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NEET General # 950 - Culture Edition NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 04:20 [Preview] No. 970185
Would you NEETs describe yourselves as living in a highly cultured area?

Old Thread: >>969102


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 04:33 [Preview] No.970195 del
SA BEST A


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 04:34 [Preview] No.970196 del
How does he do it?


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 04:36 [Preview] No.970199 del


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 04:39 [Preview] No.970204 del
>>970202
Thanks. Those have been out for a while it seems when I checked the appropriate forum.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 04:53 [Preview] No.970205 del
check out the dicks on dallas


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 04:54 [Preview] No.970206 del
>>970205
I have already examined multiple angles. I'll check if there are any videos now.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 05:08 [Preview] No.970207 del
>>970185
My part of the cunt has a lot of boongs. I do not like it


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 05:10 [Preview] No.970208 del
need a fishing buddy
preferably one who wont try to bum me


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 05:12 [Preview] No.970209 del
>>970208
Bumsex is an integral part of the fishing experience.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 05:14 [Preview] No.970210 del
>>970207
north west? do you have cyclones and crocodiles too? australia is fascinating to me, most people from my cunt only go to melbourne or brisbane so i never really hear anything of the wild north west coast. i only know it from that based lad who drove his landrover up there in the 60s to go fishing and hunting with the boongs


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 05:16 [Preview] No.970211 del
>>970209
Talk about putting the worm on the hook.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 05:17 [Preview] No.970212 del
>>970209
Is that where the best worms come from?


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 05:19 [Preview] No.970213 del
>>970207
You are 90 percent boong neet.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 05:19 [Preview] No.970214 del
>>970210
>that based lad who drove his landrover up there in the 60s
The bush tucker man.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 05:22 [Preview] No.970215 del
>>970210
I have had 3 boong neighbors. that is 3 too many. not north west
>>970213
you can see into my mind??


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 05:31 [Preview] No.970216 del
>>970210
The only NEET who lives in the outback is Tiffin, although he is not in the boong cannibal infested wasteland part.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 05:41 [Preview] No.970217 del
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>>970215
obvious suggestion: terrorise them with a yz125x


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 06:36 [Preview] No.970218 del
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>kttwmp
killed the thread with my post


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 06:37 [Preview] No.970219 del
ADIDAS


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 06:38 [Preview] No.970220 del
>>970218
Some of executives might have passed on due to the heat today. RIP.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 06:38 [Preview] No.970221 del
>>970218
son I am disappoint


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 06:43 [Preview] No.970222 del
>>970220
when i went on holiday to spain as a kid the whole country took a ciesta during the hottest part of the day. might be time for australia to abandon the Anglo work ethic in favour of survival


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 06:44 [Preview] No.970223 del
>>970222
Thanks Wizzy. She'll be right.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 06:44 [Preview] No.970224 del
DL'd some new techno music, feeling like I wanna party.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 06:45 [Preview] No.970225 del
>>970224
reach for the lasers, NOOT


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 06:51 [Preview] No.970226 del
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>>970225
Me and Nuro are gonna start up NEETRadio with doof music on friday nights.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 06:53 [Preview] No.970227 del
>>970226
I would have a listen.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 06:55 [Preview] No.970228 del
>>970226
I too would tune in.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 06:56 [Preview] No.970229 del
>>970226
Sounds good to me.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 06:59 [Preview] No.970230 del


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 07:00 [Preview] No.970231 del
Wait a minute... It's Saturday.

Is HP on tonight?


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 07:01 [Preview] No.970232 del
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>Aussie woman saves a wallaby joey that fell out of her mum's pouch.
>Wildlife rescue collected the baby but the mother was unable to be found.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 07:01 [Preview] No.970233 del
>>970232
She whizzed away.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 07:02 [Preview] No.970234 del
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NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 07:03 [Preview] No.970235 del
>>970231
I'm not aware of it.
I can add the rest of the Blackadders in an hour.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 07:04 [Preview] No.970236 del
In theory, there are some stuff to take care first.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 07:05 [Preview] No.970237 del
>>970231
IIRC, nobody suggested a film.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 07:06 [Preview] No.970238 del
>>970235
If others are interested I will, otherwise I will watch something else.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 07:06 [Preview] No.970239 del
>>970237
I just requested HP.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 07:06 [Preview] No.970240 del
>>970231
Do you mean harry potter? why would anyone watch that shit?


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 07:07 [Preview] No.970242 del
>>970240
Picnic with Hanging Potter


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 07:07 [Preview] No.970243 del
Making the impossible, possible! ~ UMM PTY LTD


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 07:08 [Preview] No.970244 del
>>970240
I would love to watch >>970242


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 07:15 [Preview] No.970245 del
>you're hanging Harry!


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 07:16 [Preview] No.970246 del
>acquires time travel
>could have used it to save harry's parents
>could have used it to kill voldemort
>uses it to save an autistic creature
bravo ! great writing !


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 07:17 [Preview] No.970247 del
I feel something coming on. Like a panic attack but slower and steadier.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 07:20 [Preview] No.970248 del
>>970247
Take some Ritalin to calm yourself down


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 07:21 [Preview] No.970249 del
>>970232
They jettison the infant when in the vicinity of predators. The predator eats the baby and the mother survives. Awful creatures.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 07:25 [Preview] No.970250 del
>>970247
I'd have thought you were used to Womboflix by now, boardneet.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 07:26 [Preview] No.970251 del
>>970241
>“When something originally scared this mum wallaby she went into flight mode, this is where the pouch muscles will involuntarily contract which can result in their joey falling out of the pouch when they are bounding away at speed fleeing. This very sad involuntary action is what left the pair separated.”
Hence "throwing" the baby out to distract predators. Giving mom another day to make roo babies while they could have died both in by the teeth of predator.
The action doesn't need to be based on conscious decision, it's an automatic defense mechanism. This is how evolution formed them.
During hard times people ate their own kids first because children are burden and useless and die easily - especially "back then". But adults can make more kids when hard times pass. It's not easy to comprehend with modern western thinking and with "think of the children glasses on".


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 07:27 [Preview] No.970252 del
>>970251
The boongs were cooking and eating family members in 44 gallon drums as late as the 1980s.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 07:29 [Preview] No.970253 del
>>970251
this is your brain on science


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 07:29 [Preview] No.970254 del
>>970249
Sounds like my mum.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 07:30 [Preview] No.970255 del
>>970254
kek. I am sorry NEET.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 07:30 [Preview] No.970256 del
>>970253
Scientology has been quiet since this dropped


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 07:31 [Preview] No.970257 del
I lost all respect for the local nesting pidges when I saw they had murdered one of their two babies by pushing it out of the nest.
Apparently it is common when they have more than one baby. They only keep the strongest one.
Awful creatures.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 07:31 [Preview] No.970258 del


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 07:31 [Preview] No.970259 del
>>970255
Thanks, but it wasn't with me. My mum allowed one of her boyfriends to molest my sister.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 07:33 [Preview] No.970260 del
>>970259
Many such cases unfortunately. You must have suffered too with a mother like that NEET.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 07:34 [Preview] No.970261 del
>>970252
>as late as the 1980s
That doesn't sound right NEET. You may have gone a bit far.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 07:36 [Preview] No.970262 del
>>970257
>Awful creatures
😠


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 07:37 [Preview] No.970263 del
>>970261
he's likely talking about them eating family members who were already dead
>those boongs in the early 1900s who would actively hunt chinese because they thought they tasted good


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 07:39 [Preview] No.970264 del


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 07:42 [Preview] No.970265 del
>>970226
First song request for the broadcast


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 07:43 [Preview] No.970266 del
>>970265
>abysmal chink dogshit
please stop posting


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 07:44 [Preview] No.970267 del
I added american hobo. Have to make chow then I'll start the rest of the Blackadders.
If anyone wanna join feel free.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 07:49 [Preview] No.970268 del
>>970263
We still had spear chucking boongs back then.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 07:49 [Preview] No.970269 del
put some shit in the new tackle sling
rod is rigged
bucket ready to go
de-shelled 3 cockles for bait


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.970270 del
Bored. Can't be bothered playing games, watching a film, even wanking.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.970271 del
>>970270
Time to do Ritalin and work on something


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 07:52 [Preview] No.970272 del
>>970268
maybe you do to this day


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 07:55 [Preview] No.970273 del
>>970269
Good luck NEET. You should get a crab net to throw in while you fish.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 07:55 [Preview] No.970274 del
>>970272
They have been known to use star pickets as weapons.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 07:56 [Preview] No.970275 del
Watching Bosch S01E02. Pilot was good.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 07:58 [Preview] No.970276 del
>>970275
I quite enjoyed all of those series. The spinoffs (Bosch: Legacy; Ballard) were good too.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 08:03 [Preview] No.970277 del
>>970275
8.5/10 on imdb. Might be watchable.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 08:04 [Preview] No.970278 del
might have potatos with chives, salt and butter for dinner.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 08:07 [Preview] No.970279 del
>>970273
I've thought about it, but then I'd need to measure each one and check them for eggs and I don't even like them that much.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 08:08 [Preview] No.970280 del
>>970267
Not watching anglo funnies after what they did to the white race because WW2


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 08:08 [Preview] No.970281 del
>>970278
Sounds good.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 08:09 [Preview] No.970282 del
>>970280
give it a rest


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 08:27 [Preview] No.970283 del
>>970282
I'm sorry. Did you just tell me to give the true history of White Genocide a rest?

Let me point out that England lost its entire empire and became a cuck nation controlled by jews because it started WW2.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 08:31 [Preview] No.970284 del
Back on the Kiwifarms Minneapolis thread. This shit keeps on giving.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 08:32 [Preview] No.970285 del
Had pizza


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 08:33 [Preview] No.970286 del
>>970285
Domino's meatlovers?


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 08:34 [Preview] No.970287 del
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>>970285
leftovers?


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NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 08:36 [Preview] No.970289 del
2.4 x2 standos
>>970287
>>970288


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 08:39 [Preview] No.970290 del
Cook whole tater in airfryer thrn cut in half and add cheese?


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 08:40 [Preview] No.970291 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=d3IUBaXt7L4 [Embed]


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 08:41 [Preview] No.970292 del
>>970290
Cook whole tater, cut in half, scoop out flesh into bowl, mix with butter, cheexe and chives, pack flash mix back into skins, return face up to air fryer, cook until cheese melted and browned.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 08:44 [Preview] No.970293 del
>>970290
Not these potatoes. I am trying to maintain the amylopectin to keep the Glycaemic Index down. Boiling for a minimum time and eating them straight away is my strategy. They are new potatoes, probably kennebecs or dutch cream. I have no way of knowing how successful my efforts are though because I dont have a glucose meter and literally couldnt be bothered to take my blood glucose three or four times over an hour.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 08:44 [Preview] No.970294 del
>>970283
>true history of White


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 08:45 [Preview] No.970295 del
might visit charlee tomorrow


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 08:47 [Preview] No.970296 del
>>970295
Rated on punters planet?


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 08:54 [Preview] No.970298 del
>>970297
>lesbian car attacker
kek, so she attacks cars


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 08:56 [Preview] No.970299 del
>>970296
No! Charlee good girl, bring schnitzel bring steak


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 08:56 [Preview] No.970300 del
Gone bed get up early


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 08:57 [Preview] No.970301 del


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 08:58 [Preview] No.970302 del
>>970292
>cheexe
Retard meme


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 09:00 [Preview] No.970303 del
>>970300
Good night and good luck with tomorrow


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 09:00 [Preview] No.970304 del
>>970302
plz word filter cheexe to cheese.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 09:01 [Preview] No.970305 del
Cruisey will be extra vicious tomorrow when the NEET fails to deliver enough whiting.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 09:03 [Preview] No.970306 del
>>970305
And fair enough too.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 09:11 [Preview] No.970307 del
>>970304
I can't


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 09:12 [Preview] No.970308 del
I can't do anything 😞


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 09:13 [Preview] No.970309 del
>>970308
me either


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 09:15 [Preview] No.970310 del
>>970308
Welcome friend. You have come to the right place.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 09:18 [Preview] No.970311 del
2.1 stangos not 2.4, 2.1x4 in less than 2 hours rarely drink im silly


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 09:26 [Preview] No.970312 del
>>970287
Wanna join ICE now. Do we have an equivalent organisation in australia? If not I might illegally immigrate to america and join.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 09:26 [Preview] No.970313 del
>>970312
Do not quit your comfy auspost job NEET.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 09:27 [Preview] No.970314 del
Drunk and captcha not go well probs goid


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 09:28 [Preview] No.970315 del
Jolly great show, with a sombre end which pulls back to reality.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 09:31 [Preview] No.970316 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=j5RuCEhHcG4 [Embed]


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 09:32 [Preview] No.970317 del
Time for my before bed snack to help me sleep.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 09:34 [Preview] No.970318 del


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 09:36 [Preview] No.970319 del
>>970317
Slices of cheexe?


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 09:36 [Preview] No.970320 del
>>970304
Good suggestion.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 09:37 [Preview] No.970321 del
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>>970317
Enjoy.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 09:37 [Preview] No.970322 del
Ghmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

What did i miss ?


