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KC nun endgültig dood Bernd 11/12/2019 (Tue) 14:48:25 [Preview] No. 31459 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Der Kohlkanal ist schon wieder dood.
Servierer sind jetzt endgültig beschlagnahmt und Helmut sitzt in Uhaft.
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Bernd 11/19/2019 (Tue) 12:50:18 [Preview] No.32466 del
holy fuck look at this rationalization hamstering, mental gymnastics and feet stamping.


Fuck you. /de/ is where you belong. You don't have some special place at the top of the imageboard hierarchy.

Bernd 11/19/2019 (Tue) 12:52:00 [Preview] No.32467 del
>As I said, it's pure spite, no rational reason behind it.

The rational reason is the .de domain and /de/ is a German language board. It's you who wants /b/ out of pure spite and smug privilege. The current board structure is fine. Why should there be /ru/ and /br/ but not /de/?

Bernd 11/19/2019 (Tue) 12:56:38 [Preview] No.32468 del
German Bernds were the first to migrate to Kohlchan long before Ernstchan died for good. The primary reason being censorship, of not only "nazi" threads but also loli threads.

Bernd 11/19/2019 (Tue) 12:58:56 [Preview] No.32469 del
>The primary reason being censorship, of not only "nazi" threads but also loli threads.

I'm sure B.G could benefit from these fine members of the community

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>but also loli threads
Why do you whine about Kohl then? It's totally perfect for German Bernds and by no means they should leave the board.

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Vidya Thread Bernd 07/31/2019 (Wed) 18:08:06 [Preview] No. 28357 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Since the previous reached bump limit.

Played some moar Atom RPG. I don't really have any coherent text drafted but some impressions, moments and such.

This game is depressing. It's like they extracted all the misery of the Soviet Union, ground it, added a hint mutants and monsters, then crammed it into one misery-sausage. Ofc there are funny lines and situations in there, always when you least expect. And you never expect them because the whole thing is so depressing.
NPC interactions are animated nicely. Heart warming meeting of father and daughter. Then they started to gossip about me.
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Bernd 11/18/2019 (Mon) 16:17:53 [Preview] No.32431 del
Wish I had money for a computer that is able to run 2nd one.

Bernd 11/18/2019 (Mon) 23:03:20 [Preview] No.32446 del
poland is poor because its racist.
it was not russians who killed the jews.
it was not ukrainians who killed the jews.
it was not even germans who killed the jews.
it was poles.

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Bernd 11/19/2019 (Tue) 07:27:09 [Preview] No.32461 del
I can stream it for you. You tell me where to click and then u can play by proxy.

Bernd 04/22/2019 (Mon) 08:07:17 [Preview] No. 25031 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
<<Why does Korea insist that the Japanese never apologised nor compensated for their actions, even to this day,
And How much all of the money japan has compensated Korea until now?>>
Because ton of monies are involving in this issue.

>>At 2018 again the Korean government decided to force Japan to pay $24 billion with the money coming from the 245 Japanese companies operating in Korea. Korea tries to force this as compensation for WW2

The only reason? Money.
Korea have never stopped asking for compensation, even until now.

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Bernd 11/18/2019 (Mon) 18:09:28 [Preview] No.32440 del
Okey, I read your posts up to this >>32331 for now. I laughed at the Gook Story. Where can that comic be found?
I see your point you trying to make.
However at the illegal export of strategic materials the South Korean government might not be at fault, well maybe fault of incompetence but doesn't seem to be on purpose.
I'll continue reading maybe even today maybe only tomorrow.

Bernd 11/19/2019 (Tue) 01:03:34 [Preview] No.32449 del
>>32440 result is everything.
South Korea was the holl of the outflow of strategic materials all over the world and it went surely nk and China by the time table.
There is no excuse and it’s too naive to think it’s not "intentionally". After this outflow of strategic materials from sk, chinese aggression goes harder ,Iran.NK and started rebuilding nclear weapon. No excuse.

Anyway how much more I say this , most important is how USA will think about it
Do you want to know how sk became after all of those happened ?

Bernd 11/19/2019 (Tue) 06:19:17 [Preview] No.32457 del
To be honest if I were a South Korea and could unify the country I would do it in a way that would preserve the results of the nuclear research so after unification my country would be a nuclear power.
If I were a Japan I would develop my own nuclear weapons since only MAD can more or less guarantee no destruction and if the alliance with the Americans dissolves, their nuclear shield cease to exist, I could rely on myself to thwart a nuclear strike against me.

They could have kept quite and continue the export.

