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NEET General #954 - Three AM Snack Edition NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 23:06 [Preview] No. 975519
What flavor jam do you have on your NEET hours meal? I prefer mandarin and nectarine home made.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 23:07 [Preview] No.975522 del
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AUSTRALIA
BEST CONTINENT


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 23:07 [Preview] No.975523 del
St Dalfor raspberry


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 23:08 [Preview] No.975524 del
Might make some bread


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 23:09 [Preview] No.975525 del
>>975524
for jam?


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 23:09 [Preview] No.975526 del
I wonder if that NEET's jam ever set


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 23:11 [Preview] No.975527 del
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NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 23:11 [Preview] No.975528 del


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 23:11 [Preview] No.975529 del
>>975526
It kinda did. The jar was about two liters and the fruit was whole which made it kinda chunky and kinda runny. I'm sure you can imagine that.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 23:13 [Preview] No.975530 del
>>975529
>it kinda chunky and kinda runny. I'm sure you can imagine that.
yes, although I won't lower the tone by going into any more detail


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 23:14 [Preview] No.975531 del
One of my tele wives, Justine Schofield, made a nice plum tart last night


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 23:15 [Preview] No.975532 del
I saw a clip on reddit where some greasy looking music producer AI generated a country and western song complete with a female singer. How long until this shit gets into mainstream playlists?


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 23:15 [Preview] No.975533 del
>>975532
Already is. Spotify has provoked intense backlash over it recently.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 23:30 [Preview] No.975534 del
>>975533
Aparrently its because music streaming services hate dealing with real artists and want to cheap out on the source. I am inclined to think its just greasy music producers realizing there is a bandwagon to get rich on. Snake oil has always been a thing to sell to retarded hylics. I wont ever use music streaming services. Nuro would agree.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 23:40 [Preview] No.975535 del
might read george pell's prison journal


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 00:20 [Preview] No.975536 del
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NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 00:27 [Preview] No.975538 del
>>975536
Clankshit will break the internet, time to get offline


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 00:27 [Preview] No.975539 del
>>975536
Live, laugh and love.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 00:37 [Preview] No.975540 del
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Another date. Another horse girl. NFI why she is wearing driving gloves.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 00:44 [Preview] No.975541 del
>>975540
to protect her hands?


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 00:52 [Preview] No.975543 del
>>975519
I hae a home made peach jam and a cherry jam from the adelaide hills. There is also marmalade. And vegemite, promie and mighty mite because Tiffin memed me into buying it.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 00:53 [Preview] No.975544 del
>>975543
Possum told me rimming tastes like Marmite once.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 00:54 [Preview] No.975545 del
>>975531
I bet it was puckered out thinking about all those lustful eyes watching her. Bet she needs to wear nipple guards.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 00:56 [Preview] No.975547 del
>>975544
His tastes like bonox.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 01:21 [Preview] No.975551 del
scarelett johansson is ugly as fuck, dunno why I didn't notice it before


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 01:27 [Preview] No.975552 del
>>975546
Longer stay behind bars for ✈️🎅


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 01:27 [Preview] No.975553 del
>>975551
Pointy knees?


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 01:54 [Preview] No.975554 del
>>975551
She just looked good in iron man 2 because of the suit and fancy combat moves. She is jewish


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 02:14 [Preview] No.975555 del
>>975546
not much of an update, more of a rehash.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 02:37 [Preview] No.975556 del
Saw the vet with the self harm marks again. She moved here two weeks ago apparently.
Sweetie had her ultrasound. As suspected, she has hardened heart valves and an enlarged heart.
She has some medicines.
A young couple pulled up with about sixteen golden retriever puppies for their first vaccination.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 02:44 [Preview] No.975557 del
>>975543
its good of Nuro to let one of the other NEETs be the ausneets influencer for once.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 03:02 [Preview] No.975558 del
>>975556
>moved here two weeks ago
running from something and not very discreete, probably drugs. She will not be there next time you take sweetie for a checkup.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 03:13 [Preview] No.975559 del
>>975556
Poor Sweetie. Hopefully all the medicines help so she can continue to live a long, happy life.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 03:44 [Preview] No.975560 del
Doing a poo


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 03:47 [Preview] No.975561 del
>>975556
>she has hardened heart valves and an enlarged heart
She needs to cut back on the kfc and pepper pies.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 03:54 [Preview] No.975562 del
Might become a teenage vampire slayer


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 04:02 [Preview] No.975563 del
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>>975560
Drawing a portrait of a neet doing a poo. Think it's going to be prize winning.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 04:02 [Preview] No.975564 del
>>975558
She will be there for years, they are bite and scratch marks. As will eventually come up in conversation.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 04:05 [Preview] No.975565 del
oh ffs


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 04:23 [Preview] No.975566 del
>>975560
Has the smell reached her?


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 04:26 [Preview] No.975567 del
>>975566
she saw it before she smelled it >>975565


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 04:44 [Preview] No.975568 del
bunnings make me hecked off!!


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 04:53 [Preview] No.975569 del
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bega stringers are shit even by processed cheexe standards


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 05:21 [Preview] No.975570 del
>>975569
*cheese


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 05:25 [Preview] No.975571 del
spilled my enema bucket


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 05:28 [Preview] No.975572 del
Did a better voice clone this time. Turns out I can't write erotica.
still blasted anyway


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 05:34 [Preview] No.975573 del
The afternoon hums in a dim-lit room,
threads refresh; the hours stall and sway,
a stranger types—something starts to bloom,
and boredom melts to want that dares to stay.

The fan breathes heat, the screen spills pale light,
a half-meant joke slips easy into play,
you picture their laugh against the night,
and feel less alone than you’d ever say.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 05:36 [Preview] No.975574 del
>>975570
Possum processed my cheeks once


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 05:48 [Preview] No.975575 del
>>975573
that had better not be llm poetry


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 05:55 [Preview] No.975576 del
>>975538
Your gums bleed when you floss


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 05:56 [Preview] No.975577 del
>>975571
Imagine the smell.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 05:58 [Preview] No.975578 del
>>975573
Beautiful.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 06:02 [Preview] No.975579 del
>>975556
My best wishes for Sweetie.

>about sixteen golden retriever puppies for their first vaccination.
Lovely.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 06:04 [Preview] No.975580 del
>>975568
What has happened?


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 06:04 [Preview] No.975581 del
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This looks good. Considering going to see Mercy or Marty Supreme tonight. Pumpkin soup for tea, no one asked for that.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 06:06 [Preview] No.975582 del
>>975580
oh just the usual
website says a certain store has stock
place click and collect order
phone calls from numbers I don't recognise, voicemails about having no stock
call back and they transfer the order to another store
rinse and repeat
how do they stay in business without basic stock management????


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 06:07 [Preview] No.975583 del
>>975579
I hate dogs but vaccinating them is just wrong.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 06:09 [Preview] No.975584 del
>>975573
Lovely.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 06:10 [Preview] No.975585 del
>>975581
>two jewish lead actors
>good


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 06:10 [Preview] No.975586 del
the trailer for 28 years later bone temple is not inspiring me to get off my arse and see it.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 06:11 [Preview] No.975587 del
>>975586
physical cinema visits require something exceptional now of days


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 06:12 [Preview] No.975588 del
>>975562
you would look cute and be good at it


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 06:13 [Preview] No.975589 del
>>975587
I will only go with Cruisey.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 06:14 [Preview] No.975590 del
>>975589
he only wants to see anniversary screenings of woody allen films


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 06:15 [Preview] No.975591 del
>>975590
I won't be going with Cruisey...


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 06:18 [Preview] No.975592 del
>>975591
He is taking me to the planet. arium. tomorrow night


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 06:22 [Preview] No.975593 del
>>975592
Lucky bugger.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 06:31 [Preview] No.975594 del
>>975572
You're voice cloning cruisey's vocaroos aren't you?


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 06:38 [Preview] No.975595 del
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Had dino nuggers for dindins. Niecebot insisted on a 1kg bag when she was here but didn't eat any. Crumb tastes exactly like the ones Carlos Junior sells here in BEST A.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 06:42 [Preview] No.975596 del
>>975594
I can if you link some of his vocaroos. I didn't save them


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 06:43 [Preview] No.975597 del
>>975595
Rating out of 10?


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 06:44 [Preview] No.975598 del


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 06:50 [Preview] No.975599 del
>>975594
Democratise Cruisey, everyone gets a bedtime story!


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 06:55 [Preview] No.975600 del
Might go on a date.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 07:00 [Preview] No.975601 del
tin of pineapple chunks and a passion-pine bulla split for pudding


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 07:01 [Preview] No.975602 del
>>975600
Have a good time, NOOT.
Girls like it if you touch their elbow a couple of times.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 07:02 [Preview] No.975603 del
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>>975595
dinosaurs werent real


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 07:03 [Preview] No.975604 del
>>975601
Sounds good, I forgot how good passionfruit and pine tree iced treats can be.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 07:05 [Preview] No.975605 del
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>>975603
DEEP. PROFOUND.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 07:06 [Preview] No.975606 del
>>975598
They needed a sauce.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 07:06 [Preview] No.975607 del
hey weber. why does this stupid thread gage say witworth but the measurements have G after them as in 4½G ?
I thought that would make it a BSP thread measuring gauge not a witworth. Fuggen chinx and their cursed engineering.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 07:07 [Preview] No.975608 del
>>975607
G is gas, probably BSPT (tapered)
All of the BSP/BSPT/BSW/BSF are 55 degree Whitworth profile.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 07:08 [Preview] No.975609 del
BSB (British Standard Brass) is awesome. Same TPI (26?) for all diameters.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 07:11 [Preview] No.975610 del
>>975606
Unless it's HP sauce, Motherbat's condiment collection is suspect as shit sits in the fridge for years between uses.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 07:17 [Preview] No.975611 del
>>975608
Its retarded they put G on the gauge leaves. The lead in on the gas thread wouldnt register. Fuck me I hate Anglo engineering standards with their imperial shit measurements. The Naxis would have freed us from such bespoke nonsense without the jews playing the whole world like puppets and now we have this knuckle dragging legacy to contend with. might go to the electronics club and thence to the supermarket to get angry at the brown hordes.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 07:20 [Preview] No.975612 del
>>975610
The beef ragù of sauces


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 07:25 [Preview] No.975613 del
>>975610
The Maggi is still potent and BBQ looking stuff is okay but avoid the chutney, its all hard and watery on top.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 07:30 [Preview] No.975614 del
>>975611
It's a modern chink convention.
None of Grand/Fatherbot's gauges have it on them.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 07:32 [Preview] No.975615 del
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😞


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 07:33 [Preview] No.975616 del
Cruisey this could be a good purchase for you.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 07:37 [Preview] No.975617 del
>>975611
>The Naxis would have freed us from such bespoke nonsense
Even the metric system was fucked up for a time. French, Germans and Japs all used it, but differently.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 07:43 [Preview] No.975618 del
I did not get sms notifications from my bank for the last two deposits that went into my account.
My faith has been shaken. I used to trust them. The notifications would be near instant.
Very disappointing. Now I will have to go back to logging in and checking the app fifty times a day when expecting a deposit.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 07:45 [Preview] No.975619 del
>>975618
BankSA have been intermittent lately. Particularly noticeable with deposits in the early hours. Notification often comes through after 9am.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 07:47 [Preview] No.975620 del
>>975619
Nothing works the way it should. These modern frustrations.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 08:11 [Preview] No.975621 del
>>975620
If Monk was around he could create some AI Automation to fix it.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 08:12 [Preview] No.975622 del
>>975621
He'd fix everything. He was a genius when he was sober.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 08:29 [Preview] No.975624 del
>>975622
👆💯


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 08:30 [Preview] No.975625 del
Gone bed


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 08:31 [Preview] No.975626 del
>>975625
Too early.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 08:33 [Preview] No.975627 del
>>975625
Night.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 08:34 [Preview] No.975628 del
>>975626
Got up at 0330

>>975627
Thanks you


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 08:35 [Preview] No.975629 del
>>975628
Good night then.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 08:36 [Preview] No.975630 del
I wish these captchas would let you get one digit wrong.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 08:48 [Preview] No.975631 del
Anal rape in the arse


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 08:52 [Preview] No.975632 del
Just woke up. Can't even make sense if what day/night it is. Did the H bomb, a slab and durries.

But feeling recovered rather than wrecked. Everything smells like vomit, but there's s bucket here, so hoping for the best on that front.

The wage, think I've still got one. Maybe this was my day off. The wage fucked everything up. Never wage again. If I got on it Tuesday morning and it's Tuesday night, winning , if it's Wednesday then I'm fucked.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 08:53 [Preview] No.975633 del
>>975632
It's thursday.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 08:54 [Preview] No.975634 del
>>975632
The other NEET is lying, it's Friday


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 08:58 [Preview] No.975635 del
>>975632
Based.
You are thriving!


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 09:10 [Preview] No.975637 del


NEET Board owner 01/28/2026 (Wed) 09:11 [Preview] No.975638 del
NEETs I feel like it is the right time to pass the ownership of the board onto a new party if one can be found.

If you would like to be BO please email solidneet@protonmail.com to discuss the matter.

