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CIGS 23 - EBT Baby THE NEXT CARDI B AND COLE BENNET ON CRIP ON MY MOMZ Bernd 04/19/2018 (Thu) 10:32:33 [Preview] No. 16059 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Can't belead this bitch finally mustered up the courage to rap. she already gettin famous af

https://youtube.com/watch?v=PwHrJexPIK0 [Embed]

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Bernd 03/24/2018 (Sat) 17:34:13 [Preview] No. 15113 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do you use any kind of music to sleep?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=GSaJXDsb3N8 [Embed]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VdRzKUZIxX4 [Embed]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RqzGzwTY-6w [Embed]

I use brown noise to relax.
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Bernd 03/25/2018 (Sun) 02:32:47 [Preview] No.15147 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jUpr0aSYu6A [Embed]

I don't know if it really works but I seem to sleep better if I listen to it for an hour before I go to bed.

Bernd 03/25/2018 (Sun) 06:08:06 [Preview] No.15152 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=r0PBfi8gClg [Embed]

I have a playlist of these different 9 hour hippy shit. Works really well. I don't really believe my chakras are getting re-sorted or any of that hocus pocus but it is relaxing and drowns out the road noise outside.

Bernd 04/06/2018 (Fri) 17:30:20 [Preview] No.15663 del
I got used to the floor and now I don't hurt anymore, the tranquil rest remained.

Bernd 04/18/2018 (Wed) 08:10:56 [Preview] No.16030 del
Nice coincidence bernd. I also listen to brown noise while sleeping. I've been doing it for 10+ years straight. I can't stand hearing human shitters while trying to get some peace and quiet.

Bernd 04/19/2018 (Thu) 05:39:06 [Preview] No.16058 del
What about cases when you have to sleep in an environment you don't really have control over? For whatever reason. I also struggle with noises but I try to get used to those and ignore them, I don't quench them with other noises.

should i buy Bernd 04/14/2018 (Sat) 16:41:51 [Preview] No. 15935 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

should i buy this if i get my license in time? 50€ is preddy good price for shotgun
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Bernd 04/16/2018 (Mon) 18:56:19 [Preview] No.15994 del
Buy the Saiga. It's more tacticool.

Bernd 04/16/2018 (Mon) 19:08:20 [Preview] No.15995 del
alright, i'll go for it and if it fails i'll just try again later

i just don't want a bunch of guns shooting the same round for different purposes, i think one shotgun should be fine for everything so that's why i'm worrying how the police react

Bernd 04/18/2018 (Wed) 11:04:41 [Preview] No.16032 del
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can I get a MAVERICK 12/89 PUMPPU in Finnland ?

even as a Krautbernd ?

Bernd : " giff me ze PUMPPU....


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Bernd 04/18/2018 (Wed) 17:46:15 [Preview] No.16050 del
You have to register it at home. Does Germany let you have one?

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what can we do with Mongoshitskins ? Bernd 04/18/2018 (Wed) 11:14:25 [Preview] No. 16034 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
have a look at this Untermensch

WW3 CONFIRMED Bernd 04/14/2018 (Sat) 01:55:41 [Preview] No. 15914 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Bernd 04/17/2018 (Tue) 05:11:57 [Preview] No.16004 del
We don’t comment on such reports.

Btw during the UN meeting USians said the action was a total success, Syrians said from the 110 rockets they shot down 100.

Bernd 04/17/2018 (Tue) 08:00:14 [Preview] No.16009 del
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>keeps out
>superpower by 2030
God I wish that were me.

Bernd 04/17/2018 (Tue) 09:04:14 [Preview] No.16010 del
Seems like a contest between what will happen first?
Melania divorces le Donald, WW3, or American Economic Collapse?

At least, Pence would be a Sane President.

Trump did say that if things got too crazy, he would go back to his Old Life.

Bernd 04/17/2018 (Tue) 12:45:34 [Preview] No.16013 del
What ever happened to the wall anyway? Is it still habbening?

Bernd 04/18/2018 (Wed) 05:10:03 [Preview] No.16029 del
That would need actually doing something.

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Bernd 04/16/2018 (Mon) 01:35:11 [Preview] No. 15965 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Am I welcome to post shit about my pathetic life here?

t.another mentally ill Kiwi

Bernd 04/16/2018 (Mon) 05:04:43 [Preview] No.15966 del
You can find a blogging thread here: >>15577 . Post whatever.
How many mentally ill Kiwis are there?