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 09:38 [Preview] No.970323 del
>>970322
We were watching Blackadder season 4.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 09:39 [Preview] No.970324 del
>>970322
Idk what js eoom zlionuvf popcorn


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 09:40 [Preview] No.970325 del
>>970319
Sometimes, tonight it's a slice of bread with peanut butter and honey. I have dinner at 5pm so I usually need something extra before bed.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 09:41 [Preview] No.970326 del
>>970322
Black adder was mostly boring shit but maybe I wasnt in the mood. Before that was american hobo in an abandoned house or whatever. We just said kek and whatever a few times during black adder


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 09:43 [Preview] No.970327 del
Wanna contact the spirit world. Might consult with nuro on the matter.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 09:45 [Preview] No.970328 del
>>970327
That won't be cheap.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 09:47 [Preview] No.970329 del
>>970325
>peanut buxxer and honey
They used to sell it combined in the same jar. I don't know if they still do.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 09:49 [Preview] No.970330 del
Xxeexe and xeaxux xuxxex.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 09:52 [Preview] No.970331 del
>>970305
And fair enough too.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 09:56 [Preview] No.970332 del
Good night.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 09:56 [Preview] No.970333 del
>>970332
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 09:59 [Preview] No.970334 del
>>970332
Night fella.
Pidguin.
The fuch is cocomelon.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 10:09 [Preview] No.970335 del
>Cocomelon is a children's YouTube channel operated by the Candle Media-owned Moonbug Entertainment. The channel specializes in 3D animation videos of traditional nursery rhymes and original children's songs. As of July 2025, Cocomelon is the 3rd most-subscribed and 2nd most-viewed channel on YouTube.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 10:11 [Preview] No.970336 del


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 10:47 [Preview] No.970337 del
Nice and cool for sleeping, cant hardly wait.
Good Night NEETs


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 10:48 [Preview] No.970338 del
My arse can handle some loving tonight


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.970339 del
>>970338
And fair enough too.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 10:51 [Preview] No.970340 del
>>970337
Good night.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 10:53 [Preview] No.970341 del
>>970338
Love handles.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 11:48 [Preview] No.970342 del
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kek'd


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 12:05 [Preview] No.970343 del


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 14:05 [Preview] No.970344 del
>>970343
Didnt one of both of these slags get bummed in the mens toilets at the Met back in the day?


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 14:37 [Preview] No.970346 del
I fisted bajo in a nightclub once.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.970347 del
I just saw a naked woman on the tv


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 15:10 [Preview] No.970348 del
Cancel that, it was just my reflection.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 15:32 [Preview] No.970349 del
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Thinking about those King George Whiting.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 18:15 [Preview] No.970350 del
>>970349
It started raining as soon as I got here and it’s windy too. Going home soon.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 18:44 [Preview] No.970351 del
home
going to have chicken toastie
chicken is the fish of the land


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 18:45 [Preview] No.970352 del
those two old slappers still aren't out of bed


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 19:26 [Preview] No.970353 del
A development on The Musical.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 19:55 [Preview] No.970354 del
>>970353
The concept is cool but the visual aspect rubs me the wrong way, something in my gut says "it wrong, sound gud, why need flash gimick, Grug no like".


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 19:55 [Preview] No.970355 del
gm neetbros


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 19:56 [Preview] No.970356 del
>>970354
he has horrific technique and that song was shite


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 19:56 [Preview] No.970357 del
>>970355
mordng


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 20:04 [Preview] No.970358 del
>>970355
>>970357
good meowning😹
I think I just finished coding the passwords shit. Now only admins can only see a hash of each password used when logged in. I think it just needs to be deployed now.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 20:12 [Preview] No.970359 del


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 20:13 [Preview] No.970360 del
>>970354
>>970356
It's good to see a milestone on The Musical though.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 20:14 [Preview] No.970361 del
>>970358
Has Monk run his eyes over?
Good to Weber to check it too, if Monk missed anything.


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>>970360
That is good news I guess. Never realised he was asian.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 20:15 [Preview] No.970363 del
>>970361
I tried to email them but no response 😿 I think the email i had for monk is dead


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 20:16 [Preview] No.970364 del
>>970362
The greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 20:17 [Preview] No.970365 del
>>970363
>monk is dead
RIP and 😭


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 20:17 [Preview] No.970367 del
>>970361
>Good to Weber to check it too, if Monk missed anything.
Like Hattori Hanzo, Weber has sworn a blood oath never to audit another line of code again.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 20:34 [Preview] No.970369 del
>>970367
Based.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 20:41 [Preview] No.970370 del
>>970352
You leave Posso and Cruisey alone!


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 20:44 [Preview] No.970371 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yGZ4CJjMooU [Embed]


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 20:46 [Preview] No.970372 del
>>970371
>KNOBSOUP


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 20:48 [Preview] No.970373 del
>>970372
There is no shame anymore.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 20:51 [Preview] No.970374 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4ctZ01yg0tc [Embed]


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 21:07 [Preview] No.970375 del
Time to get moving


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 21:17 [Preview] No.970376 del
>>970353
Ricey setup


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 21:21 [Preview] No.970377 del
Good Morning NEETs.
already had water in the kettle so I'm way ahead of the game.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 21:23 [Preview] No.970378 del
>>970377
>goebbels dancing naxi.mp4
You already look thinner and in great shape, well done on the diet.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 21:23 [Preview] No.970379 del


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 21:24 [Preview] No.970381 del
>>970377
chat is this real?


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 21:33 [Preview] No.970384 del
>>970375
Off to bed.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 21:35 [Preview] No.970385 del
Why does google come up straight away with my search results and then it goes blank and takes ten seconds to come up with a bunch of shit I dont want and the first results that looked good disappear and there is just irrelevant shit? This never used to happen.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 21:43 [Preview] No.970386 del
>>970385
>takes ten seconds to come up with a bunch of shit I dont want
You mean the AI Slop search results?


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 21:45 [Preview] No.970387 del
(514.61 KB 659x538 sloperator.png)


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 21:49 [Preview] No.970388 del
Might roll one and smoke two.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 21:51 [Preview] No.970389 del
Done a Glenn, doing a Cow


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 21:52 [Preview] No.970390 del
>>970389
do you still see the girl cow who shit in the car?


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 22:03 [Preview] No.970392 del
>>970389
How was Glen, did his arse smell?
Is happy with his Bacon and Eggs?


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 22:04 [Preview] No.970393 del
*Is Cow happy


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 22:07 [Preview] No.970395 del
Nuro got all drunk and maudlin with survivors guilt in a boom boon hootch when we were on leave in Khe-Sanh, once.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 22:13 [Preview] No.970396 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UBP7mrjGQ50 [Embed]


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 22:17 [Preview] No.970397 del
I need monk!😿
Trying to setup the VPS myself


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 22:18 [Preview] No.970398 del
Reporting these sickos that have these "cows" and "sweeties" to DHS.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 22:32 [Preview] No.970399 del
Eggs on toast for breakakke


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 22:35 [Preview] No.970400 del
Rot setting in. Need fresh air.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 22:37 [Preview] No.970401 del
>>970400
We can all smell it


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 23:06 [Preview] No.970402 del
>>970401
Its a mental kind of rot, NEET. I need a holiday or a big win or something. Maybe I shoud join a russian roulette gamers group or something.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 23:08 [Preview] No.970403 del
>>970402
You should try battlefield 6. It's a blast!


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 23:08 [Preview] No.970404 del
>>970390
I give her shifts to lowly herders
>>970392
His arse always stinks. Took Cow out, didnt have to wipe any bums.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 23:34 [Preview] No.970406 del


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 23:35 [Preview] No.970407 del
went to the market and coffee n cars
went to the supermarket again
got a scone


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 23:55 [Preview] No.970408 del
>>970405
Stupid clanker.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 00:10 [Preview] No.970409 del
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Hows the new /ausneets/ board coming? Will there be capchas to post there? Gotta love how the BO can de-anonymize posters whenever he wants but the rest of us cant.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 00:11 [Preview] No.970410 del
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NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 00:20 [Preview] No.970411 del
>>970409
it's 95% done. Should be live in an hour or two. No capchas. I can tweak other settings once I know what we need to change


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 00:23 [Preview] No.970412 del
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>>970405
Probably wouldnt have a very persistent userbase anyway.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 01:18 [Preview] No.970414 del
Why did he delete >>>/ck/


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 01:32 [Preview] No.970415 del
>>970350
>>970351
We will try again another day.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 01:38 [Preview] No.970416 del
>>970407
Sounds like a nice outing.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 01:53 [Preview] No.970417 del
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New board is live with 100MB uploads per file, 10 files per post with a 3 second cooldown on posting unless it's same image spam, then the cooldown is 10 minutes or something. Just need someone to organize a whitelist for it.
It has the ability to create any number of passwords. A password is required to see the board. No registration or email or anything is required to get a password.
if NigaY gets one I can change it and it will kick him off in like 10 seconds.
😹
>pic unrelated


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 02:12 [Preview] No.970418 del
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>>970417
might binge watch this from the start


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 02:15 [Preview] No.970419 del
>>970417
Can I have a look?


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 02:18 [Preview] No.970420 del
>>970419
Sure. Nothing on it. Password: temp
https://www.ausneets.cv/


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 02:19 [Preview] No.970421 del
It's too hot 30 I need the cold weather so my pipes freeze..


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 02:25 [Preview] No.970423 del
>>970420
i cant create a thread


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 02:27 [Preview] No.970424 del
>>970418
Say hi to Trista for me .


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 02:28 [Preview] No.970425 del
>>970422
You're thinking of the wrong show neet.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 02:28 [Preview] No.970426 del
(87.47 KB 1078x891 MEDIOCRE.jpg)


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 02:30 [Preview] No.970427 del
>>970423
>>970426
Turn off the dollchan extension it doesn't work because I changed so much shit.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 02:36 [Preview] No.970428 del
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I had to run a rebuild on the board to make the threads appear. Hopefully it is fixed for good now


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 02:37 [Preview] No.970429 del
>>970427
you dont get floating windows if you click on a post in thread...


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 02:39 [Preview] No.970430 del
>>970429
Let me see if 4chan x works.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 02:45 [Preview] No.970431 del
>>970429
I got 4chan x to launch on the page but it seems to do nothing for some reason. I might have to hack 4chan x next.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 02:49 [Preview] No.970432 del
>>970431
read the doccumentation, it gives which IB code base its compatible with.

Who is coffeeNEET?


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 02:52 [Preview] No.970433 del
>>970432
> Who is coffeeNEET?
That's me. I made the new board


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 02:52 [Preview] No.970434 del
>>970432
It's always who is coffeeNEET but never how is coffeeNEET.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 02:58 [Preview] No.970435 del
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>>970434
is that why you call yourself beanNEET? I always thought you actually ate healthy wholesome beans.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 02:59 [Preview] No.970436 del
>>970425
If you watch an episode of days of our lives followed by an episode of dallas it feels like they are the same show.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 03:03 [Preview] No.970437 del
>no autorefresh
>no image expansion
>clicking on media opens in new tab


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 03:04 [Preview] No.970438 del
>>970437
I know it's dogshit haha. I'm trying to fix the catalog 404'ing now and then I'll try to hack 4chan x to work next.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 03:05 [Preview] No.970439 del
>>970435
I never called myself that


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 03:07 [Preview] No.970440 del
>>970438
You're doing good work


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 03:09 [Preview] No.970441 del
2160p is excessive, you don't need anything more than 720p


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 03:14 [Preview] No.970442 del
>>970441
Going past 576i was a mistake.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 03:17 [Preview] No.970443 del
had a lovely lonch
government is refunding $48.50
having a cider now


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 03:17 [Preview] No.970444 del
Okay. Really need monk for real this time.
>>970440
Ty


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 03:20 [Preview] No.970445 del
>>970443
>government is refunding $48.50
What a country!


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 03:28 [Preview] No.970446 del
>>970442
should've never stopped using realvideo for webshit


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 03:34 [Preview] No.970447 del
>>970443
Lucky neet


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 03:36 [Preview] No.970448 del
>>970438
just add autorefresh first pls so i dont have to manually refresh, i'm too lazy


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 03:46 [Preview] No.970449 del
>>970426
>>970428
Is this a tiffin board?


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 03:51 [Preview] No.970450 del
Feels like a Tiffin board.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 03:54 [Preview] No.970451 del
>>970449
Tiffin didn't make it. I am one of the secret board neets.
I think the core codebase has an error that makes the catalog not work. I could hack in an auto refresh probably pretty quickly


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 03:58 [Preview] No.970452 del
>"Vichan has next to no active development"

>"We strongly urge you to consider other imageboard packages. It is the opinion of the vichan development team that no new vichan imageboards should be deployed at the moment"


>"vichan is still beta software -- there are bound to be bugs"

>The vichan team themselves say don't use vichan for new boards!
ecks dee. the code base itself is broken. Might have to start over from scratch on another software.
I am so mad but can't help but laugh


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 04:01 [Preview] No.970453 del
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Put another paint stand together. I have one of these already at home.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 04:01 [Preview] No.970454 del
>>970452
The next iteration for this place is
https://magrathea.endchan.net/ausneets/thread/970185.html

I would also be careful with home hosting. I would consider how the host is isolated on the network and how the traffic is managed to it.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 04:02 [Preview] No.970455 del
>>970453
You are doing well.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 04:05 [Preview] No.970456 del
>>970453
Wanna see it stocked.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 04:08 [Preview] No.970457 del
>>970454
The site that's up now is hosted on a vps. What's that magrathea thing?


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 04:10 [Preview] No.970458 del
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These are alright, but not as good as the apple ones I reviewed yesterday.
https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/productdetails/554619/woolworths-8-caramel-filled-cookies


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 04:11 [Preview] No.970459 del
>>970458
Thank you for the review. This new range seems quite fancy.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 04:13 [Preview] No.970460 del
I'm really tired of seeing the ugly k-pop demon hunters being shilled everywhere. Are women really into this trash now?


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 04:15 [Preview] No.970461 del
>>970454
the thumbnails dont even load


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 04:17 [Preview] No.970462 del
>>970459
They're good at $3, but I don't think they're going to be worth $6+ when the introductory price finishes.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 04:19 [Preview] No.970464 del
>>970462
Yes, like many product ranges they will only be an option when on half price special.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 04:21 [Preview] No.970465 del
I have literally never paid normal price for a packet of tim tams or a block of cadbury. Don't even consider it.
I have "half price only" tattooed on my lower back.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 04:21 [Preview] No.970466 del


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 04:36 [Preview] No.970467 del
This goes out to that one special NEET... he knows who he is.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6ortNYIqO7E [Embed]


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 04:47 [Preview] No.970468 del
>>970467
Its for me. Thank you.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 05:17 [Preview] No.970470 del
might get the coogee bay special


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 05:30 [Preview] No.970472 del
>>970471
Oh shit that would be bad.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 05:47 [Preview] No.970473 del
>>970457
magrathea is some kind of failover board thats run on a hacked smart washing machine somewhere in northern england. Its such low bandwidth that it will keep going even when the big cloud servers go down for regular jeetcode fuck ups.

