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NEET General #954 - Celestial Veneration Edition NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 05:21 [Preview] No. 974463
What do you NEETs think of Celestial Veneration? Do you worship gas giants?

Old Thread: >>973443


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 05:37 [Preview] No.974486 del
TAMELA FROM MAX
BEST KAREN


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 05:37 [Preview] No.974489 del
How does he do it?


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 05:38 [Preview] No.974491 del


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 05:39 [Preview] No.974492 del
>>974463
>Do you worship gas giants?
No but I have done some huge farts


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 05:41 [Preview] No.974493 del
Is tamela the ethnic or webby or someone else? I'm confused.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 05:42 [Preview] No.974494 del
>>974493
Why not both?


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 05:43 [Preview] No.974495 del
Dear Mini Mong,
Hi I am the guy from up the road.
How are you? Would you like to drink heavily and bang whores together some day and maybe get kfc after?

Yours Sincerely
Guy from up the riad


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 05:44 [Preview] No.974496 del
>>974493
I think she is a voice on the phone a NEET fell in love with.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 05:45 [Preview] No.974497 del
>>974495
I reckon he would say yes. Send the note.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 05:47 [Preview] No.974498 del
>>974497
He always looks like he is about to panic and run away.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 05:49 [Preview] No.974499 del
>>974495
Perfect. Get a good card, add a bit of lippy on your lips and give it a kiss to seal the deal.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 05:50 [Preview] No.974500 del
>>974498
The card will seal the deal.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 05:51 [Preview] No.974501 del
I am beginning to suspect minimong posts here


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 05:53 [Preview] No.974502 del
>>974501
If he needs to upgrade his PC he should follow these tips.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 05:54 [Preview] No.974503 del
>>974493
Tamela calls me and releases me from my workforce obligations because she loves me and I love her. Last time she ghosted my scheduled appointment and pranjeet texts me saying he will call two weeks later. Now preet the jeet has done the same. I hope this doesnt breach their obligations and I get some new cunts who actually do what they are paid to do: Breach NEETs.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 06:01 [Preview] No.974504 del
>Tamela is
a feminine name, primarily of American origin, often seen as a blend of Tamara and Pamela, meaning "palm tree" and "sweetness," symbolizing strength, beauty, and a pleasant nature
Bet she's a slag with tattoos


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 06:01 [Preview] No.974505 del
>>974503
I breached a few NEETs at last nights meeting.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 06:03 [Preview] No.974506 del
>>974504
Maybe she is actually a palm tree
MAX will do anything to save money


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 06:04 [Preview] No.974507 del
>>974506
A date palm.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 06:05 [Preview] No.974508 del


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 06:07 [Preview] No.974509 del
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I'm sorry NEET it looks like she already has a bf


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 06:08 [Preview] No.974510 del
>>974509
Weber can fix that


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 06:18 [Preview] No.974511 del
>Weber
hacker voice
I'm in


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 06:20 [Preview] No.974512 del
I heard Weber downloaded a car once


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 06:21 [Preview] No.974513 del


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 06:27 [Preview] No.974514 del
>>974513
*cookie


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 06:28 [Preview] No.974515 del
>>974506
I bet she has big coconuts


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 06:30 [Preview] No.974516 del
You wouldn't download a whole cheesecake.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 06:31 [Preview] No.974517 del
I want a cheesecake now


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 06:31 [Preview] No.974518 del
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>>974517
So do I.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 06:35 [Preview] No.974519 del
>>974463
>gas giants
I talk to them here.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 06:36 [Preview] No.974520 del
>>974519
Extremely well bantered.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 06:47 [Preview] No.974521 del
>that feel when board NEET hasn't given you well bantered or Vile in weeks


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 06:49 [Preview] No.974522 del
>>974516
Would if I could.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 06:50 [Preview] No.974523 del
>>974519
Well bantered.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 06:52 [Preview] No.974524 del
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Nasty stretch of weather coming up. Weber did the smart thing getting out of town.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 06:54 [Preview] No.974525 del
>>974524
It's 43 here tomorrow.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 06:57 [Preview] No.974527 del
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Another date. This one wanted tartan jeep ride.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 06:58 [Preview] No.974528 del
>>974525
That's less.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 06:58 [Preview] No.974529 del
>>974524
They want to kill us.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 06:59 [Preview] No.974530 del
>>974527
That one is not good enough for you NEET. Don't demean yourself.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 07:02 [Preview] No.974531 del
Weber invited me to post on crystal.cafe once.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 07:03 [Preview] No.974532 del
Might change my ausneets dating profile to remove all references to "puff and play", been getting too many creepy messages from certain neets lately.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 07:04 [Preview] No.974533 del
Sweetie likes beef ravioli.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 07:04 [Preview] No.974534 del
>>974532
You won't get any hits at all without that.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 07:05 [Preview] No.974535 del
Salvation comes through fibre and enemas


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 07:05 [Preview] No.974536 del
>>974533
That's people food.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 07:07 [Preview] No.974537 del
Going to have my first cup of chamomile in the next hour


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 07:08 [Preview] No.974538 del
What sort of people even go to the private unis in this country?


