Inb4 endless polwanking starts

>>973443
I think they may be, new NEETs have much less character than old NEETs.

>>973461
Based.

>>973454
yeah how dare anybody here give a fuck
dickhead

>>973461
Based.

>>973463
Nobody here does give a fuck that's why nobody posts when you start wanking.

>>973454
you sound mad...

guys i think the RAM prices are totally worth it

>>973466
Vile

>>973470
It has been so long. Thank you.

>>973466
Pretty sure the entire security services of the subcontinent are dedicated in a multiple billion dollar psycholigical operation to do a flipo reverso uno card on the poo in the loo meme and sling it onto huwite people

>>973443
The NEETs have unique training and decades of adversity. Shitposting renaissance menchildren who can rise to become Executives, should they survive the ordeals.

>>973467
I care that dickhead cares.

might watch dune 2 again.

>>973473
Very well put.

>>973476
I preferred the first one.

I watched Episode 1 of A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms.

>>973478
Sequels are generally better, if they run into three then its a good bet for kino.

>>973480
I don't agree with that at all.

>>973481
Yeah? Well you're just a NEET so there

>>973468
I am worried about old Dementia Dom
>Donald Trump links Greenland takeover threat to Nobel Peace Prize snub, amid tariffs row with Europe
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01-19/trump-norway-prime-minister-no-longer-obligation-peace/106246538

😋

>>973485
Hang in there.

>>973466
another bogan disgracing himself in SEA.

>>973488
So many Sex Tourists have been lost in SEA

I rewatched the Daniel Shaver video and now I am enraged.

>>973485
What is the other board?

>>973494
He should not address the trolls like that.
The trolls are right though. That horrible woman abuses him.

>>973497
The only reason you would want her in the boot of your car is if you were taking her to landfill.

>>973498
kek

Not happy with the hood on my modified suit. gonna re-do it from scratch. This tailoring game is pretty tricky.

What's for din-dins neets?

>>973501
I had crumpets with brie on them.

>>973500
Keep at it NEET.

>>973501
Nothing for me.

>>973502
Very fancy.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=imspRb_gf5Y [Embed]
No wonder that NEET hates the moon. I can't believe I doubted him.

>>973501
Had two steaks cooked in garlic butter with tomato and avocado.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=pjXKxiTO0E4 [Embed]
Real neet music.

>>973506
Sounds nice.

>>973507
me on the right

Might annex greenland

>>973510
Dementia Dom, no!

>>973509
It is not.

ok so basically, im hungary

I am watching Inception (2010).

Ellen Page before the tragedy.

>>973510
30kg snow please.

when does summer fruit stop being cheap? Seems like we've already passed the cheapest time of year.

>>973516
The mangoes are gone. The plums are in. Grapes are starting to come in.

>>973514
Is there a version of wikipedia that refers to her as ellen page still

>>973501
I had fresh bread with butter, onions, aussiemite and bega cheese.

>>973423
Its a sea slug and constantly drips water, and the eyes/bubbles flash randomly. Grotesque. I thought it was iced cream.
>>973447

>>973498
Heh

I made a thread by accident.

Felt like shit all day. Had some fruit, feeling better. Wouldn't want to recommend healthy eating to neets, but it does sometimes work.

>>973519
Good fair dinkum tucker.

Is this a male or female?

Falling asleep.

Might get some plums, watermelon, orange juice and fresh salad.

finally got around to soaking some chick peas for tomorrows dinner.

>>973530
sounds refreshing. All I got is cold mint tea.

>>973531
Some places they are called garbanzo beans. Ridiculous.

Food review. The Mcains frozen chips suck ass.
Birds eye deli beer batter chips kick ass.
Tune in next time for another review

Drank three white mongsters today.

>>973535
Huey always says that Birds Eye frozen are the best. He used to serve them in his restaurants.

>>973536
I thought something was missing from my fridge.

>>973534
Lol thats retarded, Garbanzos ok but not garbanzo beans. Sick of noobs who think they have rediscovered aincent lore or something.

Imagine a microsoft product that worked.

still kinda hot outside. The neighbours have had lots of cars arrive since the afternoon. Each one brings armfuls of cans in cartons. They occasionally laff and dogs bark. The coarse sound of their call to each other. The amount of piss they sink in their sessions is considerable.

