SA shit aye

How does he do it?

going to watch that witch movie with that bug-eyed alien girl anna joy taylor sweeeney or whatever
hope i don't shid in fear

>>972323
I watched a bit of it and got bored because it was gay. Skipped through and got confused.

Just had an absolute ripper of a wank to a chick I know IRL that doesn't know I creepshotted her

>>972329
Blair witch was pretty good. The third one was the best.

>>972281
I like that Pepe.

>>972330
We'll be the judge of that. Share the creepshots.

This new meme is good value. (You) wouldnt get it.

>>972333
...
No I wont post all of it

>>972336
Looks like a Max office.

>>972337
Wouldn't you like to know

>>972338
Not really.

over-ate again, I never fucking learn

>>972323
Thinking of streaming Doom or Resident Evil on the weekend.

>>972323
well that was fuckin bollocks
not even a titty either

Is the nad bump one of the tubes? I get that when I almost cum, but then dont. Get that harlot to eat it.

Waiting on the ethnic. Cant help myself.

>>972345
You should see a doctor too.

>>972347
Just means you need a big cum

>>972348
cum in the ethnic.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=mBsPXwCHexg [Embed]
I still can't get over this girl.

>>972350
I got over her once.
IfyouknowhatImean

Harlot got delayed, finally on her way now.
May have to give her a spanking.

>>972352
Tell her to remove her filthy vestments so you can better gaze upon thine corruption.

>>972349
I did not. She berated me for my tugger choices and said she's getting tested because I told her about the one that used glad wrap instead of condoms when I got a gobby.

>>972352
Whip her with her bra.

Might have a wank thinking about 10k in a 6 harness rope swing with lambs wool and leather, swinging back and forth over a greased taser as a quirky little red headed lass from just north of dublin, on the coast where the rocks are all craggy and the shale whollops the cliff faces with cold salty mist slowly controls the rhythm by holding his shaft at the base and moving just her wrist. The taser (at only 30%) grants subtle squirts of sporadic tingles right on the anus, before she grasps it harder then pushes him forward, hitting his big testical growth and then with an extra glug of stroking grease on her latex gloves, moves the taser up the shaft to the tip. Then proceeds to take turns zapping his knob and her oil covered nipples, grasping his balls in the other hand then deepthroats the whole thing and zapping his sphincter til be blows the growth out his cock into her sinus cavity and then she blindfolds him and spits the cum out on to his chest scar cum gutter and she licks it back up like a good girl.

Nk was supposed to appear in it and I didnt talk about tits enough

Bad home types screaming nearby.

>>972281
I cannot remember them...

>>972355
>because I told her about the one that used glad wrap
Your wrap now!

>>972360
I got you covered.

>>972364
Thank you.

I hope Cow gets his cooked breakfast. Cow should be careful if he uses the bathroom to poo

>>972368
Trump really loves oil for sure.

heard more voices outside
cracked the blind to see 2 carloads of police standing out the front
hurriedly got dressed but then they got back in and drove off

kathleen kennedy is finally fucking going

>>972371
Will this effect Lesbians in Space?

>>972370
They whizzed away!

>>972340
Good Morning NEETs.
Lovely day saturday.

>>972343
Those moofies sucked and I already seen them. Put on "Blair Witch 2"

>>972374
GMN.

AI has gone too far these days
> This TikTok star sharing Australian animal stories doesn’t exist – it’s AI Blakface
https://theconversation.com/this-tiktok-star-sharing-australian-animal-stories-doesnt-exist-its-ai-blakface-273004

>>972343
I would watch these moofies or HP.

might break out the egg rings

Good morning NEETs.

>>972375
I dl'd for its time for rewatch.

>>972377
Have you seen either?

>>972379
Morning. Good apu.

>>972379
I have 2 of those pickup sticks.

>>972380
>Have you seen either?
Residential Evil, I believe I have seen them all. Doom is not ringing a bell, but I might have.

>>972382
Executive helpers.

>>972379
GMN.

