How does he do it?

>>970202
Thanks. Those have been out for a while it seems when I checked the appropriate forum.

check out the dicks on dallas

>>970205
I have already examined multiple angles. I'll check if there are any videos now.

>>970185
My part of the cunt has a lot of boongs. I do not like it

need a fishing buddy
preferably one who wont try to bum me

>>970208
Bumsex is an integral part of the fishing experience.

>>970207
north west? do you have cyclones and crocodiles too? australia is fascinating to me, most people from my cunt only go to melbourne or brisbane so i never really hear anything of the wild north west coast. i only know it from that based lad who drove his landrover up there in the 60s to go fishing and hunting with the boongs

>>970209
Talk about putting the worm on the hook.

>>970209
Is that where the best worms come from?

>>970207
You are 90 percent boong neet.

>>970210
>that based lad who drove his landrover up there in the 60s
The bush tucker man.

>>970210
I have had 3 boong neighbors. that is 3 too many. not north west
>>970213
you can see into my mind??

>>970210
The only NEET who lives in the outback is Tiffin, although he is not in the boong cannibal infested wasteland part.

>>970215
obvious suggestion: terrorise them with a yz125x

>kttwmp
killed the thread with my post

ADIDAS

>>970218
Some of executives might have passed on due to the heat today. RIP.

>>970218
son I am disappoint

>>970220
when i went on holiday to spain as a kid the whole country took a ciesta during the hottest part of the day. might be time for australia to abandon the Anglo work ethic in favour of survival

>>970222
Thanks Wizzy. She'll be right.

DL'd some new techno music, feeling like I wanna party.

>>970224
reach for the lasers, NOOT

>>970225
Me and Nuro are gonna start up NEETRadio with doof music on friday nights.

>>970226
I would have a listen.

>>970226
I too would tune in.

>>970226
Sounds good to me.

>>970194
FA

Wait a minute... It's Saturday.

Is HP on tonight?

>>970232
She whizzed away.

>>970231
I'm not aware of it.
I can add the rest of the Blackadders in an hour.

In theory, there are some stuff to take care first.

>>970231
IIRC, nobody suggested a film.

>>970235
If others are interested I will, otherwise I will watch something else.

>>970237
I just requested HP.

>>970231
Do you mean harry potter? why would anyone watch that shit?

>>970240
Picnic with Hanging Potter

Making the impossible, possible! ~ UMM PTY LTD

>>970240
I would love to watch >>970242

>acquires time travel
>could have used it to save harry's parents
>could have used it to kill voldemort
>uses it to save an autistic creature
bravo ! great writing !

I feel something coming on. Like a panic attack but slower and steadier.

>>970247
Take some Ritalin to calm yourself down

>>970232
They jettison the infant when in the vicinity of predators. The predator eats the baby and the mother survives. Awful creatures.

>>970247
I'd have thought you were used to Womboflix by now, boardneet.

>>970241
>“When something originally scared this mum wallaby she went into flight mode, this is where the pouch muscles will involuntarily contract which can result in their joey falling out of the pouch when they are bounding away at speed fleeing. This very sad involuntary action is what left the pair separated.”
Hence "throwing" the baby out to distract predators. Giving mom another day to make roo babies while they could have died both in by the teeth of predator.
The action doesn't need to be based on conscious decision, it's an automatic defense mechanism. This is how evolution formed them.
During hard times people ate their own kids first because children are burden and useless and die easily - especially "back then". But adults can make more kids when hard times pass. It's not easy to comprehend with modern western thinking and with "think of the children glasses on".

>>970251
The boongs were cooking and eating family members in 44 gallon drums as late as the 1980s.

>>970251
this is your brain on science

>>970249
Sounds like my mum.

>>970254
kek. I am sorry NEET.

>>970253
Scientology has been quiet since this dropped

I lost all respect for the local nesting pidges when I saw they had murdered one of their two babies by pushing it out of the nest.
Apparently it is common when they have more than one baby. They only keep the strongest one.
Awful creatures.