>>973528
That's a man!

What happened to Shiban? I hope he got over his bad mood yesterday.

>>973542
They sounds like bad home sorts. Unrefined.

>>973544
He's probably sick of us, decided to move on with his life, going to shut down endchan etc.

Might become a furry.

>>973546
The show will never end. It will go on!

>>973547
Sounds do-able.

What do neets think of coconut yogurt?

>>973550
I have never had it. What do you think of it?

>>973551
never tried it either, was just trying to find something healthy with coconut in it

>>973547
There is a HD torrent out for zootopia 2 i might watch in a bit. It's a start

>>973550
I think I had it once. Okay.

>>973544
Can't say I miss him.

The scale said I put on weight. That's good, right?

>>973556
Yes.

Weber offered me some coconut yoghurt but when I accepted he dropped his 8XL trackies once.

>>973553
Can we watch edit together afterwards?

>>973559
Actually I've decided I'm not going to be a furry anymore. Going to watch dogma 1999 instead

>>973560
Thank you.

>>973564
I miss that fella too.

Good night.

>>973566
Good night Pidge. xx

>>973545
this is normal behavior. Extended families, hylics. The cans fuel the social fire that keeps the thing chugging along. Going nowhere. Like The Sullivans without the worth of life.

Had a wank. Tried to cut open a huge pimple thing on my temple and it just leaked blood instead of the puss shit i was expecting

Happy with the new hood. The colorways are khaki and light olive, i will get away with it because the original and fabeled Gorka suit had it similar.

gonna work on the blousing next. Will have to do some thing about the cuffs and thats gonna look weird with kahki. Dunno what to do because I got nothing the background color. Might have to cannibalise a Grau color ANZUG shirt. Got one in mind that not fit right. Its too dark tho. Maybe black poplin cotton ruffled and sleeved inside the cuffs so it looks like i have an undershirt. That way it would be more comfy and close around my wrists. Gotta think about that getting wet tho. Cotton sucks when its wet. The suit is superfine wool, interesting to trial that over the usual drill, which works pretty good with the sweat on the hot days. Shit just doesnt hold dye for some reason. Never going to do that again.

>>973568
Why hasnt AI killed off onlyfans yet?

>>973572
They are only meant to be worn with her legs in the air, m8.

Going to bed. The window is open to let the cool breeze in and the farts out. No peeking.

Good NIght NEETs.

>>973577
same post i was gonna make, gn

gape my arse and shit in it

>>973580
I dun goofed the spoiler.

>>973573
You have done well NEET. Very good job.

I am up from an oddly-timed 3 hour nap.
I do not feel good. Having a black instant to try to fix things. Outlook not good.

The coffee has made me feel better. Not sure if I will try and go back to bed at some point this morning or just push through until afternoon.

>>973584
>>973583
You mong.

>>973585
These things happen.

I am going to try to go back to sleep.

I did not sleep. I am back.

>>973589
you should go back to bed

>>973592
It is too late now.
I'm having another black instant.

Massive volume flowed out of me

>>973594
Good morning ToiletNEET.

>>973595
GMN.

Joslin on the Moon?
>Submit your name and a pin code for a boarding pass for the Artemis II mission!
https://www3.nasa.gov/send-your-name-with-artemis/

I wonder if that NEET got his meat yesterday.

I'm going to do a big shop today. I had to write the list on both sides of the paper.

>>973599
Did you check it twice?

>>973600
I didn't even check it once. There could be anything on there. I was writing in a fugue state.

>>973601
I saw you added my Cherry Ripe too. Thank you.

Cruisey I wanna do this on the weekend

>>973602
>Cherry Ripe
I'll have polished that off before I get out of the car park. Sorry NEET.

Good Morning NEETs.
Its gonna be cooler today with showers predicted. Havent done the lawns yet which is a problem. Worried about the future because of the anti-semitisim laws nonsense. Might have to make some friends in the globalist community.

>>973605
Book the circumcision NEET.

Welcome back Shiban, I'm glad you didnt leave for good after finally having a gutful of the board.

>>973607
Joslin's name will at least make it there!