>>972378
Might break out the cock rings

>>972375
We should watch The Long Weekend (1978)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gBq-wVwDhME [Embed]

>>972383
Uploading Doom then. In one piece. Gonna try watch it tomorrow. If it fails I'll chop it up and we'll watch it on Sunday.

>>972388
>Gonna try watch it tomorrow
it's today already

>>972389
Ah yeah. Living in the future.
Do you have flying cars and hoverboards?

>>972389
Gm neets. Had a dream I was graduating high school and my car got stolen so I had to stay behind with the mongs.

>>972390
yes and sex robots

>>972386
Hot!

>>972393
Cool. Something to look forward.

>>972387
They're vicious creatures.

bacon & egg sammich down the hatch
might have a cup of tea

>>972397
Very old school.

>>972376
I still prefer digital boongs to the real thing.

>>972399
They smell better.

>>972398
eating more simple povo foods lately

one of the stray cats that hangs about in the yard has pissed on my back door too
right through the screen door onto the wooden one

>>972402
Give it a good spray with some vinegar.

Goose morgan

>>972402
You need a possum for home protection

Think I bruised my hip bone rooting in the car. It is not like the movies, except the foggy windows. Got caught, which was fun.

>>972403
the door or the cat?

>>972406
Poor Glenn

>>972407
Both.

>>972408
Ever heard the submissive purrs of a 200kg exec in extacy?

>>972406
Tell us the full story please NEET.

Maybe AP will deliver that package today. Oh who am I kidding hahahahaha

https://archive.md/V9K5X

The back story on the new meme

🎵I close my eyes and seize it🎵
🎵I clench my fist and beat it🎵
🎵I light my torch and burn it🎵
🎵I am the beast I worship🎵
🎵I am the beast I worship🎵
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-qxa91EwFco [Embed]

>>972415
>I clench my fist and beat it
IKTF

>>972410
Yes.

>>972415
I liked the Dan version.

>>972411
Drove in the hills looking for spots but then went to an oval and the other car there turned their lights on as we left. I said that we could go to Possum's as a joke but after about 40min driving, I said it again and she seemed keen. I told her he wouldnt touch, but would probably watch. I think thats how tuggers came up.

Keen for an update on 10k's debauch. Hope he hasnt had another fribulation.

>>972422
You should have scouted out a good spot beforehand. You need to keep an eye out.

>>972422
>I told her he wouldnt touch, but would probably watch. I think thats how tuggers came up.
Romance is still alive.

>>972422
>Possum's as a joke
Were you the one who pissed on his back door or was that her?

>>972423
He'll be fine. As soon as he wears out his new heart they'll just swap in another one like they did before. With modern medicine a neet can thrive and debauch all he likes.

>>972406
What positions did you try to do?

>>972418
Looks more like 44 than 34

>>972430
I guessed 52

>>972429
Both on our sides in the boot. Her head on the tyre well. She insisted that we crawl through the car, instead of getting out.

>>972433
Why can't you just stay home like normal people?

>>972433
Is is a station wagon?
>>972434
For fun I'm guessing

Nuro I want to buy one of these.

>>972436
That made me smile.

Headlining repair in the car went well. Might do another section this arvo.

>>972438
Why do you need such whizzing storage?

>>972443
I am almost out of storage space :)

https://brunopowroznik.itch.io/chudways

Just want to know how many neets want to watch a spooky moofie at the moofie nights?

how about
>Amityville horror
>Blair witch 1 or 2
>Picnic at hanging rock

>>972444
Just delete some shit.

>>972446
Can't. I'm a hoarder like my father before me. Except he hoards physical shit. I just hoard data.

>>972433
>on our sides in the boot
Sounds ridiculous.

>>972448
not to mention the boot will smell like stale fanny next time he opens it

>>972447
Delete the porn then, positive first step.

>>972450
Only have 16gb of porn

>>972440
Good work NEET.

>>972451
goydata
Delet that shit retard

I made this post >>972448 and then a few minutes later tried to make another post and got pic related.
Is there an explanation?