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 07:08 [Preview] No.974539 del
>>974538
Rich cunts that don't have to face the consequences for killing the Western world


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 07:10 [Preview] No.974540 del
>>974538
theology dickheads


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 07:11 [Preview] No.974541 del
I need to go food shopping but it is too hot to go outside. It won't cool down enough by 8pm for me to go shopping. Woe. Wondering if I should go really early tomorrow.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 07:12 [Preview] No.974543 del
>>974541
It'll be too hot for you in the morning


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 07:12 [Preview] No.974544 del
>>974543
Yeah, fuck. I might just have to die.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 07:13 [Preview] No.974545 del
>>974544
You will be missed


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 07:16 [Preview] No.974546 del
tiramisu for puddink


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 07:19 [Preview] No.974547 del
>>974542
might go do a tcp dump and have a bath.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 07:25 [Preview] No.974548 del
>>974546
I had some dates.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 07:30 [Preview] No.974549 del
>>974548
Puff and play dates?


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 07:40 [Preview] No.974550 del
Should I go shopping tonight or tomorrow morning?


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 07:41 [Preview] No.974551 del
>>974550
Tonight if you feel up to it. You might feel worse tomorrow.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 07:44 [Preview] No.974552 del
>>974551
I have felt so tired the last few weeks. alcohol is the only thing that perks me up any more.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 07:48 [Preview] No.974553 del
Got an erection.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 07:48 [Preview] No.974554 del
>>974542
>Obviously forking go’s crypto library is a little scary, and I’m gonna have to do some thinking about how to maintain my little patch in a safe way.
Smart.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 07:49 [Preview] No.974555 del
>>974553
Put it away or I'll chop it off!


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 07:59 [Preview] No.974556 del
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Just finished this moofie. Really great, actor and plot driven kino. Genuine Aussie boomer paradise, should have called the last of the real australians. 5 mimed punches and a genuine pub band.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:02 [Preview] No.974557 del
>>974556
>Helen
I miss her so much.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:10 [Preview] No.974558 del
>>974556
You doxxed Monk!!


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:22 [Preview] No.974559 del
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Why am I the only NEET who has any culture in the cinema arts? I mean, all the rest of this board watches rubbish space aliens series and slop from netflix. I would be lucky to get one NEET to watch something from the golden era of Aus kino. You all ought to be ashamed of yourselves, with your video games and shitposting.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:23 [Preview] No.974560 del
>>974559
I've watched every movie youve posted. If they werent Australian, you wouldnt watch them.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:24 [Preview] No.974561 del
>>974560
bullshit you never knew knucklemen existed until i just posted about it. Go gaslight reddit/thesullivans/


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:25 [Preview] No.974562 del
>>974559
I like HP 1 to 300


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:25 [Preview] No.974563 del
Are there any good meats at Coles that don't need to be cooked? I don't have access to an oven or stove atm. I will aim for a rotisserie chook but I am worried they will be all out.


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NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:25 [Preview] No.974565 del
>>974563
enjoy worms


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:27 [Preview] No.974566 del
>>974565
It is too hot to go digging for them, fuck that.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:27 [Preview] No.974567 del
Off to Coles and Dan's.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:29 [Preview] No.974568 del
😋


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:29 [Preview] No.974569 del
>>974567
Cherry Ripe please.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:30 [Preview] No.974570 del
>>974563
get some rolls and cold meat


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:32 [Preview] No.974571 del
Cruisey I wanna go to the Hot Spring


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:32 [Preview] No.974572 del
>>974568
seventy dollars


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:34 [Preview] No.974573 del
>>974572
High spend sloppa


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:39 [Preview] No.974574 del
>>974552
Have you tried Ritalin?


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:39 [Preview] No.974575 del
>>974559
You need a good wank NEET


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:41 [Preview] No.974576 del
>>974565
It is a good game


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:42 [Preview] No.974577 del


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:42 [Preview] No.974578 del
>>974571
Humans will be relegated to correct AI mistakes. As we always destined to be. Slave for the machines.
AI enabled my ass.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:45 [Preview] No.974579 del
Shibs has a cybernetic donkey


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:45 [Preview] No.974580 del
>>974578
Tiffin would send those retarded tourists where they need to go, if you catch my drift.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:46 [Preview] No.974581 del
>>974580
The amphitheatre?