Bernd 11/19/2019 (Tue) 07:07:01 [Preview] No.32459 del
>They could have kept quite and continue the export.

Gorvenment of japan asked it and they refused but USA also asked it and submitted those documents
But they still refuse that detailed usage of the strategic materials even now.

Also thinks well helping nk is the same of the helping Isis or taliban or Iran
NK is killing thousand of south korean.
Nk is more inverdor than japan even sand point of SK
How much more japan supported and compensated to SK until now
South Korea is terrorist supporting nation

Bernd 11/19/2019 (Tue) 07:08:25 [Preview] No.32460 del
If North Korea and Japan went to war, South Koreans would support Kim Jong-un, says new survey


In news that may shock many outside the Korean Peninsula, a recent survey found that, were conflict to erupt between Pyongyang and Tokyo, the majority of South Koreans would side with their neighbor to the North.
The survey, titled “The Situation in Northeast Asia and South Koreans’ Perception,” found that 45.5 percent of respondents would support North Korea, while just 15.1 percent would support Japan, while 39.4 were undecided. 
The survey, which was carried out by a state-sponsored think tank led by research fellow Lee Sang Sin, involved 1,000 participants and was conducted between 2018 and October 2019. 
The findings were presented on Wednesday at the Korea Institute for National Unification’s 11th annual Peace Forum.


South Korea is terrorist supporting country.
Imagine, what if France or Spain would support ISIS or Iran or Taliban??
Nk is perfectly one of them.

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Cooking Gulyás reup Bernd 06/28/2018 (Thu) 07:17:27 [Preview] No. 17596 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I saw some Mexican asking for gulyás recipe on Kohl and because I don't really want to start posting there beside the World Cup I decided to reupload the gulyás cooking as the other thread is "File not found" as well. So here's with original text.

Cooking with Bernd: gulyás

I was planning to post a good gulyás cooking since day one but somehow the occasion eluded me until now. I know a Hungarobernd did this on KC main but it was regular "cooking in the kitchen" type of thread and not "over open fire in bogrács" (traditional Hungarian pot).
I couldn't do this live for technical reasons but it will be fine this way too.

Pic #1
Ingredients: meat (little bit over half a kilo, it's pork, not beef), taters (by volume I used about the double of the meat dunno their weight), onions, tomato, paprikas, black pepper in the mill, dried ground paprika in the jar with the red lid, salt in the middle, and the white wax paper on the right covers the salo (fatback).
You can also see my Mora for cutting needs and a bearly visible peace from a wooden spoon behind the meat and the potato, the masterpiece of my carving art, used for stir the food in the bogrács.
The taters are leftovers from winter, wizened but fine for our purpose. Some of the onions and the paprikas are also leftovers I utilized.

Pic #2
The initial setup. Two quarter logs at the sides and a nest in the middle for the fire itself also aligned toward the usual main direction of the wind. The rocks are there for a little draft control. Tripod to hang the bogrács.

Pic #3
Lighted a handful of dry grass, placed in the middle of the nest, then a large handful of dry twigs above, and sticks across the log above all. As these sticks burn in the middle they broke after a while and fall into the nest. The heat from the nest lights up the inside faces of the logs. The heat is very concentrated toward the nest. The cooking is going above the nest, and it really doesn't need much flames. The smoldering logs pumping up lotsa heat, only some sticks are needed to be placed inside the nest time to times. Also when a log burns through, a new can be placed there. I had several prepared.

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Bernd 09/25/2019 (Wed) 05:28:16 [Preview] No.29361 del
BO, maybe you missed in this large traffic but I replied to your gulyás question, little further above.

>you don't know popeyes, the rival of kfc?
I don't. I know little on fast food.

>I didn't get the last sentence

Bernd 10/11/2019 (Fri) 16:16:54 [Preview] No.30186 del
I noticed earlier, thanks.

Bernd 11/19/2019 (Tue) 01:18:24 [Preview] No.32450 del
I want to cook chinken like black people.

Bernd 11/19/2019 (Tue) 06:05:31 [Preview] No.32454 del
I've tried, I don't what it is that blacks do but my chicken always turns out rubbery. Them black hands must have some magic in them, far as I can tell.

Bernd 11/19/2019 (Tue) 06:13:14 [Preview] No.32456 del
I guess barbequeueueueing. You need some sauce and a grill.

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Bernd 11/15/2019 (Fri) 00:42:35 [Preview] No. 32067 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Wearing a suit to a job interview is a big no no here in the Netherlands. The management and HR will mock you.
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Bernd 11/18/2019 (Mon) 16:36:43 [Preview] No.32434 del
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Hm. I think I picked the smallest image.

