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NEET General #951 - NEET Park Edition NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 15:23 [Preview] No. 971216
Do you NEETs have opinions on TV shows that keep going for more seasons than they should?

Old Thread: >>970185


NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 21:35 [Preview] No.971239 del
Too early


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 03:09 [Preview] No.971303 del
NEET HOURS
BEST TIME


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 03:12 [Preview] No.971304 del
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Wonder how that cash poor Neet is holding up.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 03:18 [Preview] No.971305 del
>>971216
NSW for the W


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 03:19 [Preview] No.971306 del
>>971304
Feeling very sad at the moment.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 03:27 [Preview] No.971307 del
Maybe if I have a nap I will wake to find Cruisey has placed a five cent piece in the letterbox.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 03:29 [Preview] No.971308 del
>>971307
go thru your vaccum cleaner


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 03:45 [Preview] No.971309 del
>>971307
I hope so ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿคž


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 03:48 [Preview] No.971310 del
Angry yelling in the street from the neighbours. Bad Home vibes. They just got a fuckhuge american pickup truck too. Someone got an inheritance, I'll wager.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 03:50 [Preview] No.971311 del
>>971310
Might have been retarded enough to get a loan.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 03:51 [Preview] No.971312 del
>>971306
Bit of a povo situation neet. Bit sad. Why not ask a neighbor for some change?


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 03:52 [Preview] No.971313 del
>>971311
Just five hundered and sixty two weekly payments of $475 indexed and they will own it outright!


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 03:53 [Preview] No.971314 del
>>971307
Take some bottles to the recycling depot.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 03:53 [Preview] No.971315 del
>>971312
It's alright. Everybody wants me to fail.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 03:57 [Preview] No.971316 del
>>971315
Tell us why you want that box and we might change.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 03:58 [Preview] No.971317 del
>>971312
I'll have to ask him why he wants me to give him money just to make sure its not for drugs or alcohol or comic books.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 04:00 [Preview] No.971318 del
>>971316
Because it matches the dimensions of a box I already own and I need it to. Hence buying another.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 04:00 [Preview] No.971319 del
I bet it's a sex thing.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 04:02 [Preview] No.971320 del
I bet that NEET is going to put drugs or alcohol or comic books in this box. Thats why he is so evasive


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 04:03 [Preview] No.971321 del
I never trusted boxfuckerNEET anyway.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 04:04 [Preview] No.971322 del
Maybe I could put my $5 in the poker machine and get $6 out.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 04:06 [Preview] No.971323 del
I fucked up again NEETs. I had 2/3 coffees and went and bought what I thought was caffeine & sugar free coke but it has caffeine and a drank a whole bottle. I'm wired.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 04:07 [Preview] No.971324 del
>>971322
You will end up in debt and have to hock the other box.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 04:10 [Preview] No.971325 del


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 04:12 [Preview] No.971326 del
>>971322
What happened to the other 95 cents? did you blow it already?


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 04:16 [Preview] No.971327 del
>>971326
I did not. But you can't put less than a $1 coin in a machine.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 04:17 [Preview] No.971328 del
All this cumbox talk is making me reminisce on the days you could get a pie with a coke for 5$


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 04:19 [Preview] No.971329 del
>>971328
>pie with a coke
I would say that is a poor combination. Coke goes well with pizza. I would have a flavoured milk with a pie though. Just my 5c worth.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 04:20 [Preview] No.971330 del
>>971328
There used to be a bowling place here that said in their ads "For $6.50 you get two games, shoe hire, a hot dog, fries and a coke".


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 04:22 [Preview] No.971331 del
>>971329
>Just my 5c worth
Cruel NEET, very cruel.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 04:24 [Preview] No.971332 del
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Updated the front page for ausneets.cv. Hopefully it explains what it's about a little better. I don't intend to moderate it or de-anonymize any neets.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 04:31 [Preview] No.971333 del
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NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 04:31 [Preview] No.971334 del
>>971332
That is a fine front page, but can you add a monero wallet so NEETs of means can donate to the poverty stricken NEETs to buy boxes.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 04:33 [Preview] No.971336 del
>>971333
You're hoarding. Speculating on the box market.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 04:35 [Preview] No.971337 del
>>971336
Imagine how many boxes nuro must have.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 04:41 [Preview] No.971338 del
to think I shared my paint collection last night and today you are mocking my need for five cents