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:47 [Preview] No.974582 del
>>974580
The gay sauna?


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:48 [Preview] No.974583 del


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:49 [Preview] No.974584 del
>>974582
Tiffin has a gay sauna? Why didnt I know about this?

Interested for a friend.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:50 [Preview] No.974585 del
>>974584
It's invite only you have to be on the discord


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:50 [Preview] No.974586 del
I wanna sing this at his amphitheatre


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:55 [Preview] No.974587 del
Enrolled


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NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:56 [Preview] No.974589 del
>>974587
another NDIS cow to milk?


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:57 [Preview] No.974590 del
Engorged.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:57 [Preview] No.974591 del
>>974588
That wouldn't take too long to clean out.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:59 [Preview] No.974592 del


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 09:02 [Preview] No.974594 del
Exemplary


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 09:02 [Preview] No.974595 del
12 weeks today since they cut me open.
I am now allowed to return to gainful employment.


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NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 09:04 [Preview] No.974598 del
Might write an AI drawn comic strip about a superhero neet called puffin play who goes around fighting prostitution by having sex with whores then not paying them afterwards.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 09:06 [Preview] No.974599 del
>>974598
Sounds do-able.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 09:06 [Preview] No.974600 del
>>974598
I have been thinking about doing a comic about a vigilante who fights crime using word based jokes.
I will call him The Pun-isher.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 09:20 [Preview] No.974601 del
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Took niecebot to get some shells on the beach.
Saw 3 shags on a rock with a duck.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.974602 del
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And two dogs paddleboarding.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.974603 del
>>974595
Right we expect you to put in 12 hour days now neet, that's 12 hours of solid debauches and shit posting.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.974604 del
>>974602
Dont they have a canoe?


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 09:24 [Preview] No.974605 del
>>974603
I can only manage 5 hours of debauchery though
They are gonna fire me


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 09:24 [Preview] No.974606 del
>>974601
>>974602
Thanks for all the pics.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 09:25 [Preview] No.974607 del
>>974601
You let your niece watch the shags?!?!


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 09:27 [Preview] No.974608 del
>>974601
Is it legal to take pippies from the beach?


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 09:28 [Preview] No.974609 del
I took a peepee on the beach once.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 09:29 [Preview] No.974610 del


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 09:30 [Preview] No.974611 del
>>974609
And we saw what you buried in the sand.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 09:34 [Preview] No.974612 del
>>974595
That is good news NEET. You have made a good recovery.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 09:36 [Preview] No.974613 del


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.974614 del
>>974602
Sharks are attracted to dogs, I heard.


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NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 09:44 [Preview] No.974617 del
>>974611
There is literally nothing wrong with this. The fish pee in the water all the time.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 09:49 [Preview] No.974619 del
>>974608
they're empty shells
keep telling her to just get the cone shells and leave the cockles but she can't be told


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>>974619
she likes the pretty ocean things.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 09:54 [Preview] No.974622 del
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neets there's something that's been bothering me for decades - in die hard when john mclane discovers the cop he's been talking to on the radio the whole time was a nigger was he shocked and horrified or did he suspect the whole time the guy was black?


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 09:54 [Preview] No.974623 del
Good night.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 09:56 [Preview] No.974624 del
>>974622
>black?
*his long lost half brother


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 09:58 [Preview] No.974625 del
>>974621
It's so cute. Give it a kiss.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.974626 del
>>974622
That's been bothering you for decades has it?
You need a life NEET.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 10:03 [Preview] No.974627 del
>>974623
Good night Pidge. xx
That poor pidge.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 10:11 [Preview] No.974628 del
The stock image of the Indian service rifle used by India Today news has two massive turds in the picture


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 10:18 [Preview] No.974629 del
>>974628
>massive


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 10:19 [Preview] No.974630 del
Cruisey didn't poo again today.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 10:20 [Preview] No.974631 del
>>974629
Well at least hard not to notice when setting the rifle down or taking the photo


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>>974628
Imagine living in a country that has rifles that fire poo instead of lead.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 10:25 [Preview] No.974633 del
Failed to eat any vegetables again for the fourth day in a row. Managed to get some feedpacks cooked at least. Vegies tomorrow this time I mean it for real.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.974634 del
Having a go to bed


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 10:43 [Preview] No.974635 del
>>974634
Good night NEET.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 10:51 [Preview] No.974636 del
Good Night NEETs. Too tired to think about myself.
Going to bed.



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