>>972434
We have a couple rendevous spots. I told her I wanted to take her in the hills to look at stars but all the places we went had other cars parked there, probably doing something similar. Every single out of the way oval carpark and lookout spot had people, was pretty funny.

Cruisey called me the Packard Goose once.

>>972455
Sounds ridiculous.

>>972458
Hmm

https://youtube.com/watch?v=xsFzHpBlugs [Embed]

>>972438
You're a braver neet than me for buying an unknown brand ssd from aliexpress.

>>972461
He will want to have his data backed up.

>>972460
>>972458
I quoted part of this song to the ethnic when discussing Solomon in the early wooing part.

>>972464
Did you mention the nouveau-abstruse?

>>972457
Imagine having to root a whore in your car because you live with your mum.

>>972466
Its better than not having a whore to root at all.

Might make a hamburger for loince, with hash browns instead of bread for buns.

>>972468
Bbq sauce? Sounds good.

>>972467
did you just say: I might be living with my mum but at least i'm a degenerate?

>>972469
>Bbq sauce
will layer it between all 3 beef patties

Chill out 10K, I shouldnt be having a go at you. Just choof up some goynip and have acouple tins with ya mumsie and be at peace.

>>972468
put another hash brown in the middle of the hash browns instead of a beef pattie.

>>972466
Whore sex is fucking degenerate but living with parents has always been pretty standard for NEETs considering their financial situation.

5 bits of hoki with tartare and a pasito going down the hatch

>>972476
okay, kenyanigger

>>972477
Pasito is the patricians choice of fizzy cordial water.

>>972477
Cashed up neet!

Drinking some water, I sure love water

>>972482
I only drink the finest of tap waters.

>>972471
My exact body type.

niece caught a fish

>>972476
Apparently Kenya is the Thailand of Africa for sex tourism

>>972477
Well fed

>>972485
Is that a shark?

Might challenge chuck norris to single combat.

>>972485
She wouldnt have caught it without (You)

>>972488
Too small for that. Not sure what it is though. Tailor have a top and bottom fin in that position, but I don't think it's that either.

>>972485
That's a good one.

>>972486
AIDS isnt real

>>972491
Pretty sure its a gummy shark.

>>972490
She caught it with Bill, using a kids BCF rod, which is all the more galling.

>>972493
Its not. Its just gays with drug munted bumholes.

>>972495
Its a mog fish.

>>972495
You should take it off her and throw it back in the water. Thats what a Boss uncle would do.

>>972495
Did she kiss it before chucking it back? Mightve turned into davo.

Poor bugger cant swim.

Is that where Davo has been? He turned into his fish form and has just been cruising around the ocean.

>>972502
Plenty of fish in the sea.

Wanting to chuck it in and go outside.

>>972504
surely you mean chuck it in (the ocean) and go inside

>>972505
Chuck in the towel and get out of the ring.

>>972503
Not many like our sweet davo.

>>972503
Not if the Chinese have anything to do with it

>>972485
Very nice.

>>972502
He's with the Mermaids now.

>>972508
Just used the last packet of yeast. Fugg, I use that a lot, I make a lot of bread.

>>972497
These are quite common out there. Every one catches them.

>>972510
AI real camels arent that appealing.

Gonna do something about the yeast situation. I gotta get something else or face the scorn of the cashier, what do I get NEETs?

>>972513
Have you tried using a sourdough starter instead of yeast? Will save you a lot of money if you can get it working.

>>972529
Sourdough isnt real

>>972516
Something cheap that you like.

>>972530
About as real as multigrain bread.

>>972532
A mate told me the other day helgas bread is just about the worst bread. I found that weird because I thought the browner it is the better it is.

>>972531
I got milk and stressed

I bought the Tandaco yeast because the other one (Lowans) says made in china and I dont trust biologics from there. Looking up the country of origin online now. Might have to send a querey to the customer service listed on the box. Milk leaked in my backpack. Hosed it out and its drying on the end of a spar high in the air. At least I didnt get attacked by a dog on my journey.