Thank you.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 09:18 [Preview] No.975639 del
>>975632
Monglyfe


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 09:20 [Preview] No.975640 del
>>975638
This is a trap


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 09:22 [Preview] No.975641 del
>>975638
I will take over BO if you give me $6000, Possums phone number and the elbow and knee file.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 09:26 [Preview] No.975642 del
>>975641
>the elbow and knee file.
Big asks.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 09:27 [Preview] No.975643 del
>>975641
>knee file
The bottom has dropped out of the market after all those knee toilet pictures, they are now worthless.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 09:30 [Preview] No.975644 del
>>975638
Goodbye neet.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 09:36 [Preview] No.975645 del
>>975640
There is no escape from the bucket.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 09:44 [Preview] No.975647 del
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I went 11 days without goyslop. I feel ready to conquer the world. Onto the next problem. How do I get a job?


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 09:45 [Preview] No.975648 del
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>>975645
The bucket is leaking.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 09:45 [Preview] No.975649 del
>>975647
Stay off the slop. Get your cert.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 09:46 [Preview] No.975650 del
>>975647
Well done NEET. You should get a job at Max.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 09:46 [Preview] No.975651 del
Good night.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 09:49 [Preview] No.975652 del
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Inspired by that neet's great achievement. Gonna try and stay off the goyslop for 1 day.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 09:49 [Preview] No.975653 del
>>975651
Good night Pidge. xx
Those pidges should do her a favour and pull those things out of her face.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 09:50 [Preview] No.975654 del
>>975652
Be careful NEET, the withdrawals might kill you.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 09:52 [Preview] No.975655 del
>>975654
He better keep a bucket handy.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 09:53 [Preview] No.975656 del
Watching an old episode of buffy the vampire slayer. Very disturbing to think that this was made nearly 3 decades ago. Very sad. Could never be made today.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 09:54 [Preview] No.975657 del
>>975656
Tell me about those new episodes instead.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 09:55 [Preview] No.975658 del
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>>975649
Who are you and how do you know about the cert?


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 09:56 [Preview] No.975659 del
In the new 28 years later a schizophrenic leads a death cult


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 10:00 [Preview] No.975660 del
>will never get to be in a death cult


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 10:03 [Preview] No.975661 del
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Looking for a free online tafe program that teaches cert 3 in ninjitsu


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 10:05 [Preview] No.975662 del
>>975651
Night fella.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 10:27 [Preview] No.975663 del
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>>975638
The real solution always was, always well be that all of you apply as Board Volunteer, that way you can ban and delete posts, all of you very well know which ones. Any time. Least effort by individual, maximum efficiency.
Lazy boongs.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 10:27 [Preview] No.975664 del


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 10:32 [Preview] No.975665 del
It has cillian murphy


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 10:34 [Preview] No.975666 del
>>975663
If we weren't lazy boongs we wouldn't post here


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 10:39 [Preview] No.975667 del
>>975663
I nominate Tiffin for board Fuhrer. He will purge the degenerate element.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 10:40 [Preview] No.975668 del
>>975659
I want to see it but the last one was too unrealistic.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 10:46 [Preview] No.975669 del
>>975668
This one has realistic or mature themes. The images derive from that. A lot of gore.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 10:48 [Preview] No.975670 del
Better question, what to watch on Feb 7th? I have Stone downloaded, good actors in it. I have Pontypool which is great but I'm not sure I'd watch it twice a day and Moofies would bitch about it. I've some more Japanese kino too. And then Street Fighter is a classic shitty movie by van Damme. Oh and Odd Thomas.
I know it's useless to ask here for the same reason why you fellas don't moderate the board together. So I'll just pick something.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 10:51 [Preview] No.975671 del
>>975667
Might as well just make /auspol2/


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 10:58 [Preview] No.975672 del
Late night shopping at the supermarket the inner urban whites have segregated them selves to. Car was still hot inside from getting blasted by the sun all day, damp humid air out of the dashboard and taste of the water from the sink at the electronics club out of a shared cup and five miles of old iron pipes is still there but now in my bladder. I step off the escalator pushing my trolley full of californian jalapeno wheels and HP sauce and bran and crackers. The long paper docket tells me my toothpaste cost some new thing called summer prices. Its too relaxed for marauders in the yellow lit carpark, now that the awful sun has turned to a tame sunset but my fingers find the hijack lock on the console while the warm isocol out of the glovebox melts the viruses and dries off into antiseptic vapor. Empty roads and I drive alongside the shine from the bright H4 globes in new headlights. Speed limit seems too fast but I got cold butter to worry about. I dont remember what I bought, that doesnt worry me. Good Night NEETs.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 11:00 [Preview] No.975673 del
>>975670
You are just screaming for guidance. Put on an Aus moofie and you will be golden.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 11:05 [Preview] No.975674 del
>>975670
Can we watch john dies at the end or odd thomas?


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 11:09 [Preview] No.975675 del
>>975674
I already have the latter, so yes.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 11:09 [Preview] No.975676 del
>>975672
Good night NEET. A bit of a gonzo vibe to your post.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 11:15 [Preview] No.975677 del
>>975672
Good read.
Galepeno.

>>975673
>Aus moofie
We watched them all.

>>975676
It does.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 11:37 [Preview] No.975678 del
Need to fucking move somewhere where there is more takeaway shops. Need a burrito place near me.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 11:53 [Preview] No.975679 del
>>975678
Megican galepino fagitas.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 13:15 [Preview] No.975680 del
>>975653
>Those pidges should do her a favour and pull those things out of her face.
THIS!


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 15:36 [Preview] No.975681 del
Here's a tokány recipe, I just made from half a piece of pork tenderloin.
Ingredients: meat, szalonna (salo, fatty bacon), onion, garlic, salt, black pepper, water, sour cream.
Slice up the szalonna, the onions, the garlic, the meat. I sliced the meat half of little finger thickness strips. Tokány usually means pencil thick strips, so just about so.
Melt the fat out of the szalonna, then fry the pieces white and take em out of the fat. Fry the onions and the garlic - until the onions turn glass. Dump in the meat and fry out the pink. Salt and pepper. Fry it a bit more than add water and let it simmer.
While it simmered I boiled water and cooked pasta.
After most of the water evaporated under the meat I added couple of spoonful of sour cream, mixed it well.
That's it.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 16:04 [Preview] No.975682 del
>>975681
Salon and related products are unknown to the neets, could we hot cure middle bacon rashes?


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 16:34 [Preview] No.975683 del
>>975682
If you mean this, then cut the too meaty parts. Tho will taste differently.
I wonder what kinda cuts those parts end up in the West/Anglo world what we use for salo. I won't suggest to make it from scratch for these are smoked there are other types but they aren't good for this.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 18:00 [Preview] No.975684 del
I should go back to sleep.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 18:11 [Preview] No.975685 del
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>>975684
>when the chinese infiltrate your army


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 18:16 [Preview] No.975686 del
(2.30 MB 480x852 1769605839641180.mp4)


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 18:20 [Preview] No.975687 del
>>975685
I hope they can handle the smell.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 18:20 [Preview] No.975688 del


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 18:31 [Preview] No.975689 del
>>975687
They'll get extra medals. Posthumously.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 18:33 [Preview] No.975690 del


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 18:40 [Preview] No.975691 del
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>>975686
>success point
Let me introduce you the tunnels under and viaduct over the plains.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 19:26 [Preview] No.975692 del
It blasted out of me.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 20:04 [Preview] No.975693 del
morning bros


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 20:07 [Preview] No.975694 del


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 20:13 [Preview] No.975695 del
Jizz everywhere. Need to poo, and wash, and wage.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 20:13 [Preview] No.975696 del


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 20:15 [Preview] No.975697 del
>>975683
The loin gets made into ham steaks. Not sure what they use the tail for.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 20:17 [Preview] No.975698 del
I see an open window
>Russia says it's ready for Zelensky-Putin meeting — but only if Ukraine's president travels to Moscow
https://kyivindependent.com/russia-says-its-ready-for-zelensky-putin-meeting/


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 20:27 [Preview] No.975699 del
>>975697
I was talking about the fat of the pig, the double chin and the belly fat. What the Anglos use those for?


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 20:28 [Preview] No.975700 del
>>975699
Lard, if its trim. Otherwise weight on the bacon.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 20:29 [Preview] No.975701 del
Is Nipah virus real?


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 20:33 [Preview] No.975702 del
>>975701
We will have to wait for Nuro's review.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 20:35 [Preview] No.975703 del
>>975702
He is a fruit bat, he might be patient 0.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 20:37 [Preview] No.975704 del
>>975703
kek, chortled.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 20:48 [Preview] No.975705 del
>>975638
don't go and be a bum bum please


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 20:50 [Preview] No.975706 del
>>975698
it would be hella based if putin just pulls out a 44 magnum and blows that rat's head off


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 20:55 [Preview] No.975707 del
>>975706
Blame Iran.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 21:05 [Preview] No.975708 del
>>975705
The show will always go on.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 21:16 [Preview] No.975709 del
>>975677
>watched them all
I dont think so


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 21:31 [Preview] No.975710 del
>>975709
>General
Cruisey am I able to watch it?


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 21:38 [Preview] No.975711 del
>>975710
Only if you get promoted.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 21:51 [Preview] No.975712 del
collected three sheets of plywood from bunnings


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 21:53 [Preview] No.975713 del


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 21:53 [Preview] No.975714 del
>>975712
Good price?


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 21:56 [Preview] No.975715 del
>>975714
$19 a sheet


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 22:03 [Preview] No.975716 del
>>975715
Not bad. Wood is very expensive from Bunnings. I bought some wood for a desk that I used for my TV (current stand was too short, I extended it a plank) and I recall it being expensive.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 22:07 [Preview] No.975717 del
>>975716
Yes, their dressed timber is very expensive. They also don't store it well so it is often bowed and warped.

I just checked and the sheets are actually cut square, which was a pleasant surprise.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 23:04 [Preview] No.975718 del
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>>975706
>>44 magnum
He would use a soviet podbyrin 9.2 mm pistol, the world's most powerful handgun.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 23:06 [Preview] No.975719 del
>>975712
$19 sounds like you bought very thin, very low quality ply. You can get a better deal and better quality plywood from the timber yards, where the builders go. Should have consulted Nuro first.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 23:07 [Preview] No.975720 del
>>975719
It is 3mm, which is what I wanted, and marine boat construction grade.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 23:07 [Preview] No.975721 del
>>975718
>the world's most powerful handgun.
no it isn't


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 23:14 [Preview] No.975722 del
>>975720
>marine boat construction
Full of nasty chemicals?


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 23:15 [Preview] No.975723 del
>>975721
Are you feeling lucky?


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 23:21 [Preview] No.975724 del
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12-19/phone-data-new-discoveries-impact-search-belgian-celine-cremer/106159392

>foid goes into the outback
>wanders off the tourist trail
>ghosted

Lucky she was an insta thot, that fact made her disappearance worth something to the simp industrial complex or no one would have given a shit.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 23:24 [Preview] No.975725 del
>>975719
Nuro is a highly respected member of the lumberjack community.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 23:26 [Preview] No.975726 del
>>975724
> or no one would have given a shit.
Says the person who read the article, copied the link and posted it elsewhere.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 23:26 [Preview] No.975727 del
>>975724
I'm waiting for this one to end up getting Wolf Creeked: https://youtube.com/watch?v=HU7qCZeoYO4 [Embed]
I don't specifically want something to happen to her, just the solo travelling, wearing 5/8s of fuck all, and having a youtube presence is going to invite trouble sooner or later.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 23:27 [Preview] No.975728 del
>>975725
I heard he sleeps all night and he works all day.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 23:29 [Preview] No.975729 del
>>975722
some glue I guess?


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 23:30 [Preview] No.975730 del
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Might get a pet war elephant.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 23:31 [Preview] No.975731 del
>>975730
You should. They're probably expensive though.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 23:39 [Preview] No.975732 del
>>975727
If she disappears then she will hit the big time, not this mediocre algorythm boosted tits out youtube channel shit.


NEET 01/28/2026 (Wed) 23:41 [Preview] No.975733 del
>>975728
He's thriving!


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 00:11 [Preview] No.975734 del
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Can't get going this morning


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 00:18 [Preview] No.975735 del
>>975734
Pull up your apron and get your arse into gear neet.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 00:24 [Preview] No.975736 del
I didn't realise until this morning, when I was listening to it in the car, that Led Zeppelin's Ramble On has a verse about being in Mordor and Gollum stealing his bitch. Then I googled it and went down this rabbit hole about LOTR references in their work and Page's dog being named Strider.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 00:37 [Preview] No.975737 del
Kopparberg's hard pineapple is a cheeky little 2.5 stando number.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 00:48 [Preview] No.975738 del
>>975737
Review on Dan's are they either like it or not. Sounds refreshing.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 00:49 [Preview] No.975739 del
Sir is whizzing to me with my lunch sloppa. I too will have lift the apron and greet him soon.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 00:51 [Preview] No.975740 del
That neet who wanted a job should become a school crossing supervisor. They make $40 an hour for standing around part time blowing a whistle.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 00:51 [Preview] No.975741 del
>>975739
ToiletNEET lifestyle.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 00:52 [Preview] No.975742 del
>>975738
It's an interesting taste. I'd probably stick to regular cider in future, but it's not bad per se.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 00:53 [Preview] No.975743 del
>>975741
Time will tell...


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 00:54 [Preview] No.975744 del
>>975740
So $80 a day? I pressume it only requires one hour morning and afternoon, and you can't be at more than one school at the same time. That's $400 per week, which is less than Centrelink.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 00:55 [Preview] No.975745 del
>>975739
I had a KFC twister combo, with all the twister slaw shit thrown out and replaced with lettuce and pepper mayo.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 00:55 [Preview] No.975746 del
>>975739
Whats on the menu?


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 00:56 [Preview] No.975747 del
>>975745
Lovely.

