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Bernd 05/18/2018 (Fri) 15:32:23 [Preview] No. 16557 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I'm gonna red-white-greenpill you on Hungarian football.
It isn't a secret that the football of our country in our days is pretty weak but this wasn't always the case so I thought a glimpse in this could be interesting. It won't be only about the past, but I try to introduce the present as well. Some parts will be kinda memey and not too precise I think.
I have some material gathered for this already, I'll try and create new posts in timely fashion. I don't plan it to be too long tho coz I'll never finish it.

This also can be a thread dedicated for sports or kinda /fit/ as we have people who do that kind of activites, and it can be one for outdoors too ofc.
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Bernd 06/23/2018 (Sat) 15:10:18 [Preview] No.17495 del
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I have to draw one more today. The Nigeria-Iceland. I've nothing interesting in my mind right now. About the match ofc, lots of interesting things are in my mind otherwise.

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Bernd 06/23/2018 (Sat) 19:59:05 [Preview] No.17497 del
Wow. Shooting the winning goal in the 94th min... Kinda feel bad for Sweden and it would be interesting to see Germany lose for the novelty's sake. But Germany played well and deserve this victory. They seemed kinde rude and overly aggressive tho.

Bernd 06/24/2018 (Sun) 06:28:42 [Preview] No.17501 del
The whole German team singed their national anthem together:
When will Hungarians do this again?

Bernd 06/24/2018 (Sun) 07:08:01 [Preview] No.17503 del
I kinda have to note in case someone think I'm planning to close shop here: while I post these on Ernst other Hungarian posts there aren't from me. Not that I have something against Ernst but I do and will continue to do my business here.
Also when I watch a match you can find me here but also lurk/post at /sp/ and on Kohl's Kohlcup thread.

Useless news from Taiwan Bernd 03/18/2018 (Sun) 12:57:11 [Preview] No. 14590 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
1. One woman killed her husband's sister. They shared an small apartment and had lots of arguments. Allegedly after a fight over inheritance, the woman killed the relative, then sealed the dead body with concret in her room. Somehow her husband didn't notice his sister didn't come out from her room for three days, until the company the sister worked for began to worry for her.
2. A controversial writer died. He had been a political prisoner in martial law era and a lawmaker later.
3. Coal power plant expansion program got into controversy.
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Bernd 06/22/2018 (Fri) 13:06:24 [Preview] No.17465 del
It's just a TV serial drama. I just try to learn a little bit about China. I am quite ignorant about it.

Mayor Ko is doing ok I suppose. I only noticed how much he suppprted Taiwanese independence Ann's how much he hate KMT and mainlanders. Don't know much else about him.

Yes. The current and last administration now avoid handing out death sentence. But KMT made some high profile executions to show they are willing to do it.
Personally I am more influenced by foreigners and don't see the problem of this but locals are very very emotional and persuasive about this.

Bernd 06/22/2018 (Fri) 13:30:40 [Preview] No.17466 del
The agent is now appealing the "bright side" of the official. He told official that choosing that's job would allow him to "publish English academic papers on Fortune journal" which is the official's lifelong interest.
The drama also talked about the north south difference in China. The official is a very serious and politics minded. The private company who wants to recruit him is owned by a southerner. He is a business man and practice southern customs and wears stylized cloth

Bernd 06/22/2018 (Fri) 13:43:00 [Preview] No.17467 del
They also said that the official's daughter likes outdoor sports, but she is allergic to Beijing's smog

Bernd 06/22/2018 (Fri) 22:57:32 [Preview] No.17492 del
Yesterday I watched an episode of PTS guess who
It reported an aboriginal man from Hualien. He is a football player. I always ignore the fact that we play football too. I also assumed that aboriginal people always work in Taiwan. But this football player plays for China League One. I always ignored Chinese sports news especially its football news. Never know that we have a Taiwanese player playing in Chinese league.