Having a caro and gonna get back to the canoe.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 05:55 [Preview] No.970475 del
might watch this for my fix of dystopian future kino. looks comfy NGL.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 05:58 [Preview] No.970476 del
>>970475
That one is really good.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 06:03 [Preview] No.970477 del
>>970476
boardNEET should put it on womboflix tonight.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 06:07 [Preview] No.970478 del
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Goon Afternoon Big Fellas.

The Lordiest Nuro is back in the house. God Awfull wather lately. Hot humid overcast no rain uncomfortable. Been in the cool zone. Had to drop off a couple of bikes so went to the pointe. Chilling in the mobile coolzone cranking the new soundsytem, having a cheeky sip of champas. About to begin a catchup.

How are we all doin ? moofie status ?


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 06:08 [Preview] No.970479 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JZ0VLebj3fk [Embed]
Might rewatch Blade.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 06:08 [Preview] No.970480 del
>>970478
Hi Nuro. Good to see you back with us.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 06:09 [Preview] No.970481 del
>>970478
Have you listened to any Olivia Rodrigo?


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 06:09 [Preview] No.970482 del
>>970480
ahhhhh fuck
i'm about to cum


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 06:10 [Preview] No.970483 del
>>970476
Does Katnip get her tits out?


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 06:11 [Preview] No.970484 del
>>970478
About to fit the templates for bulkhead #4, just gotta get out of the fart zone in front of the computer. Gonna delete MOS ibiza 2023 from the playlist because its trash.

>moofie status
BoardNEET wont pick up. He is punishing me by punishing the rest of the NEETs.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 06:12 [Preview] No.970485 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=h0tkJJ8lZaA [Embed]


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 06:14 [Preview] No.970486 del
>>970483
The main character from the first ones isn't in this err maybe she is a little at the end?


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 06:14 [Preview] No.970487 del
Might get raped willingly.
Drinking on an empty stomach. I put some bef mince on but it had a funny smell and was out of date so I stopped.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 06:15 [Preview] No.970488 del
shit in my mouth weber


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 06:15 [Preview] No.970489 del
I'm in that giddy state of being on the goon. I am just laughing at stupid shit and enjoying myself. I love being drunk.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 06:17 [Preview] No.970490 del
>>970489
Same except I dont need goon kek


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 06:17 [Preview] No.970491 del


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 06:20 [Preview] No.970492 del
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NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 06:21 [Preview] No.970493 del
gape my arse and shit in it


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 06:26 [Preview] No.970494 del
Might watch another episode of Bosch.
He's literally me.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 06:28 [Preview] No.970495 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Y5fBdpreJiU [Embed]


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 06:29 [Preview] No.970496 del
WITH A THOUSAND LIES
AND A GOOD DISGUISE
HIT 'EM RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 06:31 [Preview] No.970497 del
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>>970480
ayyyyyyyyyyy
>>970481
i have only studied her body of work non musically
>>970484
well that canoe is slowly getting more expensive every day...
>>970487
it was still good your goon filled stomach will regret this later and your body will hate you tomorrow if you get to that point of being so pissy you just cant be fucked cooking anything and too drunk to acquire any too. Happened to me last week. ooooooof.
>>970489
formerly sober
>>970490
LIES!
>>970493
erm......

decisions decisions neets, had a lamb roast last night, cbf cooking tonight, dont wanna go far or spend too much, options limited. Actually i got it, garn kebab shoppe but gonna hit a chip bab, have not been there lately as the previous owners hubby died suddenly, new owners and new incompetent staff, i will be rolling the dice with this sloppa. Fuck it. I have the neeed, the need for feed.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 06:36 [Preview] No.970498 del
>>970497
I'd suggest you play it safe tonight. Go to GG or something.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 06:41 [Preview] No.970499 del
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NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 06:43 [Preview] No.970503 del
>>970499
Weber got rated last by the same criterion.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 06:46 [Preview] No.970506 del
RUNNING OUT OF GROG
EMERGENCY SITUATION
EMERGENCY
EMERGENCY
DOCTOR DAN TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 06:48 [Preview] No.970507 del
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NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 06:49 [Preview] No.970510 del
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NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 06:55 [Preview] No.970519 del
cevapcicis and bread for dindins


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 06:56 [Preview] No.970520 del
>>970519
Weber didn't know what rissoles were once.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 06:58 [Preview] No.970521 del
>>970498
Nah GyG is a 20 minute drive away. usually my Sunday go to but only when i am out EEB and that ain’t happening today. Chipbab has been ordered.
>>970506
proper planning prevents poor drinking performance
>>970510
Fucking ROFL


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 07:01 [Preview] No.970522 del
>>970521
I hope it is good. It is always such a fucking diceroll buying food from a new place.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 07:10 [Preview] No.970525 del
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>>970522
It was good. The sloppa hitting my veins like heroin.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 07:13 [Preview] No.970529 del
>>970525
looks gud


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 07:14 [Preview] No.970530 del
>>970525
propa sloppa


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 07:15 [Preview] No.970531 del
Need to know what NEET is the cv bo


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 07:16 [Preview] No.970533 del
>>970531
not me


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 07:20 [Preview] No.970534 del
>>970533
Probably 10k. Those paint stands are for whack a mole, with our nads.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 07:21 [Preview] No.970536 del
Has the Australian Guinness recipe improved yet?


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 07:23 [Preview] No.970537 del
>>970525
Based.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 07:25 [Preview] No.970538 del
>>970536
I'm an Australian guiniess.
Cant improve on purfectiun.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 07:28 [Preview] No.970539 del
>>970531
Zestykitten neet


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 07:29 [Preview] No.970541 del
>>970539
Literally lower than Weber on the NEET alphabetical rankings.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 07:32 [Preview] No.970542 del
>>970499
Go Crows.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 07:37 [Preview] No.970543 del
One movie was requested last year but there wasn't any backup copy available anywhere for the movie was so new.
I said back then: maybe in January. I've no idea about the title.


>>970453
Nice. I'm looking forward to see your collection.

>>970478
You drive in the wrong side of the car.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 07:41 [Preview] No.970544 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CN7JSoGLaJE [Embed]


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 07:41 [Preview] No.970545 del


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 07:41 [Preview] No.970546 del
>>970545
PUSSY!
PUSSY!
PUSSY!
PUSSY!


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 07:46 [Preview] No.970548 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aeDdS9aIpck [Embed]


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 07:57 [Preview] No.970550 del
Might buy some Guinness longnecks from BWS>


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 07:57 [Preview] No.970551 del


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 07:58 [Preview] No.970552 del
>>970550
they're pretty gud


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 07:59 [Preview] No.970553 del
>>970550
Bottled beer > canned beer, for sure.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 08:00 [Preview] No.970554 del
>>970553
it also tastes like a burnt stick and has a high ABV, so it's like a win-win-win


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.970555 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pDPtlwwGdFw [Embed]


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 08:05 [Preview] No.970556 del
hard drive was making noises and freezing the computer, took it out and shook it, put it back in, it's not giving trouble anymore


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 08:05 [Preview] No.970557 del
>>970556
You better back up anything on there that you want to keep.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 08:06 [Preview] No.970558 del


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 08:06 [Preview] No.970559 del
>>970556
Sleep tight HD.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 08:07 [Preview] No.970560 del
>>970556
Fear will keep it in line.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 08:07 [Preview] No.970561 del
hard drives, like women, need a firm hand.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 08:07 [Preview] No.970562 del
Cruisey I want to go to Coffin Bay for a short holiday please.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 08:07 [Preview] No.970563 del
>>970562
ominous and foreboding name


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 08:08 [Preview] No.970564 del
>>970562
I hope he obliges


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 08:08 [Preview] No.970565 del
>>970563
It's where all the smokers go for holidays


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 08:08 [Preview] No.970566 del
>>970561
Thanks Trev.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 08:12 [Preview] No.970567 del
>>970564
He could take 3 of us.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 08:12 [Preview] No.970568 del
The chortler is thriving!


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 08:12 [Preview] No.970569 del


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 08:13 [Preview] No.970570 del
>>970557
>>970558
>>970559
>>970560
My theory is that the manufacturers include a mechanism which slowly starts wrecking the drive after a few years to force you to buy a replacement. By shaking it I have destroyed that self destruct mechanism.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 08:15 [Preview] No.970571 del
>>970570
Smart.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 08:15 [Preview] No.970572 del
>>970568
Hopefully it is a wake up call for the big fella. He needs to get on the diet wagon, lose the neck and chest fat so he can breathe properly.

Year of acceptance NOT acceptable for this one.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 08:16 [Preview] No.970573 del
>>970570
A very intelligent take NEET. You have beaten them.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 08:16 [Preview] No.970574 del
just got forwarded an email from Brad Stumer in Qld and chortled


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 08:17 [Preview] No.970575 del
>>970574
He should be nominated for the nobel peace prize after negotiating that ceasefire.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 08:18 [Preview] No.970576 del
Big Black Neet


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 08:19 [Preview] No.970577 del
If /ausneets/ went to discord style ID posting then the Neets would have to be more polite and watch what they say.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 08:19 [Preview] No.970578 del
>>970576
Today I will remind them.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 08:19 [Preview] No.970579 del
>tfw thinking about that time I gave nuro a magnet link for a torrent I was seeding and there were heaps of BLACKED torrents associated with teh ip


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 08:19 [Preview] No.970580 del
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NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 08:20 [Preview] No.970581 del
>>970577
lol naïve


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 08:20 [Preview] No.970582 del
>>970572
>Year of acceptance NOT acceptable for this one.
It'll have to be the Year of Exceptions.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 08:21 [Preview] No.970583 del
>>970582
Exceptionally bantered.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 08:21 [Preview] No.970584 del
>>970574
From this bloke?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=20I8ba8atyA [Embed]


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 08:21 [Preview] No.970585 del
>>970568
He has mods? And he has more than one?

>>970570
Yeah, one of my hdds died recently. It only run 2 decades. Shoddy manufacturing.

>>970572
I have my doubts. There are people whom such wake up call help, but not others. I wish some of the fellas here take it as a wake up call.
Also wakakaw.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 08:22 [Preview] No.970586 del
COME ON BABY WE AREN'T GOING TO LIVE FOREVER


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 08:23 [Preview] No.970587 del
I'm so hard rn


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 08:23 [Preview] No.970588 del
>>970587
Your image didn't upload.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 08:23 [Preview] No.970589 del
>>970585
>He has mods? And he has more than one?
One chortler can only do so much, he needs UMM PTY LTD, Make the impossible, possible!


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 08:24 [Preview] No.970590 del
>>970588
👆💯


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 08:25 [Preview] No.970591 del
might buy some la chouffe...


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 08:28 [Preview] No.970592 del
Downlong agen tcody banks


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 08:29 [Preview] No.970593 del
10:29 am in Romania.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 08:37 [Preview] No.970595 del


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 08:40 [Preview] No.970596 del
>>970497
what happened to guzmans? that is more of a gamble that you will get white hands making your order.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 08:41 [Preview] No.970597 del
>>970596
ICE shipped em home.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 08:42 [Preview] No.970598 del
>>970595
what's for lunch? what was for breakkayie?


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 08:44 [Preview] No.970599 del
>>970598
Fish with rice. A type of omlett.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 08:47 [Preview] No.970600 del


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 08:50 [Preview] No.970601 del
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>>970525
Hot potatoes and corn with mixed veg and parmesan for tea. 17.5 inside so I got the ugg boots on, watching some fresh propaganda kino from the imperium. Might have the rest of the popcorn too.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 08:51 [Preview] No.970602 del
>>970597
They are saying this shit in minnesota will start the boogaloo.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 08:51 [Preview] No.970603 del
>>970601
Looks interesting. Perhaps starch heavy.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 08:52 [Preview] No.970604 del
>>970601
Nice hovel


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 08:53 [Preview] No.970605 del
>>970601
Bro! Carbs!


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 08:54 [Preview] No.970606 del
>>970602
Their mayor couldn’t even manage a plate of Somalian food


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 08:56 [Preview] No.970607 del
>>970599
Sounds alright


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 08:56 [Preview] No.970608 del
>>970606
Reptillians have trouble with human food.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 08:58 [Preview] No.970609 del


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 09:00 [Preview] No.970610 del
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NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 09:02 [Preview] No.970611 del
>>970607
It's all right.
Type of catfish, the meat lacks tiny fishbones as carnivore fishes do, so it's not that uncomfortable to eat.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 09:17 [Preview] No.970612 del
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might close the tab on this moofie


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 09:34 [Preview] No.970613 del
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NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 09:36 [Preview] No.970614 del
Good night.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 09:40 [Preview] No.970615 del


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 09:44 [Preview] No.970616 del
>>970613
The free market will fix it.

>>970614
Night fella.
>hey look how my nails match with my pigeon's colors


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 09:46 [Preview] No.970617 del
>>970614
Good night Pidge. xx
She is training that Pidge to do deviant acts.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 09:53 [Preview] No.970618 del
Ate some more ice cream straight from the tub. Soon that container will be empty and I can complete my canoe.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 10:06 [Preview] No.970619 del
>>970595
I am waiting for them to email me back. They are very unreliable and slow.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 10:12 [Preview] No.970620 del
>>970562
Only if you let me scoff down on your oyster until I shit myself


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 10:15 [Preview] No.970621 del
>>970577
Suck the fungal cum spores out my gaped drooling arse


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 10:18 [Preview] No.970622 del
I feel asleep and now I am sober. No time to go to the bottle shop. Woe.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 10:27 [Preview] No.970623 del
Warmer day coming tomorrow.
Business as usual
Good Night NEETs.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 10:32 [Preview] No.970624 del
>>970622
Dont you have a bottle shop open till midnight?