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 04:43 [Preview] No.971339 del
>>971338
If you didn't blow all your money on paints you wouldn't be in this quandry.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 04:45 [Preview] No.971340 del
>>971338
Get to the scouts recycling before it closes. You have dollars worth of bottles in that yellow bin.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 04:46 [Preview] No.971341 del
>>971340
it has been emptied


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 04:47 [Preview] No.971342 del
>>971341
It gets emptied tomorrow.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 04:47 [Preview] No.971343 del
>>971339
Not going to show you the box creation if I can ever afford it then.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 04:48 [Preview] No.971344 del
>>971342
somebody doesn't seem to understand I was basically away from home since the last recycling day


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 04:48 [Preview] No.971345 del
>>971333
CashedUpNEET.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 04:56 [Preview] No.971346 del
still very hot in the outback if ventusky is to be believed


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 05:13 [Preview] No.971347 del
>>971343
I'm sorry NEET I hope you get your box one day.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 05:17 [Preview] No.971348 del
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Good afternoon bros


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 05:20 [Preview] No.971349 del
>>971344
There is something in there. You only need one.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 05:20 [Preview] No.971350 del
>>971348
Hello NEET. How are you going?


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 05:24 [Preview] No.971351 del
>>971333
You need a display case.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 05:25 [Preview] No.971352 del
>>971137
many great wanks were had to her in my early teens


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 05:27 [Preview] No.971353 del
>>971349
He should go through the neighbours bins, I'm sure he would find one.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 05:27 [Preview] No.971354 del
>>971352
she had fucked up tits and that many freckles is gross


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 05:27 [Preview] No.971355 del
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>>971350
I'm ok thanks, cleaned the flat, went into town for a coffee and hit woolies.
Only mildly out of sorts today.
yourself?


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 05:27 [Preview] No.971356 del
>>971353
might just steal the box from officeworks


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 05:28 [Preview] No.971357 del
>>971354
she had great tits man, nice puffy nips. Tight little body in her prime.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 05:28 [Preview] No.971358 del
>>971355
Sounds like you had a pretty good day NEET.
Mine has been quiet. Just did a bit of cleaning.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 05:30 [Preview] No.971359 del
>>971358
>Just did a bit of cleaning.
You wouldn't happen to have found a five cent piece?


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 05:38 [Preview] No.971360 del
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NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 05:41 [Preview] No.971361 del
>>971360
isn't that low?


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 05:46 [Preview] No.971362 del
>>971361
yeah the diastolic is a bit low but nothing crazy. I thinks its because I'm feeling depressed.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 05:46 [Preview] No.971363 del
>>971358
Did you eat anything yummy today?


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 05:51 [Preview] No.971364 del
>>971363
I just had a small tin of pink salmon. It was pretty good. I don't like the fishy smell in my kitchen though.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 05:51 [Preview] No.971365 del
Bum sniffers


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 05:54 [Preview] No.971367 del
Cruisey hasn't done a poo yet today.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 05:55 [Preview] No.971368 del
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NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 05:57 [Preview] No.971369 del
>>971367
His arse is not in a good stage.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 05:57 [Preview] No.971370 del
Gonna chuck it in for today. Too late to go out.


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>>971366
trev won't be replaced without a fight


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 05:57 [Preview] No.971372 del
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NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 05:58 [Preview] No.971373 del
>>971369
The stresses of the Bossman lifestyle are hard on the bowels.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 05:58 [Preview] No.971374 del
Cruisey stealthed me in a toilet cubicle once.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 06:00 [Preview] No.971375 del
>>971374
You never even mentioned condoms though you dirty slut.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 06:11 [Preview] No.971376 del
Thinking about those four fingers


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 06:21 [Preview] No.971377 del
Bought a caramel slice for afternoon tea, something I haven't had since I was in high school. Was disappointing.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 06:24 [Preview] No.971378 del
ADIDAS


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 06:25 [Preview] No.971379 del
>>971360
>>971362
Do you get dizzy from being low? I've been dizzy all day cause my bp has been low, went down to 81/50, was waiting to passout.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 06:26 [Preview] No.971380 del
>>971367
He's blocked up.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 06:28 [Preview] No.971381 del
Tried some of those Indomie mi goreng noodles for the first time. Thought they'd be spicier than that.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 06:28 [Preview] No.971382 del
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>>971376
Some get the entire hand.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 06:31 [Preview] No.971383 del
We need to get rid of these scrawny low blood pressure ethiopian neets have a board dedicated to the neet gentleman of size only. Blood pressure 140+ required to post.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 06:31 [Preview] No.971384 del
>>971381
The more asian the packets look the spicier they are


