for motherbat


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 05:20 [Preview] No.969633 del
>>969631
it's an old auspol thing


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 05:20 [Preview] No.969634 del
>>969629
>Asked her to keep her clothes on
What an odd request. Did she give satisfaction?


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 05:21 [Preview] No.969635 del
>>969632
Positively charged ions?


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 05:22 [Preview] No.969636 del
>>969629
Economical tug?


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 05:23 [Preview] No.969637 del
>>969635
OXIDATION: 2 Al(s) + 6 OH– (aq) –––> Al2O3(s) + 3 H2O (l) + 6 e–

REDUCTION: Ag2S(s) + 2 H2O (l) + 2 e– –––> 2 Ag(s) + H2S (aq) + 2 OH– (aq)

3 Ag2S(s) + 2 Al(s) + 3 H2O (l) –––> 6 Ag(s) + 3 H2S (aq) + Al2O3(s)


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 05:24 [Preview] No.969638 del
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>>969630
screeching at this


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 05:25 [Preview] No.969639 del
>>969637
I will need an AI bot to tell me what that means.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 05:27 [Preview] No.969640 del
>>969639
tarnished silver placed into a bowl lined with aluminium foil and filled with bicarb and hot water will turn into not tarnished silver and rotten egg gas


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 05:27 [Preview] No.969641 del
Struggling with the heat. The 20 standoes didn't help.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 05:29 [Preview] No.969642 del
>>969641
>The 20 standoes didn't help.
I trust you weren't expecting them to.
Stay strong NEET. The hot spell will pass.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 05:29 [Preview] No.969643 del
>>969640
You did well.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 05:31 [Preview] No.969644 del
>>969642
Tired but can't sleep, bored but can't go anywhere. Drank three litres of water but still thirsty. Struggling


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 05:33 [Preview] No.969646 del
>>969643
it's really only practical for small things like cutlery


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 05:45 [Preview] No.969647 del
I had 8.5 standoes last night. Still too many.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 05:46 [Preview] No.969648 del
>>969629
Even for a SEA monkey used to 38 degrees and 100% humidity, its a hot day.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 05:47 [Preview] No.969649 del
>>969647
I only had 9.6 during the afternoon yesterday, and 4.8 this morning.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 05:50 [Preview] No.969650 del
>>969637
Electrons aren't real


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 05:52 [Preview] No.969652 del
>>969650
They have been playing us for absolute fools


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 05:54 [Preview] No.969653 del
>>969650
About as real as the Moon.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 05:57 [Preview] No.969654 del
>>969650
I knew it!


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 06:04 [Preview] No.969655 del
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It got even hotter than yesterday. Ridiculous.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 06:26 [Preview] No.969656 del
>>969655
Global warming is real. Some of you stinky neets need to stop farting, for humanity's sake.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 06:28 [Preview] No.969657 del
Fuck it's too hot, it's just not reasonable


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 06:29 [Preview] No.969658 del
Might kill the BO.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 06:30 [Preview] No.969659 del
Might kill the sun and then we can all live like vampires


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 06:32 [Preview] No.969660 del
>>969656
>Global warming is real.
I have my doubts.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 06:34 [Preview] No.969661 del
This country is legit uninhabitable now. What would we do without air conditioning? We'd have to live underground.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 06:36 [Preview] No.969662 del
>>969661
boong hobbits


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 06:44 [Preview] No.969663 del
fitted the first fog light.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 06:46 [Preview] No.969664 del
>>969661
I am just grateful there are no significant bush fires near me. That would make it a lot worse.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 07:00 [Preview] No.969665 del
>>969664
the smoke sucks but makes it easier to access back country areas.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 07:01 [Preview] No.969666 del
Dying in the heat.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 07:02 [Preview] No.969667 del
>>969665
All NEETs should have access to an amphitheatre


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 07:02 [Preview] No.969668 del
>>969666
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 07:04 [Preview] No.969669 del
>>969661
That's what they do in Cooper Pedy.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 07:07 [Preview] No.969670 del


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 07:07 [Preview] No.969671 del
Cooper Bedy


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 07:11 [Preview] No.969672 del
>>969671
Cruisey will never take me there


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 07:11 [Preview] No.969673 del
>>969669
Cruisey I wanna go there


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 07:12 [Preview] No.969674 del
All NEETs should have access to amphetamines


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 07:14 [Preview] No.969675 del
>>969674
And a amphitheatre?


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 07:14 [Preview] No.969676 del
When will it cool down outside?


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 07:15 [Preview] No.969677 del
>>969674
And amphibians


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 07:18 [Preview] No.969678 del
>>969676
The steep drop will begin at 6:30pm


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 07:18 [Preview] No.969679 del


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 07:19 [Preview] No.969680 del
I did the dishes. The sweat was dripping off my forehead into the sink.
I probably should have waited until later to do them.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 07:19 [Preview] No.969681 del
Cruisey I wanna feed from Rebecca's


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 07:25 [Preview] No.969682 del
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might watch some angsty 90's kino


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 07:25 [Preview] No.969683 del
>>969681
That dark sauce at the end ruined it. Ridiculous.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 07:25 [Preview] No.969684 del
Cruisey never made that French toast for me the other week


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 07:26 [Preview] No.969685 del
>>969684
He calls it freedom toast.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 07:26 [Preview] No.969686 del
Wombo is being very quiet about this weekend's screening. He should put on Picnic at Hanging Rock in my opinion. He would enjoy it.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 07:27 [Preview] No.969687 del


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 07:30 [Preview] No.969688 del
>>969685
Well he didn't make me Freedom toast


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 07:33 [Preview] No.969689 del
>>969683
It'll slop about in pajeets car. You'll accuse him of shitting his pants, and all over the rice.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 07:34 [Preview] No.969690 del
>>969688
He's out there embracing the 16 hour workday. Making the impossible, possible.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 07:37 [Preview] No.969691 del
>>969686
It's boardneet you need to ask nicely.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 07:38 [Preview] No.969692 del
>>969691
He won't accept it.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 07:43 [Preview] No.969693 del
BoardNEET made me french toast with strawberries, iced cream and icing sugar once.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 07:44 [Preview] No.969694 del
>>969693
and put on Picnic at Hanging Rock?


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 07:45 [Preview] No.969695 del
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It's too fucking hot bros and I need to smoke but have to wait till tomorrow


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 07:46 [Preview] No.969696 del


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 07:47 [Preview] No.969697 del
>>969691
Hey boardneet. Seeing as you often need guidance to put on good moofies that every one will like, I suggest you put on Picnic at Hanging Rock by Peter Weir. Its pretty nice and will generate lots of nostalgia in the NEETs. Plus the NEETs will think you are based which I gotta say, you sorely need to work on.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 07:49 [Preview] No.969698 del
>>969500
Disappointed its not Olive.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 07:50 [Preview] No.969699 del
Christ, it isn't cooling down until 9pm here.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 07:50 [Preview] No.969700 del


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 07:51 [Preview] No.969701 del
>>969697
>this looks boring as shi-
>party of schoolgirls
oh now I know why


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 07:53 [Preview] No.969702 del
>>969698
She updated her TikTok profile to say
>2026 goal: 4 videos/week
At the time of writing she has released 0 this year.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 07:57 [Preview] No.969704 del
>>969694
Took off his panties and wedding ring.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 07:58 [Preview] No.969705 del
>>969702
I noticed that.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 07:59 [Preview] No.969706 del
>>969703
Put it on your head when you chainsaw the feds.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 07:59 [Preview] No.969707 del
Lenny Bruce Carnegie Hall 1961.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 08:05 [Preview] No.969708 del
Did that big tiktok chortler who was in hospital pass away?