>>970254
iktf

>>970255
Thanks, but it wasn't with me. My mum allowed one of her boyfriends to molest my sister.

>>970259
Many such cases unfortunately. You must have suffered too with a mother like that NEET.

>>970252
>as late as the 1980s
That doesn't sound right NEET. You may have gone a bit far.

>>970257
>Awful creatures
😠

>>970261
he's likely talking about them eating family members who were already dead
>those boongs in the early 1900s who would actively hunt chinese because they thought they tasted good

>>970263
lol

>>970226
First song request for the broadcast

>>970265
>abysmal chink dogshit
please stop posting

I added american hobo. Have to make chow then I'll start the rest of the Blackadders.
If anyone wanna join feel free.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

>>970263
We still had spear chucking boongs back then.

put some shit in the new tackle sling
rod is rigged
bucket ready to go
de-shelled 3 cockles for bait

Bored. Can't be bothered playing games, watching a film, even wanking.

>>970270
Time to do Ritalin and work on something

>>970268
maybe you do to this day

>>970269
Good luck NEET. You should get a crab net to throw in while you fish.

>>970272
They have been known to use star pickets as weapons.

Watching Bosch S01E02. Pilot was good.

>>970275
I quite enjoyed all of those series. The spinoffs (Bosch: Legacy; Ballard) were good too.

>>970275
8.5/10 on imdb. Might be watchable.

might have potatos with chives, salt and butter for dinner.

>>970273
I've thought about it, but then I'd need to measure each one and check them for eggs and I don't even like them that much.

>>970267
Not watching anglo funnies after what they did to the white race because WW2

>>970278
Sounds good.

>>970280
give it a rest

>>970282
I'm sorry. Did you just tell me to give the true history of White Genocide a rest?

Let me point out that England lost its entire empire and became a cuck nation controlled by jews because it started WW2.

Back on the Kiwifarms Minneapolis thread. This shit keeps on giving.

Had pizza

>>970285
Domino's meatlovers?

>>970286
No

2.4 x2 standos
>>970287
>>970288

Cook whole tater in airfryer thrn cut in half and add cheese?

>>970290
Cook whole tater, cut in half, scoop out flesh into bowl, mix with butter, cheexe and chives, pack flash mix back into skins, return face up to air fryer, cook until cheese melted and browned.

>>970290
Not these potatoes. I am trying to maintain the amylopectin to keep the Glycaemic Index down. Boiling for a minimum time and eating them straight away is my strategy. They are new potatoes, probably kennebecs or dutch cream. I have no way of knowing how successful my efforts are though because I dont have a glucose meter and literally couldnt be bothered to take my blood glucose three or four times over an hour.

might visit charlee tomorrow

>>970295
Rated on punters planet?

QRD

https://www.noticer.news/renee-good-ice-watch-minneapolis-shooting/

>>970297
>lesbian car attacker
kek, so she attacks cars

>>970296
No! Charlee good girl, bring schnitzel bring steak

Gone bed get up early

>>970300
night

>>970292
>cheexe
Retard meme

>>970300
Good night and good luck with tomorrow

>>970302
plz word filter cheexe to cheese.

Cruisey will be extra vicious tomorrow when the NEET fails to deliver enough whiting.

>>970305
And fair enough too.

>>970304
I can't

I can't do anything 😞

>>970308
me either

>>970308
Welcome friend. You have come to the right place.

2.1 stangos not 2.4, 2.1x4 in less than 2 hours rarely drink im silly

>>970287
Wanna join ICE now. Do we have an equivalent organisation in australia? If not I might illegally immigrate to america and join.

>>970312
Do not quit your comfy auspost job NEET.

Drunk and captcha not go well probs goid

Jolly great show, with a sombre end which pulls back to reality.

Time for my before bed snack to help me sleep.

>>970313
kek

>>970317
Slices of cheexe?

>>970304
Good suggestion.

>>970317
Enjoy.

Ghmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

What did i miss ?