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 10:45 [Preview] No.970625 del
>>970569
Thats what your oyster will look like


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 10:46 [Preview] No.970626 del
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Might become a club kid.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 10:46 [Preview] No.970627 del
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=ae2sLQP6n-s [Embed]


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 10:47 [Preview] No.970628 del
>>970622
Buy cheap spirits


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 10:51 [Preview] No.970629 del
>>970626
Sell the cool dudes bath salts covered in fly spray.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 11:00 [Preview] No.970630 del
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Had a pig out today, but will be on the diet wagon tomorrow, riding straight towards weight loss. This time for sure.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 11:03 [Preview] No.970631 del
>>970630
You can do it, we believe in you.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 11:06 [Preview] No.970632 del
>>970630
It is all about to turn around for you NEET.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 11:10 [Preview] No.970633 del
>>970576
The blacker the better


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 11:11 [Preview] No.970634 del
I hate being alive 🤙


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 11:16 [Preview] No.970635 del
My existence is proof God makes mistakes


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 11:31 [Preview] No.970636 del
not sure if I should open a bottle of mead.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 11:32 [Preview] No.970637 del
I don't think you have mead.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 11:39 [Preview] No.970639 del
>watching a scottish woman give a presentation on the bronze age in scotland
>can't understand a fucking word she says
>turn on youtube captions
>doesn't work, youtube's AI can't understand the scots either


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 11:39 [Preview] No.970640 del
>>970638
>$22
Put that into a safe.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 11:40 [Preview] No.970641 del
>>970639
Freedom.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 11:43 [Preview] No.970642 del
>>970640
4.8k in Magyar money.
Big spender.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 11:57 [Preview] No.970643 del
I wish webby would shout me some nice lacoste polo shirts.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 12:00 [Preview] No.970644 del
>>970643
They only go up to XXL


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 12:11 [Preview] No.970645 del
>>970644
He can buy two and wear one on each arm.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 12:11 [Preview] No.970646 del
>>970644
I'm down to an M/L , I was a 5xl and 6xl chad at one point.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 12:15 [Preview] No.970647 del
god willing the jews and americans will find hell in persia


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 12:16 [Preview] No.970648 del
What size is nuro?


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 12:21 [Preview] No.970649 del
>>970647
#PrayForDeadSoldiers


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 12:27 [Preview] No.970650 del
>>970646
You've done well NEET.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 12:29 [Preview] No.970651 del
>>970635
Maybe youre a lesson for the rest


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 12:42 [Preview] No.970652 del
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NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 12:43 [Preview] No.970653 del
Back when I was a boxing champion I had a big fight coming up once and Weber and Possum came to me and offered me 5 grand to go down in the 3rd round and I agreed but it turned out I misunderstood what they meant and that's why I'm banned from boxing and on the sex offenders list now.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 12:57 [Preview] No.970655 del
Should I change my last name to Patel?


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 13:03 [Preview] No.970656 del
The fucking Romanians still haven't replied.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 13:05 [Preview] No.970657 del
>>970656
What reply are you waiting for?


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 13:12 [Preview] No.970658 del
>>970657
I bought something online from a Romanian business. After a fortnight of silence they have told me they don't have the item in stock despite having listed it. I have asked when they expect to get it back in stock but they are slow to reply.
Trust a fucking snake before a Romanian.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 13:13 [Preview] No.970659 del
>>970658
It's Sunday. I wouldn't expect anyone reply on Sunday in whole Europe.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 13:19 [Preview] No.970660 del
>>970659
This has been going on for longer.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 13:21 [Preview] No.970661 del
>>970660
I see. They are proving to be unreliable.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 18:31 [Preview] No.970663 del
Cruisey

We are young
(Heartache to heartache)
Heartache to heartache
(We stand)
We stand
No promises
(No demands)
No demands
(Love is a battlefield)
Love is a battlefield
Whoa


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 18:32 [Preview] No.970664 del
>>970663
Very poetic.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 18:32 [Preview] No.970665 del
>>970644
They actually do a 4xl, but they're rare. I have two of them.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 18:33 [Preview] No.970666 del
>>970634
You look cute.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 18:36 [Preview] No.970667 del
Motherbat has to attend a doctors appointment fasted this morning. Somehow she thinks that applies to me too??!!


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 18:39 [Preview] No.970668 del
>>970667
It'll do good for you.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 18:42 [Preview] No.970669 del
>>970668
She has promised me a cafe or bakery visit afterward.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 18:44 [Preview] No.970670 del
>>970669
Uh oh.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 18:45 [Preview] No.970671 del


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 19:31 [Preview] No.970672 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zdMSWusYhNc [Embed]


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 20:11 [Preview] No.970673 del
took sweaty for a walk


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 20:15 [Preview] No.970674 del
>>970673
Sounds nice.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 20:15 [Preview] No.970675 del
I did a long walk in the snowy forest earlier today. Got tired me out. Left upper thigh burning still.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 20:18 [Preview] No.970676 del
>>970674
It was nice apart from when she did a poo and a bit later when I heard crunching and saw she had a bird wing in her mouth and I had to make her spit it out. Boong dog.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 20:18 [Preview] No.970677 del
>>970675
That would be nice. Is walking in snow a bit like walking in deep dry sand?


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 20:23 [Preview] No.970678 del
>>970667
Its okay to be hungry.
Please dont be cranky with her.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 20:24 [Preview] No.970679 del
>>970677
I think its wet.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 20:26 [Preview] No.970680 del


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 20:29 [Preview] No.970681 del
>>970676
Well shitting is integral part of walking, they get the mood to do it.
Poor bird, but that's just dog things too.

>>970677
I dunno. I don't think I ever walked in deep dry sand...
But it depends. There is a difference between snow and snow.
If it's deep virgin snow it's like walking in water, except a bit lighter easier, but doing it for kms it's tiring - especially uphill.
On a path its often trudged down by people but only after a lot of traffic will be compact. So it moves under your feet in lumps and all the muscles need to work to keep in balance. And when it's compact it's a bit slippery.
And in the forest you can't see the ground, if there are rocks or torn branches or even a smaller ditch. So it makes walking difficult.

>>970679
If it's cold enough it's almost dry. Warm boot can warm it up if it gathers on it, it melts and slowly drenches leather.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 20:32 [Preview] No.970682 del
>>970681
>I don't think I ever walked in deep dry sand...
it's hard work


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 20:41 [Preview] No.970683 del
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NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 20:58 [Preview] No.970684 del
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Good Morning NEETs
Regret eating all that ice cream yesterday in an big effort to empty the containter. Chucked the rest in the toilet and washed out the tub. Now its sitting in the bowl waiting to melt, a neopolitan poo.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 21:03 [Preview] No.970685 del
My tender little bumhole is quivering with delight.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 21:22 [Preview] No.970686 del
good meowning neetbros 😹


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 21:37 [Preview] No.970687 del


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 21:37 [Preview] No.970688 del


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 21:38 [Preview] No.970689 del
>>970685
I sneezed this morning on the toilet and it fired out of me.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 21:38 [Preview] No.970690 del
Need a poo. Motherbat’s doctor’s surname is German for white bread.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 21:54 [Preview] No.970692 del
>>970684
>>970686
Morning Neetarinos. My vibe right now....


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 22:29 [Preview] No.970694 del
Ice cream is gone.
Never again.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 22:30 [Preview] No.970695 del
Weberrrr


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 22:37 [Preview] No.970697 del
Good morning neets. Had a big sleep. Now have big bright eyes and a big bushy tail. Ready for a big day of big norty.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 22:44 [Preview] No.970698 del
>>970692
GMN.
Birb might not be well.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 22:45 [Preview] No.970699 del
>>970695
Floor needs a good scrub.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 22:45 [Preview] No.970700 del


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 22:54 [Preview] No.970701 del
>>970697
(You) better behave.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 23:01 [Preview] No.970703 del
Home.
Doing a big poo.
She got me a toastie and a coffee for breakfast.
Got some turkey breast and a Hungarian roll and some scones for morning tea and lunch.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 23:11 [Preview] No.970705 del
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Morning NEETs,10 weeks since the surgery now, hair has all regrown and the breastbone ache is gone except when I cough or sneeze. Been doing light weights again the last month which seems to have got rid of the neck and shoulder pains.
Two more weeks and I am officially healed up, really feeling the diference in my stamina again too.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 23:16 [Preview] No.970706 del
two extra large cevapcicis didn't flush :(


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 23:16 [Preview] No.970707 del
had to take my asthma inhaler after chuxing


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 23:17 [Preview] No.970708 del
>>970705
that's good


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 23:20 [Preview] No.970709 del
>>970705
Glad your on the mend neet.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 23:21 [Preview] No.970710 del
>>970707
It toook it out of you.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 23:22 [Preview] No.970711 del
she found them
she's altenating between making gagging noises and yelling at me :(


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 23:31 [Preview] No.970712 del
>>970711
Tell her she should be happy that you gave her some grandkids.


NEET 01/11/2026 (Sun) 23:32 [Preview] No.970713 del
>>970708
>>970709
Cheers NEETs.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 00:02 [Preview] No.970715 del
>>970705
I'm glad your doing well neet.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 00:02 [Preview] No.970716 del
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NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 00:13 [Preview] No.970717 del
Found this a bit ago. The whole album is great.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=A6afG0s0LSU [Embed]


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 00:34 [Preview] No.970718 del
did some pruning for the old moo
got thorn pricks in my thumb and fingies :(


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 00:39 [Preview] No.970719 del
>>970718
Something wicked your way comes


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 00:46 [Preview] No.970720 del
>>970719
These dumbdumbs don't know Shake-A-Spear, the boong playwright.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 00:47 [Preview] No.970721 del
Annoying wagies making noise outside my house.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 00:54 [Preview] No.970722 del
>>970721
Go outside and reeee at them.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 01:04 [Preview] No.970723 del


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 01:05 [Preview] No.970724 del
>>970705
Fantastic news neet


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 01:15 [Preview] No.970725 del
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Webbyyy


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 01:23 [Preview] No.970726 del


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 01:25 [Preview] No.970727 del


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 01:26 [Preview] No.970728 del
>>970705
That is great news NEET. You have done well.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 01:27 [Preview] No.970729 del
>>970725
I prefer these legs.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 01:30 [Preview] No.970730 del
>>970705
Million dollar NEET. Living his best life.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 01:37 [Preview] No.970731 del
>>970703
She is good to you.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 01:45 [Preview] No.970732 del


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 01:52 [Preview] No.970733 del
>>970732
do you think about your close call, much?


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 01:59 [Preview] No.970734 del
>>970705
Saved for personal use.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 02:01 [Preview] No.970735 del
>zestykittenneet
It is a tiffo board


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 02:01 [Preview] No.970736 del
>>970734
You wouldn't know what to do with it.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 02:01 [Preview] No.970737 del
>>970703
Needs sauce


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 02:14 [Preview] No.970738 del
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NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 02:16 [Preview] No.970739 del
Got a small tray of cole's frozen lasgna for $3.50. Will give it a try.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 02:18 [Preview] No.970740 del
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>>970738
I am all for foids having robo-dudes to take up the hard work and abuse that would otherwise get dumped on us.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 02:19 [Preview] No.970741 del
lel one of those poos came back up the pipe


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 02:21 [Preview] No.970742 del
>>970733
Now and then, it's the past now though so I try not to dwell on it.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 02:21 [Preview] No.970743 del
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NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 02:26 [Preview] No.970745 del
>>970739
Let us know how it goes please NEET.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 02:26 [Preview] No.970746 del
>>970725
Yes. Good knees.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 02:28 [Preview] No.970747 del
>>970736
I'd stretch that like stent. Arteral fribulate all over his chest.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 02:28 [Preview] No.970748 del
>>970744
You have to already have had the heart attack or stroke before you get the cheap wegovy.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 02:29 [Preview] No.970749 del
>>970748
i'm already stroking it when I walk into her office


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 02:30 [Preview] No.970750 del
The number of times a day cruisey drops his dacks and cries out webby's name is concerning.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 02:31 [Preview] No.970751 del


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 02:32 [Preview] No.970752 del
>>970750
the last one was an imposter


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 02:34 [Preview] No.970753 del
>>970752
A rusey cruisey.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 02:34 [Preview] No.970754 del
>>970741
Beware the snorkel.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 02:35 [Preview] No.970755 del
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>>970742
I think about my close call quite often still. I'm in the alternative universe where it didn't happen and relative to the one where it did, I feel that distance and its a fukn long way above.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 02:36 [Preview] No.970756 del
>>970752
I don't think he was even a real NEET those jocks are completely unstained.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 02:37 [Preview] No.970757 del
>>970734
Vile comment
>>970739
Good get


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 02:40 [Preview] No.970758 del
>>970756
And not even 4xl


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 02:40 [Preview] No.970759 del
>>970755
What was your close call NEET?