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 08:09 [Preview] No.969709 del
>>969700
I just thought from the thumbnail for a second.

>>969702
She'll release 208 videos on 2026 dec 31. Something to look for, eh?


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 08:10 [Preview] No.969710 del
>>969656
Trump already abolished it in the UN speech.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 08:12 [Preview] No.969711 del
>>969681
Look weird. Only would eat it on last resort.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 08:14 [Preview] No.969712 del
Nearly 7pm and still 39 degrees outside.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 08:15 [Preview] No.969713 del
>>969703
Fog lights are not headlights.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 08:19 [Preview] No.969714 del
>>969709
>Something to look for, eh?
I'm pulling my pud in anticipation.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 08:21 [Preview] No.969715 del
Ate half a kilo of refried beans. Digestive system fully engaged


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 08:22 [Preview] No.969716 del
>>969715
You need to get on the nutritional yeast. That shit is like NOS for your arse.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 08:23 [Preview] No.969717 del
>>969715
You're sleeping outside tonight.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 08:30 [Preview] No.969718 del
>>969715
You put the hole in the ozone layer.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 08:31 [Preview] No.969719 del
holezone layer.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 08:40 [Preview] No.969720 del
>>969708
No. This was a day ago. So many hours ago he posted a video narration of his breakfast


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 08:43 [Preview] No.969721 del
>>969720
I found this video of him while looking for that video.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 08:44 [Preview] No.969722 del
>>969711
Some of it isn't too bad.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 08:44 [Preview] No.969723 del


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 08:48 [Preview] No.969724 del
Ate a tin of mackerel.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 08:49 [Preview] No.969725 del
might start cosplaying curious george


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 08:55 [Preview] No.969726 del
35 degrees in the bedroom. I might pass away.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 08:56 [Preview] No.969727 del
>>969721
The firmness of that belly is a bad sign.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 08:59 [Preview] No.969728 del
>>969725
>curious
There is no shame any more.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 08:59 [Preview] No.969729 del
>>969724
I thought I smelled something.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 09:02 [Preview] No.969730 del
>>969726
Sleep tight NEET.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 09:02 [Preview] No.969731 del
>>969726

See you on the other side neet.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 09:03 [Preview] No.969732 del
>>969728
The stigma is gone.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 09:06 [Preview] No.969733 del
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>>969724
I've got these in the freexer, I hope they aren't vile like the Tasmanian salmon.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 09:08 [Preview] No.969734 del
>>969722
That video is irritating. Tho probably the same can be told about 99% of toks.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 09:10 [Preview] No.969735 del
>>969734
I am guessing the 1% is those Belzona videos.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 09:10 [Preview] No.969736 del
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They said it couldnt be done
They said it was impossible
They said it woudlnt work
Fog Lights Installed
They work
They shine like diamonds and make my car look cool.

I showed (You).


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 09:11 [Preview] No.969737 del
>>969736
You should look up the law as relates to their use. You probably don't even understand their purpose or how they work.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 09:13 [Preview] No.969738 del
>>969736
You will be like a beacon of hope in the darkest of nights.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 09:15 [Preview] No.969739 del
>>969736
Based.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 09:17 [Preview] No.969740 del
>tfw 36 in my room


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 09:19 [Preview] No.969741 del
>>969740
Happy birthday NEET. We are all here for you.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 09:24 [Preview] No.969742 del
>>969740
Happy birthday


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 09:44 [Preview] No.969743 del
>>969716
I prefer blackmores pro biotics for big gas.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 09:48 [Preview] No.969744 del
>>969722
what race is that creature?


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 09:50 [Preview] No.969745 del
>>969743
You will power the big BBQs at the commune.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 09:51 [Preview] No.969746 del
Cooling down outside. I'm going to open my window. I will finally be able to wank in a few hours.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 09:53 [Preview] No.969747 del
>>969746
Wank the night away?


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 09:53 [Preview] No.969748 del
>>969744
No idea soz


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 10:03 [Preview] No.969749 del
I am using a spray bottle filled with water to cool my feet.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 10:04 [Preview] No.969750 del
>>969749
Is there a sizzling noise?


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 10:05 [Preview] No.969751 del
>>969748
Its important to identify brown hands when food preparation is involved.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 10:07 [Preview] No.969752 del
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NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 10:08 [Preview] No.969753 del
>>969752
That's what Cruisey pays extra for.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 10:09 [Preview] No.969754 del
>>969751
Here are some white hands cooking a hearty meal


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 10:10 [Preview] No.969755 del


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 10:14 [Preview] No.969756 del
>>969754
Looks like a good feed.
Only the white man has the creativity to come up with deep frying frozen pixxa.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 10:15 [Preview] No.969757 del
Blueberry pie


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 10:16 [Preview] No.969758 del
>>969757
With big dollop of cream?


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 10:17 [Preview] No.969759 del
>>969758
Please don't harass me


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 10:18 [Preview] No.969760 del
>>969756
NGL its better looking than that curry poo.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 10:18 [Preview] No.969761 del
Temperature is starting to drop. Down to 32 in here now. The antique aircon is getting on top of things.

I may survive.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 10:19 [Preview] No.969762 del
>>969759
I'll start harassing that bussy if you're not careful.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 10:20 [Preview] No.969763 del
>>969761
Get the mylar blanket and wrap it around yourself as protection from hypothermia.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 10:26 [Preview] No.969764 del
Good night.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 10:29 [Preview] No.969765 del


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 10:35 [Preview] No.969766 del
>>969761
You're not going to make it, but it's good to stay positive against such odds.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 10:41 [Preview] No.969767 del
>>969764
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 10:53 [Preview] No.969768 del
>>969764
Night fella.
It's a pidge. What did he expect?


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 10:53 [Preview] No.969769 del
Enjoying this Moog album I DL'd but its time to go to bed.
Good Night NEETs.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 10:54 [Preview] No.969771 del
>>969768
These domesticated pidges have been selected for sexual characteristics not intelligence. Spouse substitutes only.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 10:55 [Preview] No.969772 del
>>969769
Good night.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 10:55 [Preview] No.969773 del
Bought some salami. Had a 0.5/5 star health rating. Dunno how shibs is still alive after eating this stuff his entire life.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 10:56 [Preview] No.969774 del
>>969762
😳


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 10:57 [Preview] No.969775 del
>>969771
Suspiciously dildo shaped.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 10:59 [Preview] No.969776 del
>>969769
Night fella.

>>969773
What?


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 11:01 [Preview] No.969777 del
>>969769
You wouldn't download a boong.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 11:02 [Preview] No.969778 del
>>969776
our gubber men judges us for the food we eat, its right there on the packet. You would need to eat like a thoroughbred race horse to get a five star rating.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 11:04 [Preview] No.969779 del
>>969777
I've downloaded several over the years to milk cennobux for myself


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 11:04 [Preview] No.969780 del
Might download 30kg salami.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 11:15 [Preview] No.969781 del
>>969779
Imagine how much you could scam out of cenno with a mob of AI generated boongs.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 11:17 [Preview] No.969782 del
>>969773
Which brand did you get?


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 11:17 [Preview] No.969783 del
neets are there any frozen meats that would make for good, fast cooked breakfast meats?