Bernd 06/24/2018 (Sun) 07:02:13 [Preview] No.17502 del
It was news to me as well that the Chinese league attracts foreign players. I usually don't watch football I was a match goer long ago tho, and I like football and sports in general and now that I follow matches I heard that this player or that plays for Chinese clubs. I precisely remember a Nigerian which isn't much surprise as China's influence grows in Africa all around, and it's a possible way for African players to go abroad and international "field".

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las noticias internacionales - al azar Bernd 12/27/2017 (Wed) 15:22:43 [Preview] No. 12757 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
This just in...
After the restoration of the Austro-Hungarian Empire two great nation found each other, the Polish and the Brazilian. Unquestionable support of the True Faith and hot grills are just two of many values these countries share not to mention economic similarities between North Brazil and Eastern Poland. Don't forget to invest there, good people.
Top level diplomats on both sides recognized the necessity of unification of the two countries. However Divine Signs imply the time isn't here yet the process has to be postponed until the alignment of the Statues of Christ is right.

In other news...
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Bernd 06/21/2018 (Thu) 08:45:24 [Preview] No.17446 del
>4. bumming around is illegal, towns have to ensure everyone has a roof above his head
wtf nomadophobic

Bernd 06/21/2018 (Thu) 15:49:00 [Preview] No.17450 del
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These amendments are there for support the Stop Soros law package.
If the migrants camped again at railway stations like the last time they can be arrested and put them wherever by the police.

Bernd 06/21/2018 (Thu) 16:58:32 [Preview] No.17452 del
Random news:
-Pope visits Switzerland and holds speech in front of Wojak Jesus.
-V4 butthurt union is butthurt, Junker forgot to invite them to the refugee summit and now they will boycott it
-Happy Pagan day

Bernd 06/22/2018 (Fri) 16:52:05 [Preview] No.17477 del
I think just Austria, Bulgaria, Grease, Malta, Germany, Italy and Spain got invited. Sad thing Orbán said this stupid shit: "if you don't invite us then we will revenge it by not going"... Absolute facepalm.

Bernd 06/24/2018 (Sun) 06:26:47 [Preview] No.17500 del
Again in Hungarian:
tl;dr version: Bulgaria is also for closing the borders and will recommend it on the summit. Also Bulgaria joins to Greece, Italy and Spain in the question whether the migrants have to be sent back to the member country where they were registered first.

In other news (source, again, in Hungarian):
So this is this ugly whore made lots of porn in Italy - so long ago that the renaissance was a new thing there - now she says when she started here carrier and worked in a Budapestern hotel as a maid her job also not just included having sex with visitors but to spy on the behalf of the communist regime. Then she noticed she's being followed so she married an fugly Italian bloke so she could leave the country. Straight into the porn industry.
There probably are people who believe her story...

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VIDEOGAMES THREAD Bernd 06/09/2018 (Sat) 16:17:24 [Preview] No. 17090 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Let's have le grand Official videogames thread.

It's thread, to discuss games.
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Bernd 06/22/2018 (Fri) 11:44:35 [Preview] No.17462 del
>I also started to read about the game and when it turned out the best strategy is spamming long queueueueues of basic infantry then it became much less interesting for me
This issue is one of the most easily solved, though: most mods decrease the IC cost of brigades to make them useful. Similarly, nonsensical border connections (such as the border between Libya and Chad being open, which the AI with its obnoxious "gotcha!" attitude always invades with massive armies and breaks your immersion).

But other problems are hard or impossible to solve:
>AI submarine doomstacks capable of wiping out your fleets
>AI naval invasions far beyond the range of their transports
>lazy US AI keeping a dozen divisions in Iceland and not taking part in a single land battle for the whole war
>not being able to ship supplies to allied ports
>doomstack-based combat
>AI using armored and motorized divisions as if they were foot infantry, completely unaware of their speed
>a systemic problem with the Hearts of Iron series: an unrealistic representation of combat in areas with more provinces than divisions
>another systemic problem: research and production systems that understate the capabilities of small nations
And so on. As you've said, sometimes one or two peeves in a Paradox game are enough to cause a permanent ragequit.