>>973609
has a penis or really big beef curtains

>>973610
Might not even make it off the lunch pad

*launch ffs

fried chicken and waddymelon all up in this bitch

>>973573
I cant wait until you post pictures of yourself in your new fursuit, NEET. What a great way to express your inner self.

Depressed. Cant even force a wank.

>>973618
Same.

>>973619
Do you want to swap hands?

>>973620
Are you bent?

Watched Rad (1986) last night. Hadn't seen it since I was 6 or 7. Good, wholesome, fillum.

thinking of getting a cake, just lying on my bed all day eating it and watching tv series, fuck the crumbs

>>973623
Do it and just vacuum the cunt when your done

>>973624
just get some ants and an ant eater

>>973618
>>973619
Mental depression is a serious psychomedical issue, anons. There is hope in the form of medications that will definetley solve your sadness issues and improve your outlook. There is no shame in asking for help or going on a course of mood stabilizers like Proliftin or Ecstasoprene. Its such a worthwhile pharmaceutical intervention that the Government Health Service subsidises them, as well as other preventative health measures like new vaccines for emerging viral threats. Why not make an appointment with my clinic. We have an offer of a free donut and coffee when you come in before 10 AM.

Woke up way too early this morning. Lay in bed for 4 hours. Not sure if I got any more sleep in that time.

$28 for a collyflour roll at the new fishmarket

>>973630
When are they gonna increase the dole?

>>973631
they're not
you're expected to be able to live on $2 a day or $5 a fortnight if it's one of those when all the utilities bills come in

politicians were each able to claim $1400 accommodation for the last 2 nights in canberra

Spent $160 I didn't have booking that behind-the-scenes horse tram experience for my niece on Saturday. Cunts have just cancelled citing the weather. No mention of refunds, just choosing another date.

Bet they'll still run the dumb meat slabs on the causeway though

I am now thinking that with all the other based boys going to jail for thought crime, it will be a pretty comfy place to watch hyperinflation collapse the economy while we all lift weights and eat pavlova.

>>973626
Thanks Doctor Zogbot.

>>973637
His head looks look a penguin

Tidied up and aired out my goon cave

>>973631
It should be cut entirely, kill off the parasites

>>973638
Maybe he wanted to NOOT NOOT!

>>973640
We would lose many cultured winos. A great loss.

kek forgot about that one

Who is he replying to?

free zinger boig with my five tendies combo today

>>973644
Thank you.

>>973645
Thank you too.

>>973634
I remember when horses used to be beasts of burden and we would work them in all weather, hauling wagon and dray to deliver the milk churns from the outlying farms to the railway. Nowadays the horses are pampered and Mr Ford's infernal invention hogs the roadways kicking up dust and rushing everywhere at dangerous velocities. Horse drawn conveyances will come back after the public grows tired of thes automatic menaces and their noisy and smoky nuisances, mark my words.

>>973648
I remember one of the guys I used to work with his car had a flat battery so he rode one of his horses up 20km to get to work, he left it tied up at the back of the po for the day and just rode it home again.

>>973651
I girl I went to school with had her horse brush against a stobie pole that had gone live and the horse died and fell on her.

a couple of grades later she stabbed a boy in the shoulder with a pair of scissors in class for calling her surfboard tits

I am back from the bog shop. I forgot that NEET's cherry ripe. I'm sorry.

>>973655
what does the other side look like?

>>973656
I don't know.

>>973658
Thank you.

>>973658
Well image bantered.

The poo man is calling

I am having a Woolies rustic baguette with butter. Quite good.

>>973658
kek

>>973661
Tell him I said hi and I will see him later.

>>973653
Based

>>973654
I bet I would find a cherry ripe wrapper in your car if I checked, NEET.

>>973666
It was from last week.

>>973666
responsible neets keep chocolate wrappers in their cars as emergency condoms, better than letting cruisey stealth you again

>>973668
When he's got you in the boot he tells you he's put one on but there isn't room to see.

I find the plum to be an underrated fruit. A good dark juicy one is a real treat. Better than peaches and nectarines in my opinion. In season now and very affordable.

Gabagool

Fucking chink robo call spam cunts

>>973670
They're the superior stone fruit

I only like stone fruit I can slice in half and easily remove the stone from. That is to say, literally none of them now of days.

might write a harry potter knock off set at an aussie boarding school where wizzy teaches the students boong magic

>>973674
You don't eat fruit to begin with

>>973676
oh alright fuckhead

>>973678
stick it up your bum bum with the stone fruit

Dune 2 is cool, sandworms and swordfights and lasers and shit.