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 11:18 [Preview] No.969784 del
>>969782
I think it's a woolies brand. It has australian pork


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 11:18 [Preview] No.969785 del
>>969783
Can't think of anything better than burger patties or sausages.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 11:20 [Preview] No.969786 del
>>969784
>australian pork
That is essential but I had a flavourless one yesterday. I think it was calling itself Danish salami. Or maybe mild Hungarian. Primo brand. Or maybe Don. I can't remember now. I threw it out.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 11:24 [Preview] No.969787 del
I was very frustrated that Butch's Smallgoods red wine and garlic salami was not on the shelf when I went yesterday.
It was a minor thing I suppose in the scheme of things, but I had been looking forward to it. There was a surge of rage when I spied the empty shelves and came to understand the situation.
If I was even slightly more mentally unhinged I might have started abusing the nearest staff. I am only just barely a civilised NEET still. With just the rare public outburst.
The outbursts are rare, not habitual. I am still a member of society. There is no public rage for a missing salami. Not yet. I am keeping it together here.
I am holding it all together here NEETs. But how many out of stock salamis away from a trip in the paddy wagon and a mental health hold are any of us really? You just don't know.
Stock my fucking salamis. Dogs.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 11:26 [Preview] No.969788 del
Tempted to leave the windows open overnight but worried about burglars.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 11:27 [Preview] No.969789 del
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This is the one. It had no flavour at all.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 11:33 [Preview] No.969790 del
>>969789
They're too ashamed to give you the number of health stars.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 11:36 [Preview] No.969791 del
>>969790
just fat and nitrates.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 11:48 [Preview] No.969792 del
>>969791
puts hairs on your chest


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 11:50 [Preview] No.969793 del
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>>969791
ova here!


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 11:51 [Preview] No.969794 del
Probably the spicier salamis are healthier because they contain at least some plant matter from the capsicum and pepper and stuff.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 12:02 [Preview] No.969795 del
>>969793
πŸ˜‰


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 12:17 [Preview] No.969796 del
I turned 37 today. Still don't have hobbies, gf, job or frens. It's over.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 12:24 [Preview] No.969797 del
>>969796
Happy Birthday NEET. There are NEETs here older than you.
Things may not have turned out how we hoped but there is still laughter to be had every now and then. We keep going. We see it through to the end.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 15:24 [Preview] No.969798 del
>>969796
Happy birthday neet, it's not over, you made it


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 17:34 [Preview] No.969799 del
>>969783
I often have an Olga’s chicken pattie if I’m frying an egg or bacon. They’re in the fresh meat section, but I bag them up individually and freeze them and just transfer one to the fridge the night before.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 17:38 [Preview] No.969800 del
>>969796
Happy birthday, NOOT.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 17:38 [Preview] No.969801 del
>>969789
>It had no flavour at all.
Impossible. Don is the most prestigious Hungarian brand out there.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 17:58 [Preview] No.969802 del
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NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 18:20 [Preview] No.969803 del
>>969801
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fKznSxT_4Ts [Embed]


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 18:21 [Preview] No.969804 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lbHFOyZpGjs [Embed]


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 18:21 [Preview] No.969805 del
>>969801
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qRZyHKuYIcI [Embed]


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 18:33 [Preview] No.969806 del
>>969787
If only we knew how bad things really were.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 18:34 [Preview] No.969807 del
>>969796
Happy Birthday NEET!


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 18:35 [Preview] No.969808 del
>>969806
a bit of casual racism would get the salami shelf restocked


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 18:35 [Preview] No.969809 del
>>969802
Handsome fellas.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 18:36 [Preview] No.969810 del
>>969808
Joslin is well respected.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 20:00 [Preview] No.969811 del
NEET are you okay?


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 20:27 [Preview] No.969813 del
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Good Moog NEETs.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 20:58 [Preview] No.969814 del
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>>969796
Happy Birthday


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 21:06 [Preview] No.969815 del
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RISE 'N SHINE UNCS


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 21:06 [Preview] No.969816 del
back at victor
collecting Sweetie tomorrow


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 21:10 [Preview] No.969817 del
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>>969816
make sure you get her some treats.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 21:11 [Preview] No.969818 del
>>969817
I'll get her a bbq chook tomorrow


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 21:15 [Preview] No.969819 del
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NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 21:29 [Preview] No.969820 del
morning neetbros


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 21:39 [Preview] No.969821 del
>>969787
In the slammer, they only serve primo.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 21:41 [Preview] No.969822 del
>I was walking through the local cemetery the other day. A woman was walking towards me and as she got nearer she said Good Morning. I replied, Oh, you can see me.
>I've never seen anyone run that fast before.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 21:41 [Preview] No.969823 del
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might tell weber i'm drafting if he notices me behind him at the shops today.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 21:42 [Preview] No.969824 del
>>969796
Time for your birthday wank


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 21:46 [Preview] No.969825 del
>>969823
Chad seems nice. Wish some of the speedy big fellas would let me do some drafting behind them.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 21:49 [Preview] No.969826 del
>>969823
We all ride his slipstream from time to time


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 21:50 [Preview] No.969827 del
I turned the canoe the other way on its end and will work on the last bit of the front bulkhead from the inside, today. Thunder and threatening to rain. I see much inside dwelling in my immediate future.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 22:18 [Preview] No.969828 del
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I think this is real
>no best A


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 22:19 [Preview] No.969829 del


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 22:37 [Preview] No.969830 del
Thinking about how IGA dropped the bombshell and should be the drama of the day but even in his deepest shame recesses, he's outdone by Tiffo being a little fatty. He cant even be the best heel.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 22:39 [Preview] No.969831 del
Weber's cum looks like lemon curd. I'd stop eating it if it didn't taste like it.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 22:42 [Preview] No.969832 del
Scooped 4 bull ants out of my coffee. I can smell them on my finger, but coffee still smells and tastes the same.
Should be fine, right?


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 22:44 [Preview] No.969833 del
Rob Reiner looks like an Epstein Island type. They should pin it all on him.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 22:46 [Preview] No.969834 del
>>969828
I will investigate whether they are being sold at my local kfc.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 22:48 [Preview] No.969835 del
>>969726
need a good cyclone to sweep across the country from the north west i reckon


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 22:48 [Preview] No.969836 del
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>>969830
This is literally nothing wrong with being a fat nazi. It is a very heroic and dignified look.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 22:50 [Preview] No.969837 del
Might take a Pixxa out the freexer for tonight. Definetley will skip the ice cream as I was eating it out of the tub last night because it was too hard to chip out into a bowl.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 22:51 [Preview] No.969838 del
>>969836
Goering was one of the heroes of the Beer Hall putsch.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 22:54 [Preview] No.969839 del
>>969832
bull ant coffee was a pioneer pleasure that they enjoyed during periods of clearing the bush for farming and herding boongs off cliffs.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 22:57 [Preview] No.969840 del
>>969838
He was found many times bent over a stein keg with his italian trousers at his ankles.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 23:04 [Preview] No.969841 del
As of January 2024, according to the Brewer's Association of Australia, the average pint at the pub now costs $15. In contrast, purchasing 20-litre kegs of pub-quality beer from our Burleigh Heads Brewery brings the cost down to around $3 per pint.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 23:12 [Preview] No.969842 del
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might get the BO to do something about the fat shaming around here.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 23:16 [Preview] No.969843 del
I've done more defensive driving in Victor than the past 3 weeks around town and up North. Fucking old cunts.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 23:18 [Preview] No.969844 del
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NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 23:20 [Preview] No.969845 del
>>969844
That other old lezza lost 3 sets of tools on a space walk and drilled a hole in the ISS too. NASA rushed to try and cover it up. There's a greentext screencap floating about.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 23:21 [Preview] No.969846 del
>>969831
Crass. These posts are beneath you.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 23:22 [Preview] No.969847 del
>>969828
I posted the news article the other day. It's just Sydney Airport at this stage.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 23:23 [Preview] No.969848 del
>>969844
How dumb do you have to be to think the IP address of the fucking ISS wouldn't stand out.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 23:24 [Preview] No.969849 del
>>969848
and that NASA/Roscosmos wouldn't be recording every single byte


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 23:27 [Preview] No.969850 del
>>969841
Last night on ACA they had a story about how Guiness consumption has risen 25% in the last year in Australia.