>>975746
Oporto. Bondi Wrap and some spicy thing extra thing that I added. Real toilet lyfe potential.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 01:00 [Preview] No.975748 del
Might get a part time job at the kebab place I like if they'll let me. Maybe then I can replace my shitted and gaped chair and maybe they'll give me a free kebab each shift.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 01:02 [Preview] No.975749 del
>>975740
The real money is in doing that but for roadworks and construction.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 01:13 [Preview] No.975750 del
Keep accidently getting drunk all day


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 01:16 [Preview] No.975751 del
>>975750
It's not your fault, NEET. Dan is a bad man.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 01:16 [Preview] No.975752 del
Sloppa consumed. Explosive diaharee, loading...


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 01:20 [Preview] No.975753 del
>>975752
It's not your fault, NEET. The Colonel is a bad man.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 01:22 [Preview] No.975754 del
Can you get me a family burger box with a pepper mayo twister, a zinger crunch, an original recipe and a normal zinger, one of the chips changed to gravy and a 10 pack of wicked wings, and 2 of those $4 mini hot and spicy wraps. Thanks.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 01:26 [Preview] No.975755 del
>>975754
You can have one apple and banana.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 02:01 [Preview] No.975758 del
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NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 02:10 [Preview] No.975759 del
Cruisey I need some Curash rubbed under my panniculus and breasts please.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 02:10 [Preview] No.975760 del


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 02:10 [Preview] No.975761 del
>>975759
Hopefully the next available Cruisey can assist you.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 02:11 [Preview] No.975762 del
>>975760
I like this pidge.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 02:12 [Preview] No.975763 del
>>975761
There is only one Cruisey.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 02:12 [Preview] No.975764 del
>>975760
good night


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 02:14 [Preview] No.975765 del
>>975760
Possum doesn't know
Possum doesn't know
Don't tell Possum


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 02:14 [Preview] No.975766 del
Bossman tried to call me in on my day off, told him I was drunk so couldn't come in.
HR just sent me a link to AA. Get fucked, I'm allowed to be drunk, it's their problem not mine.


NEET Board owner 01/29/2026 (Thu) 02:17 [Preview] No.975767 del
NEETs so far the only email I have received about the BO position is from Tiffin who sent one of his rude ones. If there are no other applicants I may have to hand the board over to him.

Surely there is another NEET willing to do the job. Please email solidNEET@protonmail.com


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 02:17 [Preview] No.975768 del
>>975766
You showed them. They wont know what to say when you walk in on Monday with freshly ironed chinos and a summer shirt from uniqlo. Its all happening tomorrow.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 02:17 [Preview] No.975769 del
>>975766
Don't read too much into it. It's a duty of care tick and flick thing for them.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 02:22 [Preview] No.975770 del
>>975767
sent you an email


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 02:22 [Preview] No.975771 del
>>975769
Not if the bossman himself did it. He could have came up with a good excuse and got an invite to golf.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 02:27 [Preview] No.975772 del


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 02:32 [Preview] No.975773 del
>>975767
>one of his rude ones
*one of his based ones
At this point I think we might as well hand the reigns over to him and see what happens. If it's a shitshow it will be we can start another board


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 02:33 [Preview] No.975774 del
>>975773
he's not even here most of the time
how can he keep an eye on things?


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 02:35 [Preview] No.975775 del
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>>975774
Through his ancient aryan powers he learnt during his time in Agartha


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 02:44 [Preview] No.975776 del
I have applied for BO and will get a janny role soon. I don't plan to do anything except delete the spammers posts and some of the narky posts at solidneets request which i will have to learn which ones they are.
i was on the secret board.
-t zestykittenneet


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 02:46 [Preview] No.975777 del
>>975774
He will get his friends from NSN to help him out.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 02:47 [Preview] No.975778 del


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 02:51 [Preview] No.975779 del
>>975776
You have a sexy name neet.


NEET Board owner 01/29/2026 (Thu) 02:52 [Preview] No.975780 del
NEETs I have received a BO application from the NEET calling himself zestykittenneet.

I have added him as a board volunteer and moderation is his responsibility now. If all goes well I will transfer ownership of the board to him after the trial period has ended.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 02:52 [Preview] No.975781 del
>>975779
NEET Beauty Era begins.
I have already accepted that I am beautiful (inside and out).


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 02:52 [Preview] No.975782 del
>>975779
Thanks, I'm a furry
jk


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 02:53 [Preview] No.975783 del


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 02:55 [Preview] No.975784 del
>>975782
Perfect opportunity to watch Zootopia 2 in 4k. I have already watched it


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 02:56 [Preview] No.975785 del
>>975784
yeah but did you blast?


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 02:57 [Preview] No.975786 del
>>975785
During an intermission after my sloppa yes


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 02:58 [Preview] No.975787 del
>>975769
Ah, didn't consider that. Good advice neet


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 03:00 [Preview] No.975788 del
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This is how I picture the new bo


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 03:02 [Preview] No.975789 del
>>975788
You will learn to lick it!


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 03:03 [Preview] No.975790 del
>>975780
>zestykittenneet
How do you know it's not a pseudonym for tiffin? He is a crafty one.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 03:04 [Preview] No.975791 del


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 03:04 [Preview] No.975792 del
>>975763
I thought the population had expanded.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 03:10 [Preview] No.975794 del
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>>975792
We've lost so many.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 03:11 [Preview] No.975795 del


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 03:15 [Preview] No.975796 del
testing name tag thing


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 03:16 [Preview] No.975797 del
>>975796
✅ or ❌?


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 03:16 [Preview] No.975798 del
>>975796
You go to your account page and tick the box that says "always use role signature" and then click save.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 03:17 [Preview] No.975799 del
>>975777
>NSN
They should get themselves certified as boongs, that way the media and government can't criticise them, it'd be racist. Once two of them get boong status they can nominate the rest of them as boongs, it's the law.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 03:19 [Preview] No.975800 del
gotta drag my morbidly obese carcass down to the library, do some work


NEET Board volunteer 01/29/2026 (Thu) 03:20 [Preview] No.975801 del
Soon the furry menace will rule over this board too heh heh heh...


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 03:22 [Preview] No.975802 del
>>975801
Based.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 03:22 [Preview] No.975803 del
>>975800
We should synchronise our apron lifts.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 03:28 [Preview] No.975804 del
Might buy one of these ona hole things. They apparently feel better than a real pussy. Not that i'd know about that.😭😭

https://www.lovehoney.com.au/sex-toys/male-sex-toys/male-masturbators/p/tenga-egg-lovers-heart-textured-male-masturbator/a24048g35504.html


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 03:35 [Preview] No.975805 del
>>975804
There is no shame anymore.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 03:42 [Preview] No.975806 del
>>975804
One extra large butt plug please.


NEET Board volunteer 01/29/2026 (Thu) 03:55 [Preview] No.975807 del


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 03:55 [Preview] No.975808 del
>>975806
we all love a good butt blast. nothin homo about it. year of acceptance anyway


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 04:03 [Preview] No.975810 del
Cruisey said he'll take me camping here this weekend.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 04:08 [Preview] No.975811 del
>>975810
👀🤮
It's probably china the putrid chink cunts need to be nuked


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 04:09 [Preview] No.975812 del
>>975776
Ban that fucking pidge poster


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 04:17 [Preview] No.975814 del


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 04:20 [Preview] No.975815 del
>>975812
Pidge is the best.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 05:04 [Preview] No.975816 del
Looked for dim sims in woolies twice now. They're on the website but I can't find them


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 05:07 [Preview] No.975817 del
>>975816
How do you plan to cook them NEET?


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 05:10 [Preview] No.975818 del
>>975817
In the turbo oven


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 05:15 [Preview] No.975819 del
Called and text the ethnic (first time in almost 2 weeks) and she hasnt replied.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 05:23 [Preview] No.975820 del
>>975808
>year of acceptance anyway
👆💯


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 05:23 [Preview] No.975821 del
>>975819
$300 jewellery status?


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 05:34 [Preview] No.975822 del
>>975816
avoid the frozen supermarket ones, every time I've eaten them I've been sick afterwards


NEET Board owner 01/29/2026 (Thu) 05:42 [Preview] No.975823 del
I have added Bean NEET as a volunteer. He was kind enough to offer his services to help deal with the spam.
This is two extra volunteers now.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 05:46 [Preview] No.975824 del
Might go to okinawa to study karate.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 05:57 [Preview] No.975825 del
>>975824
Sounds do-able.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 05:58 [Preview] No.975826 del
>>975821
Saw some 9ct rose gold earings with topaz pendant, with matching earings for 400


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 05:58 [Preview] No.975827 del
>>975823
well done neets


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 05:59 [Preview] No.975828 del
>>975823
Dont treat them like heroes, they could have offered ages ago. They just wanted to watch you suffer.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 06:00 [Preview] No.975829 del
>>975826
>$400
That will break the budget.

Do they have any specials?


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 06:04 [Preview] No.975830 del
>>975823
3 won't be enough to deal with all the crap around here, we need pidgeon with a machine gun, it's the only way


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 06:09 [Preview] No.975831 del
>>975829
Aliexpress $1.36


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 06:11 [Preview] No.975832 del
>>975831
Perfect. Write out a price tag for $299.95 to attach to it. Wrap it and she'll be right.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 06:12 [Preview] No.975833 del
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NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 06:13 [Preview] No.975834 del
>>975832
Avoid her calls when the plating comes off and she has a black ring around her neck and infected ear lobes.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 06:16 [Preview] No.975835 del
>>975834
👆💯


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 06:18 [Preview] No.975836 del
>>975833
The Pidge Patrol.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 06:20 [Preview] No.975837 del
>>975804
fry or poach it for breakfast the following morning


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 06:20 [Preview] No.975838 del
>>975834
Or tell her to give them a squirt with wd once a week.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 06:21 [Preview] No.975839 del
>>975838
The cure. RIP.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 06:22 [Preview] No.975840 del
I feel like a poof


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 06:34 [Preview] No.975841 del
>>975840
The stigma is gone.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 06:38 [Preview] No.975843 del
>>975842
One apple and banana too many


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 06:38 [Preview] No.975844 del
>>975838
it would've saved helen


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 06:46 [Preview] No.975846 del
>>975843
Don't stand between a certain NEET and his Wicked Wings...


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 06:54 [Preview] No.975847 del
>>975842
He saw how small the pieces are these days. Pigeon wings and drumsticks.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 07:10 [Preview] No.975848 del
Five (5) Weet-bix for dindins


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 07:24 [Preview] No.975849 del
>>975848
Milk? Honey? Sugar?


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 07:30 [Preview] No.975850 del
>>975843
more like two grapes and a gherkin


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 07:34 [Preview] No.975851 del


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 07:36 [Preview] No.975852 del
>>975849
just skim mulk


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 07:38 [Preview] No.975853 del
>>975852
Are you on a diet?


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 07:39 [Preview] No.975855 del
>>975853
no, i had kfc for lonch and didn't feel like more hot food


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 07:41 [Preview] No.975856 del
>>975854
I bet they don't taste as good any more.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 07:43 [Preview] No.975857 del
>>975856
Cruisey is going to buy us all one tomorrow.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 07:46 [Preview] No.975858 del
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That Faustian penguin is Australian by the way. He's walking from McMurdo Sound towards Mount Erebus, on Ross Island, included in the New Zealand territorial claim which itself is a territorial claim of Greater Ausnia.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 07:47 [Preview] No.975859 del
>>975857
We are blessed.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 07:48 [Preview] No.975860 del
>>975857
The fun size? Not even worth the effort to unwrap them.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 07:49 [Preview] No.975861 del
>>975858
He's an inspiration.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 08:14 [Preview] No.975862 del
Cruisey lock this in for Sunday.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 08:24 [Preview] No.975863 del
>>975862
What is the weight limit? I may just have to watch.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 08:37 [Preview] No.975864 del
>>975863
I searched. I also watched part with it shown here https://youtube.com/watch?v=wV16vm1Fqa4 [Embed]

I couldn't find any references to a weight limit.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 08:48 [Preview] No.975865 del
>>975863
>>975864
You'll be fine.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 09:03 [Preview] No.975866 del
>>975865
Thank you! What research you did. What a NEET!
I am going to get my fat controller cosplay out of mothballs.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 09:27 [Preview] No.975867 del
>>975866
We are lucky to have Cruisey, taking us and sponsoring this opportunity for us all.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 09:29 [Preview] No.975868 del
>>975865
Now I want to build a railroad like that.
Gonna need a bunch of midget negers to hammer the spikes.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 09:42 [Preview] No.975869 del
Bam-ba-lam


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 09:44 [Preview] No.975870 del
Good night.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 09:49 [Preview] No.975871 del
>>975870
Good night Pidge. xx
It is always good to see when the pidges have another pidge to love instead of a crazy pidge woman who fondles them inappropriately.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 09:58 [Preview] No.975872 del
>>975870
Night fella.
Happy pidges.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 10:04 [Preview] No.975873 del
>>975868
I live very close to this: https://pmes.org.au/ride-on-railway/about-ror/
Went on it a few times as a kid, although it has changed and expanded since then.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 10:07 [Preview] No.975874 del
>>975871
>fondles them inappropriately.
Plenty of NEETs will experience that tonight at the council meeting.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 10:14 [Preview] No.975875 del
>>975873
>1,9kms
Not bad.
I had a brief interest in model railroads for a cousin of mine had a box. There wasn't any table so you could just put the whole circle together on the floor.
IRL railways on the Hungary can only inspire only a very few people, "those who got hit by the smoke of the engine" as they say. Nothing "romantic" about it.
I played Railroad Tycoon 2 a lot tho.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 10:21 [Preview] No.975876 del
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NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 10:23 [Preview] No.975877 del
>>975876
That would be at least $600 per week rent in Sydney.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 10:25 [Preview] No.975878 del


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 10:29 [Preview] No.975879 del
>Australia's eSafety Commissioner is now making $536K a year to censor the internet after getting a $74K pay rise.
>AFP boss Krissy Barrett also got a salary bump for a total renumeration package of $816K.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 10:36 [Preview] No.975880 del
>>975879
They're all at the trough. Snouts right in.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 10:42 [Preview] No.975881 del
>>975879
The absolute state of this country.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 10:58 [Preview] No.975882 del
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Wish I was a seppo, serving as an operator in ICE with captain steven segal


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 10:59 [Preview] No.975884 del
>>975882
stevo seagull has porked out a bit


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 11:03 [Preview] No.975885 del
Spoke with the ethnic. Cut her off and said bye. Hurt a bit.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 11:04 [Preview] No.975886 del
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utterly shocked


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 11:04 [Preview] No.975887 del
>>975885
earlier you said she had ignored you for a week??? what are you doing mang?????