Fuk stone fruit, Citrus is where its at

I farted and it had the most vile smell imaginable. I don't know what is going on down there but I know I'm going to stink the toilet up later. You've been warned.

had a shave

>>973626
I went to dr dan. His effects are proven.

>>973680
you were pulling your sandworm to that ugly goblina bitch

I've got HIV from fucking boong prostitutes.

>>973658
Hehe

>>973685
White cunts steal everything

Vile gas. Probably cabbage related

>>973655
That is not a natural hairline.

>>973689
You should see his pubes!

keep eating chocolate and choc chip cookies. Keep feeling worse and worse. May have to eat some fruit.

chuckled at the email from the SSAA just now
paraphrasing
>we were utterly useless yesterday, but please don't stop paying your membership dues

>>973682
As smooth as a NEETs bussy.

>>973683
Dr Dan knows best.

>>973692
Could you please post it?

might write a sierra king's quest style game where you have to get through the day as a neet. Call it dsp quest or something.

Might start identifying as jewish and see if I can get some sweet government gibs. Surely parliaments gotta be handing out something.

>>973697
Wow, you weren't kidding. They didn't even make any promises about eventually doing anything either. FFS.

>>973698
Usually it's the government that wants the sweet Jewish gibs. Usually in the form of donations to the party and "study" trips to Israel.

>>973699
Nope. It will probably end up with a repeat of 1996/1997 and them telling pissed off members "not to rock the boat because it could always be worse".

>>973696
You should add an event where the neet has to fend off boongs and they chuck empty vb bottles at the neet.

>>973675
I hope Cruisey will read this to me as a bed time story.

>>973681
Danger zone.

>>973696
If they beat the game on the hardest difficulty they should get a hand written note from the dev saying well done and a fridge frog meme and a handfull of smarties and a used gameboy colour with the photo thing

>>973706
>YEAR'S SUPPLY
I have my doubts.

You have to spend rich to be rich
25623b

>>973708
Yeah, the T's & C's are shite:
>The Prize is limited to 1 Parmi supplied per week for a calendar year, which will be automatically discounted through The Pass App
>Weekly Parmi must be redeemed within the applicable week at a Participating Venue and are not cumulative.
>Equivalent Value = 1 parmi per week for 52 weeks ($33 average) = $1,716

At the neet compound we will get all the neets to fart on the parmi cheese, ensuring it has the strongest possible flavour.

>>973711
It will be covered in poo spots. I will not be eating it.

>>973713
kek

>>973697
Weak faggots, they are probably scared that their cushy "advocate" WFH jobs are gonna evaporate with their constituency.

Piss rainy when i was just getting into it. Gonna have a bath and a shave and some beans and work on sewing my fursuit.

I've downloaded Zootopia (2016).

Cut up a strawberry and mixed it in with my strawbery dairy farmers yoghurt, much nicer.

Weber put needles in some strawberries once.

Weber put needles in my scrotum once

I had a 125g container of fresh Aussie blackberries with some Greek yoghurt. It needed three heaped teaspoons of sugar to make it edible. The berries looked good but were quite hard and sour.

>>973720
You enjoyed it, you hussy.

Hello NEETs and wagies. I want to get a gf. How do I get a gf?

>>973723
I'll tell you tomorrow.

>>973723
Try Locanto.

>>973723
Walk up to the nearest girl and ask her if she has a boyfriend, if she says no ask her if she wants one. problem solved.

I'm on a coffee date right now. She's in the toilet at the moment. Been a while; I think she's taking a poo.

>>973727
Big poo?

>>973728
She's probably just on her period and having trouble pooping.

>>973727
I went to high school with that girl

>>973727
Rude of you to put your balls on a plate for the photo.

>>973730
She said you were a giant nerd and got bullied daily.

>>973727
Seeing a foid do the innocent teehee look makes me angry, would love to smash her head into the table and unleash 20 rapists onto her. Smiling now bitch?
Oh well at least we'll soon have a caliphate

https://xxxclub.to/ is down. 😿

>>973733
take a chill pill, NEET

>>973734
Use pornolab or one on yandex

>>973721
At least you didnt get cheated with loganberries.