>>972535
I think you will struggle to get first world yeast. I know there is a French brand but I don't know if they make their yeast in France or get it from China and then package it with their branding. That is common these days. They change without telling you.

>>972536
Product packaging laws are fucked. even china has better faith with their country of origin. Anything made in china has to be labeled as such. Chineese yeast is therefore easy to avoid.

Gonna work on the boat. Its up on my verandah and I dont like junkyard aesthetic, even though I am working on it each day it still looks like its not going anywhere, like half the front yards full of fucked cars and junk around this bad home town.

Goon Afternoon Big Fellas.

Just not coping with this heat lately. No energy. Chained to the cool zones.

>>972539
Imagie living life on the edge of the Coastal zone in QLD

I’m almost 32, I’m going to make having sex with a non prostitute by 40 a long term goal.

>>972542
An alive non prostitute?

Greens of all people killed faggot Albo's hate speech bill. Gun laws still passing.

>>972542
You can do it.

>>972544
It's all a circus and means nothing, everything real is done behind closed doors. Democracy was never real and people were fools to think we can vote our ways out of this situation.

>>972535
>I dont trust biologics from there.
The hands?

>>972542
I'm currently in a similar situation although I want a long term gf. I found this book called Models - Attract women through honesty, to be quite good. It talks about how pickup artistry works but is unfulfilling. It talks about how overcoming flaws leads to a better life overall and gets you better women. I guess you could also take away from it the cheap hacks to pickup chicks with. I won't judge you.

>>972544
Well done Cruisey!

>>972546
Weber needd to stop Bat from posting her nuanced takes.

>>972549
I support the hate speech laws. Everyone will need a digital licnse to voice opinions about anything except the weather and netflix shows. They will learn to be civil and behave.

>>972550
I'm right

>>972551
I'll buy Joslin McCormick Premium Licence

>>972551
> weather and netflix shows
Agreed.
And the only thing we can say about netflix shows is how much we love the diverse cast!

>>972548
Can confirm that being ugly trumps overcoming flaws. At best you will attract 40 yo sluts who want to "Settle down" on your labor.

>>972554
I was disappointed that they had a white cast member that wasn't a villain in the latest Netflix original

>>972544
JFC this was unexpected. White Australia Party when?

>>972551
I would kill you for this opinion if I knew your ID.

Bill caught a fish.

>>972558
You will never get a digital ID with posts like. that

>>972547
the ching chongs are always bragging about how much transgenic biolab shit they do. How do you know that yeast isnt GE? How do you know it hasnt been dangerously modified at the gene level?

>>972560
you are lucky my gun rights were taken away

Modified yeast, best yeast.

John Howard is still alive 😔

Going up the bush into the cool zone. Will be back later to close the tab on shiban's moofie.

>>972562
Reported to the IDF

>>972559
They are mogging you hard Webby.

>>972559
kek the shadow is Bill.

Sweetie just caught this.

>>972571
Bill is not an exec if that's where you're going with this.

>>972572
kek

>>972573
No his hair. You posted a photo of Bill long ago and he had the same hair.

Spent $60 plus delivery on avocado toast today

>>972576
oh right, yes
they're at moana or normanville or something

>>972577
you wot

Bill is a riot

>>972577
I hope you are just stirring us up with that post NEET and it did not really happen.

>>972581
Probably Cruisey and the Ethnic. Surprised somebody put out a coupon for smashed avo on toast TBH.

>>972581
Plus tip, of course

>>972582
Did Cruisey bust a big poo?

Us after we make it big on the pokies and keno

>>972584
every little bit helps
I heard he shit in her car boot

>>972586
Boot full of poo.

>>972577
I hope it's nice toast.

>>972589
Sourdough

>>972588
Looking to forward to HP

>>972591
Snap them all up, Cruisey!

>>972592
Money in the bank.

>>972455
Hello, newfella! See this thread: >>>/operate/11813

>>972595
Thank you for the explanation.

>newfella!
I don't like that tone at all.

