How does he do it?

>>974463
>Do you worship gas giants?
No but I have done some huge farts

Is tamela the ethnic or webby or someone else? I'm confused.

>>974493
Why not both?

Dear Mini Mong,
Hi I am the guy from up the road.
How are you? Would you like to drink heavily and bang whores together some day and maybe get kfc after?

Yours Sincerely
Guy from up the riad

>>974493
I think she is a voice on the phone a NEET fell in love with.

>>974495
I reckon he would say yes. Send the note.

>>974497
He always looks like he is about to panic and run away.

>>974495
Perfect. Get a good card, add a bit of lippy on your lips and give it a kiss to seal the deal.

>>974498
The card will seal the deal.

I am beginning to suspect minimong posts here

>>974493
Tamela calls me and releases me from my workforce obligations because she loves me and I love her. Last time she ghosted my scheduled appointment and pranjeet texts me saying he will call two weeks later. Now preet the jeet has done the same. I hope this doesnt breach their obligations and I get some new cunts who actually do what they are paid to do: Breach NEETs.

>Tamela is
a feminine name, primarily of American origin, often seen as a blend of Tamara and Pamela, meaning "palm tree" and "sweetness," symbolizing strength, beauty, and a pleasant nature
Bet she's a slag with tattoos

>>974503
I breached a few NEETs at last nights meeting.

>>974504
Maybe she is actually a palm tree
MAX will do anything to save money

>>974506
A date palm.

>>974505
Hot!

I'm sorry NEET it looks like she already has a bf

>>974509
Weber can fix that

>Weber
hacker voice
I'm in

I heard Weber downloaded a car once

>>974512
*cake

>>974513
*cookie

>>974506
I bet she has big coconuts

You wouldn't download a whole cheesecake.

I want a cheesecake now

>>974517
So do I.

>>974463
>gas giants
I talk to them here.

>>974519
Extremely well bantered.

>>974516
Would if I could.

>>974519
Well bantered.

Nasty stretch of weather coming up. Weber did the smart thing getting out of town.

>>974524
It's 43 here tomorrow.

Another date. This one wanted tartan jeep ride.

>>974525
That's less.

>>974524
They want to kill us.

>>974527
That one is not good enough for you NEET. Don't demean yourself.

Weber invited me to post on crystal.cafe once.

Might change my ausneets dating profile to remove all references to "puff and play", been getting too many creepy messages from certain neets lately.

Sweetie likes beef ravioli.

>>974532
You won't get any hits at all without that.

Salvation comes through fibre and enemas

>>974533
That's people food.

Going to have my first cup of chamomile in the next hour

What sort of people even go to the private unis in this country?

>>974538
Rich cunts that don't have to face the consequences for killing the Western world

>>974538
theology dickheads

I need to go food shopping but it is too hot to go outside. It won't cool down enough by 8pm for me to go shopping. Woe. Wondering if I should go really early tomorrow.

>>974541
It'll be too hot for you in the morning

>>974543
Yeah, fuck. I might just have to die.

>>974544
You will be missed

tiramisu for puddink

>>974542
might go do a tcp dump and have a bath.

>>974546
I had some dates.

>>974548
Puff and play dates?

Should I go shopping tonight or tomorrow morning?

>>974550
Tonight if you feel up to it. You might feel worse tomorrow.

>>974551
I have felt so tired the last few weeks. alcohol is the only thing that perks me up any more.

Got an erection.

>>974542
>Obviously forking go’s crypto library is a little scary, and I’m gonna have to do some thinking about how to maintain my little patch in a safe way.
Smart.

>>974553
Put it away or I'll chop it off!

>>974556
>Helen
I miss her so much.

>>974556
You doxxed Monk!!

Why am I the only NEET who has any culture in the cinema arts? I mean, all the rest of this board watches rubbish space aliens series and slop from netflix. I would be lucky to get one NEET to watch something from the golden era of Aus kino. You all ought to be ashamed of yourselves, with your video games and shitposting.

>>974559
I've watched every movie youve posted. If they werent Australian, you wouldnt watch them.

>>974560
bullshit you never knew knucklemen existed until i just posted about it. Go gaslight reddit/thesullivans/

>>974559
I like HP 1 to 300

Are there any good meats at Coles that don't need to be cooked? I don't have access to an oven or stove atm. I will aim for a rotisserie chook but I am worried they will be all out.

>>974563
enjoy worms

>>974565
It is too hot to go digging for them, fuck that.

Off to Coles and Dan's.

😋

>>974567
Cherry Ripe please.

>>974563
get some rolls and cold meat

Cruisey I wanna go to the Hot Spring

>>974568
seventy dollars

>>974572
High spend sloppa

>>974552
Have you tried Ritalin?

>>974559
You need a good wank NEET

>>974565
It is a good game

>>974576
kek

>>974571
Humans will be relegated to correct AI mistakes. As we always destined to be. Slave for the machines.
AI enabled my ass.

Shibs has a cybernetic donkey

>>974578
Tiffin would send those retarded tourists where they need to go, if you catch my drift.

>>974580
The amphitheatre?

>>974580
The gay sauna?

>>974580
KFC?

>>974582
Tiffin has a gay sauna? Why didnt I know about this?

Interested for a friend.

>>974584
It's invite only you have to be on the discord

I wanna sing this at his amphitheatre

Enrolled

>>974587
another NDIS cow to milk?

Engorged.

>>974588
That wouldn't take too long to clean out.

Exemplary

12 weeks today since they cut me open.
I am now allowed to return to gainful employment.

Might write an AI drawn comic strip about a superhero neet called puffin play who goes around fighting prostitution by having sex with whores then not paying them afterwards.

>>974598
Sounds do-able.

>>974598
I have been thinking about doing a comic about a vigilante who fights crime using word based jokes.
I will call him The Pun-isher.

>>974595
Right we expect you to put in 12 hour days now neet, that's 12 hours of solid debauches and shit posting.

>>974602
Dont they have a canoe?

>>974603
I can only manage 5 hours of debauchery though
They are gonna fire me

>>974601
>>974602
Thanks for all the pics.

>>974601
You let your niece watch the shags?!?!

>>974601
Is it legal to take pippies from the beach?

I took a peepee on the beach once.

>>974601
>>974602
Wonderful.

>>974609
And we saw what you buried in the sand.

>>974595
That is good news NEET. You have made a good recovery.

>>974602
>>974601
Lovely.

>>974602
Sharks are attracted to dogs, I heard.

>>974611
There is literally nothing wrong with this. The fish pee in the water all the time.

>>974608
they're empty shells
keep telling her to just get the cone shells and leave the cockles but she can't be told

>>974614
Kinky

>>974619
she likes the pretty ocean things.

neets there's something that's been bothering me for decades - in die hard when john mclane discovers the cop he's been talking to on the radio the whole time was a nigger was he shocked and horrified or did he suspect the whole time the guy was black?

Good night.

>>974622
>black?
*his long lost half brother

>>974621
It's so cute. Give it a kiss.

>>974622
That's been bothering you for decades has it?
You need a life NEET.

>>974623
Good night Pidge. xx
That poor pidge.

Cruisey didn't poo again today.

>>974629
Well at least hard not to notice when setting the rifle down or taking the photo

>>974628
Imagine living in a country that has rifles that fire poo instead of lead.

Failed to eat any vegetables again for the fourth day in a row. Managed to get some feedpacks cooked at least. Vegies tomorrow this time I mean it for real.

Having a go to bed

>>974634
Good night NEET.

Good Night NEETs. Too tired to think about myself.
Going to bed.