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Webm thread Bernd 06/26/2017 (Mon) 17:07:12 [Preview] No. 8407 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Bernd 10/20/2017 (Fri) 15:52:47 [Preview] No. 11316 del
Most grills can't do that and don't have any intentions to learn it. Also the stakes can be raised by juggling with other stuff liek full wine bottles. Or champagne so the opening of those will be more exciting.

>Get strong instead.
Of course this is an option but I think most of us can beat girls in arm wrestling already.

Bernd 10/20/2017 (Fri) 18:01:41 [Preview] No. 11320 del
No new webms, only old.

Bernd 10/20/2017 (Fri) 18:47:37 [Preview] No. 11323 del
That's so narrow minded. They aren't old, they're classic.

Bernd 10/21/2017 (Sat) 05:05:57 [Preview] No. 11324 del
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Bernd 10/21/2017 (Sat) 06:23:43 [Preview] No. 11325 del
She has some nice features but she must got a shot of testosterone or two to grow a jaw like that.
Bernds would have some problems if tried arm wrestling her.

rondam news Bernd 06/29/2017 (Thu) 17:20:10 [Preview] No. 8542 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
from your contry or wherever

the arbitral tribunal finally announced rulings regarding border disputes between slovenia and croatia. however, croatia claims they will ignore those rulings because they don't see them as legitimate ever since a year ago when some phone calls between one of the members of the tribunal and some irrelevant slovenian official were leaked. however the arbitration was accepted as part of ultimatum to croatia regarding eu membership.


besides the sea border dispute, most land border disputes were results of anomalies where one republic or a municipality governed land that was nominally on the other side of the republic border.

see pictures in article. it was ruled out that:
1) gulf of piran belongs to slovenia (except for a narrow strip next to croatian coast, as opposed to border going along the centreline) and the sea border continues straight out to italian waters; slovenia doesn't get a direct contact with international waters but instead a 4.6km wide corridor is assigned inside croatian waters that slovenia gets full access to
2) land border follows the dragoña river; this means that a couple of houses (most notably, joško joras, who wrote "here is slovenia too" on his house in 2002 and had some publicised breakouts with border officials) and fields, altogether 113ha that were part of slovene municipalities and were infrastructurally connected to slovenia, stay on croatian side
3) 70ha of forest on snežnik plateau forests that were part of hungary before ww1 but was anomalously reassigned to slovenia during treaty of rapallo for no reason whatsoever, remain part of slovenia
4) 335ha large piece of clay around village of drage (northern bela krajina, foothills of gorjanci), mostly forests, that was anomalously part of croatian cadadstres goes to croatia. this is right next to the worst example of bordergore on slovene border, however the ruling does nothing to resolve that. such cases.
5) the army objects on trdina peak (in gorjanci) that were seized by slovene forces during independence war get split following the internal republic borders along the ridge within yugoslavia; the radio tower is therefore on slovenian side while the barracks on croatian
6) the border along mura river follows its old riverbet from the 19th century and not the modern-day regulated course (leaving a larger part of land on croatian side)

croatia is expected to send army on its borders and slovenia is expected to go crazy on border control to prevent tourists from reaching croatia until croatia gives a statement regarding agreeing with the outcome
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Bernd 10/19/2017 (Thu) 19:31:32 [Preview] No. 11307 del
if this is true, then US is a h'wite ethnostate

Bernd 10/20/2017 (Fri) 16:12:30 [Preview] No. 11318 del
>his effeminate and weak voice
Maybe not his voice but his behavior absolutely.

>Wait, did he just call Russia an ethnostate?
Also Israel kek.

>The whole thing, speech and counter-protests is a dull farce.
When peeps went to protest against the internet-tax here that seemed to me a dull farce. It was fiercer and more dignified at the same time than what you linked. And even made more sense.

Bernd 10/20/2017 (Fri) 18:30:05 [Preview] No. 11321 del

A 14-year old kid just shot his school with a .40 handgun stolen from his parents (who are in the military), with a low score of just 2 + 4 wounded. Then he got arrested while trying to reload. Knowing our judicial system, he can't get into a regular prison and won't remain under arrest for long.
His profile was that of a typical school shooter -introverted, quiet and said to be a victim of bullying. But unlike the Realengo shooter, he shot indiscriminately instead of aiming for the girls.

>Also Israel kek.
Israel is a good example of an ethnostate, though. It's about as nationalist as a western-style democracy can be.