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 02:55 [Preview] No.970760 del
Got my dick wet, ate some butch's danish salami, did a choof, watching whitest kids u know


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 02:56 [Preview] No.970761 del
>>970735
It just isn't


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 02:58 [Preview] No.970762 del
>>970760
It was all a dream. Real life can't be that good.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 03:26 [Preview] No.970764 del
>>970759
I dont care about being coy, i have a sensational story to tell but wont because pedo troll maggot.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 03:28 [Preview] No.970765 del
>>970764
That is a shame.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 03:29 [Preview] No.970766 del
>>970765
But there is no shame any more.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 03:30 [Preview] No.970767 del
>>970766
Year of accepting shame.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 03:31 [Preview] No.970768 del
Considering buying this chair.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 03:34 [Preview] No.970769 del
>>970768
I find those fake plastic leather chairs start to peel especially when subjected to NEET conditions.
Plain wood or old fashioned fabric cushioning are in my opinion the way to go.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 03:36 [Preview] No.970770 del
>>970765
Its a shame I suffered on a dead board this last year while it was going on.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 03:37 [Preview] No.970771 del
(788.09 KB 480x480 911.webm)
>>970764
Good news! I just finished the new board.
No I'm not tiffin, I was on the secret board.
All that is left to do is the interview process same as for secret board and hand out a password each. I'll let boardneet or whoever do that. It will be easy to fix if we fuck up anyway.
Those passwords can be kept forever and new users can be easily vetted and tried out leaving iga in the dust to rot!
Features:
>based off jschan with vibe coded hacks on top
>geo ip flags
>no id's
>passwords that can be given out anonymously
>passwords can be disabled / deleted and kick off the user in 15 seconds
>100MB uploads
>supports .mp4's and webms
>supports 1000 post threads
>board creation disabled
>the usual jschan features


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 03:39 [Preview] No.970772 del
>>970770
You were a martyr NEET. We will never forget.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 03:43 [Preview] No.970773 del
>>970771
Will Wizzy, Dan and Doctor Zogbot be there?


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 03:44 [Preview] No.970774 del
>>970773
Of course!


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 03:45 [Preview] No.970775 del
Wtf is dr zogbot?


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 03:47 [Preview] No.970776 del
>>970775
You should have downloaded his app by now.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 03:53 [Preview] No.970777 del
You neets be quiet when Tamala from Max calls up, allright. No mucking around and fartNEET better go outside for a bit.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 03:55 [Preview] No.970778 del
>>970777
>Tamala from Max
Is she an attractive specimen?


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 04:00 [Preview] No.970779 del
>>970778
sounds like a boong name but they don't work so?


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 04:00 [Preview] No.970780 del
Got this message from a friend, he is a shutin and comes to me when he has a technical problem and most of the time he doesn't really explain what the exact problem is.

he uses an android phone to access protonmail/ protondrive


""Hi NEET
Hope you are ok

API error in proton drive.
To many uploads.

Can you decipher this madness?""


my guess is it's just a server issue on protons side and it will clear itself up. Am I right in thinking that?


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 04:01 [Preview] No.970781 del
>>970768
I don't think those little wheels would hold me.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 04:03 [Preview] No.970782 del
>>970775
he replaced Dr Dan


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 04:05 [Preview] No.970783 del
(140.02 KB 1609x1920 Doctor zogbot.png)
>>970782
Dr Dan was always more concerned with selling his wares, a bit of a quack really.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 04:05 [Preview] No.970784 del
>>970779
Sounds like a PNG name.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 04:10 [Preview] No.970785 del
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>>970783
>Careful Dr Zog, I still carry the iron bar


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 04:12 [Preview] No.970787 del
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>>970785
One day you will get sick, old man.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 04:42 [Preview] No.970791 del


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 04:46 [Preview] No.970792 del
>>970780
Probably. Sounds like classic rate limiting.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 04:47 [Preview] No.970793 del
>>970785
Thanks Dan.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 04:47 [Preview] No.970794 del
>>970787
<white
Is that Dr Tiff?


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 04:50 [Preview] No.970795 del
I think Tamela has ghosted me. Just wanna be alone for a while NEETs. FartNEET you can sit in my chair.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 04:53 [Preview] No.970796 del
>>970795
Make a complaint. If you ghosted them like this they would sanction you. Don't tolerate it.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 04:57 [Preview] No.970798 del
To the moon!


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 04:58 [Preview] No.970799 del
>>970795
Shes cheating on you neet, you should go down there and confront her.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 05:31 [Preview] No.970800 del
My uncle tried to train a peacock and he didn't leave with eyes


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 05:47 [Preview] No.970801 del
Not sure if I should get a burger from local chinky or actually cook something with my last 15$


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 05:52 [Preview] No.970802 del
Sardines and chicken nuggets for dinner tonight, might wash it down with a 6 pack of low carb beer since I'm watching my weight


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 05:53 [Preview] No.970803 del
>>970801
Save your cash neet.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 05:58 [Preview] No.970804 del


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 05:58 [Preview] No.970805 del
>>970803
A burger is an investment


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 06:09 [Preview] No.970806 del
>>970805
>an investment
in tomorrows poo


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 06:18 [Preview] No.970807 del
>>970798
Powell created inflation during the biden presidency, basically handing trump the presidency and now trump treats him like crap.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 06:22 [Preview] No.970808 del
Lasagna was not great but not terrible. One get it gets slopped into your bowl, all these beef/tomato/pasta dishes are pretty similar, you may as well make your own and have it just how you like it.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 06:23 [Preview] No.970809 del
>>970808
Thank you NEET.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 06:23 [Preview] No.970810 del
>>970705
You need a gold chain to go with that scar


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 06:34 [Preview] No.970811 del
spent all afternoon migrating motherbat's old computer shit to the new one


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 06:35 [Preview] No.970812 del
two chevaps, six bacon, two eggs, two toast for dindins
not sure what she's got planned for pudding


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 06:36 [Preview] No.970813 del
>>970811
You are good to her. Be patient with her please.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 06:41 [Preview] No.970814 del
got two bags of the multipack popcorn, one sea salt and one salt & vinegar. I have smashed six of them already .


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 06:46 [Preview] No.970815 del
>>970814
You are out of control.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 06:47 [Preview] No.970816 del
>>970814
>the multipack popcorn
That's for school children NEET. The family size is the appropriate serving for an adult.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 06:48 [Preview] No.970817 del
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>>970815
I have 130 calories left for the day, should I have a protein shake or chocolate coated scotchfinger?


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 06:50 [Preview] No.970818 del
>>970817
Yes and yes, and then yes again!


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 06:51 [Preview] No.970819 del
>>970814
bet you bought another tub of neopolitan too


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 06:51 [Preview] No.970820 del
>>970817
Two of each is the appropiate serving size.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 06:54 [Preview] No.970821 del
Ordered something on 20 Dec. Paid $25 for AusPost postage. Didn't think it would get sent off quickly because Christmas etc. Fucker sent it today and used regular snail post, so another 2 weeks to wait.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 06:56 [Preview] No.970822 del


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 06:59 [Preview] No.970823 del
>>970817
counting calories is no way to live neet


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 07:08 [Preview] No.970824 del
Might become an acid house dj.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 07:09 [Preview] No.970825 del
>>970824
Sounds do-able.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 07:10 [Preview] No.970826 del
>>970824
how do they stop the acid melting the equipment?


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 07:12 [Preview] No.970827 del
>>970826
👆💯


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 07:12 [Preview] No.970828 del


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 07:14 [Preview] No.970830 del
>>970828
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uty2zd7qizA [Embed]


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 07:18 [Preview] No.970831 del
Might watch black books until i pass out


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 07:23 [Preview] No.970832 del
>>970831
Might force myself on you when you do.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 07:24 [Preview] No.970833 del
>>970827
Belzona of course.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 07:36 [Preview] No.970834 del


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 07:37 [Preview] No.970835 del
Going to swap out neets lube with super glue before he forces himself on that other neet.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 07:45 [Preview] No.970836 del
>>970828
>looking up weber's gape


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 07:53 [Preview] No.970837 del
>>970836
Will need a wholesale quantity of chux.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 08:13 [Preview] No.970838 del
Gone bed


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 08:15 [Preview] No.970839 del
>>970838
Sleep tight.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 08:18 [Preview] No.970840 del
>>970838
Good night.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 08:24 [Preview] No.970841 del
Cruisey I wanna go to bussy's


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 08:28 [Preview] No.970842 del
(168.11 KB 1266x499 minneapolis 3.png)


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 08:29 [Preview] No.970843 del
Thinking about Tamela, why did she reschedule our heart to heart? What unforseen circumstances are more important than our bond?


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 08:31 [Preview] No.970844 del
Drank too much, fell asleep. Probably for the best.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 08:32 [Preview] No.970845 del
>>970843
I hope you find your Queen soon


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 08:35 [Preview] No.970846 del
>>970843
The good thing is she still loves you neet, that bond will never be broken.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 08:37 [Preview] No.970847 del
>>970705
Good. I'll drink to your health!


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 08:40 [Preview] No.970849 del
>>970848
🤘🎶🎸


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 08:42 [Preview] No.970850 del
>>970848
well said


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 08:48 [Preview] No.970851 del
>>970848
🔝💯


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 08:49 [Preview] No.970852 del
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>>970804
Yes
>>970810
I have a silver one
>>970847
Cheers


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 08:52 [Preview] No.970853 del


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 08:52 [Preview] No.970854 del
>>970852
You should consider a necklace with a crystal.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 08:55 [Preview] No.970855 del
>>970852
Boss chain.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 09:06 [Preview] No.970856 del
>>970852
If your chest gets torn apart you can stitch it together with that tooth.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 09:08 [Preview] No.970857 del
Goon Afternoon Big Fellas

Nuro worked on saturday and sunday. Got up this morning and it was rainy as fuck. Just was not doing it. Got pillbrained and stayed in the aircon napping till 1pm. Finally had a shower and started some chores. Had a couple of customers dropoffs no stress. Rainy day was perfect for some super nerd projects i have been working on. Extracted some old HDDs i had with operating systems and extacted them to >=.vhd and got them up and runnning as virtual machines

Also got a usb microscope and usb endoscope up and running in linux and setup so i can do video captures.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 09:16 [Preview] No.970858 del
>>970857
Nice.
>usb endoscope
What. Why.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 09:17 [Preview] No.970859 del
>>970858
He got the microscope to look at his boogers.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 09:19 [Preview] No.970861 del
>>970857
Hi Nuro, I didnt do much except hang out with the neets. I did some more on the canoe and will go and cut the grass out the front before some nosey cunt dobs me in for a fire abatement. Might give that fischerspooner a go, DLing the torrent now.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 09:39 [Preview] No.970862 del
>>970857
Based.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 09:40 [Preview] No.970863 del
>>970852
Looks like you fought a raptor, he only got you once but you had the last laugh.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 09:42 [Preview] No.970864 del
Good night.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 09:42 [Preview] No.970865 del


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 09:45 [Preview] No.970866 del
>>970864
Good night Pidge. xx
Funny how that pidge pervert got himself a male pidge for a pet. Really makes you think.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 09:47 [Preview] No.970867 del
>>970858
>>970859
you never probed yourself ?
>>970861
oh yeah thats classic electroclash, its their follow up albulm to #1. Fischer spooner had a big with "Emerge" that was a total banger
https://youtube.com/watch?v=217CdX7Z2tM [Embed]
>>970862
BASADO!


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 09:49 [Preview] No.970868 del
>>970864
Night fella.
Pidge home kitsch.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 09:58 [Preview] No.970870 del
In a live chat thing with the Romanians. Holy shit are they dumb.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 10:00 [Preview] No.970871 del
>>970857
Sounds like you're doing well. I slept in until 3pm today. I don't even know how. I guess I needed it. I went to bed at 3am.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 10:04 [Preview] No.970872 del
The Romanians are going to check their inventory again. Fuck me, they are hopeless.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 10:06 [Preview] No.970873 del
>>970872
That whole country has a bad reputation.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 10:08 [Preview] No.970874 del
>>970873
True. I should've gone with a Hungarian business.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 10:09 [Preview] No.970875 del
>>970874
Everything would have arrived covered in paprika.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 10:13 [Preview] No.970876 del
>>970873
This is why Romanian neet no longer posts here.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 10:19 [Preview] No.970877 del
>>970876
Lots of neets no longer post here.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 10:37 [Preview] No.970878 del
wanting some ice cream


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 10:39 [Preview] No.970879 del
Might get drunk.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 10:44 [Preview] No.970880 del
Dropped a big shit.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 10:45 [Preview] No.970881 del
I need to clean my room but I don't know where to start.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 10:46 [Preview] No.970882 del
(162.74 KB 927x1555 minneapolis 4.jpg)


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 10:50 [Preview] No.970883 del
>>970881
Clear out a path first.

>>970882
American govt. can shoot protesters that's perfectly fine.
Iranian govt. shouldn't shoot protesters otherwise American govt. will shoot Iranian govt.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 11:02 [Preview] No.970884 del
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Going to bed.
Good Night NEETs.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 11:04 [Preview] No.970885 del
>>970884
Night fella.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 11:17 [Preview] No.970887 del
>>970886
the free market actually works sometimes.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 11:19 [Preview] No.970888 del
Still waiting for the Romanians to check their inventory.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 12:24 [Preview] No.970889 del
insomnia again, dunno how i keep doing this to myself, i was bored and sleepy this afternoon


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 12:25 [Preview] No.970890 del
New Zealand division of eb games is considering shutting down all operations this year. What a surprise the store that always charged $10-20 more for video games can't stay afloat. They were never good.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 12:29 [Preview] No.970891 del
>>970890
Online options have rekt them.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 12:39 [Preview] No.970892 del
>>970888
Still waiting.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 13:16 [Preview] No.970893 del
Start a wank diary and write down what you wanked to and why you wanked to it.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 13:16 [Preview] No.970894 del
>>970893
A shame journal.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 13:22 [Preview] No.970895 del
>>970894
I use it to relive past wanks and inspire me to get in the mood for more wanks.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 13:47 [Preview] No.970896 del
Falling asleep. I need the Romanians to reply. Fucking dogs.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 16:13 [Preview] No.970899 del
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(131.21 KB 828x953 1767949428235579.jpg)


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 16:15 [Preview] No.970900 del
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(1.90 MB 1024x1536 IMG_4263.png)


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 16:16 [Preview] No.970901 del
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(1.80 MB 1024x1536 IMG_4264.png)


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 18:39 [Preview] No.970902 del
>>970899
>>970900
>>970901
Poor Harry Potter.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 19:00 [Preview] No.970903 del
How did he get in there?


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 20:13 [Preview] No.970905 del
Home.
Doing a big poo.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 20:16 [Preview] No.970907 del
>>970905
I hope it flushes. No return.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 20:20 [Preview] No.970908 del
Who's the anti nazi shit aimed at?