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 23:32 [Preview] No.969851 del
>Central West Police seize an estimated $750,000 worth of cannabis growing in a house
>nearly 300 cannabis plants and 15kg of dried cannabis
10K really needs to step up his game


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 23:33 [Preview] No.969852 del
>>969851
cop pricing is always overinflated tho


NEET 01/08/2026 (Thu) 23:47 [Preview] No.969853 del
>>969796
Happy birthday


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 00:13 [Preview] No.969854 del
>>969845
the one who was trying to be so intolerable that NASA would send up a taxi just to get her back to earth? I was looking for that in my folders.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 00:16 [Preview] No.969855 del
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UwU found it!


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 00:29 [Preview] No.969856 del
>>969855
For fucks sake


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 00:36 [Preview] No.969857 del
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>>969842
Shaming is a good thing for most of you, it pressures people into self improvement. There is far too much acceptance on here and in society in general. Some of you neets need to take a good long look at yourselves.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 00:37 [Preview] No.969858 del
>imagining tiffin in his 5xl nazi youth uniform standing at attention while the fuhrer looks at him disapprovingly


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 00:39 [Preview] No.969859 del
>>969856
If that situation is anything like what was described there, it would be entirely justified in murdering that psycho foid and officially covering it up.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 00:44 [Preview] No.969860 del
>>969855
lol I forgot about the toilet


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 00:49 [Preview] No.969861 del
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Might sell my astra and buy a hovercraft instead.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 00:49 [Preview] No.969862 del
>>969811
Average ndis callout


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 00:52 [Preview] No.969863 del
>>969860
was looking for the back story but reddit says its fake news, sexist, racist and nazi propaganda.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 00:56 [Preview] No.969864 del
did all the supermarket and running about that she wanted
she bought me one of these from BCF: https://youtube.com/watch?v=SHARsgirxKQ [Embed]
had two buttered scones while she does the washing and prepares my hungarian roll
having a rum and cola now


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 00:57 [Preview] No.969865 del
>>969863
that's how you know there's a rather large dollop of truth to it


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 00:57 [Preview] No.969866 del
>>969864
>rum and cola
Rotgut


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 00:59 [Preview] No.969867 del
want a clog, but that might be a disaster with the washing machine doing its thing


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 01:01 [Preview] No.969868 del
>>969861
what will you do with all the money you save on wheel bearings, shock absorbers and brake pads?


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 01:02 [Preview] No.969869 del
>>969868
he doesn't know how much replacement skirts cost or how fuel inefficient they are


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 01:02 [Preview] No.969870 del
not to mention insanely noisy


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 01:07 [Preview] No.969871 del
>>969870
gonna drive the local boomers mad doing donuts in the cark park with it


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 01:11 [Preview] No.969872 del
>>969871
There's a YouTuber I watch occasionally who got his hands on a one man hovercraft and did a few videos up in Alaska or similar on it. I'll try and find him.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 01:14 [Preview] No.969873 del
>>969872
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OE1NJEUO77U [Embed]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4u5RMY5tul4 [Embed]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DggVHqwqviQ [Embed]
he does a bit of hooting and hollering I don't like from time to time, so I only watch him sporadically


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 01:30 [Preview] No.969874 del
Not getting into it today. Just cant get started. I blame the rain.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 01:33 [Preview] No.969875 del
Did Nuro fucking die or something? He hasn't posted for 48-72 hours.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 01:35 [Preview] No.969876 del
Thinking of getting into the raisin bread game, do neets have any brands to recommend?


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 01:36 [Preview] No.969878 del
>>969875
Probably busy. He was almost certainly required for that operation in venezuela the other day, no way delta force would attempt that without nuro leading them.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 01:37 [Preview] No.969879 del
>>969876
only had the tiptop one at home, sorry


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 01:43 [Preview] No.969880 del
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>>969875
I DM'd him late last night. He sounded upbeat and we had a good laff, not pill brained at all.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 01:46 [Preview] No.969881 del
>>969867
The clogs unite!


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 01:47 [Preview] No.969882 del
>>969878
πŸ‘†πŸ’―


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 02:03 [Preview] No.969883 del
>>969882
But operators of nuro's calibre don't come cheap - trump was talking about how they have to increase the defence budget from 1 trillion to 1.5 trillion. Nuro's consulting fees.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 02:11 [Preview] No.969884 del
>>969821
Primo salami sandwiches with Tip Top bread and eta margarine. Cruel and unusual punishment. Vile!


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 02:12 [Preview] No.969885 del
Motherbat wrote a complaint letter to Primo once. She received a generic response.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 02:13 [Preview] No.969886 del
>>969823
That's a good story. Just drafting.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 02:13 [Preview] No.969887 del
>>969885
What was the basis of her complaint?


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 02:15 [Preview] No.969888 del
>>969887
It was back when I was younger and going to the gym and looking like a Kelvinator, and we had purchased one of their kilo bacon packs and they had used deceptive packaging so that you couldn't see half the pack was complete inedible dogshit.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 02:16 [Preview] No.969889 del
>>969840
There was no shame at the time. The stigma was gone.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 02:17 [Preview] No.969890 del
>>969841
They've destroyed pub culture in this country with their taxes. Now everyone just stays home being mentally ill.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 02:18 [Preview] No.969891 del
>>969843
It is summer holidays it gets too busy to cope.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 02:19 [Preview] No.969892 del
Nuro told a Pentagon inquiry that the S.E.A.L's had gone Fake and Ghey since '15 and he didn't want to end up dead from a command fuck-up getting played by Marky-Mark in some Netfilx blockbuster so if they didn't transfer him back to Delta he would be tempted to go rogue get a gig as a mercenary springing the next South American dictator in US Federal Custody to lead some Military coup against CIA allied tinpot Carribbean narco states, once.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 02:20 [Preview] No.969893 del
>>969890
same over here. there's no point when you can just stay at home drinking beers that cost a quarter of a pubs, and just play cod and go on brit/pol/ and aus/neet/s. the bigger problem with pubs/bars now though is that lads know they aren't going to get laid by going to them wheras in better times that was a possibility


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 02:20 [Preview] No.969894 del
>>969862
kek. Have to dig their way to the chortler inside and get him signed up for the bowling league.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 02:21 [Preview] No.969895 del
>>969846
You tell him. Spot on.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 02:22 [Preview] No.969896 del
>>969864
>she bought me one of these from BCF
Is the strap long enough to wear it properly around the majestic executive body?