>>970322
We were watching Blackadder season 4.

>>970322
Idk what js eoom zlionuvf popcorn

>>970319
Sometimes, tonight it's a slice of bread with peanut butter and honey. I have dinner at 5pm so I usually need something extra before bed.

>>970322
Black adder was mostly boring shit but maybe I wasnt in the mood. Before that was american hobo in an abandoned house or whatever. We just said kek and whatever a few times during black adder

Wanna contact the spirit world. Might consult with nuro on the matter.

>>970327
That won't be cheap.

>>970325
>peanut buxxer and honey
They used to sell it combined in the same jar. I don't know if they still do.

Xxeexe and xeaxux xuxxex.

>>970305
And fair enough too.

Good night.

>>970332
Good night Pidge. xx

>>970332
Night fella.
Pidguin.
The fuch is cocomelon.

>>970332
gn

Nice and cool for sleeping, cant hardly wait.
Good Night NEETs

My arse can handle some loving tonight

>>970338
And fair enough too.

>>970337
Good night.

>>970338
Love handles.

kek'd

>>970343
Didnt one of both of these slags get bummed in the mens toilets at the Met back in the day?

I fisted bajo in a nightclub once.

I just saw a naked woman on the tv

Cancel that, it was just my reflection.

Thinking about those King George Whiting.

>>970349
It started raining as soon as I got here and it’s windy too. Going home soon.

home
going to have chicken toastie
chicken is the fish of the land

those two old slappers still aren't out of bed

A development on The Musical.

>>970353
The concept is cool but the visual aspect rubs me the wrong way, something in my gut says "it wrong, sound gud, why need flash gimick, Grug no like".

gm neetbros

>>970354
he has horrific technique and that song was shite

>>970355
mordng

>>970355
>>970357
good meowning😹
I think I just finished coding the passwords shit. Now only admins can only see a hash of each password used when logged in. I think it just needs to be deployed now.

>>970355
>>970357
>>970358
GMN.

>>970354
>>970356
It's good to see a milestone on The Musical though.

>>970358
Has Monk run his eyes over?
Good to Weber to check it too, if Monk missed anything.

>>970360
That is good news I guess. Never realised he was asian.

>>970361
I tried to email them but no response 😿 I think the email i had for monk is dead

>>970362
The greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places.

>>970363
>monk is dead
RIP and 😭

>>970361
>Good to Weber to check it too, if Monk missed anything.
Like Hattori Hanzo, Weber has sworn a blood oath never to audit another line of code again.

>>970367
Based.

>>970352
You leave Posso and Cruisey alone!

>>970372
There is no shame anymore.

Time to get moving

>>970353
Ricey setup

Good Morning NEETs.
already had water in the kettle so I'm way ahead of the game.

>>970377
>goebbels dancing naxi.mp4
You already look thinner and in great shape, well done on the diet.

>>970377
GMN.

>>970377
chat is this real?

>>970375
Off to bed.

Why does google come up straight away with my search results and then it goes blank and takes ten seconds to come up with a bunch of shit I dont want and the first results that looked good disappear and there is just irrelevant shit? This never used to happen.

>>970385
>takes ten seconds to come up with a bunch of shit I dont want
You mean the AI Slop search results?

Might roll one and smoke two.

Done a Glenn, doing a Cow

>>970389
do you still see the girl cow who shit in the car?

>>970389
How was Glen, did his arse smell?
Is happy with his Bacon and Eggs?

*Is Cow happy

Nuro got all drunk and maudlin with survivors guilt in a boom boon hootch when we were on leave in Khe-Sanh, once.

I need monk!😿
Trying to setup the VPS myself

Reporting these sickos that have these "cows" and "sweeties" to DHS.

Eggs on toast for breakakke

Rot setting in. Need fresh air.

>>970400
We can all smell it

>>970401
Its a mental kind of rot, NEET. I need a holiday or a big win or something. Maybe I shoud join a russian roulette gamers group or something.

>>970402
You should try battlefield 6. It's a blast!