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 20:25 [Preview] No.970909 del
>>970903
Cute mofo.

>>970908
I don't think anyone in particular. Just like the trannies, mongs and questionable porn.
It's only a mindgame if one take it as such. The message doesn't matter, spam is spam.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 20:28 [Preview] No.970910 del
>>970899
>exactly that's why I go to the creek


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 20:48 [Preview] No.970911 del
Good Morning NEETs
Nice warm day, maybe I can put the cold weather clothes away for good.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 20:50 [Preview] No.970912 del
>>970907
It went down.

Going to have a big glass of rasby softdrink and a couple of biscuits and then break my 25 days of nofap.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 21:34 [Preview] No.970913 del
The tricky bits of the fourth bulkhead are fixed in okay but the putty didnt work and is gonna take a lot to fix. Listening to one of Nuro's picks while I mess around before brekky, its pretty good.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 22:13 [Preview] No.970917 del
gm neets, need to start my exercise regime today


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 22:13 [Preview] No.970918 del
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Tamela has dumped me. She is making me talk to some pajeet. Humiliation on top of heartbreak.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 22:17 [Preview] No.970919 del
(431.86 KB 638x870 chess nazi.mp4)


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 22:19 [Preview] No.970920 del
>>970917
You will be a fit neet in no time.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 22:30 [Preview] No.970921 del
Woke up at 6 and had a nap until now.
Had a dream that I found old goon in a cup and drank it and got drunk. Is it even possible to be drunk in a dream?
Then I had to fight black goo with fire for some reason.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 22:31 [Preview] No.970922 del


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 22:31 [Preview] No.970923 del
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NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 22:31 [Preview] No.970924 del
>>970912
Success!


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 22:33 [Preview] No.970925 del
>>970911
>>970917
>>970922
good meowning 😹


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 22:40 [Preview] No.970926 del
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Comfy rot has set in, feels like leprosy. Need to find a old wine barrel in front of the supermarket and decay in real time in front of the shoppers.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 22:41 [Preview] No.970927 del
Why did I wank, Cruisey, WHY?!


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 22:49 [Preview] No.970928 del
>>970917
I will have some KFC and alcohol today and then join you tomorrow.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 22:53 [Preview] No.970929 del
>>970926
Leave an old hat in front of your barrel neet and I'll throw a dollar in as I walk past.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 22:59 [Preview] No.970930 del
The Romanians are ignoring me again, woe.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 23:03 [Preview] No.970931 del
>>970930
They have run off with Tamela.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 23:04 [Preview] No.970932 del
>>970930
it's 1am over there, you bell end


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 23:13 [Preview] No.970934 del


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 23:14 [Preview] No.970935 del
>>970927
Did Cruisey send you a client sign up text or some advertising material?


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 23:16 [Preview] No.970936 del
>>970935
He doesn't want me as a client :(


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 23:28 [Preview] No.970938 del
>>970927
Don't feel bad NEET none of us can resist wanking Cruisey now and then.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 23:29 [Preview] No.970939 del
>>970938
👆💯


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 23:39 [Preview] No.970940 del
ADIDAS!!!!


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 23:40 [Preview] No.970941 del
>>970936
You need to practice your monging.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 23:41 [Preview] No.970942 del
>>970941
He said I was TOO good at it. He couldn't handle that much poo.


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 23:42 [Preview] No.970943 del
>>970942
Are you the mong that shat in his car whilst presumably wearing a wig?


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 23:42 [Preview] No.970944 del


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 23:43 [Preview] No.970945 del
>>970944
This is why we can't have nice things, like rorting the ndis for cash with cruisey


NEET 01/12/2026 (Mon) 23:55 [Preview] No.970946 del
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NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 00:10 [Preview] No.970958 del
Wwwwweber


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 00:25 [Preview] No.970959 del
>>970958
Is that a residential shitter?


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 00:43 [Preview] No.970962 del
I just go to top of where the spam starts and click [x] until it's gone.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 00:51 [Preview] No.970964 del
Cruisey are you going to let him talk to me like that?


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 00:52 [Preview] No.970965 del
>>970964
You were defeated, retard.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 00:52 [Preview] No.970966 del


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 01:01 [Preview] No.970967 del
>>970792
Thank you.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 01:12 [Preview] No.970968 del
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NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 01:25 [Preview] No.970969 del
Chortled.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 02:12 [Preview] No.970983 del
>>970969
That reply was mean. Trolls on twitter are nasty and that site is worse than discord.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 02:33 [Preview] No.970984 del
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NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 02:39 [Preview] No.970985 del
>>970984
Cruise dog should wear a napkin when he is eating pizza in his nice clothes.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 02:41 [Preview] No.970986 del
BWS have fucked me right up the clacker


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 02:42 [Preview] No.970987 del
>>970986
Hot. I didn't know they had that service. What do you ask for at the desk?


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 02:47 [Preview] No.970988 del
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>>970986
I can guarantee that staff from my cellars would not do such a thing and always give you a fair deal on your purchases. Why not come in and talk to one of my trained cellarmen counsellors about where craig touched you or made you feel threatened. If this is another disingenous claim of rape directed against my competitor, I offer a generous 2.5% discount on any bagged beverage and will extend the discount to any person you manage to get to bear false witness on your behalf.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 02:49 [Preview] No.970989 del
>>970988
>bagged beverage
The best sort!


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 02:50 [Preview] No.970990 del
>>970989
That's what the Ethnic calls it.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 02:53 [Preview] No.970991 del
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NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 02:55 [Preview] No.970992 del
>>970991
Based.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 03:01 [Preview] No.970993 del
>>970992
That shooting will trigger a weird kind of chimpout where its white communists vs patriots. Browns and feds stay out of it and watch while USA niggers will stay right out of it and loot from the sidelines.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 03:04 [Preview] No.970994 del
>>970986
Lucky neet


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 03:04 [Preview] No.970995 del
>>970993
We've got our own communist government problem to worry about.
From yesterday's press conference:
>Journalist: “Is radical Islam the biggest domestic threat in Australia?”
>Albanese: “I’m concerned about neo-Nazi’s thinking it’s ok to walk down our streets dressed in black”


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 03:05 [Preview] No.970996 del
>>970994
No, they stole my $30 and won't respond to my queries.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 03:06 [Preview] No.970997 del
>>970995
yeah they tried this shit during covid and seem to be stuck in the same cognitive trap that they caught the low IQ normies.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 03:07 [Preview] No.970999 del
>>970991
The mongs always end up using violence.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 03:08 [Preview] No.971000 del
>>970996
How long has it been since you first contacted them about the issue?


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 03:08 [Preview] No.971001 del


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 03:11 [Preview] No.971002 del
>>970993
> loot from the sidelines.
Smart.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 03:11 [Preview] No.971003 del
>>971000
4 hours since the order
3 hours since I queried wtf is going on


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 03:16 [Preview] No.971004 del
>>970988
Thanks Dan.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 03:18 [Preview] No.971005 del
>>971004
He own BWS too. He is partly to blame.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 03:19 [Preview] No.971006 del
>>971003
>3 hours
Wait a bit longer. If no response by noon tomorrow then contact them again.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 03:22 [Preview] No.971007 del
>>971006
I'm phoning them shortly. Alcoholics can't go cold turkey for medical reasons.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 03:25 [Preview] No.971008 del
>>971007
Go down and confront them. If you are lucky you will have a medical episode shit your pants in public and be able to sue them.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 03:36 [Preview] No.971009 del
>>971008
>shit your pants in public
That's just another day ending in Y for me


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 03:37 [Preview] No.971010 del
Weeeeeber


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 03:40 [Preview] No.971011 del
>>971010
It's just a constant flow.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 03:44 [Preview] No.971012 del
So I rang up and it turns out the fucking BWS itself still wasn't open when the delivery driver arrived so Pajeet took it upon himself to cancel the delivery and BWS didn't bother to reschedule it when the lazy cunt got to work.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 03:46 [Preview] No.971013 del
A mate said pauline hanson and the other ones could get together not clive palmer and form a party and actually maybe make change so my generation can afford to own a decent home.
My plan in the mean time is to learn how to grow weed and sell it without getting caught until i have enough to buy a 2 bedroom unit. If it's doable i'll keep doing it until I can buy a bigger house with a farm. Maybe sell it on the dark web.
>pic related


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 03:49 [Preview] No.971014 del
>>971010
One of these toilet NEETs. Never ends.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 03:49 [Preview] No.971015 del
>>971012
You need to wean yourself off using Pajeet as your middleman for everything.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 03:50 [Preview] No.971016 del
>>971014
He needs to eat more meat and just do a big clogger once every 24 hours. Or hold on and do a mega clogger every 72 hours.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 03:51 [Preview] No.971017 del
>>971013
That is a LARP post screenshot.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 03:51 [Preview] No.971018 del
>>971015
You'd rather I drink drive?


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 03:52 [Preview] No.971019 del
>>971017
aus/pol in a nutshell


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 03:53 [Preview] No.971020 del
>>971018
You need to plan things better and resist impulse delivery orders. You have food and drink at home.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 03:53 [Preview] No.971021 del
>>971012
The pajeet is trying to kill you with thirst. The pajeet does not care about your NEED.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 03:54 [Preview] No.971022 del
>>971020
Why are you bullying me?!


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 03:56 [Preview] No.971023 del
>>971013
>sell it on the dark web
darkmatter.market


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 03:57 [Preview] No.971024 del
>>971022
I only want what is best for you NEET. You will be much happier with these Pajeets out of your life. All the upset they have caused you over the years.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 03:57 [Preview] No.971025 del
>>971013
Pauline Hanson is a sell out. ONP is jeeted. She even wants to dynastize her boomer following to her daughter. Its basically onlyfans at this late stage.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 03:59 [Preview] No.971026 del
>>971013
>get on my level ausneets
We have a NEET here who got on the pension by coming out as a pedophile. He actually has a criminal charge for that (probably for CP) so get on OUR level, auspol.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 04:01 [Preview] No.971027 del
>>971025
it is
but if the polling is correct, they're about to make the two-party system collapse


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 04:02 [Preview] No.971028 del
>>971017
Probably but I want to copy it anyway for the lolz.
>>971023
That's what I was going to sell it on. I haven't figure out if auspost checks for drugs though or if I should be disguising it somehow.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 04:03 [Preview] No.971029 del
You NEETs would be better off just getting herder work rather than exposing yourself to the risks that come with trying to make a living through crime.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 04:03 [Preview] No.971030 del
>>971027
>>971025
Who should I vote for if I want the obvious shit to improve like cost of living and house prices?


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 04:04 [Preview] No.971031 del
>>971027
>they're about to make the two-party system collapse
It looked like that in 1998 too but this dumb cunt Pauline can't keep the thing together. It will all fall in a heap again.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 04:05 [Preview] No.971032 del
>>971028
I told you that heaps of gubber men weed gets sent thru auspost nowadays and if any of that got held up the poor dope fiends could sue provided they have a prescription. You do have a prescription dont you, anon?


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 04:05 [Preview] No.971033 del
>>971029
The state gave me the mong label so if I get caught I'll just say I'm a mong, not very smart, and don't learn.
As for the dangers of dealing to druggies, weed smokers are usually okay but I wont ever see them anyway. I'll just accept payment through crypto and send it to them in the mail lol.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 04:06 [Preview] No.971034 del
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>>971032
>You do have a prescription dont you, anon?
I forgor I could even get one. I wonder if I could qualify for it.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 04:06 [Preview] No.971035 del
>>971030
join white australia.
whiteaustralia.org

otherwise dont vote, just turn up and hand in a blank ballot. they dont even care as long as you formally vote informally.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 04:09 [Preview] No.971036 del
>>971035
>hand in a blank ballot
I would view that as a cringe and impotent performative gesture. It would embarrass me.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 04:11 [Preview] No.971037 del
>>971034
My understanding is that being diagnosed with a mental illness makes you unable to get the prescription weed.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 04:14 [Preview] No.971039 del
>>971010
You should get your arse checked. A qualified tugger should be able to complete a comprehensive arssessment.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 04:16 [Preview] No.971040 del
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>>971034
I'm glad you asked that question, anon. Generally there should be no problem getting you a diagnosis for a whole host of things in the manual treatable with CBN/THC. My wholistic medical practice even recognizes cannabinoids as allopathic medicine as long as its from a government certified facility. I will gently remind you again to download my app and have the auto-booking facetime feature selected. Its there for forgetful cannibis users and will turn on your camera and mic for the appointment so we can fast stream your consult, send off your cannibis and auto bill you even without you being aware. Just another service we provide, because we care.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 04:17 [Preview] No.971041 del
>>971037
Is it possible to doctor shop it like if I don't give them the code to my health record thing?


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 04:17 [Preview] No.971042 del
>>971036
go waste your time secretly drawing dicks on the ballot, or get a fine for not voting. Retardation is a choice, retard.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 04:17 [Preview] No.971043 del
>>971039
I think they charge by the finger.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 04:19 [Preview] No.971044 del
might chuck it in and work on the canoe


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 04:20 [Preview] No.971045 del
>>971041
I don't know. There is an active subreddit about it. ausmedicalcannabis or something like that.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 04:20 [Preview] No.971046 del
>>971044
Gabe Newell's yacht took less man hours of work than this canoe.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 04:21 [Preview] No.971047 del
Goon Afternooon Fellarinos.

Wather is still meh, remnants of cyclone Koni. At least its cooled the fucked down. Managed to actually get some work done today. Having smoko at the pointe and garn to see Dan the Medicine Man. You fellarinos want anything ?

No idea what i am feeling for dinnery doos. It would be a lovely day to see the colonel but that involves a 45 minute round trip in some shatty wather.

Decisions.....