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 06:31 [Preview] No.971385 del
>>971382
last australian pm i remember, couldn't tell you who the current fella is


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 06:33 [Preview] No.971386 del
>>971384
the hot & spicy suimin cup is hotter than what I just ate
might need to buy a bottle of chili sauce after the cardboard box


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 06:35 [Preview] No.971387 del
>>971379
I used to get dizzy when I stood up when they had me on far too strong bp meds.
I fell over from it once.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 06:36 [Preview] No.971388 del
supposedly they do a hot & spicy indomie
had to get the 5 pack I have at Victor as the poors buy up all the ones in lizbef


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 06:36 [Preview] No.971389 del
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>>971383
๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ’ฏ


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 06:37 [Preview] No.971390 del
>>971388
You can order some on Amaxon,if on sale they can be cheap.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 06:38 [Preview] No.971391 del
>>971387
New neet lore drop. Didnโ€™t know we had a bipolar neet? Do you get like rage episodes with it while unemdicated?


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 06:39 [Preview] No.971392 del
>>971391
Blood pressure you mong.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 06:40 [Preview] No.971393 del
>>971392
Haha. Oops!


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 06:42 [Preview] No.971394 del
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NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 06:42 [Preview] No.971395 del
>he doesn't know about my boong penis meds


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 06:43 [Preview] No.971397 del
>>971395
Waddup black dick


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 06:45 [Preview] No.971398 del


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 06:56 [Preview] No.971399 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Lgn1i1-EAUI [Embed]


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 07:08 [Preview] No.971400 del
i know what he doesnโ€™t have Boxed package


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 07:10 [Preview] No.971401 del
>>971400
box price


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 07:13 [Preview] No.971402 del
Cruisey one of these will ease it out of you.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 07:22 [Preview] No.971403 del
>>971402
>fuck yer that looks good
>shitskin actor at the end
All desire to buy the pizza evaporated.
Why do they still do this?


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 07:29 [Preview] No.971404 del
>>971403
Unless you're constipated and need to poo, it may not be the pixxa you need!


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 07:30 [Preview] No.971405 del


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 07:31 [Preview] No.971406 del
>>971323
Caffeine is old wives tale.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 07:31 [Preview] No.971407 del
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I sanded back the bulkhead 4 bits, they are only on the side and you can see that I need a middle bit. I also need to block the hole at the back of the seat and that one will have a screw hatch on it. I would have worked on it tonight but a sudden and torrential downpour hit and made me feel sleepy. I did fix the extension cord, I worked it out in my head, I was gonna put heatshrink on it first before I solder everything togehter. I always forget to put the heatshrink on it before I solder everything together. I cut the ends in a staggered way to they wouldnt touch wiht out insulatinon and soldered it. It was hard to solder them. I did it tho and it is okay but I forgot to put the heatshrink on before I did the soldering so I had to bodge it with tape. Fuck. I could have just put the end on the cut piece and made it shorter but I figured soldering it would be less work. meh it would have been about the same. I havent tested it yet and I hope it works. It was pretty straightforward. Put the purple on the green wire. The red on the purple wire and the green ton the black wire. I sure hope my shit doesnt run backwards when I plug it in. Legit might get a new cord tho. Gonna try and glue the headlinging in the car now. Might fukn go to bed early. I had a stressful day.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 07:34 [Preview] No.971408 del
>>971402
Imagine brown hands touching the food you make.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 07:34 [Preview] No.971409 del
>>971360
>59
That's a bit low. Do some exercises.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 07:36 [Preview] No.971410 del
>>971406
Doesn't seem to do much to me, even near a gram.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 07:39 [Preview] No.971411 del
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>>971407
I am very excited for the canoe launch.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 07:40 [Preview] No.971412 del
Seriously considering the idea of getting a camper van and going around fruit picking


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 07:46 [Preview] No.971413 del
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>>971366
>Jaswinder Boparai
>Narinder
>Pippal
Indian names are funny.

>>971372
>t. skyrim thief and dark brotherhood questline

>>971389
Should have used 140 emote.