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 02:23 [Preview] No.969897 del
>>969866
Very negative tone to this little comment. Not the right note.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 02:24 [Preview] No.969898 del
>>969876
When I was a kid the fruit toast was divine. Now it all tastes like ashes. I don't know what happened.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 02:25 [Preview] No.969899 del
>>969880
They got him then NEET. He's incarcerated and an agent has taken over his channels. They don't have one good enough to seem the right amount of Based.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 02:27 [Preview] No.969900 del
>>969838
>Goering was one of the heroes of the Beer Hall putsch.
He personally led it on his mobility scooter.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 02:27 [Preview] No.969901 del
>>969888
They can be sneaky like that sometimes, the dogs. Rolled up slimy scraps hidden beneath. They're lucky the bat only sent a letter not an incendiary device.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 02:28 [Preview] No.969902 del
>>969896
Yes, there's about 2.5-3.0 inches of strap left after adjustment. I do have to tuck the strap under the left boob for it to sit correctly.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 02:30 [Preview] No.969903 del
I can picture the 'bat on an old-fashioned typewriter typing out her complaint letters late at night after the children had gone to bed back in the day. A cosy scene.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 02:31 [Preview] No.969904 del
>>969900
It was a Mercedes Benz model.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 02:38 [Preview] No.969905 del
>>969904
https://youtube.com/watch?v=J3h-GUVHsFA [Embed]


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 02:42 [Preview] No.969906 del


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 02:46 [Preview] No.969907 del


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 02:52 [Preview] No.969908 del
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>>969905
>Are you big enough


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 03:03 [Preview] No.969909 del
>>969892
I heard him specifically say That card cheatin' yagermeister frat boy Marky Mark in that meeting, intimating personal association, but he also said the same thing in his assessment of Josh Brolin. You gotta take what Nuro says with a grain of salt, sometimes.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 03:07 [Preview] No.969910 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TDkH3EbWTYc [Embed]
this guy is about to have an accident


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 03:23 [Preview] No.969911 del
>>969910
It doesn't even taste good. It loses blind taste tests. Even new coke beat it in blind taste tests. No-one wants to make it themselves. It is about brand not about taste. People will keep buying it.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 03:28 [Preview] No.969912 del
high tide at 5:01am and 4:39 am tomorrow and Sunday
w00t!


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 03:30 [Preview] No.969913 del
>>969912
Going fishing? The King George whiting haul at last?


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 03:32 [Preview] No.969914 del
Corn Jack for lunch.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 03:33 [Preview] No.969915 del


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 03:35 [Preview] No.969916 del
>>969915
We'll have the whiting for brekkie. cooked up on the beach. Remind me to pack the lemons and olive oil.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 03:35 [Preview] No.969917 del
>>969913
Will probably do the Granite Island jetty tomorrow and Sunday. Might look at the Kings Beach lagoon on Monday. Supposedly that is a boong made rock feature designed to trap fish as the tide goes out.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 03:39 [Preview] No.969918 del
>>969910
I dont drink coke and never will again after watching this.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 03:40 [Preview] No.969919 del
>>969918
Starting today or tomorrow?


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 03:41 [Preview] No.969920 del
>>969917
Sorry neet, but if you're not a boong you're not allowed to fish there.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 03:42 [Preview] No.969921 del
>>969920
Cruisey gave me a permission slip!


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 03:43 [Preview] No.969922 del
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>>969918
You need to get on the fanta.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 03:44 [Preview] No.969923 del
>>969922
Motherbat still doesn't believe Fanta was the official soft drink of Nazi Germany.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 03:57 [Preview] No.969924 del
>>969923
You should have told her it was solo.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 04:22 [Preview] No.969925 del
>>969852
They go on 10k's rates.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 04:23 [Preview] No.969926 del
Had to take the bread maker apart to clean the jam that was jamming up the paddle thing. 1/10 will never put sugar syrup in it again.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 04:34 [Preview] No.969927 del
>>969925
Do they test cops for drugs these days, or just monitor their social media for wrongthink?


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 04:44 [Preview] No.969928 del
>>969926
Executive problems.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 04:56 [Preview] No.969929 del
>>969921
Lucky bugger.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 04:57 [Preview] No.969930 del
Having a nap


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 04:58 [Preview] No.969931 del
>>969930
You are sleep-posting quite coherently. Impressive.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 05:05 [Preview] No.969932 del
Might chuck it in and do something friday-ish.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 05:07 [Preview] No.969933 del
>>969932
Have a wank?


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 05:14 [Preview] No.969935 del
a walk?


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 05:27 [Preview] No.969936 del
a walk&wank?


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 05:28 [Preview] No.969937 del
>>969936
The parsnip tour.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 05:47 [Preview] No.969938 del
😒


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 05:56 [Preview] No.969939 del
Struggling with the heat


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 05:59 [Preview] No.969940 del
>>969939
Get in the cool zone NEET.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 06:08 [Preview] No.969941 del
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>>969940
His fan melted from the heat.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 06:13 [Preview] No.969942 del
Heat is killing me. Need alcohol. I think I finished vibe coding an imageboard with anonymous passwords. We could all use the same password, or everyone can have their own. No accounts needed. Just needs to be copied onto the VPS.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 06:23 [Preview] No.969943 del
>>969942
Get Monk to do a code review.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 06:34 [Preview] No.969946 del
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You need to get the metal fan.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 06:44 [Preview] No.969947 del
>>969937
Told the ethnic about my 150kph wanks. She seemed impressed.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 06:45 [Preview] No.969948 del
>>969942
Which NEET are you?


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 06:47 [Preview] No.969949 del
>>969947
Will she be able to match that wrist speed?


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 06:48 [Preview] No.969950 del
>>969836
>This is literally nothing wrong with being a fat nazi.

>There is literally nothing wrong with being a fat alchoholic nazi chronically addicted to opiates.

FTFY … t. The lordiest Nuro


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 06:48 [Preview] No.969951 del
>>969948
😹😹😹


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 06:50 [Preview] No.969952 del
>>969949
Rub some olive oil and salt in first and it will turn into crackling.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 07:01 [Preview] No.969953 del
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NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 07:19 [Preview] No.969954 del
>>969953
You can feel the culture!


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 07:47 [Preview] No.969955 del
Forgot to have that dump earlier.
Doing it now after dinner and pudding made my belly hurt.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 07:51 [Preview] No.969956 del
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NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.969957 del
>>969955
The pudding just squeezed in.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.969958 del


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 08:00 [Preview] No.969959 del
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>>969955
Give that belly a rub and have a second pudding.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 08:00 [Preview] No.969960 del
>>969861
The hovercraft experiment did not end well in Clarkson's Farm.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 08:09 [Preview] No.969961 del
>>969959
He's earned it.


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NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 08:12 [Preview] No.969965 del
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>>969967
lol
meanwhile in Canberra... it's time for Summernats


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 08:18 [Preview] No.969969 del
>>969962
>>969967
They should get together.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 08:19 [Preview] No.969970 del
>>969968
>Friend works in a hotel and said there were blokes too early to check in asking which strippers were open at 9am.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 08:22 [Preview] No.969971 del
>>969968
Cruisey I wanna go there


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 08:24 [Preview] No.969973 del
>>969970
It would be difficult to find economical tug.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 08:28 [Preview] No.969974 del
>>969972
>"It's so weird that guy gets her to order him food while he's fucking her."
Beautiful 😒


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 08:43 [Preview] No.969975 del
Gone to bed. The pedestal fan in here sounds and blows like an airplane propeller.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 08:43 [Preview] No.969976 del
>>969962
Winter outfit. That white whatever on the floor gives the illusion of snow.