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 11:07 [Preview] No.975888 del
he sucked the plating off that temu necklace, didn't he


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 11:08 [Preview] No.975889 del
>>975888
stiffened your nipples didn't it?


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 11:08 [Preview] No.975890 del
>>975883
I don't know. I would put the model names of the various tents into Youtube search and see who has made videos on them and what they say.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 11:08 [Preview] No.975891 del
>>975889
i don't have nipples anymore


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 11:10 [Preview] No.975892 del
>>975887
i had ignored her. Then she didnt call back for 12 hrs. So I implied I had better things to do.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 11:13 [Preview] No.975893 del
>>975892
be careful of scorned woman


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 11:16 [Preview] No.975894 del
>>975885
Now send around steven segal to deport her.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 11:27 [Preview] No.975895 del
Just made friends with a russian guy who lives in bali and he said there is lots of russian chicks there who like australian guys so im going to make it a mission to go there and see if i can pick one up. I heard russian chicks can be crazy gold diggers though so...


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 11:28 [Preview] No.975896 del
>>975895
He just scored a pair of authentic Australian kidneys.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 11:37 [Preview] No.975897 del
>>975896
wont be much good if neet is a regular customer of dan's


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 11:42 [Preview] No.975898 del
>>975896
You're just jealous because they russian chicks don't want to meet you.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 11:42 [Preview] No.975899 del
Not liking the wind.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 11:45 [Preview] No.975900 del
>>975899
Strong gusts.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 11:47 [Preview] No.975901 del
Windy Dindy


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 12:11 [Preview] No.975902 del
It was bin day today.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 12:18 [Preview] No.975903 del
Look at Elizabeth forecast
>Clear. Winds southeasterly 30 to 45 km/h.
Look at Doppler wind radar
>Solid 90km/h winds over Lizbef


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 12:25 [Preview] No.975904 del
>>975902
Did you get them out?


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 12:29 [Preview] No.975905 del
>>975904
Yes. I got home about 6.30am and put them out.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 12:31 [Preview] No.975906 del
>>975905
You did well. I'm sorry I forgot to remind you.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 12:34 [Preview] No.975907 del
>>975902
I forgor mine 😭


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 12:36 [Preview] No.975908 del
AH SHIT I'M CUMMING


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 13:31 [Preview] No.975909 del
>>975858
Impressed with this neet


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 13:33 [Preview] No.975910 del
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NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 14:54 [Preview] No.975911 del
>>975873
Cruisey I also wanna go this


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 14:56 [Preview] No.975912 del
>>975886
Hit that Ask button to confirm if it's real.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 16:24 [Preview] No.975913 del
Feeling a bit peckish neets. Might go for an illegal run to maccas in my un regod car


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 16:40 [Preview] No.975914 del
>>975895
Gather a bunch of em and ask if they are goldiggers for Australia is just the place for that. Then when they arrive take em upriver and get em panning, when they try to leave just beat em up.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 16:53 [Preview] No.975915 del
>>975914
Kek. Or threaten to deport them back. Fucking macdonalds was closed


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 19:33 [Preview] No.975916 del
might go back to sleep


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 20:06 [Preview] No.975917 del
Good second blast. The stomach pain from yesterday's sloppa continues.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 20:08 [Preview] No.975918 del
gm bros, going to get back onto a diet and exercise regime today, no more excuses


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 20:09 [Preview] No.975919 del
Got about 2 hours sleep. Wrecked.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 20:11 [Preview] No.975920 del
>>975919
>Wrecked
That's a fun telly show. It's the parody of LOST.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 20:24 [Preview] No.975921 del
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Cruisey I downloaded the wrong Hobbit movie 😭


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 20:42 [Preview] No.975922 del
>>975921
I look forward to the edits.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 20:48 [Preview] No.975923 del
Cruisey I wanna Fibremaxx
>Fibremaxxing: Trend for eating more fibre has surprising benefits
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c1lze6n0e6mo


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 20:52 [Preview] No.975924 del
>>975923
Get a 50m coil of hemp rope and munch on it.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 21:12 [Preview] No.975925 del
Off to an angry start. Not feeling it.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 21:19 [Preview] No.975926 del
>>975899
You need a good burping.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 21:20 [Preview] No.975927 del
>>975907
There's always next week.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 21:20 [Preview] No.975928 del
>>975926
Probably all the fibre.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 21:22 [Preview] No.975929 del
>>975918
I kinda believe you.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 21:26 [Preview] No.975932 del
>>975923
>Yeshe Sander, 24, from Birmingham,
yeshe? what sort of hecking name is that.


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NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 21:38 [Preview] No.975934 del
>>975932
I think it could be a misspelling as it should be yesshe


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 21:50 [Preview] No.975935 del
>>975924
I need some relief. Hopefully Cruisey brings it soon.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 21:58 [Preview] No.975936 del
Going to the chemist and Dans.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 22:09 [Preview] No.975937 del
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NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 22:17 [Preview] No.975940 del
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NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 22:23 [Preview] No.975941 del
tossing up whether to rip my plywood down to size in the kitchen with the circular saw
it's hot outside


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 22:42 [Preview] No.975942 del
>>975941
Wait for a cooler day.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 23:04 [Preview] No.975943 del
>>975942
I'll ponder this advice.
Might clean up a couple of buck-style folding knives instead.


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 23:21 [Preview] No.975944 del
Sick of peanut butter, might give almond butter a try


NEET 01/29/2026 (Thu) 23:34 [Preview] No.975945 del
>>975944
that does not sound nice tbh


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NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 00:07 [Preview] No.975947 del
>>975936
Big purchases?


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 00:23 [Preview] No.975948 del


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 00:23 [Preview] No.975949 del
might start a 90s pop punk band then use the profits to fund ufo research


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 00:34 [Preview] No.975950 del
>>975949
I saw a bright really fast light above the clouds at capertee when i was camping there a few years ago. It was silent too. I think there is a military test base there testing UFO's or whatever


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 00:36 [Preview] No.975951 del
>>975947
Only my beetus pills and some longnecks vb.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 00:39 [Preview] No.975952 del
Longnecks are my beetus pills


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 00:50 [Preview] No.975954 del
Those Indomie Hot & Spicy noodles are pissweak too. Somebody's pulling my dick bros.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 00:51 [Preview] No.975956 del
>>975954
Mi goreng are my go to chink noodles. They are spicy enough for me but I don't like too much spice


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 00:54 [Preview] No.975957 del
>>975951
The essentials.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 00:55 [Preview] No.975958 del
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>>975954
try the korean spicy instant noodles, koreans are fucking crazy


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 01:03 [Preview] No.975959 del
Hard candy in the catalog.
I've reported it, but please do something if you see this post first.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 01:04 [Preview] No.975960 del
I hope Cruisey remembers to poo today.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 01:11 [Preview] No.975961 del
The chia seeds have been good for my shits.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 01:14 [Preview] No.975962 del
>>975960
He hodls us together while hodling


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 01:25 [Preview] No.975963 del
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NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 02:02 [Preview] No.975964 del
The kmart and big w websites are shockingly bad. Even mongk would've done a better job.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 02:07 [Preview] No.975965 del
6hrs of looking at escorts and imaginary petty arguments in my head. No longer want anything.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 02:26 [Preview] No.975966 del
watched teh pope's exorcist
it was alright


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 02:56 [Preview] No.975967 del
>>975966
Did they blast the demons?


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 02:58 [Preview] No.975968 del
>>975967
the demon said it was going to fuck him in the arse and make him cum but it didn't show that


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 03:29 [Preview] No.975969 del
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9 months unemployed today


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 03:32 [Preview] No.975970 del
>>975969
Time you got a job neet.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 03:35 [Preview] No.975971 del
>>975969
Congrats NEET.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 03:36 [Preview] No.975972 del
>>975969
You'll be an exec in no time


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 03:36 [Preview] No.975973 del
>>975970
I don't think I can even fake the required interest and enthusiasm for a five minute interview.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 03:39 [Preview] No.975974 del
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Eating BEANS


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 03:42 [Preview] No.975975 del


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 03:43 [Preview] No.975976 del
>>975974
you neeed some meat


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 03:46 [Preview] No.975977 del
>>975976
Give him a taste of yours


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 03:47 [Preview] No.975978 del
>>975977
Don't be so immature.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 03:48 [Preview] No.975979 del
>>975974
Beans are the future.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 03:51 [Preview] No.975980 del
>>975978
Would be too small of a meal


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 03:51 [Preview] No.975981 del
Justine made lamb and harissa sausage rolls last night.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 03:55 [Preview] No.975982 del
>>975981
Too ethnic


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 03:57 [Preview] No.975983 del
Big happenings are going to happen in the next two months


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 03:58 [Preview] No.975984 del
>>975974
Looks good.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 03:59 [Preview] No.975985 del
>>975983
Two more months.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 04:00 [Preview] No.975986 del
>>975985
Trust the plan


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 04:00 [Preview] No.975987 del
>>975985
It's in the bag.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 04:02 [Preview] No.975988 del
>>975983
Trust the plan.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 04:21 [Preview] No.975989 del
>>975982
Like we kept telling cruisey.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 04:22 [Preview] No.975990 del
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Do you eat raw honey neets? I've never tried it before. Might kill me.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 04:24 [Preview] No.975991 del
>>975990
>Might kill me.
Odds seem very low unless you have a related allergy.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 04:27 [Preview] No.975992 del
jorkin' my peanits


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 04:30 [Preview] No.975993 del
>>975969
It's due


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 04:39 [Preview] No.975994 del
Shidding


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 04:40 [Preview] No.975995 del
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>“Are you an illegal alien?” the email from Never Surrender, which previously served as Trump’s presidential campaign committee during the 2024 election, asked supporters. “Your file says you’re a top MAGA patriot…But my records to my survey STILL say: RESPONSE PENDING. Don’t tell me, YOU’RE AN ILLEGAL ALIEN?!? That cannot be true!”
https://edition.cnn.com/politics/live-news/trump-administration-news-01-28-26


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 04:51 [Preview] No.975996 del
>>975990
I get the gumeracha honey. I've had that manuka honey, but it tastes medicine-y.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 04:53 [Preview] No.975997 del
>>975996
The only honey I've had in the last few years was made on the other side of Motherbat's fence.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 04:57 [Preview] No.975998 del
>>975997
I believe that local honey helps with improving immunity against native pollens. Like homeopathy, but thats not real. I still believe it.
Did you notice a difference?
I cant go back to calipo/honey bear honey. I watched a tinfoil thing about them adding sugar syrup to it, now dont trust big honey (not Possum, the industry)


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NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 04:58 [Preview] No.976000 del
>>975999
Wouldnt be surprised if some of the ice agents are illegals.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 05:01 [Preview] No.976001 del
>>975998
>Did you notice a difference?
I've never been massive consumer of honey, so I don't really notice anything. Only have it on crumpets and the occasional pancake.


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NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 05:09 [Preview] No.976003 del
>>975976
There's beef in the taco mix, just not much


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 05:17 [Preview] No.976004 del
>>975997
Those bees loved your cooking.


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>>975998
>not Possum, the industry


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 06:07 [Preview] No.976006 del
Cow is being a wanker.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 06:09 [Preview] No.976007 del
>>976006
Be patient with him. He can't help it.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 06:11 [Preview] No.976008 del
>>976007
Yes he can. Being disabled isn't an excuse.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 06:19 [Preview] No.976009 del
>>976008
I think being intellectually disabled is generally considered an excuse.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 06:24 [Preview] No.976010 del
>>976009
So I should treat him as a disability, rather than a conscientious person capable of decision making? Fuck that. No one gets a free ride.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 06:28 [Preview] No.976011 del
>>976006
He needs bacon and eggs.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 06:41 [Preview] No.976013 del
>>976012
You are only human.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 06:41 [Preview] No.976014 del
>>976012
She's 1'9" tall according to her profile.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 06:47 [Preview] No.976015 del
>>976012
>Brown Showers
Don't want to know what that means


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 06:47 [Preview] No.976016 del
>>976014
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pB2sZ1YbTqY [Embed]


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 06:48 [Preview] No.976017 del
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dindins


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 06:52 [Preview] No.976018 del
>>976017
Lovely. Where are the green beans or asparagus spears?