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 04:23 [Preview] No.971048 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WcVGhU5Cjjg [Embed]


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 04:25 [Preview] No.971049 del
>>971016
👆💯


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 04:26 [Preview] No.971051 del
>>971029
👆💯


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 04:26 [Preview] No.971052 del
>>971047
>a 45 minute round trip in some shatty weather.
He's worth it.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 04:27 [Preview] No.971053 del
>>971040
Thanks Dr Zogbot


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 04:27 [Preview] No.971054 del
>>971043
How many do you think he pay for?


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 04:28 [Preview] No.971055 del
>>971047
Based.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 04:36 [Preview] No.971056 del
>>971054
He would pay for two but expect four.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 04:38 [Preview] No.971057 del
>>971056
>but expect four
Hot!


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 04:38 [Preview] No.971058 del
>>971056
That's the cost to satisfaction ratio.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 04:40 [Preview] No.971059 del
>>971047
Eat something healthy for once. Guzmans might qualify but dont forget to check for brown hands.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 04:43 [Preview] No.971060 del
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NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 04:43 [Preview] No.971061 del
The brown hands are everywhere up and down the supply chain. Even if you can't see any at the final stage they have still left their mark.


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>>971013
You need to do this.
Good timing actually I've just been setting it up this morning.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 04:48 [Preview] No.971063 del
>>971061
>they have still left their mark
Poo particles?


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 04:49 [Preview] No.971064 del
>>971063
And worse!


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 04:50 [Preview] No.971065 del
>>971062
Nice work NEET.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 04:50 [Preview] No.971066 del
>>971062
The work of the tomato farmer never ends.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 04:53 [Preview] No.971067 del
>>971062
That is excellent. Who do you sell it to or rather, how do you find people to sell it to?


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 04:58 [Preview] No.971068 del
>>971067
A bulk buyer, you need to know people in the trade though and a lot of them are very dodgy people.
Beyond that anyone you know who smokes is a customer and ask them to introduce you to their dealer.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 05:01 [Preview] No.971069 del
And never tell people it is yours, you have a mate in the country who grows a bit.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 05:16 [Preview] No.971070 del
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>>971069
>>971068
Kisses neetbro


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 05:18 [Preview] No.971071 del
>>971069
Tell them it's your mate who works in a bike shop on the sunshine coast.


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NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 05:40 [Preview] No.971073 del
>>971069
Always was Cruisey's, always will be.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 05:49 [Preview] No.971076 del
finally got my fucking alcohol


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 05:52 [Preview] No.971077 del
>>971076
Pajeet delivery?


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 05:53 [Preview] No.971078 del
>>971077
some fucking raghead
thought it was haram for them to even touch the container


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 05:58 [Preview] No.971079 del
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NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 05:59 [Preview] No.971080 del


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 06:12 [Preview] No.971081 del
Is Katrina organising the AA Meeting at Dan's?


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 06:23 [Preview] No.971082 del
>>971081
The after-meeting-meeting, yes. They're a short distance from each other.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 06:32 [Preview] No.971083 del
>>971082
Ty 💖


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 06:34 [Preview] No.971084 del
>>971069
* except whores


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 06:39 [Preview] No.971085 del
Might make a game for roblox and monetize it for millions of dollars with exclusively AI generated and stolen content once


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 06:47 [Preview] No.971086 del
>>971085
Sounds do-able.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 07:00 [Preview] No.971087 del
Sorted my paints and shit out.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 07:08 [Preview] No.971088 del
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>>971059
We have been through this. GyG and the Colonel are equidistant. Not a problem when going for a goon cruise on the EEB but when it’s shut in weather options are much more limited. god damn I hate Zamberos and burrito bar (brown hands)

Anyhows got it sorted like any adult. Went to Dan’s and then got some porterhouse and garlic buttons from the butcher. Got some waffle fries in the freexer. This is going to be a real neet treat….


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 07:13 [Preview] No.971089 del
>>971062
I'm not sure this is the right place to post this. This board should be free of the topic of pipes sealed without Belzona.
What's the legality status in Australia?


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 07:14 [Preview] No.971090 del
>>971087
Good work.

>>971088
Looks like another Based feed.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 07:16 [Preview] No.971091 del
eating asparagus


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 07:20 [Preview] No.971092 del
>>971088
Zambreros is dogshit aye
like a clown vomited a partially digested corn salad over your tacos or something


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 07:23 [Preview] No.971093 del
>>970913
The fourth? I thought there will be only three. Or one in front one in back and two in the middle to create a closed space?

>>970917
Exercise status?

>>970918
Better to love and lose instead of loose.

>>970930
Should have asked International Curisey first if they can be trusted. His answer would have been: no.
Weird to think Australians have to order stuff from half-world distance if they want staff from Euros. When I think about sketchy long distance order I think Taiwan or Malaysia or something.

>>970958
How many toilets you visited?


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 07:24 [Preview] No.971094 del
>>971093
*want stuff


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 07:24 [Preview] No.971095 del
>>971088
Based.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 07:25 [Preview] No.971096 del
>>971089
Good points.


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>>971093
there are three compartments, the middle one had two walls. I was working on the back one just now and it will have two separate parts to seal it off. I will take photos when I clean up the glassing I did today. I learned that putting putty in crevices that I cant reach properly is a big mistake because its impossible to shape it. I will run out of shit soon but I planned for that because I can just do the grinding which is just chisels and knives which isnt a problem. It gets me out the front of the house doing shit and watching the comings and goings in the street while I wear a full respirator and tyvek overalls. The yobbo mongs next door moved away and everything is sinsterly quiet.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 07:34 [Preview] No.971098 del
>>971089
>I'm not sure this is the right place to post this.
Same with those filthy bathroom "weeeeber" posts they are just pathetic and smell like IGAy
>>971090
been neglecting beef alot lately, usually i reserve that for tommy but i was in the need for feed
>>971092
its a dogshit take on mexican. you either have the "traditional" wet tacos with lots of boiled chicken sour cream rice and guac and then you have the more modern "texmex" spin on things with charred grilled ed chicken and heaps of extra spice and hotness.

Only problem is Guzmans is run by some colombian mafia and relies on depressed guatemalan and argie slaves while Zamberos being much shit some how has some of the fittest 17y/o white uni students wearing the tighest clothing. Hnnnnng....
>>971095
BASADO!


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 07:35 [Preview] No.971099 del
>>971088
you need a proper kitchen with freexers and a range. Whats the ETA on that?


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 07:36 [Preview] No.971100 del
>>971097
>full respirator and tyvek overalls
The right way to dress for meeting people.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 07:37 [Preview] No.971101 del
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1. Tamiya gloss acrylics. The red in the bottom right is a 'Mr Hobby' duplicate of the X7 red in the top row.
2. Tamiya flat acrylics. The red in the bottom row is a 'Mr Hobby' duplicate of the XF7 in the top row. The three paints on the bottom right are equivalents of RLM (Reichsluftfahrtministerium) 74 (GRÜNGRAU/grey-green), 75 (GRAUVIOLETT/grey-violet), and 76 (LICHTBLAU/light blue) - WWII German paint codes.
3. Some enamel paints, typically used for painting clear plastics like brake and indicator lights, and window trim, along with some glues and panel accent marker.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 07:40 [Preview] No.971102 del
>>971101
Looks very good NEET. Good work.

>Tamiya
The one who stood that NEET up?


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 07:40 [Preview] No.971103 del
>>971101
I like it loaded


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 07:41 [Preview] No.971104 del
>>971101
Good collection.


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4. Paint brushes, sanding sticks, masking tapes, decal wetting and setting solutions.
5. Thinners, spray paints (primers, clear coat, couple of others), pipettes, white plastic spoons for testing paint shades.
6. Alligator clips for holding small parts.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 07:41 [Preview] No.971106 del
>>970886
How can they fail with all that cheap pajeet labour.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 07:43 [Preview] No.971107 del
>>971105
Very well organised.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 07:45 [Preview] No.971108 del
>>971105
You should offer figurine painting service.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 07:45 [Preview] No.971109 del
>>971089
>pipes sealed without Belzona
Uncle Ted posting


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 07:47 [Preview] No.971110 del
>>971108
I'm not 10K/WarhammerNEET. I can still barely do cars and warbirds.


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NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 07:49 [Preview] No.971112 del
>>971111
I posted a few Corvette and Lancia models a couple of years back.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 07:49 [Preview] No.971113 del
>>971105
Cruisey should visit to inspect them in-person.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 07:50 [Preview] No.971114 del
>>971111
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 07:50 [Preview] No.971115 del
You'll also note purple paint is conspicuous in its absence...


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 07:51 [Preview] No.971116 del
>>971113
He's too busy eating barely cooked hotdogs in public toilet cubicles.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 07:51 [Preview] No.971117 del
>>971098
>filthy bathroom posts
This would mean you can't post your bedroom


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 07:54 [Preview] No.971118 del
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might watch this after i put the skid plate back under the ute, do the lawn, have a bath and make some chippos.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 07:55 [Preview] No.971119 del
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>>971099
>you need a proper kitchen with freexers and a range
IMAGINE BEING THIS WRONG
>>971099
factoring in the time to upload and download that from the clood, and do a pass to flip it and squeeze it in Handbrake then fill out the capchta and upload....
EATING IT NOW MOTHERFUCKER


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 07:56 [Preview] No.971120 del
>>971119
>the clood


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 07:56 [Preview] No.971121 del
>>971120
NZ girls like it when you rub they


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 07:57 [Preview] No.971122 del
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>>971111
I am much less organised.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 07:59 [Preview] No.971123 del
>>971122
Do they make their own range of paints?


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 08:00 [Preview] No.971124 del
>>971112
I'm sorry I don't remember.

>>971114
I'm starting to suspect there won't be any Wizzyposting anymore. Sad, it's whimscal and characteristic.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 08:00 [Preview] No.971125 del
>>971119
Uh Nuro that porterhouse no look so good no more. Are you sure you didnt cremate that?


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 08:01 [Preview] No.971126 del
>>971123
Games workshop? Yeah, they do a much stronger pigment than most.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 08:02 [Preview] No.971127 del
>>971126
Ah ok.
I thought there would be some kind of overlap with the scale modeling and Gundam market, but I guess not.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 08:05 [Preview] No.971128 del
>>971127
Lots of people on the forums seem to prefer tamiya to the gw paints even for miniatures.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 08:05 [Preview] No.971129 del
>>971118
did you watch The Order yet?


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 08:06 [Preview] No.971130 del
>>971119
Highly based.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 08:07 [Preview] No.971131 del
>>971117
seen it lately ?
seen it the past two years ?
thats beacause it does not exist anymore

go away you smell like shit IGA and stop those pathetic "Webber" toilet posts. We all know your faggot ass has decided to stalk him since instead you desperate bitch. Begone !


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 08:09 [Preview] No.971132 del
>>971131
Dude it is Cruisey making the toilet posts. Apart from that one with the underdoos, that was an imposter.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 08:11 [Preview] No.971133 del
>>971132
Are you daring to question the based ones absolutely deranged view on reality?


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 08:12 [Preview] No.971134 del
>>971119
Based.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 08:13 [Preview] No.971135 del
One day Cruisey will poo in nuros bedroom
That will be a great day for ausneets


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 08:15 [Preview] No.971136 del
>>971101
Very neet and tidy.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 08:16 [Preview] No.971137 del
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>>971132
well its still literal shitposting any which way you look at it
>>971133
>someone pulling the board down to the level of scum on a public toilet floor mixed with some homo-erotisicm
well darn gosh forgive me for being mistaken


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 08:17 [Preview] No.971138 del
>>971137
have you seen picrel recently? she went missing for a while, presumed deda


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 08:20 [Preview] No.971139 del
>>971122
You need to get organised but do what works.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 08:20 [Preview] No.971140 del
In the good old days
When the NEETs were cool
We all used to poo
In nuros pool


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 08:22 [Preview] No.971141 del
We used to have daily poo posts.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 08:22 [Preview] No.971142 del
>>971137
> still literal shitposting
Sadly not since the days of NK


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 08:23 [Preview] No.971143 del
>>971122
Need a painter mutual support group. He likes to organize but slow on output. Something to pick up for both of you from the other.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 08:34 [Preview] No.971145 del
>>971140
Nuro probably doesn't remember Nuro having a pool at this point.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 08:40 [Preview] No.971146 del
>If I don't remember who I am, then who will?


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 08:57 [Preview] No.971147 del
>>971146
Internet archive?


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 09:07 [Preview] No.971148 del
>>971146
At the NEET Commune each of the elderly NEETs shall be appointed a younger NEET to remind them who they are and what day it is.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 09:14 [Preview] No.971149 del
>>971148
*and when the next Dan deliver is due.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 09:14 [Preview] No.971150 del


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 09:18 [Preview] No.971151 del
>>971129
>the order
yeah it was trash. white power exploitation.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 09:21 [Preview] No.971152 del
Flymo cut the power cord. Gonna chuck it in anyway. Potatos and corn and onions for tea. nothing fancy like Nuro and his porterhouse and la de da chips. He must spend twenty times more than me on food, not even going into drink and drugs costing.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 09:27 [Preview] No.971153 del
>>971152
>Flymo cut the power cord
What does that mean NEET? Is it code?


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 09:30 [Preview] No.971154 del
>>971152
Being based isn't always easy on the purse


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 09:33 [Preview] No.971155 del
Choof is pure degeneracy, makes you sit all day on the dunny moaning webby's name.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 09:37 [Preview] No.971156 del
>>971155
He gets paid a fortune by the government to do it too.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 09:38 [Preview] No.971157 del
>>971156
He's worth every penny. My purse might be lighter but it is well earned.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 09:39 [Preview] No.971158 del
Good night.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 09:41 [Preview] No.971159 del
>>971157
Agreed, an epic Bossman NEET like Cruisey has earned it.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 09:49 [Preview] No.971161 del
>>971155
And the downside is?


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 09:52 [Preview] No.971162 del
>>971150
>military Actually Indians

>>971158
Night fella.
Pidges love a good shower.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 09:57 [Preview] No.971165 del
>>971158
Good night Pidge. xx
Good to see some wholesome pidge content.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 09:58 [Preview] No.971166 del
I finished watching Death Note. Another anime that started out good but lost its way and ended badly. 6/10


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 09:59 [Preview] No.971167 del
>>971165
Indeed.