Hunger Games Ballad of Pigeons and Brown Snakes on tele tonight

>>972597
Read that thread from OP.

>>972598
On the jew box? no way. womboflix or endcorner or nothing

>>972600
>womboflix or endcorner or nothing
Gollum said something similar when Frodo asked what was in his pocket

>>972601
>Frodo
*Bilbo

>>972603
It was a Freudian slip. He was thinking about getting his ring destroyed.

That nasty reaction image killed the thread.

>>972606
It wasn't nasty, it was in response to a vile post

Movie in 5 mins fellas!

Movie, NEETs! Get in here!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

time for a poo

Stunk out the whole cinema with my farts, fuck my incel chudjak life

The bad home youths over the back fence are up on their house roof for some reason.
It caught me by surprise they could see into my yard. I had to beat a hasty retreat back inside.
Strong tobacco smell on the breeze. Some sort of Saturday night festivities.

>>972611
What are you watching NEET?

>>972612
Set an example

>>972613
28 Years Later, we got here early though

bad poo
nasty poo

>>972559
He needs a hair cut.

>>972615
Are you herding a client?

>>972615
Bone his temple afterwards

>>972618
you'd never know sisterbot was a qualified hairdresser in a former life

>>972615
Ethnic situation?

>>972611
This picture is missing a couple of knees.

Might take up rhythmic gymnastics, I would look so cute in those leotards.

>>972624
5XL?

>>972611
You are doing ausneets proud.

Cruisey ripped a fart in the cinema so bad once that my choc top melted

>>972625
Imagine the bulge.

>>972628
Bulges. Plural.

>>972628
Might try those undies with the arse padding tomorrow...

>>972612
up to no good.

Thanks for watching fellas!
Missing the post-credit scenes.

>>972612
Tell them I said Hi

>>972616
Chux'd relief?

Went up the bush and worked on a piece of spar. Its time consuming but there is plenty of material up there to build shit if i can work out how to connect it, thats the aim at the moment. To work out technique.

>>972630
They sound comfy.

Good night.

>>972637
Night fella.

>>972637
Good night Pidge. xx

>>972634
yes

>>972636
good night pidge

Boring night, boring moofie, boring NEETs.
Good Night.

I decided this is the night the neighbors will pay for their crimes and have been spamming bass heavy neurofunk for the past 40 minutes.
No. I know what the police response times are. Even if they respond I will talk to them like I am ignorant.
ecks to the mutha fuckin dee.
Nuro wished he could be as based as me, even if the NEETs care about him, which they don't. LMFAO

>>972642
Such cases. Night fella.

>>972644
You are a homo. Put better movies on.

>>972642
Good night.

Blasting neurofunk as loud as my sound bar goes. Good night granigger. Rest in shit

>>972645
oi dont be so rude

>>972645
Cranky pants, it wasnt that bad.

started watching the extended cut of the patriot (2000)
might need to watch it over 3 nights

>>972648
>>972649
Shiban puts on euroshits and we all know it. Big deal. Sounds like he should grow a pair and either give up or put better shit on.
Try and ban me shiban. I'm more autistic and dedicated than IGA. I will haunt you to your grave!

>you are banned
>banner shiban
That didn't last long!

>>972650
It is propaganda to make the British look bad. Mel did the same thing with Braveheart.

I never wash behind my ears

>>972651
>stilted trolling
exclamation is a nice touch.

>>972655
Thanks TIFFIN

>>972654
Disgusting.

>>972653
I suppose The Passion of the Christ was Mel propaganda too?

>>972658
I haven't seen that one.

>>972658
It was jew shit that it failed

Do any neets feel that poor sleep is at the root of their life problems?

>>972661
No.

>>972661
It's probably conscience nagging them for their poor behaviour during the day. So no, that is just an effect.

>>972661
No. Lack of Ritalin and Alcohol is the root of my life problems fellow 45~ish neet

>>972661
No but it certainly doesn’t help

Given up drinking and feeling fucking out of sorts, had to get some slop to get some dopamine .