Bins go out tonight Weber.

>>973736
Pornolab doesn't have the video I want. Simpcity also doesn't. Woe.

>>973727
How is Paris neet?

>>973738
Just the red bin, and I put them out in the morning.
Thank you.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Eu5KWJQ4PXI [Embed]
>hello im back i didnt die
Kay is back.

>>973727
eat her crossaint and piss off before she comes back

>>973740
OK. Just flew in. Boy are my arms tired.

I spent $30 on crossword puzzle magazines.

Weber, take notes.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2Pl01zq55LI [Embed]

>>973746
I don't have a boyfriend, you fucked up NEET

>>973723
Bleach your arsehole

Might have another mongster.

There is definitely something wrong with my guts. My farts smell gruesome.

>>973747
I've bleched my arsehole.

>>973747
😭😭😭😭😢😢😢😥😥😿😥😥😭😭😭😭

The other day I kept shitting rabbit pellets. I shat about five times in three hours. I knew I needed to get more out but it was shy. All of a sudden I farted heaps and this small calibre high velocity shit came out followed by a gush of really watery poo. My bussy felt so relieved afterwards. I don't know what happened, but that little nugget just blocked everything further up.

>>973754
Well that will fix the rabbit pellets

>>973742
Welcome back fella

I want a zippy little hatchback with really good fuel economy.

>>973758
I want one of those ornithopters they had in Dune, the whole moofie is Kino apart from the goblina.

>>973755
Wanna pat

>>973758
Lol I don't have my own car since my old shitbox triton blew upp.
Great thing as a NEET on DSP and living at home is having time to manipulate women.
Wear my HI-vis, take my father's landcruiser and wack on the car vehicle "Plumbing" business magnetic signs on the side and off u go. Bitches are fun to manipulate and shag.

>>973747
You never will with that attitude

On the ginger tea

Wombo can we watch this as soon as the torrent drops please. Cmon we never watch what I want to watch.

>>973762
can you come over and unclog my shitter?

>>973758
You want the Aut(ist)ech Zagato Stevia !

https://youtube.com/watch?v=3lwHeFJRIsI [Embed]

>>973758
The Cerato GT is good for 600km on a tank, although that's what the computer thinks before I start driving.

>>973765
God i hate modern moofies and their dumb ass lazy dumb titles. It usually just one dumb word and they have a bunch of dumb actors i have never heard of before and the dialogue and story is really dumb

>>973769
No this one is really good. Its got lots of Kino, I promise you will love it.

>>973765
I keep telling you I am not the one you need to axe

>>973768
It needs calibration for 130km/h

Good Afterneet Big Fellas.

Was chilling at the beach and got called back to shop for a pickup. Not Even mad. DJing a set and got walls flexing. Eating Olives. Garn Get blackout drunk and put some Kievs in the turbo oven. Only problem is running low on cigs and nangs but we will find a way ! A very unproductive January but i dont give a shiet... i earned it

>>973767
https://youtube.com/watch?v=n-_kHnQ_jVo [Embed]
I like to think some of Nuro's ancestoral DNA is in this

>>973772
It's going to be hard driving sedately with niecebot on board on Friday.

>>973765
https://thepiratebay.org/description.php?id=81728188
https://thepiratebay.org/description.php?id=81714605
Is this not it?

>>973776
yes please put it on for the NEETs.

>>973776
Only one of those has english dub

>>973778
>dub
kys

>>973779
We should get the boys at >>>/kc/ to do a dub with different voices and accents for each role.

>>973766
He's too busy manipulating his own arsehole.

Cruisey told me once that Possums greatest lie was convincing the NEETs he doesn't post here anymore.

>>973775
Limit yourself to a respectable 125km/h

>>973784
Surprised you didn't post the Dane who told Trump to fuck off before switching to his native tongue.

my arse stinks

>>973773
Please dont post another turbo oven botch like last time, Just set the timer short and inspect before putting it on again.

>>973787
he needs to hire girls in bikinis to cook meat on a weber kettle while he is DJing

>>973785
If only we knew...

>>973788
He has that restraining order saying he isn't allowed within 40m of any women though.

still need to shit

>>973791
Locanto could solve that problem too

>>973789
I want to go to the mountains.