>>969963
Awkward video.
>dun it egeehn

>>969964
>I am big
She is. She looks American.
I'm not sure I'd wanna live in a Chinese house.

>>969965
Dunno what's this about.

>>969967
Not good, but at least loud.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 08:46 [Preview] No.969977 del
>>969975
Night fella.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 08:48 [Preview] No.969978 del
>>969975
Good night. A squirt of lubricant to the relevant area might quieten that fan down.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 08:50 [Preview] No.969979 del
>>969976
Blessed with (You)'s tyvm


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 08:51 [Preview] No.969980 del
>>969975
>blows like an airplane propeller.
Free blow job.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 08:51 [Preview] No.969981 del
>>969978
good advice neet there could also be too much dust built up on the leading edge of the blades


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 08:53 [Preview] No.969982 del
>>969978
>>969981
It’s a grossly oversized fan. It’s better suited to a mechanic’s workshop or something.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 08:55 [Preview] No.969983 del
I should give it to NEET for his hovercraft


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 08:57 [Preview] No.969984 del
>>969983
πŸ‘†πŸ’―


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 09:02 [Preview] No.969985 del
Four pints in


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 09:03 [Preview] No.969986 del
>>969977
Langos


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 09:04 [Preview] No.969987 del
>>969985
You need some salted peanuts or something to go with them.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 09:06 [Preview] No.969988 del
>>969986
Langos House?


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 09:06 [Preview] No.969989 del
>>969987
Your are salty nuts will do ;)


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 09:07 [Preview] No.969990 del
>>969985
Have one for me please.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 09:07 [Preview] No.969991 del


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 09:11 [Preview] No.969992 del
>>969990
Night is young cuh


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.969993 del
>>969988
Mysterious Slavic language.
The song originally is Hungarian. Just as lΓ‘ngos. Makes me think what kind of Slavs sells lΓ‘ngos instead of working out on my fields???
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=i3Oqq98MQ6A
https://youtube.com/watch?v=i3Oqq98MQ6A [Embed]


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NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 09:23 [Preview] No.969995 del
>>969993
According to Jewgle it's in
>Nade Dimić 14, Subotica 24000, Serbia


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 09:26 [Preview] No.969996 del
>>969995
The Eternal Serb! I should have known!


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 09:29 [Preview] No.969997 del
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NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 09:37 [Preview] No.969998 del
Come on Wizzy. Get your shit together.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 09:39 [Preview] No.969999 del
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Trust the plan.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.970000 del
>>969999
He has a odd navel. And she puts something into it?


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.970001 del
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NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 09:41 [Preview] No.970002 del
Now that I'm thinking about it. Looks more like a plug on a blowup thingy. So perhaps he wears a life jacket.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 09:41 [Preview] No.970003 del
>>970000
Love does strange things to a NEET.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 09:42 [Preview] No.970004 del
>>969999
Thanks executive Wizzy.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 09:44 [Preview] No.970005 del
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NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 09:44 [Preview] No.970006 del
Only 3 thousand posts or so until the big one.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 09:47 [Preview] No.970008 del
>>970005
Turn it up!


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 09:48 [Preview] No.970009 del
Good night.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 09:55 [Preview] No.970010 del
>>970005
Does that read each post?

>>970009
Night fella.
They need a cleaner bath.


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NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 10:13 [Preview] No.970012 del
>>969999
Thanks Wizzy.
You can do it Tiffo. That girl is yours.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 10:15 [Preview] No.970013 del
>>970009
Good night Pidge. xx


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chucked a light loadout and a hoe in the falcon and went to chop weeds on the highway over the mountain and as im turning around to park the zogbots behind me got all suspicious and i am brethoed and packing shit because of all the heavyweight naxi shit on my hiby which i damn near would have swallowed if one wasnt watching me while the other runs my plates but lucky they let me go and i got to carry out the mission and scout around while i did that all the time thinking how i kinda skimped lunch and about my pixxa i got waiting after i got back and had a bath listening to new order while it cooks and even had a minute to make popcorn which i am going to eat with the ice cream and chill watching something stimulating but probably just twitch streams of command and conquer while i try and forget my forced interaction with that chirpy zogbot foid


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 10:23 [Preview] No.970015 del
>>970014
Is this satire?


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 10:32 [Preview] No.970016 del
Thirsty. Think that big poo earlier dehydrated me.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 10:43 [Preview] No.970017 del
I need an mentally unwell goth baddy to emotionally abuse


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 10:47 [Preview] No.970018 del


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 11:01 [Preview] No.970019 del
>>970017
I'm sure one neet went through a goth phase. Webby would be my first guess.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 11:04 [Preview] No.970020 del
>>970019
Bloody well did not


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 11:05 [Preview] No.970021 del
>>970014
Shouldn’t you be on the salads until you lose that 5kg?


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 11:10 [Preview] No.970022 del
do neets think home brand coles canned salmon will be ok or will it be full of mercury?


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 11:10 [Preview] No.970023 del
>>970021
Too tired for ice cream. Going to bed. Good Night.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 11:11 [Preview] No.970024 del
>>970021
He is eating the diet of his aryan horse lord ancestors. He will be fine.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 11:13 [Preview] No.970025 del
>>970014
Pleasant chat, nice vegetation, tasty chow.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 11:23 [Preview] No.970026 del
>>970014
The NEETs shamed you into lowering the cheexe content on that pixxa.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 11:26 [Preview] No.970027 del
>>970026
Sad state of things.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 11:34 [Preview] No.970028 del
>>970022
I had to return the coles brand pink salmon. It was tough and nasty.

Salmon in general is considered one of the better fish for mercury levels, but still eat in moderation.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 13:04 [Preview] No.970029 del
>>970014
Did you get zogbot foid's badge no?
Not a good encounter


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 13:06 [Preview] No.970030 del
Goth webby sounds like something I would remember


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 13:11 [Preview] No.970031 del
>>970030
Especially if you woke up in bed next to him the morning after the Marilyn Manson concert.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 13:24 [Preview] No.970032 del
>>970031
Maroon lipstick everywhere


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 13:48 [Preview] No.970033 del
>>970032
A bit of a shock when I went to take the morning leak.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 13:54 [Preview] No.970034 del
My pillows are damp with sweat


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 13:57 [Preview] No.970035 del
>>970034
Put a towel down NEET. You will get through this. Not much longer now.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 14:05 [Preview] No.970036 del
>>970034
Is it yours?


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 14:22 [Preview] No.970037 del
I'm on the Nik Kershaw music. Two very good songs.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=F0JZiM74sQs [Embed]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Uu4ukcN9B9E [Embed]


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 14:26 [Preview] No.970038 del
A third good one,

https://youtube.com/watch?v=xBdm-wEabdo [Embed]


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 14:55 [Preview] No.970039 del
>>970036
Of course


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.970040 del
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Wisdom here for you NEETs.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 18:03 [Preview] No.970041 del
woke up too early again


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 18:24 [Preview] No.970042 del
>>970026
He's probably a big chortler too


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 18:33 [Preview] No.970043 del
>>970037
Listened the first one.
Very 80s. Fun tho. Very beep and boop.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 18:33 [Preview] No.970044 del
Great advice.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 18:34 [Preview] No.970045 del
might ask chatgpt for the most racist thing rudyard kipling ever said


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 18:59 [Preview] No.970046 del
>>970044
You fellas should try it out if it really werks.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 18:59 [Preview] No.970047 del
Cruisey I wanna re-watch Heated Rivalry


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 19:00 [Preview] No.970048 del
>>970046
It's going to be 40 degrees plus today...
I wish.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 19:38 [Preview] No.970049 del
harrumph!!