Bernd 11/18/2019 (Mon) 16:37:24 [Preview] No.32435 del
No. Maybe it would be wise to check it beforehand.

Bernd 11/18/2019 (Mon) 18:26:02 [Preview] No.32441 del
Too girly.
I could go with that, just a little too much to put on. Tunics are just simple, they're traditional, and they don't have this disgusting smell of uniformity that suits do.

Bernd 11/18/2019 (Mon) 18:49:07 [Preview] No.32442 del
they exist in various forms
some roomy some not and you can buy them for about nothing (they cost like a mediocre pajamas at aliexpress but actually far superior to it, and there are expensive ones too made differently)

i own two pieces which i wear at home

they don't look like modern wear because the fabric and everything else is different and nice, they just don't look like typical modern/western clothes

at the same time they don't look like kimonos or some cosplay wear

Bernd 11/19/2019 (Tue) 05:14:07 [Preview] No.32453 del
>Can we replace suits with tunics again?
You should ask if it can even be prevented. Women's casual wear has already devolved into whatever rag fits best on top of a pair of underoos (or 'leggings', if you're delusional), now all that's left is standardise casual wear as the standard office dress.

THE NEWS Bernd 06/30/2019 (Sun) 11:52:12 [Preview] No. 27730 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Old one reached pmub limit.

Btw old. Instead of some news here's some olds, a bunch of photos found by a dumpster in BP - they were digitalized and uploaded to Fortepan (http://fortepan.hu/) I already mentioned in previous news threads.
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Bernd 11/11/2019 (Mon) 16:55:10 [Preview] No.31441 del
About time. Britain was miles ahead with London's mayo.
That site doesn't load for some reason. Which city?

Amen to that.

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Bernd 11/15/2019 (Fri) 19:53:21 [Preview] No.32182 del
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ebin news: Suomi qualified for the first time in history for a football tournament. Finlan greatest football nation...

Bernd 11/16/2019 (Sat) 02:11:04 [Preview] No.32192 del
No one cares about finland

Bernd 11/18/2019 (Mon) 19:46:15 [Preview] No.32443 del
I think last time they beat us. It was painful to watch.
Anyway, good for them. But still their thing is hockey and ski related sports.

Mewsic Thread Bernd 02/21/2019 (Thu) 21:09:41 [Preview] No. 23382 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Bernd 11/07/2019 (Thu) 23:06:24 [Preview] No.31352 del
erdenvolk you are krazy im dem kopf,
only reazon der alienz doant blow you appe

Bernd 11/13/2019 (Wed) 16:38:07 [Preview] No.31742 del
The Haunted appreciation. This particular song went in my heda all for some reason. Demon Eyes.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-etrHSqCSrI [Embed]

They have a buttload of awesome songs, tho they got their fair dose of criticism due to later albums turned more and more melodic, and the first one a raw thrash. Also I think the original vocalist left.
In Vein from the first album (The Haunted):
https://youtube.com/watch?v=IrNul7Hp048 [Embed]

Dark Intentions/Bury Your Dead from the second (Made Me Do It):
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LrCL4fnFM_A [Embed]

Demon Eyes was from the third (One Kill Wonder), so here's Burnt to a Shell from the fourth (Revolver):
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VnSD3TxgJTA [Embed]

The fifth (Dead Eye), has a bunch, I think I liek The Drowning the most:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NMZF5gHAFCU [Embed]

The sixth (Versus) was the last I listened, here's the Skuld, the slowest song from that:

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Bernd 11/13/2019 (Wed) 18:31:22 [Preview] No.31780 del
Orcus Chylde is also bretty gud

Bernd 11/13/2019 (Wed) 18:37:41 [Preview] No.31784 del
The voice of the vocalist reminds me Ozzy a little.

Bernd 11/18/2019 (Mon) 06:17:57 [Preview] No.32409 del
The HU made a cover for the Chinggis Khan song we all get to like due to the performance of Batzorig Vaanchig.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pD1gDSao1eA [Embed]
I wonder of the origin of the song, I assuming this is an old folk one.

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Bernd 11/12/2019 (Tue) 22:58:03 [Preview] No. 31619 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hi Bernd, consider joining this Bernd dedicated board
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Bernd 11/16/2019 (Sat) 19:40:25 [Preview] No.32282 del
To the hell where all laughter and site advertisers go.