>>973794
You caught my eye

might have a cognac

>>973796
A wee snifter.

>>973797
I am using a snifter/bandy balloon

Might wee in the snifter

Possum pinched my bottom with his pickup stick

>>973773
I've bleached my arsehole.

>>973801
Good. Before it looked like the bottom of the air fryer after cooking the kievs.

>>973802
A greasy affair.

having a second large snifter

On the goon and zappa

>>973805
Cognan the barbarian

>>973806
Frank Zappa or Wacka Jacka Zappa?

>>973808
What is the second one?

he doesn't know WJZ

>>973809
It's when you taser your balls while having a wank.

Ate too much. Hard to bend over. Feet are cold and I cant put on my ugg boots. FML. Help.

What are some good/safe movies for an 11 year old to watch?
So far I have:
The Princess Bride
Harry Potter 1 & 2
Rad
BMX Bandits
Saw

>>973812
You'll be fine.

>>973812
Just give the old tummy a good rub and call uber pajeet to bring you that second dessert.

>>973812
Pee on your feet to warm them up.

>>973813
Leaving Las Vegas

>>973812
Code Foxtrot Alpha Tango.
Many such cases on this board. Have a purge.

>>973813
Watership Downs, The Secret of Nimh. Disney's Robin Hood (1973).
I wanted them on womboflix but figured you neets were too old and jaded for them.

Good night.

>>973820
Possum has really turned feral.

I think I might have accidentally banned Shiban.
I am sorry Shiban your post was still selected from when I had spoiled the file you accidentally left unspoiled and it got included by accident in a ban.
I will unban you.

booked a campsite for two nights in may (after the fire ban is lifted)

>>973822
kek

>>973822
Leave it for another couple of weeks.

I can't unban him I am getting gateway errors.

>>973820
Good night Pidge. xx

What will happen if the BO and Shibs ban each other at the same time?

>>973828
I think it might have happened

>>973813
>Moofies list
ARE YOU CRAZY?!

BMX Bandits was turbo retarded and no child these days knows what a BMX is. Plus its got questionable boy-girl overtones which will lead to uncomfortable questions that Uncles shouldnt have to deal with.

The rest of them check out. Pic one at random.

>>973830
You know Rad is THE BMX movie, right?

he hasn't seen Rad

>>973813
Play her The Secret Garden (1993).

>>973829
Cruisey and Posso banned each other once on the old board and then Posso never posted again and Cruisey became a sex deviant.

Watching this. I will let Weber know if its arthouse or pozzed and unsuitable for children

I think the ban is lifted.

we dont treat him very well here do we?

>>973834
I thought it was the other way around.

>>973822
>accidentally
Sure it was.

>>973823
Solo trip?

>>973840
yep

>>973835
That is a good film I watched it many years ago. It is too grim for me now though. I would not choose to watch it again.

>>973838
No, Posso was always a sex deviant

>>973841
Doing some fishing?

>>973843
That's slander.

>>973844
In Mount Crawford pine forest? No.

>>973838
There is literally nothing deviant about posting a picture of yourself wanking while shitting on a public toilet every day and moaning webby's name as you ejaculate. NOTHING.

I literally can't remember the last time I had a poo anywhere but at home.
Even when I was in hospital I didn't poo till I got home.

>>973811
Hot

>>973848
Same for me. But these toilet NEETs are not in control of themselves. They are slaves to the base functions.

I'm at the mispeltering all the letters in the words level of drunk.
Captcha is too hard.

>>973851
Have a lie down.

>>973813
Iron Giant, Cats & Dogs, Major Payne, Small Soldiers, Secret Garden.

Man this moofie is better than Dune plus its set in 1998 which was before mass immigration wrecked everything. Its based.

>>973822
Hahaha make this a banner

We should put this moofie on womboflix and make Shibs watch it to see how based aussies are.

>>973826
Dont fuck with Possum.

>>973828
Noone can stop me.

Wake in Fright is the most Aussie film.

>>973860
Yeah and shiban hasnt watched that either. He is uncultured.

>>973834
Possum created Australian Internet culture once.

Might become a guest star on neighbours.

>>973826
It was the will of Allah.
Inshallah we shall keep the Magyar away.