Bernd 10/20/2017 (Fri) 18:45:33 [Preview] No. 11322 del
Israel is not. Jews lived all over the place they are as diverse as they can be. Mizrahis, Sepharadic, Ashkenazis, they are all different even these groups aren't unified. Not the mention the Ethiops. Only the Zionists came from Russia are nationalists. They are plagued by liberals the same as any western state. They also have large Palestine minority and as Arafat stated: their real weapon is the womb of their women, they will outbirth the Jews in time.
>as nationalist as a western-style democracy can be.
Meaning none.

wetter threda Bernd 09/05/2017 (Tue) 16:39:44 [Preview] No. 9926 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
anyone else following weather and shit?

current proceedings: Irma is now cat 5, expected to trail just north of Greater Antilles and south of Florida. Jose following close by in similar track. hoping for a nice show and responsible damage control in affected parts Haiti get your shit together

websites for tracking tropical cyclones:
<but I don't understand technical terms and shit, I need something for keins

general websites:
<for keins
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Bernd 10/18/2017 (Wed) 17:49:09 [Preview] No. 11286 del
>I don't know all the letters and how numbers work
Probably some site has an explanation and table for that. Thanks.

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Lan isn't strengthening and is still cat 1.
The track looks fun though.

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Holy fuck that's a huge eye.

Bernd 10/20/2017 (Fri) 15:54:39 [Preview] No. 11317 del
So basically all of Japan will get a refreshing shower.

bolitics serios discussion – edició català Bernd 09/13/2017 (Wed) 16:32:06 [Preview] No. 10368 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Catalans have been acting pretty edgily lately. (note the correct usage of adverb there, and not the adjective) Their parliament apparently wants to illegally hold a binding referendum on independence, which is against the Spanish constitution.


Let's see what the Russian proofsters report on that.


Interdasting. It would seem the date is 1st of October. Until then, we can expect lots of backpedaling. But let us be surprised and hope something actually happens this time.
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Bernd 10/19/2017 (Thu) 17:11:44 [Preview] No. 11298 del
How does the procedure of becoming independent go?
- declaring independence
- creating own constitution
- replacing federal institutions (if any)
- establishing missing institutions (monetary, military and such)
- asking recognition from EU and other countries
- establishing foreign relations
What else? And what order?

Bernd 10/19/2017 (Thu) 17:12:13 [Preview] No. 11299 del
Not EU, but UN.

Bernd 10/19/2017 (Thu) 17:55:54 [Preview] No. 11300 del
>- establishing foreign relations
generally needs to come first, because otherwise you're fucked from the start.
normally declaring independence is done first and institutions and constitution are set up later, but I'd say it's doable the other way around as well; especially if existing federal institutions can be usurped.

Bernd 10/19/2017 (Thu) 19:15:03 [Preview] No. 11304 del
Acquiring a military or foreign relations (and not any relations, but with states that can actually help) comes first. Otherwise, independence will never take place.

Bernd 10/19/2017 (Thu) 19:28:31 [Preview] No. 11305 del
Well Slovenia managed to assemble a military in a little under a day. I guess it's doable.

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BONG Bernd 06/28/2017 (Wed) 16:49:34 [Preview] No. 8483 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
All right. Here it comes. First the ones other made then mine stuff.
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Bernd 10/17/2017 (Tue) 19:31:50 [Preview] No. 11277 del
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And to think I almost took your word for it...

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Man, I know you like gathering data on peeps but why would you save a photo about radishes?

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I saved it because radishes... they just all look so incredibly.. hnng.. oh God, Bernd, I know I have a problem! Don't judge me!

Bernd 10/19/2017 (Thu) 18:56:52 [Preview] No. 11302 del
Have I written anything '56 related last year?

Bernd 10/19/2017 (Thu) 18:57:24 [Preview] No. 11303 del
I ask coz I don't remember.

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Libre Vidya Thread Bernd 06/25/2017 (Sun) 11:20:07 [Preview] No. 8329 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Let's see your TOP 3 open source community driven games.

I personally love games involving strategy:

Warzone 2100: https://www.wz2100.net/
Great tech tree with a balance on power, research and production with a tech tree you will never complete.

OpenRA: http://www.openra.net/
Now with near complete Tiberium Sun support and RA2 soon.