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 19:41 [Preview] No.970050 del
>>970049
Medium?


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 19:43 [Preview] No.970051 del
>>970050
big
got fuck all sleep until a couple of hours ago


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 19:45 [Preview] No.970052 del
>>970051
Eat something that didn't agree with you or the heat?


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 19:46 [Preview] No.970053 del
>>970052
the heat


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 20:05 [Preview] No.970055 del
>>970054
Yeah, it would be a mistake to go this year. They should postpone it to next century.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 20:08 [Preview] No.970056 del
>>970055
Two hundred years?


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 20:09 [Preview] No.970057 del
>>970055
He’s not launching a mars mission, not now, not ever.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 20:09 [Preview] No.970058 del
>>970056
Fine by me.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 20:32 [Preview] No.970059 del


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 20:33 [Preview] No.970060 del
I cooka da Pizza, Saar
t. Don Gangesfini


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 20:34 [Preview] No.970061 del
>>970060
>t. Don Gangesfini
Does he work for uber?


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 20:34 [Preview] No.970062 del
>>970061
*head bobble* "fahgeddaboudit saar"


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 20:40 [Preview] No.970063 del
>>970062
>fahgeddaboudit
Sir Google is after your job


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 21:53 [Preview] No.970065 del
picnic at swinging cock


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 21:54 [Preview] No.970066 del
gm neets, slept ok, need to get back on the diet wagon today, no more excuses


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 21:56 [Preview] No.970067 del
>>970066
mordiing


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 21:59 [Preview] No.970069 del
motherbat made me a toasted sandwich by toasting two pieces of bread and putting cold ham in the middle
THEN
i had a shower and it was flooding and it was because she put the non-slip rubber mat thing over the drain hole


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 22:11 [Preview] No.970070 del


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 22:12 [Preview] No.970071 del
>>970069
J U S T


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 22:14 [Preview] No.970072 del
>>970071
picking sweetie up in 45 minutes


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 22:14 [Preview] No.970073 del
>>970072
Lovely.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 22:24 [Preview] No.970074 del
has it cooled off for you neets today?


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 22:24 [Preview] No.970075 del


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 22:26 [Preview] No.970076 del
>>970074
yes, it's only 19.8 here now and trying to spit with rain


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 22:26 [Preview] No.970077 del
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Sick of this heat but still prefer it over putrid cold


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 22:48 [Preview] No.970079 del
Might take up Muay Thai and bash up NinjaNEET.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 23:31 [Preview] No.970080 del
Good Morning NEETs
I have decided that parmesan is not really a breakfast cheexe.


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 23:39 [Preview] No.970081 del
tired from all the heat, no energy


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 23:41 [Preview] No.970082 del


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 23:42 [Preview] No.970083 del


NEET 01/09/2026 (Fri) 23:55 [Preview] No.970085 del
Hey tiffin, how white is tasmania? I heard they were sending lots of refugees there.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 00:12 [Preview] No.970086 del
>>970085
the cities are pozzed everywhere you go. Browns tend to stay out of the country areas because its hard for them to parasite as DEI there.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 00:25 [Preview] No.970088 del
>>970086
is it true that some tasmanians know where there are living thylacines but they keep it secret to protect them?


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 00:37 [Preview] No.970089 del
Sweetie and a hot chook has been collected.
Chook has been parted out and Sweetie got the oysters and some skin and some stuffing.
She made a fren at the kennel. A greyhound named Jimmy.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 00:39 [Preview] No.970090 del
>>970089
I know jimmy the greyhound, he is good value.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 00:47 [Preview] No.970091 del
>>970089
I enjoy these posts.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 00:53 [Preview] No.970092 del
>>970088
You see the problem here, I dont know if I'm entertaining a convicted and open pedophile. I did try to solve this issue with the ausneets matrix channel and that's working nicely as a verified DM, so If you want to hear what I have to say and plot to take control of /ausneets/ then thats where you can find me and Nuro. I will even help you find an appropriate server and set up your verification tokens. All in the interests of taking control of the sinister debacle this board has become.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 00:58 [Preview] No.970093 del
>>970092
think you've got me mixed up with another poster lad


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 01:05 [Preview] No.970094 del
>>970092
Tab status?


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 01:05 [Preview] No.970095 del
>>970092
You're just a little cranky because you're dieting.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 01:07 [Preview] No.970096 del
Webbbbbber


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 01:08 [Preview] No.970097 del
>>970096
I want to see some colour on those dogs.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 01:09 [Preview] No.970098 del


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 01:10 [Preview] No.970099 del


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 01:12 [Preview] No.970100 del
>>970099
I visited 3 cemeteries last week


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 01:17 [Preview] No.970102 del
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NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 01:18 [Preview] No.970103 del
>>970100
You're not allowed to live there NEET.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 01:18 [Preview] No.970104 del
>>970101
>he NEETs are very stupid
I like to think of myself as special.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 01:19 [Preview] No.970105 del
>>970102
They look alright.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 01:19 [Preview] No.970106 del
>>970103
I'm ready for a dirt nap.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 01:21 [Preview] No.970107 del


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 01:21 [Preview] No.970108 del
>>970096
At least this ones a bit cleaner.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 01:23 [Preview] No.970109 del
>>970107
>Cruisey taking me out for the day


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 01:26 [Preview] No.970110 del
>>970109
lucky duck


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 01:28 [Preview] No.970112 del
>>970101
i'm interested in this, i'm not a yank i'm from 8/brit/ and use a proxy. i see so many "characters" mentioned here like, cruisey, weber, nuro, IGA, pidgey and more i can't remember. i always thought they were just made up memes but are you saying posts like >>970109 are part of the spam?


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 01:34 [Preview] No.970114 del
>>970112
thats the thing my limey fren, the pedo spammer will spam the most vile images he can find and then post some banal shit trying to get a (You). The BO thinks that if we dont agitate the troll then we can all post as normal but the good NEETs are not as candid anymore and having to do capchas (because spam) really cuts out a lot of the bants. The sekret board had far higher post count when it was free of this troll effect, sadly the faggot BO deleted it before I could do a catch up (me and Nuro was excluded), 50 000 posts gone. What an arsehole.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 01:37 [Preview] No.970115 del
>>970112
Many of us have been here for years and we ended up getting assigned names based on certain traits and happenings and recognisable posting styles.
Occasionally somebody tries to shit things up by impersonating one of the named NEETs.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 01:45 [Preview] No.970116 del
>>970114
It all went downhill after the Pan incident. The Toxic Mold Syndrome has made it worse.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 01:48 [Preview] No.970117 del
sad, i remember this board before it went down for a few months about 2? years ago. it was very active and funny


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 01:50 [Preview] No.970118 del
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Tonight on my PC I will be watching Avatar: Fire and Ash at 20:00 AEST by myself. Join me as I fast forward until I find the good bits where the vile blue skinned aliens get smashed by the awesome forces of Earth. This moofie will not go for long, maybe ten minutes until the tab is closed in disgust at this eye watering CGI junket scripted to deliver woke tropes like a machine gun in a school cafeteria. Please save me from the loneliness and put something less gay, which would be anything, on womboflix instead.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 01:54 [Preview] No.970119 del
>>970118
>fagatar.jpg
lol


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 01:54 [Preview] No.970120 del


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 01:56 [Preview] No.970121 del
50 in, 85 out
Free lunch


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 01:56 [Preview] No.970122 del
>>970117
it was on the original 8chan until that went down, then 16chan for a short time, then here


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 01:57 [Preview] No.970123 del
16chan
best chan


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 01:57 [Preview] No.970124 del
>>970118
been wanting to re-watch this for years now, but although i remember it being kino, it might not fit your requirement for not being gay. with that said you are watching an avatar film voluntarily thoughever...