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 06:55 [Preview] No.976019 del
>>976018
I don't own any of that.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 07:07 [Preview] No.976020 del
Might perform a hostile takeover of UMM pty and then demote Cruisey to mong arse wiper (3rd class) and give his old job to nuro.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 07:07 [Preview] No.976021 del
Might try this HP sauce. God willing I dont regret it.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 07:07 [Preview] No.976022 del
>>976021
Good luck NEET.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 07:08 [Preview] No.976023 del
Poor risk assessment is a hallmark of the toiletNEETs. Reckless. They'll put anything in there.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 07:09 [Preview] No.976024 del
>>976020
Might let you think you're doing that.


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NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 07:11 [Preview] No.976026 del
>>976024
All your mongs are belong to us.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 07:11 [Preview] No.976027 del
>>976025
He was probably chasing something else lost up there. Many such cases.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 07:11 [Preview] No.976028 del
>>976021
I'm not a fan. Tastes like a fruitier, thicker worchestershire sauce.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 07:14 [Preview] No.976029 del
>>976026
This is how I got my last cow. Find me in the inner circle.


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>>976029
I know all about the inner circle already.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 07:19 [Preview] No.976032 del
>>976031
Only the elite mongs do.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 07:20 [Preview] No.976033 del
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>>975914
Once that NEET purchases those bitches off their russian pimp he will put them to work on the goldfields.


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NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 07:22 [Preview] No.976035 del
>>976033
Are slavic women actually good for anything? We should consult shibs on this.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 07:25 [Preview] No.976036 del
We swapped nuro for 5.75 russian whores for a while once.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 07:43 [Preview] No.976037 del
>>976036
Did anyone notice the difference?


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 07:44 [Preview] No.976038 del
Tempted to upgrade my computer again. This time i am considering
>tiny monitor for discord
>16 core AMD CPU
>more ram
>much more storage


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 07:45 [Preview] No.976039 del
>>976037
One of the NEETs fell in love with Svetlana.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 07:46 [Preview] No.976040 del
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NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 07:48 [Preview] No.976041 del
Cruisey can we get some real prossies to visit the NEET compound?


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 07:48 [Preview] No.976042 del
>>976038
Yeah Discord is getting more bloated by the day. Consider a HPC for future proofing.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 07:48 [Preview] No.976043 del
>>976040
I would have sex with her but then I would feel ashamed of myself.


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NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 07:52 [Preview] No.976045 del
>>976041
I call dibbs on the boong at the back


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 07:52 [Preview] No.976046 del
>>976042
What is a hpc?


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 07:54 [Preview] No.976047 del
>>976046
Harry Potter Computer


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 07:56 [Preview] No.976048 del
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I was thinking about getting a whore tonight but their website seems not to be working.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 07:56 [Preview] No.976049 del
>>976046
Hairy penis comb.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.976050 del
>>976047
Your a computer harry


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.976051 del
>>976048
Must be one of Ovaltine's servers


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.976052 del
Wish I could hang out at my favourite place to meet hot homeless women, the library, but they all close early on friday nights. What can I do with myself?


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 07:59 [Preview] No.976053 del


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 08:00 [Preview] No.976054 del
>>976052
Go look under bridges or in abandoned buildings


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 08:03 [Preview] No.976055 del
When my brother worked at a library in a bad home area they had a major problem with women leaving their kids there and then taking off for the day.
They had to call the cops and social workers regularly.


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NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 08:06 [Preview] No.976058 del
>>975998
Bear cheese, bear honey. Beras make the best products.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 08:07 [Preview] No.976059 del
And when my mum worked at a library in the 40s yes I'm an old cunt fuck you they would let the tramps inside in winter but if they fell asleep they would poke them with a stick to wake them up so they didn't piss themselves.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 08:09 [Preview] No.976060 del
>>976055
Those kids grew up to be the literary giants we read and ponder today.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 08:11 [Preview] No.976061 del
>>976059
I presume the tramps were drunk?


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 08:11 [Preview] No.976062 del
>>976059
Just how old are you, NOOT?


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NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 08:14 [Preview] No.976064 del
>>976062
He is trolling u. it would make him between 75 and 85


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 08:17 [Preview] No.976065 del
>>976064
He could be 59, if she started working at the library at age 15 in 1949 and had him when she was 33.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 08:20 [Preview] No.976066 del
>>976064
>>976065
There is no shame.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 08:21 [Preview] No.976067 del
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>>976065
Wouldnt that make that NEET a boomer tho?


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 08:22 [Preview] No.976068 del
>>976061
Yes.
>>976062
50.
>>976065
It was probably the 50s she worked there on reflection but I remembered the story as the 40s.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 08:23 [Preview] No.976069 del
>>976067
no, you dumb dumb


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 08:25 [Preview] No.976070 del
>tfw wish I was 50 again


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 08:27 [Preview] No.976071 del
>>976070
50 is the new 35 and 35 means yes.


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NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 08:43 [Preview] No.976073 del
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>>975767
Sent U email


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 08:47 [Preview] No.976074 del
I bet this is all just a plot by the BO to get emails.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 08:49 [Preview] No.976075 del
>>976073
Long email?


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 08:53 [Preview] No.976076 del
>>976075
Bet it was a sex one.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 08:54 [Preview] No.976077 del
>>976076
I always imagine him tapping away on a type writer with all the sound effects. As he hits that return key one last time
>tab closed


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 08:59 [Preview] No.976078 del
Running out of grog. Feeling woed about being a fuck up neet loser.


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NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 09:08 [Preview] No.976080 del
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Weber, I want you to do this to me tomorrow.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 09:09 [Preview] No.976081 del
Oh boy, here comes trouble (me)


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 09:09 [Preview] No.976082 del
>>976080
I don't think he is into that. Vile.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 09:13 [Preview] No.976083 del
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NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 09:16 [Preview] No.976084 del
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>the one time a nigger follows a lawful order


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.976085 del
>>976078
me too
didnt have any alcohol today though


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.976086 del
>>976082
I'm not.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 09:19 [Preview] No.976087 del
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Cruisey I wanna go through the gay beam machine!


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.976088 del
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Should go to bed early.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.976089 del
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NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 09:25 [Preview] No.976091 del
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NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 09:28 [Preview] No.976092 del


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 09:28 [Preview] No.976093 del
>>976087
You just need the right app


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 09:28 [Preview] No.976094 del
>>976088
Poor fella.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 09:29 [Preview] No.976096 del
>>976089
Based.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 09:31 [Preview] No.976097 del
>>976088
Looks AI to me.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 09:32 [Preview] No.976098 del
>>976097
Is this AI?


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 09:34 [Preview] No.976099 del


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 09:39 [Preview] No.976100 del
>>976098
Yes, because vegetables aren't real.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 09:39 [Preview] No.976101 del
>>976097
squirrels arent real

Had the chance to get half a wheel of very good blue vein cheexe for $50 but passed it up.

Regrets now that I'm sanckish

however for some reason I have a plethora of parmesan including aged parmesan.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 09:43 [Preview] No.976102 del
>>976101
Snow sliding off the car as it was a mattress isn't real.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 09:46 [Preview] No.976103 del
>>976101
It would have went straight to the arse.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 09:47 [Preview] No.976104 del
Good night.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 09:48 [Preview] No.976105 del
>>976104
Night fella.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 09:50 [Preview] No.976106 del
Had mcgomald ice cfszm and two chreseburger


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 09:51 [Preview] No.976107 del
>>976104
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 09:51 [Preview] No.976108 del
>>976106
>two chreseburger
The correct serving size is three.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 09:58 [Preview] No.976109 del
>>976106
Sounds nice.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 10:03 [Preview] No.976110 del
>>976056
My favourite movie ever. And the hot blooded latina chica is played by a jewess.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 10:09 [Preview] No.976111 del
>>976108
Maybe for you skinny jobseeker. execs like me eat 3 cheese burgers as an entrée


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 10:18 [Preview] No.976112 del
I fucking despise our government. I shouldn't have to get mandatory car insurance what a load of bull to the motherfucking shit man.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 10:27 [Preview] No.976113 del
>>976112
How does boong car insurance work?


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 10:29 [Preview] No.976114 del
>>976112
Just drive without it and tell the police you're a sovereign citizen and something something naval law.
>>976113
Boong accidents are considered acts of God.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 10:31 [Preview] No.976115 del
The brothel has their website fixed.
That was much quicker than ovaltine is.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 10:35 [Preview] No.976116 del
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Had a plan for the evening, but can't find the energy to do any of it now.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 10:50 [Preview] No.976117 del
>>976116
Save your energy for tomorrow.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 10:52 [Preview] No.976118 del
might have a slep


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 10:53 [Preview] No.976119 del
>>976118
Night neet


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 10:55 [Preview] No.976120 del
>>976117
I can never get anything done, don't understand why.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 10:59 [Preview] No.976121 del
>>976120
You should hire a life coach.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 11:03 [Preview] No.976122 del


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 11:16 [Preview] No.976124 del
>>976121
I can't afford nuro, and anybody cheaper wouldn't be able to fix my problems.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 11:41 [Preview] No.976125 del
>>976124
I can follow you around hitting you with a stick and screaming at you for free if it would help.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 14:36 [Preview] No.976126 del
Oh NEETs. What an ordeal. Life. Woe. Ethnic. Uncleansed. Let my emo side show. Get it together. Cant fathom the drama.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 19:36 [Preview] No.976128 del
Only the farts are blasting out of me.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 19:51 [Preview] No.976129 del
>>976128
Good morning, fella.
Not sure if all the NEETs will find ausneets today. .org is down


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 19:58 [Preview] No.976130 del
>>976129
GMN
Took me a while. #MongLyfe

Is Monk working on a new feature?


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 20:02 [Preview] No.976131 del
>>976130
Clouds gettin computin.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 20:17 [Preview] No.976132 del
>>976131
Monk's area of expertise.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 20:21 [Preview] No.976133 del
Cruisey I wanna the McGangBang


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 20:40 [Preview] No.976134 del
>>976133
God I hate Australian women.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 20:41 [Preview] No.976135 del
>>976126
I have a skin tag on my inner thigh that is sore and getting bigger.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 21:38 [Preview] No.976136 del
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Good Morning NEETs.
Board wasnt working for a bit, might delet my system32 file


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NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 21:40 [Preview] No.976138 del
>>976136
I see you postin. It's workin.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 21:53 [Preview] No.976139 del
Got some hotdogs, buns, and cola at Aldi.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 22:00 [Preview] No.976140 del
>>976139
Aboriginal hotdogs, buns, and cola?


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 22:06 [Preview] No.976141 del
>>976140
Plenty fast food in the bush ay


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NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 22:07 [Preview] No.976143 del
>>976141
That looks like a slow food. Roos are probably faster.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 22:09 [Preview] No.976144 del


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 22:13 [Preview] No.976145 del
>>976143
You'll note the filthy bastards didn't even gut the lizard before cooking it.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 22:18 [Preview] No.976146 del
morning cuz's, what's going on today?


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 22:25 [Preview] No.976147 del
is the 1970s star trek cartoon any good?


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NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 22:36 [Preview] No.976149 del
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Good morning NEETs.


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NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 22:49 [Preview] No.976152 del
rubbed some more mineral oil into the wood


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 22:51 [Preview] No.976153 del
>>976152
What wood is this NEET?


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 22:57 [Preview] No.976154 del
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>>976153
the wooden scales on the two Buck-style folding knives that belonged to fatherbot
the small one is 3" closed and the big one is 6.5" closed


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 23:07 [Preview] No.976155 del
need some coffee, then i'll make plans for the day


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 23:07 [Preview] No.976156 del
>>976154
Very nice.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 23:07 [Preview] No.976157 del
>>976142
it's on news.com.au now
probably a diversion so trump can bomb iran or something


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 23:09 [Preview] No.976158 del
>>976156
not sure whether to polish the brass or not
they'll tarnish with use, so it's kind of pointless


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 23:10 [Preview] No.976159 del
>>976157
why would epstien offer to set bill gates up with money and a career boost?


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 23:11 [Preview] No.976160 del
>>976157
also he's put a jew back in charge of the central bank, jerome powell was the first non jewish guy there in many years


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 23:14 [Preview] No.976161 del
>>976159
dunno
it is always kind of curious when none of these big name people take legal action over this kind of publicity though.. tends to speak to guilt or fear at what further discovery processes might bring to light


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 23:23 [Preview] No.976164 del
>>976159
gates has been kvetching about the massive cuts to foreign aid, millions of nigger kids are going to die because of the cuts etc, maybe this is trump's way of punishing him


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 23:27 [Preview] No.976165 del
>>976137
Monk got his for free


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 23:28 [Preview] No.976166 del
>>976138
.org was still doing host error


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 23:31 [Preview] No.976167 del
>>976133
She doesn't even shut up when she eats.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 23:34 [Preview] No.976168 del
>>976154
I like the little babby knife.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 23:37 [Preview] No.976169 del
>>976133
I closed the tab as soon as she started talking. Horrible creature.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 23:40 [Preview] No.976170 del
I want to see her get gangbanged.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 23:44 [Preview] No.976171 del
>>976168
It's a useful little knife. Too bad even a little utility knife like that will get you rhetorically raped by the police and judiciary.


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 23:46 [Preview] No.976172 del
>>976166
delete your system32 folder in C drive


NEET 01/30/2026 (Fri) 23:49 [Preview] No.976173 del
Possum came into my house and downloaded some terrorist manuals and boong porn onto my hard drive, once.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 00:03 [Preview] No.976174 del
How do I stop google from fucking my search experience with ads?