>>970390
I give her shifts to lowly herders
>>970392
His arse always stinks. Took Cow out, didnt have to wipe any bums.

>>970405
lol

went to the market and coffee n cars
went to the supermarket again
got a scone

>>970405
Stupid clanker.

Hows the new /ausneets/ board coming? Will there be capchas to post there? Gotta love how the BO can de-anonymize posters whenever he wants but the rest of us cant.

>>970409
it's 95% done. Should be live in an hour or two. No capchas. I can tweak other settings once I know what we need to change

>>970405
Probably wouldnt have a very persistent userbase anyway.

Why did he delete >>>/ck/

>>970350
>>970351
We will try again another day.

>>970407
Sounds like a nice outing.

New board is live with 100MB uploads per file, 10 files per post with a 3 second cooldown on posting unless it's same image spam, then the cooldown is 10 minutes or something. Just need someone to organize a whitelist for it.
It has the ability to create any number of passwords. A password is required to see the board. No registration or email or anything is required to get a password.
if NigaY gets one I can change it and it will kick him off in like 10 seconds.
😹
>pic unrelated

>>970417
might binge watch this from the start

>>970417
Can I have a look?

>>970419
Sure. Nothing on it. Password: temp
https://www.ausneets.cv/

It's too hot 30 I need the cold weather so my pipes freeze..

>>970420
i cant create a thread

>>970418
Say hi to Trista for me .

>>970422
You're thinking of the wrong show neet.

>>970423
>>970426
Turn off the dollchan extension it doesn't work because I changed so much shit.

I had to run a rebuild on the board to make the threads appear. Hopefully it is fixed for good now

>>970427
you dont get floating windows if you click on a post in thread...

>>970429
Let me see if 4chan x works.

>>970429
I got 4chan x to launch on the page but it seems to do nothing for some reason. I might have to hack 4chan x next.

>>970431
read the doccumentation, it gives which IB code base its compatible with.

Who is coffeeNEET?

>>970432
> Who is coffeeNEET?
That's me. I made the new board

>>970432
It's always who is coffeeNEET but never how is coffeeNEET.

>>970434
is that why you call yourself beanNEET? I always thought you actually ate healthy wholesome beans.

>>970425
If you watch an episode of days of our lives followed by an episode of dallas it feels like they are the same show.

>no autorefresh
>no image expansion
>clicking on media opens in new tab

>>970437
I know it's dogshit haha. I'm trying to fix the catalog 404'ing now and then I'll try to hack 4chan x to work next.

>>970435
I never called myself that

>>970438
You're doing good work

2160p is excessive, you don't need anything more than 720p

>>970441
Going past 576i was a mistake.

had a lovely lonch
government is refunding $48.50
having a cider now

Okay. Really need monk for real this time.
>>970440
Ty

>>970443
>government is refunding $48.50
What a country!

>>970442
should've never stopped using realvideo for webshit

>>970443
Lucky neet

>>970438
just add autorefresh first pls so i dont have to manually refresh, i'm too lazy

>>970426
>>970428
Is this a tiffin board?

Feels like a Tiffin board.

>>970449
Tiffin didn't make it. I am one of the secret board neets.
I think the core codebase has an error that makes the catalog not work. I could hack in an auto refresh probably pretty quickly

>"Vichan has next to no active development"

>"We strongly urge you to consider other imageboard packages. It is the opinion of the vichan development team that no new vichan imageboards should be deployed at the moment"


>"vichan is still beta software -- there are bound to be bugs"

>The vichan team themselves say don't use vichan for new boards!
ecks dee. the code base itself is broken. Might have to start over from scratch on another software.
I am so mad but can't help but laugh

Put another paint stand together. I have one of these already at home.

>>970452
The next iteration for this place is
https://magrathea.endchan.net/ausneets/thread/970185.html

I would also be careful with home hosting. I would consider how the host is isolated on the network and how the traffic is managed to it.

>>970453
You are doing well.

>>970453
Wanna see it stocked.