Unvanquished: https://www.unvanquished.net/
An advanced FPS with a strong emphasis on team play and tactics.
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Bernd 10/18/2017 (Wed) 20:27:53 [Preview] No. 11288 del
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As I mentioned installed openMW and seems to work fine. Installed a bunch of mods tried to follow the openMW wiki. That Guar crap mod seemed to be incompatible.
I created a stealth archer and with the help of CharGen Revamped mod I started out at the Grazelands hunting the fauna and harvesting whickwheat and marshmarrow. My char is a Dunmer as it's the best choice for a Nerevarine. You see you would think an Argonian Nerevarine is the ideal as it's the most ironic choice for the incarnate of Lord Nerevar but in reality the ultimate irony comes from choosing the Dunmer because it's the most boringly obvious choice so it will guarantee to surprise the average Morrowind fan as part of some kind of a reverse-psychology.
Also I liek Dunmer hedas. Which I fucked up with Better Heads mod. Never mind tho.
Also I use the Morrowind Rebirth mod so I have to check compatibility with that too.

Bernd 10/18/2017 (Wed) 20:31:51 [Preview] No. 11289 del
aren't redguards KANGZ from across the sea to the west, or is that KANGZ tier history?

Bernd 10/19/2017 (Thu) 05:43:44 [Preview] No. 11290 del
I've no idea I'm not that familiar with TES lore I'm behind my TES readings.
I think it's a very good idea they made books readable in game - just like in Baldur's Gate - gives lot to the atmosphere. I wish I just could immerse in the game, read books and what's people has to say and waste some hours on that.

Bernd 10/19/2017 (Thu) 08:17:38 [Preview] No. 11291 del
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I often have desire to try openmw but then I remember that I've finished original game and Tribunal expansion, so it will be just another repeating.

Also I'm afraid of MW leveling system with all this "train only 3 point of one skill and 3 of other or you'll lose many good things" because it heavily sucks.

Bernd 10/19/2017 (Thu) 16:19:21 [Preview] No. 11295 del
Dunno about that leveling thingy I despise the leveling systems of all TES games I played.
Right now I use a mod called Natural Character Growth and Decay which is an openMW exclusive mod. It automatically distributes points to attributes as you level your skills. Every skill has four related weighed attributes, a major, a secondary and two minor (one being Luck). The attributes (and skills I think) can grow over hundred and it has a decay too (depending on Intelligence) which can be turned off. I chose the fastest leveling option and no decay. First I thought it will be cheating but right now intentional leveling (grinding) still seems tedious. All in all - with this short experience I have with this mod - I can say it's superior system to the original.

I've never finished a TES game (I only played Morrow, Obli and Skyrim - Obli first). It's four years since I played Morrow last time and I played it before I dunno when maybe even two times.

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Architecture Bernd 08/27/2017 (Sun) 19:41:21 [Preview] No. 9750 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
This board requires diversity of threads, so let's talk about architecture.

I'd start with stealing some images from some blog and post them there, because I can. This is photos of Soviet projects of 1920-1960s. Sometimes they look straight from Rome or WH40K, it is sad that they weren't implemented (but some of them are pretty crazy though). Modern architecture is a mistake.

1 - project of House of Soviets in Leningrad, 1936
2 - Pantheon of war partisans, project, Moscow, 1942
3 - Victory column at Manezhnaya square in Moscow, 1947
4 - project of Museum of Patriotic War on Red Square, 1943.

It is interesting that they started to draw war projects when war wasn't over.
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Sometimes I have some feels when I see classic Soviet modernist buildings from 70-80-s. They are ugly outside and inside, but I guess their interior makes me remember childhood when these things weren't renovated with "modern"-style plastic windows and shitty chinese furniture.

It is mostly about interior though.

Bernd 10/16/2017 (Mon) 15:58:34 [Preview] No. 11240 del
Das Fühl when knowing that feels. And that's exactly how those were modernized here too.
Also when you enter such library and the shelves are welded hollow section steel bars colored black with hammer or enamel paint. And the book separators are made of twisted concrete steel bars with same paint.

Bernd 10/16/2017 (Mon) 15:59:49 [Preview] No. 11241 del
I mean section separators.

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Syria War thread Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 20:54:54 [Preview] No. 10248 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Because rondam news is too small to contain it

ISIS in Deir ez-Zor got almost rekt, siege is broken.

YPG forces started their own offensive and arrived in north of Deir ez-Zor.
>US-Led Coalition ‘Will Not Allow’ Syrian Army To Cross Euphrates River In Deir Ezzor
I except they start fighting with each other soon, maybe even tomorrow, while ISIS will occasionaly bomb a car or a tank on both sides.