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 00:04 [Preview] No.976175 del
>>976174
Google is unsalvageable at this point in time, NEET.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 00:19 [Preview] No.976176 del
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might watch this again. I'm sure I would like it as much as I did when i was a shorty.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 00:39 [Preview] No.976177 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=h5kWDOuY2Uo [Embed]


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 00:44 [Preview] No.976178 del
Third goon and sesh inbound. No hope for me. Tomorrow etc.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 00:58 [Preview] No.976179 del
>>976176
Go for it NEET.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 00:59 [Preview] No.976180 del
>>976178
You are a good fella. Stop that negative self talk.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 01:17 [Preview] No.976181 del
>>976180
yes, he needs to stop being a silly sausage


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 01:17 [Preview] No.976182 del
Two hotdogs consumed over the sink.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 01:28 [Preview] No.976183 del
>>976182
I havent posted a pic today
I had ham, mayo, lemon thyme salt, on bread


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 01:30 [Preview] No.976184 del
>>976183
>on bread
an open sandwich?


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 01:33 [Preview] No.976185 del
Decided not to take a pixxa out of the freexer for tonight. Too much fresh leftovers to be eaten down. I discovered a jar of sprats had popped it seal so I need to start on those. Fridge pongs of kraut, sprats and parmesan.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 01:33 [Preview] No.976186 del
>>976182
>over the sink.
Five star NEET dining.

>>976183
>lemon thyme salt
Very fancy.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 01:44 [Preview] No.976187 del
>>976185
Weren't (you) fucking off to your safespace nazitrump passworded board?


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 01:46 [Preview] No.976188 del
I almost beat Nuro at chess but the poor guy had a coughing spasam and upset the pieces on the board, once.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 02:01 [Preview] No.976189 del
>tfw severely depressed and anxious


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 02:03 [Preview] No.976190 del
>tfw 31 days no beers or cigs
I got some weed yesterday but haven’t touched it. Given my luck lately I will probably give myself schizophrenia if I start Seshing again, should probably flush it.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 02:04 [Preview] No.976191 del
>>976190
I'll test it out for you


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 02:06 [Preview] No.976192 del
>>976184
Yes, with some on top.
>>976185
>pongs of kraut, sprats and parmesan.
Heh strong funk
>>976186
I think its for fish


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 02:10 [Preview] No.976193 del
>>976191
it’s sour diesel


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 02:11 [Preview] No.976194 del
>>976193
It'll lubricate your new valve


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NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 02:22 [Preview] No.976196 del
>>976195
>booed by entire crowd
Sounded like about 5% of them.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 02:26 [Preview] No.976197 del
>>976196
G'day Albo!


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 02:33 [Preview] No.976198 del
>>976197
I would have liked it if everyone had booed and maybe even thrown things at him. But it didn't happen. We must see the world as it is, not how we wish it to be.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 02:40 [Preview] No.976199 del
might layout my plywood
circular saw says the distance from the edge of the plate to the blade is 100mm, but it's actually 98.55mm
no wonder everything is fucked in the world


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 02:42 [Preview] No.976200 del
that saw is gonna insta fuck your wood. But try going backwards instead to get less splintering.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 02:42 [Preview] No.976201 del
and get rid of the safety guard


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 02:44 [Preview] No.976202 del
>>976200
i'm going to tape both sides before the cut
not my first rodeo
i built a hole remember


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 02:46 [Preview] No.976203 del
>>976202
>tape the hole
that wont do shit unless the tape is 3mm thick and epoxy bonded to the wood.
you need a slow jigsaw with a fine blade to do that properly. or one of those circ saws with the contra rotating blades, going backwards. just do a test strip first if you dont believe me. Consult Nuro.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 02:47 [Preview] No.976204 del
>>976202
When is the hole being finished?


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 02:49 [Preview] No.976205 del
>>976190
Do you buy it IRL or on the web?


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 02:53 [Preview] No.976206 del
>>976199
I can follow you around hitting you with a stick and screaming at you for free if it would help.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 02:55 [Preview] No.976207 del
Might install MS Office and the crack. What could go wrong?


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 03:21 [Preview] No.976208 del
>>976204
When it's not 400 million degrees outside.

>>976206
I don't think it would.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 03:41 [Preview] No.976209 del
>>976208
I will give you a reminder when the weather seems suitable.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 03:43 [Preview] No.976210 del
Which website is best for local weather forecasts and info?

I use weatherzone.com.au but they successfully blocked me for using adblockers and now that I have disabled them the page is filled with ads like it is 2005 again. I even get full screen overlay ones I have to click out of.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 03:45 [Preview] No.976211 del
>>976210
Motherbat prints off the BOM page a week in advance and then complains when the weather is wrong.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 03:47 [Preview] No.976212 del
>>976209
Thank you. I should actually work on things instead of rotting in front of a screen.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 03:48 [Preview] No.976213 del
>>976211
Another use for that printer of hers.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 03:49 [Preview] No.976214 del
When I dampen the surface of my cheapo chipboard with fake wood grain surface dining table to clean it, it exudes a very strong odour reminiscent of the one when you crush a millipede.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 03:55 [Preview] No.976215 del
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>>976196
He was getting booed before he even became PM


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 03:58 [Preview] No.976216 del
>>976176
Have you seen mysterious cities of gold by the same studio?


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 04:03 [Preview] No.976217 del
>>976216
>mysterious cities of gold
That was a good one. Good theme song too.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=TKdMUum6NzY [Embed]


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 04:06 [Preview] No.976218 del


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 04:07 [Preview] No.976219 del
>>976218
kek those were good back in the day.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 04:07 [Preview] No.976220 del
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Might move to a martial arts monastery in the himalayas and study real hard for 10 years.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 04:10 [Preview] No.976221 del
>>976218
Golden times, people were more tolerant of rape and those who spoke out against rape looked like fools.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 04:17 [Preview] No.976222 del
>>976217
Yeah, it had an excellent 80s synth soundtrack, I used to listen to it all the time

https://youtube.com/watch?v=V9WiKH6csPM [Embed]


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 04:27 [Preview] No.976223 del
>>976210
I just go here now

https://reg.bom.gov.au/nsw/forecasts/map7day.shtml
https://reg.bom.gov.au/vic/
https://reg.bom.gov.au/sa/forecasts/map7day.shtml
and click on whatever city to get detailed 7 day forecast
Current temp I use https://reg.bom.gov.au/products/national_radar_sat.loop.shtml
click on nearest city and select Weather observations to get current temps


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 04:32 [Preview] No.976224 del
I want to take Weber caving one day


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 04:33 [Preview] No.976225 del
>>976224
You just want to get him stuck so you can play with his bum.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 04:35 [Preview] No.976226 del
I thought Cruisey was inviting me to go Spelunking but later on I realised I had misunderstood him.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 04:37 [Preview] No.976227 del
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I want to wank but my coomer brain is so fried by years of gooning that no porn interests me any more.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 04:38 [Preview] No.976228 del
>>976227
You need a tolerance break. One month nofap.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 04:39 [Preview] No.976229 del
>>976227
I frequently close the tab after 30 seconds because I now find it gross and the women wont shut the fuck up.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 04:40 [Preview] No.976230 del


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 04:40 [Preview] No.976231 del
>>976227
>no porn interests me any more
Good, porn is satanic. Don't let the jews control you like that


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 04:41 [Preview] No.976232 del
>>976229
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dn2OP8-Cp3I [Embed]


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 04:41 [Preview] No.976233 del
>>976227
Have a wank to a tetrahedron and you will never look back.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 04:42 [Preview] No.976234 del
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25 bucks to stay here for 12 months.
Doesn't matter what you can offer the country.
Doesn't matter that we are in a housing crisis.
25 bucks and you're in.
They'll all end up getting some sort of bridging visa that leads them to stay here for at least 10 years, probably life.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 04:44 [Preview] No.976235 del
>>976233
have a wank while sitting on a hexagonal pyramid


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 04:44 [Preview] No.976236 del
>>976234
Make cannibalism great again.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 04:59 [Preview] No.976237 del
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Done two poos today.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 05:00 [Preview] No.976238 del
I haven't had a sober night in a few weeks. I'm going to try to not drink today. I'm already a few hours in. Seems doable.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 05:22 [Preview] No.976239 del
>>976238
Might as well wait until the new year to start again.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 05:22 [Preview] No.976240 del
Might start a ska revival band.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 05:30 [Preview] No.976241 del
sarah michelle gellar reminds me of david duchovny from certain angles, they all look alike


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 05:57 [Preview] No.976243 del
I had two of those Musashi high protein bars. 90g of protein in about 15 minutes. Painful poos await.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 06:00 [Preview] No.976245 del
>>976244
The police missed both her remains and her phone when they searched at the time. Pretty poor job. Civilians had to do it all years later.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 06:01 [Preview] No.976246 del
>>976245
Cops aren't expected to actually help civilians


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 06:06 [Preview] No.976247 del
>>976245
compare that to the tens of millions they spent looking for desmond


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 06:12 [Preview] No.976248 del
feel too fucked up today to do anything


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 06:17 [Preview] No.976249 del
>>976247
And they didn't find his remains either. Some bushwalker will find them.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 06:24 [Preview] No.976250 del
>>976249
He's alive and gathering his forces for the revolution.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 06:24 [Preview] No.976251 del
I used WD40 to remove the unsightly glue residue from when I pulled off the water and electricity star rating stickers from my washing machine about ten years ago. I finally got around to it.
It looks good now. Shockingly clean. It will take some getting used to.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 06:26 [Preview] No.976252 del
>>976238
Hows the itching?


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 06:30 [Preview] No.976253 del
Not him, but I haven't had a drink since Thursday. Can't afford to. I put sugar on my weetbix today instead.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 06:31 [Preview] No.976254 del
My cock, Weber! My cock! I want to cry it from the tower, "Weber! My cock, Weber!".


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 06:36 [Preview] No.976255 del
No! Not my arse, Weber! Please Weber, not my arse! Not my arse, Weber!


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 06:37 [Preview] No.976256 del
>>976254
>>976255
These posts make me feel uncomfortable.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 06:37 [Preview] No.976257 del
>>976253
>I put sugar on my weetbix today
Well la di da! Look at mister moneybags here that can afford weetbix.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 06:38 [Preview] No.976258 del
>>976257
I put them in Motherbat's trolley when I took her to the supermarket on Wednesday, if you must know.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 06:39 [Preview] No.976259 del
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NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 06:40 [Preview] No.976260 del
Has anyone tried the Aldi brand weet bix? They look pretty similar.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 06:41 [Preview] No.976261 del
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I'd like some cheesecake, but only 1 slice, not sure where to get it


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 06:41 [Preview] No.976262 del
>>976258
You were entitled to a reward for running her about. I hope you bought the big box.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 06:41 [Preview] No.976263 del
>>976260
Yeah, they're just as good but cheaper


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 06:42 [Preview] No.976264 del
>>976261
You've earned yourself an entire cheesecake


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 06:43 [Preview] No.976265 del
Do any of you NEETs prefer Vita Brits to Weet-bix?


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 06:43 [Preview] No.976266 del
>>976262
It was the $5 middle size box that has like 3 rows of bix.
I also have a small container of Greens pancake mix that was purchased for Niecebot but unused. I shall have those tomorrow morning.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 06:44 [Preview] No.976267 del
>>976265
I prefer whichever one is cheaper


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 06:45 [Preview] No.976268 del
>>976265
I prefer sasauges and bacon and eggs and hash browns and baked beans. And some beef patties when I'm feeling norty.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 06:46 [Preview] No.976269 del
I eat museli instead of weet-bix. If you're going to go to the trouble of subjecting yourself to something healthy for breakfast, may as well be museli.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 06:47 [Preview] No.976270 del
>>976269
>healthy
I'm not sure weet-bix is healthy to be honest. It is just wheat. It could be worse I suppose.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 06:56 [Preview] No.976271 del
You should all be eating double servings of All-bran and doing big poos.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 06:58 [Preview] No.976272 del
>>976270
Its got heaps of sugar.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 07:03 [Preview] No.976273 del
Just remembered the taste of LA ice cola
🤮🤮🤮


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 07:07 [Preview] No.976274 del
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>>976272
Bollocks


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 07:12 [Preview] No.976275 del
>>976274
Where do they sell Weet-Bix that speaks french?


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 07:15 [Preview] No.976276 del
>>976275
Weet-Bix is exported to over 22 countries.
France and French-Canada would be my first guesses.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 07:16 [Preview] No.976277 del
>>976274
3% of total weight


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 07:16 [Preview] No.976278 del
French is an official language in 29 countries across multiple continents, with the highest concentration of speakers located in Africa, followed by Europe, North America, and Oceania. Major French-speaking nations include Canada (Quebec), Belgium, Switzerland, Luxembourg, Monaco, Haiti, and various African nations such as the Democratic Republic of the Congo, Senegal, Cameroon, and Côte d'Ivoire


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 07:20 [Preview] No.976279 del
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Thinking about Nuro...


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 07:26 [Preview] No.976280 del
>>976279
He's gone neet.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 07:30 [Preview] No.976281 del
My speakers have a lot of static.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 07:37 [Preview] No.976282 del
>>976281
All the time or when you touch the knobs?