>>970454
The site that's up now is hosted on a vps. What's that magrathea thing?

These are alright, but not as good as the apple ones I reviewed yesterday.
https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/productdetails/554619/woolworths-8-caramel-filled-cookies

>>970458
Thank you for the review. This new range seems quite fancy.

I'm really tired of seeing the ugly k-pop demon hunters being shilled everywhere. Are women really into this trash now?

>>970454
the thumbnails dont even load

>>970459
They're good at $3, but I don't think they're going to be worth $6+ when the introductory price finishes.

>>970462
Yes, like many product ranges they will only be an option when on half price special.

I have literally never paid normal price for a packet of tim tams or a block of cadbury. Don't even consider it.
I have "half price only" tattooed on my lower back.

>>970465
kek

This goes out to that one special NEET... he knows who he is.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6ortNYIqO7E [Embed]

>>970467
Its for me. Thank you.

might get the coogee bay special

>>970471
Oh shit that would be bad.

>>970457
magrathea is some kind of failover board thats run on a hacked smart washing machine somewhere in northern england. Its such low bandwidth that it will keep going even when the big cloud servers go down for regular jeetcode fuck ups.

Having a caro and gonna get back to the canoe.

>>970449
>>970450
I OWN /ausneets/, bitch.

might watch this for my fix of dystopian future kino. looks comfy NGL.

>>970475
That one is really good.

>>970476
boardNEET should put it on womboflix tonight.

Goon Afternoon Big Fellas.

The Lordiest Nuro is back in the house. God Awfull wather lately. Hot humid overcast no rain uncomfortable. Been in the cool zone. Had to drop off a couple of bikes so went to the pointe. Chilling in the mobile coolzone cranking the new soundsytem, having a cheeky sip of champas. About to begin a catchup.

How are we all doin ? moofie status ?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=JZ0VLebj3fk [Embed]
Might rewatch Blade.

>>970478
Hi Nuro. Good to see you back with us.

>>970478
Have you listened to any Olivia Rodrigo?

>>970480
ahhhhh fuck
i'm about to cum

>>970476
Does Katnip get her tits out?

>>970478
About to fit the templates for bulkhead #4, just gotta get out of the fart zone in front of the computer. Gonna delete MOS ibiza 2023 from the playlist because its trash.

>moofie status
BoardNEET wont pick up. He is punishing me by punishing the rest of the NEETs.

>>970483
The main character from the first ones isn't in this err maybe she is a little at the end?

Might get raped willingly.
Drinking on an empty stomach. I put some bef mince on but it had a funny smell and was out of date so I stopped.

shit in my mouth weber

I'm in that giddy state of being on the goon. I am just laughing at stupid shit and enjoying myself. I love being drunk.

>>970489
Same except I dont need goon kek

>>970488
Vile.

gape my arse and shit in it

Might watch another episode of Bosch.
He's literally me.

WITH A THOUSAND LIES
AND A GOOD DISGUISE
HIT 'EM RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES

>>970480
ayyyyyyyyyyy
>>970481
i have only studied her body of work non musically
>>970484
well that canoe is slowly getting more expensive every day...
>>970487
it was still good your goon filled stomach will regret this later and your body will hate you tomorrow if you get to that point of being so pissy you just cant be fucked cooking anything and too drunk to acquire any too. Happened to me last week. ooooooof.
>>970489
formerly sober
>>970490
LIES!
>>970493
erm......

decisions decisions neets, had a lamb roast last night, cbf cooking tonight, dont wanna go far or spend too much, options limited. Actually i got it, garn kebab shoppe but gonna hit a chip bab, have not been there lately as the previous owners hubby died suddenly, new owners and new incompetent staff, i will be rolling the dice with this sloppa. Fuck it. I have the neeed, the need for feed.

>>970497
I'd suggest you play it safe tonight. Go to GG or something.

>>970499
Weber got rated last by the same criterion.