>>971407
You should have bought a ladik.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 07:47 [Preview] No.971414 del
>>971412
>fruit picking
It is hard work. Are you up to it?


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 07:48 [Preview] No.971415 del
>>971332
I guess goodbye to those fellas who want to leave.
WT has password now. (It has a couple of weeks now.)


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 07:48 [Preview] No.971416 del
I bet Cruisey hasn't done a poo today because of nuros cruelty to him yesterday.
The poor blighter has cruelty constipation.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 07:49 [Preview] No.971417 del
>>971414
Your job as a nitpicker is way easier.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 07:52 [Preview] No.971418 del
>>971417
Does that pay well?


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 07:53 [Preview] No.971419 del
>>971415
The show will always go on.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 07:57 [Preview] No.971420 del
>>971415
I donโ€™t see a password on it unless there is another secreter board


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 07:58 [Preview] No.971421 del
>>971420
The BO of a board have to enable passwords in the board settings.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:01 [Preview] No.971422 del
Also in theory the post queueing should work. Posts can be premoderated too by BO or the board users (voting). At least this worked at some point.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:02 [Preview] No.971423 del
>>971416
He needs to eat some prunes.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:05 [Preview] No.971424 del
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>>971413
that boat is too big. I need something light and discreet. The canoe is as big as I can handle. It is pretty nice tho.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:08 [Preview] No.971425 del
>>971422
>>971421
So passwording was recently added? That would have been nice to know before i made my own version. I guess the neets havenโ€™t realised it yet?


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:08 [Preview] No.971426 del
>>971424
There are in different sizes. Tho all made either of wood or aluminium. So probably even the smallest are heavy as fugg.
They are flat bottomed, and handle like canoe (like paddle on only one side and steer with the paddle after each stroke to keep it on line).


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:09 [Preview] No.971427 del
Still no refund from the Romanians.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:12 [Preview] No.971428 del
>>971425
After the thing happened we (Odili) started to work on the feature. But stuff got botched and posting got disabled entirely. So that had to be fixed and some other stuff too.
Well at least one fella knows, but he expressed little enthusiasm to run a/the board.
And frankly I don't see a reason why anyone should move from here. /ausneets/ is taken care of.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:14 [Preview] No.971429 del
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NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:15 [Preview] No.971430 del
>Clintons refuse Epstein subpoenas, face contempt charges


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:16 [Preview] No.971431 del
>>971430
Two more weeks.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:16 [Preview] No.971432 del


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:16 [Preview] No.971433 del
>>971431
It's in the bag


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:16 [Preview] No.971434 del
>>971429
I have a specific box of 431x406x596 that I wish to join parts of a second box of same width and depth to.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:17 [Preview] No.971435 del
>>971432
It is about 450 AUD too. These gypsy niggers better pay up soon.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:19 [Preview] No.971437 del
>>971434
Fussy bloody NEET that's practically the same size.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:19 [Preview] No.971439 del
>>971435
What did you attempt to purchase from Romania of all places? They aren't exactly known for industry.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:19 [Preview] No.971440 del
>>971439
I am too embarrassed to say.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:20 [Preview] No.971441 del
>>971439
Romanian drugs


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:20 [Preview] No.971442 del


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:20 [Preview] No.971443 del
Boxes?


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:21 [Preview] No.971444 del
Downloading Chimp Empire (2023).


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:21 [Preview] No.971445 del
>>971443
75 of them.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:22 [Preview] No.971447 del
>>971437
we don't have them here either, fwiw


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:22 [Preview] No.971448 del
>>971441
They would just have sent powdered donkey droppings.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:27 [Preview] No.971449 del
so sleepy


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:27 [Preview] No.971450 del
>>971436
Just remembered these from back in the day.
https://acme.com/jef/comics/pervbert/


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:27 [Preview] No.971451 del
>>971428
You take care of me daddy Shibs


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:29 [Preview] No.971452 del
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NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:29 [Preview] No.971453 del
Still haven't opened that mead.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:30 [Preview] No.971454 del
>>971449
shit man i just woke up two hours ago


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:30 [Preview] No.971455 del
>>971453
it'll only get better with age
until it doesn't


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:33 [Preview] No.971456 del
>>971436
how dare you, that man pushed hate speech, if you support him you're going to get arrested


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NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:39 [Preview] No.971458 del
The posts here are much better in the mornings.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:41 [Preview] No.971459 del
I can't afford to get drunk. I've only got $15 and there is nothing worth getting for that.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:41 [Preview] No.971460 del
sleepy


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:42 [Preview] No.971461 del
>>971426
Its okay, I really needed one that you could put a body in the front and take it deep into the middle of no-where and sink them with a car battery or something. The canoe is a bit too small for that.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:42 [Preview] No.971462 del
>>971459
Should be able to get a couple of bottles of moscato.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:45 [Preview] No.971463 del
>>971462
>moscato
It contains too much sugar.