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 07:43 [Preview] No.976283 del
>>976282
All the time. Everything I play.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 07:58 [Preview] No.976284 del
>>976280
Where did he go?
>>976277
Yeah, about half a gram per biscuit. That is far from heaps you lying minda.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 08:01 [Preview] No.976285 del
>>976246
Cops exist to prevent the people from forming vigilante militias. They don't really care about crime except insofar as it encourages such militias to form.
>>976249
There is little reason to believe he is dead. He probably just kayaked away and is hiding somewhere. Who knows what he will do in the long run. His gook wife might have valuable connections overseas or in their gook diaspora community here.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 08:02 [Preview] No.976286 del
>>976224
All you need is a warm Chux


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 08:03 [Preview] No.976287 del
>>976228
>>976229
>>976231
>>976233
I had a wank to Carly Jane. I have become fond of that girl. These IG girls do it for me in a way that actual pornstars don't.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 08:03 [Preview] No.976288 del
>>976251
Rub it each time as a reminder.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 08:05 [Preview] No.976289 del
I don't see the appeal of monkey pussy. Cruisedog is such an odd fellow.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 08:06 [Preview] No.976290 del
>>976289
He understands the economics of tugs.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 08:06 [Preview] No.976291 del
The washing machine has stopped. I am able to have a shower and put on clean - if wet - clothes.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 08:07 [Preview] No.976292 del
>>976291
DampNEET


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 08:10 [Preview] No.976293 del
I can't find my fucking measuring tape.
I might be forced to abuse weber out of frustration.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 08:10 [Preview] No.976294 del
>>976292
Is it a bad thing to do?


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 08:11 [Preview] No.976295 del
>>976294
If you like the smell, no.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 08:17 [Preview] No.976296 del
FUCKING TAPE MEASURE


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 08:18 [Preview] No.976297 del
>>976296
Cut your finger?


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 08:20 [Preview] No.976298 del
>>976284
I got told off for putting too much sugar on them, because theyre full of it. Same as milk with the hot water. Its just for colour.
Full of sugar.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 08:20 [Preview] No.976299 del
>>976297
I can't find the tape measure.
It is one of those dressmakers ones so it isn't a hazard.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 08:20 [Preview] No.976300 del
>>976298
You are mentally ill.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 08:22 [Preview] No.976301 del
>>976293
Is it a bad thing to do?


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 08:23 [Preview] No.976302 del
>>976289
>monkey pussy
Imagine the smell.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 08:23 [Preview] No.976303 del
Not sure if I can be fucked going to the gym today. I have only been once this month so I need to go I guess.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 08:24 [Preview] No.976304 del
>>976303
You’ll feel better afterwards


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 08:25 [Preview] No.976305 del
>>976299
Try to think like a tape measure. If you were one where were you hang out?


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 08:27 [Preview] No.976306 del
Saturday night. Might go to a fancy ice cream place, get one ice cream for me, one for my waifu.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 08:31 [Preview] No.976307 del
>>976306
I stay in on Saturday nights. If I go out the drunken normies make fun of me.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 08:35 [Preview] No.976308 del


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 08:37 [Preview] No.976309 del
>>976293
I've got 4 or 5 of them and sometimes I can't find any of them, and I had about 10 of those big builders pencils but they go missing as well, I think someone may be stealing them.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 08:38 [Preview] No.976310 del
>>976303
Lift a few kilos for me please.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 08:39 [Preview] No.976311 del
>>976307
With me wearing my best 5xl SS death's head uniform and my waifu anime body pillow by my side none will dare make fun of us.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 08:42 [Preview] No.976312 del
>>976311
You would look very intimidating.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 08:50 [Preview] No.976313 del
>>976308
I had not heard of him.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 09:12 [Preview] No.976314 del
>>976313
Oh well.
He has interesting takes on stuff.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 09:34 [Preview] No.976315 del
Good night.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 09:41 [Preview] No.976316 del
A flock of cockies passed over. The noise was shocking.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 09:42 [Preview] No.976317 del
>>976315
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 09:43 [Preview] No.976318 del
Lots of varg videos lately


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 09:48 [Preview] No.976319 del
>>976216
I saw that one. I didnt know it was the same studio. It was really charming to watch as a kid. I missed the last episode of ulysses 31 and im glad I lived long enough to have the chance to finally see it.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 09:49 [Preview] No.976320 del
>>976316
air borne shit heads


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 09:58 [Preview] No.976321 del
Driven to the gym.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 10:00 [Preview] No.976322 del
>>976305
I found it. I put it in the box I keep my keys, wallet etc. in. I must've put it there so I'd find it easily.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 10:16 [Preview] No.976323 del
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I got some firewood. Its very high quality so I paid a premium. Might have to go back to get some more. Its a long drive tho. Very heavy logs. Felt like a tuff cunt stacking them. Lots of dust and bark to deal with. Having tea, beans chips and sprats. Put a bit of HP sauce on the chips. Its alright.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 10:16 [Preview] No.976324 del
wtching harry potter on the tele


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 10:17 [Preview] No.976325 del
I want to show nuro the amp and speaker setup but also need the aux cable to arrive


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 10:19 [Preview] No.976326 del
>>976323
Is collecting your own firewood not an option?


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 10:19 [Preview] No.976327 del
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>>976323
Should have used one of these before cutting into segments.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 10:20 [Preview] No.976328 del
>>976323
Nice wood NEET


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 10:25 [Preview] No.976329 del
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>>976321
Have a good lift.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 10:28 [Preview] No.976330 del
>>976326
I dont have a big ass chainsaw and you cant just go out and cut it because cunts get all posessive about it and get you in trouble. Plus all the easy stuff is gone and you need to go on the tracks deep into the hills, you need a truck to do it viably.
>>976327
they are half dry because they were sitting on the wet ground. I am gonna dry them in a sunny corner and they should be ready to split by august when you start burning them.
>>976328
i am gonna go back tomorrow to get more, the rest of the shit on facebook looks like crap.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 10:39 [Preview] No.976331 del
>>976315
Night fella.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.976332 del
Couldn't get to the gym because my membership has expired. Fucking hell. The world wants me to be a boong.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 10:52 [Preview] No.976333 del
Might become a school prefect.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 10:59 [Preview] No.976334 del
>>976333
Head Boy.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 11:00 [Preview] No.976335 del
>>976332
That's bad luck NEET. Do you have the funds to renew?


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.976336 del
Going to bed. Weather is gonna shit itself tomorrow.
Good Night.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 11:02 [Preview] No.976337 del
>>976336
Good night.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 11:10 [Preview] No.976338 del
>>976336
Going to bed. Webber is gonna shit himself tomorrow.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 11:11 [Preview] No.976339 del
>>976338
Good night Webby.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 11:39 [Preview] No.976340 del
>>976339
not me


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 11:43 [Preview] No.976342 del
>>976341
>flying chair
Arab countries are safer with their carpets.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 11:45 [Preview] No.976343 del
>>976342
I saw an arab beating a carpet the other day. I said "what's the matter, mate, won't she start?"


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 11:47 [Preview] No.976344 del
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NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 12:28 [Preview] No.976345 del
>>976341
Looks like a fun night out.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 15:47 [Preview] No.976346 del
woke up in the middle of he night, why does this keep happening?


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 18:14 [Preview] No.976347 del
>>976324
Good decision.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 18:17 [Preview] No.976348 del
>>976341
Beautiful story. Security guard having a good laugh was nice too.

>>976343
kek


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 18:31 [Preview] No.976349 del
>>976341
More video of it.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 18:59 [Preview] No.976350 del
>>976349
>once he figured out how to get past the automatic door
The almost perfect security setup. I've problems with that too.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 19:50 [Preview] No.976351 del
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Good Morning NEETs
Bit more hopeful for the future.
Raining outside, cool.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 19:58 [Preview] No.976352 del
Morg


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 19:58 [Preview] No.976353 del
>>976351
Mording


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 19:59 [Preview] No.976354 del


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 19:59 [Preview] No.976355 del


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 20:52 [Preview] No.976356 del
gm neets


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 20:52 [Preview] No.976357 del
Made eight (8) pancakes and ate them with a stawberry sundae sauce.
Having a cup of tea now.
Some bad home type is doing skids nearby.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 20:54 [Preview] No.976358 del


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 21:11 [Preview] No.976359 del
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In the mood to listen to Nick Cave again.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 21:24 [Preview] No.976361 del
Cow must be happy for his Bacon and Eggs.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 21:25 [Preview] No.976363 del
>>975519
>flavor


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 21:27 [Preview] No.976364 del
>>976362
Epstein and /pol/ being linked. LOL


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 21:30 [Preview] No.976365 del
>>976362
mak u think


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 21:42 [Preview] No.976366 del


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 21:48 [Preview] No.976367 del
>>976362
Once again, anonymous imageboards are more truthful than the rest of all media.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 21:51 [Preview] No.976368 del
fukn internet keeps dropping out. I blame bandicoots chewing the wires.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 21:53 [Preview] No.976369 del
>>976368
it's possums


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 21:55 [Preview] No.976370 del
>>976369
It's always the possums.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 21:59 [Preview] No.976371 del
I want some more of those logs so I rang up the guy and I am gonna go there and get another load. Boring shit driving logs around but at least I will be bored.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 21:59 [Preview] No.976372 del
ninja kick the possum


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 22:00 [Preview] No.976373 del
>>976371
use a draw knife to get the bark off this time please


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 22:03 [Preview] No.976374 del
>>976371
>so I rang up the guy
Hit him with one of these for a discount.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 22:03 [Preview] No.976375 del
>>976373
retard take, you would use and adxe.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 22:04 [Preview] No.976376 del
>>976361
I wonder if he has noticed Cruisey is sad lately. Probably not, he sounds like he is very self-centered.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 22:04 [Preview] No.976377 del
>>976357
You're about to do some pink ones.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 22:05 [Preview] No.976378 del
>>976376
>I wonder if he has noticed Cruisey is sad lately.
He should cook extra Bacon and Eggs. Sit down and have a wholesome meal with Cow.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 22:07 [Preview] No.976379 del
>>976378
A full English would cure both of them temporarily.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 22:08 [Preview] No.976380 del
>>976379
👆💯


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 22:08 [Preview] No.976381 del
>>976375
Controversial take: This is somebody impersonating Tiffin. Not even he is so retarded as to use the word 'adxe'.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 22:15 [Preview] No.976382 del
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>First look at Lupita Nyong’o as Helen of Troy in Christopher Nolan’s Odyssey


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 22:16 [Preview] No.976385 del
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NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 22:17 [Preview] No.976386 del
>>976382
edgy

What is the moofie tonight?
When are we watching Nuremberg?


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 22:26 [Preview] No.976387 del
>>976383
>>976384
IGA I am worried your suicide isn't soon enough


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 22:27 [Preview] No.976388 del
>>976387
Just fuckoff to your safespace passworded board.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 22:40 [Preview] No.976389 del
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want some pidser for breakfast, not saying it would be good for my physical health, but it would help me mentally by giving me a reason to live.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 22:40 [Preview] No.976390 del
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NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 22:41 [Preview] No.976391 del
>>976389
might take a pixxa out for tonight


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 22:46 [Preview] No.976392 del
>>976389
>>976391
I will also have a pixxa please, large.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 22:49 [Preview] No.976393 del
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(550.09 KB 2860x2880 amelia meme 12.jpg)


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 22:50 [Preview] No.976394 del
>>976392
I will have a family one, thank you.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 22:50 [Preview] No.976395 del
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NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 23:14 [Preview] No.976396 del
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NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 23:16 [Preview] No.976397 del
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NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 23:17 [Preview] No.976398 del
procrastination demons have me hard today neets, literally cannot do anything, no hope of achieving anything, it's all too hard


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 23:18 [Preview] No.976399 del


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 23:19 [Preview] No.976400 del
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>>976397
ICE ICE BABY


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 23:19 [Preview] No.976401 del
>>976398
we should get drunk and shitpost


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 23:22 [Preview] No.976402 del


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 23:24 [Preview] No.976403 del
>>976401
I'm already so retarded I don't even need to drnk


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 23:25 [Preview] No.976404 del
Worried that as endchan's cpatchas get harder and harder we're missing out on the hardcore drunken posts from neets too gooned to be able to figure out the captcha


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 23:26 [Preview] No.976405 del
>>976402
You're a Reichsmarschall, Hermann


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 23:26 [Preview] No.976406 del
>>976403
If you get drunk, will it go so low and into negative numbers that it reverses to maek you big brain?


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 23:27 [Preview] No.976407 del
>>976404
yes, gone are the nights of being able to mash the keyboard and hit the button


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 23:40 [Preview] No.976408 del
ok, decided to cut my todo list down to just 2 things, and I'll treat myself to ice cream. Maybe I'll do more stuff this afternoon


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 23:42 [Preview] No.976409 del
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>>976400
I didnt pick up the typo until it was pointed out.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 23:46 [Preview] No.976410 del
>>976409
This board should become an accredited learing centre.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 23:50 [Preview] No.976411 del
>>976410
We already are learn-ed men


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 23:50 [Preview] No.976412 del
>>976409
>>976410
Cruisey can set it up for us. Dr Dan and Dr Zogbot can be our treatment physicians.


NEET 01/31/2026 (Sat) 23:59 [Preview] No.976413 del
ok gonna get some pidser and ice cream, would you neets like anything?


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 00:02 [Preview] No.976414 del
>>976413
a family meat lovers with hot chili flakes and 5 litres of chocolate ice cream please


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 00:16 [Preview] No.976415 del
>>976408
Sounds like a plan.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 00:18 [Preview] No.976416 del
>>976413
2 extra large supremes, 4 garlic breds and 2L vanilla icecream please.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 00:19 [Preview] No.976417 del
>>976414
All that ice cream won't fit in your freexer neet.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 00:28 [Preview] No.976418 del
>>976417
Freexer? I'll eat the lot straight after the pixxa!


