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Bernd 12/27/2019 (Fri) 20:25:43 [Preview] No. 33510
What's it like being Ukrainian?


Bernd 12/27/2019 (Fri) 20:29:04 [Preview] No.33511 del
Imagine Yugoslavia is the Soviet Union, Serbia is Russia and Croatia is Ukraine. Also write everything in Cyrillic.


Bernd 12/27/2019 (Fri) 20:55:57 [Preview] No.33512 del
A more correct parallel would be:
Soviet Union = Yugoslavia
Russia = Serbia
Ukraine = Bosnia
Belarus = Monkeydonia
Eesti = Slovenia
Latvia = Croatia
Lithuania = Monte Negro
Chechnya = Kosovo
But for our purpose the original metaphor will do.


Bernd 12/27/2019 (Fri) 20:59:43 [Preview] No.33514 del
>>33512
Also:
Finland = Austria
Hungary = Hungary


Bernd 12/27/2019 (Fri) 21:12:47 [Preview] No.33515 del
>>33512
Swap Latvia and Belarus and you're good to go. Also, Georgia is either Bulgaria or Greece.


Bernd 12/27/2019 (Fri) 21:29:03 [Preview] No.33517 del
>>33515
>Swap Latvia and Belarus
Why? Belarus has good relations with Russia unlike Croatia with Serbia I dunno the relations of Macedonia to Serbia. And the line of the three Baltics fits into the dynamics of Eesti, Cr, and MN.
Georgia is Bulgaria, Armenia is Grease, Turkey is Turkey.
Also Romania is Romania.


Bernd 12/27/2019 (Fri) 21:37:19 [Preview] No.33518 del
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>>33517
>Belarus has good relations with Russia

Maybe Belarus is Montenegro then?

t. don't really good in Balkan politics


Bernd 12/27/2019 (Fri) 21:40:50 [Preview] No.33519 del
>>33517
Eh, I didn't really think munch when saying that. I just thought that Latvia was just too small to be Croatia (which was the "nemesis" of Serbia that wasn't Albania). I also didn't really read Monkeydonia there, though I suppose Monkeydonia could be something more like Abkhazia/South Ossetia (breakaway region of Bulgaria/Georgia).
Azerbaijan is Albania (even was called Caucasian Albania) which conflicted with both Russia/Serbia historically and nowadays Armenia/Greece.


Bernd 12/27/2019 (Fri) 21:51:52 [Preview] No.33521 del
>>33518
I really have no idea about Montenegro-Serbia relations either.
Balkan politics tl;dr: free for all.

>>33519
You have some good points there, but from the Serbia's "nemesis" perspective I can't really find similar to Russia. With that Albania thing I agree that Caucasus region is a funny place, Albania, Iberia, Georgia.
Then with Monkeydonia we are back at square one with Montenegro >>33518 . But that could be decided with taking a look into their relations. The one who has better relation is Belarus, the other is Lithua.


Bernd 12/27/2019 (Fri) 21:56:37 [Preview] No.33522 del
>>33521
Maybe Poland's Croatia, not Lithuania? Both are still Slavs, further west, Catholic in contrast with Orthodox, and was historically the nemesis of Russia/Serbia, before Prussia/Austria ate it up. They were both united with a different non-Slavic Catholic power before being eaten up by Prussia/Austria (Poland with Lithuania, Croatia with Hungary). Both had crazy Serb/Ruthenian minorities as well.
It's just that Poland wasn't a part of the USSR.


Bernd 12/27/2019 (Fri) 22:02:18 [Preview] No.33523 del
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>>33522
Yeah, it isn't ex-Soviet state, but Croatia is ex-Yugo.
Tho Lithuania... was breddy big and strong with Poland, I bet they kicked some Russian buttocks.
Then Hungary is Poland, while Croatia is Lithua.
But who is Latvia?

Also this discussion reminds me of picrel. Always gets me.


Bernd 12/27/2019 (Fri) 22:05:50 [Preview] No.33524 del
>>33523
Latvia is MonteNEGRO. Or maybe Belarus is Montenegro because it's (literally) second Russia, while Latvia is Monkeydonia? Which country loves Serbia more, Montenegro or North Macedonia? Whichever it is, that's Belarus, and the other is Latvia.


Bernd 12/27/2019 (Fri) 23:51:27 [Preview] No.33537 del
>>33510
>Ukrainian?
East or west? One is Polish, other Russian.


Bernd 12/28/2019 (Sat) 16:07:33 [Preview] No.33552 del
>>33524
According to Wikipee:
Montenegro and Serbia - okay relations
Macedonia and Serbia - good relations
Both Mn and Mc recognized Kosovo's independence, but only Montenegro's ambassador was expelled from Belgrade.


Bernd 12/28/2019 (Sat) 22:06:36 [Preview] No.33554 del
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Why no Ukraine posters?


Bernd 12/28/2019 (Sat) 22:09:38 [Preview] No.33555 del
>>33554
We don't have any. There's not much in the first place.
Too bad to be honest, I'm kinda proud of the hohol hat. That turned out breddy gud.


Bernd 12/29/2019 (Sun) 00:11:04 [Preview] No.33563 del
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>>33555
Maybe Yaro will visit us someday.


Bernd 12/29/2019 (Sun) 00:19:43 [Preview] No.33565 del
>>33563
Maybe. There was a breddy gud Ukro poster here, he poasted cooking fish. But went back the KC main.


Bernd 01/10/2020 (Fri) 13:30:30 [Preview] No.33945 del
Being Ukrainian is like being Russian but less homo but also more homo at the same time, but the further west you go you basically become Polish but more homo.


Bernd 01/10/2020 (Fri) 13:32:43 [Preview] No.33946 del
>>33945
why isn't my flag appearing


Bernd 01/10/2020 (Fri) 13:33:15 [Preview] No.33947 del
>>33946
wtf I'm not a mountain jew what's going on


Bernd 01/10/2020 (Fri) 16:28:08 [Preview] No.33948 del
>>33945
>Polish but more homo.
So you're saying Poles are less homo?

>>33947
The service Endchan is relying on is bad recognizing Ukrainian IPs it seems. It's not the first case it happens. At least you don't have to suffer anymore on the sovokland.


Bernd 01/20/2020 (Mon) 01:42:29 [Preview] No.34139 del
They seem to be a lot more European than Russians are, appearance wise. When you see footage of Ukrainian Soldier vs Russia soldiers the Russian soldiers have more Slavic features. Not all of them of course however.


Bernd 01/20/2020 (Mon) 21:48:39 [Preview] No.34164 del
>>34139
Tatar and Sarmatian heda.



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