>>972666
You are a homo

>>972666
Don't drop any on your pants NEET.

>>972666
outstanding, what sauces did you get?

Tonight I have decided is the night which granny gets raped by my pass music as per tradition. Who's tradition? mine, I just started it. Germanigger granny ear-raping tradition

>>972669
Barbecue and sour cream

could really do with a before bed hsp as a snack to help me sleep

>>972672
Go for it NEET. Pajeet will bring it. Not much will be missing.

>>972666
That would be good in a bread roll and reheated tomorrow for breakky.

>>972674
High risk of joining the toilet NEETs.

Subwoofer at 100% german granigger. Lets see how long you can last before you call the cops they dont come!
Ha Ha Ha !

>>972677
Huh? cops didn't come? Oh well I guess its one more full week of no sleep for you!

I've got an appointment with Centrelink on Monday to address some "concerning behaviour" in my last DES appointment.

>>972679
Big pretending to be pedophile?

>>972680
Nah the roastie wanted to sign me up to an online cert in their RTO so the cunt could collect some shekels.
Told her I can't as I'm a convicted rapist then started making vigorous movements under the table as if I was masturbating until the cunt said yep your job search is satisfactory, you can go now.
I love having no social filter, nobody gets between my neetbux

>>972643
Row, row, fight the power!

>>972652
lol

>>972666
Based.

Cruisey's order of Bacon and Eggs for one special NEET.

>>972688
That's a good price for eggs.

Good morning NEETs.

>>972688
Fugg. 27Hooves for one egg. That's cheap.

>>972691
GMN.

>>972690
>>972692
Barry delivers!

harrumph

>>972695
Good morning. What has got your goat this morning?

>>972695
Medium?

>>972696
mording
just sick of it all

>>972697
uhuh

>>972698
>>972699
Invite Bill over to work. He could bring new levels of distress. Distract you from the current ones.

>>972698
Those fish Bill and the kids caught must have been a heavy blow.

>>972700
kek amusing short tiktok.

I will have to do some exercise soon

>>972705
I put on my shorts with the arse implants. Trying to gee myself up for a quick ride. The neighbourhood busybody is in the street at the moment though.

Communism is alive in America.

>>972707
Good luck NEET.

Good Morning NEETs
An exciting day doing the same shit ahead.

Might get some of these in 5XL
Hopefully they make a matching 7XL top

>>972707
go over the back fence

>>972715
I am neither lifting or jumping the bike into the neighbour's yard.

>>972714
They would look good on you NEET.

>>972713
Thank you.

>>972720
Where is the arse?

Shapely arse is an important feature for me.

>>972721
I would fill them out much better than that girl(?).

>>972723
I look forward to the image and review.

Broke it off with the ethnic for good last night. Heart broken. It was a beautiful experience.

>>972730
Now sack her.

>>972730
I wonder who will come back first.

>>972733
That boot needs steam cleaning.

Goon Morning Fellas.

Pillbrraaaained, in the cool zone, munching on a leftover burrito, glad i did the washing yesterday, clean clothes, laying on fresh bedding. Rain drizzling down. Yep this going to one helluva lazy sunday. Set controlls to comfy.

END COMMUNICATO

>>972730
>>972733
It feels like one of those old romance shows comes old ladies watch religiously. I am enjoying this arc.

>>972735
Based.

>>972736
>It feels like one of those old romance shows comes old ladies watch religiously
Midsomer Murders?

>>972736
Its all very adult. Everything is complicated.

Has 10k updated us on the debauch?

>>972742
I fear he died again

Want to buy Cruisey a beer, but I only have $3.45 in the bank and $1.10 in coins.

>>972743
I do too. Hopefully with a big grin on his face and that Irish whore on his dick.

Should take bets on when monk will get the "I'm pregnant" text message.

>>972748
We've all tried to get him pregnant. Last time it was just a poo.

>>972736
might start watching Days

>>972750
What’s that about?

>>972749
I’m giving birth right now

>>972745
Put it in the pokes and shout him a specials parmy and pint deal with the winnings.