Bernd 04/16/2018 (Mon) 18:34:08 [Preview] No.15992 del
Are you really mentally ill or just pretending?

an invitation Bernd 04/15/2018 (Sun) 09:27:31 [Preview] No. 15952 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

Take a break from all the intelectual discussions and join is for the mayday stream

There will be soda gay homosexual furries and justice for all!

see you on the stream

Bernd 04/15/2018 (Sun) 16:52:28 [Preview] No.15958 del
Are you the drunk Pole?

Bernd 04/15/2018 (Sun) 17:44:11 [Preview] No.15959 del
Is alcohol a problem in Poland?

Bernd 04/15/2018 (Sun) 19:58:50 [Preview] No.15964 del
not much, although tax on alcohol is quite high and with recent law that forbids shops being open on sundays getting alcohol might be a little challenging

Bernd 04/16/2018 (Mon) 05:05:58 [Preview] No.15967 del
Yeah, we have much access to alcohol, so it's not a problem here.

Bernd 08/30/2017 (Wed) 21:03:54 [Preview] No. 9849 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Let's have an informative thread about each country's electoral geography and how it ties to demography, regionalism and so on.

Brazil's sharp blue state/purple state/red state divide, which only emerged from 2006 onwards, has been talked about a lot; Geocurrents had two excellent articles about it. I won't talk about the basics, as they're already covered well enough. But Martin W. Lewis has missed some things.

First of all, party loyalties at the state level do make a difference. This factor isn't as strong as it used to be in the Old/Oligarchic Republic period (1889-1930), when the entire national political process was centered on state-level loyalties, but is still felt in some states.
Rio Grande do Sul's leftist past mentioned in his article is a legacy of the state's social democratic loyalties. As they leaned towards a different, non Workers Party string of social democracy (see Leonel Brizola, the leftist who famously called Lula a "bearded frog") that has been defeated and cucked by the PT, their support for Lula gradually faded away.
São Paulo is an even better example: the entire state is radically anti-PT and anti-leftist, and has had fought to install its distinct political views on the federal government for over a century, to the point of fighting a civil war in 1932 when it was evicted from a decade-long liberal hegemony.

Another important point is that the hinterland has some distinct electoral factors absent from the densely populated coastal states the northernmost two still count as hinterland; Lewis shrugs off Roraima as an irrelevant case, but it expresses the same factors he covered about Mato Grosso.

What the hinterland states have in common is that their vast swathes of desolate savanna and jungle have experienced continuous waves of settlement and economic development since the last century. Thus, they have three dynamics that impact their voting:
>Highly profitable agricultural frontier areas versus poor traditional communities
>Expanding ethnic Brazilian settlement versus native communities and their reserve areas, with leftist governments backing the natives;
>Land reform, local political machines controlled by the rural upper class, peasant-landowner class conflict, far-left movements that claim to represent the landless invading and damaging property everywhere and so on

I know some of this personally, as I have an uncle who moved a couple decades ago to become a landowner in the hinterland; whenever he visits us, he complains about gun control and ignorant gringos/southeeasterners who know nothing about his situation, but constantly shill for environmentalism, natives, land reform and so on.

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Bernd 04/10/2018 (Tue) 17:37:26 [Preview] No.15820 del
You wrote somewhere about the presidential elections, I recollect. I think it was in the previous news thread, you OPd but it dieded. You wrote a bit about the parties but they weren't the ones in the center of attention. Could you make introductions whenever?
>The guy with highest support in pols doesn't have a programme, doesn't appear in public, and all the reports of hem being popular are rated 1 star

Bernd 04/11/2018 (Wed) 09:10:30 [Preview] No.15840 del
Yea I will in a while, when the date is announced I guess.

Bernd 04/15/2018 (Sun) 14:03:24 [Preview] No.15955 del
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All right if goose then make it fat one. How people cast their vote? This is very be relevant to the original topic.
Pic #1 - by age
Pic #2 - by median age
Pic #3 - by sex
Notable things by age: more old people vote on Fidesz, because right now they bought many retired people with certain favors to them; also more old people vote "socialist" probably because of the nostalgic factor of their youth, they lived their first 20-40 years during the communist era.
Notable things by sex: less women vote on Jobbik (are they afraid of radical movements?) and more on "socialist". Latter probably correlates with age as men die younger, more old women who vote by their nostalgic feelings.