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 01:58 [Preview] No.970125 del
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>>970121
I got this yesterday as I had a good feeling about you


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 02:00 [Preview] No.970126 del
>>970121
You trusted The System.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 02:01 [Preview] No.970127 del
>>970117
>about 2? years ago
sadly it was 2019


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 02:03 [Preview] No.970128 del
>>970124
I want to watch this. If you say you want to watch it too then boardNEET has to put it on.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 02:04 [Preview] No.970129 del
>>970127
>2019
that was fifteen years ago


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 02:04 [Preview] No.970130 del
>>970128
lol next you'll be calling this place a democracy


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 02:05 [Preview] No.970131 del
>>970129
I see those counting lessons have been paying off.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 02:06 [Preview] No.970132 del
>>970129
I remember the good old days back in 1852 when Posso was BO.
Before the retard show started up.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 02:07 [Preview] No.970133 del
>>970130
Crabs in a bucket


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 02:09 [Preview] No.970134 del
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>>970132
I remember the NEET vaudeville nights at the opera house just after it was built.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 02:11 [Preview] No.970135 del
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Time for brunch


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 02:16 [Preview] No.970136 del
>>970135
Thanks Tony and Wizzy.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 02:21 [Preview] No.970138 del
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(3.08 MB 4000x3000 20260110_124233.jpg)
(2.39 MB 4000x3000 20260110_124219.jpg)


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 02:22 [Preview] No.970139 del
>>970138
thats a big erection


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 02:26 [Preview] No.970140 del
Havent bought stamps for a while. I wonder what's new.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 02:27 [Preview] No.970141 del
>>970102
Thank you I will give them a try.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 02:29 [Preview] No.970142 del
NEETS HELPING NEETS


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 02:29 [Preview] No.970143 del
>>970121
Well done NEET.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 02:35 [Preview] No.970144 del
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>>970138
>1999
Must have been done by people like this


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 02:36 [Preview] No.970145 del
>>970092
Unfortunately anonymity is a necessary feature of the ausneets community. Neets need to have privacy in order to post about their shameful daily failures.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 02:36 [Preview] No.970146 del
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>>970140
Email was a mistake


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 02:38 [Preview] No.970147 del
>>970145
>their shameful daily failures.
Binges are just part of life.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 02:38 [Preview] No.970148 del
>>970145
Very true, Posso.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 02:41 [Preview] No.970149 del
>>970138
What a grim monolith.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 02:44 [Preview] No.970150 del
>>970145
One time I got careless and today tonight showed up at my house asking me questions about burning my pizza and rotten cum rags.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 02:51 [Preview] No.970151 del
I haven't showered in a while and now my scalp hurts.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 03:00 [Preview] No.970152 del
>>970150
Done worse than that.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 03:01 [Preview] No.970153 del
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The heat is killing me bros


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 03:08 [Preview] No.970154 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ykGZrb8hIjs [Embed] this is interesting, this buner is about to fall into the sea, it might already've done

>>970153
try a cold shower neet, and don't towel dry after. let the water evaporate naturally


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 03:11 [Preview] No.970155 del
Might become a salesman and take cocaine


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 03:24 [Preview] No.970156 del
>>970153
Do you have a cool zone nearby?


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 03:26 [Preview] No.970157 del
>>970154
looks comfy, NGL


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 03:34 [Preview] No.970158 del
Double decker toastie


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 03:38 [Preview] No.970159 del
>>970156
Not really. My AC is blaring and it's still like 28 degrees in here.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 03:39 [Preview] No.970160 del
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Glued one of my model tool stand things together.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 03:39 [Preview] No.970161 del
Cool video about how birds actually speak a language with grammar
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jmys2abx4co [Embed]


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 03:40 [Preview] No.970162 del
>>970161
leave my grandma out of this!


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 03:41 [Preview] No.970163 del
>>970159
That's not hot


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 03:45 [Preview] No.970164 del
>>970160
Well done NEET.
I hope Motherbat doesn't get angry that she can't follow the racing form now. Cruisey said he's seen her down at the TAB.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 03:50 [Preview] No.970165 del
Wwwwwweber


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 03:51 [Preview] No.970166 del
>>970165
jfc how many times a day do you eat hotdogs?


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 03:52 [Preview] No.970167 del


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 03:53 [Preview] No.970168 del
>>970165
Take a photo of the finished product


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 03:53 [Preview] No.970169 del
>>970165
You have severe bowel problems.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 03:53 [Preview] No.970170 del
>>970160
I hope you are going to laquer that before it gets all marked up.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 03:55 [Preview] No.970171 del
>>970165
Your arse is not in a good phase.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 03:55 [Preview] No.970172 del


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 04:03 [Preview] No.970173 del
On Thursday night some cunt broke into the hobby shop that was closing down and stole what was left


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 04:04 [Preview] No.970174 del
>>970173
Very bad home behaviour.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 04:05 [Preview] No.970175 del
>>970174
pretty awful behavior kicking somebody when they're down


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 04:06 [Preview] No.970176 del
Nuro used to periodically have random merchandise in bulk for sale at knock-down prices and some of it was quite nice, once.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 04:08 [Preview] No.970177 del
>>970168
I hope you are going to laquer that before it gets all marked up.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 04:09 [Preview] No.970178 del


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 04:11 [Preview] No.970179 del
Cruisey I wanna a Trev pin


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 04:14 [Preview] No.970180 del
>>970179
We need a NEET pin.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 04:15 [Preview] No.970181 del


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 04:16 [Preview] No.970182 del
>>970181
a penis shaped pin


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 04:17 [Preview] No.970183 del
>>970173
We live in a very sick society.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 04:18 [Preview] No.970184 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KCGUNpzjD6M [Embed]


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 04:22 [Preview] No.970186 del
>>970180
I wanted a Crusisey one originally but it would be
>I πŸ’“ NDIS


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 04:26 [Preview] No.970187 del
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Are these back in fashion in 2026?


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 04:27 [Preview] No.970188 del
>>970187
Acceptance memes, yes.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 04:28 [Preview] No.970189 del
I wish public intoxication was legal


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 04:30 [Preview] No.970190 del
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NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 04:31 [Preview] No.970191 del
>>970189
it is unless you make a dick of yourself


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 04:31 [Preview] No.970192 del
>>970190
I still have it on my fridge.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 04:32 [Preview] No.970193 del
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RUN NEETS GET TO THE CHOPPAH!!


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 04:32 [Preview] No.970194 del


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 04:35 [Preview] No.970197 del
>>970194
I like these too


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 04:35 [Preview] No.970198 del
I found the Dixon Dallas nude.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 04:36 [Preview] No.970200 del
BUM RASH


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 04:36 [Preview] No.970201 del
>>970198
Hot! Want.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 04:37 [Preview] No.970202 del
(142.16 KB 1169x607 dixondallas.jpeg)
(1.96 MB 1764x2848 ddt.jpg)


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