ISIS in eastern Homs are getting gradually removed and hopefully soon they will be containet in the east.

There was something about Israel entering Lebanon air space and Syria reacting with anti air defence but sadly I lost link to proofs.

Link to map
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Bernd 10/16/2017 (Mon) 17:59:22 [Preview] No. 11257 del
From what I understand about Israel, I believe they support Kurdistan for two reasons:
1) Kurds don't hate Israel
2) Their ongoing doctrine to destabilize (and keep destabilized) Middle Eastern countries to prevent any more Arab-Israeli Wars

However a great power Israel is, it's meaningless in the context of Kurdistan if they are unable to logistically and economically support them. Air logistics are infeasible on a mass scale, hence why land borders are so important. The same is true of any US support to an independent Kurdistan.

>How's the relations between Iran and Iraq?
I'm not an expert on this, but I imagine it to be fairly good, with them both being Shiites and generous military support from Iran to Iraq in fending off ISIS. As you've mentioned it yourself, Iran has aspirations to be a leading power, but personally I think their aspirations exceed that; they want to become a great power on par with the likes of US, China, Russia etc. If you're looking for a more in-depth analysis on this relationship I'm afraid I don't really have anything to add.

Bernd 10/16/2017 (Mon) 18:37:19 [Preview] No. 11258 del
Iran and Iraq are historically bitter rivals, but it would seem they're starting to cooperate lately.

The relationship between Kurds and Israel is more that Kurds want to lick Israel's boots in hope of getting something in return. So far, Israel has been supportive, but I don't think that's relevant in the big game.

Bernd 10/17/2017 (Tue) 05:17:16 [Preview] No. 11261 del
The future of Syria is still not clear. USA still could decide Assad has to go and a US (and Israel) friendly regime has to be installed there.

Bernd 10/17/2017 (Tue) 13:04:27 [Preview] No. 11267 del
Russia is fully committing to Syria, if not Assad. That Syria succumbs to American/Israeli influence while Russia has bases, jets, advanced AA, and advisers there is impossible.

Bernd 10/17/2017 (Tue) 18:51:37 [Preview] No. 11276 del
It's ogre, SDF have Raqqa.
>3,250 killed in Raqa battle, including 1,130 civilians: monitor
Some pockets of resistance remain and are waiting to be purged.

Goodnight /kc/, /int/ and /whatever/ Bernd 10/14/2017 (Sat) 07:02:11 [Preview] No. 11171 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Last night I've this genius idea which will revolutionize goodnightposting.
Nod really.
Post images depicting sleeping figures or dreams or such you come across wherever.
They shouldn't have to be wallpaper size.
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Bernd 10/16/2017 (Mon) 16:20:25 [Preview] No. 11244 del
>Yeah, I have two these "temporary" directories already filled,
YOu are smarter then me, I have one and it takes forever for it to load.

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Sounds like a good practice and something that really sorts out what's really important.

It's surprising how many nightmarish picture I saved compared to dreamy ones.

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>YOu are smarter then me, I have one and it takes forever for it to load.

Not really. I created second directory to help sort out first and it ended with two unsorted directories full of mess.

My house is same though, I even have my school workbooks in box somewhere. Some kind of hoarding disorder I guess.

Bernd 10/17/2017 (Tue) 12:09:19 [Preview] No. 11266 del
good knight /kc/
wake me up when Britain's in trouble

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Wake up!
From this day chips are officially renamed to french fries on the Small Island.

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Bernd 08/10/2017 (Thu) 06:58:40 [Preview] No. 9505 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>It is often held that Kant lived a very strict and disciplined life, leading to an oft-repeated story that neighbors would set their clocks by his daily walks.
Was he autistic?
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Since we were discussing german autism here
What's with people on chans memeing stirner lately? I literally have never heard of him before like year ago, I'm not even sure what is his philosophy. And of course people don't explain shit, they just name everything they don't like a spook.

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Bernd 10/16/2017 (Mon) 05:17:26 [Preview] No. 11227 del
>I literally have never heard of him before like year ago
Sames. It was a warm sunny afternoon on 8/kc I think.
That Stirmer dude was an antichrist or sumtin. Which reminds me I really should read Proudhon sometimes, I just keep stalling.

Bernd 10/16/2017 (Mon) 16:23:05 [Preview] No. 11246 del
That explains a lot. How do we deal with this problem?
you mean arachnist?

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I'm pretty sure it's archivist.

>How do we deal with this problem?