RUNNING OUT OF GROG
EMERGENCY SITUATION
EMERGENCY
EMERGENCY
DOCTOR DAN TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM

cevapcicis and bread for dindins

>>970519
Weber didn't know what rissoles were once.

>>970498
Nah GyG is a 20 minute drive away. usually my Sunday go to but only when i am out EEB and that ain’t happening today. Chipbab has been ordered.
>>970506
proper planning prevents poor drinking performance
>>970510
Fucking ROFL

>>970521
I hope it is good. It is always such a fucking diceroll buying food from a new place.

>>970522
It was good. The sloppa hitting my veins like heroin.

>>970525
looks gud

>>970525
propa sloppa

Need to know what NEET is the cv bo

>>970531
not me

>>970533
Probably 10k. Those paint stands are for whack a mole, with our nads.

Has the Australian Guinness recipe improved yet?

>>970525
Based.

>>970536
I'm an Australian guiniess.
Cant improve on purfectiun.

>>970531
Zestykitten neet

>>970539
Literally lower than Weber on the NEET alphabetical rankings.

>>970499
Go Crows.

One movie was requested last year but there wasn't any backup copy available anywhere for the movie was so new.
I said back then: maybe in January. I've no idea about the title.


>>970453
Nice. I'm looking forward to see your collection.

>>970478
You drive in the wrong side of the car.

>>970541
😿

>>970545
PUSSY!
PUSSY!
PUSSY!
PUSSY!

https://www.ausneets.cv/based/

Get the fuck in here neets

Might buy some Guinness longnecks from BWS>

>>970549
no

>>970550
they're pretty gud

>>970550
Bottled beer > canned beer, for sure.

>>970553
it also tastes like a burnt stick and has a high ABV, so it's like a win-win-win

hard drive was making noises and freezing the computer, took it out and shook it, put it back in, it's not giving trouble anymore

>>970556
You better back up anything on there that you want to keep.

>>970556
Uh.

>>970556
Sleep tight HD.

>>970556
Fear will keep it in line.

hard drives, like women, need a firm hand.

Cruisey I want to go to Coffin Bay for a short holiday please.

>>970562
ominous and foreboding name

>>970562
I hope he obliges

>>970563
It's where all the smokers go for holidays

>>970561
Thanks Trev.

>>970564
He could take 3 of us.

The chortler is thriving!

>>970567
💖

>>970557
>>970558
>>970559
>>970560
My theory is that the manufacturers include a mechanism which slowly starts wrecking the drive after a few years to force you to buy a replacement. By shaking it I have destroyed that self destruct mechanism.

>>970570
Smart.

>>970568
Hopefully it is a wake up call for the big fella. He needs to get on the diet wagon, lose the neck and chest fat so he can breathe properly.

Year of acceptance NOT acceptable for this one.

>>970570
A very intelligent take NEET. You have beaten them.

just got forwarded an email from Brad Stumer in Qld and chortled

>>970574
He should be nominated for the nobel peace prize after negotiating that ceasefire.

Big Black Neet

If /ausneets/ went to discord style ID posting then the Neets would have to be more polite and watch what they say.

>>970576
Today I will remind them.

>>970577
lol naïve

>>970572
>Year of acceptance NOT acceptable for this one.
It'll have to be the Year of Exceptions.

>>970582
Exceptionally bantered.

>>970574
From this bloke?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=20I8ba8atyA [Embed]

>>970568
He has mods? And he has more than one?

>>970570
Yeah, one of my hdds died recently. It only run 2 decades. Shoddy manufacturing.

>>970572
I have my doubts. There are people whom such wake up call help, but not others. I wish some of the fellas here take it as a wake up call.
Also wakakaw.

COME ON BABY WE AREN'T GOING TO LIVE FOREVER

I'm so hard rn

>>970587
Your image didn't upload.

>>970585
>He has mods? And he has more than one?
One chortler can only do so much, he needs UMM PTY LTD, Make the impossible, possible!

>>970588
👆💯

might buy some la chouffe...

Downlong agen tcody banks

10:29 am in Romania.