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NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:47 [Preview] No.971465 del
>>971458
The goon inspires the afternoon and evening posts.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:50 [Preview] No.971466 del
>>971439
a mail order bride


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:50 [Preview] No.971467 del
Going to lie down. I've been very tired lately. No energy.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:51 [Preview] No.971468 del


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:51 [Preview] No.971469 del
>>971459
I think there is casked wine for 15$ although I might be misremembering that. Might have been 20$ or 30$


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:51 [Preview] No.971470 del
>>971467
i'm going to manifest you having gay dreams tonight, good luck bro


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:51 [Preview] No.971471 del
>>971469
there are some $12-15 casks, but they're lower alcohol content (and shit)


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:53 [Preview] No.971472 del
>>971459
can't you get like 3 bottles of chancellor and co wine for that
i thought they used to be like 2.50 a bottle but i guess they're 5 now idk, that's always my go to because i'm a cheap ass


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:54 [Preview] No.971473 del
This broke NEET is very choosy about his booze. Back in my day we would drink anything at all.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:55 [Preview] No.971474 del
>>971473
It should be clarified that the box-seeking NEET and the booze-seeking NEET are different people.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 08:57 [Preview] No.971475 del
>>971471
True that they're shit. You could mix it with a 2$ bottle of soda just to get pissed. I can't drink anything except balter cerveza / corona's, they're the same thing and mixed jim beam now.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 09:00 [Preview] No.971476 del
>>971473
When was that neet? Did you have a boong phase?


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 09:00 [Preview] No.971477 del
>>971473
Metho with a splash of boot polish was the best.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 09:01 [Preview] No.971478 del
>>971477
Hand sanitizer is what the kids drink these days.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 09:03 [Preview] No.971479 del
I wonder if moonshine really causes no hangovers.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 09:04 [Preview] No.971480 del
>>971479
Possibly, as it would mostly just be water and ethanol. Most of the issues people have from hangovers are from preservatives and shit.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 09:04 [Preview] No.971481 del
>>971476
We've all had a boong phase, all you had to remember was never loan them money.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 09:05 [Preview] No.971482 del
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9.99$ casked white wine at dans


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 09:06 [Preview] No.971483 del
>>971479
>not coming from a bloodline of alcoholics and having the gene that makes it so you just don't get hangovers
weak


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 09:06 [Preview] No.971484 del
>>971482
>Sonata Estate
I'll take some metho from the fridge, thanks.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 09:06 [Preview] No.971485 del
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=A3v7-rGibr8 [Embed]
this simply must be heard. my new hype music for leaving landlordberg's to go and get tinnies


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 09:07 [Preview] No.971486 del
>>971484
Don't forget the splash of boot polish!


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 09:07 [Preview] No.971487 del
Out of money. cenno says two grand tomorrow. Soon to be cashed up.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 09:09 [Preview] No.971489 del
>>971488
Handsome fella.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 09:10 [Preview] No.971490 del
>>971480
The meth head down the road drinks it when he cant get anyone to go to the bottle shop for him. He is banned from the only pub in town. Its some shit out of outback aus in The Proposition like he's one of the townspeople extras. Shit that was a good Moofie.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 09:15 [Preview] No.971491 del
>>971487
>two grand tomorrow
Advance payment?


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 09:15 [Preview] No.971492 del
>>971487
How is this possible?