But what's great about Darkest Hour is the ability to completely take over control of your allies' armies.

sage Bernd 06/22/2018 (Fri) 11:45:38 [Preview] No.17463 del
Nonsensical border connections can be just made impassable, and several mods do exactly that.

Bernd 06/22/2018 (Fri) 18:52:41 [Preview] No.17483 del
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playin' wotlk on my private server

Bernd 06/22/2018 (Fri) 20:03:32 [Preview] No.17487 del
>>doomstack-based combat
In TOAW it isn't doable. If I remember correctly the more unit is stacked on a hex the heavier casualties they will suffer as it means they have to stand more close to each other on the battlefield, more target will be in the open for the lack of cover so more bullets can hit the mark. This forces the player to plan battles better. But TOAW is very different in general.

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How's the campaign going?

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Tech Thread Bernd 05/16/2018 (Wed) 18:34:14 [Preview] No. 16528 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Newest Edition, with less Ghork.

First thing first:
That dude of the Primitive Technology channel and all his copycats have a great advantage: access to unlimited supply of bamboo. Unlimited to their objectives. That stuff is great, tuff as shit, light as feather, can be used to many purpose with little modification and not too much work.

I also read most of this:
I think technology and it's use are running forward and lawmakers lag behind. Those who spent any time in the past two decades on the internet have a giant heap of data about them. I think Bernd posted a video about a security eggsbert, I think he works kind of a private investigator many time cooperating with officials and he said in that video anonymizing data worth nothing it can be de-anonymized with ease, and both companies and govt agencies do.
Now this law was passed at 2016. This year the EU countries have to start implementing it. Who knows how long it takes until it finishes. The whole stuff is kinda vague (it can be modified when necessary tho), and I don't know for example how the EU can force a foreign company to do whatever? There are sanctions but what jurisdiction the EU has over a US based firm for example Facebook and how the EU will force the sanctions onto for example said company?
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Bernd 06/21/2018 (Thu) 15:54:25 [Preview] No.17451 del
Isn't it in the article?

>I was wrong again.
That's life, so the proof that you live as well.

Bernd 06/22/2018 (Fri) 14:52:41 [Preview] No.17471 del
What I don't understand is why there are narcotic substance in natural plants.
The funny thing is these substance might enter the environment and interact with other animals and plants. I don't know what does this mean

Bernd 06/22/2018 (Fri) 16:29:10 [Preview] No.17476 del
Maybe it's a defensive mechanism against pests and/or herbivores.

Bernd 06/22/2018 (Fri) 21:30:27 [Preview] No.17489 del
There are plenty things that looks strange, like toxin-resistant animals who bear poison inside and so on. Sometimes it is hard to imagine that evolution (that must be slow and gradual) can give life to these creatures without them going extinct in process.

Bernd 06/23/2018 (Sat) 23:35:50 [Preview] No.17498 del
That's whats confusing to me too. Biology and ecology and evolution are so complicated to me. They involve so many interactions
I mean I heard that some inspects eat toxic plants to accumulate toxin in itself. So that's a result of million years of evolution.
Then we have this news of the chemicals made by human activities (antibiotics, hormones, heavy metals) affecting the natural environment.
Makes me wonder if the two things are related

Russians, who hate russia. Bernd 06/22/2018 (Fri) 18:18:27 [Preview] No. 17480 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Part 1. Early ages.
> I'm living in a shit country when i'll grow up, i'll be the besterst IT-guy in google/microsoft, i can't wait till i'll move out of this shithole with it's orc-liked inghabitans
Yesrs passed, it's time to go out of school and join russian best uni/foreign uni
> Nah, russian uni is for bydlo only and i didn't know any language to join foreign one, they are for oligarhs, i'll better watch anime and join collage to be low-paid worker