Bernd 04/15/2018 (Sun) 14:15:24 [Preview] No.15956 del
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Pic #1 - by frequency of visiting church
from top to bottom
- several times per month
- several times per year
- only on celebrations, family events (I guess like marriage, funeral)
- never
Pic #2 - by settlement type
from top to bottom:
- Budapest
- towns
- villages

Notes on religion: very interesting is the Jobbik's voter base, they visit temples far less, however they usually interested more in neo-pagan religions.
Notes on settlement: it has a correlation with age and religiousness. Lots of young people moves to towns and to BP in the hopes of better work and more pay so older generations stay behind. The country is also more religious.

Bernd 04/15/2018 (Sun) 14:18:02 [Preview] No.15957 del
One more note on age: Jobbik and the liberal parties (LMP, Momentum) are supported more among younger voters. It might be thanks for the fact that younger generations are more rebellious and they turn conservative later, but also it could be because they are got enough of the other parties which already were on government and proved they are all shit.

wetter threda Bernd 09/05/2017 (Tue) 16:39:44 [Preview] No. 9926 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
anyone else following weather and shit?

current proceedings: Irma is now cat 5, expected to trail just north of Greater Antilles and south of Florida. Jose following close by in similar track. hoping for a nice show and responsible damage control in affected parts Haiti get your shit together

websites for tracking tropical cyclones:
<but I don't understand technical terms and shit, I need something for keins

general websites:
<for keins
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Bernd 04/14/2018 (Sat) 08:54:55 [Preview] No.15929 del
The tornado part?

Bernd 04/14/2018 (Sat) 09:05:07 [Preview] No.15931 del
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some explanation for the situation: because of the low over northwest africa (which is going to move to the northeast) there's hot air from sahara being pumped over the mediterranean into eastern europe
this hot, now also moist air means favourable conditions for storm formation during the day
meanwhile, the situation in western europe is different, with much colder air, the two clashing
where there's temperature gradient, because cold air is denser, there is also a difference in how pressure field looks at ground level and higher up – this is called the thermal wind
this means that rising air will not rise straight, but will be pushed into a spinning column of air, and the storm that forms will have the structure of a mesocyclone; there's a persistent vortex within the storm, and the storm has well-defined leading and trailing sides
such storms, because of their spin, can generate tornadoes

also, if you compare the weather conditions with the favourable tornado alley conditions, it's actually quite similar; but because of vast north-south plains in north america and the rocky mountans range to the west which causes winds to oscillate north-south on the eastern side, the mechanism is amplified there.

Bernd 04/15/2018 (Sun) 07:42:48 [Preview] No.15948 del
Not again. Fucking Africa.
How's the situation going?

Bernd 04/17/2018 (Tue) 06:02:47 [Preview] No.16007 del
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Nice mesocyclone.

Bernd 04/17/2018 (Tue) 06:03:51 [Preview] No.16008 del
Some places had quite bad hail but if the system reached this mature stage (it only started merging from smaller cells towards the evening) it'd be much worse because more heat available.

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Bernd 04/13/2018 (Fri) 20:09:48 [Preview] No. 15905 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Russian Ministry of Defence has found people from the video published by BBC
and interviewed them. Here's the video
- On Sunday, April 8th, one of the buildings was bombed. The upper floors of the building were destroyed and the injured from the upper floors were brought to us by the ambulance. A fire broke out on the 1st floor and there was heavy smoke on the 1st floor and in the basement. The people were brought to the emergency aid unit and we started to provide aid to the people. When we were working we didn't pay attention to who was filming us. We were filmed. And then came one man who started shouting that this is a chemical poisoning. This man from the outside was saying that the people were subjects of a chemical attack. The people got frightened and started to pour water on themselves and use inhalers. The doctors from the hospital were telling us that there was no chemical poisoning.
- My name is Khalil Ajij. I'm a student at a medical college. I work at the main hospital in Douma in emergency aid unit. On April 8th a building was bombed in the city. The upper floors were destroyed and the fire broke out on the first floors. All injured from that building were brought to our hospital. Residents from the upper floors had symptoms of suffocation from smoke. We were providing aid based on these symptoms of suffocation. During all this a man from the outside came in, whom I do not know. He said that this was an attack with toxic agent. People got frightened, there was struggle, relatives of the injured started to pour water on each other. Some other people without medical training started to use asthma inhalers on the children. We haven't seen a single patient with chemical poisoning symptoms.
- That's me.
- That's me.
- That girl already had asthma. And due to breathing in poisoned smoke she got that tracheal asthma.
- That's me.
- This is panic. When people got frightened and a panic started ... That's me.

Bernd 04/13/2018 (Fri) 20:19:05 [Preview] No.15906 del
We have a Syria thread: >>10248
For continued discussion we should use that. Thanks.