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 09:16 [Preview] No.971493 del
>>971487
Double it at The Cas


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 09:19 [Preview] No.971494 del
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>>971485
>pic related


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 09:22 [Preview] No.971495 del
>>971494
it slaps, i'm not saying you have to become a muslamic or anything like that m8


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 09:23 [Preview] No.971496 del
>>971495
Whatever you say rag head lover


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 09:25 [Preview] No.971497 del
Bins go out tonight Weber.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 09:30 [Preview] No.971498 del


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 09:31 [Preview] No.971499 del
I want to have a rags to riches story but without having to do any work for it.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 09:33 [Preview] No.971500 del
>>971497
Tomorrow morning. I have to remember to get the prawn scraps bag out of the freexer.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 09:35 [Preview] No.971501 del
>>971500
>the prawn scraps bag
My exact body type.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 09:42 [Preview] No.971502 del
Good night.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 09:44 [Preview] No.971503 del
>>971502
Good night Pidge. xx
That pink nest in the cage is too exposed.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 09:47 [Preview] No.971504 del
>>971502
Night fella.
That pidge lady doesn't know what she is doing, not the pidge.


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NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 09:55 [Preview] No.971506 del
>>971504
bro i thought that was the indian flag


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NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 10:06 [Preview] No.971508 del
>>971506
The poo must flow.


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NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 10:09 [Preview] No.971510 del
Weed neet how much am i looking at out of pocket for a grow tent + the starter shit like lights soil and enough fertalizer for an i donโ€™t know, 4-6 plant grow? Not counting power


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 10:11 [Preview] No.971511 del
A jew literally threw his own shit at me once. I thought i could be friends with a jew. Jews? Not even once.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 10:17 [Preview] No.971512 del
>>971502
Good nights neetiepoos


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 10:18 [Preview] No.971513 del
>>971492
There is more than just jobseekers.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 10:21 [Preview] No.971514 del


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 10:31 [Preview] No.971515 del
Tooth hurty
On the bonjela


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 10:39 [Preview] No.971516 del
With the 2025 decisive Lord Nuro and General Tiff victory over Stumers Creek, Stanners was left to flee blindfolded and barefoot.

We have finally begun long awaited logistal earth moving works in OPERATION: REMOVE THE SMELL


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 10:44 [Preview] No.971517 del
>>971516
How was that excavator able to drive across the top of the water?


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 10:45 [Preview] No.971518 del
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Listening to nigger rap.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 10:49 [Preview] No.971519 del
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How shall NEETs avoid the coming draft?


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 10:51 [Preview] No.971520 del
>>971513
I know. Why do you get more than me?
I want more


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 10:55 [Preview] No.971521 del
Might remodel my flat to look like a doom level


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 10:57 [Preview] No.971522 del
>>971515
See a dentist NEET. Don't suffer needlessly.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 10:59 [Preview] No.971523 del
>>971519
Hide in the woods like dezi with pit vipers on of course


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 11:00 [Preview] No.971524 del
>>971516
I just learned I have been pronouncing Stumers wrong.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 11:01 [Preview] No.971525 del
>>971518
blade 2 was a perfect film, i miss the 2000s


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 11:05 [Preview] No.971526 del
>>971516
it rained so hard this arvo that the gutters overflowed. I was just watching it pour thinking that the rain helps me think but doesnt think for me. eerie.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 11:11 [Preview] No.971527 del
I've got a male USB-A to male USB-C cord I use to connect my phone to my desktop. I went to plug it in to my desktop without looking accidentally was using the USB-C end. It caused my computer to shutdown lol. MongLyfe.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 11:18 [Preview] No.971528 del
can't get to sleep, my sleep cycle is completely fucked


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 11:32 [Preview] No.971529 del
>>971528
Try counting boongs.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 11:51 [Preview] No.971530 del
wish i still had my beanbag, so i could lie on it and listen to stuff in the darkness


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 11:57 [Preview] No.971531 del
>>971530
make friends with a fat neet


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 12:02 [Preview] No.971532 del
>>971531
Cruisey has monopolised them.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 12:12 [Preview] No.971533 del
>>971532
Rent a fat NEET


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 12:31 [Preview] No.971534 del
>>971533
He charges by the kilogram.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 12:36 [Preview] No.971535 del
>>971510
Don't grow in soil under lights, it's a waste of time.
Have a read up on deep water culture (dwc) it's the best method.
Prices for the gear varies a hell of a lot it's worth shopping around for the good places.
I paid 350 for the tent (2.4m x 1.2m x 2m), 500 for each of the lights (250-720w, covers up to 1.5m x 1.5m each), pipes and pumps were 300 or so and nutrients about 150 for a crop.
Roughly 2 grand for a setup that will grow 6-8 plants every 3 months, it'll give you 30-60 oz depending on what strain you grow and skill.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 12:45 [Preview] No.971536 del
>>971535
Forgot the fan and the air filter that's another 350 or so.



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