Part 2. Housing.
> How i'm supposed to buy a flat in this shithole? Prices are starrocket and government could steal your house. I'll better live with mommie till she dies. Anyway, local buildings are gross, ugly and dull. Noone is happy inside them. I wish there were government-funded programm, where they whould give me a nice free flat. Or change my mum's flat into a new and shiny one.
Years passed. Now we got a programm, where government demolish old commieblocks and build tall and shiny capitalistblocks and give flats there in exchange od commieblock flats for free.
> Ha-ha-ha-ha! It's a trick, they just steal your house to build a new mall there! Look, in new house you supposed to walk 3 min more out of busstop! They will collapse soon!

Part3. Accepting foriginers.
> I'm pro-gay, pro-west anti-putin activist. I wish we were a real european country and had foriginers here. But noone want top move in this shithole!
FIFA 2018.
> The girl, i fell in love since middle school posted in insagramm how she hugged mexican football fans. I feel so kcmodded. So i decided that mexicans ain't humans, I'll post 3 tweets per day about kcmoderation and follow trump in twitter. GAS ALL KIKES RACE WAR NOW

I could continue, but i don't wanna to do it.
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Bernd 06/22/2018 (Fri) 21:26:24 [Preview] No.17488 del
>i'll better watch anime and join collage to be low-paid worker

And go to army first, yeah. Actually, most of anime-watching basement dwellers are studying in some university. This part of your story is pretty unrealistic.

>Now we got a programm, where government demolish old commieblocks and build tall and shiny capitalistblocks

And before that place was overpopulated with no parking, but with these new tall shit it will be overpopulated much more. That's sad and not fun.

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Bernd 06/22/2018 (Fri) 22:39:38 [Preview] No.17491 del
Russia is a strange place

Bernd 06/23/2018 (Sat) 14:03:05 [Preview] No.17494 del
The UK is pretty depressing too if you're in a poorfag area like me, too much unemployment, failed local businesses everywhere and full of homeless people.
But hey at least we have an Eastern European guy who plays the accordion all day, maybe I'll request him to play the remove kebab song sometime.

koryŏ watch threda Bernd 06/26/2017 (Mon) 17:19:30 [Preview] No. 8410 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
today as I've been reading the best source of PROOFS (I mean, they're funded by a government, they literally can't be biased) I noticed this
>Former South Korean President Park Geun-hye was making plans to assassinate North Korean leader Kim Jong-un

since koryŏ has been quite busy lately I think it warrants a specific thread
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Bernd 06/14/2018 (Thu) 12:35:34 [Preview] No.17223 del
I see. So from that point of view the overt weapon displays was them loudly saying: Hey USA you DO want to listen to us, we have something to say!

Despite her grimace I think she looks cute, her face anyway. On the other hand, his face looks shopped.

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Bernd 06/14/2018 (Thu) 16:27:38 [Preview] No.17227 del
I think we cannot be entirely sure about the situation itself in Chosŏn. It isn't just propaganda what the Party says, it rarely reaches us (me at least) and on the other side what Western media says is also a distortion of reality as they try to demonize the regime.
It's far from paradise but would those people be happier with smart phones and coca cola?
Probably their country is lacking in things like clean water, food, healthcare and such, their isolation not entirely voluntary they are embargoed for a long time now.
There are things to build there, and not just infrastructure but their whole economy, they need something to join the world's market with. But they also lack of funding. I think while a peace would be nice there it's just complementary beside building up the economy as they could lower military spending and concentrate the resources elsewhere.
While he >>17189 mentions that's all about building casinos and hotels by Trump/USA the real business wouldn't be that, the real business - building up the economy - is already pocketed by China. But where will Choson get the money to pay the Chinese? From Chinese banks or the Chinese state which does (would do) the same here, finance construction work - for example - in foreign countries with one condition: these have to be done by Chinese companies.