>>971166
Now watch the movie.


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NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 10:01 [Preview] No.971169 del
>>971167
>the movie.
I didn't know there was one.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 10:03 [Preview] No.971170 del
>>971161
You run out of dunny paper eventually.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 10:03 [Preview] No.971171 del
>>971169
Perhaps its a trilogy even. Live action, not anime movie.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 10:09 [Preview] No.971172 del
Curry potatoes with chives and the last of the parmesan for dinner. out of cheexe.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 10:11 [Preview] No.971173 del
>>971172
Sounds like a good feed.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 10:18 [Preview] No.971174 del
>>971173
Chiming chives.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 10:23 [Preview] No.971175 del
There is a sale on ali express. I might buy a mechanical keyboard on it. 39$ down from 112$


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 10:23 [Preview] No.971176 del
>>971175
That is a good discount. I hope it is a known brand not some imitation chink stuff.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 10:28 [Preview] No.971177 del
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>>971176
It's just some chink brand but for 40$ it cant be too bad.
I forgot I wanted to get a chink amp too to drive my speakers but the discount only applies to one item. I wonder if I can scam this somehow to get both


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 10:29 [Preview] No.971178 del
>>971174
was pretty good. Oily but tasty. Wish I had some Ice cream tho.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 10:29 [Preview] No.971179 del
might have some cola and go to bed


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 10:30 [Preview] No.971180 del
>>971179
Good night. Brush your teeth after the cola please.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 10:44 [Preview] No.971182 del
The Romanians haven't replied. I was told more than 24 hours ago that I'd have a reply within a few hours.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 10:50 [Preview] No.971183 del
>>971175
You should just learn to make clicking noises with your tongue while you type. Much cheaper.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 10:51 [Preview] No.971184 del
>>971182
From now on consult shibs on which euro nationalities can be trusted and which can't before sending any of them money.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 10:53 [Preview] No.971185 del
>>971184
I could've told you beforehand what he would say, especially considering these ones are in Transylvania.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 10:54 [Preview] No.971186 del
Fucked my bolognese up severely. I dumped 250g of pasta into a tiny pot. Fuck me. MongLyfe.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 10:56 [Preview] No.971187 del
>>971186
If you served it to me I would send it back.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 10:57 [Preview] No.971188 del
>>971177
nice to see you took my advice

also went completly nuts, spent like 8 dolla on a bundle deal and completely cleaned up, almost felt like theft.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 10:59 [Preview] No.971189 del
>>971188
Some good prices there.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 11:02 [Preview] No.971190 del
>>971186
you should cook pasta in the sauce


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 11:03 [Preview] No.971191 del
Might hit the sack. Forgot how good The Proposition was.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 11:05 [Preview] No.971192 del
>>971188
Based junk enjoyer.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 11:16 [Preview] No.971193 del
>You will learn to lick it, and never forget her name.
Wonder what old piece of lore this is from.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 11:20 [Preview] No.971194 del
>>971193
A cup of noodles turned into a green bum and a dirty whore chook.
Mongaro cant meme.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 11:31 [Preview] No.971195 del
>>971194
>Mongaro cant meme.
His memes are the best.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 11:38 [Preview] No.971196 del
>the neets forgot about Helen


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 11:38 [Preview] No.971197 del
My room smells of farts.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 11:40 [Preview] No.971198 del
The pasta turned out okay. I had two big bowls of it. I was full after the first but I felt obliged to have the second. I feel sick now. Nurgle 2026 is within sight.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 11:49 [Preview] No.971199 del
>>971198
keep going neet, you can manage a third


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 11:50 [Preview] No.971200 del
Have my heart palpitations again, haven' noticed them in a while


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 11:52 [Preview] No.971201 del
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>>971198
I'm having pea pottage with pörkölt.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 11:52 [Preview] No.971202 del
>>971200
They are a sign that everything is working correctly.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 11:55 [Preview] No.971203 del
wanna get on the lobster pills and wine like nuro, and lie in the shower with water flowing over me


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 12:10 [Preview] No.971204 del
>>971195
We shared something. He doesn't want to talk about it.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 12:23 [Preview] No.971205 del
>>971196
RIP Sweet Angel


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 14:32 [Preview] No.971206 del
you cunts are gonna get arrested for antisemitism soon, you have been listening to the news right?


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 14:36 [Preview] No.971207 del
Close of business in Romania. No contact today. I will resort to making rape threats on instagram.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 14:37 [Preview] No.971208 del
>>971206
Nuro will pull some strings to protect us.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 14:39 [Preview] No.971209 del
>>971208
being a neet is very antisemitic, it's over


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 14:44 [Preview] No.971210 del
>>971209
Lots of orthodox Jews are neets. They just sit around reading the Torah and rely on the government for money and their wives for housework. We could do something similar with Dan catalogues.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 14:44 [Preview] No.971211 del
>>971206
this board is my religion we'll be fine


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 14:47 [Preview] No.971212 del
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>>971211
i did notice while having a quick look just now that apparently there's some loophole for preaching religious texts or some shit idk


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.971213 del
>>971210
true sorry i should've clarified
>goyim being neets is very antisemitic


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 15:03 [Preview] No.971214 del
The Romanians have replied. Despite the flexibility in my order, they are out of stock of the whole product range. They are now shilling a bunch of unrelated stuff and trying to steer me towards store credit. I am insisting on a refund. These fucking gypsies better get my money back this week or I am contacting NAB and making it their problem.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 15:20 [Preview] No.971215 del
>>971214
You are right to insist on a refund. Do a chargeback through your bank if you have to.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 16:04 [Preview] No.971218 del
>>971215
Yeah, I will give them some time but I won't let them fuck me.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 19:08 [Preview] No.971219 del
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Might visit stonehenge


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 19:17 [Preview] No.971220 del
>>971219
Had the boongs built anything?


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 19:20 [Preview] No.971221 del
>>971206
How is a website a group?


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 19:41 [Preview] No.971223 del
>>971219
It's good you kept my shitty artwork all these years.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 19:45 [Preview] No.971224 del
Swollen face. Wisdom tooth is being a cunt.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 19:47 [Preview] No.971225 del
Nothing like picking your head scab and it all comes off as one piece.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 19:55 [Preview] No.971227 del
>>971225
a treat to nibble on!


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 20:03 [Preview] No.971228 del


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 20:04 [Preview] No.971229 del
>>971224
If it's infected, ask Dr Zogbot to prescribe some antibiotics.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 20:23 [Preview] No.971230 del
>>971229
I think I'll need it extracted.
I had it xrayed a few years ago, its on a 90° lean


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 20:27 [Preview] No.971231 del
Flying foxes are dying in their thousands. I dont feel bad about it at all.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 20:54 [Preview] No.971232 del
>>971230
You need that bugger extracted. I got all mine removed long ago because of a similar issue. It provided significant relief from no pain.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 21:07 [Preview] No.971233 del
Went to Woolsworths.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 21:08 [Preview] No.971234 del
>>971201
the first action when something catches fire is to take a photo.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 21:11 [Preview] No.971235 del
>>971234
or film a vertical video if out in public, instead of helping


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 21:15 [Preview] No.971236 del
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Good Morning NEETs.
Last nights farts are slowly dissipating out the open door. Feeling tubby, shouldnt have had so much food last night.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 21:19 [Preview] No.971237 del
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NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 21:28 [Preview] No.971238 del
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NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 21:39 [Preview] No.971240 del
>>971236
Good morning NEET.
I had a good sleep, woke up feeling quite good.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 21:52 [Preview] No.971241 del
>>971196
These young NEETs don't even know to fear the green bin.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 21:57 [Preview] No.971242 del
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Goon Morning NEETs

Rains stopped. Big Day ahead. Hopefully can get a ride in today.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 22:17 [Preview] No.971243 del
why does the website keep going down?


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 22:17 [Preview] No.971244 del
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>>971242
Hopefully that steak will fuel your hard work today.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 22:18 [Preview] No.971245 del
>>971243
the capcha died for me.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 22:19 [Preview] No.971246 del
I complained to shiban on IRC and he fixed it. Got him out of bed too, loool.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 22:19 [Preview] No.971247 del
>>971245
yeah when that happens endchan is basically down
images won't expand and you get a cloudflare error if you reload the page


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 22:20 [Preview] No.971248 del
>>971246
Good job. Now he hates us even more.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 22:27 [Preview] No.971249 del
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NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 22:35 [Preview] No.971250 del
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>>971248
He hates (You), he loves me.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 22:36 [Preview] No.971251 del
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Down by the river and the duck family turned up.
Then I noticed the fox trying to stalk them.
The ducks fled, whole thing was awesome.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 22:47 [Preview] No.971253 del
>>971251
You should take a bow next time and kill Mr Fox if he appears.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 22:50 [Preview] No.971254 del
>>971253
Nah, I like seeing them all.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 23:06 [Preview] No.971255 del
>>971251
> The ducks fled
It reminds me of that horrible tragedy of the secret board being leaked


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 23:21 [Preview] No.971256 del
>>971255
It was the internet's helen, raped to death.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 23:27 [Preview] No.971257 del
>>971255
Yeah, the fox isn't malicious though he just wants a duck feed.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 23:41 [Preview] No.971258 del
>>971254
Theyre vermin. Deformed cats.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 23:42 [Preview] No.971259 del
If helen was still here I would rape her again


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 23:42 [Preview] No.971260 del
>>971257
Theyre stereotypically known as sly. Its whole being is malicious. Good for nothing except hunting.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 23:44 [Preview] No.971261 del
>>971260
Are we still talking about literal foxes or is this a figure of speech for the silver fox?


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 23:51 [Preview] No.971262 del
>>971259
Her mummified carcass is still in the green bin if you're willing. I know she is.


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 23:55 [Preview] No.971263 del
>>971262
🤮🤮


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 00:03 [Preview] No.971264 del
>>971261
I think he may have been raped by a fox at some time.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 00:07 [Preview] No.971265 del
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Bowl of beef stroganoff down the hatch!


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 00:14 [Preview] No.971266 del
>>971265
Noice. I am going to make a cup of soup and a toastie.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 00:36 [Preview] No.971267 del
Might get a 2 stroke petrol motor kit for my bike just to piss off Nuro.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 00:51 [Preview] No.971268 del
>>971267
the e-bikes are lightweight and simple, but they just don't have the range yet


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 00:52 [Preview] No.971269 del
>>971266
Nice and comfy.
>>971267
Lol.

Got animations working properly, finally. This might not look impressive but it actually took like 2 years of scattered attempts to get this working.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 00:55 [Preview] No.971270 del
>>971269
After the toastie, I just settled on a glass of green sugar-free cordial. Bit too warm for soup atm.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 01:04 [Preview] No.971271 del
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>>971270
Comfy.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 01:06 [Preview] No.971272 del
>>971270
green flavor only works in cordial, you never see it in other confectionery.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 01:07 [Preview] No.971273 del
>>971272
There's green lollies but they don't taste nice


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 01:20 [Preview] No.971274 del
>>971273
yeah there are, i dont mind them. Lime flavor is not nice but actual limes are lovely. The lime juice you get at the supermarket doesnt taste like them at all, I think lime cordial is based on that. Maybe there are two kinds of limes.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 01:29 [Preview] No.971275 del


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 01:36 [Preview] No.971276 del
>>971274
Agreed real limes are nice.
>>971275
Ty


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 01:39 [Preview] No.971277 del
>>971251
Lovely. Very nice photos.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 02:04 [Preview] No.971278 del
Wish I had another fifteen (15) cents.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 02:06 [Preview] No.971279 del
Half the day wasted, wanna get something done with the other half.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 02:10 [Preview] No.971280 del
>>971278
What do you need it for NEET?


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 02:11 [Preview] No.971281 del
>>971280
I want to buy a $6 cardboard box tomorrow and I only have $5.85 in coins.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 02:13 [Preview] No.971282 del
>>971278
I will give you the money if you clean my car and i expect you to chamois it at the end.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 02:17 [Preview] No.971283 del
>>971281
What do you want this fancy box for?


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 02:19 [Preview] No.971284 del
I will not be taking any more questions on the cardboard box at this time.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 02:24 [Preview] No.971285 del
Its going to be a shame box. I knew it.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 02:25 [Preview] No.971286 del
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>>971284
We just need to know in case we have a cardboard box spare that will do. We could give it to you for less than this $6 you have been quoted.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 02:30 [Preview] No.971287 del
You can get them for free on the front wall at Bunnings.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 02:32 [Preview] No.971288 del
>>971287
Those boxes are shit, they cut the flaps off and the good ones they sell elsewhere. That NEET wants a fancy box, he said so.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 02:36 [Preview] No.971289 del
>>971288
>they cut the flaps off
That got done to Cruisey's ethnic too. It's abuse.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 02:38 [Preview] No.971290 del
Sent an email to beanNEET about his new board


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 02:51 [Preview] No.971291 del
Found ten (10) cents behind the filing cabinet. Just need five (5) cents now.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 02:54 [Preview] No.971292 del
>>971291
I might have a way you can make a little bit of money. Send elbow pics.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 02:56 [Preview] No.971293 del
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NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 02:56 [Preview] No.971294 del
>>971293
Never mind. 😲😲😲


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 02:57 [Preview] No.971295 del
>>971291
Keep going NEET. That money you need is just under the next thing you need to clean up.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 02:58 [Preview] No.971296 del
>>971295
I've cleaned my computer desk and looked under the beds and checked every drawer in the house.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 03:00 [Preview] No.971297 del
>>971296
How about the couch cushions?


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 03:00 [Preview] No.971298 del
>>971296
Check the ash tray in the car.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 03:05 [Preview] No.971299 del
>>971296
>>971298
Seconding this one, there has got to be a few coins in the car under the seats


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 03:06 [Preview] No.971300 del
BUM RASH


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