Bernd 11/17/2019 (Sun) 01:42:53 [Preview] No.32306 del
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Fonts are now self hosted. So you can keep blocking google.
>1) The site is a little clunky and is very hard to post there. The top header title for bernd.group gets cut off, for example. Do you have any way to fix this?
Not sure what do you mean? Can you post screenshot? Also Palemoon isn't supported because its very buggy to the point that i can not debug it.
>2) What engine is the site running on? Is there a FAQ or help page for it?
It's written by me completely from scratch, it uses PHP, MySQL and Typescript if you interested in tech. And maybe i will replace PHP later with Scala. Not that it makes any difference to end user anyway.
>3) Is there anyway to navigate the site without javascript? I know a lot of websites are currently using it, but an option to run without it would be nice
At the time there is no no-js version, but its planned. I started it to see what modern browsers technology can bring to imageboard experience. Cause 99% of imageboards run on outdated tech that was legit 5-10 years ago, and yes i know it's a "choice" but still i'm surprises nobody made a legit modern imageboard utilizing all the tech 2019 offers.
>4) Who made this site? There's pretty much no info about the owner or this site except that it was made as soon as backdoor Kohl died. Again, just off appearances. I don't really know much about this.
I made it myself. I'm just a Bernd who lurked Krautchan and later Kohl. There is nothing extraordinary about me. I started it about 2-3 months ago, and even earlier project if you count a project it's code based on. I had another imageboard -> https://hamstakilla.com which is around 10 years old already and some parts of code and database migrated into this new project.
>5) Is there any information from users saved by this site? (Posts, IP addresses, etc). What happens to a user's data after he posts? How is data handled by the site owner?
Out of personal information only IP address is saved (so you can protect site from spammers and etc). Ofc i'm not disclosing it to anyone (imlying anyone could be interested in bunch of random ip addresses from random site visitors).

Actually thanks for those questions i think ill save those answers and post them somewhere on bernd.group

Also we now have 2 additional domains: https://xcomm.id https://kctier.club

Bernd 11/17/2019 (Sun) 11:57:41 [Preview] No.32320 del
Thanks for the replies.
>post them somewhere on bernd.group
Good idea. I think building trust should be based on transparency and for the users to know what and who they're dealing with. But it's kinda goes against your wish to remain anonymous. So time can help and communication with the users.
I really think the board looks good, tho due to its novelty a little inconvenient it's use.
I wish you luck with it.

Bernd 11/18/2019 (Mon) 01:20:02 [Preview] No.32407 del
>Not sure what do you mean?
Stop ending statements with question marks, fucking imbecile.

Bernd 11/18/2019 (Mon) 02:36:09 [Preview] No.32408 del
Make me faget?

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KOHLZINE #12 out Bernd 11/17/2019 (Sun) 19:36:05 [Preview] No. 32375 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
There was no Kohlzine on October because Casey was hidden.
But now we are back, even more autistic than ever and featuring some illustrations by Russian bernd.

We are waiting for your OC and text (any content, really) submissions on our mail: kohlzine@tfwno.gf
If KC doesn't die by then, lucky #13 will be our ANNIVERSARY issue, so expect lots of quality content(well it depends on your input too, kinda), KC posters, copypastas and more.


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Bernd 11/17/2019 (Sun) 21:02:49 [Preview] No.32391 del
fascinating read bernd, i'd not heard of sss before, thank you

Bernd 11/17/2019 (Sun) 21:18:14 [Preview] No.32393 del
Maybe the anniversary issue will be the good excuse to change it, we had been thinking about it for some time already

Bernd 11/17/2019 (Sun) 21:23:43 [Preview] No.32395 del
It is a new system – some posts have been written in it before, but that's about it.

Bernd 11/17/2019 (Sun) 21:27:03 [Preview] No.32396 del
btw didn't you use to be some board operator in the first months after the fall of KC?

Bernd 11/17/2019 (Sun) 21:40:09 [Preview] No.32401 del
I was board operator on mewch.net, which was run by a friend of mine.

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Bernd 11/17/2019 (Sun) 14:40:07 [Preview] No. 32352 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Bernd 11/17/2019 (Sun) 20:02:30 [Preview] No.32380 del
Also, you are not supposed to guess the password. The password is hidden in the board.

Bernd 11/17/2019 (Sun) 20:19:00 [Preview] No.32385 del
No the pw isn't hiddenintheboard.

Bernd 11/17/2019 (Sun) 20:27:42 [Preview] No.32387 del
Lol, yes, it really is. Imagine the board a puzzle, don't just look at it.

Bernd 11/17/2019 (Sun) 21:06:51 [Preview] No.32392 del
Does the pw contains ^? It might have a problem with it.

Bernd 11/17/2019 (Sun) 21:23:10 [Preview] No.32394 del
you don't have the password yet. try posting some more.