Bernd 06/14/2018 (Thu) 16:29:14 [Preview] No.17228 del
Maybe. It sure has it use as propaganda. Also bargaining chip.

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Syria War thread Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 20:54:54 [Preview] No. 10248 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Because rondam news is too small to contain it

ISIS in Deir ez-Zor got almost rekt, siege is broken.

YPG forces started their own offensive and arrived in north of Deir ez-Zor.
>US-Led Coalition ‘Will Not Allow’ Syrian Army To Cross Euphrates River In Deir Ezzor
I except they start fighting with each other soon, maybe even tomorrow, while ISIS will occasionaly bomb a car or a tank on both sides.

ISIS in eastern Homs are getting gradually removed and hopefully soon they will be containet in the east.

There was something about Israel entering Lebanon air space and Syria reacting with anti air defence but sadly I lost link to proofs.

Link to map
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Bernd 06/03/2018 (Sun) 09:13:07 [Preview] No.16816 del
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>What have Turkey against Assad btw?

They are neighbors and this is Middle East. Have you ever seen Middle Eastern neighbors that don't hate each other?

Bernd 06/03/2018 (Sun) 09:17:54 [Preview] No.16818 del
Good point. And we know their rationalization: they just want to keep up the peace.

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Very good.

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USA is of evil again:

Did the SAA turned it's attention toward more down to the south? Haven't followed habbenings.

Bernd 06/22/2018 (Fri) 11:22:50 [Preview] No.17461 del
They've been massing troops for a southern offensive for weeks.

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Webm thread Bernd 06/26/2017 (Mon) 17:07:12 [Preview] No. 8407 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Bernd 06/18/2018 (Mon) 15:27:32 [Preview] No.17369 del
Why couldn't they get hold of her?

Haha, I'm gonna steal that move, will give heart attack to fronds.

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Bernd 06/20/2018 (Wed) 16:11:09 [Preview] No.17434 del
First and last bretty gud. Third is seem to be intentional.

What that nigra smoke?
Guam was pretty important in WWII.

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Bernd 06/08/2018 (Fri) 21:34:45 [Preview] No. 17077 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
kohl is dood?
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Bernd 06/19/2018 (Tue) 02:12:39 [Preview] No.17399 del
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It looks like Berndchan has died now. It's been down all week.

Bernd 06/19/2018 (Tue) 05:13:20 [Preview] No.17400 del
Never been there. How much was the population?

Bernd 06/19/2018 (Tue) 08:24:02 [Preview] No.17404 del
I support endchan on patreon although an immaterial amount. Maybe there is a larger benefactor among us.

Bernd 06/19/2018 (Tue) 11:46:43 [Preview] No.17407 del
Why are there so many KC alternatives now anyway? Strange how everyone didn't just agree on 1 site.

Bernd 06/19/2018 (Tue) 15:53:52 [Preview] No.17409 del
I'm afraid no easy answer for that every one has it's own justification. If we examine each we might found some common theme and explanation behind that tho, for example some was created by people on their own initiative (they didn't know about others or didn't like them) and while couldn't get the whole userbase they do their own thing and fine with it.
First step tho was the bunkers made several to be redundant so there would be always a place to fall back. They meant to be temporary with the intention the people will return to KC main. Our community was the first - back on 8/kc in August of 2016 - I think that didn't return. Mostly we were banned and/or got enough of the moderation and shitposting and we learned to love our slow paced discussions. Some crossposters and "old bikers" - as we say it in Hungarian - like a few from the 76 crew already was in favour of slow boards.
I don't know the history any of the /int/ boards all over the place if any was founded by Bernd - who got enough of KC main for any reason - or not.
I also don't know when chans like Ernst or Kohl was founded, not the /int/ board but the chan itself, but their /int/ group stayed after March of 2017 because they also fed up with shitposting but they have other views on moderating ideals (nevertheless they didn't like KC main's either).
Umm and stuff.