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 00:43 [Preview] No.976420 del
going to have a couple of hotdogs while waiting for neet to bring my pixxa and ice cream


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 00:53 [Preview] No.976422 del
lol
>Tesla Owners Australia
>Nathan Merritt - Admin - 1d
>This morning after multiple members suggested I start a GoFundMe campaign to fund the repairs on Mr.Sparkle after it's LV & HV failed, you can now contribute to keep Mr.Sparkle on the road, 417,000km currently on the vehicle, many here want to see it exceed 500,000km.
>The car is currently sitting at Mt Gravatt, Tesla have provided a loan car during this duration, however due to the nature of my work I'm now on a forced holiday. (Doing RideShare & Ride4U ) Require separate insurances & Licences which aren't able to be bolted on to the Tesla Loan car I have.
>I've set the goal at $5,000, to start with, I have no estimates on repair costs until next week,
https://www.facebook.com/groups/teslaownersaustralia/posts/1195231472598926/

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-mrsparkle-back-on-the-road


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 00:58 [Preview] No.976423 del
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NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 00:59 [Preview] No.976424 del
>>976422
>after it's LV & HV failed
what's that?
low voltage an high voltage systems?


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 01:08 [Preview] No.976425 del
>>976423
That's discrimination.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 01:11 [Preview] No.976426 del
>>976425
It is, Cruisey, it is.
Can you help me file a complaint?


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 01:20 [Preview] No.976427 del
>>976426
You dont know one Cruisey from the next


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 01:21 [Preview] No.976428 del
>>976382
Looks like a Turk.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 01:23 [Preview] No.976429 del
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>>976423
We'll just see what clive has to say about this when he becomes PM


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 01:25 [Preview] No.976430 del
>>976427
Oh but I do


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 01:31 [Preview] No.976431 del
>>976364
>>976362
Was this a meeting with Moot or hiro?


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 01:32 [Preview] No.976432 del
>>976367
And yet we still question Nuro


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 01:32 [Preview] No.976433 del
>>976431
Moot I assume, Gook Moot was after /pol/.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 01:36 [Preview] No.976434 del
>>976404
Captcha is near impossible for the lazy boongs


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 01:40 [Preview] No.976435 del
Buying another vehicle. Hopefully this one makes money. Vim van is just a money pit.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 01:41 [Preview] No.976436 del
starting to think that neet was lying about getting us pixxas and ice cream...


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 01:41 [Preview] No.976437 del
>>976357
>eight (8) pancakes and ate them with a stawberry sundae sauce.
Sounds like a very good brekkie.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 01:42 [Preview] No.976438 del
>>976435
get a stretch hummer
multiple mongs on weekdays and prosti-thots on friday nights and weekends


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 01:42 [Preview] No.976439 del
ate my pidser and ice cream, don't feel like doing anything now


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 01:42 [Preview] No.976440 del
>>976437
it was quite good, thank you
don't mind pancakes two or three times a year


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 01:53 [Preview] No.976441 del
>>976382
the face that stole a thousand bicycles


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 01:54 [Preview] No.976442 del
Might open a kebab store


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 01:57 [Preview] No.976443 del
We will not be watching the odyssey on womboflix if helen of troy gets negressfied.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 02:02 [Preview] No.976444 del
>>976404
We should make Australia only captchas
>which driver is a fuckwit
>which bev has the most standoes
>which person is waiting for a mate
>which coin is heaviest
>what rhymes with crackers
It would work on Americans too which would make it even funnier, gumtree would probably sponsor me


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 02:03 [Preview] No.976445 del
>>976439
Good combination


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 02:06 [Preview] No.976446 del
>>976442
Good idea, all the neets will be able to call in for free kebabs.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 02:07 [Preview] No.976447 del
>>976446
and free middle eastern women


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 02:08 [Preview] No.976448 del
>>976442
need to finish the hole and get back to grilling properly


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 02:17 [Preview] No.976449 del
>tfw zesty


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 02:23 [Preview] No.976450 del
>>976448
The weather is suitable for hole work today.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 02:27 [Preview] No.976451 del


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 02:29 [Preview] No.976452 del


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 02:48 [Preview] No.976453 del
>>976451
Well reply bantered.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 02:49 [Preview] No.976454 del
There are no good websites anymore. I feel like the internet is dead


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 02:54 [Preview] No.976455 del
>>976450
That's just what cruisey said before he stealthed me in the men's toilets.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 02:59 [Preview] No.976456 del
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A quick feed.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 03:00 [Preview] No.976457 del
>>976454
There are, (you) just aren't on them


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 03:01 [Preview] No.976458 del
>>976456
Very healthy choice neet


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 03:02 [Preview] No.976459 del
(440.95 KB 640x360 tiger-king-netflix.mp4)


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 03:04 [Preview] No.976460 del
>>976456
>gf.jpeg
gluten free?


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 03:04 [Preview] No.976461 del
>>976458
almost as unhealthy as weet-bix


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 03:06 [Preview] No.976462 del
>>976456
Very nice. I haven't had any watermelon this year. The price has always made me baulk.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 03:06 [Preview] No.976463 del
>>976461
Its got less processed sugar


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 03:06 [Preview] No.976464 del
>>976459
That guy was a big meme for a while. They loved him on reddit.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 03:08 [Preview] No.976465 del
If I was Wile E. Coyote, I'd have simply inserted a dynamite stick into the Road Runner's cloaca.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 03:09 [Preview] No.976466 del
>>976465
meep meep


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 03:11 [Preview] No.976467 del
Going to watch more of the pretty girl on my picture wireless serial.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 03:12 [Preview] No.976468 del
>>976464
Go back


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 03:24 [Preview] No.976469 del
Smoke alarm kept chirping, turned it off


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 03:28 [Preview] No.976470 del
had a nap, bright eyed and bushy tailed and ready to make something of the afternoon


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 03:31 [Preview] No.976471 del
>>976470
Go for it NEET. Big productive afternoon coming up.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 03:31 [Preview] No.976472 del
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NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 03:36 [Preview] No.976473 del
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NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 03:38 [Preview] No.976474 del
>>976472
The doggo can smell that the attackers are familiar to them and friendly.
If they were strangers and there was a real smell of fear in the air they would perform better. They have slandered these doggos.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 03:40 [Preview] No.976475 del
>>976474
Those dogs might as well be cats, like their owners


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 03:47 [Preview] No.976476 del
>>976473
That's because we all experienced being yelled at by our mummybots because the ISP sent a mean letter after we downloaded our first movie


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 04:07 [Preview] No.976477 del
>>976470
I wanna rub your nose.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 04:22 [Preview] No.976479 del
Post a tik tok


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 04:23 [Preview] No.976480 del
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Look for fresh prints.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 04:24 [Preview] No.976481 del
The only good ethnic is a dead ethnic


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 04:25 [Preview] No.976482 del
Made $152.18 in interest


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 04:27 [Preview] No.976483 del
>>976482
That's good. I got 92 cents on one account and 1 cent on another.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 04:28 [Preview] No.976484 del


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 04:30 [Preview] No.976485 del
>>976483
>>976482
CashedUpNEETs


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 04:34 [Preview] No.976487 del


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 04:35 [Preview] No.976488 del
(1.71 MB 576x1024 1.mp4)


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 04:37 [Preview] No.976489 del
>>976488
Handsome fella!


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 04:38 [Preview] No.976490 del
>>976486
That roll of devon looked like dog food.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 04:39 [Preview] No.976491 del
>>976488
The day Weber identified her and the fact she was married was one of the funniest days on here in recent years.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 04:40 [Preview] No.976492 del
>>976490
Never look at how the sausage is made.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 04:42 [Preview] No.976493 del
>>976491
Day of Ryan.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 04:44 [Preview] No.976494 del
>>976488
Would rape him


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 04:44 [Preview] No.976495 del
>>976493
Ryan LIED!


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 04:56 [Preview] No.976496 del
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I want to live in a place like this


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 04:59 [Preview] No.976497 del
>>976493
A date which will live in infamy.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 05:00 [Preview] No.976498 del
>>976496
Doesn't look very comfy.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 05:06 [Preview] No.976499 del
Tempted to touch my penis


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 05:06 [Preview] No.976500 del
>>976496
in one of the buildings or under the rubble?


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 05:10 [Preview] No.976501 del
>>976499
Don't, it's not worth it.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 05:11 [Preview] No.976502 del


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 05:17 [Preview] No.976503 del
>>976500
I'd start off living under the rubble and when I earn enough money from my scavenging job I'll move into one of the slum houses and raise goats.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 05:17 [Preview] No.976504 del
>>976477
That's not my nose you're rubbing.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 05:25 [Preview] No.976505 del
Dug out my bottle of Davidoff Cool Water. Need a little Nuro in my life.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 05:37 [Preview] No.976506 del
>>976488
Becoming less energetic by the day. She probably has an OF


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 05:38 [Preview] No.976507 del


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 05:41 [Preview] No.976508 del
>>976506
it's an old clip
she doesn't


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 05:42 [Preview] No.976509 del
>>976362
Was anything substantial in the new epstein files?


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 05:56 [Preview] No.976512 del
>>976509
Kevin Rudd gave AIDS to Michelle Obama


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 06:02 [Preview] No.976513 del
Watching Law and Order: Criminals in Tents on the couchbed with Cruisey tonight


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 06:05 [Preview] No.976514 del
>>976513
Be careful he doesn't scratch you, he has very long thick toenails.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 06:05 [Preview] No.976515 del
>>976512
I knew it!


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 06:07 [Preview] No.976516 del
>>976514
We trimmed each others' toenails last week :)


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 06:09 [Preview] No.976517 del
>>976516
That's not my toes you're trimming.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 06:12 [Preview] No.976518 del
Watched Alison Armstrong talk about stuff for a couple of hours. I really like her, and I think she's a feminist. Really beautiful woman. A lot can be learnt from her.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 06:16 [Preview] No.976519 del
>>976518
That is a very positive endorsement NEET. Very good mindset.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 06:16 [Preview] No.976520 del
Hi NEETs, I went and got another load of logs from that guy with the property. I think he is of peasant stock, local for where he lives and obviously comfortable in his unsophisticated life. Went to bunnings and got a handle for my adxe, but they didnt have any wedges to set it. Stopped at the country store and got a far better handle for the same price and a couple sets of wedges. Gonna try and return the chinshit handle next time go back . I hate bunnings, faggots strut around like they own the place and retards walk in front of your moving car, thier mind occupied with their smartphones and pies and sugared milk. Pissing with rain so I am waiting for it to stop hefore I unload the logs. Had a flashing check engine light and grinding sounds when I hit the brakes hard. Probably just the crazy fog and the one ton load. Pixxa for dinner, Nuro if you are here we should catch up. UwU rain stopped, work to do. Fuggen cold actually.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 06:20 [Preview] No.976521 del
>>976520
You did well today NEET.
I don't like those nasty shots at pies and sugared milk though. I felt personally attacked.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 06:25 [Preview] No.976522 del
Pies and sugared milk have made me the NEET I am today.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 06:26 [Preview] No.976523 del
>>976521
You don't need sugared milk neet. You're sweet enough already.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 06:27 [Preview] No.976524 del
>>976522
You are a fine example of the breed.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 06:29 [Preview] No.976525 del
>>976523
>You don't need sugared milk
It is all that keeps my systems functioning. I'd grind to a halt without it.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 06:29 [Preview] No.976526 del
Tempted to buy some spearmint milk


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 06:32 [Preview] No.976527 del
Might become a witcher


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 06:35 [Preview] No.976528 del
Might have a wank.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 06:38 [Preview] No.976529 del
>>976518
>A lot can be learnt from her
*learned
such as?


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 06:39 [Preview] No.976530 del
>>976518
>Really beautiful woman
Google image search isn't promising..


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 06:52 [Preview] No.976531 del
Might buy an harmonica


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 07:11 [Preview] No.976532 del
My celery went limp. So I put it in a glass of water and once again it is standing firm and proud.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 07:15 [Preview] No.976533 del
>>976532
Good work NEET. You can't do much with limp celery.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 07:27 [Preview] No.976534 del
>>976529
That women can at least try to understand. She really tries to understand men.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 07:42 [Preview] No.976535 del
>>976520
>Nuro if you are here we should catch up. UwU
This is the real reason NSN wont invite you for sleepovers.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 07:49 [Preview] No.976536 del
Pajeet food deliverer weighed down with multiple bags for the chortler family across the road. Third world physique straining under the load. Fat adults, fat children. Bottomless pits. They line up outside on the porch to welcome the slop in. The closest to happiness they experience.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 07:53 [Preview] No.976537 del
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>>976474
lol cope


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 07:53 [Preview] No.976538 del
>>976536
At least they are happy for a short time.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 07:53 [Preview] No.976539 del
>>976536
I would watch this TV show.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 07:54 [Preview] No.976540 del
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RUN NEETS GET TO THE CHOPPAH


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 07:55 [Preview] No.976541 del
>>976535
If they can't handle a neet in a 5xl SS officer uniform with an anime waifu pillow for a gf then they don't deserve their own ethnostate.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 07:56 [Preview] No.976543 del
>>976539
It would be like the Brady Bunch.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 07:57 [Preview] No.976544 del
>>976472
>chubby
Yes she is.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 07:57 [Preview] No.976545 del
BUM RASH


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 07:59 [Preview] No.976546 del


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.976547 del
>>976536
Brown hands is the only service they deserve.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.976549 del
POSSUM IS FRENCH



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